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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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& @% M4 k3 h' r) C7 r% n# gPiano piano green 琴琴青 ( R0 @5 L4 H) S& j6 d6 `
5 c# J8 ^: ?/ d( k' l- s2 EPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 & v# D! g9 \" q& E5 W8 l
: ]5 q. D1 z+ C% a$ \I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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4 e5 p! m/ |" I/ h1 V4 e( ]You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 4 d# Y" w% p6 Z. K
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 7 V1 l8 A; f& E
! P+ w, |- m4 k' x7 A) ?& O* _9 lIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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+ M: e9 H# t- v+ a6 L. V5 IFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" % l1 Z0 U/ @# Q5 C& w7 O
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Blow water吹水3 D8 R$ }# b9 Z2 V: m
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 $ h0 V" n s# [: l8 M
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Blow chicken吹雞 / r7 T- {1 ~- B2 F
/ `& l% a; K) w7 ]$ a2 O: B6 ~* b5 BI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % X" \9 b& l& M8 W; F5 q5 J. x: x1 Z
我吹雞打你班友 。
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% h( ?! _$ l+ U! nStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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5 X) a5 t$ T* h t) i( XFace green green臉青青 。 , d& z' S! M% \) C
& h# L1 N i' Y! T3 A& h"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ \! W" b( I) R3 C1 r* q
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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, Y- {% Y2 W. Q" o- a. S8 OYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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3 n6 y0 V. q8 n5 @You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 E" h: Y j/ V! F% A P
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 1 T/ y; g# ` K1 O6 x* d8 N
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Eat banana食蕉
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3 R# s% ~% K, V( JYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 : u3 S( k8 T3 Z9 w
& v/ _% ]( [! }2 CHow senior are you?你算老幾? / M$ V5 N( O) H4 d
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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" |5 x9 b( J; D- m2 y: _" W/ FDo you big me?你大我呀? : |5 [4 {: V6 q/ U x# c+ D
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 & [/ i! e* M9 v5 s
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Do the world做世界 。
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+ O& M `& f4 Z( j: M2 f" x+ _Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? : X5 q* [4 n0 L+ v; |* D8 [3 `
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Cut girl 界女 ) T# ?+ G! b7 f0 g. x" a' r6 A
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 & p) a' |4 g" R* l' [" Z1 J; F6 e/ ?
2 C% C1 s- V6 u; v# R1 p) ]( pCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! / ~1 z& C- o; B# z3 y- g7 o, E
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! # o$ A: c/ y: S- A/ _
2 k) [! S/ }5 O# L& UCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ; m+ t, C0 l! k8 l, p( d- P
" S; s2 v, Y% s# J; s' t* q. f$ HLaugh die me.笑死我。 7 U7 C+ p" p- `! I- ^: m
+ n' e/ ?: t1 M6 m* A% X( ~. {# uYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 1 k/ d( q& l* J& s
- K. F8 V4 O, B# RAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 7 f N" G8 H5 D7 P2 {2 O
2 I7 j7 U9 Z/ ]' L- RHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 1 }& \* [. W. u+ M9 Z
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
+ d" p5 R9 @/ C3 i% q你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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* K4 b+ _9 x9 l. FEight woman八婆 , Q0 B: D2 k. v
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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- B' p) T/ U( m t' a1 OKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 ' i8 _; }# \8 Q/ b; _ m
9 X5 J% x* p# lToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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" @, Y& l: ]; _( h/ S$ v' |3 `+ @( tWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ' [) u( K+ N: H1 c- ]
8 n' @6 G) m# _: rI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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* P3 s$ i" _- W2 XHigh hand.高手 2 |8 H+ i$ R) g: L
6 i$ [- T' Y1 SA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 - a0 G5 }8 F1 y
( G9 H) R$ @" D5 aTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 * v$ L) P# u4 b$ ^( X J/ r
; I4 s8 S+ Z! a) L& vYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! . u0 g/ O. h2 m, Z
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Old dot.老點
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5 o4 g2 u3 U0 O! |7 nOne old water 一舊水 8 l* |" ~( }3 W" k' x* u2 Q
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? + W% u; x, C0 {% B9 U" _5 g
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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& e7 ~- u3 N+ t. x, dA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ) R3 }6 d% \8 Q4 d) A
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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}1 l! w4 j. n* ^A dragon service.一條龍服務 6 C4 _5 _6 D O& {6 R
$ q$ @+ |$ f! y' tHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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