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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. + m. X6 [* u# L1 B
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. * \7 X8 x6 A9 {. M+ z( t
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y/ O! t; `% s4 \貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' ?( V7 H+ }! {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ! R. E. H" t* ~ Q! a- B& v1 E' s& t
2 k( i! J" ?1 F8 R子不學:If you don't study hard,
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; m3 Q; N5 n0 W3 b3 m斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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0 C# E' {% {* m& J有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine , E4 F; d' u4 o8 \
( c4 H8 F0 `4 O& e& V/ [; Z0 p教五子 :All his five son took it
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! ^/ ~1 ^4 e$ m7 m& M: I- s名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ! e2 V- Q: G( l, b' ^
; d7 M, a2 B1 r( c% z2 K0 S養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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0 O+ Q1 ?4 B* g: B% o: F教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 9 ~" [8 J9 x( L5 v/ m+ P1 i
. h( L' V' e4 M: H4 C/ m5 n師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 x3 r& l% x: q7 @. q" T
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, . I @: S& H9 G& R1 F
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 3 K, w' S2 m" `9 @% |" P$ e* r, k# X
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. + S+ F2 {6 T" S& k
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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