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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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( Q! C, V. X! h4 u* tPiano piano green 琴琴青
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/ L+ Y) h; N: y: h$ W$ D% |Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ) `+ l. t$ S( T, o: H
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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3 m7 I' O: X; z, E+ M( r. v8 ~You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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* [3 ]8 K: e0 M) E+ {9 |I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 . h7 N5 A' K: Z' x, B* [ p
1 x6 f) \8 }3 P; t$ gFall on a street@@ 。 b- J8 ?! q9 A/ p
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fall on your street.""你個"K" * Q& p+ H* H1 y
5 ?. i) p1 Z# j! rBlow water吹水
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; q( h( b5 k! b# A( V1 @) MMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 2 r; O. M0 @- S5 w
2 O! F* l# x2 o7 P5 z% g0 j/ U# |Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( N' t+ a! k& p4 F( j/ o( `
我吹雞打你班友 。 # O" c% N; h2 q! e" D& E% X
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 6 ^( G3 X# ~0 g- Y' }
! q0 K- O; k4 n! B1 M4 XFace green green臉青青 。 $ ~. p3 \8 o+ a' I
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
9 _4 p0 e( q" P- Q# q8 N2 ~) e點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 % t. ]7 p$ e7 v8 C. ]5 a" L
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 U$ A% u2 E+ M8 z4 v
# c, u$ H2 |4 R9 w5 rYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 @1 }" b+ }8 Z1 u
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 1 e: \) X5 K% L5 T
" I7 O! X: Y, A! l( r6 U5 RAre you road?你係唔係路呀? : G- ^! [1 a* Y9 Z8 y; Q! _1 M$ @
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Eat banana食蕉 , P1 \& j0 z# k: _0 _8 E
/ C7 q% y/ J7 Z& ~3 IYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 |1 i2 [3 P3 Z: x1 F
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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' f+ A5 u$ e2 V' {% D- Q7 eDo the world做世界 。 3 t4 I& J1 k6 ]6 T; Y0 |+ T3 J1 \
) c& _4 P% T. K+ w+ n: S$ eBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 0 g" I: }8 a6 t- K
" S% G- U( {! `, }6 E- Y: j5 pThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 , L. y! t5 \7 t1 J+ e8 \+ ?
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ( i% b2 j z6 @0 m( `- u( K7 J
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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8 f: B0 o, F, ]$ ]Collect father收爹
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; ^( X( h H, V% Z6 L3 Y: V# sYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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. R0 u- ~! w0 x- P" HDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 3 j6 U6 w) G% O1 T: L2 a& {
8 I$ j$ S2 A+ v2 B C0 P. r' x* rYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 3 L/ G: U% [1 ]3 N) ^6 J" |% ~
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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: s1 Z5 y6 b: h6 tHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ; @/ K" T1 \, i% L6 a
! o; Z) V: }& }You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 2 U& Q8 k* @& ^; ^6 P2 D& v x8 B; R
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ u, y# E) a1 S3 x
" l, T; O% l1 W3 y: t0 _Eight woman八婆 0 g( Y( I* `2 V5 k
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ; W; R+ C9 m/ \- h4 B; [' U" K* m# {! x
8 I5 ^3 e- o; a0 Y0 P! K0 HKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 & D) P7 f% W! p( q& M+ |, v
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 9 q& L( G7 M( o& q% Q1 {7 ~9 }
5 e- \: N4 g, @Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ; F, T9 Y: Q# w, U
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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. m& c( X9 \( g3 ]7 o5 UHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 " S* m- ~/ f W! k+ I
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Good mother.好娘 $ \! l7 `$ d7 P
; X! X* `" q% F8 H, p Q! p: sYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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One old water 一舊水 8 q" ^) N& P$ _. @+ D# A- I2 J
% P& D7 O5 X! v7 t& ~0 fWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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2 K+ M5 C; L" K( pA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 4 Z# k) r7 P; L3 o
. }8 b t% C* x* A( XMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 . I! q1 \/ j8 ~3 B
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 9 |2 q* K0 [4 u. d
; j3 d( n4 r& kHold hold water.楂楂水 : j2 Y5 H t W/ l1 `( X+ _+ ~
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Pump water.抽水
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$ z/ h6 Y& v; Q) gTwo hit six.二打六
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