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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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8 I  n2 O3 \8 F9 h; x, A, d; g9 }性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * J5 u" V4 v; z3 M% ^8 M! q

9 f8 {3 I8 H, M) Q" u習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. * X' q& ?9 ]8 d& q. P1 @
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it & l3 U% J" W8 o! Q# V& M$ B; W0 B

6 G* P8 p$ W$ `# m貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 a1 s1 N5 E7 j& C. X+ b昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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# \( W, m- ?  A7 \子不學:If you don't study hard,
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- `: E6 r& i5 U3 C斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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  P7 ]" w, Q6 N有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine # Z. r( j' Z8 l6 ]7 {6 M
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5 Q$ w1 {: V2 b4 }8 o

3 f# G  X* F( {: d) \- S8 E" p養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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0 o" X2 j1 `6 W父之過 :It is all your fault. 0 @9 \( U2 Q5 P9 ^1 o9 v% w% k1 l

3 s! Y3 O% D1 {6 Q教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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9 S: v9 p. ^$ h8 Y- g; ~8 N/ {; k師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . L% x0 ?; g4 y9 J1 \

4 D+ S; l  p4 i+ a# s6 O子不學 :You may refuse to study this ) u' R% s, y6 d8 A$ M/ M, U6 j

3 v# `7 }& |( V非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / I" \, ~& G  ]3 K- G  m5 R: _3 w
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 2 h) w& }% r+ d0 g0 }. ~+ H. b7 ]0 S

3 N1 D) o$ g9 X! W" l: L玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( @: V- c: N/ n3 X
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 |) w+ I: a1 S. c0 G/ W4 G, I( S# Q

  r: I/ \: O2 A" R人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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. c. T) x, p8 X- q6 o" M2 u不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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