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人之初:At the beginning of life. 1 |& c2 a7 N* K/ ]8 k) `, J

6 f/ b' D% Y9 p5 r$ {性本善:Sex is good. : y. b+ z6 N0 T; }% [

8 y% X6 x7 ~. I1 k) b9 _$ s性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ; ~" v1 I' R# R) W5 ~! G, s

! [2 {, Z; ~# N5 R1 ^# M習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. - H1 z3 Y8 |- c. j& u* t
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ) V5 _* J& i8 t; ?! P( U( j1 g

" p) `% f0 R; B性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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: O: ]8 O9 Z. b" ~  E) _6 w教之道:The way of learning it : y. F: ~6 J. N8 \2 E6 ]

; D0 W$ a  K3 v$ g  c- C' ~  \4 S+ C貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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, k# g  A4 e! u昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ' M8 Z0 ~& W3 w$ [$ r* W7 g
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 ~" y- t* [( Q6 s: L
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 6 `! M' U5 N9 H, J  @3 b

, E: O) C& y, |2 r斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ( G; U6 X# M4 Y; G

! w$ _: S* Y% F+ y9 i& g有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : r$ u! S7 \( Q+ v% F

& ?: q+ K6 t6 r& K, v教五子 :All his five son took it 9 l0 v1 G8 m; S8 o# Q# t3 ~
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. " z7 B" {$ N& Y. s' E& r# b# x

; J! ^, k2 ~( D+ M6 G3 w7 z  S, x養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. . D6 s) A9 V; [/ }9 E2 J' H, {
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( ~2 N8 U. F$ v, F& _

+ z3 i  A% y" A% U+ S7 B師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.   ]# @' u  [; f( b8 X% F+ a

& Y, S3 a( D5 {. Y: ~! c子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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% k& N& x, f- l. l幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, % P& |7 }. \1 f+ h: |9 J5 f

$ S$ y0 j- \$ x* P! V/ g8 ]老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged   }) I& }1 E& u. p  s, N) u

7 I' g# J( a! h2 x玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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/ N; |% k6 g5 {- K: Y) ^& k; N人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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