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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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3 R/ |- E j' p(轉)港式英語 7 H8 B* S k( P1 B. Q
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 1 E6 n. J4 N" O2 v
. M) C/ x, U0 UI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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~$ s* r( R# O. N7 }$ g- t% ]You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! : Q. j; ^8 M& I5 d
7 B- V. `, w( [' |) u* |Fish skin~魚皮 。 9 }- A2 p) P) B" ~
# g! @7 u% I- x# x" FFall on a street@@ 。
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8 u6 V$ _2 p, a9 Sfall on your street.""你個"K" 5 h, }' w% |' r c; d( R
8 z0 U7 i- b6 e* N7 p& M* aBlow water吹水" @1 p( W% O& u* [
9 w1 @/ E9 X2 ?% ^: w: fMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 2 a" c. _7 S: ~1 B* e
. N# E. L- n) w9 f3 o- ZBlow chicken吹雞 2 L, a3 W U$ \4 {1 f5 N- f
) u- u) Z, ]4 u9 M! q1 `4 xI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 X7 W! B* R0 q$ C% }
我吹雞打你班友 。
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, c2 X9 Q: O3 Y0 ^. kStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 8 P/ ?" L, }8 M8 l! U Z: n( R% }
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Face green green臉青青 。
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% I) |4 o+ m) R& ]8 U; P4 r"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 3 ]9 T7 p7 `, }4 ^5 I
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 - t) @# p/ F- _% D& q+ l3 L
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 % Z( i: ?* D" O
* V$ ~" c2 C# D( t9 C$ @$ C, }You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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' w* W+ N0 H) l' y2 ePeople mountain people sea人山人海。 - ]) ^% X5 @0 b3 Y& R: ~
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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2 C/ o* N+ T8 r( w8 G W( t% Y. O% R$ TEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? H: D$ N5 j; h* {
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 2 D7 t$ C% \7 Y" T5 F. q6 A
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ( @4 m9 E" n; I: {% b3 {
) ^: k) @; U6 o& P0 j( iZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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- V( N6 a8 h5 o1 E% aDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 * a1 H+ a2 A, B
) H6 e3 x4 W1 A& d; wWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 5 |; [. l' m1 \! @& E: Z& { n0 H0 V
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Cut girl 界女 $ I7 b C% P5 F9 ]
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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- `# F X5 l+ i7 g G7 cI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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& {0 S" N- b4 w& |Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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9 t# ^4 X# U7 R% k' d0 \Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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- @7 d x5 ^# s" g- [' u0 _You give me stop.你同我企係度。 & N+ k' ]: l6 h) K8 T! Y7 `+ |7 V K
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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8 F* w% M# s8 S; S2 L, A$ AEight woman八婆
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$ f! i( s. f+ h! pEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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+ f- ~$ R; a' h) nKing eight egg.王八蛋
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* O# Z6 ?7 w' {8 ~, z8 p, S9 }# lBlack son黑仔 . G2 p" [4 S8 g& ]( A
9 M2 W/ s5 a% d8 f5 O6 YToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 0 @2 H3 F( W, N& u% `% ~1 q2 h; ^
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! $ ?# b( g5 u0 D3 K6 c( t4 C
1 }1 j& m0 s0 f, p2 N* j2 ~% aHigh hand.高手 f8 w* Q. n& b
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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* u. q; ~6 ]" T; G5 v0 A0 cTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 9 B9 K" \0 e( {) H, ^
7 W( t$ ]2 Z# I6 BOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? _ m" O' y' O; `$ `+ q- o
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 , m0 W: ?6 x. v$ v. w b" `
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 2 `0 `# I" I# O# o& y' G! s* m2 [
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9 w( ?' h, r8 }9 [/ E2 u) iHold hold water.楂楂水
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4 }# q0 z* g* W6 ~9 DPump water.抽水
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{( E5 D* U6 F. a% @Two hit six.二打六
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! w# S% D3 E( bTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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