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1 So many people die, never see you die. ! H- l+ F9 E! @: J# `1 K
甘多人死,唔见你死。
; V+ w' }2 A& o4 ^2 X2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
/ l; l6 S  S( R5 x" o! ~你教我以后点出嚟行? % U) k3 R, }5 U  b( K
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ; H9 Q0 N3 w) b7 q3 m
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
+ y0 F" l* _) a" w, _% g+ P4 "I saw a pork chop"
: n% J  i: A/ j7 `5 A$ h* ~8 g我见到件猪扒啊。   J2 s$ q6 T1 j
5 Are you road?
$ Y7 N' B8 I4 U6 q* X你系咪路啊?
4 `, `" _/ c" o& v* G6 What the water are you?
# N6 T2 `9 ~! o8 |$ \# X  O4 u你系乜水啊? 4 k0 t" N" L( T
7 Do you big me? , c+ v3 l$ r: |- b0 @& W. p2 E9 T
你大我啊?
) k* X. H' [; w! o8 Zebra chops people.
! t( F7 }5 Q- r/ @2 H: G班马劈友。
1 t# n5 _' x8 E; K9 The king of the cutting girl.
% |. B, j# H( W4 c0 g( Z+ h界女王。
. m# f( T5 C, b& U. R10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. % c! [' W* M( v& W2 u4 ^
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 9 d0 f4 [: R$ q, `5 _( G
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 4 Y6 k1 ]/ P3 o0 r
你当我无到? 0 ^" E3 S, {# i! ^) Y1 o* T; Y) T
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
& V# f* [) [  r" l你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上! 4 X1 n$ }8 p+ e9 o
13 Today I was very black son. 0 X: }; n" h* X3 T4 o' M- V
今日我好黑仔。
( m& v  l& t! x1 P14 I am wearing grass.
9 y( D% |  B1 r( \! K我着紧草。 1 o' Q- y8 E: }: `
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 9 x; p9 n2 K5 h0 g) J0 K( N
你未够班同我讲数! 7 N; h7 H/ `$ `6 h8 L& C. Q
16 Two beat six.
8 k9 V* R0 l: c0 o  r2 m二打六
1 e" F$ j1 I$ x: P; t$ w4 }17 Two five son.
& b- ?2 |' b  q8 d+ K& u* |二五仔 . ~3 V, \# u1 ]5 G. v; L
18 Piano piano green.           2 ?7 J3 [1 W' K) y9 d5 b+ {- s3 q1 x
琴琴青
# {$ k/ I7 M* H$ |1 f7 V2 l7 ?19 I give you some colour to see see.     
6 r/ ^# z' v& C  b- D, t$ W我俾D顏色你睇睇! $ X- B. X/ y' ~$ b# M: z; p
20 Stupid stupid want to move .      ( i0 l# y# f" Z
蠢蠢欲動 。 % h# N/ A, G; s7 q0 @
21 People mountain people sea .     8 p$ n2 a; P) G- C  Z3 o( Y1 z/ a4 y
人山人海 。 3 c- y! {" Z  `# k- Y$ {( u
22 How senior are you?          2 T6 H3 I) D# c% Q# r
你算老幾? 6 K1 b- t9 p; W* y1 ^
23 What the ghost are you talk?    
  K/ v1 C9 |+ r! h2 s你講乜鬼? + @, p5 g# y6 s2 ^" E  Y
24 I fear that you have teeth.         
' T5 ?. p: P1 D% @% ~' o1 S我驚你有牙! * h" V" O$ w% z5 r" q! S# \  G
25 Heart flower angry open.       0 F4 w# X1 T$ ?& k9 H! H* U; J
心花怒放。   
3 F9 B" }5 w$ N7 uFish skin ( W: t4 M7 ~. V
鱼皮 。
3 J: r6 q+ ~) |0 g+ qMonster of blowing water.
5 }* {% Y( U0 z' `' c/ q吹水怪。 : v9 `$ T5 Q( o% f# L3 `0 M+ f
Face green green
) w) O# i; `) B面青青。 ; `  v  `7 \* @
You see road carefully
$ j+ j5 K9 X2 @% G# n3 {你小心睇路 + z6 k. B1 m  |% P* u7 g
You go to street carefully
8 m2 U/ F$ N" r; l' `. Z你出街小心D。
* o6 q& b. _/ ODo the world
2 g5 @2 O$ D1 k  P做世界 。 0 Y6 g; \5 ]+ _/ T+ O& A" J
Big tea rice % G" ?: R4 x$ @
大茶饭 。
/ {8 m" K. }2 U" WAmerican chinese not enough.
" c) E  C' S( Q1 f美中不足。
: K% e$ a. z# }3 T) N% k! |. VKing eight egg. : \* V! k" w. {& o, L
王八蛋 4 w# L& M7 F& T9 J
High hand.
% z* X* i3 |6 R! U+ M5 [& m高手
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Old dot. 4 d% Z( N0 P/ l' E! t2 k
老点
8 f6 K0 A  O- }! G+ w4 e6 QOne old water 3 ]  J3 A+ Y/ C  g! u
一旧水 6 Q5 p+ |* z( H. x* z- C
I know your mouse. , ?6 n$ C: J; W& }3 @' l( m
我识你老鼠! - w; s! v" ~) d) D0 z6 p! C
Measure water/Pound water.
) }( ^% F7 c- @/ s* g磅水
* r0 t! {# @1 O+ y: z6 l! |A dragon service. 0 z; ?. w, R. d
一条龙服务
' D! e  g; h* {+ {9 E. WPump water. 3 b2 t5 p( `% h! d% M" N
**** . ]% D, D8 y  v/ b
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 i- [2 E' T6 e( s- B
我吹鸡打你班友。
5 E' r" H# f6 p% A  w! Y$ OYou jump building. . S$ S/ J' x  J- _
你跳楼啦。 7 F6 y; |) x. i: E
You come back home and eat banana
. T" _$ `1 Y6 Z5 F9 d& @你返屋企食蕉啦 1 x% b3 g% _# V$ l$ d
I give you a hair. 5 O9 Q0 A# R! J: |4 A3 ~2 \
我俾条毛你ar!
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+ ^$ c; n8 \1 A4 L, PCollect skin
: Q* Y& C  _8 O9 g* p* J0 x. p收皮 # a) t  ^2 H4 R! y0 R
Collect father 8 p4 l' e5 B# F' M9 a8 k5 W1 V( w
收爹
9 E9 \: h# n7 f. ]; L0 N! fYou give me collect father.
1 T% i. F; |! q你同我收爹!
! w4 n6 c! ^9 J% ULaugh die me. , j. u2 [8 ]! v
笑死我。
  p  \* ^  m: v% h+ B0 mYou give me stop.
0 Y8 J4 `4 C+ J1 o+ ?* d" _  f你同我企系度。 0 y* t7 t' ?% A/ W( ?) \
Eight woman
3 c% i3 [: N6 i1 Y) x八婆
( }$ [8 d: n3 i& [! rEight woman,you are good!
' s2 O$ q! E" Z" q八婆,你好o野! 0 F* a0 k% S* D  J" r5 o% T
What the spring do you do?
7 F9 h/ d( R: L, h你搞乜春啊?
  a' A# t0 v: B" }+ x, \9 Q1 n0 `A dog of eating dung
& p1 l4 v6 j- N: R. H( q( v食屎狗 + n& e, x3 S% ], P! L5 E3 Y( K5 M
A ghost of ass ! |2 ?8 B: G, u6 u' x2 Q2 c
屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....  j6 k3 |% k; T8 Y* Z% H
都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 5 k9 J3 d" }) G$ q4 ]) k# `, a

1 N7 ?# Y5 I- N0 x( h* T2 utotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......! s8 M. V7 _- [1 G7 p9 W
this is not hong kong style english.....
: `; a- p, l" I- a5 tthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

( T+ @+ A3 x* r, si've already ban this shit...7 y7 f) o6 u. [# ~! [* ~3 F
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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