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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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+ F: a6 b) a/ G2 I) K' r# vPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ; N) M0 U! Q' u2 C: \
4 z( M" V3 N! qI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ * F# R* ^/ |$ Y
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ) v1 I0 h- k7 q& A8 q
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ _: m' S. u" q2 ^* l
8 z7 m6 Z; P0 W4 ~& q' xFish skin~魚皮 。 % s" n; P/ {; t. F3 \; u* S
3 N- s/ `* v; g. [ {# QFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ( Z7 w6 U7 W4 Z% L# g* z( L& s, e5 p
! h9 U% x+ e! O8 zBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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- r. S! |( ?4 d) u; g7 CBlow chicken吹雞 % x b+ y A* A' P6 [# P7 Q
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % ]. L: R9 W9 m
我吹雞打你班友 。 + ^; A# ]: g( j% O1 _4 b7 `
, U! t \5 n/ g: u" V9 ^3 Q; @5 Q8 L& lStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 3 I* b: H$ Y* X( d. M; Y
3 k. T# l( f% W4 n; J' VFace green green臉青青 。 " `! X9 V0 s; V9 W9 g' I
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
4 e7 E0 G! c, `! b8 r0 ?; G點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 # _% I+ }$ b8 q4 B
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 / m9 G: {" \0 @0 ]
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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0 Q- l" P9 i5 R9 g) ]Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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1 T. J. Q$ Y! dYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? : y9 N- D* _+ u* c+ c6 l) Z
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 1 G3 L6 C7 J& ]: ~- v
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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7 C1 m* r2 T, e) F, Z- wCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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& i6 K( U8 l2 j/ XI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 4 n8 `; W( p6 W1 A V. F( b
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Collect father收爹 8 q |1 B7 V% o1 o* f. @
2 B/ M. r+ L: D1 j% C; Q5 f- IYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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% L. `9 [6 ?8 M6 k7 r, XYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. " j8 a, S; M6 \5 ]( I" Q
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 0 O7 v4 @" K- D- q. `- g
$ t4 Y9 Y0 O+ _- |2 w$ X) DEight woman八婆
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7 g: z$ D1 c! Z T- cEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ( }: `$ I& S! m. i( q, q+ |
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ! ~' E/ o& a: w: f
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& [5 d2 x2 m( \ E, e! }9 V9 @Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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0 E4 f+ J, s) B3 |2 ~% s% wWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ + T, }& R. w2 _' Q3 o
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High hand.高手 ) ~- H- A* R0 {- m4 z
3 S8 W& U0 R0 {* ~A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ( g3 l( t( |$ D9 ?/ u
% e8 t2 N0 V3 A- Z6 n8 ?Good mother.好娘
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1 d/ ]" W3 ^% }; H8 h* K7 W& ?You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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1 B6 u+ T. X! TOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? . n6 F8 p0 ~0 V5 s: m7 P! H- H2 u' p
) _- U; `* o. y" m7 L8 m2 m5 BA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 5 Y* j4 L* |3 T/ O
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 7 T4 \9 u5 t" l4 q' K. `
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ) n4 |- u7 s* a' _
/ Q3 b" J) Q* \# r0 r7 O; PHold hold water.楂楂水 - H+ W8 L0 @1 V. h; Y
4 J& z8 U3 F( }2 y. W2 z. ]" m' `' PPump water.抽水 1 p7 B$ i9 R6 e/ i
- ?) k) \, Z0 z# g: m) nTwo hit six.二打六 , B8 X8 a( Z' {: a& t7 t, u
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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