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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. U% S; L) _4 a1 i. i& w1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 i: n% x0 U8 e99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' n5 c1 X1 T* t! W. b* Y) ?
1 S y5 y1 [/ ?9 {; T# ]0 Y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 [( l6 P% \1 ca.They give like hell. 9 h4 B6 c1 w( ?0 d" M; o
b.They do not yell.
9 Q0 m3 y4 a" F/ F3 Uc.They do not tell. h( O, e, m/ F0 ]+ ]8 J
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; N" F N* t3 f x
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 T% K* [" a! I6 u- a HEART to love him,& J/ `" j/ X- O/ U% D& j
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 l0 d4 U4 A' ?+ T. f/ w- x- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ t. a* _; w1 ?
- a SPADE to bury him!5 c" Q1 ]; a7 B# b# t
/ N& |# N( [' Z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 J1 g3 a' j" S- C# e5 ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) F. r$ a. T4 g
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 r8 Z- t; ]/ [0 c8 Y. w/ eThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 |5 s6 w" p7 T4 H5 Q' w+ l
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: W E4 k3 o% D/ K. ^' ~# wThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# x/ H+ v) V! z( A! f6 t( g5 h
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( P P, m! u3 h+ M' P) M9 q7 WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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