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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 c9 W- M: ]+ C: h+ P4 o99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. q' { b( V3 r9 S; W( m- {8 E% k% @a.They give like hell.
$ Y6 V# A$ Y. G2 O$ f& fb.They do not yell.: |5 c. F: ~) j% c: x
c.They do not tell.4 c+ u s& Q8 `; t' @4 L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. z8 [& j! P0 x. d/ x
4 w5 |$ T3 W4 L' D! ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; s# G( {+ C6 S# s+ s' a1 Y- a HEART to love him,
' N- L& _2 n/ D( K- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 M2 ~5 N+ G. @; j d# c$ A) H# j9 J- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 } d$ e( L0 Q
- a SPADE to bury him!4 f. U9 ?( j' I' c, I, v
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, J) R9 h/ W* J( i
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ s( K+ p$ z! I" ^# Z5 s8 F; r5) What is the strongest muscle?
: Y; P1 g* }* ?& p5 g+ ^, q; e4 GThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 O0 E( R3 v) o9 G# S" r8 Q4 O6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' \# y* p7 _; Y% R* ~
The arse hole is always in front of you./ ]9 a- ~$ { T- ^7 d. @# k. Y
7 p2 b- q2 y C% q' N- B4 L7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; L8 F9 @$ ]; a0 l% _# OWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 U/ x4 x+ \; z1 f- [: X
6 ^! Q& X3 `+ k9 J1 O Y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 q8 L {7 w( S8 |/ XThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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