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Nekki Po 發表於 2005-3-9 07:13 PM

◎金錢

◎金錢
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But not Knowledge
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But not Respect
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但是不能買到尊敬
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It can buy you Medicine
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H#Z'i*lW OH.r So you see money isn't everything.
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and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.....
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我只收現金,謝謝

'nice' 發表於 2005-3-9 07:27 PM

幾好啊,幾有道理

godofcar 發表於 2005-3-9 09:36 PM

不錯的道理

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