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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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4 ^0 u# v9 r9 S3 @& k(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ! Y, E- @, V* ?. v$ s/ Q. d

9 `5 N/ w) ?7 {5 q0 }' [Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ; h/ o; Q+ |% s) v- c, m: B0 V
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !   Z( U) D6 P% o
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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8 {/ J9 v% v8 S$ ]If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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+ K# V( c" ?6 U+ Y% yFish skin~魚皮 。
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. Y% J5 \% E7 zFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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5 x' Z7 E2 }! L1 z% x2 eBlow water吹水! ^4 Y4 B, K& P$ c

) q* W) Y# ~( qMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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" l* g& Z' C7 _) OI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 l+ a5 h* j; x
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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9 j9 H" f0 N4 z, w! v4 W"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 8 [" C; \! d- p; F( m
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 / p  U2 z7 A1 u6 m/ g

2 ^; U& w' T2 D, hYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ; x  o8 I, R6 D# T
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - C7 B: r9 m# H8 {! T

( H) H. k" t# W. _2 h& n/ CYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 : p1 s/ b- _6 U- @  y+ Z
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 8 Y' q0 J% \( Y4 }0 K: o) Z9 K
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Eat banana食蕉 1 k$ S4 C( F2 a

% X2 }& `  L) z, S, qYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 4 ?8 Q8 c* h% D5 `- i

$ S' N. r9 T! }/ H; BWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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9 L& Y5 H  \: {7 LWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 8 a: p4 z: S9 j, I; o; _
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 0 F7 G$ U7 A4 ?. T* W8 K( E

+ h4 x5 }; w  p) aCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 + z1 F, E9 ^9 T. P

: E9 B: S$ l; E& j& p# Y' HCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 1 k! G) X, T' D, V* I3 B
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 8 Y5 h" C' l" n* u  @9 ~# g

' x9 @5 g- R- f+ }5 C* n% Q. j2 L' GCollect father收爹
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" O7 }3 ^$ M& F# y& j1 i7 eYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 9 ?5 B9 J/ g; V+ p! C; H: s4 @

+ K5 T4 }5 v. R  E) _3 W4 UDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 1 }; h. c) |( B" `3 \+ H( m, c2 Q
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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% K; P3 y* X3 j- O* a' J% Q' @You give me stop.你同我企係度。 / e9 r+ k  d- ^8 n, r
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 0 J0 x0 q& r& S. @

) n- W' }$ [9 m# cHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ! L, p) d1 C# x* J

* r0 X* i4 g4 Y; \& B# S8 t3 o# ^You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
8 _5 N4 v3 N. A% x你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! # m# n6 f6 a6 O& H6 C% K" D
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Eight woman八婆 9 Z1 w; @) j; k2 F

, J& l( m3 |  b9 @* VEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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, D1 M; [9 n- @' u. aKing eight egg.王八蛋 : F8 x- Z: n5 M
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Black son黑仔 ) @: l% F& |5 y) b( j4 n
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 9 A9 X+ K2 }( V8 p: a

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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 8 H+ p7 t4 X. Q
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High hand.高手 ( f; x- }# a" S% b; Y% A
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 8 A; K" s- C' B8 p+ t% k& B
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 : C: K8 G' u& s8 l
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 7 L& P( W$ y( Y: S; e

# Y9 Z- j: X$ }2 O4 FOld dot.老點
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2 R3 Y; Z! b4 A" nOne old water 一舊水 5 U) P2 P$ P3 }$ W3 _) `7 `1 X7 ?
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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0 ?+ K$ v- a& @+ wA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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( w8 [  ^) d: e0 o# I/ B% N0 gA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 : e, s" i3 A) f2 ~% _' K/ W
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 * ^  V8 E5 `0 ?
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 * T6 B1 ]5 Y: o  a- {
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 / k8 O; \6 Z( i: A, Y$ T* K% K

3 X4 e: B! @- s; P2 k" F* O6 ePump water.抽水 6 f$ k& T7 O3 ]) z2 F# k

* a. `0 H5 F! |' _7 k3 BTwo hit six.二打六 , A* @: q  e- y6 Q
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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* S* a7 y1 r; G/ s( R9 a4 ]. Z# uyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
3 Q# x/ g9 \% EI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:& Z8 e/ |+ U0 B! P, }
還有
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2 b/ ]% ]1 B2 v1 J8 F8 {+ N' H# nyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳* p0 \  I' N( r
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
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6 b! B7 H) h2 J& M  ^仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger) U% c% X& ~  I4 b% X! E, U, n
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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