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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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4 c! o1 y# v2 H' K(轉)港式英語
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/ _5 B% W* k9 K$ q& \3 {, |Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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2 Q  _' H$ l# t) {6 }, e: w) s0 [4 QI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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$ `" k, n3 w3 d- ]4 SYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 7 ^; ]6 [/ j5 P* Q& v7 |3 S
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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% e% m& k$ m9 h  U  n; ^If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ' S9 S0 r& J* c. {! @
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ; e! x% l0 Y- N6 j, Y

9 f( ]0 r6 a9 ?% M1 j7 M' j4 Vfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水/ \# J' M( M: {- {* E
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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( i! ]9 c7 m5 M, g  iI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
5 n+ H# H9 e2 D2 X3 L我吹雞打你班友 。
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3 l5 f+ s6 B; n$ K/ j" AStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 5 n! b2 `- ^, ]3 k; u3 B

9 o8 {2 ^3 Z8 ?Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ! v# g2 U$ g4 W9 |" `- a
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 & Q' h2 Q& ~2 X" S1 y) _
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 2 k* r% j% Z* G6 y. O6 T
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 , W9 o3 R/ u& U0 K9 X4 P! H) L

) A. L9 e# g, @- j6 U! w( I+ NPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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* P% I( z% I5 m9 xAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 7 d9 i+ I9 i2 X/ L0 M; {2 _& ]
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How senior are you?你算老幾?   {* [. m0 s" p
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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9 M" ?- A; q3 C+ ^Where are you come from?你邊度架? ! ?8 p* i, K3 S
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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. j$ ]* h: @2 B4 _! a8 X) RZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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+ V/ j$ f! @+ f7 M  l0 D( w) cDo the world做世界 。
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) k- K) P/ N8 u. uBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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: F7 S% s4 d9 |) ?What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 6 P% R2 q$ E1 _. x- A3 O

+ H; R) `# b* A# WThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 & [6 f: l* i, F! ?
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 2 h0 D7 G- U5 @& z$ {7 ]7 k
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 9 x8 Q/ [+ Z( w4 J  }$ v

, R% N9 ~# P! bYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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& y* R* u& F; X" L7 J* x! H; nDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 6 Y2 v) w0 j1 l4 J$ e

) g. c+ T6 ^# uYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 7 |( _* J! E& h
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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6 `- c3 v2 k% ~Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 3 s6 N- C( O; @* U' S/ ~

8 i5 ?. Q6 y/ l" GYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. $ }* [1 k+ `$ r3 b9 E- X% X0 ]/ ]
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ! k( c3 J. b/ F9 R5 I
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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+ h' y# p8 i; c# s3 ^4 J* d- T- F5 IToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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6 k& h4 \0 {- WWear grass著草
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% H  o+ y+ ]1 P7 G% T# XI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ) C3 [8 q% C( \4 c% L# ]
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! , h; w7 q" z# i8 |8 l+ l8 P" P" s
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High hand.高手 " O' `4 n4 s0 ?6 O1 \  ?
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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, I; M" r6 U$ m7 E9 X; TTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 $ g" S" k! |; g" i; ~; Z/ i

! h# m8 d. p" I% ^  C/ s+ o* x' BGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 8 F& f9 \' H' |

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$ l( \, ^& q6 z- C6 \" ]7 y4 dOne old water 一舊水 / z) M6 R  `) S$ Y3 b/ ?3 m

4 Z3 G3 P+ J4 J3 A7 w8 t& `What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 5 O, P1 C, Z( D4 S& w8 E) M
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 7 v! d6 C: ?5 C& u+ R4 i

( k: v  X1 c, Z2 u# j3 o; A% SMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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. N5 a% b% D9 I6 A% }4 R8 FA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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5 L9 n) E/ Z9 k1 I; ]Pump water.抽水 $ y3 w( x9 {" U

) @/ Z, q3 @& RTwo hit six.二打六 # G! A4 }# U& q9 s0 t% U2 T
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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: _/ x  o& F3 A) M- ?# a2 Y  Z" |you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
2 q: s8 D% G3 f1 P4 OI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:( H3 v6 i0 E3 k) o
還有
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& ]5 N5 f/ i- W5 S/ e; W  Myou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
7 i1 T' ]) D, U) ~, f% JI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
" E3 z) Q. S* E" D3 p" Z/ F7 S# yd人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
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* }/ t% q* i/ ], M, ~我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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