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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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7 P: c! }* ?2 B) n, u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- ]: q& o9 H% T4 [) k: U2 m% E, n99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 {; U- ~! z; Z5 Z1 H$ h, s# ia.They give like hell.
; E7 B% l! \2 \: o& V. Mb.They do not yell.
. ^1 w: Z( d6 C) u; [: I7 mc.They do not tell.3 f& ~ F) {' T0 L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 ?4 W0 L9 Y- O: `4 C, u6 O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 U3 T+ X s- k, I
- a HEART to love him,
: j# c. Q8 Z. A/ l- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ ?9 ^! X4 ]) T4 q j$ _# c; {
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 H' Z6 a1 O+ y# [2 s8 C; v
- a SPADE to bury him!$ E/ h, R/ b4 O
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! ]* f. Q" E: }3 V$ c( J
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* v. Z' K0 t7 U( ~: }
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
' o! J/ C @; ~# tThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 y# g" v. L' [The arse hole is always in front of you.$ Q/ X4 E. u# P9 B3 [9 ?
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' m& I; z3 `, @$ |* p, R& } d# m1 E
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( E; L' e* [& S% N
2 ?3 T7 L. \; [: W7 [2 U6 Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) G8 P! H) g# a
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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