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人之初:At the beginning of life.   y( A% R# L' @

$ b3 C+ t$ L& B$ e. q性本善:Sex is good. + r" ]" S8 z3 x

/ H, M5 j" E+ Q8 b' R- f性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % \! f3 `) y) h

& h1 T) Y) z, ]1 m; `& P5 g( r1 H& H習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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- U1 _3 [/ _" Z) _3 T性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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0 y$ f6 O$ l2 b+ L# p% h' D教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 c5 J; @9 G# _( o' `) d" H

' d9 |0 R2 g+ _4 J. L! `昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ' d; W- M2 I2 p# D# i( S6 j8 g( f* ?& C
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 S9 o; ]+ H- C. Q# C子不學:If you don't study hard, * [5 V4 t! p' Y" |$ q

  ~8 u, y! n; e- }( z$ ?4 ]4 `; L斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 C5 c1 t) I7 [- M

8 {0 S4 x# Q  J8 t竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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6 A5 W) `2 S) p; r9 B0 g% b教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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6 v% l* J- D! i- L9 I# Y) V養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9 G8 P6 p, j2 h& J, w
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父之過 :It is all your fault. + a  B# c' ~: m) [

1 j4 T- u# S4 i6 J/ X- q2 ~教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 0 j9 @3 G0 t8 O9 S. x3 ?5 r

2 X2 J* P2 s- Q+ V8 `3 I5 b師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ {( o( t: Z( \, Y4 U7 }- R0 V子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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  J9 O! g% Q- c) N" K9 F非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 9 \3 ?, V/ p% K! q& a- g

: b+ s2 f- G! N幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " n  R: q' x% H4 ?5 V3 V3 A
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,   V4 _2 `5 `; u5 |( Z

+ Z9 _" {  X( H( r不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , W- l0 v$ F' \/ u( @
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( b1 w2 c0 S: P

1 E: K/ C8 _1 `1 ~( \5 k8 x不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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