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1 So many people die, never see you die. * Q, E# `2 i/ d( ~
甘多人死,唔见你死。 ) i( E5 c5 x5 |# U/ p  }
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? - r% h$ V$ O$ N. E
你教我以后点出嚟行? 0 y4 U: o& {# W) W* g
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
* w" V) |7 o4 T0 v, C如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
" j  u7 g9 r, s  H7 ]$ N- d( R4 "I saw a pork chop"   b" v. h% |0 b7 y& U
我见到件猪扒啊。
3 F9 I: n5 f7 |+ t6 ]5 Are you road?
& Y# Q( l2 n1 J# U# Z你系咪路啊?
% l" o* x" M  Y, Z/ o, |6 What the water are you? . h. z' M( T3 p6 `0 t* f- M2 Z4 ~
你系乜水啊?
+ u- g0 l  J9 \$ ~- E7 Do you big me?
2 R9 L2 `1 n* P" h你大我啊?
4 h# S) j: q4 a. |- c: Y8 Zebra chops people.
+ c8 O* s- `6 a- R% m9 p0 k9 {班马劈友。
; O& Z0 O6 o+ v! j( h$ z0 H+ A9 The king of the cutting girl.
  p* s5 _/ i! w/ F# ~, ?界女王。 / W: e$ b, p; @: C
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 7 m+ x: Y" I( {* L- h7 e
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
$ `- f% o* r- k, e% p11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
1 P5 ?# b7 d+ a& c* I' J* X# J你当我无到? 8 o5 Y* W$ k0 u0 `
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
% [, E9 C& I9 A( J% N你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
& @, ~, \4 {% F& k/ u: E13 Today I was very black son. 1 w- W! p- {; U
今日我好黑仔。
$ h# M6 {9 f* t6 U& N/ [6 m" l  H, H14 I am wearing grass.
6 c+ j) r& U3 @( i我着紧草。 / G/ N9 j9 [3 f) r8 d1 j/ Q
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
+ i& }5 w  Y# X! u7 J( q你未够班同我讲数! * Y) V  {9 L- o8 @; U9 E  {0 t
16 Two beat six.
: u4 z7 ^; k1 E二打六 2 b) a8 C# k( B) m- r
17 Two five son.
' [$ K# j+ r: Q3 l二五仔
# l- H- X3 e5 d18 Piano piano green.          
. |6 e" f# L$ ]/ O琴琴青
' C3 a! S0 ~2 q1 W19 I give you some colour to see see.     
% N7 o, m% [2 U/ B7 b$ ~7 F( r( J5 u我俾D顏色你睇睇!
. \' Z$ \6 b/ [$ S  x  s9 t20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
! p. t8 y& s) e蠢蠢欲動 。
" m& W! c7 ?" S1 h21 People mountain people sea .     $ @# K# ^7 V6 M3 k5 H6 ?- V
人山人海 。
4 A- ^: q0 n" _  l22 How senior are you?          ) k% x7 p# E9 z8 n3 n8 a$ g
你算老幾? 1 S  I' A3 G6 m+ z
23 What the ghost are you talk?       x( M" _' B4 F% P! A0 p6 w, I
你講乜鬼?
- d) e' p1 ]5 q5 D24 I fear that you have teeth.          3 i1 q# S: S3 g) Y; k: \
我驚你有牙! 9 b: `5 k$ s2 o5 X) k2 z
25 Heart flower angry open.       ' h; P( I7 ]' |5 q% ]# {1 ^
心花怒放。   " g5 I& K* {5 d1 O
Fish skin * H% `; ~5 ^! m8 N: A! p1 ?
鱼皮 。 ; z; X, g8 _' r1 K" ~
Monster of blowing water. 2 Q" Z; C# F# G# m1 y- R
吹水怪。 4 ~4 X* H0 h/ U0 m; Q- w
Face green green
% |; ?! Y7 g9 Y; h. d. C, z面青青。
9 ]8 G& A0 z% QYou see road carefully ! a6 X7 s8 n. u3 }0 A! I# d* k& F- I
你小心睇路 * H  J9 h  T: ~
You go to street carefully
# H6 G9 T+ J! W6 H你出街小心D。
, }% q- `: `4 ^* l' [$ hDo the world
1 V# S& F3 Y# j0 }做世界 。 2 L: r! p$ t+ P8 U) A3 c* R, q' w" R
Big tea rice
, B. v+ A7 W9 x6 [% P2 T* A" k大茶饭 。 ( `* f; d; I: P( e! h
American chinese not enough.
8 v' F$ _5 [) Z3 n1 E美中不足。
8 t3 s8 i3 `" `King eight egg. 5 }9 @7 |  j; z$ V5 z
王八蛋 . V) F4 i1 J' @2 e5 M4 k! D
High hand. 3 [3 q: [% i$ V
高手
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Old dot.
6 g* \& |! G' Q5 \- E6 ]& h老点 0 i4 T: X9 w5 Q0 p7 i8 n! I6 t
One old water 4 V. a. D4 Q. e
一旧水
; H: d) l3 U. N0 Q8 Q8 UI know your mouse.
/ m/ _+ j3 r; ?4 K- U5 ]我识你老鼠!
/ `7 n( u" [% K/ }/ _5 UMeasure water/Pound water.
" \8 F- e( s# D  g. u$ b5 V磅水 - v9 M- B9 w1 {, \: M) c- A* B' E) d
A dragon service.
& O& W% h, y9 d4 Z一条龙服务 " k% a$ r3 X) m) n6 p, g
Pump water. ( S( P" l0 ~' }- c0 s; R6 |& f
**** ! j! A( u5 P! I% d. X
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
- U% y: N8 \+ s0 Y: g) U& `$ L7 E: H6 f) D我吹鸡打你班友。
2 n% b- P7 U# }You jump building.
) c7 D7 ~$ \# g& x/ w5 S2 E2 W- \你跳楼啦。
" U% H: l4 P6 f/ ^" ]3 z- EYou come back home and eat banana , F, i2 D- ~7 m
你返屋企食蕉啦
$ t( C# t: n3 I: T. Q% uI give you a hair.
3 y* ?6 p2 c2 n% {8 O我俾条毛你ar! % k% S! s& V1 @
2 O; @  C/ ]0 A" [( ~/ y) o
Collect skin
9 T- K9 H- ^8 M6 N2 S+ {收皮 9 s. S5 S; r' v
Collect father # Y& p* s6 A8 l6 M
收爹
$ c2 c7 ~, V, R' F0 ?% R6 b/ I* ZYou give me collect father. / O' R! w* E! `' p7 s3 [7 T: E
你同我收爹! ) p7 ]1 V( v; e5 P7 z0 o* a
Laugh die me.
" E: n* A0 O' h. C5 g笑死我。
" `" J; x: j, r/ C% u8 P  DYou give me stop. 0 B3 L6 V8 D& A. H, L1 g$ A
你同我企系度。
; J6 @7 [! R; [" p5 k( H; @Eight woman " J; K  x& {2 [! Z8 n
八婆 ! x8 Q5 H' Z3 Q# i
Eight woman,you are good!
+ t' O( B& S; K6 d/ f; ^& I+ B八婆,你好o野! 1 c( |' H( Q) w& R
What the spring do you do?
/ S/ ~( Z0 x7 [' V0 K$ C* L# i你搞乜春啊? 7 v, R+ r/ T7 B3 j/ x! d' a
A dog of eating dung , L/ l" V, a5 o" B6 [# i* q
食屎狗 1 h" G5 y% E6 T$ C7 A
A ghost of ass ; [) V, Z6 Q6 S: S
屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....
4 f6 r' L8 h. G3 X6 d- r/ \) ~' S都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 , {. B* \/ F: B# x( P) x, _

! R/ ^+ v3 i9 g  `totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......& P: Z  B7 p6 H( _0 _
this is not hong kong style english.....
0 {& A2 m" M/ q0 s$ P" k! I+ lthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
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i've already ban this shit...
# ]  z4 p( l* t, O) W! Y. }/ Rdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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