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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 5kFj4PS'w
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 /\Yf'Q5g*`9l c(x*L c m c
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 9yln;b%uZ7y#\5I%K,B
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 m-a"d6t ]
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 'u^U6zL@'P
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1b$q4j&o,t8v,_LAm;j
* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ? i/Kj} `9b}
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 w3m^FA$d%}
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 *r"z r[Uj @f r
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 x T,RZp_1YD
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 v w!u3N rf
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ?+s*Im3q.|
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 D7d `%|A6p m3|
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 acB3g_ j b ['@:N
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 EYb(K.~O
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 2p!@Za-r}9B^
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 fp1h {?f
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡 義大利吊燈式 ??
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