|
- 帖子
- 1137
- 精華
- 1
- 威望
- 860
- 魅力
- 209
- 讚好
- 0
- 性別
- 男
|
1#
發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
| 只看該作者
[English]: Jokes..
( l; i0 C+ Y7 x! u; x4 m! c4 p: X( ^8 b) ^- \# h
1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, h5 T/ \, V8 D+ a$ |" Q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- }: E& g. A% h) s8 c
' \9 ^% O# _7 S; r
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 P6 R) U; q4 i& Q9 b& p
a.They give like hell.
/ M+ D4 @, u8 l9 qb.They do not yell.
% W% R- b* p; q; bc.They do not tell.$ ^# i" P- `0 ]1 f: S! L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
4 X4 A& K! l. g' E+ u $ g* w! b- q3 Z- E5 z; y
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ K" _6 |- w& B# s5 n
- a HEART to love him,
8 v9 p" r; @# |: |8 e( U8 m- a DIAMOND to marry him, I: f* ~/ e5 Q# T- f I4 W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 F$ C( a. D2 n/ j0 `2 P: o5 g
- a SPADE to bury him!
: k* A* r& Z" k: n/ \' A. A 5 H5 r% @# _2 y b) v+ p, t
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: o% `6 a" g8 P9 [: S; R* L
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
9 A* B3 }1 _0 y2 p) k5 W * F& C/ b( f/ V8 D2 Q: a- Z; o) q
5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 G, `) d2 {4 W+ B$ G" `7 hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
+ t& S$ E; C" b1 s% W8 c0 L- L
% F; \# Q X) ^( ]' z" |7 i6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ s* n: Y" t1 p: X4 m# p
The arse hole is always in front of you.
) W8 _& x/ a0 g" x9 B/ V% |" y8 v8 b " T# p6 Q. n: m( f9 L
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ W4 U W( A! ^* \ A) eWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
8 L0 i6 s" C( E8 @1 o
`& {+ H% `; L: r0 q; W/ H8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 T; {) w* ?+ X. U" V
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
|
