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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強,十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既,真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味,點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:k&v:rJg"i:lTD

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:1~#V)W,avi#X|.[
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我~ _@P&~
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我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....l+r;|%w9B9[G i;y
然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,/\9uRiFW d(PW)f
用左2個鐘拉晒床底D雜物出黎追殺佢...卒之
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強,但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁,突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地,我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話,小強嗎??"
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次,所以我係怕飛天小強的!y.^j7` tYt] K%v
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不過而家大個,我會用殺虫水打反恐戰,結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅~~

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
XV7b-^bw;X/Lj 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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E+Q1cOiM 有當然有,講起小強,其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強!
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;U4EN:z;T;o3^g9z*e 又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看,嚇得脫手,跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠!:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
&z/XnSRv,Do 你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,|G!H@w#Kn#V8^l}
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..
$ml5{wXo#q:V#eJ 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷..B)^#I@V0^tdt
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嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩,竟然死係"加拿大"~~
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時,佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
:y0Q7sw j;y 我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
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但果D飛天小強係癲的...我都好驚.. aU![b E5E
試過有次睇住一隻小強由窗口兜口兜面*HAu@.jy
想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,
a2\bA4f {6e 打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛*C&[Q0}&r/k;W
埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..ps#v4s!M wu V1\
然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~5LHr}j(n%F
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快
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據說小強是盲的。X,T,J3G!HlJ%L8`
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:"Y.f&BP2ca|)j7Qa3V}
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t)D0X9o#M3qB\'S 嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]LY Cf6pK}M

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S"G'M zT 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..3w5rqz+KQ!L9L } x
所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度.."Q3EE?2x'U
但佢自己又控制唔倒..
| NGQ3B 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....8e@,J5`\rI(A"v

9YL#F)o }| 不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:7u `8l8t-~J
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聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道,係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關,即係身邊既人驚,咁就有個驚既氣氛,令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:%[ m WEGj

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小學讀D書講昆蟲,淨睇到小強D玉照已經令我毛管;~"H lfN_(i"U
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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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