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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~0 R( i- K8 I4 ~& r
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(轉)港式英語
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& N+ R; I4 m+ v- h/ rPiano piano green 琴琴青 ; N# v7 r. y+ A2 s/ G1 N; R
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! : U/ Z+ u* l# C) T8 q9 G0 `
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 1 F( I+ \6 E% v0 `, n

5 Q. B& O: K0 _* v1 K9 U4 D! zIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 0 a7 M+ Q9 o! Z$ F# x6 h( g
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 + D" m: i* w8 k9 k2 S

7 w3 s$ W- r  I, g, ]: Sfall on your street.""你個"K"
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  g3 h" D# S3 K) ABlow water吹水4 c; M$ C$ w) R* [, N; x

# Q" W0 Q! Z& e) OMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 . \2 L& ^+ l+ N# ~
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Blow chicken吹雞 ! T' T# _# h0 L4 C- s& r1 n8 Q
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
1 G* Z- p! Q7 u! N) T: k我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 : j1 M! t: o$ K4 A5 g- h# Z

7 k+ q% Q) A" t" |+ W5 xFace green green臉青青 。
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; j( d! C$ i9 P, n, y. P( X"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" / K, O( O/ {6 e) x" N% v
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 / W& i6 F0 z, t0 D4 [  Z7 S, }
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ! e; `& e9 m2 E: V
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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9 x1 _6 {0 ^9 KEat banana食蕉 3 }: E! A: T7 R. C9 B; R
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 * \4 K7 q6 v1 N$ X: E
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 7 K5 j. ^8 i9 Q4 w8 y
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 0 t* s2 Q+ [; r( F% Y) I
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 7 Q5 f1 T  ]* O8 C

' f' X- b2 H! f& r# O3 WDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 5 }- k0 q- n5 M* ?3 z6 p
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Do the world做世界 。 6 N% I, u; E' Q4 T
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 4 C& |, L! O/ P* u: k* C3 i* b

% Q/ T& w& K, b) V0 M" VCut girl 界女
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; E/ X7 S1 y1 {- u7 L1 \0 kThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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2 O; [: R, j5 y: Y+ qI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 7 G& S7 s2 V) g

* s3 b) O" F' f- i$ H. o' `Collect father收爹 , K; \" c/ d5 O+ b  g4 U! V1 o" T
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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1 g5 i! \5 g) O6 k  Z/ uDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 1 `. {8 x' ], T- x: B

! E0 L2 s5 `- D/ a6 eLaugh die me.笑死我。
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- K( }2 W/ T: }+ @You give me stop.你同我企係度。 % T" s9 V! s6 X; [1 L8 k
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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$ ^, k) B1 q+ X) W" ^8 A' V, G2 SEight woman八婆 7 [! a! Q; p2 ?3 Y% m
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 2 v) |/ R) \0 `
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 0 o+ W$ b) X/ J) U! l
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Wear grass著草
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7 G9 P$ G7 d, e- _I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 2 ?: t% X0 h; F3 @' p! T
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High hand.高手 * N) M4 W" h3 t5 z

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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 6 z& ^; _& ]6 j8 h4 A
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Good mother.好娘 ( J' Y) d+ U, C& w
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! & ^0 n5 O! I( V) N$ L. h9 J
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Old dot.老點
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  }/ ~4 s( f+ QOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ) ^( d& r4 X+ s2 M3 T1 X* |6 D7 U
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ! ~  K+ k$ G4 U8 ~
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 7 m6 \7 C. [+ H+ x2 S+ U* o, N$ A

. V2 a( v' D6 A- ^Pump water.抽水 " @0 u5 a8 W2 u- r- j. {$ L
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Two hit six.二打六
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) j' ^! Y1 q! `6 U! ]Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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& c- l) T% b% N: I0 y7 l0 pyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
" v( ~8 Y7 U4 }/ v! k0 U( J! ]I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:8 X$ P- R; t) ^) @9 \* a/ w
還有
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1 u2 a# h( y1 j& c# ^2 e( Q; Fyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳; i1 b! A( [% A3 Y9 r; e" Q
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...) M6 H$ h3 W7 y. m
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
6 T. t% ~! N1 }最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。( d* {$ P( d7 h! q$ [
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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