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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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' n& K0 n' H; b# @) _1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ x# B4 L( _( H' K% {% P99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 n8 W" i& M3 G. N; @a.They give like hell. O3 P z! d, h
b.They do not yell.
1 D6 F! Q1 R$ U, D- B$ dc.They do not tell.: v$ g- x1 y& w8 }& {
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' p) R( Z1 S2 v5 j; j( P+ L
- a HEART to love him,
3 {; [' }$ z& h( o4 l2 j- a DIAMOND to marry him,% @6 G* e# T- O% O2 _, I
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. w: P: F1 z% w' c- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 R! d) J7 ?$ h! u8 x4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 w- s' {6 b4 `- ~! ]2 {, z3 w
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ U I- w' E. H6 MThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* h# Q W$ ^ I6 GThe arse hole is always in front of you.+ }; J' W$ E8 T) O% s: n2 a1 ? X& |
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ m. H, s2 H/ c( @% f% n2 j% C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 M9 j4 r* ~$ e
% i: }+ r6 p; p/ o5 e, |) E* R8 h8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' t# L0 U- f% E. M# m1 m
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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