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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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) \' Z( a7 v' x% F! ^5 | s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 c v, `2 J6 A' {7 Z. D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" b: `: w& W; q
a.They give like hell.
1 n) f2 S' t' o" |b.They do not yell.
0 x; e9 K6 d+ ^% K4 w3 M+ kc.They do not tell.0 b0 D1 O3 @8 ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" B# [9 {% @4 {% m
- a HEART to love him,
3 o! N% O* X& O g" B- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 [5 M( ~2 p; ]/ D7 f- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 G4 Z T6 V/ m3 _0 z7 p$ [- R
- a SPADE to bury him!; f5 S* Q: K# [; G6 q% F* V
+ L" ]9 m- w8 K, @. C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 h1 \' O- E9 R7 L. R% m
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# j O! u# N W( R* Y
3 _9 s9 `: w V5) What is the strongest muscle?1 J' v" o5 Y: a' Y7 \3 X7 e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 R: \( e A$ r( C9 R. ^The arse hole is always in front of you.9 z/ r! d) N2 U6 X
2 Q, A- R1 P0 {7 P* L7 Z8 w0 |- Y @7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 i7 c q2 x# D* o; V- D# X, n8 L' U, K
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 r9 P& `+ }9 a9 j1 c8 O
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ O$ U' @6 y0 o& N; J* pThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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