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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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0 P% v) Z4 Z! S7 I, V/ b(轉)港式英語 - K/ a* c3 L( I5 S1 f4 D6 f
, Q" Q! u, H: l8 ^Piano piano green 琴琴青
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4 m4 x" S! h1 lPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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+ ?: P; N% s( `& YI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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' X+ J: V D- c% c N8 XYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? : F3 H2 J5 B( \( a! ~4 f
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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" `& K+ Q- C' z7 j, X9 u7 nIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ( I' X1 w: Y8 o$ ? N' t6 z
" E; J3 d! e2 N. KFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 8 v, h% ^' l$ F6 K8 r D, p0 ]+ e0 s
; f6 ?, ~; n$ `- z1 fBlow water吹水1 c% G# x# {2 y
`+ P2 @: T* b3 BMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 + X6 G; l% i, p; A, f
$ D6 y$ l9 R% @! k# @4 m" o- z- {! YBlow chicken吹雞 : q# Q# w& \5 p: r- M/ d M
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
, S. a3 V9 }; G: B我吹雞打你班友 。
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( n6 j: ~# t5 ~0 C) c5 f! FStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ) |$ |, P4 T( a
/ f8 B& b6 j# f. dFace green green臉青青 。 $ N& X* _: ` _. r# X
* E, q( j3 j" J3 M0 N9 N$ o6 \"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" + X% O* y4 v: ^5 |: Y, |
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 : Z6 p, |$ \: ]9 O9 D3 O3 p
( d! E: x" q; Q; S' `5 y/ GYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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, o( M8 k$ @* C/ j' ^4 H! X9 ?You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - B8 ^4 H9 ?, n6 {1 @3 ?5 P
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( }/ v9 F. K/ L) m
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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. U1 ~: J) |( `6 [, aAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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* x2 V; F$ s$ O$ U, oEat banana食蕉 6 R) M5 V: y S2 t+ s) _9 Q8 @( R
6 i% W4 q6 W) I2 GYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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! K/ e# ]/ r7 }0 l- k/ D2 r THow senior are you?你算老幾?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 0 i$ ~0 r* S2 P6 L6 S8 h# F3 X1 _, @
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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" _7 C$ a3 r5 ^7 YZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ; V: U% R6 H m
3 q2 M! B( ~5 n0 j8 xDo the world做世界 。 + r9 E, r9 e* w; m. ~" M2 L
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 9 u3 X8 m$ v) G( w' [
2 c7 Y; d# F7 h& |$ f5 y) y% [: rWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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3 v4 n5 ^0 e( VCut girl 界女
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% y: t/ \$ W5 L7 FThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 4 E6 k( v8 {( w/ K
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ) f! w) a, C- }8 j5 b
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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$ x. `! ]. |, D' vCollect father收爹 ) V1 X/ \' u# V) V: Z
+ W. x( Y- ~, }1 `: L. v/ zYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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9 F* d8 ~ }( X+ EDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? . ~% J5 y. C$ V% j
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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s' t- F+ a, W: ]4 w: c9 fYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ; S1 ^2 S, P6 {8 S' ~; {- G' |
# \1 G0 F5 M9 N# y& ~/ `American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 7 ^, D h. t* l/ C( k
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! , }% a& P7 E& D4 A+ T# p
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! b4 w8 V3 _4 @* N- p
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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8 E, q% M9 |7 p uToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ) K/ Z1 ^; ? g* z" L
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 2 o3 n8 k: B9 m5 {+ f8 X0 N& z, ?
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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/ m. }4 I Z3 G0 Z& t5 d: lHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 6 l7 a1 P- q, m
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 3 A: s" a- w3 d, `* U8 Q
4 }2 L4 W0 {$ k& |3 POld dot.老點 ; R7 s5 Q% f5 o! `
, x% }+ \3 N" ?/ a9 r" K$ [One old water 一舊水 - W# H$ }. x* R8 s* Z; C' m
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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9 p$ b! A- C5 ?& V1 ^A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 1 D. Q' a! [ w& M- W; J5 |
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 6 O9 F+ a9 _4 n5 _5 m
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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5 ~* D4 _1 _* `1 ~& zHold hold water.楂楂水 % \1 ]8 T" V2 z9 P/ V9 G* ^: E
- Z( }6 |6 w" Z9 N" B) L' J. |Pump water.抽水 ! l9 X0 E4 T8 \9 s- u$ t6 W
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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