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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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* Q7 P* Q1 V2 V# A性本善:Sex is good. * n4 N" F' K7 x# l" l  Y% N' c; n

0 ~. w1 U* t! n. {4 J" k0 u性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ) h4 `9 H6 W& F5 e2 O

  \6 k3 ^: z# }; J% `# R& q4 J習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 c: t& P" y) {" B! ?
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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, F$ ?4 u3 H" L" c6 e/ [. M6 V% m; w性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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# g3 o$ z1 H& U; n8 Z, r教之道:The way of learning it ) b* c' A& _# w; P  R

5 q; h0 Z$ G1 Q3 D: _3 ~+ A$ }( t貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 l. `" N( }: Z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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3 M' L/ H" P* Y9 j, z  R. z/ x擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ! @0 u7 j5 ~9 y8 F* h% D

8 U3 p9 S: i/ ~有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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4 M4 Z3 l, t+ b4 S( m1 I( Y3 G7 E- R/ [名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5 K; v" L  |1 v5 R6 J& f

3 `3 H, b" f2 O  l, }" N' Z) U養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 3 `# O# P( `% H4 m) E7 k

$ d! F4 P( Q" `/ W4 }父之過 :It is all your fault.
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( ~1 _' {8 A. i! q  M6 C教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + R" q$ e# ^& G- F: f$ n: J# W

: J& A+ |& F6 l師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 H$ s8 {. C7 f

+ Z8 J8 M1 ?) d+ S  X" j子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 w4 g8 ^2 Z8 O* Q/ \  S9 }! _

8 R  m. ~' \! r+ d6 @2 [非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( z* x6 p4 P1 h2 T$ V% P' E
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, * p; ]2 k$ ~3 O6 D" Y7 h
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged   C2 p2 @/ R& E; U" B; x% ~

; V( h1 _# D# j' a4 n7 F2 u玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 0 G: j/ ]% _' F/ Y/ T: x( p* X
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ) Z& @; j+ ^" @) K9 V; ]
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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/ D7 i+ m8 a* x+ I3 \不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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