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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 6 R3 F! O, M( c$ d% q) ?* @

+ c" v/ h+ N3 m; G性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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8 N4 D6 @& v+ Z5 O+ `" ?習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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" I( c! s5 L$ v2 g# w- ]4 m6 ~& E1 p苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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% A" `* m+ B7 y性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. + h" i2 V! W7 Y7 I

$ K: E" l7 h% h4 W% }教之道:The way of learning it
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) j) ?8 h/ `3 X+ R貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 A* D5 y+ h8 f6 ~! w  g( _

  G" `7 A/ r2 _+ G擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 9 k" ]4 y$ V# f' Z# G2 M( q5 V
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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) @2 J8 [5 x1 e+ g" r教五子 :All his five son took it
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& G$ {' q" c' {/ v% l名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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# G8 O$ ]$ l$ X: T$ b( ^養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 8 ^" \! ^9 C( r" X& j# w

$ u! y% X5 l! t5 V父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 p0 g# b& V4 e( v. k$ p' V
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , N& h. I) d& `& X! S6 d+ D
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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$ G9 w) i  c' @- N; ^4 M幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, . D" {4 N3 z0 y( W: {7 T
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 l- h' J! O" i% G

3 }2 K& w. x. E5 I玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( K9 y/ p& m" r- k. S( E$ `! l- N
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / t, ?( L' x( g

- a2 g- K; `4 o! D人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 }& \* d% A- Z# S8 t# p7 P- U
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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