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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~% e, ^  T; Q) C& v4 I5 r$ I
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& n5 S* X0 U1 F. g- d3 K(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 8 \3 b( j7 p7 d) k' V( t

# D/ e  M/ T2 mPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 8 z% F( X6 [& {) K  h. G4 Z# x; b

* k# `% _/ X8 E! uI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? # O/ _6 B+ g% {# D& W$ J

+ I$ Z2 P! j( }7 V: [' wI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!   B6 Y4 ?6 {5 C/ I% M

& d; k: r- S6 CIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ' L8 D/ M9 m! H) g/ ]) I2 U
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" " P% I; |- g# j. t8 p$ J

) L  D; G3 Z$ |9 j- Z+ a% z  Q, ABlow water吹水
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8 p8 M2 Q- G4 G3 A  a& x* aMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 / i1 E5 q) y5 V  R0 c) |: E

/ ~& \6 V  ^. X6 H/ d3 }* ]0 L. cI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
7 h- H9 z( f3 r! a我吹雞打你班友 。 8 l$ \6 M6 P1 D( N1 u* I

1 t, T5 L2 E% ]  k# Z; Y& uStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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4 N4 N: }. `- iYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 * F5 P& d/ Z! N' V9 ?! l: T8 x

$ s- S. m2 U" ]  o$ }; W) {You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ( {+ Y2 x: t; O8 _: j2 a6 N

  h+ k. @1 _* d6 r( j2 sYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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; v# v" H* s0 z  YPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 8 t6 f) e. C6 E! T

! s' c' p6 I; u# _2 [1 {8 f- `& bYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 3 }3 Z; }# l6 J; I% t! B
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How senior are you?你算老幾? + L8 u9 A: Z$ d
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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+ |" B" F- L1 n7 S+ vWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 1 @$ \. s5 z1 W( v: h# D; L7 J" b

$ h* g; m7 I  T/ [7 [$ I% CDo you big me?你大我呀?
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8 D! X/ Z/ g1 D4 P, Q0 \( M! DZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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- B9 o% j2 Z6 K$ C7 y& DDo the world做世界 。 " J, f# {; P) t1 J- D

0 w# S- Q- i0 G0 |4 WBig tea rice大茶飯 。 0 U! o/ O6 V4 a
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 / h1 m* g/ c( g# V; v3 o5 E
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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$ U+ J9 D, S' ?* j) c  ]Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ( q7 `% {9 u4 Y
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 0 v& o2 P! a5 Q* N
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! ) v% O+ [8 k8 c+ H6 ~

' Z7 Y# A, l: i3 |/ J* |Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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) j/ N5 R6 L, v& ]! FYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 + ]& O) J* J: M

% `7 S$ F. U9 L, AAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 . v' j; a5 D9 H9 L; a: u6 u9 g
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 3 b) {) a# K* d3 V, W0 w
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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4 t, Z2 k* ~4 j1 EEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 / \) h; A5 Y8 l( i% X

, E. T  s: d. g( O/ Y$ T, x3 jBlack son黑仔
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6 H1 {4 i$ ]8 Z% LToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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. B" M5 Q, r/ V3 xWear grass著草 - j4 }4 T% `/ \) A  q4 I* Q8 T

9 A3 j0 s& I8 r& G& p7 J, k' {, jI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 3 P, f3 t/ `6 L. J
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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+ ~' z7 V9 @0 B" |High hand.高手 3 z* t' F, c0 {0 c! m5 V0 Z
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 1 J+ h/ J/ Q% H' g# {
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 9 Q; y( E8 ?) K4 j7 x8 u

4 V7 y& z% m$ R# W+ s" Y, |Good mother.好娘
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% ?5 ^6 T2 I! O, d6 w8 Z( vYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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One old water 一舊水 & x8 u5 f# A) j9 [# h- l

3 a9 [+ k) U' c- g1 VWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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7 Q0 x& J/ |+ uA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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: q$ t$ X0 V  HA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 3 e( K8 [1 [& |, D
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 * d) K/ ]" k: m9 {

. y5 z4 a$ ~- m# w' t* ^5 ~" h8 vHold hold water.楂楂水 . \7 f' m% B6 z$ ]" l1 R
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Pump water.抽水
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+ ]+ z3 e9 n3 @! I! sTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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! Q- F! J; |7 |' E/ E" |: q" xyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
  d$ Z( P4 u& y! r! s/ kI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:8 @! |, v7 A$ f$ {5 Y
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  P+ x- _  Y, Iyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳" M* B- N; V. z2 f! T% P- w& p
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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! l  E( I/ r) L! H1 r好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

^^"
呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
1 B" q2 B+ ]% p4 d仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger! Z: U+ I9 c0 J$ ]

* Y' f8 b' O2 `我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! & Q+ l2 U' {' q- x/ F
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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