<<新主題 | 舊主題>>
娛樂滿紛 26FUN » 吹水版 » 3字經(english版)
返回列表 回復 發帖

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
. V% L5 b: K' _. Y  A. Y6 d& t! {0 s/ \) _$ O' d' ?) x' X
性本善:Sex is good.
, i2 S& C* C+ U4 L6 {& \- V
5 b1 _& x, W- W' D性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
8 g/ x5 L/ u; a/ V( h
. \4 e. A' ?0 C習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
8 V* L' _' \$ r/ D" ^* i3 _# C6 |* K6 b: e2 n1 G
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( {. n( Y7 ?5 n

- F! u4 L( L' |$ N" I性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
2 X2 Q( N7 ^" C- C. |6 M' o
' v# k* y3 l/ B! `教之道:The way of learning it
: |. f& ^8 `& M. v8 F% [: s
: w2 U7 D! j: V; b0 U( V貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - j, k: G: {& [5 E( t( }

( G+ w2 j$ d6 S昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng + J8 x, u! L; f$ h

) C) r6 k! Z- g擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
- k* i. {3 a; v! R. X! t% }+ v' ^8 t* U% e1 \4 V* p6 A5 I
子不學:If you don't study hard, + D( c$ w4 G2 G: X5 e3 V
* v. K. m! M0 e. {
斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. * m; ]1 W5 ]& J( ?7 n# N

9 T8 M" f- e& q' ?. }竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
3 _  M. J/ W7 S, S1 u5 J
9 U8 E  D2 f4 O8 V. U有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
/ _  k8 {( {1 p8 n
. _8 e0 l1 o: J# A教五子 :All his five son took it / O* n" k: _& D3 W: q, V. I. a
- y. g* \" z% K3 i* h
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
7 d3 r( N; Z9 x# h2 s2 h1 g* f/ X- W! R
- M; D+ c  N- R7 e養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - y: Q- i* q/ X! |. i/ G+ }# ]

; N& c6 ?) z4 O父之過 :It is all your fault. 1 I5 I- a4 l3 O/ l0 z
2 T) Y) c& S* R0 E% z3 ^
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
9 r: M) z8 [7 i& k% n6 f9 y6 n4 b& n) f, a0 c6 r/ E- z3 H- P
師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + Y4 c) v  g) v# L0 C* [
( v; v) @; R6 ]. @; G9 ~! X4 k
子不學 :You may refuse to study this
) x% q4 ^7 i9 `, D& f( ?; W: O, m8 ]! o) z$ u
非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
& T" W/ x5 D* D# H1 m* \# p/ a6 B
. x, u* T! m6 K, v* U幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
. ^# q9 l- {! M9 K4 R  ^) \# s
( ^: d2 q3 T! t  v5 u+ x老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
/ u& x% I5 U8 ]9 g+ T& d0 b* ^0 w: _5 i$ l4 ?$ k, B
玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, . g3 d5 k9 s4 L' }5 \) r

% s7 `. q) `8 M5 y9 N0 j* f不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . G1 C) x6 C5 H( Q1 ~" j% q# K0 h$ i
* _; `* ^0 E. S
人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 0 b3 Z9 D0 T9 u1 F* S2 a
9 x+ i4 O1 F9 H$ F7 r2 ~: Y  {( Z9 E
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
% J3 e' _2 l3 y0 `
8 m$ t- q; m0 x5 B1 X1 Z( J' `posted before0 l3 B; _* [9 m) C  S, ~9 g7 ]1 [
" n7 `4 \8 r0 q) _( i
[轉貼] 三字經翻譯成英文 (成人爆笑版)
小弟唔易做, 大佬更難當
飲茶你行先, 吹水我最叻 (好文區茶客 - 冰鮮潛龍™寫於人間死城)
返回列表 回復 發帖
<<新主題 | 舊主題>>
娛樂滿紛 26FUN » 吹水版 » 3字經(english版)

重要聲明:26fun.com為一個討論區服務網站。本網站是以即時上載留言的方式運作,26fun.com對所有留言的真實性、完整性及立場等,不負任何法律責任。而一切留言之言論只代表留言者個人意見,並非本網站之立場,用戶不應信賴內容,並應自行判斷內容之真實性。於有關情形下,用戶應尋求專業意見(如涉及醫療、法律或投資等問題)。 由於本討論區受到「即時上載留言」運作方式所規限,故不能完全監察所有留言,若讀者發現有留言出現問題,請聯絡我們。26fun.com有權刪除任何留言及拒絕任何人士上載留言,同時亦有不刪除留言的權利。切勿撰寫粗言穢語、誹謗、渲染色情暴力或人身攻擊的言論,敬請自律。本網站保留一切法律權利。