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人之初:At the beginning of life. 1 Y) S. j) b: q# G
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性本善:Sex is good.
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" m- {2 i6 Q; Q$ j& p4 d習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 Q" M% e" \) {# `+ m5 k9 |

5 [) t4 {! ]5 ~) V0 r苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 6 I3 M, l: h9 }. j7 M
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教之道:The way of learning it 2 B6 d9 G+ f% W+ k9 b

5 d' @/ c2 e- ]! `貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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2 [% R  v3 D4 }/ F  i8 m昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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6 y9 e+ E% @( Q) k3 N子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 [1 H' S* w* I# ?3 ^6 [
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous # |; b- H; \7 I- h
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ' @" {1 H  C$ H- s

, ~7 Q; x7 T$ e教五子 :All his five son took it
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) Y3 @& ~( f+ m' a$ V) H名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : w% ]/ y, p! K3 B/ l
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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3 x  X6 Q: q, D) Y父之過 :It is all your fault. * s4 b$ p& r' H9 n( ]7 d
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ' Q7 p8 y. [9 c; i  v# s

, _- L0 F, d( P6 Y. t非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , q5 I; k8 X  Z$ }% f9 A
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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, v' ^' @$ i7 `9 p$ ^老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ K0 B  [9 G  j0 M3 e9 d) ^

0 K. h+ v0 K$ \" u& n5 \玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 B  Z- w" b& f: j5 x
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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