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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: G) w& Z% V( \) v3 d9 Q, d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% V) v7 O. n0 G" h6 g/ g# p! }2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% z6 K/ k$ \6 A* K0 F9 ~a.They give like hell.
1 O% f8 p! _& K+ L2 K4 }1 l. N& jb.They do not yell.
8 E! ]' Z- }3 V+ q" @" d- p: D6 hc.They do not tell.
$ [2 @8 `2 w' U& v5 Q6 hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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' F5 r5 A( ~( P1 l7 w& T3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% v4 J5 U4 s1 u4 a' v- a HEART to love him,1 N3 G' j) u0 y- R. f/ [( {
- a DIAMOND to marry him,: e# d% M% Q! f7 `8 x
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 v4 Y- L [/ M! q! O1 T
- a SPADE to bury him!/ T, l: @ c2 @7 P( ], O( n ]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( @' }, D3 z3 A: C1 y% H" Q: o1 O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ g5 y; O4 x" u1 ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* M. g) E' J& q6 M- g
The arse hole is always in front of you.# B3 R5 a( x. \9 _3 x( ^: T8 s0 M, G
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' I; X3 [" A$ e9 l2 A9 F. O# Z( v9 E
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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0 t5 U7 \1 g* v: g! [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. M3 u- P4 S% wThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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