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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:0{q7o
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A$?'C;jj 我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架? .@4B_4H\ @+p8d8p'E4Z

kk'k&Y2s 我剩係試過一次比佢掂過 , 因為我對佢極之靈敏, 就好似蜘蛛俠既危機觸角咁, 一旦我感應到佢係我附近, 我d 毛髮就會豎起, 然後以超乎常人既速度逃亡call 救兵 .....
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不過訓緊覺個陣我就唔知試過幾多次la....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:1?LJ7PEK0|Bm-L
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,5v9E6W+Un$~
所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,
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禁地出唔番去,就咁香左..嚇那到我即入廁所,
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??" 0i-rZu o C]4~(a\ R
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不過而家大個，我會用殺虫水打反恐戰，結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅～～

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
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白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。;~lZL%FX"T
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有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
6|H&O$bqu 你本身驚唔驚小強架? q9sN+rY`$~
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我剩係試過... [/quote]
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,
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我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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gL$F$vz 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~
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+ZM1X@3? 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用.... | M~#Hg*lHI:NV
我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
6Q`]g1~~E5B(q9H 我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]/]J0O'mV2qQ3Q'L1}
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1L5U^}VE 但果D飛天小強係癲的...我都好驚..pNI*{1n
試過有次睇住一隻小強由窗口兜口兜面
x*T^p-bD{a 想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,(w!BS T6c.h'\y8g.\
打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛
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然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~ ZO'f5s2GG @8{/PgL
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM: ^X KF [,W:M'G'Q

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希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:
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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]

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,s#Qv ZN1C&X\-J"z 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
Q*N%jh[/V 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..
b oLL3f9myx 但佢自己又控制唔倒..
(s,Q*C6ay1n RE_ 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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qR,k9?&S0L3E 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]DN5o4d j7w5ULmx

T@d7oRV:x5l5QO 聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:"OQ-a/k LME | `8Q6w}
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:I8OX8EyIm{@
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:0|k!Q]9@/M

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小學讀D書講昆蟲,淨睇到小強D玉照已經令我毛管
a(Do7y[]|x3z 楝..我永遠唔敢用手掂果頁紙..

☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:4u*{/n _(y(a

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:NGS _HK)A
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yes~~飛左個一頁唔讀～～

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