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人之初:At the beginning of life. " ]0 G0 V7 T( l- g

# R# ~) T9 x# J( ^性本善:Sex is good.
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( N' l  v  b/ `性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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! q* O; O$ L4 }* [; C) g# F) d性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. % ?7 C( X/ @+ T2 k8 z. _# u

6 z; |) @* [, s$ Y/ v教之道:The way of learning it
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+ @# m, d6 P/ x( N# Y貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - e  @4 z5 k8 J" j4 E" Y5 y7 m' T
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ' M" k* d4 X( |( K$ Y

, m( Q; e) A- n2 ]' X; Y, S1 d. b% P擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 5 A; t. O- a: K" W7 Q- x, s" E
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子不學:If you don't study hard, $ \9 i' ?: i) q( ^* Y+ }! E

2 r- Q9 X* v) M斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous   W) V8 \! R, x2 z5 X8 g

% [. K. s; j: {, c1 t5 N" B有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & j9 B' _. a4 v8 Z$ H6 b  W

6 ~- E1 b! X2 P9 ~7 C教五子 :All his five son took it ' ~4 {. I5 r; I% ~" a' s  F

  h2 B1 M  d9 |7 {名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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: |5 C7 {+ {2 N8 q養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 n/ I8 k. F4 c# b" d' v

6 p- D$ Y- c/ L2 {4 q8 {8 V教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ! M# H( A9 E4 g8 L6 h. ~
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ! a8 L; z4 W; V& S" G7 h

) e* J) Q2 _* n子不學 :You may refuse to study this . b, J3 }$ X  v
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake # }- X& H3 [8 }1 B0 c. f

/ _( q: C. {" M% _1 c幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 P: A& [' J9 t! p! f
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " C, g) R: V. Z3 t

+ C, [& H/ ~+ R( \) c, u玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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* Y5 `. Z' f0 O) h不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, / Q" E6 G! o7 b9 V1 B

3 A/ i6 M4 B0 W& A% |. \不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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