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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 4 |, H Z' R2 ^3 }
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（轉）港式英語
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4 O) n/ N0 `: N# X! `& g/ UPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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0 c5 v# Z; t0 P! _/ ~. oI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ * Q# i0 U# l* X$ R1 }* [
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 6 P2 B* X, g- m+ s
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Fall on a street@@ 。 4 O H0 I) m. Y; D% B9 I2 C
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 8 F1 \6 \! q4 f2 i
/ A" [; O+ q, s! y. A' ]Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 2 y: I D3 K- ?8 _4 S
5 Y* h; W- m- p# L) v& T+ tI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
& n6 w7 X: d E我吹雞打你班友 。 $ C7 I, X% g9 e; f" e
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 , I! L) h% [3 q$ u( Y
$ A3 B" H- i0 N: ?0 O' R"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
% ~9 A7 G6 E- L% M點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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) U% \3 f2 Y! Z; R6 @You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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9 w5 j* d9 S; s- k. z, Q iYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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0 f, ^# ]% S1 ^$ o/ SPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 3 w9 T) s/ m; ~8 [0 h
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Eat banana食蕉 N6 H% d( T( E( g* q" k+ M3 ~
$ W( l1 ?) ~" L/ ]9 MYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 8 p) J% h3 A# O ]6 s
% s- u+ i5 V. m( l* b8 Q) p( iHow senior are you?你算老幾? . X6 y7 p& x2 v# a5 L
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What the water are you?你係乜水? " Q; f4 g; s8 n4 l1 x( M
. G6 I3 @1 `/ O( C, s }0 Y4 lWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 8 Y, B3 ]0 \" s, Y. J2 U; C* a
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Do you big me?你大我呀? & B3 ~$ o% k7 K4 c, o4 t( P
! `5 V$ z8 m+ e: b0 r: @Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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& y6 i( b; p8 D# g1 i! i* HDo the world做世界 。
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0 f: p, I! o! ]3 ^3 J1 J4 c6 ], EBig tea rice大茶飯 。 8 O5 Q1 r* d# d# y3 M" r" _
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? , l" P3 M( F8 \' C8 b9 Y% c" _2 g
) |- p3 I0 h" Q0 e2 HCut girl 界女 ! s" B9 U/ I/ m' g# M z4 [; m
$ }0 J7 g1 I0 P3 pThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ! @% R4 d& P W+ A# c; H
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 0 s6 w! D3 }3 `, p3 w+ v6 i
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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5 Q" b- Q3 @2 @9 h6 m3 UDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? * r. z V" B- a5 K1 z* v
4 g) N. ?6 I3 G% C* x" q& QLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 * T4 w3 `) Q4 ?! M1 k
' } m; @* d1 S1 J d5 R5 M$ SAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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, a" U% e% u- z; m+ X& RYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ' `( U% a2 G# y$ c2 S/ ` Z' t2 t8 P
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 , ^+ g5 \: \3 E, E( T
: E% N& h- M# k0 h# }Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 6 k: j1 ?; R. a. b; Q% b
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ) j7 x9 ~' H% n! C' w8 m5 i
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Wear grass著草 9 _- Z' R$ F' U$ u5 ^1 C
4 A/ x$ o! {: Y( S" k" j4 W9 ?5 [I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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h8 z& P; q( k; A9 II fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 H% k6 x6 V7 r* q
% I* K7 K" ^* G: P6 t; G8 `You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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3 ]2 S8 O5 i6 w) POld dot.老點 . D" W1 s, m1 p
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 . Q `6 `- O# J
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - n8 k7 N/ V& A% ^
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 + e8 r( E( E& o- G
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 , k1 \$ O6 F {, U' Q
, m6 d4 m; ^8 Q$ R4 ~7 ] THold hold water.楂楂水 * U7 r o( [4 f# p
" w2 y8 @: x& w: kPump water.抽水
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, j1 h2 M# w5 _9 ~) c i$ KTwo hit six.二打六
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