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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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- d; B5 {& S1 X$ k+ X7 @" _0 nPiano piano green 琴琴青 ( K9 O: a# Q$ s& f
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 b& Z* \. g4 a
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ; D$ H- I! n- @% p* s* j
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 7 o, l) p6 m3 e B. _8 t1 f
, |3 v% u, M" ~( _I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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" P' d( r. H1 _# rIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 1 x4 N5 D! h1 X
$ w- m+ V& m4 X! N$ R! Wfall on your street.""你個"K"
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; R0 z% ^1 U' M' \8 L2 BBlow water吹水
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$ h! B1 J" U7 u) Z8 z7 z$ LMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ) ?* e2 L! ], K& {2 m
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Blow chicken吹雞 ! b) I. y( E' U) U
% B2 w4 N7 a0 M3 sI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' B" {, s0 d6 @2 C) n/ T3 {: E4 U
我吹雞打你班友 。 1 a0 h8 k3 h% l# \% m
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 " k! F; s7 ]2 O& o' _1 I
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Face green green臉青青 。
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& r+ H( w; c6 `$ f% w6 c1 A; }"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ' h' M( c h3 }( G$ ?, ]/ M# E1 q
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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9 i* S! r0 {5 d; z" q" B0 p, KYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 * F+ ?4 P+ j/ D' V8 ]& u0 l/ K
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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% p) H5 q' i# rYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 . ~( p! z9 R- n
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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+ _# y! n/ n: }0 ZEat banana食蕉 & ?) U4 W" ^8 z
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 " e4 a% S0 U. M0 q8 V
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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3 g1 |: d; g3 L4 vWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? + a7 o- u; k. I4 A3 w, Y
: R7 h/ w2 K% ?0 o9 J9 _% q2 T: pZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 I1 l2 u3 V- _2 x& k" D
2 O5 g& Q G( z$ q+ U, ABig tea rice大茶飯 。
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, x/ L% H& I4 E# zWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 5 j; O5 S2 T3 Y0 O a
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Cut girl 界女 + G. j6 K& W6 T8 T5 b
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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* L. s! Z" z! N- y6 V0 oCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 2 W; G y4 E; c; @ I: o6 E8 O
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Collect father收爹
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$ g3 D* y! C; N. u( UYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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0 x; _) G6 k0 dDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ! P. x1 @ I7 N2 q; n4 v$ t; Y
; q2 c$ R2 `( k+ y2 d# K4 KLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 & b9 I% `0 _0 K. M
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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2 J# h* ~0 q, P( ~You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 3 Q2 _; W) f) t J5 S W
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! . ?' |, z X4 j3 ?* O# e; q( z
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King eight egg.王八蛋 4 v7 O6 p! b8 D/ b' L5 v
5 v1 ?7 L; o$ Q4 S( d( dBlack son黑仔
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; X) |1 T9 B; a- H+ g, B/ v! xToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! % `* l; O& w# ^, @& \
' _: w% v: x$ @. Y) ~Wear grass著草
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v3 u, q+ K' |' K. m) G5 |7 \( uI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ( o$ K9 t5 ]* h: ^. |$ c
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 5 W" p7 r2 @! u; D
; q c6 X6 F. d9 uHigh hand.高手 # l4 n$ w5 @9 P" e( U: G3 w
. n% E0 } y0 Z, S! lA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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( d5 c. R0 ?# C, b9 ]4 LTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 / C4 c8 F" Y, i9 b# j% K- ]
/ a% C* m' c3 nGood mother.好娘 ( R& N+ I8 S& {; V; R4 h
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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$ V' X6 H9 S. ]! ~" m% HOne old water 一舊水
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( t, T& h& K$ t# p; I3 nWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? ) }& u3 L0 t- P! O5 j% Y/ p
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ! b5 M0 l4 Z8 ^8 q! l% g! A
" A# U) T: M! A! QMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 5 T3 a) F0 v* W1 K+ ]6 r4 U7 S. N
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Pump water.抽水
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f3 S9 U: `# W/ @9 CTwo hit six.二打六 . z8 N8 I9 k A& o4 ]
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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