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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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8 z# `  i+ m3 [' U" A- O性本善:Sex is good.
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; d* r4 i6 a& V# F性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   n; b' e" J0 D4 w
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ) H' a7 L: b* J% w
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. / E$ d6 y' a- w9 G
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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6 g. B2 J0 B6 o教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # @; C, a1 j: h' x4 D) R- B

6 O7 O. I  E. [3 ~( G. L昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ; \. r3 ^! y. [; n
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ! u$ t8 |! u" W( Z' f% m; p2 C

! [+ i( w" `3 k子不學:If you don't study hard, ) ]0 u  ^  ?6 b+ I2 Y

- |- I( B# A4 S2 B/ P$ j7 Z斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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5 {* U' S) A8 }/ Q" s竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous . C$ v& }0 N: u7 u4 _) d* |
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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9 |5 P$ f: U: q教五子 :All his five son took it . w8 _0 i  N, W; U) J* e' F

0 R8 Q# ?- I0 H& G名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 L! I* `# I1 R6 c& }7 f
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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+ |  E& t! q# p  ^# x教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! N$ ^# W3 x" Z# A) J. ?子不學 :You may refuse to study this # {- B& B, C4 F  g: u
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake % b( D4 }  G" _+ _/ @& B( E

1 q& T+ k/ {; z" L/ m幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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6 z. x8 k% L! I/ [老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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8 @) w2 h( w3 o' N3 `不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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7 D* Q4 m9 T: A& y; U人不學 :If you don't learn sex, & K4 }- K/ J+ S* k$ l( o
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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