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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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) P" E8 \- V) z3 B7 h性本善:Sex is good.
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4 r" M3 o7 z5 u" F- {. O' q性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 Z' i5 g3 R* R& N. Z

+ n" q& N7 o6 g; `. g" V習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. * v" r3 z% s! `( |+ j9 W5 R% M

5 @# m/ v5 r+ A' U  F0 m苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. : t# T5 \( w  r) g
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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; G: S& S/ b3 f% l  ~( T+ N4 i昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 8 G, |& R0 n6 t+ ?, |7 o

" g) A/ [3 P) |擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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. ^8 q3 j& D/ ]* E8 x" e/ I子不學:If you don't study hard, , @' |. s8 R& b; Z) l0 c
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # k5 g+ m9 u6 j9 v
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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* e% ~( T0 ]+ j+ H- ]有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & `; ~, X; u2 d# L8 C8 F

& x. l* [) G, C- b& ~2 p教五子 :All his five son took it & }; h8 C6 E' l) u0 X

4 ~& _8 c6 f- n2 u! f名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% j" U4 u! ?+ ?% T養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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6 ~) M* k) U" ~( I教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 7 k: d, [% g! R& M7 D
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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0 O$ J1 Z, R: N7 `% g子不學 :You may refuse to study this . [+ k6 q+ k* T, R8 I( p/ W) a
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 l' D/ I2 ?. G& J; D" U1 {( u, @! s
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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" l9 C- x8 T" \* v; }; e老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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* S9 @- J3 W! H8 c( E5 O  o玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, : Y; d6 f$ l0 ~% E( p+ ^; m& z
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   V8 E) D; B: \
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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" g4 S) t2 @+ s# i9 v不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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