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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( l3 k, A* F* ?/ x% G0 t! D6 }99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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6 W. L0 e4 }6 V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 l, N4 m* j- ~3 v8 G& l/ `a.They give like hell. 7 X* _7 E+ Y2 Z) f8 X, F6 e
b.They do not yell.
' ]0 }0 V/ i% P; ]c.They do not tell.2 D/ q$ }* U& [7 p- ~ l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: b: b) c/ ]: |7 J* s* r
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% [' ~ p7 a) \$ D$ v: W' q& E
- a HEART to love him,
1 b( [8 y3 }' \- {- a DIAMOND to marry him,
4 u1 p( h' P' D U7 [) y! g9 D/ F, H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! R/ t9 x# P$ r5 w4 C8 C- a SPADE to bury him!
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% R: g+ g) T' a4 b# r% C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. `) t* K( w0 q2 U% R( I
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 B# |5 O" R) X7 Z* K
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5) What is the strongest muscle?. h0 B1 @- m; J4 f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% j S$ u9 k8 V9 I: |
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% B, z/ `, n5 F
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 T, @% g r! j% p( I8 N) o" rWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 H( S" Q y: f7 r" ^$ F% Q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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