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人之初:At the beginning of life. / f; g% t5 C0 z6 F: }% R
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性本善:Sex is good. % T$ }' t! }* m. a! q# X
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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- z2 v' b. e7 j3 E5 [苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( i; J4 {) e+ }  [1 p4 ]# }

' C2 ?4 O3 L4 h性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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8 W) C. ~) D3 I+ ^- C" ?$ ^8 x教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' {9 ^  M4 m. V) c& m6 s; U昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . ], F# P3 A& G
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 0 ~" d: U3 X: N3 ?
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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8 h" }4 N' a4 k! E$ P! v! L* N斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 _$ B) w: h1 {6 r. r) g- W
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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( L: T) h6 m6 G有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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. w4 y% {& F" i: e  ~教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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2 p  @. S! A: f+ g9 I: w/ d$ A父之過 :It is all your fault. 7 x) p; U3 D4 g
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 1 F$ x! o# Z; |# A; i$ b

$ b6 A1 ]; E5 r3 u$ g3 i5 y師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + g" c+ X+ i2 t4 m% W* c; e8 O
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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7 V1 }4 w; y" b" {" V1 m: L非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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6 S7 f) h' i- @/ M! X7 {幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, + u4 d0 }  a6 `. {: R- {  _

0 s! q0 X) o4 Q; x+ D, O& j# J老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged : u, ~' v. N  @

1 K. f! ~8 ]) f玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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. P6 U1 m3 R+ T8 ^! a5 q9 ~; x. P% g不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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% \6 o9 w; S# R' M/ V/ U  S2 g" D人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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; Y# M% e( z% Z- u! {. l不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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