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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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+ P! u" X& W0 K6 @(轉)港式英語 E0 U+ |/ q1 B6 f
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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, M' {8 p4 c8 m v9 ZI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 4 X+ E6 y3 ?" e/ k: f/ w4 p/ s, j+ g/ v
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! - Y& t* l% {* |' k/ O! D" [
) y( _% X5 }$ Z9 ?Fish skin~魚皮 。 & [! o) T% G. R& [* E. [/ y
% e1 G; n; t: L; fFall on a street@@ 。
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$ |# }: u8 w7 t7 g9 Wfall on your street.""你個"K" 1 W2 t G o( O; k
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Blow water吹水
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1 W$ j; f3 G8 [& A! r1 h7 q. gMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 , C, ~3 ^ ]4 o. j' k4 m
% p- g, H+ C8 _9 H+ L4 Q) hBlow chicken吹雞 9 L: Y* i3 t) u! a4 k! F+ j: U
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
( a) N/ n( A. X+ }$ v3 v我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 & a1 Q; m0 n; l5 z
- n- K" a y% Z; Y& I; z( O! Z"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
/ c) H. w% }- @7 i+ L點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 6 g6 w, u9 v9 ~6 X
. k! q1 u% d" ^" W; uYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 : M4 e' @0 Q& N
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 7 G3 ?3 |8 I# G/ e
& r5 F: y( y' v& H! j% ]5 fYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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' ]4 C/ c. K0 _3 `/ sPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ) V8 {! r) i |) E' t6 x
- G6 K/ C2 F |$ ?' C1 z: ~Eat banana食蕉 & ?* Y1 U7 e% M: q
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 7 ?4 ]9 j0 U5 X b
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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/ m( q; D0 R- l# L1 B9 K: g% xWhere are you come from?你邊度架? - o# B, R# U, }
4 x% Y. @8 w8 R2 `Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ! q8 U4 S' C: `9 S& E6 a( ^6 C) U
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Do the world做世界 。 & K1 ^9 `1 a% s; }
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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n; h# ^0 { y: t' f0 X/ Q( TCut girl 界女 ) z( p- \; m1 a& n3 d
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 4 H9 a4 O# Y' M, @/ A
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 4 U1 M% p/ I0 d
t/ h. y8 q c/ ECollect father收爹 # d* W* Z5 k/ g. N& R. J
3 s3 A; Z6 _0 L9 I, K9 kYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 1 h: ~$ D( F- a
) t: P( W) K/ o* q4 `Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 0 V6 n" z; J) k# \
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 6 q: t' V+ N t% n- a# i5 L+ K: A
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ' N9 S7 y. }: U, q$ f
3 J! H, n9 K# @( ~/ Y; O8 BHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 7 M1 R ?1 x8 E: d( U
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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+ S: K) ~/ O' Y( U) f( dEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 9 x; P# G$ \$ z6 t1 e( e' f% K% j
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King eight egg.王八蛋 6 }/ `4 S: D) h6 @- e! T+ {: k! _! |
5 g: ~" ^. G8 v4 J! ^+ |Black son黑仔
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7 E* F8 m9 F: J( }( fToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! , g& d3 o% g8 L0 ^ y% C; D
8 C9 {3 F3 w. [9 M% P0 w& yWear grass著草
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5 P( |# t: Z. N0 P6 I RI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ; Q+ Z* C6 {7 r8 ?8 f" n& Y1 S* X0 M
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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R+ b: s. d0 B* }3 c1 ?; e) CA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ]7 x! q. E, z8 \; c
4 {3 ~' S( b7 b& r' Y' STo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 p( d2 M. s. ?. \
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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$ U0 N2 @4 G7 U3 j- I5 f# D+ W" f; tOld dot.老點 * A5 g" _& C+ d! ^
" f. x2 ^3 T$ m) V9 r( uOne old water 一舊水 $ l7 { L+ q4 f: g. h
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ( ~$ e" w V1 ?6 v: ?% K% |
8 s, `. S* h& v- p$ s8 g, @% PA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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; g, z6 W1 }7 H6 n: y" C3 @Measure water/Pound water.磅水 " a$ H% X4 Y- i0 a2 }& N5 ]
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0 A0 X, O7 S$ ]Hold hold water.楂楂水
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+ \2 J# a3 S4 O: p ^. lPump water.抽水 4 s. X$ X3 C/ s: Q
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Two hit six.二打六 ' R6 m- X" k) Y; N3 c2 T7 ]/ B
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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