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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ ( H* d# `8 c+ L2 h: M4 z
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（轉）港式英語 8 R, m7 p% F: ?
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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& C+ g# {& M8 Z+ _Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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8 j; H! f. J8 i$ B" xI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ]6 N7 x9 i) _3 ^8 c" `
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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8 s3 q; k0 S0 n' c3 Q1 P W: vIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ' G: b" h. f: k |& {: S. V
4 d w, [* n, g, q4 QFish skin~魚皮 。 2 M, v+ N" R9 ~" H- v9 V
2 W5 ]! m# q' [) [) M3 |1 CFall on a street@@ 。
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7 j/ v9 C# B/ s$ K- ifall on your street.""你個"K"
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0 T' s# U; C$ g0 @' JBlow water吹水
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7 z/ F% n- a3 C. F' m0 _& W2 RMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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2 H/ W' e; u8 ]I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
! V" I; {% O7 r我吹雞打你班友 。 $ }) `: d5 ]/ m: T$ N7 O
! J8 _8 N1 J( gStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 + W/ I, Q1 P* `) Y; K& H
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Face green green臉青青 。
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5 }/ T, k+ I' P5 q"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ; f4 Q; L S3 r7 }7 c- G
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 % Z$ y* c' i* R# @' a5 Z* f
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ' A' _4 y# a& V
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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/ ]' s6 c4 M2 i/ {+ z z6 X) `You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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2 ?# Q( Q- D7 b3 k; XPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 0 f W. @) |. ~( ~: N
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? # w( t9 U5 _: F% S7 N3 I
* F- D1 b, T F! x7 IEat banana食蕉 # {) w' W- E a8 k
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? " L6 p8 B& L. b, d& u: n- C9 @
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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0 }& i& C2 M, i# XWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ) ?, _) N- D$ _. t& @
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 8 U/ F4 X% P9 g) e+ k; z
; ^ N* R5 F q; }' T* _Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 5 J4 J: h. I% t8 O1 n+ T
& S, R, w( D: w pThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 7 e! x( t8 s" V7 j3 r8 G9 @: m) D {
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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1 e0 J* t' Z2 E8 ]" PI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ , f* r6 e1 S- f) S. D6 ?! X
: G+ A4 Y+ W; }" H( {& ~Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 5 g/ `- s, {% C" s# m
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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' t! f8 H) `/ G8 a1 zLaugh die me.笑死我。
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0 t; K" V" j x: N) i) X8 L, }You give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 y; ]+ d2 U+ u. R+ Q' w1 V; a) w
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 + z" B8 b8 v- M# H7 }
5 l8 n/ n4 b; _) ~4 a5 E6 r. PYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ( ^# s9 u# Q" X! k& N) C" q
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ % d) C3 L* U: h* C5 V
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Eight woman八婆 1 E( k5 c0 w# F. m7 v+ `/ }# D2 w
! ^4 Q! \' t/ U; fEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 0 E9 `4 ]$ {3 N2 [# n. `9 S
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 . T" c) l* }! W, c8 t; p
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 0 t8 \, o4 L6 ]2 z
( I( A- g0 {9 j- bWear grass著草 9 P4 G4 P# y% t# M
5 H2 n; _ ^$ e; ?5 b% g" R9 MI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 * D. L" w$ g$ Y
9 @ ?7 i# y$ m' ]8 K% @I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ : {2 i8 Q7 Y1 y
! j+ n& X% s; _" ^, O: yHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ; L" q9 v) o8 C+ n2 u' D9 J0 K
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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7 ^# f& w M" I, VYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ! U9 w* i; g$ _; _
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One old water 一舊水 . p# f$ F6 j, U1 H+ K
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ! G. T: z' @ ?' W* k2 ]
7 |' |8 ?8 I% l3 n& `0 o3 BA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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6 {5 A9 D& Z$ _3 ~! eA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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, r- L0 i% p$ W8 P- Q7 E6 G% z+ F5 |Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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$ B) A- W4 y3 F: l- {A dragon service.一條龍服務 + p2 ~7 r3 `; K+ I1 f9 s% y) H
5 ?- f4 B0 }& d$ F6 p6 h& YHold hold water.楂楂水
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6 r# H& v: g9 s! \- Y7 YPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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6 h( d1 X U5 cTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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