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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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+ ~' X+ q- S0 |+ `) ^1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. r4 N7 a+ `: M- B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% ], h# e' F1 w7 _2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) }1 b% o9 b5 g: g5 l0 ha.They give like hell.
$ O4 [$ C# C0 e6 Mb.They do not yell.& u/ O* L: g5 a$ _
c.They do not tell.8 P5 c% _1 e! F* p$ i8 r/ B
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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0 e3 T, b5 d7 G9 S3 M5 h$ h3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- n# m+ M/ u5 W: b% r
- a HEART to love him,, b) K* J+ }9 q! o+ Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% b* y3 W; S5 h) Z5 u' n( \- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ G6 u) U/ J$ W6 E. _, C- a SPADE to bury him! t2 [$ y; m1 Q, w/ g
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 A3 V+ V6 \# G6 r- |3 _, C) D
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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( x& g0 _7 x' F$ R# @2 ]: P5) What is the strongest muscle?
( \3 S6 \" u; m% HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" a r) y" Y+ H8 J. t. h
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 g4 k% S9 A- y: _; G2 [The arse hole is always in front of you. Q* [* a# q; Y+ d* ]2 y
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 R; e0 g7 B8 `4 x' ?$ JWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( p9 e4 \% }8 L
: H D6 H# c9 P4 @/ ~( F8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' M% O( g3 g% W5 r hThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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