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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( r5 Y7 W# [6 v0 p
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& s! V1 S" z) V/ G. m
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ t6 H2 t& a" Ia.They give like hell.
7 d2 h+ ^1 Y1 ], ^b.They do not yell.4 P: y/ F1 e$ ]4 K
c.They do not tell.( n$ A7 q* `+ b7 _' }" l/ L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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" G/ r8 ^2 a+ ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ u* Y/ j( N" P3 Z. w+ ]5 O" W( K- a HEART to love him,
; p9 c" Q) l" O4 }; z* m0 E2 O- a DIAMOND to marry him,, T8 [# }$ Y4 C: x4 m
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
2 T" T8 K. X3 V0 g0 w- a SPADE to bury him!# o7 Z) ^- _# D, O, |
5 z- T6 ~2 }5 f% V4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ r4 h8 W0 P! k3 J) {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( w; y; a+ }" I' UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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8 l! d. h- u$ c$ m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* _8 F5 Z, s4 I9 _
The arse hole is always in front of you.! o: S+ `; D1 w2 H# L
! y/ C- [" u0 ^+ {6 ]7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 j' P3 i/ [" `+ ]( I6 d7 ^7 EWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, B: t7 ?3 K7 O( {
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% ~; r- r4 ~3 @4 E( P) [The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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