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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  8 R+ `5 o2 z) k. c3 K
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 1 S( k# D: B% v/ V- z
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 1 \: `7 w$ |$ @" u5 F8 \" R9 J% e
' T9 _# o1 a$ ? a6 ^I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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, C3 D: F/ G; @0 V/ w+ CYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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1 Q' D7 p6 i6 I9 K+ t: B7 r; GI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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2 }7 J1 R) V. @3 C# m- Y! zIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ) m7 p% G; W! D3 Z0 z( s: O$ V. i
& p% E0 e `& q0 h" ^" AFish skin~魚皮 。 # d H' p, _ E+ z
6 a1 j6 }1 V" c$ s& wFall on a street@@ 。 5 W6 f% [% G3 q8 G
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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3 a( E( M4 R3 MBlow water吹水9 d' g6 \) g; k: R
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 # }& p2 J& c; [9 F N5 l
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Blow chicken吹雞
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1 h" } n8 T2 j. F/ `! o% uI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 ^/ }% T$ p0 r/ i: X我吹雞打你班友 。
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/ P9 n1 u. U& c! m0 L' DStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 2 Q c. f# W( Y. ^
4 x$ W6 ^( e. a5 D7 t) s"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
/ n0 C$ ` o9 j9 y點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 0 O. L* e$ _* v3 g9 t t
/ y6 q, c& d/ S* z# r0 W8 W4 ]You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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5 h- V4 t0 L, M7 l2 O6 pYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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: ]8 I+ v* H( H8 JAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ( K3 a L6 ]5 v0 ~- Y. G. T# \; u
. _. g- u6 P1 O7 `1 @0 oHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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& {9 _. g. m7 f- [What the water are you?你係乜水? 2 A+ `; l& i( b5 f& d8 z8 v
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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& ^1 ]4 s* \# o0 Y) z$ nZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? / H" C- Y6 r8 G4 Q! A
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Cut girl 界女
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. I( r' s1 o4 q: rThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 3 g5 a0 ^. d5 X4 M4 U0 B; ]
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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9 { ^- {3 G! f4 \: r! PCollect father收爹 5 f3 d/ _1 Y7 W, ?2 ]/ W
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 9 {6 C- _/ S) Z/ S
& J0 n9 I- Q# d6 Z+ r) b6 aDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ) j5 X, a: o: O2 {+ L- P
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 + Z3 ~3 f: [3 s- c( \% O* m
1 T I( D! p1 Q4 X% i( P: u$ AYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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! f/ U) [& G% ?' e) V! hAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 , h7 b* g* Z% @5 t% y1 V9 \( c
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
2 m A1 @ W4 r; G1 A2 |; {你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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7 b! R3 r' n+ ]% D" T" {Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! + r9 j# I A' c+ j& a$ u
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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) F) |$ Y8 l; J$ }# bBlack son黑仔 2 R# ?6 e+ N: ]/ o
/ e8 G4 v: G+ E) U* d9 |, R' ~8 lToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 4 y, C' o* X0 S8 R& u
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Wear grass著草 a" X; C0 \* E0 ?
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 + s2 S% J7 S+ X7 j8 X
# Y0 L4 X+ z( o) BI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ' x, @6 y, r4 k
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High hand.高手 ) o9 |6 ~: C3 |# C+ g8 y
* L/ r: c( w9 ]' GA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 " U. t. S- G3 e8 e8 l. M$ L7 F4 p
. U; b3 N' [) O" WTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 Y S5 m0 B9 p. O
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Good mother.好娘 " c% O& C$ B' y7 k6 n" K" |
5 ]% z" W7 J( T. PYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! $ r( Y8 o I5 b4 M$ h: e0 G. W
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Old dot.老點
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- o, N2 a+ L1 c j2 ]! d8 sOne old water 一舊水
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0 a8 a3 V0 K, {) ZWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 + u" T0 @0 q2 J
; L7 Z% e( J' o$ LA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 % {6 S5 N- \, c" d$ e% k* v5 ^3 ]; i3 ^
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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( m8 O/ g" y" s$ W1 ]Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 # G3 [, T" l& o- J5 g
8 b* Q, _4 D6 X, ^Two five boy.二五仔 |
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