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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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& P; B1 T' a7 p6 I$ L- s% Z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ |4 E0 v( q' Z' R
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' V/ H- d5 a4 S) g
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- K" l4 B6 O5 e8 A
a.They give like hell.
7 t: ~ ?1 D: y% E2 @- Mb.They do not yell.$ S2 S8 r7 n C
c.They do not tell.1 Z6 X3 @' k% c! Y; R& c
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 A. H' {+ Z5 R+ c- a HEART to love him,
8 v, y; e4 z# z6 G) j9 e- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 w0 g: b( z2 b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 R( p2 a4 ^# @' p- a SPADE to bury him!" Y/ G3 f5 W, `( C7 A0 V, a
! @3 K2 Y, A. u0 e9 i4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 ]2 c. Y$ U% {6 I3 M' Z% NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 v% m% W) k, D1 h& e, z
9 T1 R3 ~/ e7 e- R! _& n5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ B8 \8 z6 S- M( V+ b$ f& KThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" T/ L, X4 H) x/ E9 P+ c. L6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( _3 A, L v% g8 N* ?The arse hole is always in front of you.: n) E1 L4 g1 J" R) x0 Y4 g
. x& X8 m8 f1 d! R, Y! J3 O+ a7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; @8 M, [8 U" c/ L
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 d' M" q$ P! N" V2 ]4 @6 c
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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