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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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- j; V0 ^  u- ]8 e; L5 u& ~& m(轉)港式英語
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# T( w  [0 n. F6 y& [; z: b2 [# IPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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7 n* ~4 L0 X0 `/ |/ U  Z+ W1 g) {& EI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! " f5 h7 ], W* |7 J7 Z

: a7 x4 i! F8 ^( jYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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: V) a* w" q1 q9 J% xI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 8 G) X% {7 p$ A7 Z; f
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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# R! W+ G2 d' P2 o  OFish skin~魚皮 。 : a7 f4 y. R/ I3 L6 p
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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- m# T" ?! o2 BBlow water吹水. Y) A8 q. l* s, \8 g1 r& Q

6 V8 ?$ }; m% Q7 B, g9 A* z% a" qMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 , u) x2 B* z4 S
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Blow chicken吹雞
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* q& |9 T' ~# K% M8 }* \- t6 kI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
* S; k7 Y$ [; U( C6 I& o$ d我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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+ r+ l$ \6 G* i& F) M' o) C"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ ^8 |8 i2 f! J& Q9 @
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ! E! N- g$ Z' B- p% `& L8 F6 m

! L- W  J3 O3 p8 s7 a, Y1 ]You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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" g6 A9 N3 O* X5 kPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 1 Z+ y7 H$ l6 o

2 C. T" G: l" V5 ]' j) ~, }Are you road?你係唔係路呀? & @2 t5 R! c; S$ s- S$ _

3 d* y" z5 \( bEat banana食蕉 : f( y2 I. v# M
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ( H0 \/ P8 d2 v

( b# p- `# P+ A2 {' GWhat the water are you?你係乜水? - M, U9 J3 A  U$ e' V

( r- b* [/ t1 KWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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+ _( S! i& w3 _( m3 DDo you big me?你大我呀?
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  x4 E3 ?1 b( ~Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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! F7 {. p, v# L- x, Y3 oDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 & P  {0 ^5 j$ e5 C& e

0 D6 ?2 ?! A9 |4 GWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? & d0 r3 T/ }5 g. R( q7 ?! b3 v; b
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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+ K; ^  e) S% Y, r5 M: @) z! NCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 9 y* I) a0 N# C1 [. c
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 9 B& g8 k3 `  O  j

! a" h# `& F3 gYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!   J8 v9 k! E$ p1 @' O! g8 s/ i6 e
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 " e7 ?, u5 s; n6 C: T5 i1 f

" Q9 d, ?/ T! vAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ( Q* P+ W' q$ f  {. b9 O1 {
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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8 y7 {( c+ G) O+ U- eYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
* h, o9 V$ P7 g8 ?; Y' s你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 4 M! |0 `, `8 F

2 p, U) v: e. w! zEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! - d* f8 Q# A0 l0 q
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King eight egg.王八蛋 9 X) Z/ H$ T* J, }/ L& }( H2 [, e
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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5 _% y( o" S# D0 w1 Y( d5 P/ ]2 LWear grass著草 " f; U5 L, i7 N' l% l

: v" `" p7 U( _1 \0 jI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 & v2 E  X. e' \2 }% x

% h, `6 ~3 d) N3 B- PI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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  [0 z6 X) v" d/ FHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 " d* J* O( j# A' _9 ]' [  z

, m; B; t! @" N2 f, g6 c8 ^To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 0 r6 H* `  H8 f% c, y

* Y( q$ r: @" q) T( k) ^3 T! _! XGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ! c+ `. I# e# X0 P7 s  M

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9 ~- B1 O" D; p9 w+ QOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? * `: N( K+ _8 p- w, ], `5 L, m

9 f2 a9 \+ Y; c- [  s2 [) rA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 3 \! q. U/ B3 R
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 7 l2 Z* Q& Y: l) Z1 d
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 , Y( K; V8 w* R- Y% W  i$ b8 n

  E& v- m* o8 N0 u2 d- {5 w9 YHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 & t- {" B' h8 r! s% f

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This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
  i5 g- c  G4 H8 p+ ]6 R; {+ nI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:6 G$ A6 W3 z9 K: p
還有
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, u) P5 M( ]7 e- \you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
+ m; Y% r' x4 ~& W2 \* RI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..- Z# o" \9 k% F7 q% E

. j) f% v, U# O/ d* N* l  h1 J好無聊下+ f9 _& y+ q! [) \( g3 N. a6 ]+ L

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個人意見~~

^^"
呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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+ g3 V9 G2 h5 R1 _5 U我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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