3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. kLm"_.l5Yyn性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7^b#T:El
習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. x*ch h#P9Y&J
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. $p/K6Q'XLF3[0p
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學:If you don't study hard,
斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, l{Jz;RE.a_
父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ,lT T Km3y
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, vE-xJ\;n
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged Bn*J#Nc ];f
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8U[G)O8A@$W$D1yW Z
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness bro,
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