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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  8 O" I4 q$ V$ A. `+ |
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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$ T7 M4 r( v# e2 ]Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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, C/ l* |! K* ^. m4 R% kI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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; W5 h: g2 E* f. q/ TYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? + f/ h# \, L2 n, D$ o
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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9 I3 P/ m6 A A/ n7 l' E I3 sIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ) I8 @8 l' b ^; p
1 M* M) T2 p! W. \; iFish skin~魚皮 。 % }- y3 Q/ C8 X7 F) }+ a3 N
% ^- x& f. u$ c6 U! `6 wFall on a street@@ 。
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: F; `, x% ]) y' ]9 c' Y' U7 C7 efall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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+ T+ o2 T4 T# |: \0 @+ c7 l( BI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / z6 k- e5 S3 e4 Y- f- v
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 2 C$ B, M) D; i5 U( b" b1 U
% r7 u9 p" M% ]; w/ P e) L( a8 [Face green green臉青青 。 + _6 c9 n4 F" m& I- }
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 7 A1 V* p9 `" c
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 , n9 @$ i& A, r5 ~
) n0 X. N5 T, X- T4 [You see road carefully你小心睇路。 : U- I: x4 r$ v: Z+ b
; K" v% F0 T) WYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . g5 }9 t9 s2 P1 ]( E1 q" ?
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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) c4 f, r/ A" \5 ?6 M3 u rPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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F4 M7 x# `/ [; H1 T) IAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 9 K$ i, H% h& @7 p1 R
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 2 T& D* i: u, q' K
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 6 ?: O ]6 d4 |- \( M) [
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 8 y/ o, ~. Y8 i* X4 X
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 3 ^) H2 O: G* N2 T* s' R0 I* t. K5 P
- t" T- ?# s3 ^Do the world做世界 。
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" N6 C; G* @$ R' f: L' `Big tea rice大茶飯 。 & u+ H+ X+ `6 i$ [2 Q2 H- M
2 e# d' ]+ a" m2 H+ LWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - j+ W# H4 q0 u; X. j5 @
4 U7 l, Q! `( h" TCut girl 界女
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6 P$ N, G, B" t% l* ?6 m3 ZThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 5 y( E. f K) W1 J7 x
9 j5 P6 `6 y9 y/ X. v3 ^5 O$ L _Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 2 j) T1 D7 X7 Q" F. H7 d% ~
" T) s0 y0 F2 b4 G3 iI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ( T9 {: @: _* l! w) F
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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+ A- ]1 j4 G2 P, J* A4 Q) i5 vDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 . V* Y2 L: J) k9 }3 K' n2 Z
% N k: F1 m( p; V9 HYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * L$ `, A6 n- b+ H+ ^, i
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
' i$ H* A! q+ }+ l3 t7 u你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 8 H# }8 W3 y/ `4 x. N
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! # ^; X7 @+ Y( N- l% w
7 Z2 P& d+ b( V) o- G( NWear grass著草 : \. y' [; @3 ~) S) b( P# n
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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; T. p7 o. S/ ?; a; G" |I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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& C) A1 _0 w2 w& F/ }) KGood mother.好娘 2 n$ M7 |3 j* }2 b2 G m' F
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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0 r6 g) d2 _! y/ C/ g7 B: u; f' mOld dot.老點
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7 M! r$ k) t6 K# F+ w, E" v1 o+ NOne old water 一舊水 ( L- K9 f2 C1 J9 B
" ^1 U7 @4 ^& Y: x8 [5 g" w; mWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 5 x. k# B h9 A& S4 @* W
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 1 h( i2 Z5 b7 b, A
M/ u7 D9 S5 DA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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+ A6 I, p) J! ]/ d1 A' LMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 & {+ Z. O* Q3 z o. S
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 8 p2 b+ B0 [7 Z8 ~. ?, h: o
, z" U; x3 R7 J5 a% P! YHold hold water.楂楂水
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! X g2 ]1 j/ T, p8 ]$ h2 vPump water.抽水 ' d& n* {3 F; j& d! O8 J
2 m! I& @( m% L9 V! rTwo hit six.二打六 : C& _5 \6 l" e- ~& H9 M
2 k' w2 ~! w* d4 S4 g+ i! L9 w7 v; |Two five boy.二五仔 |
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