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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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; c W3 q. ]; X$ F( l+ t( m5 \1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 N( I: }3 ?$ G% S; O
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ M+ w8 Y+ j% o4 y3 i2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 l6 G2 R' F" v' ~a.They give like hell.
# e# F# w8 Q( X. r6 S/ @0 T2 G V9 o( H% yb.They do not yell." ^$ k/ u9 F6 x
c.They do not tell.+ w6 t9 y! }0 w; J
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ {2 f4 ?1 @6 x# E2 x% }8 A" _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 K( Y- |4 L+ L1 B- a HEART to love him,3 [& M( [+ u* |
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 Y/ r, f% L* ` l, x- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
j" [5 \7 z/ w1 T& x/ h* i! @; d8 J6 e- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* ?! z4 Y) x% l4 x# p/ f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 M( O0 u5 d. J
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 s& _1 M8 G+ w) N
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 ~, I$ w" x0 c! t
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, Q+ Y& F/ _* `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 j) n8 t6 Y3 Y/ i" x" m1 FWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& f% ]7 s% T# ^7 `+ L, m
N% _! E S& C5 D8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 U. ~8 _, L4 \: O Q8 B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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