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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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" {" y9 X$ Y2 T% A(轉)港式英語 $ @ E; l* H0 C9 N
) g1 H) ^* Q2 V8 ]. L3 DPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 4 S6 j- I6 m; C) R, D; e$ j
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! " d9 b0 ~. o8 s" K
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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; D" x& W! X5 d4 II give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! % d( q' X B7 u' L
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! , L c, g* ?- h0 n
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ) z8 c4 w w/ `) e, Q& }" z/ A; m
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Fall on a street@@ 。 # [: J, C/ R- V# V; a g' y
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fall on your street.""你個"K" + c2 c1 W$ X2 v+ t/ u
6 P0 [( J! @' JBlow water吹水
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) a6 B: ^- O3 h, w; v" K9 MMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 1 l, w; H5 f( _; k
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; D: i9 p4 L3 e% ^% z' A1 i
我吹雞打你班友 。 . p' c7 R/ T! F9 b" _: H
# `' a' S+ o+ I1 m9 ]$ @& p' MStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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) r) r$ ?6 J/ w) d2 Y1 ~5 lFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" M0 X& o, L! Y. Y
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 9 |9 d! ^# v0 Y% Q
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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) i/ R+ R# H! d6 s* J* `You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 # `6 n' w0 ~9 M8 \ Q5 b
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 - |6 L5 c3 j$ i+ |" i9 L5 M& [
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? {9 K$ m) m5 u
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Eat banana食蕉 9 R, C+ T# q( Z; |2 n
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 * g+ h6 m" |9 i
/ Q7 N5 w9 W% u% m8 X) DHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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; w; F7 C# v: t5 C1 q+ uWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ) f- h; C2 t' S8 k" o* i
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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* A# P& Z/ a5 P2 ]+ |Do you big me?你大我呀? : ~. y" _8 Q5 K$ `( ^
: x j' _7 m2 }3 p4 W2 Q3 ~Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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, c8 z* _- }2 PDo the world做世界 。
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9 o1 g) S2 h! H% K, cBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 8 Q* u P8 C- {/ J$ j/ M
5 F; E# `3 z5 v9 u5 h, rCut girl 界女 0 Q. ~) }$ V+ b- _7 V
" K4 W8 s$ h9 M# \" jThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 1 S3 g/ _# q8 v: y' n+ N
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Collect father收爹 : I- E5 S% [2 v; i+ i
# R) Z5 g0 `* m. @You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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! o2 s- K1 B' \; h' p$ I YDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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& C% Y' B3 K) r! V ^4 j) t2 FLaugh die me.笑死我。 ) s& w- E, \+ i! _# L: S2 L# z
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 6 m9 _' }0 ^3 o0 ]
6 }$ S( h n' ]/ k* D( IHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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2 H9 R% U# S- iYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
9 \$ I, s& G& P' n2 o你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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3 T/ }" G; p1 Q- I: @Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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$ Q3 a: M& }2 M; KKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! o4 u4 ?2 Z; e5 \; J' p! a
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Wear grass著草 ( h1 z6 V1 m9 M/ {( Q
% F ~( A, X) T6 @- _2 [7 @' uI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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- M6 k& f+ y1 P+ |9 [7 [I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! + y s* T' ?8 \: Z W- V
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1 S0 J0 J9 E/ iA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 4 q) Q6 N: I- t5 q% V
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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8 U- ~; ]8 R9 P1 k$ `Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 0 P; T3 I& ~3 h3 M! Q
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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0 z6 Z2 q$ f" UA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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1 y1 V- M! ]7 g, w. ~1 pMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 + B9 h. u9 v# Y, n2 f
$ u2 n$ c1 s& d3 w( \" [& ?) E8 UA dragon service.一條龍服務 * N) O% y; u& D
$ d% ~6 y/ [( ^, u$ J& x4 pHold hold water.楂楂水
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- c( n. G/ h6 a2 P0 G+ MPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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