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人之初:At the beginning of life. & j1 n- B) S& W2 @8 b3 x1 H  f5 l  ?
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性本善:Sex is good. # P: E# R* Y! Y/ E
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; \" V) f; }7 o* Y
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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9 B, E. Z. I% q+ r( g性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 3 x, Z6 |6 i; F" A3 c& R

$ }9 B2 r  p  \教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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" y* e4 o) e) E* A擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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* p! y' R2 l1 ]子不學:If you don't study hard,
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8 b' ?. D' k2 }& }1 {/ j' Y1 e斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. + ^8 r# q" F& F+ C

! O& W3 B1 F# Q# ~8 }% G竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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( _6 |- k! S5 A5 K/ @& Q- G% O有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine , \9 h$ v1 i, A; y% M
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. / \6 w# g# E1 r( z& Z/ q) z" W

3 R) c, U+ l: Y6 a( y/ i養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, $ D! D& ^  K$ A' `, P1 @8 W8 c

5 s) ]. |7 }1 X0 s) L2 U父之過 :It is all your fault.
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$ g4 A" V5 Z& H  o  s, O4 K# j& N教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ! Y. O0 [/ o: |! {3 D7 r2 {% s' z

1 }# }; Q* ]) j師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , U; F! s$ W$ I5 L
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ; ]3 A; o1 a* }5 ^% N' p

" I; c) m( I7 x# a  P幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ) K, @, C2 P/ K" I5 L
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 7 c2 o5 m3 u" `

/ z# i3 n" ~$ @4 K1 d& A1 o3 U& u' I玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / ~9 ~& T' q' _( U' B8 `! k
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . B( j' u: j' v; ], U! W
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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: ?/ B$ z% D/ C6 M: M* Y不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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