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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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$ M$ J/ J {# G4 l1 l! t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" Z5 W9 ^# H- y* @) A99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. x6 g/ B: b& ]. O3 C) u' ~/ o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; O) c5 q: J3 @& g
a.They give like hell. , D/ e }; S) y% }% G+ O$ N9 L
b.They do not yell.. T4 A/ }8 W; k+ y$ N. D R+ \7 k
c.They do not tell. Y3 G3 @$ |6 m4 h: ?- M! E( A
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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`$ X W% \1 v! U3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# M9 N! H' Y2 ^: I
- a HEART to love him,$ i0 ~+ r9 `9 p& j5 G) R
- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 R6 h9 O5 k7 ~( @* d5 L! X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& \3 ~' X4 w! F1 S& M- [* T
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4 c/ O* [+ U. ^, I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% R3 T) ? h4 M. pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 Q0 g8 I. D" h4 q% m% a3 d+ YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' H' n; t$ y6 n3 I% Z3 J; ^# rThe arse hole is always in front of you.0 T6 A( M+ l: H1 R# w
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 B% r( D9 {3 D) b0 T: w, |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* s: X+ l/ A) r2 N, v) P
6 l" k& B& M; u; f% i8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, P, d- y- K" `4 ~& }The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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