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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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: v* ~" h' v! p; u0 `- e1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) G# N* H' k9 N' {3 h4 n6 F2 ]
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ d( x; `8 B! W, P0 {; [
a.They give like hell.
2 T/ ^. N `' n( V9 Pb.They do not yell.
7 F" N5 Q$ z& T5 z4 T N+ v6 Zc.They do not tell.* T) m( d$ ^0 b. Z/ m; T
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 _. J3 v. j+ f' r- ?" p9 q8 A1 y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,! w$ Y6 o; q: j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& V* O1 k& @' t$ t: ^, v
- a SPADE to bury him! A2 M" V: N3 o) }$ Y
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 h: y7 s& j$ d. B0 \7 c! J4 @' LBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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# L$ {) L6 I8 j5) What is the strongest muscle?% N! `* f1 E8 g# _, T- ~- r* \0 S1 P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ \5 @4 B) C8 x' ^
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. l1 Z5 }) v, o9 ~. IThe arse hole is always in front of you.# w7 }# f5 o) \
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 H# {* `& O9 \$ G4 J4 @; hWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, n h `* n' t) v3 a* b
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: S2 u, f o& L+ | ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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