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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ C$ O, c, j( d9 Y2 T7 z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: ^1 O y( |5 v
: |9 m+ I9 |# E+ `' I* |2 u2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& f: H6 i7 r, L3 Ia.They give like hell. e F+ a- `) d$ j0 e
b.They do not yell.
3 t' Z9 k/ k7 i# `/ B' t* Wc.They do not tell.+ G; e# a; m7 T9 l* j, ]+ i1 g/ m
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% o& [1 y9 G* O. C- Z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; S& {) X0 ?, L$ x+ X) ?' e) f P& O
- a HEART to love him,
3 K# M, t4 d% X5 U: a) s- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# T# d6 m' ~6 ~; }9 B# M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* @5 d5 J: Y T% E
- a SPADE to bury him!: M5 L1 J, c! ?5 _
; \' a% ^$ c7 o6 @8 d* v, a4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 \- z0 s; ]2 ~6 r+ ^Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' @: {- k; j* k" C& x
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5) What is the strongest muscle?1 h# X1 N& w; _' x& s( B1 `
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 g- s6 M2 T& Z. }' h! M0 R
" q& F" O, {! v- p) E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, @3 p2 ~5 A+ ~: D x$ O2 L+ ^! R; AThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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, K3 r& D7 B# n/ g# \ E3 [1 E7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% ` n$ b: R& L8 p% A& H0 EWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# {2 A3 Z: I3 d& a
0 b0 x2 S5 G% u8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& |. E/ Z! D" f( T) WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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