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人之初:At the beginning of life.   ?  Y  G, J+ _& m2 M5 p& {$ b3 E
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性本善:Sex is good. 4 D: n, m: I% x

% T: [( U# @, V8 P性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 0 y9 Q, ?5 b& Z7 I

. R( I: s. P0 i習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 \! n$ D+ O; T0 g
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # M* K0 l9 H7 B1 ^3 p+ g

& g; [, }' X9 R1 {* O教之道:The way of learning it   p7 p& O0 S# [; I
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ) X* k! {% E3 A2 `) `, T6 N$ `

' R; k: p6 i# \+ c! c# x昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . o; ~, n) G. n  Y
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. $ S7 e7 u5 s/ V  R4 T6 s9 v

4 c0 k* u( f- V" S) i: d. G- C子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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( g6 V& _" c+ B7 ~% r  v3 z; b# D竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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+ |, t. ^8 |  D, \有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 M2 G7 e1 O9 r; I% r) z6 O" w

; ~% S# x4 n( R+ q0 o. k教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 `, f" o( Z8 z
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 |' N0 W$ o6 e, u8 t

: @: L& N$ O  ]* ?6 F$ A6 }師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. / |; Q0 L7 q) R. L9 S) n

7 I5 x5 u* G7 @2 P: B" t& Y子不學 :You may refuse to study this / t! E+ K$ R" @' O- B  E* |( n

2 ?( D1 B& I% H9 r, @# h8 J非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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, {  q+ `; T0 L' r) e% c2 ^幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ) i6 U! u& Y' F* i. g! @
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, : d/ I. w3 [$ p) M

' j1 E& o* l% \6 m不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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5 @2 s! y9 c6 g人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 0 q+ j+ F0 L3 G9 p/ h1 F3 `

; i0 q# j3 O3 @- m' l不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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