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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~$ W+ y+ i/ U* |  ]

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(轉)港式英語 & \0 U) t. I0 S- h) Y/ T1 c/ l
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 % {; C1 s# L) f7 x4 I6 }
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 l$ L; V& K) c+ p
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? # U; `# D3 o+ V! ?0 S5 L
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 5 `( B" B$ w  n* O
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!   A  M1 u) `4 C! e/ d, }. C

. Z7 p- F" B4 ]Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 - q1 l* |! t6 W! Y8 ^2 h

# P8 k8 R, Q/ }fall on your street.""你個"K"
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9 F. i0 e9 `" ^- LBlow water吹水* h: k/ Q- L2 n& v6 B; B
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 2 ]& P' c7 p9 p: u$ M

' U6 N0 {5 D; {# dBlow chicken吹雞 7 [3 Y9 p, j+ d0 q3 k6 |* L- a; j

2 t& J3 L& S0 Z; Y8 e$ WI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 n% s: n$ Q' W2 x5 E
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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- ?: r$ F- H! o. |* }1 d2 s"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " X( p" u6 x9 }6 W9 e+ a, T
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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+ ~% z( B  K/ v* x  p% cYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 8 z/ N' p0 A7 B, O! `
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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& H" q. C& F+ Q- GYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ( g) [8 E8 [' a! o
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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5 m; v, _" a, XEat banana食蕉 ( ~& ?) D2 O; S7 E
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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! B# I5 V. W& E# aDo you big me?你大我呀? 6 I, C! W4 ~# y3 `7 ~

8 |: N  K% p9 S; m9 Z2 DZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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% N/ x2 e0 ?3 f3 ]8 `8 @: Y2 E$ sDo the world做世界 。 , H9 C" C$ J  i4 r

9 `) W& n6 }! CBig tea rice大茶飯 。 3 p! V5 o2 x- m: s, l

" \' c7 \' y/ \" x( c2 W) T" X7 j; }What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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2 \8 c4 A5 K! {8 YThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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9 Q% j7 L* H7 q: M2 [0 |Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 7 i  ]; @3 J8 N# K  Z; Y. t
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 3 \# S# b, G" q+ x9 m6 h# ^

: ^: J0 h9 [5 h7 P0 rCollect father收爹
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2 M/ u/ o' ~- f8 B2 E9 p: CYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ( r% D2 x. H) ]( o

: }7 b$ V. [6 W! {Laugh die me.笑死我。 3 E8 `* i: E# h
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ) J7 @# a0 g' F2 r
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 . u# g7 k/ ~3 T/ c# g* D
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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# z  @6 ?6 F0 m+ J8 I6 t3 x. OYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. . X& C3 A: L' G
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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/ [& ]- J: a4 _9 s$ y( G  ?" iEight woman八婆 2 C# [- ~) n% e: x; H

* e- b8 Q! G3 f- F  K5 Z# \Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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4 g, Z4 x: G. C( Y/ {Black son黑仔 " v4 e# m# p3 B( D! k
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 1 @$ `- ^4 S: K' A

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0 ~, t: H3 p* ^" R2 }8 UI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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+ v) A0 `7 t& [, L# PHigh hand.高手 ' j6 s1 F1 c: R; P7 J3 l1 c
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 : _  E$ ]  k: k0 f

0 s) z& k8 H" h( L, GTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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( J  z! v" [& S7 B: [+ H! e( lGood mother.好娘 & w$ G& v6 Z$ I" \
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 6 \! _' O& d; y" p6 q1 r

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0 m+ A$ }# I5 O3 T, a* x! OOne old water 一舊水 7 Z4 ]  \9 ~: y( E

* {# F7 b5 U8 S7 l3 Q* QWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? - m' U7 P4 ~# t" W

( R6 F4 j- t: W' I8 X  CA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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1 A* \/ D' S4 v& h* Q0 j7 SA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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6 f! h4 P2 v9 d7 EMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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  C' i6 d0 v7 f( t5 p7 @* J' bHold hold water.楂楂水 ' r. Q9 v8 I' |2 O; e8 L

/ D9 P/ k8 x! GPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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* W2 a3 Z* v! U$ p4 pTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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6 k7 j6 W/ i9 _( ]$ d6 z3 j) ^2 Kyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
; U% z( }) F& a0 {, B6 n4 oI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
0 a6 g5 a4 z0 L; n. q3 J# E4 u還有
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; D+ |4 i+ r, n2 {7 [0 D* ?you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳6 r) u; Y3 ?1 P4 z- a
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...: g" p, D; H4 q
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。! v% C$ o7 S/ N" K" y
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger1 r/ n! F9 {7 I" i* {& K

' I6 {! ?; V. ?$ p! j3 M- W+ @' W我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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