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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 7 x. y5 T; U3 w. k; L3 f
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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! K) @' v: |% @5 N' W- K9 B9 o. T習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 }4 ]/ K9 v% s8 {+ ~: h8 I

& T- @4 q) s) l! r, ^苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.   z3 H, J4 r& `( }; o$ i4 T6 i

' o3 G* U( n: f, q2 w性乃遷:Sex will leave you..   \5 b2 K1 w1 w: A8 ^2 j: J! N5 X

! u: t% ]+ ^& T  k& x4 D教之道:The way of learning it " t+ a/ _4 T. V; w& k
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 x7 `' x5 {4 U6 o- ]( W
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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+ R8 l& l, J$ X# d4 d  u+ m% d擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ W- v8 y3 |* r& ]  D1 }: L6 ?子不學:If you don't study hard, ( F8 ]& L1 r' w) y1 X9 A3 O: w
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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3 V& W9 R( `* e0 ^竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ; @7 a# u3 R/ y- F9 v) e4 @) y

/ y1 ^0 }8 e6 Z) {4 K. P有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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$ ^! ~- |- E+ @* {5 \; b/ f- |教五子 :All his five son took it * h3 M5 K0 _1 \5 j( A

: g+ A& e4 \7 l" y/ m6 X名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 n* u9 x4 W; B6 d6 a' ]' U

, N# Z* m8 o9 J9 X8 \: T養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ) @. _$ b5 ~3 N, c7 j# Y

' t. d+ t- V" u1 Y2 d' i# j父之過 :It is all your fault. # Y4 |$ D/ m/ J) M. [: }( Y
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % }! p/ `8 S- L: s% a# j3 M, k8 S

& S" U) F8 x4 f5 Q子不學 :You may refuse to study this ! r% j$ @$ l8 t5 J0 o$ A/ p
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . C1 ?2 Y- p3 T+ J  U0 }9 v# L

; U$ g8 r. k* Y: r1 O" y: B  Q' R- v幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, : U# q6 x+ c) R" j5 N4 @& l

' A" V& `' O2 b  M& j老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged & z6 q# E1 _4 R  E' a3 d
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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$ R% K; n3 x& A+ {9 i不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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) a6 r$ b  i. [' N) a$ r" ^) e7 K1 ?人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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