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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 d" @2 E, G' z$ s99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ M! P. R a) C, A fa.They give like hell.
8 P0 R9 N6 g) u8 A! y, Pb.They do not yell.
+ E# o7 e; t: {' }+ }c.They do not tell.; h a. e2 O3 q* M# {. S7 y+ H
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 U* u/ C. U, K7 v2 t% x: s
: F% t u9 b- N% w: k3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. I) O' O4 @. C( E- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 w5 R* R0 Z" o" y+ ^- a SPADE to bury him!! q3 p) s; \% T& `# Q @+ f
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, o& i& Y$ _; |- b0 I" NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 b! e5 h% B( M0 ]0 n% g$ r
! z8 @* y$ k5 q9 @0 C1 m0 R: t5) What is the strongest muscle?& ]9 |& }; ^" d3 u7 u5 s
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 f. A- a" E P( s" ?1 L8 p
' F. x8 g/ ?6 t! R) E- M/ _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* g; r' p& y+ T5 jThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* o/ L/ m7 L$ B* D a! P: |9 D: s, e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! M# K1 T, E7 q. p1 B* H0 R1 A
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 t+ o3 E8 Y3 |- |) r0 {; q; @5 q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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