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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  c6 e9 v* L" ^$ o% _/ V
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(轉)港式英語
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g% p4 f& O! V( d2 l) b' _2 T0 B9 jPiano piano green 琴琴青
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9 v4 T1 W; O( X. Z: uPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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& }) p/ s6 l9 fI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 9 @# _3 M2 u" C, B" q
+ z! N6 x8 U$ `: ^$ d) V' KYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? c5 P+ U0 D1 B6 i" L, j5 U, a0 c
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! : Z5 ~6 B2 w0 U: r) o
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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5 S4 [3 H/ \1 F0 O8 h5 V7 C( ?: l9 J HFall on a street@@ 。 ) h2 G B! Y3 h) R. O3 i4 \. v
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 3 C& i2 @6 l% V. w% F
% ^: G! W# Z6 N, a& J. j8 S7 EBlow water吹水0 I+ I, ]! b, z7 f
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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% n, V* z+ B3 |Blow chicken吹雞 / G+ f0 Q) }9 j7 e- j# d( x9 e* I* V
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ w; f3 w: W1 X/ y* {0 a我吹雞打你班友 。
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0 P* L6 v; z- ^3 _. U! dStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 & @; u8 i" b! j* {. v
9 S4 `/ D6 |* A& a$ RFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 0 o, O, a' R$ U: ?
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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& C. V) B% R& j! A% A; I2 OYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 0 o, Z% Z! z0 U5 n
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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& [- B* x- D' d. [Eat banana食蕉 # r, c/ j1 |2 j. F0 s- M; [# R
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 3 Q3 b" R) _+ A! k. P4 d4 G
$ R0 C' B# O" `How senior are you?你算老幾? 8 C, C- H, A( O
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Q: w: @2 S* n' D: R0 [/ jDo you big me?你大我呀?
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8 }$ T ^+ L# f: ZZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ( u/ e& Z, Y6 E
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Do the world做世界 。 2 i$ z. T' | ]. r7 M1 C
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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* d9 P2 n4 o4 u+ d' u7 q+ G3 TWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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# m' ]/ P# D- K$ `Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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2 {/ b {5 k5 T: N7 }/ r+ _7 @$ ECollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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. Y" j9 H5 Z7 E0 ODo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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9 J+ T% r0 ^# BYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 2 [/ H( H* T, o$ C
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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" U# C* K/ Q" i1 lEight woman八婆 ) L K% z1 {( W; M7 d
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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* [6 l) `* e7 r" g1 oKing eight egg.王八蛋
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+ q" x) `& S: u6 I2 y; t6 EBlack son黑仔
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1 _. d( v( O) \# D( H, tToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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1 N. w9 c1 H, e6 L/ DI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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, g( A& T6 T6 q3 aHigh hand.高手
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: S8 \: n8 s0 |, _9 MA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 / H7 M$ k! S/ f% Q
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 5 s; C0 K% Y7 ]2 f% z2 g% X1 |
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Good mother.好娘 9 d7 H3 }6 v( l' Y/ ?) Z, V; c2 f- i
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! - c8 p' P" J' u/ y+ M6 K# r
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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6 u( {3 T5 V9 l) R9 xWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ' ]! b. i% N1 F
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 0 U9 F# ~0 I' Z; }5 Q, ]2 e8 @
: H% K% ]8 ~; j) bA dragon service.一條龍服務 . R) E2 a1 s* M/ }; K. u
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 7 ]0 H: [$ z; F
* n) C( V% f) hPump water.抽水
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8 s% F/ z# D; ?. @* P) mTwo hit six.二打六
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