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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  0 I5 ]; Q/ l- f
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 1 Y" M! Z; t1 O0 _7 A
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 3 L/ z2 k, w/ @
7 @& ~. u' Q- I2 qI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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) n) }/ U0 n! H7 ~0 b$ u% LYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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& p, T4 F6 Z2 D0 G2 eFish skin~魚皮 。 a& x$ v# l$ k8 D) _0 Y
2 s- t" h! U) O6 M9 v% |Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ) W6 P% k2 g5 P" R) t& ^5 l1 l
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Blow water吹水" b3 ?0 o: Z9 D( Z! n4 Q
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 , ?4 B4 k: n, Z* ]. c! M" W
# {7 J. y" P5 e3 RBlow chicken吹雞 0 W! H! T$ p5 f, e
" s1 @3 ]+ U' P& O( BI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # j! Q2 r3 k6 u+ {3 |
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) I/ F+ h- \; L! O, u4 RStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 # q P5 \$ E5 a
- f& c9 T0 F4 i: G4 P+ uFace green green臉青青 。 " A: _3 |. w- ~
5 a! k( ]' K2 _( G. N5 T1 B2 ]"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
4 j9 S4 M6 H; c% r點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 6 D: G& h5 j! b( z& |
5 O' D: x/ p" d8 iYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ) \1 N* d; M7 b6 r
& J& K5 G* Y# b" m+ C Z4 C* dYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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4 u' k ?1 P3 l4 b1 ]; XPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 0 W1 p* H7 b6 `* |& N4 @
/ {. H* |# Z AHow senior are you?你算老幾? $ _; i% e3 ^* O/ |5 B( U4 |
7 q' R3 w$ @: H3 ]. P" J% tWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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: E$ r% W$ n+ U$ X( A' O4 |0 @( V0 CWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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' W$ N) i# K! _. \) Q# iZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 - n8 Z$ \7 Z$ z( p& x5 G8 h0 Z
9 Y- u* |0 E- z. RDo the world做世界 。
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4 E2 a- _, C2 M) b7 A% [9 K) YBig tea rice大茶飯 。 2 {8 a( i) n: E
8 f% F# v/ S8 n* V, TWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 5 A4 T& F% J# A) A6 r
; c6 w5 Z0 u6 E# o, ?4 n* y4 ?The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ! G+ o$ S; @# E/ R$ g- K
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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5 q9 g- G. q. \) M5 DI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 - v( H( X- I" ^; @
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ) f" W/ C% q! w0 d+ I5 s( C* v
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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% B' D( k) S F2 r& w' yAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 6 w4 f5 S/ ^9 Y8 D
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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0 z8 a3 O6 N, A4 I. Q; R- J, lYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. # w) E& R$ Z u2 R% R. }
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ; R7 ?) a3 N! F
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2 M/ q4 O4 J3 KEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! }3 t" Z# B$ U% {. `$ G* D/ Z
+ c4 E( F9 F6 z V) ~King eight egg.王八蛋 3 i* P2 Q" I2 y6 l3 s
7 @: q7 s' ~9 Q; u# o6 PBlack son黑仔 1 u B) L* p" H! w
# j1 t- U+ u% e0 M( [1 I! `Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! / ~0 o' y! F, l! C8 w# r" [& a
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Wear grass著草 : ~" z# g7 ], B# a1 t" A) _ w
4 `6 n# a( G+ S# [/ b7 {I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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1 G0 ?8 u; k+ N% s+ X+ vI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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: v- ?' c. q7 Q9 p: n4 V0 EHigh hand.高手 " ]- c4 m$ `, E/ u8 ?3 t( K( e
/ o0 g) ~. F. U* aA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 : i) t3 a' f. h) y8 D( {' A( T
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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5 x, H8 g. F7 Y4 ^Good mother.好娘 " U: T i. W7 B Q2 u
# Z; ~% X# V( r$ ?You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 , T" F6 G; n. B
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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; ]2 {0 D: k9 c6 G6 n- P, [$ kA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 5 d/ ~8 d2 ]' U& ~. Z
, m% D9 _! R- G7 i* QA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 8 ^* {6 g. w4 D6 i
5 c% J' ^8 ?1 i4 y& {" k% x( V& fMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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0 Z. R8 k" ^( y+ }1 G6 J$ F" ]$ L/ @+ J% U$ QA dragon service.一條龍服務 ) A' z* T- |& Y6 s9 w4 k- G
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ! x3 G- D. t @) X3 Q. B
( A0 y0 W4 m6 s' H+ NPump water.抽水 ( O4 f- l( Y. y9 D: V# k
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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