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人之初:At the beginning of life. 8 k2 S! w8 p9 Y) s; u2 G5 v* ]
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.   j2 s; s/ W" `, y
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' F# ^' n* s7 N; |
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 p& Y/ k5 [& U- r& r4 p, x% h
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教之道:The way of learning it
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7 L4 }3 D1 q; m3 S0 M, l' q' O貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + i. c! Y% M$ ~4 s0 _# j
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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1 v) S7 N' e( l3 J/ x& r* l擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, + @& R' M( g) l+ @7 E+ s! O5 {

0 u* }9 P- r, k+ `2 E: A斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7 Z" G& [# }2 T# g# K# @6 i

. s+ F. l% ]  l) I) B3 B! s3 w+ G竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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! v" K) w6 F% Q" _教五子 :All his five son took it , v, K2 [. o) [' `
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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, L1 Q: ?7 y6 |% g養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : i/ m# q+ [1 p& A; Z+ k

! p" o* [, L  I% _& b. L父之過 :It is all your fault. 1 d: \1 _! n: r) {7 J- L
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 7 N% {7 ^! _1 D: S5 B/ V

) ~+ |2 v, d& C2 P2 s" R師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ A" ^) f: p3 ?# u+ O$ ?  f
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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0 T3 v. X% a8 a非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ' t$ z5 v$ O0 P9 ]9 H8 Y
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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& Y* s6 ]( `0 o( J- i玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, - z/ o3 g8 X# k; n, V& W$ x  {

# K" t: W; E) O* ]9 i' L不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 8 l+ m, S5 o0 P+ F1 j% g. s
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,   N* c, Y1 {- w: t( R

5 @9 H/ `( X. X) A, H不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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