睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 l0{:PT2] z
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 `|[e @ M
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 +y J|^/op H
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 pID]9W5jr1q:q9P
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 T NH n:U%R dWE
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 *XM/\"Ja] E
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 T2Z jHg;@ z
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* POSITIONS 姿勢
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 I TH"G#?+A5k
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 i1Z Q6q e&W
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ^1J R5Y(W^/Xdv
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 m1u(F-p9b2Lrj3I
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 3o9z B f8q3M
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 GD:\^o r!Z!o.W%H
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 %Vu?$`&a'm2Z V"k,t
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 j)p%dQ%B
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 fS ala u+}
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 #r Hj,Ld1iI
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 bq h!ZG&a
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡 義大利吊燈式 ??'N2Z1[SniJD
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