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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  " v; b% a7 C9 p+ [- ^. b: v
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# f. j3 R' k# u$ W* r% e# I2 X(轉)港式英語 . u: y1 q0 s; t6 Y! b
1 C8 y+ y l/ J7 b, H. m: W' PPiano piano green 琴琴青 5 e' r2 B- ? z9 c
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 + [& N$ N+ x0 N7 y# {) o1 y
: h1 W* ~. W. |( ]" ?5 a; SI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ) B& n2 v1 v! P# N0 F2 E) l2 n# B7 @
6 k9 _/ K# ^- y8 T6 [3 G+ VYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! & S4 C; g- h* [ F
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ( ~6 {& d4 G5 m/ l% c9 M, ?1 K
! K0 B2 i ~% W8 BFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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$ J8 O0 |: t& ^5 E7 ]$ R: ? qfall on your street.""你個"K" 3 T j; B# s6 ]# C' \" d1 P
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 6 G( Q# e' R7 J
5 w `# l/ _' w2 x" E! rBlow chicken吹雞 / o, }( X8 g9 s" e/ K
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
; E% ?. T: I. f4 ]' I8 G! Q3 k我吹雞打你班友 。
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# v' y4 O4 }+ A" M5 EStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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0 F. t' S! C. `5 L$ W. J$ I+ RFace green green臉青青 。
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. z* `# {* |4 U8 X"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( G v" I$ t% }1 f i! _
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 " G4 ]: Y/ Q! k' o3 G$ |) n$ A: ]. G
3 L6 f# F c* w! _) L. y9 T. A! VYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 4 N! a2 Y0 x- Q
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 8 P; w0 |/ W1 L% k4 p" Y9 K
) q/ H$ w8 @8 H4 q+ aEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 " N) @! Z ?/ X- N: h
* v: d2 r: B* {/ s, }3 aHow senior are you?你算老幾? 8 D9 k" \5 v6 \+ e7 H
2 y. w: N2 p% v9 k$ \6 _, x9 oWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 6 i) ^' W `, @ T# j* ~; Y; p" P8 L
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 A5 |3 |( Z$ d% J8 K* ~" Z$ @" t
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Do the world做世界 。 # P6 {$ [: `* t: C. j, x
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 F. p9 j0 p" K$ H8 i' r
( f$ B/ h$ [; v( d# ZWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 ) o6 v c% R$ h# s8 S6 `6 t% U
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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% g) T; i* `( \6 [7 `2 ECut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 3 g3 }6 V+ y n; A6 c2 P n
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Collect father收爹 ! U) Z a8 u! j5 ]# d' G
$ H; k9 [( D9 C2 v8 aYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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: |! d4 C( M" ^" V {7 MDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 " j; @6 z$ J" b2 q- a
& Z3 `2 H0 c- Q }3 hYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 + e& P) G- U, k2 I" |
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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' V3 E! r. [3 {Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ) P& r, F* k1 @3 T* ]0 _
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 3 |/ A$ C0 ?# J4 ~) B" M3 Y$ ]- U" v
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 : _8 C& r+ U5 p: N7 o; p0 c
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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1 O" P$ F$ U5 k _: X2 k6 KKing eight egg.王八蛋 ! A4 }! U7 \& Z7 ^9 H
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! # q9 r- y) U; x# E' r* O$ ?
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 L8 M% M0 I5 Z3 K$ {
6 @! N' y& ]" [& nI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 9 o5 Y' R5 Q: d% d5 X# P
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 " f8 ]! w8 V5 K8 C" T S
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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% q1 x, R8 E3 |' U2 {! ]Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! + T3 }" ]. W1 T1 s* ?+ I
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Old dot.老點 : P0 G/ u8 }0 f. s! Y$ S) i
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One old water 一舊水 , {7 v4 i, H( L z
) Q& d$ s! U& g) ZWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? : [# U$ Q! l- K$ z( d3 o) j
1 d- S, w- f8 u7 k3 ^A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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" ~5 q6 Q" P/ w: E( ~' W- |A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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( u( U4 v2 H- Y4 g$ gMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ( ]( l/ _9 U5 R* }6 ~+ t% v9 N
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 % \4 X& _7 u( m* G9 |3 ]* [8 u
& Z+ q, C& k4 HPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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