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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  . U f4 Q8 a: y( Z) k5 q/ n7 l
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6 D2 r: G( K3 P3 o! G4 l9 o(轉)港式英語
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5 d/ Z+ Z6 ?3 O! y9 }% KPiano piano green 琴琴青
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: A2 H2 A" M1 c) o2 nPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 8 T) ~8 D/ H4 d5 w- o7 u
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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5 P X! C! r* Z- c, hYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? . T7 I( c* H4 x% f- k
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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! b! T1 m( m s+ }( X0 dIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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' {3 j1 e: d3 LFish skin~魚皮 。
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: l' k) n ~9 O# f0 {: MFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" & f! f) F: ~, {+ u- L
/ l9 O3 _( R6 q6 @/ @+ o2 SBlow water吹水3 X$ W$ |9 H- W4 e' w) ~0 g
3 S' P/ Y7 v( ^Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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) ]2 N0 a; I$ B0 w9 m: ~* dBlow chicken吹雞
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/ F- A/ n8 ~, p" w( V8 M2 gI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
2 ]+ s6 D6 x# o4 F4 v8 k* h& O我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 * n9 O0 `+ }7 n) y' H
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Face green green臉青青 。
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8 Z2 x& U% ^, {# B/ X! y"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ G* l" f8 t( n& Y% X; _, S
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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" ~- a- ]4 S' T% zYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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% h9 V, k: S. ?! v2 {- H1 ]You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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3 r; Z) p `! f! bYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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, z& L( f, Q2 D. T6 t- \2 Y) EYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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0 f& y- {/ s! J% }2 N SHow senior are you?你算老幾? . \& w- M8 \) |1 S
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ! o: T/ G7 X- v7 F" ?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 2 z' s; l' V) d) u) n2 l
1 Y8 }: m+ I% d: Z) dZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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$ [2 v( y, g6 s. q+ R4 NDo the world做世界 。 ' Q8 X3 o" a0 `, ^4 s1 w
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 9 Y" l# s" L7 c1 h' j9 I0 j2 v
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? # h+ p/ c- n1 C, [& v
$ L/ ~4 z+ \% `Cut girl 界女 ( n' ?8 n, {4 `5 ~
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 , q7 T4 ?6 q6 y; f4 {; B3 ^
' z8 \8 H8 J& B/ U: ?Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! I' G! X5 V2 M5 j% J- o
/ y! u! | g: y( r! SI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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$ ?2 @4 h; z+ u: D' U( OYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 2 t9 C3 m/ Y N" b7 `& K+ n4 T2 j
, C# ?8 n5 ]' D+ ?Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? }' u' }% m- }+ ~2 n
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 * A2 N# Q- t: s# \3 G! d% q
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ' O; A& G) K9 y, `2 y
) c# R( I9 h, }5 CHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
" I; Y! ^9 R W3 ]/ x你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 0 J2 @- e, c3 i1 M% s' v+ F
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) {! [: U* d1 z0 O0 w% dEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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1 K( ^ S) h/ vWear grass著草
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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+ {/ k5 P+ ^- _7 HHigh hand.高手
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! {+ s! j( ^/ s9 q7 {' ~A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 0 ]( L \, p% N1 O) B3 _; A
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Good mother.好娘
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& G8 p- j' D3 XYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 5 M$ c* s g; x0 A1 z0 y" D
; v4 B4 \" t6 A* q1 p9 b& q9 OWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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( D6 q0 F* j, h" b4 R# Z8 V& \+ JA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 , n. \3 G% y+ p4 @" w9 J: R+ S
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 5 i7 u" B2 A+ B% ?9 w, t* N0 c/ P
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 7 P: }/ O1 x2 R" X z& `6 T6 {1 Z
8 _5 o2 N( C) X5 `+ T: GHold hold water.楂楂水
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! N- O) ~ c Z- oPump water.抽水 1 E) q7 M+ s p
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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