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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ }5 W. {# p  ?0 ^

% d# \  Q. R( w" r性本善:Sex is good. % V: |( I0 [+ c( v

9 z8 d# c) o6 L" w5 }性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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7 y* x+ s/ `+ P2 @9 g習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' ]* k' H! X& r! N; O# H7 N9 M

: B; G" C4 f% E4 v( x+ I; _3 B' l$ b性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ! U- B: c' W% t) S5 ^
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教之道:The way of learning it
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4 `4 n1 j  z6 q' s貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 Q* Z& Q. w& G- Y6 S

# _/ q8 U1 o- g0 Y. Z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 8 N2 ^5 Y% x- f" T
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, / |" t" F& w3 P$ y( V1 ?$ I
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. * H! l8 [2 H+ I
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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( ~- w/ R; e3 {( V! @5 i教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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; ~9 z/ d7 S# ~3 Y養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ' L; a: \1 ^+ S4 ?
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, : w8 B# `; K- Z; N& u" a: ]# M$ S
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + m! S! c" b( e( r  ]  \4 [) ?

' @4 G! v# B8 Y/ }- x6 Z子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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3 R' e2 [+ H# o非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 9 B+ n& P$ d$ M% r
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, + b, n  ^3 r$ u% {

% ]6 j1 q" V: N老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " X& a& @$ Z* E, }4 [, h

9 l1 U5 H, r0 P( p* b玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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) {0 H0 _, ~9 s" R人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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