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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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5 o' s3 l; z( m# |, NPiano piano green 琴琴青 ' Q7 y- v/ W: I! c5 y" U- C/ @
2 X" O+ y2 v% \* t# W8 lPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 4 _: ^4 J9 \' z$ P0 @ M9 ]6 s3 e
- h0 T: M8 y1 M4 d( f& }( tYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ) t/ o; ~) j8 D6 ~: b
1 ]1 |1 E1 u4 |1 }3 r( XI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 6 B2 v g* g6 k, h S/ }8 d5 W
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! % X) L! X( f5 ]2 {
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 5 U( K B5 ~6 {3 \) c; g
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Fall on a street@@ 。 0 V4 R- H: y9 t/ ]; y
7 j) M1 j# r6 ~5 n& s$ Afall on your street.""你個"K"
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9 ]7 \, \" T% z5 k0 i' ?' |Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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5 p2 T3 L& }( m" x" HBlow chicken吹雞 7 a! p+ i# h2 _8 F: z
) s( h% {+ p1 p8 u2 }9 I: JI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. + J- \9 s! O3 o' A; s6 i' [
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 1 t- ?0 W" `" M0 W
& m8 c# ?! l4 H. ]0 JFace green green臉青青 。 5 L) n4 O, ~/ d' X: i
* i2 ]/ Q! M1 r% n"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
$ u* r( c, P0 n% p/ Z% t點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 . J: Y4 S0 x$ ^& D; b
$ h6 }7 K( N J/ J' ?! }# AYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ) ~ W' n" B3 Z4 a f- _+ @% y) O0 z
. f. d- F( s7 v4 u. p% [You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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6 y u& B$ ~/ }' }4 F: GPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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$ G% k5 Y& [9 }6 ~ G0 n6 U0 QAre you road?你係唔係路呀? % U1 |7 g% f* q. \( {+ p2 e
2 p/ p# S+ U( r9 X3 o1 hEat banana食蕉 . S9 B8 V3 g7 X, p* N# |2 z' q+ B
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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3 m6 I% J" m1 A6 K+ VHow senior are you?你算老幾? ; e& V }3 Q% W* x# E
& P3 X/ y6 n% J! f9 v& NWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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" K4 E& {& C9 |# }$ u* f# j8 p5 |: aWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 8 [$ E7 k3 ]8 z
* n) l: Y" y& i1 o. J7 r& hDo you big me?你大我呀?
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8 i! |( G; Y9 `8 gZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 v3 X0 j4 f$ X; Y) q: | S
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Do the world做世界 。 ; b$ J6 J0 n' w, l
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 # j) a( | q4 O- V
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - r9 R, z" N Z' {& W" | ~: B
3 u5 w+ a r4 b3 d# [Cut girl 界女 + q3 H* J! A! g/ |! U: _9 M
4 f) K# {! k0 d( S1 M# PThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 6 J O( [# m5 ~/ N, ?# g
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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2 b- X6 D! ~+ \- BCollect father收爹
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1 ^9 m9 N% K. RYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 8 {# j" `( U' b
6 Q. T+ J+ z2 @1 mDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ; d+ y# @# J7 n2 K6 \
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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& m9 W5 X7 ^9 S( Z Z+ @+ K% JYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 & K$ {3 @! A7 u) c+ j1 {' Q
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 3 Y% S. Y; v9 h* m0 b. y# E
8 w1 z9 J1 q: eHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * o$ ^7 K) \8 d3 q- S
% J" M- ]! q1 ?7 S7 tYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
, ^, X/ Z( r' y你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! % d& x7 M: X& F1 `
: j. U5 h2 v2 q' e2 d; k% S8 ~Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 4 [8 Z) c+ S3 x4 x6 S
2 s! E! L& {2 ]2 i( m4 ]King eight egg.王八蛋 # J4 H8 [9 N3 a' O
4 ~0 t& N! S9 S4 y; C1 O. h' rBlack son黑仔 1 D0 p0 X3 I6 A( ?, Z7 Q+ i
; c% g% v; U) j6 lToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! . [$ m/ U- B3 n7 K- S9 n" s6 E
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Wear grass著草 , h& ~: A# `# f! x' a
6 v0 e5 w A+ v! n+ kI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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, c2 g3 J- b7 t9 nI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! & W/ [1 O3 J" I' P! A9 j, U+ w4 |
: j) J! _; L' j* s7 x# FHigh hand.高手
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- T; u( i. e! ]5 ?8 `$ K; ^A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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6 N/ O9 P& x6 ~0 ?- A0 ~0 PTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ) d4 q& a3 [6 ?' u# r" Q! G" O
' [8 E7 D+ E+ q0 ^' F. Z" ]Good mother.好娘
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' g* J; A3 Q1 e! A/ PYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! : z E! r1 E Z: k! ?0 h
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Old dot.老點 ! e2 T' k% v! H; k; f3 [
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One old water 一舊水
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0 \3 \, K# G; ?! RWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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1 `0 ]$ R- b( n7 OA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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5 y, s; p( }( Z9 d/ s3 DA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 % f5 g9 @( G4 j6 l( z
8 D4 C7 C5 O' b6 j- f. hPump water.抽水 " H+ G* |! s% G2 J, n5 q' e) B- Q
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Two hit six.二打六 5 C9 j. }$ B0 a5 ^( N
( \) k# `; \; S- DTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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