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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 3 f3 i# J2 h- [* \0 }& \; `
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : S5 f6 _1 Y# g! v- _! {
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 J6 R5 G4 I: _2 T

, N( f: W; S! c& B, o性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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* N) ]$ F* K: f教之道:The way of learning it . ]+ R7 |# C" w5 _" x+ b8 v

3 C5 O% j- P: N貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 p/ A) j8 P, u" B* L
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) Q2 Z& l/ j+ X, h. f

- r% n3 y4 Q( c! Y' P6 S擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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, _* M: A. Y. e子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 b" g& ^% z% K( {2 G

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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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8 @! X; q  i  `! F8 K教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. % e/ _1 s1 J" v! b7 \$ ?/ k9 R8 u9 D7 e
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 1 K3 f  ?7 B1 u- C( [/ B
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 w6 [( o' Z2 D1 u
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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+ X* N8 s! e7 I! r  s' T$ U師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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3 z" S: o* g6 ^子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, $ Z0 b2 `5 Q) c* J8 O' {1 T; K
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 0 T9 c. V& g8 y/ V5 H

/ n* f( U- _) F* X, O' a4 t8 [不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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