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人之初:At the beginning of life. 6 L% ]6 o- x' z( F3 F" Q* F, r

! j" G! ?2 D" m) J性本善:Sex is good.
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, {' ?, j# R3 v3 F6 w" ]性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 a( b/ O' b8 K  ~. |
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 s0 {+ H8 s# v  p3 v6 ?
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教之道:The way of learning it + R& n* ^" ?- P4 k% V: g* Y
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 3 ?; N8 E# E$ p8 N; }- W2 `
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 5 e& t7 v" t" S4 ^1 p$ d% e4 _
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子不學:If you don't study hard, " @& T) A& z) _' J9 i
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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. b0 [2 V1 R' ^; g* q, \有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 R3 S4 ]/ X6 X8 u0 E; e

- J/ _8 R7 `3 p- j教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. & ]: h6 Y( k- O

. G1 B4 ?9 Q2 \8 p4 x8 S養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : Z, h! e% q$ l) s6 x1 v

4 A* l3 p' p% t2 N: K6 n6 d( q父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " X  \+ P7 S$ b8 G
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 k+ O4 @5 `9 c  [  r9 K1 I  K

& N- Y( A. p/ S6 m. w! r子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , C3 D7 c( j# N, o% ]

5 R. X# \# [8 T幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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( U8 a& o1 ~) f# P老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / K8 G# ^+ @; [2 P6 y' r
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 y: T/ g5 }+ _2 [, T) {3 Q
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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% \) k( J) X, y; ^( Z7 Q1 n人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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. |' q9 @- e# O' C不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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