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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語 7 T! _( V$ t' y! W9 O8 A  m* E" C
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 4 H7 u- Y! A5 n( U* i

" x- u) s2 E0 Q0 p$ L/ [2 w; {Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 : B& X0 B3 }) T) t# K8 n

7 Q4 N& U1 E1 i8 _I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ) Y) [: `" M* v4 r! J

& v* K: ]3 l4 R, S' C. T7 Q& wYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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% [) l$ \6 R1 m% B0 d# o/ d) NI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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0 w: h/ \4 H+ s4 MIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 7 a. m$ `0 E8 A/ M
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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5 J) r# V" c9 z; m6 T1 Kfall on your street.""你個"K" 1 s% p1 s6 ?# D  b& L

# I* W+ B: {* u6 I) p8 F7 C. ]# A0 j  qBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
; d# h4 J% f( [% j) a" Y3 ^4 w我吹雞打你班友 。 9 l% ]3 H6 [# ?5 v
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 " x) h; l% w: q

8 l; h3 C! \( s3 RFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
% T: B2 f$ o3 i- }點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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) G& D/ w3 f& O1 X8 q' u9 qYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 + ?/ A3 j; w9 l" U* b
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 / }9 `. T4 S% ?% V! R1 M

+ ]/ ~: [& y5 U2 q0 ]You jump building.你跳樓啦。 $ J6 [' X, Y/ `8 f5 [: P; G
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ' J# _3 _- M6 X* K" N' o

9 C& A9 T4 s) C; |4 j. HEat banana食蕉 8 m. w3 Z) r9 t6 N) J0 l
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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! V: @0 W! C7 d1 M2 JHow senior are you?你算老幾? 2 ?2 T$ n% Q* ^0 m, X# U
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 8 P  t, X0 z4 b0 Q% V* f3 R2 L* d

7 Y/ {7 ~9 L. U' wDo you big me?你大我呀? 0 L" q( s& b3 v0 m7 k

! I& o! z$ M/ {- pZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ' u- O0 {5 ^  ~
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Do the world做世界 。 9 Y9 O/ ~9 n, `% l" O
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 * @% f4 h1 X# h$ y6 W* J
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? $ ~6 ^! q; B0 ^7 u% R

. d8 k+ D  E. e1 t. @Cut girl 界女 7 F' S* h/ ]5 k: Q3 |- k

/ t  i1 O7 R( pThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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6 `, E. Y% x* W( ZI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 6 f$ B% B& Q$ l0 }1 U* ?4 p

5 C! A# H2 q' r) t; yCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! ) y1 J9 y% q6 b
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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& n( C* U! ^/ c! x$ I; L8 OLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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1 g6 e% ?; C) w& I: z0 AHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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8 j: R3 E  ]& y  p, U% VEight woman八婆
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3 K0 B9 {  _/ m6 y  TEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 1 {  L0 T' l! P( M4 K, l5 l

2 t! D7 \3 Q: {. g* H7 x' x  }King eight egg.王八蛋 & @( Z! E+ c) `6 R' k5 {
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ) t, U4 L( Q) q* S+ t/ P
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. H) n. Y* I" D0 K0 i7 Y6 t- kI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 5 @# H7 ]7 P' _- Y( Z' O

  \8 t) o: c/ ~0 Z6 V5 RI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! " f  C$ h2 C+ H6 X

% T  T' l, m& h0 r6 B8 ~High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 0 ?6 a, ]5 H. I9 @/ C8 [% q" Y& q
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 % u: j9 F8 L7 p1 R: N8 w
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Good mother.好娘
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& O! ], {7 D4 rYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 4 P6 R6 l0 \0 L7 U
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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5 h1 t8 i: H7 c% z2 s7 |What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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$ g* M$ E! P$ k) x7 y. \Pump water.抽水
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; D$ Y- q) f. ?2 vTwo hit six.二打六 2 G) Q4 j( L# n% l3 ~" `' x1 V
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳" B( G$ C! ]% T6 O( t
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:* p0 r: o6 {6 o' N, x( O3 h! V
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  ^4 U1 R: R3 w3 J! }2 m" ayou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳7 W  {( m( N) t' Z; }& N( X! C
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..) P, l; v, f+ l/ W6 a1 Z

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個人意見~~

^^"
呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! 5 B0 r+ u9 E) Q" X
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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