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1 So many people die, never see you die.
  F& t* [3 H3 D% c8 u  u2 T甘多人死,唔见你死。
* v- l. e$ v5 e* U) I2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ( d+ w  z) U7 R* z- w
你教我以后点出嚟行?
+ l! s  k6 T9 P5 }7 B3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
6 y( q) _' Y4 H; s如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。   c* m( v% h( K- s2 e7 p
4 "I saw a pork chop" : Q5 S+ X, B; C8 z
我见到件猪扒啊。 ' }! [. |' K; y1 D( Y% i; H0 V" x) f
5 Are you road?
5 w$ [% u* }8 X  ^  N& C你系咪路啊?
3 }. N" c, x4 u6 What the water are you? ) e# z$ M" g  B' c6 Z
你系乜水啊? & ?' W3 ^7 P& K
7 Do you big me?
) J% b  h4 J6 P( I7 c# a* t1 M* I你大我啊?
" s9 l3 j9 v; O0 s2 g$ l8 Zebra chops people. / t5 {6 |# i& `6 U  O4 N+ l9 z
班马劈友。
. i7 S9 c. e9 D' i9 The king of the cutting girl. ( |" R( w6 F) [, H( q
界女王。
* `& w; O4 M1 p, C2 u10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
3 k: |% \- F) W: y批我个头俾你当凳坐。 * P! t3 J# w2 w0 ]5 e0 c( V0 p: S9 Z, i
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?   K9 C2 T" L5 \/ o$ m: l
你当我无到?
6 k* I; Y8 q; M( j4 P1 r6 P" c12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
3 C3 V9 C% L4 O7 N7 }% p5 z# W你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上! , d( ?# b& ]! Q8 h' C2 H( L) u
13 Today I was very black son.   M& N' @. R* ?  T1 W
今日我好黑仔。
0 i. v4 G7 V# v% ?8 v2 A14 I am wearing grass. / L  x% {, Y! G1 T* \7 |
我着紧草。 5 ^! B1 r' y1 j) _  e3 {! U
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
& \! I4 J5 A9 @- F! P! ^9 }你未够班同我讲数! 9 l( u/ T1 N8 K4 C7 w: }; u
16 Two beat six. 2 g4 a/ u7 U" m! x/ _0 h4 N
二打六
2 d* w: d' w; @4 A17 Two five son.
1 Q7 E8 o( j5 v3 W$ M' s1 ], ^二五仔 3 V4 e! A- |4 X  o. w- {8 D
18 Piano piano green.          
; c& I+ Y7 w5 P琴琴青 6 y2 w2 I! w. M7 D2 I
19 I give you some colour to see see.      ! I* R9 t% j+ Z9 N: p5 l9 y: i: v
我俾D顏色你睇睇! * Y- k# F8 d% w+ A2 z
20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
, _0 w: _5 `+ J$ v7 w( W蠢蠢欲動 。 , [/ J8 l3 K) d
21 People mountain people sea .     0 j) Y/ W  Z/ K  W4 M2 H
人山人海 。 6 d1 x/ m- N; s
22 How senior are you?          # ^8 \2 ~7 [6 ~# h4 b9 `) ~/ V5 f
你算老幾? ; J/ {6 Z) y% k, R3 Y7 n
23 What the ghost are you talk?     + L/ C$ R) p9 y' H9 P( Q
你講乜鬼?
  G: C0 F% `7 R3 u1 C4 `6 q/ I  ~, @24 I fear that you have teeth.         
! |) b. k7 w8 V# t我驚你有牙! % d2 O8 K( T& \/ R! ^7 l. x* T
25 Heart flower angry open.       + R+ y& R$ p  A/ {: J1 ]
心花怒放。   
8 H, n, o1 M! _: N$ D. b' z: IFish skin
$ s$ I: w. r2 t" E6 L鱼皮 。 8 V' U( O3 B$ L
Monster of blowing water. / b) j6 [, T& U$ |+ G0 K
吹水怪。 " i7 i' ]' O+ r3 K7 {" v
Face green green " p" W" K( U8 ?" {; X- E
面青青。 5 B9 m, u7 D1 a
You see road carefully
4 n9 G* q( I* @# ~) m" T- N你小心睇路 ! A" j* Y* L" A' k( C
You go to street carefully + o* R$ q9 C3 G8 x
你出街小心D。
( c6 d& q7 @) D( Z, [* mDo the world
8 B& J( C7 @) P2 W做世界 。 8 G3 y2 b9 u. }. X0 h
Big tea rice
% [9 Z2 y3 W. O% n( ^大茶饭 。
; p$ s' |! T/ G; aAmerican chinese not enough.
% ?8 ?' y0 ]- a( C" p9 q美中不足。 / X7 Q, S9 ^0 S5 ~+ ?) ?* |
King eight egg.
1 u: I" E& {$ Y9 \- I. O0 y王八蛋
7 i  b$ l! J# x3 B7 zHigh hand.
+ Z7 _4 k$ h+ U$ d高手
$ ]% @# x# r, @1 ]  c% g" ^
" Q- T4 B# r  A. cOld dot.
; _( K# g8 S7 n老点 * d' F( o) o+ Z7 x# s1 i
One old water
- N7 V8 K0 z! m+ ]一旧水 - A7 s7 i: S; B
I know your mouse. # @8 ]+ S/ ]1 K5 G' b" k
我识你老鼠! ) ~5 P( m" Z1 ^
Measure water/Pound water. , j, I; Y3 A8 F
磅水
5 q* O4 ]& F# q& S, YA dragon service.
* c& I; _$ f! ~8 S, S# Y( K+ ~& S一条龙服务 $ N% |5 o# l' @( b
Pump water.
1 ?' ?1 A- h: Z! ]. M, m2 |****
' M6 l& k0 j9 e6 M" uI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' Y8 X6 X1 n2 Q( S* V
我吹鸡打你班友。 4 N7 q/ b- U: q  Y$ E0 s
You jump building.
! h' I' \! b3 t你跳楼啦。 / t- H; G( J# ?4 q+ j
You come back home and eat banana % ^  U3 }- G- r( l0 r7 m
你返屋企食蕉啦 6 k: W: Y& h* d, L
I give you a hair.
5 W5 c: i4 a1 d" {5 y4 g" s我俾条毛你ar! * F0 \4 |4 Q4 b5 e( c; O# Y* U% R2 R
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Collect skin + w0 X1 Q. n$ t2 M: J% ~& n
收皮
, b: [5 H2 n. XCollect father
: p5 {9 ^2 p9 k% k( v3 \6 ^% O4 |收爹 , S+ K6 V' I$ n5 O) }& [) {
You give me collect father. 9 G' X$ f( O. o. U
你同我收爹! - E. Y* O* P4 n. p, ?2 ]6 a( [) u
Laugh die me.
! _. C2 |) k8 v笑死我。   ]. f$ E4 Y4 t$ H, S& u
You give me stop.
. {+ O& T& P" h! j你同我企系度。
  c& a% B8 C2 {% ^( P1 _Eight woman
2 D& v: y2 B0 }9 g八婆
7 f0 k  F+ e( g: nEight woman,you are good!
9 {+ E* O4 ^, U八婆,你好o野!
' _( Q- [  Z$ y. ]! |' c- y6 KWhat the spring do you do? # q8 f4 s+ `. r% v) |
你搞乜春啊? % x! f2 H! _2 J8 k% o* w) b
A dog of eating dung 2 \1 p- ]* ^3 B- f
食屎狗
, z3 J3 H% s6 X. P* KA ghost of ass
9 U2 B; A3 [5 B' ^屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....( N7 v, D% L) }* u0 y
都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 . a2 C5 r& F- n, K7 f9 L1 C
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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
% E' v! {6 V0 v1 @+ Bthis is not hong kong style english....." e" O. [, }2 d* @
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

! |/ G( ]1 i- P3 h: i' M, pi've already ban this shit...7 ]+ d2 Z- S8 \' n5 g0 E5 Y) V
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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