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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 4 d2 R. \: i o5 o1 v' f5 j6 D# a
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 & W5 ^3 b+ R9 t. q6 B( s- T4 E
" i0 w& Q+ p- A+ h/ h. f- ~Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ " H" Z1 e x$ L( T3 v
' T9 Q9 p* i3 z4 M: hI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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1 B5 Q! D' k1 x, x1 XIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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, C7 x1 M; c" D/ yFish skin~魚皮 。 , H1 t" ^( |( I+ |- k8 X
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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- m ?( t8 t9 J! c: X! nBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 $ {# l" d8 k* \( m( w w
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Blow chicken吹雞 $ u& y9 a' z: f: i$ B. W
; A5 W) _: T/ CI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
2 r+ X% o- o! t; N1 v0 y我吹雞打你班友 。 . n" S+ Y- ^; u/ k
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 c3 y. K+ {8 y! l+ r
* U! l4 `4 z! ^Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" * E; P$ Z5 q, x" N7 b1 S- H/ q
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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: R8 t* J+ e0 K, a$ u3 vYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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: L. K6 ~1 s" x' i- C" S# WPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? % P7 @: U* M- @8 c5 D: j/ u) z
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ) k) G; ~4 X0 l6 r1 `
3 B7 G( S7 G' IHow senior are you?你算老幾? ; o! J4 j! T3 v. S
# U8 H8 s2 Q: D! x8 UWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 3 \. X# [: a4 p; }5 [8 o, h' C" [
( M5 ^! I+ A1 y8 Q9 ?1 {8 gWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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. o" r3 S9 a5 Z3 U# TZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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/ ~7 C( P* k, }! ]& F6 rWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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. i" k, G+ E6 a y+ \6 }The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ D# V3 o J/ }8 s# [9 o
% q Z, C1 L/ f' ^7 \1 F; [; j1 _8 [. RI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 0 l' V4 t% h% a/ G8 E% N: X
6 R( ?9 T3 s# A1 F9 H6 uCollect father收爹 ) t/ h. E7 \) M" h1 E
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ c0 J, v! ^( D( q% J; s6 s |
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? A6 u: Y! S$ F0 X4 ]
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 9 U: c8 R1 T! ~) E5 t! }0 O
, u5 R; m: d) ~& MYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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' T0 z6 `+ w/ e& A5 Z8 Q* v( d CAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 6 l- G: d# G7 p( t4 E
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ' b- W) a- ]4 ^) M( o A
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 6 [7 a4 `; N9 u$ ]+ p* N8 K/ |7 C
& k( h7 l2 l6 R4 d* [& E( dEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ]$ Z9 [$ ~6 @! a# l( y" M
. A/ J8 P/ m Q/ m' Z5 s( ?$ ZKing eight egg.王八蛋 " U p- a }' [ i* g8 C. P- B1 x+ B
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Black son黑仔 % V! |! D8 S* N b0 N
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ) X/ y& L' U0 Y1 p+ y# Z& ]9 ?6 j
2 e8 M% ^ G( d2 U. r" {: O! EWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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! L2 j' M1 u7 tI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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1 E" m+ b3 a0 e$ U" cGood mother.好娘 ( e' z3 }8 h. T4 g5 [
8 L( M4 |& Q$ y: v: @1 ?9 n T' K+ tYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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4 y1 v" h" t! k m3 a' VOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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: B6 _( d1 V2 z7 dA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 8 A% V/ V$ s# B* e7 z
6 d) Z" W4 }; {- T# R6 z# s$ y6 DA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ! ]$ n! y( O5 G6 d, U9 ^8 x
# s9 ~* f; D' [. l$ V" h) GMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 : `1 o9 v$ ?1 o! L) ~
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 2 m2 z' b$ m, [' w! {# u
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 , k* d1 @. ^/ A* e3 t* x8 ]
4 A0 x. O4 j! D' h9 W4 jPump water.抽水 ( ^3 d, j/ P, B; t1 o
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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