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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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8 h& j6 _! N8 C% S! |" L" PPiano piano green 琴琴青 7 @/ j% \) _$ X5 C! [' x, Q

! n' L) v0 B$ i7 j% N& Z( uPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 * [# j4 N$ n$ \
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? # a: f' _5 F# M
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 2 C2 D9 n+ N: d) m8 @  u
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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5 A% }( o9 [% MFish skin~魚皮 。 $ t$ X+ b& Q# M- E
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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* l# i. {" D, s9 V, mfall on your street.""你個"K" . |3 x6 O+ w0 M1 j2 g
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Blow water吹水5 }1 j- H2 ]; D# j+ m
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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, \: o: p) ~! wBlow chicken吹雞 + ^9 d2 T" S% p, o6 g( x

8 F% Y. u' e% i: P  ^6 oI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . @) g; _) X" L# M: P  g5 y
我吹雞打你班友 。 / E+ F0 J' M6 z7 j

: U2 r: [# _$ o  u0 v7 o1 V7 jStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 3 f4 c9 X6 J, }0 i
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 9 X8 ]" H6 E4 u' {9 ]% p
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 5 G* c  J$ O- U: \  {. M* Y2 ^+ J

5 o) l* O0 y' u1 oYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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4 z! P, C6 }/ r6 _* b' RYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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# U2 V  o( j! Q0 @You jump building.你跳樓啦。 2 k6 P5 ?" Y1 i: O. F4 L* q
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 : i! C% h; c- k8 I2 `2 @! X

& P5 r$ z: m8 IYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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7 W, G. G; Z4 _8 u, n! u: F+ JWhat the water are you?你係乜水? % Z' J$ F& |0 f
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? $ l# ^1 |* ~+ k/ V% Q
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 - b( r7 G& ^/ E0 n3 ^5 G8 j
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 & \3 w; b9 \. c8 |
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 ~4 r/ {3 w; C
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Cut girl 界女 ; w0 w5 w9 B+ v' H" p% d3 s! p

& N: M/ Q* ], i) KThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ) A  m7 [+ c8 ?3 V1 V

/ r( g$ q% t6 M& _% v; R6 OCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ; t5 A5 g7 B) L. F
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 ; O2 c! {) E( m2 b
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?   C+ Z4 X7 e1 S5 `6 v( E4 q% }
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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- F1 c) o+ U% N3 ]# n8 {You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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  u! x: N& }( KAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ! o7 e% c. G/ W) D: b$ e9 r& \" k
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ( `6 H( i. P3 I, Z+ V+ p9 g
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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) p; Y; s" D4 YEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ( x4 P3 q8 m' I# C

8 m0 @. _% R& k6 C, W6 i1 ]1 cKing eight egg.王八蛋
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* q& {) L- k8 w4 y/ o; `. `Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 4 W+ r% t& a; q3 q5 i+ C
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! . [( J8 U! i' Y) R
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High hand.高手 , ?4 f$ n* G* b9 E' N" J7 X0 u

3 G5 [3 F  X8 b' |" \( n& m7 s* y6 {A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 5 M5 K, Z1 O( N# d* l
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 8 N  C0 e+ q) i1 q; a! @8 a# A

( R6 ?& a: D7 d/ N1 v* w3 s* hYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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One old water 一舊水 ( {" P" g6 v" _& G
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ) a; o8 r5 K& A4 ]- T5 K& e

% G  k$ e8 b7 M, F& ~% IA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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6 O' D' h5 n$ e5 pA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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0 t2 s+ Z/ M* j& r) p9 fMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 # H7 h) d( C  x% O: o, J
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ( r$ R! V. v$ i( ~. a
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Pump water.抽水 1 J- W6 D  D& ~' q5 g5 v
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Two hit six.二打六 , O( {5 U& x+ R0 B& A- H  B
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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0 S  i- o  _7 j' g# eyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳3 _5 V4 s( `1 X% J: x  c
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:! Y; c/ ?5 v  |( B2 [1 j1 ~
還有
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+ y* F3 ~1 E7 a" ^6 \you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦... a5 i! ]' h4 B/ F2 ]

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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。' k9 X) \& }# J0 E- m$ T0 \
例如:
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有d以前睇過
. [3 X% L+ Y4 V( D3 {最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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9 ~, [0 P1 u& z2 |我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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