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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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2 P$ F/ S, S8 Q; @(轉)港式英語   h0 G& Y/ A; t4 E/ ]- F
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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. B9 f0 q$ v* O2 mPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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0 m0 A2 f0 V. H+ R- x8 KYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! . `7 i; q2 f) F) Z8 k
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 6 p; U( B2 }6 b$ Z, B6 ]
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 5 k  f+ V: T- D' w0 h
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" " y2 h9 `4 k9 r- m; A' v4 J# B
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Blow water吹水. j4 ^1 {6 m# ^! T1 O
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 8 N  i$ c) K/ }9 e+ V

. r! i- Y$ h: s8 v$ i; d9 IBlow chicken吹雞 - q6 ?" s2 \2 f0 t9 v

: y+ N' H6 ~6 DI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 7 M& C1 E0 b% \
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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' N8 [7 F& g- |) h: x: k0 \You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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3 s; O5 h" z9 I  i3 A( PYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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* J) a2 A# V# n: A3 B7 J, O8 zYou jump building.你跳樓啦。   L. D2 L& o7 g/ H" Z% i

" Z1 w3 M' b9 ~5 K* g" ^People mountain people sea人山人海。
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2 W9 B+ H0 x" QAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 8 @# @" [. L0 [0 y  o$ q
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ! `9 o+ i# e, V3 y8 T; k3 t0 d3 A9 U6 W

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1 H: I' i; Y6 M7 i0 f. B4 fWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 7 ^6 q$ s9 p, k! a- {6 @. ?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? - i7 Y8 V7 M; x  Z0 m# Z
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 6 Q3 Z7 A! w5 B3 H
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Do the world做世界 。
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2 n* N3 U# t0 C; H# d5 uBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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9 C& V  _* v) |+ p* G- s6 n/ I4 |Cut girl 界女
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7 V# @$ i8 N# [8 Q' ]The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! & c7 R6 ]" `- ^2 ^# V8 f
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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6 W5 ~+ O0 T( kCollect father收爹 ; a9 E; F( e' \0 f3 H( O
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 0 b- E/ Q" j% ^0 {2 P. L

- J" @5 x3 P# M  i9 C% N8 PDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? , B$ z- c/ s( M% q( |3 @

/ J8 t9 V7 H2 Y* H+ m+ H2 p$ S/ LLaugh die me.笑死我。 8 f1 c  v- D: D1 ^- e+ n% j

9 F+ w. C- M; f8 i6 U0 wYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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$ I3 y1 Y+ [" ^) mAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 6 h% i/ K" g  Z# g  w* G* D. @0 Q" I
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ! Z0 J0 }8 }3 O! n
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 7 C8 m7 s/ y( X2 Y1 h& y7 l
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 ! v+ h) ?- ^4 y

. o! s8 u! C3 z5 I8 v$ lEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! / V; c) ^) o! X" o( R" k# ]

. o- s9 ~. t& k' h# o+ o; m, }King eight egg.王八蛋 $ L0 |- `  y  m
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Black son黑仔 + y6 `9 ^! m5 i3 q% q: w
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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% a/ C2 l9 H2 ]I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 % ^- S. Q3 J& N# @6 }
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 9 E7 Q5 B. H$ H

% I  p, ^8 D: s0 A2 ^6 u) k* }8 m6 P- JHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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3 A8 P1 r, f* V2 Z1 M8 n- RTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 3 d/ ^. [( ]* X+ p% f( P# l: r; c
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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, x) k% u# A2 }: q, s3 bOne old water 一舊水
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, B. K2 _9 g/ Q3 j  oWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 3 C# B2 |. j/ q6 i  ]% }( P
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 " u6 C" G' ]7 G" C, g: {8 N

% D1 q; Q  Z+ {/ x2 jMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 + m; X& h" v4 X+ w+ e

8 ?) R- t% i6 n9 g* C/ I; r! U6 NHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 1 O4 k9 h5 O( g+ _- t

( }" S8 p2 d# O& vTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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( f- _& z2 D, k7 W1 ayou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
3 s  O4 ~6 \# e5 g. U4 WI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳% |0 s, u" L7 f* ]& d
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..' N0 R) T  B& f& l' \0 }7 e% _( m

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6 i/ N' G  r" E4 U2 [$ o8 a2 O直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。' b6 _7 r( R4 V, O! |/ Z
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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# e5 d4 i8 y2 j* p2 v' m% K6 y8 T- S我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! 6 y1 G! k( X! C) ?6 E
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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