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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~; m8 Q3 K3 f( `4 o# `4 ~( n
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% q- I+ u" h% U& g, N% t! k: T3 G& T(轉)港式英語 - l9 W2 W: |- K$ d
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ) A6 W' t. h) o4 \" c2 J

, s4 f9 p3 l' _; O. v9 N6 d/ `I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 8 m* l1 g# u5 v3 }% ?- q

9 e4 K# _- D6 H) h1 M! _If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! + @% O4 q9 I2 F' b3 u

7 I+ U# S* d6 EFish skin~魚皮 。
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1 q1 Y2 ]2 w" \$ u& c8 B: ]Fall on a street@@ 。 ) \, W$ k+ k8 X& _6 M

; M, N* M) R7 \  a+ Mfall on your street.""你個"K" + ]& u6 j# s7 q/ z& w4 X
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 O9 o3 I$ }  {0 ~1 W! d

9 D' O* `# N. T; \5 ?1 CBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. $ @% _8 U& k. s9 X) R
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ) @* j8 g# o7 _* U, _
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Face green green臉青青 。 - [; E1 J( q1 f. j

. x* i& @, G# O"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 3 O9 r# C5 F+ h# j0 x
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ) X+ ?7 k9 `6 M( a' A& i

) Z( L" R0 e* A& r  u2 M! {You see road carefully你小心睇路。 4 l# W" r8 c- |" D2 T, N& S
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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* s" s! b% {& UYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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) M8 V9 H. w* \$ ^5 t1 sPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 & {/ ]% c1 h( P: s" s+ X/ c& K9 m4 A
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? / R$ I4 V! T1 m* H+ y& ]. c" S

) n( o" u! N4 ^" X( OEat banana食蕉
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4 b  \( J8 j) G1 }5 AYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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0 Y4 _, T  }0 H. P+ N$ C, i! r/ QHow senior are you?你算老幾? 0 r9 N3 Y) U7 z1 b. V5 V4 j: V, i
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 1 u* _4 {! s- I8 o/ @1 T4 R5 V
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 1 M; X) v+ S; [+ F

- V9 C3 T. j( _8 i6 m: }' O& t# kDo you big me?你大我呀? 6 `: J9 ]6 B: }- M4 a- h7 F
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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2 ?. d) i- B$ }5 ^! d: z  H; qDo the world做世界 。 0 w1 [1 Z! ~" b% l5 Z4 {2 j7 i0 ~* g+ O( z

  o4 i! k# v+ OBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ) O5 h9 s: `' s

) I* l& w  a, uCut girl 界女   Y% M/ y+ X! w6 B+ Z5 o* a

8 Y/ g; i8 p" N) OThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 ' D- [) n$ h& U1 _6 }! |
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! ! @" M: L* k( ]; q

7 ]* h" a1 o* Q9 ]6 z; yDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 : c( p1 U  J$ i0 k* k7 l, Y9 T
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 $ f4 P# O/ Z5 ]( d7 ?) n3 p2 i
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
" g0 h+ @$ C, w9 m: X你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 ! }5 z1 C' J/ w
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! : Q5 T5 W7 y; R( y7 |( N

) {6 S  |( i; \4 u) {; RKing eight egg.王八蛋
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2 P( B7 d+ D5 g& RBlack son黑仔 . d8 x" m, d! x, i( L

$ H; q0 i/ g6 k, K. M% |' GToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! / Y' a6 N" q0 d9 @# n* x2 \
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Wear grass著草
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( G% {$ u2 }- Y. G& W7 g; q# HI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ) F5 B; w5 U4 s0 W0 {! @
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 4 u0 J. r$ _1 A
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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: J5 \( l- B  w+ n  ^! yTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ( m$ @0 E! K7 p* t/ n( g, D$ c

& e" q( c1 J" u5 Y4 L! WGood mother.好娘 % ^& s3 L, F) f4 `
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 9 B  c; z/ v2 z; A% T5 ^

0 V" k0 X1 T; P3 i0 uOld dot.老點 ! U, [& v$ {9 }

- g" s; c4 S) t. L9 j% E" C: FOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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1 x4 G8 E. H8 k$ |: O, Y! TA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 2 |8 U9 y6 n/ v
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 3 x7 r" l, ?8 x

+ ^9 c8 G4 w* Y) LMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 3 E8 H  g6 M6 T: q2 S

- [& g) |4 h7 O) L% [% ^/ RHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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# s% _& |7 A, x1 g! RTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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: h  F. [- u  h* }: y4 n3 eyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳* ?# I- h6 p% b5 X  y- I
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:) G! ~+ J8 p5 \& G# K
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
% O$ h8 o- r2 GI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
/ E- N0 a4 x2 W, Jd人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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- p& }% G) A$ c( ~3 Z好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。/ u' @/ y- D$ f
例如:
7 W/ r5 ^- ]+ k! \good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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2 O; y6 C) S, ^# M2 e$ V我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! 6 T. h- x4 W& A2 z
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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