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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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1 O) M1 m" Z% \* U' q( p（轉）港式英語 * e6 b: z! w. L g: p6 g5 t% q
/ a: g6 I( t/ R$ n' Z- oPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ! o* x+ K7 _* q- s- q( l5 n
& c" Y2 W! ^6 [* L4 n# [5 _( @You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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# j+ J# I8 z" S: C4 i cI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ; l; a; T( B* ]. _& H
( g) T9 P. ~) dIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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6 e- R H* W7 r- ?# E1 Z4 `% \fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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9 `3 |4 O+ v5 v- ^! gBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 o. G j" o- g" |) X+ y
我吹雞打你班友 。 4 K; _ t- g, {% }
$ C c, w5 f. I: dStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 9 J1 U; ^/ @, J. d
' O6 P0 j, X: n6 p, ^. _! ^" EFace green green臉青青 。
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8 y- W8 t# ~+ ?9 t& _* i0 C"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ! B: K; ^! {# i7 k- `
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ) }+ [# N' P4 o! u" R. A; w! S
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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0 v; s1 ^6 E6 d1 b# H; pYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ' D( a: k# J% R1 E
/ X/ @" F W/ j7 Y0 T$ ?7 D9 L; e0 uYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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1 F# d/ r, t6 f# h4 DAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 0 b: K6 j0 p4 T0 ?7 N! L+ R- R
2 @$ W: o6 v' s- I) K+ V" f* D: ]You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 3 E8 |' n3 p. I& K& |+ O# P
X# W* A! u: A* p6 X& x" P/ tHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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. [# V V$ j8 h# ]7 aDo you big me?你大我呀? : U/ X- o$ I' G) A
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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2 b0 e) N3 s# c1 QDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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- \/ ^& F( T8 _( x; LWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 5 U+ n; r/ v2 E2 P% r* H* w7 D% |7 n
7 x4 V+ c6 g+ N# QCut girl 界女
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) q5 {4 I3 q% V5 l3 @/ `9 xThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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) X0 K8 k s/ yCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 4 ?% w7 a, J9 d' p
6 p; w! ] ]/ L% b* b5 qI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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' j% s1 h& b5 @' L4 s uYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? * s1 ~4 V/ y: u
6 D8 D: j& I; ~* P3 G) S. k1 mLaugh die me.笑死我。 9 {9 _5 p8 y- Z+ m! q1 F' \
7 E/ s0 p; a0 y/ hYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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* g# s6 O0 h2 q$ j" S ?- D2 LAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 - T& A) o3 ^3 ~' H7 @9 v
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. , c# N, P- }- X, f' ~9 [/ G) z4 A5 ?
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 # u3 ~$ W. g* Q
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 7 F0 j X5 }- b7 N# D W" A
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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+ H( N; v- B: T$ a6 O- }7 gBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 8 h$ e/ a2 A. F1 P
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Wear grass著草 : C. b4 P5 W* f/ }, [- T* |
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 2 c v l: \" h' G
* R5 h, w# h y% y4 e5 `9 OI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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: g m0 W/ W5 A* [) E$ b9 i9 L6 {( p- V; dA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 7 a: p, M8 A' Y4 w, o) E8 |
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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3 A/ q# k1 \9 j# H1 WGood mother.好娘 - }/ q! a- z* m# O6 B
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ : ~: G1 k+ I! M
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Old dot.老點
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5 t1 b" E/ i' p8 f2 ?" DOne old water 一舊水 ( N6 o* X1 E" t- [+ t
$ N; F3 T' |3 a! _) ZWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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6 `! S( [. H5 OMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 5 b$ e S @. h
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 8 o7 H }0 u( G. ^4 c5 j
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ) N. o, Q3 h7 }2 Q
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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