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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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2 x; n; h ]6 x. R/ G, r5 ]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ o/ w2 X' H+ ?1 |6 l, R: i6 [# w, k99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 L e! _& J* t% ]2 [
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& W6 j3 C; }' U# I
a.They give like hell. % v, G# h3 W+ o3 {0 S
b.They do not yell.
; S; r! D2 Q* F7 q4 Jc.They do not tell.
8 ?. R" `& Z! ?8 \6 o- ?9 }2 Y. \d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# m+ X$ I7 O/ t7 p" l4 i' s
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 Y( V& E# t6 c4 L6 x# `1 f
- a HEART to love him,/ L+ V3 u. X' F8 y8 c; `- z# L
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: F5 w1 f- }' r# Z" x) `- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ o) F5 t! A, [5 l: C
- a SPADE to bury him!
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, e4 L' T+ |7 o/ K' v4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# C7 p7 l. Z1 w s/ l
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ a' N) L2 s7 D* e1 f9 f" G2 ]# e
/ r& t% r+ D4 Z4 n7 ^! S$ s8 i8 }5) What is the strongest muscle?$ o% x' @ B0 j: a& e9 F5 U( \* O& d
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 z* g3 j- v# a: s
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& @3 M# Q: i4 L$ n0 \% c
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 L C! E' y- } g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; |4 X. M; ]: ~
9 N E2 d# y7 V$ h, }* v3 K' C B! c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- |' f* R X9 B" @2 u4 U2 B8 O- I- X
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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