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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( ~/ Q, }. I8 A$ g* H1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 Z$ p+ g( a5 j I8 L
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 S4 Q) z. V/ B7 z8 ^
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 i; X. [1 |2 d% | r% _" h
a.They give like hell. k3 N2 c! k- }% }; ^* P
b.They do not yell.6 i) y* c" g( l1 R4 Y- ?
c.They do not tell.
& `3 q4 \3 h! ]" w- Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 L4 ~& w6 o, w5 A/ C1 ^% u5 |
1 y3 b/ K4 C# S' R b+ S3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- C- N9 f% J! z7 v
- a HEART to love him,
- w) p$ ^6 M j+ {8 E5 N! B3 r' n$ M- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 t( \# {3 w# A: c6 p! O- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# I' A% F( Y1 d! m
- a SPADE to bury him!, l/ b4 x, ]- N F
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! d; w8 y: G& u% J! _
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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- z6 _ b3 w1 ~% I& t& S5) What is the strongest muscle?: ]1 h9 l7 w+ b* Y: w
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! L2 _. G x: s
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? h8 u5 ]) {8 C2 r5 |
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) Z1 P; ?9 P5 d5 mWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 ?- v& Z- m! W1 B, {
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 [# l$ h$ X- A0 j% C* w) tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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