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人之初:At the beginning of life. 7 {# o, v3 Z' c1 @8 J' A

, s# A+ W4 z: U* a" }: |* T性本善:Sex is good. / o) ?" m+ P5 ^1 p. H) |  m5 X

; p: M/ L+ X; u% f性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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9 h9 h+ n( f; Q+ H習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. - E2 F7 x7 |* X. @' P- B
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( @! Y) D0 T$ i
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 6 R% u: F0 V1 b5 @9 W4 T9 ^
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教之道:The way of learning it ! }& v7 W- S7 N+ g- p+ J) @9 B1 ~
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $ e: [2 z( a0 v- a5 V0 z4 J
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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1 u$ \, }. G! u擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 h+ o5 [+ V1 L子不學:If you don't study hard, ' c; I; B! K- Q- ~3 r
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 h  D, [$ Z% m
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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8 R5 i( k# s& t' D有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ' B0 ~3 J& y- }2 |4 X8 f5 i
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教五子 :All his five son took it ( ?  y% _- ^* n/ q
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ; r) E* o5 k: p" G- z/ J2 \$ M
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 0 I0 J; F3 P$ j  C3 K1 ^
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ! g& }( B: M0 z% J& R
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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3 G5 u4 J: S# Z4 B5 s: n2 H, {  s師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - ^5 H/ F! R- d) {5 V

! I7 ?5 @2 q' _: E# W+ ]子不學 :You may refuse to study this & {- ]) S& c# H6 d; _; b# l- E

. Y- Q) x# }0 l! k2 W  V  ^非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 0 N+ S, z' }) |4 X- V

: U. a" h7 e  s; D# N$ ~老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, # L. s9 g5 `! r$ M: x8 w
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . ^4 |. S1 x# h; E6 t6 E
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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