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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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" s; I; Q4 q; b% t% e( \（轉）港式英語 # |8 \' ~$ }! L4 p
( x- h; I u" ^/ h3 |" t4 w, sPiano piano green 琴琴青 + i& d x; Q+ r9 p( X& Y# H: b
9 D) V# J ~& U$ F* {$ l( nPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 / z5 s7 e! E3 ~1 d- |# H- C
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ! ~ O1 Y& b! K4 r o& v
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 4 g9 q; [3 \. G4 z, s6 S- n
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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0 R$ R7 M$ ~2 l# @. m8 z4 tFish skin~魚皮 。
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3 d0 |) m( D& w, O+ }2 D& t: _- XFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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7 B, p- n H8 w" L' U* fBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 - K+ a% I' D' C* A1 E6 K
0 O0 M, ^* ?9 @4 N4 IBlow chicken吹雞 - ~! ~, v$ i3 ]
8 h! ^, k; t, |, J' _. e0 TI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: T3 H4 q/ h6 ~7 i3 p5 W+ o" g我吹雞打你班友 。 + c9 R/ t% W" S5 Q
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 0 O& y* O T. E
! U8 `8 a( E% y' @' P"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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* ~) Q- g2 B) {You see road carefully你小心睇路。 & z) f# Y6 @% l: n$ p/ X
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 , y" J8 `. M ~, z: V& H4 [
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 . P4 I2 b$ U' |& l
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 6 q/ f$ ?% ~; R/ q4 } H" m
; V& O' W7 e( |: k6 f0 ~; FHow senior are you?你算老幾? 6 \) _" E4 C O4 ~2 s d
) n9 I# L n1 UWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? - _" }, ^! D9 M4 q. M. b6 m
% r' Z# V. r& C) |6 hDo you big me?你大我呀? 5 j4 h: y; V& B
2 [' Z0 v+ ^; t# XZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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4 o3 L% v6 }- l, B4 h+ ]) {Do the world做世界 。 1 v1 P4 ^4 e, Q2 m' M! d
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ( s6 @2 {& ]1 q9 e t
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 3 j" r9 ~* t& u/ _% r( j* C4 R& [; O6 t; P
3 I g5 s T7 |' {" ^Cut girl 界女
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# G* d! D8 P* R2 _' ~! Y7 ?The king of cutting girl.界女王。 + O: G: a. v) n, F4 i
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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/ y! S8 Q. K% w# [5 }I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ : `0 e8 U8 s s9 U
8 m( y5 j' a# V: |5 I4 oCollect father收爹 . F: S& v; w H
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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z+ ~7 v3 F7 G7 K0 fDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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: j, M1 s: {) W3 H/ X# T1 lLaugh die me.笑死我。 3 {5 E! f! s. ]" `+ Z- ^
2 L7 f7 W1 e' b5 N8 S; lYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ' K- O! W. e9 o
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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2 W. Z x7 F4 h* f6 [- }* yYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
% i6 W! z5 R2 C- X* r你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! H* L) K( I. P& F
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 4 Q- r, ~1 v1 ~" p& ~: k3 _
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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9 ]/ Q: V( y. ^Wear grass著草 * C R w! m1 K3 X
5 k& `7 E0 d4 L6 f7 B* wI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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- a) z0 g8 q3 l9 J: c& ?2 f2 PI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ ) e7 J3 M/ E6 B6 U [
! r! V6 n! R3 k+ b& nHigh hand.高手 ' G# Z. ^2 G6 ]9 e2 _
$ G3 {7 f; p2 u6 qA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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& Z) s0 n C& A' g: i- o# ATo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 . K5 M- X3 f! s1 A, S- _
2 I4 H. R1 N# IYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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5 P: }! W0 t/ `3 C) T4 X2 x3 dOld dot.老點 ; X% G! x. X$ B# \
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One old water 一舊水
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6 q) D8 g L- V3 ]% L9 }, rA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 , E: M& ~ }. l' D3 T" w/ g5 Q
& D, l j, j0 O5 uA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ) G- B+ g. B1 R; D. f4 }
- T2 t0 {5 S0 x, O: ~7 SMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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- L8 O" I0 z9 o' b/ x+ {1 ^$ |+ e! RA dragon service.一條龍服務 8 t! U% e: Z8 S4 r( M; j m g
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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; a( Q" p" A, P6 D, {) l) rPump water.抽水 1 a" K# j- ?% ]# u
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