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Kei2005 發表於 2005-3-9 10:33 AM

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十大阿媽口頭襌
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C9Nw4h#} 4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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kRz7_)x`#y#q&cJ 6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)hBjdD3bV7u

A$t1Y%f5sR 7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)%vH+NfzPe;t

#f-h)JzU9ll 8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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F(t"}bZ1^?$K 9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎).[&mJ7H%@G|

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P6S8xh.} I)\ 我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha ;):D:D

三仔 發表於 2005-3-9 03:42 PM

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥 發表於 2005-3-9 05:54 PM

some of these have said

kantang4910 發表於 2005-3-10 06:44 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]三仔[/i] at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
!NbQ:Q@FF!oA 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4 [/quote]7f,py9ad:gF
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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽:mad:

三仔 發表於 2005-3-10 09:34 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]kantang4910[/i] at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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9z'q`-I.}9k@%l6af 我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI 發表於 2005-3-11 11:07 PM

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart 發表於 2005-3-13 08:20 AM

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650 發表於 2005-3-13 09:12 AM

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong 發表於 2005-3-13 09:42 AM

good

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