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人之初:At the beginning of life. . h( ^* Y" T& ^( |! p" \* |

; U9 Y2 x4 s! n9 C& |0 q2 \5 G性本善:Sex is good. . U9 ]" ~( }& I, D9 K% T$ l
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % ]% m4 H. t8 g" L
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : [( M. ?1 D3 h" a! b" n
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 B8 P1 o$ g5 y) L* y
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , \- Q: w4 Z( q( q1 |2 w
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教之道:The way of learning it # R8 ~. ?; f% L4 q

6 o7 p" @: A3 Q7 n6 r8 F貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 x% ?4 r8 }" S9 I6 ~/ @
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 6 m: V3 N3 Z) T6 `

: b$ q( a* u' N* X8 N9 ^. x擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, * e7 B& }* {4 m  J9 x
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 `6 N( D. ^6 t' @  o

/ X, t& J1 {. m% k3 S竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous / I- J" R  W/ |: I# l( F
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it ; d7 s: T( W/ f0 m2 P% T) D  [% z
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.   Y+ v9 s7 g! o, s
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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5 z1 R+ {( g7 B7 k" _. z父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( v! {* T0 z5 R" X$ j" u6 J( q

) \% S0 E; B9 p5 u& w' M, L師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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# W5 y: G0 u' z; H: y+ j子不學 :You may refuse to study this " M' X8 i% q1 [# d1 [
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( ]& }  M& d) ~+ K8 `& `
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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+ \% z2 E% G, {2 q老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / u' m7 ?+ I& S1 z* W# q

* c4 u6 w  f% X$ ~( z9 E玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ; \$ s+ M) |4 E+ s3 d0 f* x
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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