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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. a$ o3 `+ K' o. n/ @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ I( h) r2 ?1 }5 B; f99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 e6 x) @: O2 Z$ s' B% d
a.They give like hell. ) [4 |% Y$ A) i# ^
b.They do not yell.
: D. x7 ~) ]$ hc.They do not tell.
5 F4 l0 X9 |2 ^) z0 wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 Y. c# s2 f( s6 c2 ^8 d, @8 K
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) ^0 H) z3 @+ }# `. i
- a HEART to love him,
4 w' \! ?3 H* \; m- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! l: Q; G$ M& j9 F$ k; `1 G8 c/ _- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 [4 z* N! s; B6 H
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 J$ C8 M! U* f. _( r* A
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 q2 X" {9 X% T% q3 f
' z0 V: U# |# s6 F: D2 ~. m0 e3 o5) What is the strongest muscle?
; b' C) d ]; sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! {4 B$ R3 |) v; {/ w1 D& Y+ K
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, ^. {/ o- z1 o# I
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% C t4 h3 Z3 k$ r( N: W* w
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ \4 H4 V1 A$ J( _# k7 y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ m+ q3 E! k8 J/ k
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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