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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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x$?6l.}L/aE1b7_K 性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 6Fm7Y V$Y
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. d2d9]7lF.a8_c

Y E6x;l3v3j7w2PZf 苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. .CbRv,C2l_

9EcB4DQd:q)i 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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0Z8pPF:}^ 子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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@c,mVz$u!gU3~"\!G 竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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-K `CH&mi7\Yo 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, x.BCw(ZKMK
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2o2j4]4pV/djJX
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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y^e _!]@%\ 老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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6w(URM-r/D8WB 玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. D[|^9o_3ylv7H
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, &@-yo%Md\V{9y\
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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