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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; ^. Q+ K# b/ E) |2 T4 j
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 H, m$ W7 g* [/ X
a.They give like hell. + H5 ]9 [+ N5 g' e
b.They do not yell.
4 k l3 d; j. E9 h9 f3 k) U4 _c.They do not tell.
6 \; q" t3 J2 X$ r5 ]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 g" K0 r. o1 H2 B
- @- \+ j# H5 n7 ^6 t" c4 m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 E/ g, i! M2 U, `! `- a HEART to love him,
: { `. G" B1 L$ m( s1 N- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 e( D& O# x& k, e; d
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 w5 C7 W+ _3 {4 F6 c
- a SPADE to bury him!5 ~* F9 L* S9 Q D
3 G6 L' P5 W0 N$ J4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% H H: i8 `' ~) D8 v$ h n+ [Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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; Y( G: y$ U/ x0 U; I, G5) What is the strongest muscle?) |( }7 r1 T/ D0 W* N8 [8 {+ y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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9 J9 W. f7 c* [) }5 Q. C' _' q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& e3 N' h0 P4 K
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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" L8 R4 N$ u* J1 h; z. o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ P6 R' A) X/ gWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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7 o7 w) @ T; W8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: o* e8 T' [0 R# W. x% n8 q* O' A3 @
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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