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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 S' J( Q* F. d; S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 H& m# z! |/ r* C. |
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! m! _. m7 t+ m( L
a.They give like hell. 6 {$ u$ j+ s0 X
b.They do not yell.; m* @$ H. m# I, [
c.They do not tell.
: Q6 z, q7 ] b7 ?1 Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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2 ^' V u, U1 @3 u( [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# r: ]# b7 v/ k) C0 O* ]+ G! _
- a HEART to love him,
5 H' o% R5 R. p7 c8 p4 r- a DIAMOND to marry him,* b2 Q$ x y. b, R9 F. Z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 N# }& ^4 f) x4 h5 L% T
- a SPADE to bury him!/ `8 Z! M& l9 L k
) w0 S7 ]5 h# u- G: M# y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 J7 |# S6 A$ [$ H' A9 u. M* l# |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 V/ ?- W( \& I0 }2 K5) What is the strongest muscle?
% k8 x1 J( n5 y! w* uThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, O: I$ L3 ?& h6 r! d6 b
The arse hole is always in front of you.% c* o; u- _$ Y j* l5 s5 N: f3 z
2 z) x$ b6 F* u) q) i, q1 s" H7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, F n `1 D% M2 L$ H1 e. @! F
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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' o7 @1 M* {# \- }0 h: r$ T. g8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ X& h4 M4 l# O% z' G, UThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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