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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! x5 U3 ^/ z1 X# h5 V99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 ~- @9 H. d$ Z0 w
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 v& p, ~9 ^- F
a.They give like hell.
$ J" V- g/ A' @" J- o% z) _# @b.They do not yell.
& [9 [9 V3 I, G1 \. ]5 v" K' ~+ v% Hc.They do not tell.
# Z n9 E; c8 B% z: `5 Id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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2 h$ [+ s2 I7 O" j& D* \3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& T6 G' M8 x$ m& D8 o3 x& ?1 ^4 v- a HEART to love him,
$ u. v: e/ N9 J- a DIAMOND to marry him, P. B, L* x9 o2 {0 y8 c1 Q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 x8 k: o& I& _7 r- a SPADE to bury him!
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. q1 D L! z2 U* F4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 H" A, l, _$ Y% Q( I0 p
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ K" F5 h. t, F0 `$ q9 L3 @5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 r, l" r7 w1 S6 xThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' L! x- l! K% f, I6 d9 b8 R5 g) W
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ v3 O5 j" C+ M. q% k+ lThe arse hole is always in front of you. @2 Q! t. G% i1 r4 Q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; G1 J' n% P" e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ k1 o5 o9 j/ N" ]& A$ Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 f- ^, ?- B. m0 ]$ t% eThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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