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1 So many people die, never see you die.
! @/ q0 d/ q+ d0 Z甘多人死,唔见你死。
  r$ A) Y# @  s4 o- Y2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
+ |8 V* w; A! \- E0 s# x: p你教我以后点出嚟行?
# _4 h" f# z, q! @) D4 v3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. % {1 ]1 f* U) n+ h" [/ P
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ( d2 k! J! [; B" @, G9 Y/ q: v, r4 v
4 "I saw a pork chop" ) ~# \' o2 h& B8 N5 P
我见到件猪扒啊。 " S; W5 x6 _4 p4 y& D& J
5 Are you road?
( j* d1 a5 C5 L7 _你系咪路啊?
/ ?9 f5 p+ ]2 q$ z+ R/ U7 e1 c5 p6 What the water are you? , N  M6 I1 M! v8 X' u3 r5 B
你系乜水啊? , T+ c( o( g) n$ h, c# w$ c
7 Do you big me? + Y) u" G8 N7 j* b4 c  t) N
你大我啊? . K: r. P! A4 d7 r1 Z
8 Zebra chops people.
2 V' ^8 P+ @# d& f% L$ p班马劈友。
& ]. a7 N/ p& C3 \& N, h# V2 l9 The king of the cutting girl.
! r# c( [  [' o9 Y6 Y界女王。 ' R! U, v; a% {7 C
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
+ z% K5 m  a. z) v5 E* S  h  d批我个头俾你当凳坐。
# m/ G8 r  k' [5 _+ }. I' u+ g11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
( x. F% e% N4 N) N7 f1 M9 F% c你当我无到?
: z! J* b8 o. U+ R12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
9 Q8 L( ]- Z3 G6 @你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
  O. |$ U2 t/ b* D  t' J13 Today I was very black son.
+ Q% c+ \: E  [+ N今日我好黑仔。 4 K5 |/ U8 b* ]
14 I am wearing grass.
+ q) m% k* R+ a! d8 y我着紧草。
4 ]2 I  N# T8 C15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! * L: r5 k9 [& k! J, O' H
你未够班同我讲数! ( J! q, z7 V3 b/ U  U! D& C
16 Two beat six.
1 H2 @/ \" r9 `% U' r二打六
6 G' n% g, h  u7 l$ B* v6 l17 Two five son.
$ B: |. B9 n' q二五仔 4 }( R$ s# h& n+ j9 b+ n! D* K9 q
18 Piano piano green.           + U+ J+ w. j8 ?9 Q
琴琴青 " J) j  o& ~4 u6 g4 j* V' \: _3 Y
19 I give you some colour to see see.      ( U) L( e( k3 c+ c% H2 l' _' P
我俾D顏色你睇睇!
. t; ]. r4 z7 O( M* u20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
7 L: D, f( X$ R* F蠢蠢欲動 。
5 J7 o, z% n9 I- W21 People mountain people sea .    
- j2 [% w) t9 g6 w9 f4 E人山人海 。 " e1 r, [, g% v  `7 B7 O
22 How senior are you?         
; [% v( t8 z, \. G你算老幾? " Y+ R; Z9 L. f- Q; F7 `
23 What the ghost are you talk?    
2 g/ K# H3 X5 V9 B你講乜鬼?
1 z. d. Y7 b4 O2 F" t* |6 @8 ?24 I fear that you have teeth.         
5 p5 r- D; k2 _' R' M) L' g我驚你有牙!
3 G" L  h$ ^3 q9 j# {25 Heart flower angry open.      
9 v$ @3 p. l! p心花怒放。   
- B. s1 X% z0 G4 T3 r# a& XFish skin
3 U8 a# d- t. O. ]' a鱼皮 。   T6 B6 ]5 M# R6 q8 p
Monster of blowing water.
# T; g3 g& W6 c# l$ |& `- g吹水怪。 " N, n# m! b2 L
Face green green & X# {2 [3 _( Q- Y1 D: }$ L
面青青。 9 C' ^& J* y9 t% L% E3 N
You see road carefully
. y* ~+ {1 X9 m2 `7 \6 P, F% k你小心睇路
1 q0 G8 a0 I4 PYou go to street carefully 2 r) z3 S  Q) [6 c  _2 ?
你出街小心D。 0 S' s4 _, M) H! W% h2 f/ j
Do the world " O8 t0 u7 t0 g- ~2 Z" c
做世界 。 " q6 {' q" A! q( S. j* n5 Q! Z: c
Big tea rice
, [$ k% b  y7 O" |大茶饭 。
+ D, ~& c# t0 S8 Y! E* cAmerican chinese not enough. 3 X) J- w  @8 P3 p5 @% A
美中不足。 6 P- D$ g  }! E% ^% @1 h+ \
King eight egg. # H& p. [2 |- ?+ \& i# @
王八蛋
0 b7 W' V; m: ?% iHigh hand.
8 y; M; b  a( {4 N8 ?4 a. W* k高手 / |8 W4 U9 c7 }6 W

7 m/ I# f) |! k/ x( eOld dot.
" Y" D- N6 d& b- w8 r/ Z: _! W, T老点
% Y* y+ f0 e6 |- HOne old water 9 y9 E- R3 g. p4 H0 v( y
一旧水 2 T. e# S% m3 ?$ H% f
I know your mouse. 3 ^! K/ p8 b+ H9 s0 Z6 `, D
我识你老鼠! 8 f6 B. \- `7 Y4 J. O. c
Measure water/Pound water. $ ~( }9 p/ `9 I( u7 O
磅水
  {, y4 |. `+ NA dragon service. ! C5 Y* }& I9 }1 s5 F4 [
一条龙服务 - M9 U8 g/ b2 }: V. M( m4 O
Pump water. , u5 k# [- c( F, V. Z
**** 0 h/ w8 h+ \+ [
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 r! R" u& ^+ O3 H3 A我吹鸡打你班友。 & ]+ l9 S2 j4 `# c' W* j; m) T0 ]/ P
You jump building.
1 M2 s9 u' z8 B5 p" V: V7 c你跳楼啦。
5 [$ ]( b4 I  E  m, }You come back home and eat banana
' \. Q. u. o0 p5 D" l你返屋企食蕉啦 1 z& z, n8 @1 X3 Z
I give you a hair.
. m" W! b# \2 o! w- h& ^我俾条毛你ar!
2 @/ H$ u, {. G4 F/ g6 F0 [  q* n& J3 s( }9 B# [* d6 T; B/ y
Collect skin
) c( X, t3 m3 M5 q- \+ ^) y& _收皮 2 f1 |. Q1 |4 q" N- _0 \
Collect father 0 m- m9 `% |& z: @2 k% z  U) g
收爹 . ?# J1 z) Q; f1 Y3 ~
You give me collect father.
! o3 c5 r2 H: \, W0 U  {, K0 f你同我收爹!
& a) X5 ^  ~# a* FLaugh die me. + J* G4 O% J+ e: }0 }  w
笑死我。
! e0 k3 G/ r5 F% sYou give me stop. & W" x! w( K4 B9 r/ Y
你同我企系度。 * w, u- V( r1 m8 R3 I6 |- L- M+ D
Eight woman 8 N4 O) v' @0 Q& \- S
八婆 1 P- R8 m0 ^7 w1 @
Eight woman,you are good!
& |! C  b+ R1 T: Z1 i& j6 A' [八婆,你好o野!
! Y; e. K' Z8 b: ^  TWhat the spring do you do?
* E2 U0 A1 c8 E你搞乜春啊? ' K; s% U* I4 C$ Z2 H8 Q; ^
A dog of eating dung
7 g0 m. u! ~6 f) L' M食屎狗
2 [, \& g/ s- ^3 i: UA ghost of ass 9 _3 u; M  _1 {4 O2 P: \) P
屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....
) P# p* c! z5 B- v都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 ) h+ c! y: ^9 z) [

7 |$ J/ u" i, {2 htotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
& G7 e; e0 d/ i5 f3 zthis is not hong kong style english.....  o& N1 c  H! i4 p
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

1 S, B* m8 e+ B; O: e: \i've already ban this shit...
; l+ Z6 M- X( @don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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