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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 h2 F% q$ z0 f4 P1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 O3 e) H2 b( O6 \6 ?7 o7 _99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 `" A p/ K% E2 ^2 o& I
- \$ {0 l1 E. s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: b y- Z0 _. {* |$ A/ Sa.They give like hell.
6 n+ \' ~1 m& Zb.They do not yell.
' C4 S8 C; V8 Z5 t* A8 U5 M2 ^2 uc.They do not tell.1 Z$ I4 k+ A4 I8 k
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ P6 E5 f9 \2 i0 T0 I- s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* J+ ^& X x6 D4 i* G# F7 e8 m- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# n. }3 {% a$ ?2 u2 k+ v
- a SPADE to bury him!
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5 z- \% E8 I, A z7 R3 l* `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) I3 r, k+ H7 w9 s# e2 ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ j0 ~$ X ?* @& w+ L0 t
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
! A# c& E# q/ q6 j5 C: L+ oThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! n6 Y5 E l! g- B, R
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( a6 Y8 m& L. H2 _9 d2 wThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. ?& z; y, x. ^ }4 Q" r+ `- B6 S
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 R8 g( Z2 `3 hThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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