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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. - ^0 j  t! x9 h, i' T# O* {

7 x. U" I+ _. v: O- g  q) C性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * o: k- _8 {( o+ ^
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 H, Q: a- r1 A& Y0 T
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   r/ o: a3 m& I/ s; e3 t* k

" L/ d+ x. i4 T4 J昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng & s) W9 ~8 V+ |6 X) E

4 u7 x, e6 ^5 d6 J, P- I% M0 Z9 L" F擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 2 M# ]0 U; z7 z$ A- Y

+ b- e$ x, ^4 @/ m! ]斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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4 M5 _" z/ a* P$ h& r$ L6 x竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous , V0 w8 V# S# ]1 \0 s/ F3 v1 o
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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6 q+ q9 m. x3 ?" `0 |: `& p, N; {名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5 E! g, V% h+ K' C6 P8 y% G

: ^# s, h' L! L8 h2 i養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. : |& W8 N8 J/ K: c1 P7 E
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ' P- r: R+ B- n; R2 k. T

& f' e3 p8 J2 o5 X: _師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 `) P& t# `! n! C

" ~' P5 J4 @/ o2 l7 }; E# C子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / {+ p& v8 @9 E- t& u- ?1 E
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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$ O' G, k4 R8 G老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged   c3 {# z, o! B; {; `
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; J  N# W; @4 Y- V$ I% @5 o

" a: J$ X. p/ s; Y不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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. ~7 B2 D# u5 W/ Z人不學 :If you don't learn sex, * f* z+ l! o+ B" u+ O7 z. f( q
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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