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人之初:At the beginning of life. 6 k5 g; ]$ z# o+ v$ M+ W
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 9 l' N3 g( n6 U8 m3 i# r9 I

5 s  H% k, b5 J6 I1 {習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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, s0 H6 R  u/ P* |1 _( ^- t苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ; ]. S/ r4 i% @: H
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 0 X2 }. ?9 X0 g0 K# r& k
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( u$ `" l' W% c8 }

6 a7 t2 Z4 [2 ^5 x) g# }; o# V昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . G3 b7 X) Z: }3 Y- C9 P% \
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. # r2 S1 @$ X) ?2 {0 a5 N+ v

. ]! }! j) X# d, J子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ @- M. c% n1 C. E' _竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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7 A6 k$ i- O/ V  p0 ?! x' D( }2 m養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, * e; O' K( n$ y1 ?/ K* K) V  U

0 ?8 q/ c3 Z+ X! s( B# ]" ?7 y0 H7 ^父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % \+ L' |/ N, ?  u4 B# S
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 \/ W' b  A3 ~# Z. D: v+ y! @, f

3 F- e: d/ ]$ z. k9 j' p) _! M子不學 :You may refuse to study this ; y) C/ }/ I0 Z; q

! e+ o( g( m+ |( c# ^, v, B  \: Q非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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4 Q1 p4 s7 o+ n  l  d: z& ^5 k幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, : P1 g( S( S+ x* u

5 c+ S# q0 [* `! o老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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& b" C% f1 N. O* }5 C) `不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. # v$ X$ I+ q+ O0 `3 W9 ]

6 R+ T; m. ~- M5 C% F" x人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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