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人之初:At the beginning of life. 0 R3 D8 b, P/ Z7 S1 K; Z

  g$ B! ?4 }# j1 b6 }( J: j& o性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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+ q: d6 W! X' \  u7 O" y* y習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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; i( q1 N0 H9 f5 C0 R$ V  U# p苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 2 ~1 i! ~0 P2 Q- l* C

. h) ~& g* K9 Q6 T/ ?4 V0 |教之道:The way of learning it 4 D6 z  x; i1 _+ C8 I

% g; T5 N: P1 _, ^貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 k, g6 I; l' N) H& w: f
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 8 O2 \* V8 T2 P8 C. U
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. % x% K. [' O4 g

. k( }' m0 ]0 K子不學:If you don't study hard, " o% r8 B+ T: Q6 e/ Q+ D% |

3 g- m: P( b2 W! H. a. }$ X斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous / G$ X# Y/ ?6 J( X0 x3 b
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ; J1 _8 D" v; \0 d/ M% ]6 U* ~
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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/ M+ I6 O( O$ m) F) z名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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- E3 V3 T+ ~, B8 E/ c養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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3 q( w/ Y1 T6 v6 f; k, A- Z: f父之過 :It is all your fault. ' t3 V+ g+ [& V; I' e: h0 ~
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, & }) p9 h& `, `' }! p2 ?% J
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ) f# `9 e9 R0 O
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 }* ~, C1 X5 d; k$ Y9 [9 g
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 ]' e3 I' z* z6 g2 i7 W3 ]

% z( A# o6 C% y6 W: @老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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  s' d! A! g! B9 ~+ C5 b7 Y" `玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * f/ a# o2 U4 V5 ^; U- h
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - i# ^/ B- U. u( L$ @

1 e& w& E( E- i5 l0 @/ B6 E人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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5 n; ~1 k: w( V  O6 u, n" {$ ~不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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