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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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0 u) ^8 W6 ]0 ~) ~7 O6 O& L1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& ?( }, z$ b* U8 N0 i6 n4 X& `0 X
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; G/ G# b& ]0 o/ ]) f' ba.They give like hell.
) @0 P- W0 C O- f) ~+ u, tb.They do not yell.
7 ^' _2 R- u9 B# i0 V1 qc.They do not tell.
5 y, C/ A9 f. ^$ J! xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& w9 w6 _5 r" H/ @; ?/ p
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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" b, |9 ]+ P+ Y% R- a DIAMOND to marry him,* ]* E5 `' Y8 y+ [( e
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' D; b& d5 J G% r0 V2 h& l- a SPADE to bury him!
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% X: X2 q; _% W4 P3 @" t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 C/ R! }2 D$ I+ z, y O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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2 W7 x3 D* E! @6 n' J5) What is the strongest muscle?: d' |. B5 q4 i. h' P7 H
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; ?7 Y) h4 l# F" ^0 ~" f: y) E
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ T# |" I# g- P/ P' Q3 U LThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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0 u# R% {) n, U" G1 K* w7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! J! D }$ m5 h
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 n8 K9 t/ A6 S4 w( F
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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