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發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM
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睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 j* U( ?. @" H! I) n. T! m- N
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了
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1 y6 a1 Z9 T6 d% _7 I* {. WLook how many calories you can burn: ( b4 w3 S+ f- K9 y% c
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里:
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 # m8 h9 g$ W% u" c3 J
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 / i- z: B! C2 O) v2 \1 Y
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡
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" ^! d% S. \9 N* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 0 @! B( i: v% W# C; R* O# D
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 " C# [$ N) I. r& _6 G8 k* F* L
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡
1 F) p% p' q# ^& D" n$ T4 bWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 : S; P' {! J* h6 x0 W
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 8 M5 U8 _5 Q/ Z2 I
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套
7 | ?5 Z1 Y9 q* }/ B+ V2 T4 YWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 $ X5 c; I* |6 k- ]& A8 z
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡
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9 e1 r: q& K( w) ~: ]* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 [6 C2 N+ E2 ~8 N
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 0 E/ U! h7 L4 a6 L1 c9 H% C
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
0 `6 g1 k7 G/ M b: O; o% j/ JWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 z8 J' I3 b, @
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候
9 r. h& T4 S9 r- F7 }' p5 gHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 & a. U4 @1 p' ]6 {& {
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 " {4 R* Q+ N2 |7 `$ U. B$ \
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; m) B8 h: m- { h' Q- v% i* POSITIONS 姿勢
+ G, O% w& B( y; S0 zdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡
, D, \% x6 Q$ W9 k5 p# C; q5 `69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
# N$ U& M$ ^4 c! y69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡
- k( \7 p5 k# L# @Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 j; `" i4 J, O* b1 `1 ?
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 1 e3 b) e9 i$ @# u" m% B
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/ L% r: w, a" c* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮
# y6 F6 q; h4 H' ]# |Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡
" p$ J7 O4 n1 ?% Z8 k! `% ]Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 / V8 Y+ S+ g/ i1 Y9 Z& ^
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ' a, N# V( R9 K- U
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡
& o! P! C# G6 V0 mJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡
' L9 R; H% }+ i6 }7 X; rExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ( I# o, f+ F6 q7 c. o8 Q* t
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4 w" @ ^ K4 P9 l* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起
5 P. c2 T0 g" s) _! M) \5 `Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ! v( S1 h% H9 x& j) Z4 q; X
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡
0 M1 Y; F' N p( \from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡
7 O! }) P7 _0 t* k" Tfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡
9 F9 ~( s2 Z5 w; M6 B) [0 efrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 * ?) y- ~7 _" N' M
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡
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. M- t5 Y' f3 S# Y; I3 Z* P* `3 B" eQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡
* I5 o t2 B5 A& @Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 : l" K( H/ n% V {4 ?+ K- K" J
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡 |
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