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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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; Q5 C! D$ y1 h( h（轉）港式英語 2 w( u+ m- Q+ p/ g+ r
/ R4 \# f4 ]' l( {" @Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 , q p4 F( t/ t. Y
, b" D" c. w4 c x" O) \# _I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 1 V1 z: |' U/ c# R+ T, H) i
! N" y% L& R) M" j8 J$ M9 V: V8 vYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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: w1 I5 o" g/ y. T, x: uI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ( z! O, E1 Y8 x3 y" X5 ?/ ~/ {! Q
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 7 n2 N* ?1 l! f. j3 u z% k3 a1 Z
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 3 s# p2 d* V/ C1 S* c
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Blow water吹水 ]8 [6 R1 g2 ]$ v- I
( p3 Z6 e, n: m% Q$ W7 n0 d6 OMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 a6 A1 s4 I7 i9 [, ?
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Blow chicken吹雞 ( }3 o0 A: y4 J) g% T* @! Z: q
# S8 ?7 v; b3 K& v( Y1 `I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. + K. P* Z6 l# c$ v: N( W' U
我吹雞打你班友 。
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8 L5 [. f4 X/ R0 H o$ aStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 * [; \" P! n" O/ p1 U
3 ]% P) J' g; s$ ^( M3 Y$ HFace green green臉青青 。 2 u a7 \+ |# a- q! x6 v
0 L3 b, T9 Q0 J' Y( ?; Y5 n"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
& i! B- r, t( }9 D2 M( u) S) F. ]. I點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ( q# y0 S) t2 @6 M% e/ [
- F d: z# f: e% |. e i/ KYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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" w+ N9 C3 M5 {You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ' Z3 j/ a' n5 N* {" } U- y
" e7 |6 ~4 J* j+ N% z6 yPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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6 H9 X# L9 K. d3 k' h$ V mAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 1 f4 L$ }! i2 l- j
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Eat banana食蕉 8 i4 Q |/ \+ c. q0 T' F1 c/ ^
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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6 H, X. `, N. f$ f& X! {& f. z' xHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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1 v! {0 D! B6 P* n& f WWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ) w) w4 r, K q ~
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? % k+ E0 c3 p& n$ i# f; U9 M/ f v
2 x8 L: I8 R. d4 E. b- A7 W' @5 TDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 0 U. I5 h% b; o! T( J) ~
! V2 {# K- N* ^! o4 \& ]% fDo the world做世界 。 9 N+ W9 L0 P" w; I' y: G( W
* G( Q5 t" L# A% T( g7 UBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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2 s$ s, \7 W; @" E" KWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? + H6 ^1 T8 V, J' q- S& Y8 H6 r! Q
! O2 s U6 k% x. X3 k3 \Cut girl 界女 # o) R0 m5 k+ n
' A( C3 k& o1 u1 k0 t/ N) B9 jThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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' G* K0 o3 J% `: q" Y" PCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ % ]( L5 X9 @& L3 x8 z3 a* A
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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7 p4 T& `9 G: E+ M; wCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ * B, n3 V6 ~( |; {' M
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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* Y1 i9 `7 _: c' |- ^3 O# |% X7 PLaugh die me.笑死我。 # ]! e1 k& j5 R2 T M
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 * r* \+ N6 C6 N* u. b( x$ z* F
2 u4 Y$ y: k7 V- o2 V' o: |American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ) w7 A4 J# A) R. e
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 8 o( k& `# v0 Y. T
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 8 W& u6 g( u" E3 Z3 P# @* K5 ?* f5 `
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King eight egg.王八蛋 7 B. Z& x- j- e
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Black son黑仔 8 j0 j s* j. L
6 P' X* J# c* |Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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* ^4 D s5 D+ S9 p) |Wear grass著草
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' f1 U" ^2 W: t; U9 d" u3 l! II am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ ) h8 f5 b! a+ H; D" Z9 w0 U. p2 b
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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5 O2 E+ b) q- I ZGood mother.好娘 * k4 e0 T2 r5 Y$ x: I3 i
+ t. b+ {9 d O: a& a NYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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9 A9 X3 t! b- h1 P( ]One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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" t1 }0 m' d# ~ AA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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, [7 o% Y2 C7 i- e q! LA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 : f$ I e2 E6 R1 |
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 4 b: Y- C# U. l" L
7 v" T% {3 h# A0 s! z' E: K: o3 bHold hold water.楂楂水 8 D% |/ P) h# S& S( y9 R8 m4 d
+ z/ I9 B5 e4 tPump water.抽水 ' S/ V* L# r8 m# o5 b" E% r8 O
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Two hit six.二打六 # d9 m& M8 X- R3 w3 z) G' e3 ?' R
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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