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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  * y& `2 v1 S6 j* m5 l% s
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' O2 j3 s- H, L& E" E5 ^(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 . @# G. z6 J+ @
. G R. _5 i% T; }Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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+ |3 ]4 @2 L" zYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 0 w+ @; f i3 p6 R+ y" m
1 T$ `- [" v6 {- f$ tI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! " ~3 s: d8 z: y8 F2 a1 t" s# g
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 * { K {' e" K5 \. t
0 P: c& T2 V# R4 l3 T* zFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 0 r( S3 l1 {$ ^- j/ z0 g
8 e2 }2 K9 v$ U0 J3 VBlow chicken吹雞
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/ L2 m! | r4 J- B5 O' F1 FI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. : P2 u4 p5 j" P. d. s/ d; m
我吹雞打你班友 。 1 Q$ ]3 T; y. G0 i
h' [6 f4 K( E; Q OStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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" D3 X4 m$ Z ~% `9 H# \3 GFace green green臉青青 。 # h8 y- P% ~( m' x$ K
- N0 m* U R$ f' I0 V% n7 Z! W: z"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 6 f: F5 U9 T, @0 z1 h4 k
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 . v% Y+ a% D W/ d
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 6 o0 @% V% C( V3 |* K3 q9 _/ F8 w
/ a0 @# s+ y; Z* Q3 C+ C7 v eYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 $ N! c+ Q) m# _8 m; p5 k
8 `8 N- }; j; |4 H xYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 , a2 Y# m* l- u" ~: q+ U% n I
/ v$ s$ s5 B5 m& u3 K3 @Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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0 [. Y/ @, z+ F, fEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? T; K: B' H4 g# _: e) S& z
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 4 e6 f3 {) p9 W+ e
9 z( m* }8 C3 C$ P3 X5 SWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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0 H6 l8 S+ q' c/ q$ |! Y6 J+ _Do you big me?你大我呀? . v$ r) k+ u7 K: e, @! s3 Y b
/ a% ~# G" y8 e( q0 ^ d3 SZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 A" S7 X, x7 z
$ q. {4 c) W! q2 S9 b2 D" |# j7 BDo the world做世界 。 3 _: c2 Y( i' U0 ?+ f) [
. `. g( @1 j4 f4 uBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ' i' d& p1 n6 \* M m* ?4 G
( c/ D6 G) Q u0 e% R' ?: jWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 5 c4 Z! j! g8 L: |) G
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 7 Q$ z. L/ g, n! l
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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0 P5 L3 O( b5 K8 xI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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: v! g# N9 x0 k8 _8 g( UCollect father收爹
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* f1 `9 a- E2 \You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? W$ Q! d) G- _- m; s4 Y5 [6 R
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 - m9 U* y S, |
$ G: Y3 v5 o1 u/ HYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 # }9 a' z$ a. | o
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ; P' @$ k. M* z9 K
# W; L, u( x3 NYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. I$ P% \# O+ s4 I/ E* W
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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; _$ M5 L) `7 n r4 nEight woman八婆 0 Z: J8 D9 r9 B2 P" A
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! " I" J3 A3 j( r7 Q
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! # d( }# X: b- ] d
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 + @1 h3 ?( }8 _! ^
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! & I8 s9 w4 p, P/ ?% ?
: v ]1 {" Y# @5 L6 }0 h7 EHigh hand.高手 " u+ C7 t6 L5 v. v7 R5 M# f
2 {5 U# L3 ]- a+ fA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 # [3 u% b9 c6 m( n+ J
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ) J) v8 e3 E* t% b4 v
. G) a; ^) o: c9 y! B/ ]Good mother.好娘
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5 }( i# x7 \, v' N' bYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 0 e8 K+ A* t2 C3 _! z
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Old dot.老點
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, [$ M8 j2 }! ~# oOne old water 一舊水 8 O' b) E5 G- M! Z0 H
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 9 a/ Z$ U- D3 l8 h0 N
/ ?5 o7 F* H4 ?1 _' p. }7 I- {A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 4 v; ]6 o" X6 [
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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7 t6 M4 P1 [, S' S/ wMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 - ~3 Z# Q5 ]6 o Z& y* M* W' V
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Pump water.抽水
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4 R/ |. W# m! Z4 r7 y( S' h$ {Two hit six.二打六
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: t9 |: Q( I% {9 ^; @Two five boy.二五仔 |
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