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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: ?4 f- J2 P+ g! r7 p4 C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 e+ C1 x! @' n" _+ Xa.They give like hell.
. ^9 b* o) _* @1 M; lb.They do not yell.
/ z+ r' M1 l4 C% G. Lc.They do not tell.
0 r4 d. L3 x P2 ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; r+ A9 _& V) ?, |: y0 ]. D2 X
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 V5 A. S5 m, j; W, X: b }$ F5 B6 g
- a HEART to love him,
6 Y% C; C5 s' c, B6 b- I4 t4 @- a DIAMOND to marry him,, W' J/ |& A3 \$ a
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 z1 S( c" N) k! v# V* n
- a SPADE to bury him!
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5 S* ]; B; p, f( T4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 T. I! z/ N: v: H" m
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 l/ L. V/ B1 ~6 h# e2 N9 n6 p. J3 |
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 x: \$ C# ?" {3 N, g3 l( G! u8 j
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; o8 k. h7 T9 o5 |2 H `
5 x+ a: ~9 |; w8 M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 H$ }* y& b! X9 O
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ a! L5 w1 t. R7 B2 E2 K3 m4 r- d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 E* p, }8 |: n- L3 x5 D: z7 W
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; Q# m) }5 G$ `, A9 @5 V+ e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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