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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 L$ j9 m' b4 K6 t99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 T0 @2 g$ K0 i' L9 W9 x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) Y% b& x8 W" Ia.They give like hell.
+ f0 Z3 {. r8 B4 M* K! ?: P' Mb.They do not yell.
, L" q- t9 w+ H! W9 I1 u, B" `) dc.They do not tell.8 H4 m& [( n" C/ B! E" o$ C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# h2 i& T$ T; V5 H' y/ z. r, [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 X/ P+ \$ Q) \/ L5 S! h# b% P& b
- a HEART to love him,8 i* u/ m3 f8 R( n
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- m+ u$ G% {1 ~/ q X- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 ]5 _* ^' D2 V
- a SPADE to bury him!8 O, _ H7 A" c( A0 G
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ l; K4 Q5 J+ M( V# o3 x
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; \6 s) u) R, G' X" s. U! R* v
+ p/ U* R5 R- t# L) e/ v4 e5) What is the strongest muscle?) I1 S' c$ q* G& m; w
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: [, I5 u& c. @& Q0 `
1 }: Z, x% r# H" H' d& o6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ k( a; _* D% E# C
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 ^+ B' f( |4 O
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 C' D" E& o, \
7 s) J$ _7 b8 J! G2 S8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 s# @1 E% a m( ~" O; l* p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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