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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語 5 Q& ?8 h/ Y2 ?2 X, p( s- G9 A, ?
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ) S1 o5 H# V$ I# f+ S8 ^3 Q1 Y
$ M1 n" n9 D8 O6 _; \2 uYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 8 K5 n% ]0 ?4 ?6 G% c8 F2 X3 G
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! : U, @% J/ O1 K
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ( {- O% Q& y7 A. X! N4 |' s) R
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 * y7 K' s6 ]; Z2 n, v1 g( a
) q9 A! I$ K" C& v5 W! n+ d" xI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 q: A- A5 x/ u9 v
我吹雞打你班友 。
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) F% d1 H, P7 L/ K+ t6 x' t1 ?Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 5 k% T" n% c5 h. x# ^" I( H1 y
& q/ I7 d/ k+ B: L* hFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
+ b+ |5 h% J- J5 U! T% X" w3 y! z5 h& f% K點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 8 q8 e, T: }! W0 `
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ! M' ~# w( z% z
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 6 k2 n, Y p W- D" }
7 F7 K" T# j7 Z- Y& Q( C7 [People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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- T, e8 M; a% |0 qEat banana食蕉
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6 o ?. m% ?& }) l$ FYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 - v: f4 V: s' a6 |
! t" q, Z0 ^. hHow senior are you?你算老幾? 8 x% c! L( J1 ?; ?+ o2 K: t! ~$ S
% S! s$ W9 @+ P0 Y% TWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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% e. M6 L' Y$ E; C" MWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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5 Q1 C) B, C1 Z- G" w f- mZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 4 k! z1 m' k3 V7 l
9 _* K! H. E* m( v. Y6 G$ VDo the world做世界 。 8 @6 r7 X3 Q) { n) |
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? d8 B: B9 n) s
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Cut girl 界女 / z$ f/ l6 f$ h0 O; s5 e' I
1 h) H0 K6 c1 v4 ~: A% {The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ! \9 l. }) X3 x
* ^6 z8 W" E$ J* B/ ICut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! : y ?1 D$ k3 n' G
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Collect father收爹 3 h: r6 b q- E; _2 z
2 p" g0 U. @4 n( j, y2 e( j/ kYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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9 Y8 Z2 ~8 h* Z. EDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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! q4 O8 P9 s9 x/ G) JLaugh die me.笑死我。 # ?5 `0 T6 W& d# B( V t* ^7 c
7 R. _, f4 c- Q& s7 Z+ G8 G/ V4 UYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 " w$ }3 q1 I, W r8 f" H+ S
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 " O( e& D+ K* ~) ] G7 m
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ' `. Z) G9 {+ N& D8 T& w% b9 Z- {
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 7 _( F. G: R( f7 @3 J/ }: h: Y
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Eight woman八婆 + c9 @* G. w& U% U9 B
" y% c* u& {2 h$ f: jEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 8 g- f3 z% a" P( m' C; S
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King eight egg.王八蛋 3 G- c4 Y/ z0 _1 s* {& `, c
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Black son黑仔 " L% g( W$ j' O
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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" S" D0 l" }; I2 J/ D) OI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 8 h% r: Q5 E5 ~- S ]
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 9 t2 A. e' a4 g/ e/ A: E" U
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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/ t- Y T+ U% C$ X& oGood mother.好娘 $ v* W+ Z P l$ L8 q; ]6 T
# Y- _, Q& \6 g" B% B3 ]( BYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 5 l& D& o& ^( ?7 _9 ~! O* }5 H) K! i: l
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 % V" i4 _" H" J# C! M3 E2 x b
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 8 T, B1 l3 E& Q* k9 r$ K4 c
$ J3 a* I/ X6 T) N Z+ kA dragon service.一條龍服務
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3 h" @5 ~# H k1 h" YHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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+ |9 U0 N5 ?1 ATwo hit six.二打六 - r3 e! k' B. u) v5 h+ N
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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