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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( I+ P$ G; O* w1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" H! x: k0 @7 d$ R99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 z" B0 N, v/ O' J0 T
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
M. r3 s3 d; Q. c! ^* ~) ba.They give like hell.
3 C1 i1 y$ j- x. C0 x8 W$ |$ F6 l" Lb.They do not yell." o4 A1 Z/ o: x9 X8 L
c.They do not tell.
/ |) w) n0 ? T, [6 kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* g8 L0 {6 ~0 h* u6 Q
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* G0 t% q9 x7 O* V2 |
- a HEART to love him,
- }, {* E ?) r5 L; a9 v. b- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 K# A6 n+ C# R3 @
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# g1 ]* Q4 u1 i- a SPADE to bury him!# o7 h$ S" t8 K1 J9 X; o( S
5 E( n7 y3 j! r) o2 P4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; c* }' N* t; D1 y. _' ~& T4 TBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?6 \" R' r; _2 ?1 }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 I7 J# L! g/ i# E; G6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! T5 w' O# Y D7 wThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 U8 G9 [. g/ b" YWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, \) _1 }3 ^: Y8 aThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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