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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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  L) o3 M0 ^$ I( K: z) e性本善:Sex is good. + |& C* h, c+ ]* F/ m' e9 Q; Q

/ {: M) Y. |- G8 x! r7 n- R性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' `# Q7 x5 g+ o! ]; q7 x習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 8 O0 X) }5 K5 n. S# X& o

: @+ _1 @$ i# _  I性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # e$ a$ D1 ^) _( |
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教之道:The way of learning it   v8 C2 f$ A6 ^& j5 \

0 q  A# c( e5 c  X2 M貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & t+ C) \- n3 I( |' E
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子不學:If you don't study hard, . A' [) e% C0 W, s0 n1 L4 B
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 U* S0 m" |; \2 G, _; N

- I+ x* I* E9 S# E竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous % g) _7 V' k& K+ E; ?# T

) i" ]; w- ?5 W' g# ?. i( n有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine   ]6 U' ]% `) X( M9 ?) P
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教五子 :All his five son took it # @' K* l1 L8 A

( S+ ^7 M  _8 N1 X' N名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. # D6 Z6 h+ S$ V9 d/ s& Y7 K% V
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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! r" [. @6 N1 K; P! t! p  b師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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2 `5 D: A/ Z3 I" u* T: I, H非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 R7 {% B' J) E' {; ?: R
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 7 \6 [  t6 c/ p5 v* @3 W! Q
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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; o0 _& l+ P# N# w% K不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 D) V" c  z2 H

. W0 M7 A( G- L8 E( F3 s人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 4 {; F2 @  N! Q5 C2 a' D5 e
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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