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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ D$ i+ _. ~: ]/ ]' L+ h" ]
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ t% G8 e% Z" o0 f5 P' `4 |
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, v- G* W/ R- p/ ca.They give like hell.
7 Y0 W+ }9 S5 ]: y3 lb.They do not yell.8 w# m; s7 t, V# m: O; Z3 O1 ?
c.They do not tell., d9 n3 N% R2 W3 `
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 J0 f! A& J. B% q. J9 w) o3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% J6 z, |8 o. o$ \
- a HEART to love him,; e) ]# |+ w. q B0 M7 e% P. I5 k
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 a7 k; G2 {% q( H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
z6 |% ], ` @5 B, H- a SPADE to bury him!2 F( m/ f) X' h+ c9 ]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, Z( {* Z7 K$ t! EBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?- O! ]) x4 l) l. x |# k
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! |" c3 r' ]5 r0 H. k8 I) m
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- B" L# L# |& x2 [. o8 j+ {6 JThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 V) B1 Z8 M: a; ^( n8 B
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ j! E, f- D% K/ R2 PWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. M6 z: ^+ C1 X/ F: J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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