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1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 o& M1 X; E- Q7 M3 [# s
甘多人死,唔见你死。 3 W# q( Q) i; Z3 o
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ' k0 d$ s: @: A( o: |7 _- W2 D
你教我以后点出嚟行? $ E* Y4 W% T" z! Q! u8 P+ U: A
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
3 m- h: C7 l8 _/ C& [* j如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
( x3 ~- k; ]- t# `/ Q4 "I saw a pork chop" 3 G$ H" j1 @7 T% X7 T9 o
我见到件猪扒啊。
1 Z5 K7 w2 F$ `( M& f  g5 Are you road?
4 y8 N: u* [8 x* c( U你系咪路啊? ! i* S$ @9 x3 n8 q5 ~/ e
6 What the water are you?
1 P- c5 V  p" z你系乜水啊? ) R# k- K  y( v' [) V6 P( d
7 Do you big me? - {' `. N! q$ j* R! M
你大我啊? & X; X- k" f$ A
8 Zebra chops people.
  S$ F' U! o8 f. m2 [班马劈友。 1 {' C. v- j* w# W- G
9 The king of the cutting girl. " n8 _$ `9 N2 U3 T  ?$ @; \) O
界女王。 : T. M3 ~; {- Z4 Y+ M7 G
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
( X, x0 w7 b  ]+ p  Q7 b5 o批我个头俾你当凳坐。 / b* B1 A& [9 |+ i9 h
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
* v% J/ D# j) Q; j8 a, n你当我无到? 7 P) I" q4 b" U/ X9 m
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
8 K' o/ N5 M& @$ J% E你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
/ @) c  m* l( Q1 O2 [7 J13 Today I was very black son. 9 G* S: X. ^& c  F% j6 h
今日我好黑仔。
' C* ?4 T% F- o" j: K9 w14 I am wearing grass.
' j. _' w$ |8 ?* Q1 s: F. ?我着紧草。
2 N* F* t$ m! V: l  \15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
- t1 N4 H% [0 H: u你未够班同我讲数! ( B7 z/ ~- a: Y
16 Two beat six.
) g0 |; h: n5 p" |" ?  n二打六 + n3 `! [( z$ ^2 V
17 Two five son. ' U3 t! }: g# O" ^5 p# O
二五仔 3 k5 k1 h9 I2 Z' q
18 Piano piano green.           . E# @5 K$ i. m; n; J2 p
琴琴青
0 n. `8 y& y4 w0 S) Y8 t2 F& @; [19 I give you some colour to see see.      ) C% T) i& ~6 S2 d
我俾D顏色你睇睇!
" j/ }  P9 L8 N" k. {20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
; d  Z) a& U( z' _: a蠢蠢欲動 。
7 a* t& n, N( G) q21 People mountain people sea .     ) ~% l8 ^5 [' M3 E# q  ?0 P
人山人海 。 0 j, D8 o* W/ Q9 f( L: P: m# k
22 How senior are you?         
* z- r& J# m% e% t8 q$ q你算老幾?
! s/ c+ r3 o: [8 _3 g4 m; Q) ?, @, ?23 What the ghost are you talk?     ( v! i, f( K3 j/ {1 t
你講乜鬼?
$ x7 b4 v% x4 p1 c24 I fear that you have teeth.          - s( C  q" L% Q
我驚你有牙!
/ D4 E) n" ^1 O  ^" O1 D9 l  {; H25 Heart flower angry open.      
/ w$ F5 v' z* V7 V' e$ z" ?$ f+ p心花怒放。   
6 A4 O1 P! M( MFish skin 1 W" l  M- }. I1 @, U2 W
鱼皮 。
. ^# t/ c, U* ]" CMonster of blowing water. : [' r4 L+ M  w" D  S# I# E
吹水怪。 + v* y& c" ?4 B- |1 T/ m: A! D
Face green green 3 c" v9 g: J, m- u1 J4 S% O# H
面青青。
- O4 G4 [3 B* `# i' yYou see road carefully   T+ B% k' m5 ~1 b
你小心睇路
( }8 k4 C2 T& A  _0 HYou go to street carefully , \# ?( }6 w. ?7 E
你出街小心D。 . u6 Q9 w& s4 O5 d8 |: z
Do the world   H: m2 e, z% G/ D/ z7 F) E- B' d
做世界 。
9 k. C* k7 ]* ^: hBig tea rice . s* [0 O1 K0 n6 g6 @) z  B: s5 N
大茶饭 。 / J3 O+ b* W& x- ~7 N4 \3 o# d- W
American chinese not enough.
9 _& ?( a+ a6 f3 y美中不足。
" q+ E% r7 D8 u! E" K/ e' P$ [5 ]King eight egg.
$ Q/ j2 ?; _: |8 ]0 y! V/ R王八蛋
: l! ^( L7 k2 S5 E( }; p& D% UHigh hand.
. G: F: ~' i, u& N, }' F8 H高手
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2 E7 _* |& t; X6 xOld dot. 8 X; ~$ M& t/ U" \, ?* P0 t8 I
老点 2 Y6 F; _4 w# x2 H
One old water
2 Q7 C& N/ k, o( H, u1 E4 {3 ?0 R一旧水
% Z/ l$ y5 W2 s) e: A9 k7 u5 ?I know your mouse. " D; Z" E, Q- N# M6 C+ _6 ^
我识你老鼠!
1 ~0 `: f6 [6 ~+ y  OMeasure water/Pound water.
! a2 ~% `) t* }( s+ V" e磅水
- a: B8 o# E- f$ cA dragon service. " ?2 e- y* i) k. Y2 s5 A& L
一条龙服务
3 m6 i1 b0 p; `( j6 LPump water. ! @, d9 A  U0 D) d4 @
****
  V, f; K* d' v6 {; z: e3 vI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 \# \) B7 ^* h2 k  r
我吹鸡打你班友。 " X: @2 B" {8 J' ?0 L
You jump building. 5 M- l  x& K, P  ^
你跳楼啦。
7 a2 R! u& N) _3 b. BYou come back home and eat banana
2 y  T! ]) s2 }. P/ Q你返屋企食蕉啦
+ M7 q5 v) D. q  w3 ?I give you a hair. & ~/ |: W  v! k* C
我俾条毛你ar! - Z" p/ ~4 g2 I  R

$ m6 j9 A) g+ R" V: b- K* P$ GCollect skin
8 ~2 d" d( n3 Q6 [收皮
) p* d+ E5 V7 t1 d% t1 aCollect father , h  v9 ]& ?2 a
收爹
, g( g& p; C  S, AYou give me collect father.
$ @5 v8 P9 M5 b6 C( W你同我收爹!
  V5 h. X) c9 v# p' YLaugh die me. 5 j" b/ o; z# @+ [* F1 }, j
笑死我。 / Z. r/ n( ~$ n, f' A2 a, K! p
You give me stop.
2 M5 W# d5 F) }9 r5 v/ B6 {$ k" Q6 x你同我企系度。
$ ]2 ^2 G# Y0 @& W/ gEight woman " x  x7 |9 t1 D/ V. J0 V
八婆 8 s; U$ N$ a/ _/ ~
Eight woman,you are good!
. r8 |7 {8 \3 _1 h4 U" C. E八婆,你好o野! " R9 C; k+ A9 w3 _
What the spring do you do?
& b; H' K! p- q. E4 }2 J# Z1 u你搞乜春啊? 7 H8 `  L- Y' O  \5 G+ A5 ?
A dog of eating dung
  ~9 A" p; @* i食屎狗 + @' J: b) C/ G7 W  U
A ghost of ass + _3 F* e+ O5 W: n% E
屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....
! l$ {$ }* n' S; e6 v+ |都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 4 S3 F- n  g5 \, R
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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
+ D1 D) \& P2 T+ J( Lthis is not hong kong style english.....
( P% c* T- a# q5 fthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

3 G8 K! b* `) w0 G, H! c. ki've already ban this shit...
3 r2 _: \: Z* X6 U: h2 Ddon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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