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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) i: `+ z0 B" ?1 b6 p+ m8 ?99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 m- i9 y% z( N0 y( @1 H, o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- |( @# m0 C, H. S: j' e" Fa.They give like hell.
4 ]( ]- S% [. N' h- X. Ob.They do not yell., m, [' z) T( w6 E
c.They do not tell.
$ @+ s" X( N9 R ^9 X- _8 Jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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& n: m5 N1 T# P3 L4 x, w/ G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 u6 C4 v9 c r+ P- a HEART to love him,# n2 `1 U" R* W- |' ], X
- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 {8 J. `1 Q: Q2 U8 c4 F
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 u+ A3 f& b8 N- p- \4 B- G
- a SPADE to bury him!9 P+ x; ^3 L9 ~$ W( ^
8 a( U9 S1 y5 A4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ W' V1 }- F* g1 D/ a$ l8 x: oBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 o- T+ |; s+ ^ S
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
a! S8 p( J5 }. A4 Z& L( y4 oThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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/ p- k5 u# ?' x" B {) g" K' t& p2 n6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 l' Y7 t8 @3 g1 o& dThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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3 y5 n! w! V5 c4 P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 I/ J/ S3 @& Y. D- W8 M/ KWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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5 G1 O( g* A' G8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 B6 d: p, Q( K! k+ XThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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