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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:o+JbC%P8Wf

XTG1GM 我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
f V7G2Vdk(i K 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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Q-mM4[9x2U ZDf 所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,JeH(kl+P
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隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我
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5W'EG2f,qK2A^ 另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過
n K6BF+~ Xm3w\ 我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....
"Fu A6i]%Z5n6t 然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,gZ9zn1?SS
用左2個鐘拉晒床底D雜物出黎追殺佢...卒之
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'tZ`$u m0Blm 佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??"
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!0W2V6GZf3E1zc

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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
cF` g3mmfAx qo 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
W}"})uU V 你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我剩係試過... [/quote]
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,s#kO^'V
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..p @frp d!`Md
我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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W1BP/sS 嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~_jz!ZRuh

u#Z|&CAZ-{ 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用.... | \1V Bs/]1?y(n
我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
%K2R!Ke,k 我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote] r5D@~(uj3{M&SM
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試過有次睇住一隻小強由窗口兜口兜面
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然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~__1C!F8j.O
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:tVH&A UIY)Z f)y
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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
m:r0o,J{QNs ~ 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
V0aLYO9Og 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..-o(G,q C'h%_
但佢自己又控制唔倒..
0yPn)z`.Qj,G7c 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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Wj8XF(z0[n"e"c 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
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Z2m&rYA#_-W3i 唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道，係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關，即係身邊既人驚，咁就有個驚既氣氛，令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:2E)~;SH~6Vt0\

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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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