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人之初:At the beginning of life.   h( m& y/ }8 c1 |" T

' X$ I4 {- R9 j- n/ p性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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& e% L* M0 u7 f. }/ S( B7 X" r; n4 q苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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" F) i; M' {% U! q! Z- h! h教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   A$ i  O2 e( P/ ]$ |* K

+ P; ~# O; L# j8 W7 z4 _/ u昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng + o& ~1 D  o2 Z& {, Y" q
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ! W- j5 W- k$ c* I2 ?, l8 ], n, Y

& A/ C5 }) B& a6 }( E子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 2 [0 l; T2 ~$ ]+ @
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine " j+ ^6 `  I+ ~! x3 w  m# W7 a

9 D; V% X7 j& a# ?- G教五子 :All his five son took it , Z$ C6 H; r/ V( M

" K7 y# b& N/ F: T+ m名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 7 w5 s6 c0 w: d/ J: B" b8 f
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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, S% A. _& ~1 I: d1 ~3 S6 G& a# W. }父之過 :It is all your fault. 2 G& ?0 b  x! ]( a
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 M3 x: a1 L- e  ^" h* j

" ]  w  b2 j) W師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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/ O0 s! l* y8 F: g8 [子不學 :You may refuse to study this . o: R: C8 Y- }; v! B# e4 n# e1 G
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake # ~: N$ N; k8 \; ?3 c+ U
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - g) W3 l. I! O
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   k) N6 w2 k- \& h: x

9 E. j$ U! a/ M人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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8 y$ g% c- i* g  z% ~, {2 v不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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