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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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6 e$ K# N* \$ q* O1 g, u性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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1 {6 c8 O, z/ g$ \6 l習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / w# ?+ x% t; t# v8 C

2 l7 Y* h) a+ o* L! O* G: n. m苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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* S, |* f* D+ {# b性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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+ l  c) [: }1 m' ]教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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- k% w) b% _$ \. m5 s) {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . H2 p/ m" z! v8 l# v4 e$ A& `
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子不學:If you don't study hard, . n) R* z3 h" U# `! l9 L. w" B7 s4 |

( @, C9 s. K: o7 t8 T& {: [斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 5 K9 C: ]) _/ D, W1 K5 X

* S; p& A) F1 \有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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* e. G! E# A3 }4 U  s( N+ Q教五子 :All his five son took it 6 s" H/ w; a3 h( s6 X
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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4 r/ j. y. n$ F( t% n父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 9 u: J% G. b) X; i! q7 v9 i
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , X6 \% q' y) }) e3 f3 n

& z: n4 l0 {7 Z2 z. a- n子不學 :You may refuse to study this - K* A6 Y* ?2 q4 w. E/ k! v
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake % {6 [2 o, z& {; a0 L( P0 t
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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, O. H* ?6 s) c% ~8 C" V老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ( F2 f5 L/ G9 Q

, Z: r3 `7 M, x' T  T玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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# N* O; w( m- F不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   t/ _1 K) J& C+ f
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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8 @+ q; l* T1 i9 D( `不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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