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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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# T3 g! }# `; z(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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8 D: L) J6 J; i3 z4 TPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。   b2 Q: {) }% ?8 g$ Q' M; Z
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ; E* w( I1 K% T8 Y0 l) m
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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+ s% O  h, O8 O3 B# ?I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。   u' I7 ?  X* `+ Z/ @

2 K& x- I4 Y" Q- ~8 zFall on a street@@ 。 ' S2 o# ~- C" F7 k: L
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fall on your street.""你個"K"   u" @2 @, t! i: d& A( Y
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Blow water吹水" u! N3 I, L9 D

5 R" ~2 c; P8 g; L4 OMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 ( ?& A  R  c# f* r) U. i7 o  R

0 H0 U- X6 x4 Q: zI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % m; S% `! ]7 I! ?9 _
我吹雞打你班友 。
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3 l5 C, j+ y* b4 C# L2 F0 {+ }4 kStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " [6 {9 C% r5 e2 \! [1 |0 I
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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" N1 t  O( m) p4 W- @. nYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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4 \: w: j0 W% e- ~" [& @You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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/ y% Q+ F9 B; s- |You jump building.你跳樓啦。 2 \* L7 k& F$ G) V
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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7 r4 ]- H0 m( x: h+ Z- K2 cEat banana食蕉
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- j; [  {9 r0 tYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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, m4 i( t/ F5 q. i, o2 ^. }How senior are you?你算老幾?
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3 z; j: o/ j  g( s, b) UWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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8 E" ]3 c  q4 K! ~% ^Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 - E8 e/ w1 a. I

) x8 s0 ^2 T& H; D& ^' K; R1 ?Do the world做世界 。
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4 Z+ _. S# q  u0 C, h0 kBig tea rice大茶飯 。 " }! b( j$ t, s% X  f

: f$ k( \1 z4 {* D! h" m4 m" Q  kWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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7 l5 K! l8 j+ tCut girl 界女 # S# S- G! e1 _! Q
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 : I: W0 X, ]7 A
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 3 [. D/ a/ a! N+ Y
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 # X& s4 q( O7 |1 D7 V% u  U
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! ' `7 I, r9 p/ o' [- ^
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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" t) p# P: q2 H: v0 z; ]* h- zLaugh die me.笑死我。 8 P0 H* p5 B( M* C

1 e( n: I% g0 Y% O! o3 jYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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( Y+ A" F" V. a: q# D2 MAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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! ~* q  o" n- jHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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1 T+ p% }- D* v6 iYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
! ]% l* I7 m# E* y你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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# o3 \& X* J9 N9 _Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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$ v, u+ K+ h, i+ c0 ~/ u3 CKing eight egg.王八蛋
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0 W( l9 }& X; r, c; ]Black son黑仔 , Q+ I3 j* f+ r; |
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! & b# f8 ~6 b; J: v

* ?* K2 B% `& r+ H8 T9 LWear grass著草 " r1 s7 Y+ q2 s
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 I' a0 e% i8 x) i+ J
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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; W% z" r# m5 j; M! @) JHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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4 l% s+ f* i1 T, G) e7 @+ vTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? # r$ ]9 s/ H5 s6 N" T# Q
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 6 B9 O% z  ?7 r

: e/ E1 f3 }; kA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 / h5 m+ ~+ C! C* T& Z: |; d

: A4 ?. k, E* d) qMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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3 l7 s+ d1 I/ P. vA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 ! t9 u* \1 V  [7 j3 N7 N1 k

' S+ I( H0 E' O- |! @# M$ b9 wTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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! e3 ]2 O  `/ F7 vyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳) ~, c3 e$ F9 E+ C7 o1 K* U% X8 c/ }
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:! e2 l; J' B* I, j
還有
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- `4 g: y! O" }4 Nyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳1 o! k3 m3 X! s
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
' W4 D6 A" g8 nd人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。% N" a: D/ ?) o+ L4 ~- J$ S6 h; P
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。3 E1 B! l3 ^& |2 m: u- S
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger4 i7 [2 e3 m3 ]' o( _: q
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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