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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ) ?: ^) W; w0 z6 ]
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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% _1 w E& U8 b7 Q- b4 J3 B7 s! a) }Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ; @# ^' ~+ d6 D0 Z
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ' u$ _ Y/ ?* N1 [* [0 V
- _- r3 z) @0 _/ f, F1 iI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 8 W4 A* k. b5 T5 c C% x' n
9 d% d' l, I' G* R' [& S' QIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! H7 q/ p8 M' @$ @: Q; M6 c n
- l5 L9 h0 o5 a5 W v/ i5 S# U+ KFish skin~魚皮 。 & Y' m! `, j, R
- c) i* K9 B+ ]9 L' e7 _- BFall on a street@@ 。
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" N0 i) N e# efall on your street.""你個"K"
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# ] Z* Q! f2 C) ?. {7 _) _& lBlow water吹水' |0 X" G$ e* t
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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! }' v2 J1 Q$ M) l) ^9 p5 [8 a2 KBlow chicken吹雞 ; }# g% S& d9 d v
1 q# X" q: }# ?4 F, e" J" AI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 j/ m/ a6 d* n
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 $ o9 R, }6 y6 [; T3 g
( U/ w+ _' [! w7 E8 \4 xFace green green臉青青 。
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4 n8 r; r+ _. r) L8 ^7 a5 g6 k W"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
P1 c* w7 w, g2 `! B" u5 g點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 . H! A% n1 B& z3 e
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 : N5 E- X) |2 K$ q
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ) p* |9 x6 [0 n" \* F, L: A! {2 D
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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, l* N: Y: p% j5 z8 ?How senior are you?你算老幾? 4 {3 N# d4 F% @! H" r
9 T+ @( E7 V( z2 e* ]- g3 M! ]4 gWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? + c4 e: U9 J( ^% K
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Do you big me?你大我呀? * j3 V. Z- a$ i7 v' ?# J. D# }
5 ^1 K* I& R# T" T; Z7 F: ]! zZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 2 J4 ~& E" v1 {9 o3 g, v3 }" X
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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# T' w, j) p1 FWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 0 m6 T2 _# S" q8 J: i
' s9 i/ y7 a- f7 ?. l4 e: SCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! * N. A# U9 O$ |. ?
7 p4 n, U4 J( B+ D! E$ R5 XI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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/ P8 t$ t0 Z/ w/ u& nCollect father收爹 1 J- }! i7 M8 H- F( S8 C
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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3 ^5 X& }3 o9 W CLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 : c& Y9 V1 g) E2 `
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 q$ E$ A- n+ h* N) ]; q( v
/ F8 `, V+ z$ V- F# U/ c- SHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. * w2 U1 C1 C! | G" Y# ?; j
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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" P9 U s7 e% X _: d' X7 mEight woman八婆
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, J& E9 E* a5 o' d7 r* iEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 2 A3 H4 Z* l- P& R" u; U8 V$ Y
0 A% g) R6 d: w8 f# pKing eight egg.王八蛋
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9 x! j4 w- Z4 _, w* FBlack son黑仔 - O3 f5 @9 {, a5 n( [% }4 ?7 `
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 8 E: H6 s0 a3 B5 c8 A8 F6 C
* w8 S1 m9 k+ P' uWear grass著草 ) a+ L2 G5 E2 ]# d6 ^4 z
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! + E6 i1 ^" g9 B
* s2 @8 {5 G, V# q9 M- h; l5 iHigh hand.高手 : o; p- d+ m+ d; Z8 Q8 v: d
8 {: f/ |* M& I9 a. PA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 # }3 i2 l7 ^, y% P
# x5 r/ r# J- }. r. \To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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9 t L$ v7 z h! M8 |( {Good mother.好娘
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( \, F( C) e' V0 y$ B" vYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 $ _% r( S5 s) C& N
( u) F; w. d* k! h( SOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 0 L4 Q- |/ e& {) K1 |
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. w$ ]+ l& I6 L' ]3 a1 m! IA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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+ h3 S" c. f3 CA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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3 { p0 L# z2 l6 A; vPump water.抽水 2 Y9 ^5 n9 K/ w+ i+ S, d
5 A' A4 E5 c6 [7 s4 f+ xTwo hit six.二打六
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' |- A4 S$ a2 z# \) cTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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