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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 |6 U( m# q6 D o8 e+ \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 \* b7 B$ `- D( t% Q& @
a.They give like hell. 5 W6 g3 e6 [3 b# z! V
b.They do not yell. s% p( E/ ]4 z0 W! I! C
c.They do not tell." P' k L! j. Q, Z0 A% b8 ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ W3 V! U, c% D2 d" S* U- a HEART to love him,& y K, m8 J% d$ c. o: {
- a DIAMOND to marry him," Y8 t( T; e Y; c5 Y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 n# O4 s+ M+ T4 A, _, j- i
- a SPADE to bury him!8 ^. N: [; h4 X8 p) R1 W
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* b+ s% k+ J" D$ N0 b( N# b& {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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# J5 J/ F0 I* c C/ y" N5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 [, \3 A- x! o0 x4 {The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( Q- t, A8 x6 D7 e- `) C
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& S2 q( s* | O) t4 u% u
The arse hole is always in front of you.5 ]0 C$ D& t, l0 h
' U, [9 ?5 _3 U; K% W+ q+ r2 r* V1 l4 L7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( b6 ]& P8 [' s4 r2 Q# @* x; U9 L# i' J
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: A! \8 H% ]( X- L5 Q& E$ |
# @9 T5 Q4 y7 L' t- s; ~. D8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 M y# r8 z( P! {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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