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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  - H- X, _' D* V ^5 D1 D
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(轉)港式英語
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; d m8 } }; r% H: HPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 - H8 d) {) Q6 U
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! " m1 W2 ]9 h3 w% N
6 g) i2 p4 k, A( f- EYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? / w, S* O* W6 u
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 8 W: A ]4 j/ W! [
' ]9 M6 X8 n ?$ {fall on your street.""你個"K" 6 l! ~7 i2 e, w; a5 q
: B; [; g* t4 ?# H0 k WBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 0 x" l8 L7 p" k. B0 s! N
: d3 \& k- q, `6 _+ Q) G' \ u+ e9 aBlow chicken吹雞
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% y7 g$ c7 B0 vI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 _7 I$ [2 H7 l/ K9 x; `7 K我吹雞打你班友 。 1 U$ p* X0 f! p- V$ D# @! B( \: H3 |2 ?9 W
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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9 V9 B! q5 q: l+ D& hFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 6 t% f1 b; T; p' Q- \
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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0 C0 @1 y/ y2 f6 H! VYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ) U! W( p1 M' `' ?2 ~5 N3 m0 ~
2 l) k) _% m; l9 D! aYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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4 m. E- A, U$ Y, K1 P* xYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 - ?) J" a# [9 j' n: n' l
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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) b T' ]( }; k! d( IEat banana食蕉 : B' K0 ?* Q- i9 f
n# @9 z, |: m3 x6 h, p1 gYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 + C1 N2 \* R! G1 M
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How senior are you?你算老幾? : a" c0 C, F4 q1 b* m
1 Z; x1 o7 ]) N- v7 MWhat the water are you?你係乜水? $ z- _0 d. ?4 t1 |
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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! Z. I r* i7 G* S% `. i" jZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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$ Q6 r; p6 R, cBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 q5 d/ f$ ~5 E- O
% V0 Z) N7 n7 aCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 b/ [; I7 x6 o4 q; G% N% ~$ j, c
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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/ c& M; \, R }, o% i5 O+ sI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 8 h% A* u. g% U6 j/ o
: \5 y7 H+ o( F5 v: H6 vYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? [! T9 b1 g1 k9 G3 c
4 C: m. t# t- H. ?8 zLaugh die me.笑死我。 4 L- q! K) O5 s
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 # C# T R3 L& e% @
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ( v5 J" g$ a- k
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 1 Z. t9 i" k% T% Y$ [4 r
; ?6 o. r7 H, iEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! - r+ S! u4 U* p9 d. _! L
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King eight egg.王八蛋 4 l. ~# [, S; r1 \( A: K9 B u
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Black son黑仔
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& l! o5 r l3 c2 Y5 HToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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# _( g* K8 D: w2 d, |7 sI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 : o& q" a! t* r2 Q2 q
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 0 c) w0 \% Y9 ~9 e
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 $ k2 p5 d; S& S) I: U
6 I4 g) ~' z, n4 [To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 7 r; W! u* \$ U6 E! m
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Good mother.好娘 1 Y& `4 [' E8 h+ n0 W& L; I$ K: k6 Z# J1 q
2 @. q, `9 T3 ~0 CYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ( _6 X; _. ~# p9 _8 A
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One old water 一舊水
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- k+ {) w# E/ S4 S" lWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? ; b5 ~ \4 T8 L+ F$ y! `
: {8 ]5 t$ n1 s3 `- uA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 8 v( `" Z8 f' g T2 X6 ?! M
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 8 j; W9 V/ O' O
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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; ^4 [8 H/ G' hPump water.抽水 2 h0 h9 f" f' v
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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