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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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t$ e! k9 A. t m0 T（轉）港式英語
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0 \% t! N5 e* ?- fPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 1 k- w; F! t% m' Z& Z( T
& }' ]0 `0 Q. I5 @3 N- a1 ~8 q" @I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ' ^) b# W; j" I
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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8 @' V/ i: b6 @7 F! BFall on a street@@ 。 " B ^/ X: n* ], T8 j) j$ L: b
: `/ g0 c( O: e1 C, x2 Lfall on your street.""你個"K" ' x: W5 y2 ]0 b; B/ g- w- I
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Blow water吹水
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$ h; U1 u& v I. N. q r5 D2 jMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 # G7 O* z1 r4 T# V
* j, Q2 I0 _, }# D0 ]Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , I+ v! U# |7 }3 `% j
我吹雞打你班友 。 1 j$ p5 k3 _/ k$ y: X
) ^' p: z& D( ?. [7 ~* JStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 * ~6 L& k ]1 f# L+ W/ E3 F6 S
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 4 x3 L7 E. K' `. Y4 X$ Q- n
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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1 r/ ~# u. d* |3 g) x! w6 ]- Z9 D$ @You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 & o7 a/ D8 P- U; ~' K0 x# {* J
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 : Y/ ]3 J i3 ]+ o2 k( b
/ B, T2 ^5 m1 n5 p/ J) ]( wPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 . R4 A3 m4 I* t# N6 z
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 2 D$ m# M- b. F# P; @6 D
( Z3 z5 w7 W R4 Y7 [8 y- H: M+ eYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? # U) u* f' ^, ~& y
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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2 Z+ H1 N6 v: G7 N, EDo you big me?你大我呀? ! C* k. u/ K. ?0 J' p7 k
, L' S6 w0 P, \0 b/ ^$ b! h; ?) n7 {Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 / w4 a, X" A. ?, T) F9 V8 i8 o, @
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Do the world做世界 。 . n4 K' h5 e8 t3 `+ m
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? q3 u4 a: _) G" J5 F* I. l2 m. x- ^
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 k6 j( N& P8 S& ^4 g4 l. s
( f* k+ c& w' U4 F. S8 U# M6 J* TCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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5 A. ]' K* w" ^) H( fCollect father收爹
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* e& ?1 v$ @! W5 D5 y3 |You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? / w8 s5 e% ~; e; u, ?4 z( _
* D, w5 G6 W# c3 @: aLaugh die me.笑死我。
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# U3 g2 w& A. A* D2 a; rYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 + }& K) p# P3 \- r
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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, X- r' `, H' U, nYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 0 s# W; M% I$ E1 {% H& a+ o6 Z
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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0 K" F2 z: P1 _+ K1 cEight woman八婆
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1 E( X; s+ N- c) X1 I' YEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 4 I& j. x: A' ~8 t9 c0 U
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 X7 q( C0 m3 [" C& S. j9 Y
5 X t. p8 @" u# C1 v' PToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ + S/ ]0 I# i9 ?( X
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ( ?. ^9 A5 k$ W1 y! x
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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# h/ O5 j1 h% [High hand.高手
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+ b$ V& B& p7 Y HA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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5 V3 ~% G+ `; Z: O8 h/ g5 ]4 {To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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% g# |4 J. G$ G* r3 N0 [Good mother.好娘
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% [( W- V# T6 w7 |! D4 ^; yYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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1 X7 E- T. S! \" }; ^! X6 `5 k! ZOne old water 一舊水
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- P+ @+ t: P1 c% [2 c. g) WWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? / s3 [4 W5 k' g$ `
* t. \- k: g0 [' g F: VA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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B6 O2 ^' B R5 p% e- Q$ wA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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5 B+ k+ X2 d1 \& Y( g" O1 oMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 % l# I# p/ Y8 A' P
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 * J9 X' G: E. {; {
. u4 C& W# S' OTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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