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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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4 V7 w  Y0 o6 j性本善:Sex is good. 6 K  u8 }8 V( O, A4 C& H. @$ C2 \
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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2 P0 z9 K+ l; O+ y習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . B' I9 M% r8 g  @
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 3 Z  d! ~1 Q, y

! k# O, `0 L* u4 B3 `$ D教之道:The way of learning it 4 u+ y  U' \9 ^4 c1 V0 b% ~" t/ T
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( L1 N$ |! V: u
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng + d4 v4 @; Z& b# m6 N" r

1 U1 k8 o" j) j1 g( [擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. + c# X4 x7 h1 B% c) p
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 6 o; X. l6 M$ E6 J

4 ?5 ?; V& q! r, D# H( Q9 ^* |斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. $ y1 |# Y1 m+ x
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + X/ _/ [1 o1 l. w) j
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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! t1 k& k: h* y' d4 _! n教五子 :All his five son took it
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6 D, _5 d* m6 B9 V6 _7 p名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. / r2 `, d( s4 q; S+ V0 T
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. - v- C9 P& c- e3 C3 L8 u  |2 t, K
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 8 U9 j3 D& I  g/ x- T& H% K' @

$ j( q$ w: p1 p  ]1 `師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , m- `# x( T7 }8 T% y

" c& v( T4 c. M8 {& l' H+ l  y( V# I3 ]子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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$ h# V: c+ s5 T  n+ ]8 u非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ! F5 F3 m' Q6 d0 h

; q  ^, ]' [& \0 C5 b9 J# t6 R幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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" a5 e, M; J( w+ A: |老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - i6 ]/ R% f! r. z0 K! O
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / |" w6 I- [7 {' ]3 G

% t0 b  n; }7 O# R! G, m( t不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. % T2 T8 ~# i: D5 ]
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( P5 \8 V$ ]7 Z$ ~3 Q0 K6 e
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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