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1 So many people die, never see you die. . s0 |4 U7 p, }9 l, j5 ~$ F
甘多人死,唔见你死。 ! a$ U$ {7 C% {/ A5 T
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
' u& X* g) G) u你教我以后点出嚟行?
: m+ G; G2 H3 Z& M/ [7 S3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
! Y( \* J8 P% P& a如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 - p. h8 f; O7 q  c7 E- w; p
4 "I saw a pork chop" 4 L" d! h( x- y  ^, M) A
我见到件猪扒啊。 ' o' o, `' t( w9 y4 @
5 Are you road? % _' M1 k* P& m
你系咪路啊? 0 x' [' c" _6 ?, V( i
6 What the water are you?
& W$ i- K$ S; Y0 m# t7 J$ d% ?) `你系乜水啊?
: z; u: O5 U& x) ^# ]' t0 _% R' R7 Do you big me?
9 v* @& b$ U$ X7 |: }% k! x你大我啊?
, U. J6 c" z: x9 Y( w8 Zebra chops people. 4 Y! ]) `% n% B0 c$ z7 H( y) U8 R
班马劈友。
2 w% i( c$ d: D2 e% w9 The king of the cutting girl.
$ l, q0 D, |3 _界女王。
/ _: X$ D" n* k' H! P10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.   ^) A: V& X; i& E- N1 B
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ; \( o' m8 }& j! _& A) G' l
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
. a* J2 B' e5 ]! O) D, t& a你当我无到? 8 }) s) T4 f% }, O0 X! e
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
$ I  u) A4 E4 d/ j你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上! - j2 A8 L( h6 y( a# F0 j- `
13 Today I was very black son. 1 i. J4 E0 y' T7 y: v* d2 U
今日我好黑仔。
: z- ^' l! V0 x  K. \14 I am wearing grass. 9 v' u# Y4 r3 D" E
我着紧草。
* J: [4 \: s/ H- c4 W15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
+ N! x8 I: I5 b/ N. k- q' c6 ]/ P你未够班同我讲数! 3 }9 `4 H) n9 J2 d$ j
16 Two beat six.
: m7 E+ N: x( L8 s' B  b二打六
8 @$ H! E, ]2 H1 @$ Z17 Two five son.
4 |4 O0 I: h/ `) |8 u/ f二五仔
% c) w$ q6 H5 E9 T" a6 a0 o& a18 Piano piano green.          
/ q5 V" p* Y# g5 c3 a4 l9 m; u琴琴青 - I6 X. ~; y5 o& F
19 I give you some colour to see see.     
& _  X! `% u4 U. P" B: n我俾D顏色你睇睇!
7 i1 v4 D- q9 @- M20 Stupid stupid want to move .      ! c) ?' k/ ]! {8 k3 I3 ~9 w  H" Y
蠢蠢欲動 。 6 |2 J$ D- s+ E. B8 P
21 People mountain people sea .    
) O  I8 v+ S: y3 `* C2 K人山人海 。
7 K2 f$ q$ Z- C" A: c9 w* |; W22 How senior are you?          - G7 L0 k0 P9 a6 F
你算老幾? ! X* i+ m! G! }5 W" \
23 What the ghost are you talk?    
: \+ z1 B. g6 M" ?- r' O/ F+ ?  j你講乜鬼? . ?( B+ B9 H% E: d9 ]
24 I fear that you have teeth.          * v2 d7 y( {$ k; L6 D1 s0 }  C
我驚你有牙!   ?: T0 d" v' ^1 @
25 Heart flower angry open.      
3 A' Z' X# \( S1 y2 ]! p& p4 I心花怒放。   
7 O7 f! R5 n. c% r0 eFish skin
+ `  l' n. Y6 z4 G3 x1 I鱼皮 。
( Z! Z5 I# G9 k$ V3 oMonster of blowing water. . b1 X6 L* v! Q& j
吹水怪。 % y* g+ [8 B8 E2 q# |7 d# M' a( Z
Face green green 7 W% n- N8 N: N: |/ y1 @5 @* A
面青青。 & |" `% W5 c6 l, ^% ~2 F# d
You see road carefully   V3 l3 _" y) v$ V, V+ U; t5 Y
你小心睇路 ' F+ |# \: k! I1 U: t3 r( W
You go to street carefully
* E9 X# K/ t& l# }' Z. L你出街小心D。
+ K2 L$ I: e- m! d. |$ }7 n4 zDo the world
0 h4 `5 `1 M5 i- p做世界 。 4 o; z3 Y3 d) @6 Q. R
Big tea rice - P- S$ N" ], m( a3 p1 n
大茶饭 。 9 M4 E6 q; A% S' H3 {
American chinese not enough.
4 l8 ^  }8 |$ g! C美中不足。
  d1 a# H3 ~3 b$ @- Q$ Y0 uKing eight egg.
* _  I. O. h/ p5 t王八蛋
# p2 G7 ~1 t0 y% tHigh hand.
  z- c. w# A$ n: w8 c9 f: V; v4 V高手
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Old dot. ; p! C& b  W2 p% j# z
老点
* N$ L) g  F& K4 i6 Q' V2 R  H0 }One old water
& N) ]/ @" t+ e& E7 I一旧水
- U0 A8 Z% V0 zI know your mouse.
5 q# v3 n8 C- b4 \+ {* R" O# Z5 H我识你老鼠!
1 o( R6 U: z0 f; o4 G2 ?& b8 Q$ TMeasure water/Pound water.
2 B; e& a! ?- e. {! j磅水 3 B$ g  V( V6 z4 r0 f4 t1 r
A dragon service.
3 B3 L* V* \! Y3 v一条龙服务
& i6 \. v4 I/ s" T7 M& cPump water. ( ?8 L9 j% ^# F6 `
****
& |+ s( {" |; w, r0 fI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
1 i# n' V1 Q2 j  v9 |5 J% q我吹鸡打你班友。
& g( j' b4 \3 z" y. ^You jump building.
2 T8 f- B4 D( l9 b; R5 g你跳楼啦。 ! R. ~. M, h4 J4 ]- G: R  v( d  O
You come back home and eat banana ) Z( @7 R7 c2 H$ }2 o  ?
你返屋企食蕉啦 ; e1 X7 x( K, c7 G* I
I give you a hair.
6 v5 N- K% A9 h( |6 X我俾条毛你ar! & ]0 {- g* ~6 ]/ g7 E

- E3 `, H) p/ n% d/ P8 F( QCollect skin % a9 Q9 d! V  D, P" V+ q
收皮
! S8 B1 P- f: z, ACollect father : P* F* ^& e* W3 T
收爹 ( A% w7 N& J* d' n* `7 T0 c
You give me collect father. # L+ ~& b, I+ Q% ?' B0 q
你同我收爹! ( t' I6 ?2 K: i, J  B
Laugh die me.
- ]0 r) p* e) p6 i+ n; i! W笑死我。 - D3 w  _7 V2 y' E: H* A: |
You give me stop. 7 I1 x' v7 T, z0 L3 _' X. G
你同我企系度。
; z2 X# x' T3 ~* REight woman
2 [8 G, a/ [' h4 y, m1 b# q9 w八婆 7 m. y4 y% ]  ]" E4 X( A3 {" U) M9 Q
Eight woman,you are good!
% M6 d% F+ V6 a& D8 X& @" ~! k) X5 ^八婆,你好o野! / O. y! C% [$ y5 Q8 e. L
What the spring do you do? 6 i) @! E9 N" P3 x7 ^3 A
你搞乜春啊? , m# I) |# j* a2 Z4 Y) U# k
A dog of eating dung
! J* M8 R6 D1 D; u食屎狗
) f& H4 `; Q8 D( O# JA ghost of ass
$ {: ?! W# D9 ~" D屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....
( l% k7 ~# T, E9 D都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 2 w: x! Z  D+ e/ x0 E
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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......  |4 D, l. I$ E5 F+ m
this is not hong kong style english.....# ]" `; q0 b7 |
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

8 e$ F, U! j* D5 z" v3 d% ~( B1 Pi've already ban this shit...6 U. O" ~# ~. k+ l3 J5 _2 ]9 m
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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