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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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  c1 X. Z- c5 i性本善:Sex is good. ' A5 J* z7 I: I% G! |5 ~7 [! S
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 0 G9 H9 k' c% {

. ^- D+ L9 a0 v# N  t習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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2 ]' a' d" t2 N% c8 F: y5 A+ P/ G1 w性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ; H; X- L' B1 }  J$ b. A
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教之道:The way of learning it . P0 z1 }$ |8 Z
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   s% |! t* v% F+ ~# ]" y6 b

0 }% O- K) r6 n3 Y9 f昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 n: D( ^$ ?5 w" v" t5 Y
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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# O. L# X5 t2 r3 P/ S斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 7 w" A; E# @1 P' A, H

- r. ^1 e1 f5 t/ {* V教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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: S' n. c- v0 r/ M3 X. ~養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 8 E0 L# F$ m/ E: R
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 p' S/ C( b/ r; `/ V
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . t' t5 x9 q5 E: w- x1 U
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this % O% ]/ H7 {: x  o

0 d7 C  O& ]: O2 o非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 7 V$ X, Z/ `9 B
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 L# D3 q/ R1 l1 A" x

& M  W7 R) R3 h/ L0 H老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 X8 ?6 l; N' `4 R+ ]
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " C9 d- M. L) @
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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- K4 e0 E5 @, F3 ?1 p不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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