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笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  5 v7 X* w6 ]0 `& O. ]' _3 m8 n& B
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% C! L" y5 f" T* NPiano piano green 琴琴青 ! g- M2 E3 G8 k* ?' Y
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 $ G: w/ F: j( H% t
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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" L/ V. I$ x, y vYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 2 Q5 H6 }; Z$ k/ T
/ ?% ^8 [6 e$ M9 n' BIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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/ s g u- D) G: p- V6 Q V; GFish skin~魚皮 。 4 q3 T, a, y5 R& j
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水& ^7 o n( C$ i
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 2 I- b3 R; S' D8 a3 X
* D3 n8 a, w4 |" e8 i# @Blow chicken吹雞 # c5 X S/ a. m; u
8 m0 J! j. z/ G2 b+ gI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: p* [% \5 U3 `; ?# I' \, ~我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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7 `$ N9 Q9 x5 c* D1 PFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ) C8 [, F! w* ?! i! z4 ^" L0 i3 @4 s
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ) a$ H+ i( I* n. m+ l/ L+ w
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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% i, g! ^' w3 U: hYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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0 z2 [ ~4 q S8 I. g. F/ TYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 2 w8 O: Q- B- [/ ]
0 q2 L" ~& F- PPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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- U3 A" {* s! I/ K4 `Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ) y6 @9 _; `+ _6 a! \2 c8 o0 _' R
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Eat banana食蕉 7 Y/ h8 |6 {( N9 h& @5 x- A
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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9 ]8 J! a: I" D) R) f: W0 [How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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7 t! I' C( E+ |Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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8 m1 b8 p4 ?) C6 I& ^Do you big me?你大我呀?
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1 i4 [( R; @ F! [7 rZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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# N3 t# D# \5 ^/ a" u+ D+ BBig tea rice大茶飯 。 8 \) H& B# e! j2 S: s
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 j4 [ A+ m) \! a: B; z; [
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 7 ^; w, q- d2 x* u& M
) b. f, O1 b6 |/ S: l* ZCollect father收爹 - X2 |6 ^ z: @9 Y+ Y' T# g$ q
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 7 \. [3 n9 l1 [ F1 e# [: d
. O# k5 X; f; K: U' D1 l' E+ v! T4 ?7 bDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 : F+ C+ g5 l) x9 P7 ]
% b! a5 R% l. B/ ]( aYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 % c% A3 S( O M1 `. ?8 c5 Y4 l
. J8 T+ \; M' [* |- w1 B: YAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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. j5 {$ D3 }% J' Z3 R/ uToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 % S% E1 `% I7 a' L& \$ q$ ^* K( a
+ a, f# s9 b* C- ^* O) F2 E/ l* |/ t! jI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 7 H/ L! o! f! l
/ y! r. `3 @! c5 c* kI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! & S" A# K% |% D3 a8 }# N
3 [! X2 g7 i% t- N. tHigh hand.高手 " b1 B @3 W5 Y+ i
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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" M0 L7 S7 w% J2 I8 C" EYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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0 z$ d( E) s9 {6 R6 \; G) O' n8 ^( kOne old water 一舊水
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$ b0 f7 I* ~. {3 V" L# GWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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7 _7 b1 Z- c6 |* k' D4 K( [A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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& `: \8 \9 H2 D0 A! r s( `0 cMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 , \6 w/ c3 r% r! `% {; c
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 0 c" u& S- i: ^/ T. L
" q U3 P- n' h# O8 f* IHold hold water.楂楂水 + o7 _6 K1 D0 ~ J8 D B5 r
7 y9 \& T6 N6 u2 `6 GPump water.抽水 5 G" Y0 m6 A+ |9 A# C) o x5 ]
! H6 N; D0 S+ n- lTwo hit six.二打六 % a" ^& V; K3 q
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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