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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 ^! u" h9 n, H& p4 J' P! R/ I99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" W" R0 e& B) z* I2 N4 f; T; z' c
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' ?0 E+ s+ p) ^a.They give like hell. / z. w! p4 H- Z6 c
b.They do not yell.' }% F: q- }+ F+ Q6 `
c.They do not tell.1 t' ~7 Y* R4 h$ Q2 @: A
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 w7 K7 j3 s! H* u( b
2 ^: M4 j* \, K% G6 r1 l* O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 f. B+ n9 s$ D" x: L+ S
- a HEART to love him,: i. v) E4 m0 a3 b; V
- a DIAMOND to marry him," U, }& _! l) H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 m+ |& B/ N, M0 _, U- I R, t& N- a SPADE to bury him!$ ?1 E, c' a4 B: | d
& j- i; t0 w5 e0 `6 U0 C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) O( j/ l% y: uBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: e/ S4 H, X% G) P, F6 }7 S$ ~9 FThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' N2 {: W$ Z5 k5 S7 I3 l. o9 z- Z
% ?/ ~$ F7 w. `( {& A* Z! V4 Z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ v+ z4 h! i7 I; ?7 X( [The arse hole is always in front of you.; ^" ^3 [* C1 N
9 r, p- w& a8 f" u, Y5 u7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) j) }7 \) K+ m) ^( Z, W% p1 f8 c S
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ H5 O& S, w6 z* A+ T& EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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