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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( g8 J3 u. K& v1 s3 g3 U! g: g1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. c! {+ g0 w8 m- K) n8 i3 J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 Y/ _7 L/ i* N' y% k2 H; p3 {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ [; w+ ?6 x" Ma.They give like hell. : D- ~% Z3 i6 i- b# t
b.They do not yell.
. B6 Z8 ? [3 ]c.They do not tell.
% B/ V% g( N4 B' p" G0 `+ M0 |5 Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# X0 Z" Q/ ^8 x* H1 T' }
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) L; @) F, H6 X8 V
- a HEART to love him,
/ `. V( E0 L8 G8 N2 q/ m- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 O& E+ ?" n8 B
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) W/ j) `, g% V5 L
- a SPADE to bury him!: X6 Q' M% p. h1 n8 D
- Q% I. R& G3 l0 V, M# |4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; n$ J; R) u; c5 m0 O, bBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 A# F9 A$ v- O( G
& _5 d, {/ c- g3 g& w5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 v' J8 g+ v1 U: h( xThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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* k- N8 t/ q2 p! {4 K6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 i% G$ r1 C- v1 ^+ h9 Y4 V: I
The arse hole is always in front of you. V' u1 r5 n' P& x* i* M' z
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" c' x( N" L9 u* Z3 ?# d, D: u0 K
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) L# H" |! v3 i( V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; S' e, q5 A+ h& @/ _4 b6 KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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