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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ) r( ?' O; q J8 k0 s# } x
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(轉)港式英語
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! o# R) ~% T9 }4 ?% Y$ ZPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 5 D. _$ g; @% H( A
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 9 B# y, v b" B. E/ C6 O: q
# g. C4 B4 m: q A) B3 rYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? * w. v) U. k: G# {1 b; O
1 L U, t) K* F5 a; nI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! / p) t4 y3 o% U; n4 h. g" w
% g3 S+ | \% O, B3 k& aIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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1 o" L) O1 f) H5 f2 I/ NFish skin~魚皮 。 ! @8 e2 L3 k/ y$ D) ^1 \' K5 v
% W' f3 \: X5 ~' r8 F1 Y; x, ~Fall on a street@@ 。 6 b3 P. V, _- o! A
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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* B: i) N9 _. j" ?Blow water吹水
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/ E# k B! R, d, U! ?3 H! C4 v. RMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 # N6 R! ]. ?1 j
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 F3 I% Y/ h$ l3 O s6 P8 h: G( \
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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9 ~& f7 s x& N9 d) n* QFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 6 i# e3 Y- r* o( o J, E& N
( H% V" @8 b( EYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 W6 z( r" x# g, _0 V" c
" ~* \2 s+ `/ G. ], z" e- o1 oYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 0 f+ u: n: e# Y* Y! m4 X9 t: J9 h" A }
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ' }+ M- r. W4 M: C
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ! X# Y2 f7 C! L9 ]( c8 d/ h
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Eat banana食蕉
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# M" C; ^0 M# M+ x9 ?. W/ ^. BYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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. S7 C2 ^$ r v7 C' c! o% K; y9 M- b* TWhere are you come from?你邊度架? $ s- K/ f8 G3 k2 Y/ B" Y
5 Y1 U; C; R% @7 k0 p) tDo you big me?你大我呀? ' S0 f- ]. _9 b& l8 m2 v
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 4 e# k& e/ }7 {" ?8 k* J
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Do the world做世界 。 ; N% F, j2 k, a) Y/ B& { h+ x
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 2 `$ L4 q8 B& r# p- C
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! . u; q( j, y9 I" M! D
: A9 _" m- ]) V; g6 {3 OCollect father收爹
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: P- r9 X( e% R% M0 C7 WYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! $ D: G+ ~, Z1 w- ]% n/ `; ?$ @4 J T
t. V/ [- C) sDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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( E; s0 ?# h7 m9 JLaugh die me.笑死我。
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+ T. S0 Q7 U; q2 P B% j d; yYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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, J4 P+ h+ M3 K# O ]Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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9 a& N. Q/ B% kYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / d) I& c0 {+ B; F3 ~9 i* B& ^" x
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! - K/ _, T5 y, W; _. V0 }
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Eight woman八婆
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0 s' P1 G8 G8 b! n FEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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. g6 T1 r! q+ k* nKing eight egg.王八蛋 , N9 g7 A; b2 `1 Y+ r! V
( R3 X2 T2 c. q3 n/ u, d( NBlack son黑仔 * v+ L6 Y9 C5 U2 G
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ) u$ @7 I1 N. U! B. q' j! n3 C
! n: W- o" ^6 ?- xWear grass著草 , Q9 k2 k2 u/ i) x
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 : j3 X/ j# `% \! @, y( ^6 y: v/ y
_2 P8 R) r, P$ v9 pI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ) s4 R z; k h
, i( x; X* _! W9 _/ r+ pHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 1 {, }3 T9 {4 ]; E9 |6 {
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Good mother.好娘 K9 `) _7 I4 m3 O# \- V
% I9 M) c% U2 G2 W# SYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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* H3 g2 T/ W' KOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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9 I+ r q8 R& R. s% J0 F4 UA dragon service.一條龍服務
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- P) p9 p V! U5 j; D6 bHold hold water.楂楂水
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8 w) I8 N- t6 [! ]# W& v1 UPump water.抽水 5 i% z& X0 D4 N! j: n) i/ B; _
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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