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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ; l4 M4 K7 ^4 v, A$ p8 B$ R
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 2 c) v; H# A3 L1 u6 O: O
$ J" |) v! m4 Z9 s# SPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ) d6 I/ V2 ]& B( Y) l4 N
$ ?7 `9 K5 d( V8 q1 f4 q4 eI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! $ Y) \$ j; I' [
: _7 o5 j! g' b) h& i3 RYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? , a- Y/ N0 l6 z5 S2 w Q6 `
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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. I) R [6 y/ {( U" W$ R+ O/ zIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! $ S+ V7 i8 W( R2 z1 A; X
) H/ L3 g5 U7 A4 Z) LFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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0 _) [+ G& w. K+ U, V$ Gfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水& s1 X$ b& k, O% P3 q2 {' X0 p
8 ]: {2 z! e: y1 M: oMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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4 }/ l4 [; w) Z3 }# c0 e( HBlow chicken吹雞 8 s% b& A5 |# b% z/ P$ \) Q; F) |
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# \* B# _6 z2 `4 s3 w v我吹雞打你班友 。 , ?' b* S# Y) m* h9 V* i0 h; c
8 f6 r8 D6 f9 Y; t0 y4 sStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 {' L# w! N! q8 _0 E+ o
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" # |! X% C5 m9 c3 U9 Y0 o
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 8 b- R$ v: P' g& j G( n$ P: }! l
: X" y0 y$ Y( E7 f; {# ^You see road carefully你小心睇路。 # F( @( s- H0 P2 g: N
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 7 f5 c4 }3 c# k" j
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? , M4 O4 `! u H' r
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Eat banana食蕉
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$ z& M) N8 ?0 OYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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5 y+ ]* Y: T7 q( |+ G1 pWhere are you come from?你邊度架? O+ \4 I1 {' i
' y5 e3 J- w. IDo you big me?你大我呀? 0 ^6 R/ ~5 s- `8 s4 S g
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 3 q& L/ s, |* Z! C; d' f
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? " J$ Z; W1 p, L) L) q7 X; E. D
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Cut girl 界女
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# u3 z! x6 Y7 G( V( q$ cThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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7 O# S7 F7 R5 Y/ [. k4 t: wCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ) _1 m" X O3 [2 ] k5 }5 B2 M: l
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 4 ]* }# J4 |% w
* d( T2 X: w8 y7 B9 n& ?$ }You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 9 U$ V) D2 T5 K, _) J6 a6 U4 g4 X
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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! M3 p- ?" E, j2 S- [3 pYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. * [0 T2 {; { B( k! ~9 Z
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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7 r3 M5 v1 ~/ q7 _4 t+ D& [& \Eight woman八婆 0 r% {' h$ b% h+ a7 g* T! q* x
5 E4 a/ }# b: P/ i6 c. DEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! : k: s, ] S: U" z4 W
, K, F. o% J5 D& N0 N7 OKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! + X3 X' |, a$ |8 T, n4 X. U( p$ W
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! " u/ {! `% A. n- T! g+ s9 R
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High hand.高手 3 q9 ?6 W) |6 i) [& ~
6 g7 g3 x3 m, j( eA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 3 ?( g, X! S3 u
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 ' \* r3 u7 o7 s
/ F# o! M; E6 M5 G5 {0 }You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! : c1 A3 Z+ J* O6 U
# N* f% s- z& b$ e, COld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? & Y, e8 P& h( @6 d) e1 q
% ^# }# `3 _5 B; Y% S- _# OA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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! P. c+ d6 g! Z. h7 T9 pA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 3 ]! b4 v) S" u- ] a9 o' A# m$ ?
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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; v) v- ?% L# W1 ]9 FA dragon service.一條龍服務
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7 V& w- F% E8 P' i& J. mHold hold water.楂楂水 ' m- w5 T. K5 J/ q
2 b; b* i5 D& ~) H" BPump water.抽水 $ d3 F1 M2 u% c( m# @
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Two hit six.二打六
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