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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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0 a' [$ W" k% o& X! U* T1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' ^- q+ k; G9 u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 N; K4 @ p! B, |; }* M- T! r+ G
* T) W% A# A; \2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 J5 X. G: m* x) v' V, j$ } P
a.They give like hell. 1 m! [4 p3 s$ g Q" g! g
b.They do not yell.( f% `- K E: q+ } M7 F8 b2 u' s
c.They do not tell.! m/ z8 n( ^0 f Q5 R( t+ u
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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0 q. B# G$ ~0 W6 T1 e' s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' A. G' Y4 j6 W1 S) D- H4 l- u8 }- a HEART to love him,3 V) l3 Z. |$ L0 e& \) G
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 F5 ?! i( c( N8 L7 v& f- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 _! j3 R: @+ k3 x1 x4 v! \- a SPADE to bury him!
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) q8 X7 h( I7 }3 b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 B$ w' j" i. w% L& O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ }* Z# R8 R# ]* S
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5) What is the strongest muscle?' [9 o: Q+ @8 z9 x8 p+ ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* }( y! W2 e" _: |# S- j4 cThe arse hole is always in front of you.# m( C# s6 c% S" R3 w' a
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 ?) a; H, E" i- q4 H& d) ^When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
y- H6 a/ h/ I, cThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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