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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

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j utW%y9` 性本善:Sex is good.
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3Ne|6Gj ho 擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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:t*Fe+E4X;zG 子不學:If you don't study hard,
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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[-w{ kY/H 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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mw!n r+KIUX 人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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