港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~" j+ T7 @4 ?/ U# `8 S/ l5 t
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（轉）港式英語 6 Z. j" N, y: a& o# j

7 M( E9 g, f/ b- GPiano piano green 琴琴青
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; o4 k3 k, i2 T& b" K. m& ^0 [Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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8 f9 t9 b5 r" p  }* m8 O5 n2 x2 NI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ! O- C! `% ~5 ?' v
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 5 f1 |& G  p0 y- ~4 J" ], W

) g$ |7 F9 {) @2 l3 D$ Q9 \+ H: JI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ / D9 q% U+ t1 X
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 " |. K& B) @" P: P

8 \. C) v4 N( R2 ^1 G" K# w- ^  c; ]Fall on a street@@ 。   }7 P; l/ @4 U' ~! `0 t$ _
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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& U( o% A+ D4 r7 E: d1 i  }Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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& n. Q% L- ?' Q2 m9 n3 ?  CI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
, _1 M8 z7 |3 L* D3 c4 e我吹雞打你班友 。
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' D  G( r5 X* P% E+ `% s4 LStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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5 l: S& U" \- A6 X* z1 u, j"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" , F. U; q  q1 G
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 & B; }' r4 e# s) E0 B
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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0 _, @6 v  _7 ?- g7 D1 @You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 . |% @2 f) U3 C
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ) }" |+ c% q% n

+ L& o6 m) I' K8 g& G" o1 E8 O/ hEat banana食蕉   V1 p- a; l9 {. T2 b

. G7 K7 Q: a/ S( U  x9 ^You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 7 q( P7 l, {7 |+ V: |: D

- J& V8 y4 \) M; XHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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, d4 d3 g0 I( G: o- h1 }( D, `What the water are you?你係乜水?
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: b$ g. K- O" N6 w% a- c' g1 DWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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2 B& s' q4 @+ A; r% O5 K. W8 V1 DDo you big me?你大我呀? & p. B  i2 L0 X
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 e& P$ \4 U: e
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Do the world做世界 。
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( z7 E0 D: d1 _! Q! Y8 ^Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? & u2 w: c2 r% X5 Q* l" x

$ B) W& G9 E( QCut girl 界女
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2 O( u1 Q$ G5 y1 z3 d, V! VThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ' l: H- f8 T- Z  O+ a  c, C
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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3 ?- @4 ~" s5 W! }; dI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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5 M7 P$ b& L+ q  u8 bCollect father收爹 2 u7 V$ I! J* y3 s1 j
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 5 p; b* S1 j1 T1 k+ ^# v6 \
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 7 a; L. F/ ?: n6 r: V9 i' p/ C
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 6 d. \! f6 b3 T+ y; V5 S. t" ~! G' [
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 $ q  V3 f' U9 t) l* E/ P8 d
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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% Y: t; @2 e. x- t8 fEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! , w2 r+ B* K% T& G, c+ m$ u* o4 M
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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) I0 b; h* C4 h) JBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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% z1 W. O* e( I; e/ d3 X# DWear grass著草
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! ?6 w+ Q0 X/ A2 f1 R& I* \1 ?" r: n6 MI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 # T- \& P5 T, r4 [" P: Z8 K& c

# l; O/ p, t0 [5 S9 i: @; T1 @; @6 s( gI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 0 H1 }* L2 E* H4 R4 p

/ m, P" B7 j: m% T0 EA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 " N5 M0 x2 M" O- g# x/ E

* U: w2 Q& d" vTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 % C0 @- s# s$ ^6 P

4 B3 E( F4 h3 j4 o$ ZGood mother.好娘
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9 L2 o" R/ j* Y8 l! fYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 4 z. R& s& I5 o9 D6 ]) x5 m

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One old water 一舊水
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, [5 u( r- ^% z, U; ?What the spring do you do?你做乜春? " j* m! v2 }+ l) t! ^

/ g1 w4 q/ D9 T- V$ Y0 z3 sA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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0 W; X# `' ~& tA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 7 k) s; }- R9 R3 R; s# `4 Y
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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  \; K" f/ v) }" n5 F4 x+ a# ZHold hold water.楂楂水 " n9 {- Y9 U2 ?% x3 m2 J4 C
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Pump water.抽水
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5 `8 E4 C' l+ YTwo hit six.二打六
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7 g( X; U  n. A; `' ~8 k: i( WTwo five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

還有
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5 s1 I" w0 s5 Z6 }. a6 O% xyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳4 E+ k8 E* N6 ]
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:; b3 T7 z0 h+ Y! }0 G% ]! L
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
+ ^/ d: h# {/ z8 JI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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用inside..

tkc314

之前睇過啦..+ M$ V5 u7 L6 m1 B9 z1 D1 }
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-

Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger
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hklady

oh , thanks ! / {! ^7 k: P6 I, N0 F' Q
i very need it !!!