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人之初:At the beginning of life.   o9 Z1 `8 |# d$ ]- Z5 k

9 r# r7 e! O2 ]性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 8 |$ ?2 ^/ X7 s  ?: T9 o' L! I
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. % ^: L0 a+ P8 A8 \: r$ K% t

* A2 ]& j# H, M$ n2 \; E5 q教之道:The way of learning it
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0 E6 _. T" z3 }0 c貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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! _. I: Q6 f0 {+ B! B昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ ^0 u( F5 }7 X+ i5 V% `  H
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. : v! R* L. Y0 I$ R, r4 F+ P
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子不學:If you don't study hard, & ]. z+ j* B9 i* {7 v; }
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ; o6 P$ P2 @% }( ]+ J6 e6 S. g

. h" q* Z4 c2 U" H9 v- P2 S& ^* u& I6 J) U教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ! B1 @. c( ], |) E

. @; ]/ g7 e/ O7 c- u養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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$ ?& j- |5 ?5 G; _2 k父之過 :It is all your fault. 1 m. l" E! k" I( C7 C! S8 D
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ' b8 g' |. d9 S

3 ]' h! u1 p2 U( K& D  P師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' {1 _( O- Z6 `3 t子不學 :You may refuse to study this & p) g! y2 U2 y# H
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . K  w9 K5 _; [; q) K% b+ T- z

6 p0 R' x# W  E$ B幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,   k1 d! t) r( L, U8 h  j8 O/ S
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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, D  r& g" T  F6 t玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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2 R0 ^4 l+ R( I0 N* P不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. % K/ C9 K3 g. U+ A3 P& b  ]  j

) {0 I1 g  Y) _  g! ]/ x  q人不學 :If you don't learn sex, $ I& H) u- {* X3 V( _/ O
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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