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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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! x# J) v2 Y" e/ QI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ - u# ?9 y) {0 Z9 n4 W
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ) N% t6 Q+ s# t+ Z1 `
/ G6 m* e! K ~) y+ cI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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3 c. c8 D) T U+ x7 JIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ % B3 u9 Y$ q$ v. m5 b, S
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 - a/ V$ s/ |' ~. l( U0 J3 }5 ^
2 _ c5 J; Z; ~( p6 @! Z4 cfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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5 W' C" @) ]5 T* p. W- d/ `Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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( D/ F" x3 ]( IBlow chicken吹雞
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9 i( c) Y4 D' _, QI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: c1 T2 s( a, q( ?% a! Q4 [我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 % T% l+ t3 r# h* \
, B- S/ W `" L1 qFace green green臉青青 。 8 G9 ^0 ^: H, O. D& m( ]
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ m( w3 l: Z7 A' ]; R& L! k
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 e2 c+ A' s1 E6 {! T7 e
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 7 A- t9 c9 G6 M8 e) ]+ Z* z- p8 F
: D$ n) N& v2 U: ]1 `You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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2 s1 s+ N% F: T& Z+ tPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 3 ^( ?+ b: N: @" p, W2 {
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 + ?7 I8 p) k( \7 ?
/ g4 f1 A# U1 W8 l% Q+ L) cHow senior are you?你算老幾? 3 E9 i, j! q( h' A7 N' Z
* Y4 L" [) V2 i& r5 fWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 9 o0 `: e+ z7 |- L8 t6 [
% F" L6 M$ e8 |. t1 c7 A: TWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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& N5 D$ b6 t7 Y$ \& a, G# z3 SDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 7 e3 Z' N" f& ?& {' f j
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 4 _# K# l6 `' {, X; B* b
; Y {2 Q6 q2 q) X2 j2 FWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 5 ~) O' W, [- D, }4 H: q
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Cut girl 界女 ( ? \0 z, W( n% @( S, P
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 8 G- m' o0 x! n! l0 t6 f9 b
! i* m) G* S0 B) X! |Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ D$ k2 W. O$ o( s- j# G
0 Q8 [1 [7 `' t3 w7 B NCollect father收爹
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9 ^) s3 S9 o k4 C r. |( Z+ hYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ * B0 N5 p+ P1 l5 J: o1 P6 d6 u) i
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 5 e3 l& ^& Q" {, g* Y
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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3 L' B% O9 d3 s/ JAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 7 a: l C, E" U4 \3 r" f
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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& U2 P8 Q. R3 e$ ~$ [; p0 vYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 3 r8 r+ y+ W3 V7 M% j
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ & ]$ M" @) c* S3 g. ^
1 o4 f7 g( u3 o$ BEight woman八婆 - c7 R& m1 |9 U0 I6 r6 S) s n
& F7 P7 J& q6 j7 XEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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) ^3 U7 k2 h( ^' {$ yToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ : B. F% ]" `) i' L' H
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Wear grass著草 % W! y3 ]2 L# G, z0 ]
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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8 k) R, h+ X6 Z5 d, p% ~I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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& n- A6 S& J* G" f* A/ XHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 5 s* e8 w, M$ J1 o: `$ W( g* U3 Y
4 L1 o( D9 \. ~; zGood mother.好娘
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& `1 g7 l ~1 DYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ) P& e8 m* H7 P; ~+ I+ e: Y
! k) o9 n& w% a3 D# }* i1 ?A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 4 a. t3 y ?+ X/ e5 ~
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ! ^! v# c, S* N
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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9 m- e. T6 H! C1 KHold hold water.楂楂水 ! ^) l, @6 _: Z' `3 m
}7 i, `* S3 E! m- J% M8 u# i: JPump water.抽水
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2 V5 J3 Y8 n m4 {Two hit six.二打六 , r0 h8 K+ p7 B- z
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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