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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  : t) n, a& ~% _2 M# e3 I% ~# A- \2 D
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1 ^) O6 b! P* E+ e9 X( rPiano piano green 琴琴青
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6 D$ Q* Y6 r7 A' C9 V: b! C ePeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 * T: Y( |8 |) d( \5 n
8 g! }$ ]! L7 |1 b0 HI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! " f$ H- |8 |2 l" y: T n* y. z! k
+ ~1 U. H9 T1 u# @6 m! XYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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8 a9 a2 ^( m# @$ M. T+ f, H$ i& iIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 5 t% E$ z- s+ v
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 $ C# |% Z" _$ X7 K
$ {3 D% W: r( w4 Nfall on your street.""你個"K" 0 o; n; `- M5 g% C: j
- R/ V$ e( P+ s( Z1 M, nBlow water吹水# r# O8 e9 F! ^% E& {; l0 u. q
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 : _2 m, Y; ^6 P& ~4 I$ y k( G
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Face green green臉青青 。 8 Y; Y' S' t; u' x% e) r
6 w" j! i' }8 ]2 k"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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* j& ?5 \3 Z: N( b$ M) V/ JYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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! N" b, f% M, e( xYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ( s1 N; T: u Z2 L# _9 P
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 8 d+ g) p! @/ q
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 2 }0 v6 F) J" J4 j R7 F
: \' o" S1 c+ N1 g! }. u* pEat banana食蕉
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/ b6 |. a) P. _You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 " q2 P% B$ f0 r% e" o P
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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0 U0 M4 T# a* M tWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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: {: O6 Q+ F. f$ Y, h% wWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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9 t8 `2 s7 g7 u/ K/ O6 e7 n: z8 j2 |Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 # G+ e6 D7 m0 }9 v1 |
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Do the world做世界 。
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3 e! Z, ^# j, k1 H9 [Big tea rice大茶飯 。 " d5 J0 L: N' b/ ^: t
; M. z9 O3 ]# _* }8 P- J% Q8 HWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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# H5 f% G6 ?9 x3 U1 QCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 % A0 }3 H% |- N. O, v5 \
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! # M8 g* O5 `4 @% q' B
) _8 r6 V) a8 b5 ]I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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9 |& J1 f& I) E1 qDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? / }6 q1 I1 t5 I1 q6 B! e
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ( `# c% e6 H" u7 L: A. @7 F
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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# `2 a* V5 n4 {; e: m& xHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * [# X4 e0 \0 \. R# u7 j
@$ B9 {% l) @. E1 K7 g0 {You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. % f& \. P, g0 ~; u
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! * f) b$ n! x( c
- m) N( S9 `/ f5 [4 AEight woman八婆 5 |7 R- I( C+ A) ^/ G6 K5 p6 Z
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! - h! v; V5 K, I) N6 M: l
- i( d4 V5 [ P: ?, P. c5 cWear grass著草 ) a9 @; }$ O+ n" w# C" M2 [
9 O) v! Q' |: rI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 g5 R* D* ^% N8 l- N3 N
6 O0 \3 w4 U) [. E, b9 k3 N4 UI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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( t x4 n8 x0 ?( r. i( ]/ ?High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 8 N9 D% L# Y8 _8 f* c( z; b
: N) I" I- S% bTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 2 \5 w: L% u6 ^, H0 B, q
4 H3 u @" H9 m: k9 r c: IGood mother.好娘
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& T3 J/ U9 k+ `You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! " Y0 N& N" e% c i' w3 D) [! G
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Old dot.老點 . p/ C. \. D% J
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ' g) a f0 \. L1 }0 O
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 0 R, r5 g1 O+ ^/ c3 z5 J' x
3 R0 D, a0 Z: \+ mA dragon service.一條龍服務
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# s. {7 `7 ]& ?4 w0 c. O1 t+ }3 mHold hold water.楂楂水
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5 }" H8 v4 V( R' cPump water.抽水 : j6 U% @5 s7 N
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Two hit six.二打六
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