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人之初:At the beginning of life. ; D) U9 a8 J" D. K) i! O
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ) ?: c: ~" r& j! n

$ Y' M5 G$ w  Z習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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0 ?& A/ [8 p! w8 x苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 j7 I# u' j7 J# o
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' {% ^7 T3 J" S

7 M. G, m8 A# a3 E教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 m  _/ g" N; r! r/ q' f# O; J
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 0 ]  a% Q/ _7 ]1 h( F

, N, d* L5 L: S+ Y2 J/ ~3 |: a/ x0 `擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 1 G0 F) k6 E4 d' Y& O6 }% V3 g& X
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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2 P; ]/ @6 @& c; o5 V斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. % D0 b/ [! X4 |  n

2 H4 |0 S  ]& U3 }  d. @& c: X竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ( m; f# W6 T3 R
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine + L4 t- C. S0 b: K+ a5 G

0 S: t# c) \; h3 ~1 G+ g7 D0 D8 `教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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) |- W  h4 b* W+ g) A父之過 :It is all your fault. 8 T/ |1 O: X! p) W! r
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , e3 y# K3 j; g5 w" T5 z0 W0 j
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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5 M) r5 K0 F1 d2 X) P9 J! U非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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; ~$ W9 T$ ^# V1 r老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 9 K  x/ B" y" s9 o8 Q% v: X5 z

; A5 c, n& l. P) ?4 {5 z( B0 |玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 1 z8 q( S8 f" ?$ F5 ~8 L8 L

8 S1 U( e6 P/ ?1 w人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 b* V, t! r8 Q0 ~" y: t

% P  g7 S+ [- U: M4 [; D. d  d不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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