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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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8 C- Y. N2 P: O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. g- h a) \8 [! Q2 l( b3 f! ?% X99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: Z! S' t* {5 h8 Fa.They give like hell.
# ~0 h6 g& E" [2 ~" }3 _" Z/ Yb.They do not yell.0 C4 A1 }* A/ B5 v& Z1 J* ?
c.They do not tell.% g( X" [1 x% c5 c! A- j
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 o" b' `2 t- _" w% X. d& T
$ k' T9 _5 E) {7 H2 [2 f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 d% w& Y& F: r, `3 O* `
- a HEART to love him,; h r. R4 c" `+ p
- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 ?7 z5 t& K8 O7 w
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) ?6 c" u+ h2 x; i: y. Z9 Q
- a SPADE to bury him!9 s/ ~- Q+ i/ u& i$ |: ?
5 I6 V, C2 s+ V( ^1 |+ ~7 e8 Q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# }# [3 E3 {# ]$ Y8 X. ? ?
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 c4 T9 j3 ~( Y9 J% l; I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: t% K2 M. g/ C/ \8 [2 x$ P
% y4 I8 F& ^8 y4 H3 a0 k- o! U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' D" K3 y3 G; W3 d6 t: n# M+ gThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 `0 q4 U- O; v8 n* v7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# S" J f2 b" F. o
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 G* t! c% p3 x* @5 _1 D0 R
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& E% H' }6 ?( O; [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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