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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強,十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既,真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味,點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:^*Y.Cz a[&O
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,
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隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我
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另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過
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然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強,但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁,突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地,我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話,小強嗎??"
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
/{^^.O"b7^H W 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]4Q!\8EdU-z(xr
白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。
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OA*W"z0`#v$dEG"O 有當然有,講起小強,其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強! 6l6A U&s.N6KEa&s
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看,嚇得脫手,跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠!:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
N+j*Oj)n9} 你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高, CGbS A*_
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..1?^5Z R&Vd3~
我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時,佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
S3fA,k'p0WG 我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
I%V D6p6~0V6b-ihk 我唔怕地上小強,但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote] }&u-T"u2B1y$^5g T
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試過有次睇住一隻小強由窗口兜口兜面
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O8p Wr*l 打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛#?q;d j#j.r8n
埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..
pGp?:V(E 然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~+XK_-\(MyJ_!R.~|8M
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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據說小強是盲的。,GG4Es%pY
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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-I0TDc.bNd:a(O1NM 據說小強是盲的。
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:
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嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]^G N1o'snH)W
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
JP'rqj7{!IJ 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..~.m O/@ B-I(|m
所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..
O6|Q8xVZ"U1n+V H 但佢自己又控制唔倒.._lwL UK$OX
講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....Y-SrUB&?

N#J#X,mp 不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:V)t\i S,avr/p%{
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
#r"@d4H {:r 佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道,係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關,即係身邊既人驚,咁就有個驚既氣氛,令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:,L hXIk(E

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁... [/quote]
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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:O jIgp+G&w#xyM

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:St$`)MgI:ZE _G
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