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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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C Zg8gL5v 苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ];F7A8]m0S1f

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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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[U xS _H 子不學:If you don't study hard,
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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