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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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3 o# l) ?( L8 e% i% p7 k& o. x1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: N- |9 K5 V4 R1 K+ }% v$ A99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ z# l N6 S. h: G. ^
a.They give like hell.
: h" j1 \) q* h3 C8 @b.They do not yell.
+ F. M; x' P5 kc.They do not tell.' A3 E9 K7 A0 \" \. z3 i/ o
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." p/ y0 ?$ f- s4 w0 S/ ]8 _6 x# W
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! e7 `: P9 p5 M& y+ n
- a HEART to love him,$ d6 `4 l, z- A. J9 e- Z. u& T, Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' A+ f! x" _' j7 @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- y4 T, b, A! j# a
- a SPADE to bury him!
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( R1 j* n3 O3 N4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( S" P) ^; h. Q" O7 H5 ~
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ G" }- V% T! x! u( A* ~$ B7 U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. O9 `, {- X( H( t
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* N, z2 {$ M Y% `/ pThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" L% c9 h |% {( f5 `When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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; ?9 P+ h$ D+ S5 S8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" @9 D7 A) M0 I5 j/ d
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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