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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. \+ p* ^% c( B8 a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job c0 _4 h! m, G* y h/ t
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# L$ v x4 a) L, P- B
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: ]) ~. E: J, @
a.They give like hell. 0 V- T! m8 k4 m! [# o% k
b.They do not yell.$ N4 I! Y6 P/ V6 N2 \1 m
c.They do not tell.8 {3 B1 L1 ]: A3 D6 S) X& R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. U! L+ S8 j( t& O5 n
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# d( }% C! v% H. y; N0 X
- a HEART to love him,
0 x. E! g+ ^) O D; V' H4 D h3 q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& x3 P8 }9 B }! t- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 r6 r& m: h% Y9 E8 D M4 x- a SPADE to bury him!! \% K9 b. w S+ s; ]& e
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 N8 z: U1 x7 T2 Q V- E1 z Z5 ]0 X9 XBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?' T C$ z- |, L
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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# z2 n0 @: i9 V: v, u6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, D+ q4 i& {" @/ U9 e5 g- [- u4 A
The arse hole is always in front of you.' O# K7 H+ A2 `5 m% Q
+ ]# I& L; P' A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? I9 B# F/ q( M! P
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; {* `% s( I3 M0 ?# h9 U( G
" f( Y6 V, l1 X+ V7 Z+ {- }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, j5 ?2 a7 A) Q, ~The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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