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人之初:At the beginning of life. : K) f! b, |% [( Z2 v

' x8 [) C3 ^! }. m" H性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ( J. W* G' A" Q7 K

3 D4 P& h; q1 P" }7 t! S3 h+ z( p苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ; F2 v3 I( x2 o! o) R

4 U, O1 u. L( @教之道:The way of learning it
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/ _7 W4 i/ e9 e4 x貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; V) H8 r% G( v# b6 b* J

7 o' V/ Y' K1 ?; t% u昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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3 s8 s2 w7 o! i0 ^1 U擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 2 k  N# g; [/ g8 g
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it # _) I) H- K7 X3 t/ q+ U' b, O

- K; s1 Z' c  c9 ^4 l2 O名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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5 G: A6 @1 ~+ F, |養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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% D* ]8 I6 S! \師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, . ?% q" J& A' p# c; j

: X% p8 Z8 Y' ?& E8 r老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 P$ v1 d, ^' z

( e+ `4 v# y  ~, ^  f玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 4 Q: B% A6 n% X( _" z
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. * [' g0 T/ \, c" d" g# Z
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . P+ p2 F" b5 ?, k+ A, G+ Y. d

/ _- W9 z! Q+ _5 _2 h不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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