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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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+ n6 N6 @' ~0 b0 p3 b" _8 N& _Piano piano green 琴琴青 & b8 f7 C+ ]* n: V
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 8 f! ]5 f. l4 P7 N: i
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ; P4 t9 u" ~9 e3 ?
2 o. c# [5 z4 T: R, {% [I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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5 x+ I4 G; l# LFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 4 s7 a! L1 |0 ~, b) Y, o
! M0 D4 c5 g: i# k2 o# Hfall on your street.""你個"K"
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$ t- Y8 x Y9 @6 Q& cBlow water吹水
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0 J& c, n- {! n' dMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 ) p8 F) T# k, h. n/ ]7 a
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 D; V% s) f+ V3 }4 _1 m
我吹雞打你班友 。 2 `+ F8 _( }8 W6 f* y
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 8 O! Z$ H/ G4 b- a( i1 M: K/ u3 [ v
$ \4 {/ O: i! Z2 O0 bFace green green臉青青 。 ( z% m9 M( ?' R0 l
, y# t9 k$ v' E* I. {"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
. t7 z/ {7 T5 I x$ O; V) D點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 9 B. c; I5 c# I' G$ ]
) K8 p3 h9 Y$ X3 e, V* xYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 6 P) m: c+ W! u6 \
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 9 z$ J4 e- Q/ h; T
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ; j7 ^8 F! y: h! Z+ L
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 , W; c+ o( x. C' V; q1 H. J
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? - G; r4 n* d& y8 |& |# O3 I5 P7 T! {1 m
) \& Z# [& M, z/ i, N* k9 u7 D; [Eat banana食蕉 * l b0 Q! Q! h* q
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 # N6 t4 a# `6 @9 E3 }
: A n4 W9 A0 cHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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* U- o# v4 U6 @& ^What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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. R2 f1 a% M: b8 fDo you big me?你大我呀? % U/ v. u& k5 H8 q$ F" D
5 }& {- g; c: H' kZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 K9 v9 e. n h [: X4 J. \& M$ B
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Do the world做世界 。 , L1 `( T3 e2 ~* X0 w _
8 W9 l( I; ^/ @" A4 UBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ( {* U$ G2 h9 E. q
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 2 K+ C, y. D4 z; ?
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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4 a o8 w& P5 u8 o- wI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 2 u! k2 ~; N" g9 ]
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Collect father收爹 5 X4 g! q9 P# f% a* H5 q. s# Y' A
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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! r6 O: T2 E. W# R, d4 {/ XYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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- z* S9 R. h, Q. {* cAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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8 N( Y. N4 o, s0 x, @" [Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * @5 i7 w" E" m% l( i
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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! m! ^3 K# T; {( i0 q# F. }7 hEight woman八婆 / o; h! W g+ F* [& c
" T; J8 p h2 s& {( J' ]/ r! \) uEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! , a0 E; ?6 f2 G S$ Y9 \
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King eight egg.王八蛋 # Z9 v5 n& y+ A; C( o8 j
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Black son黑仔 4 ?3 t* z( M! g. z/ f/ b
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ - M, K- u. M! R
4 \) ? Y7 B) aWear grass著草 G6 f4 M+ B6 x1 _* @
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 $ N. q9 s( W" e# e3 l. A! J
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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# b! \, A, y# S' S8 r' THigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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* S p W+ ~# \2 OTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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/ S- l$ F9 E6 _ P" U0 d8 e" eGood mother.好娘 ( t' ?* J Z3 [1 g' a
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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: u. {3 E" H T+ r$ ~! a. IOne old water 一舊水 9 m5 }+ ?8 Y! m! v) N
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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$ ], g# G1 b; LA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 2 h4 V3 k S M* _! G" x
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 5 m& B% }' L. x: E$ B5 _4 k1 Z% F
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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1 q5 t% w0 @4 |/ m: [* M( \Pump water.抽水 9 B2 [. d7 m' l5 _, ]8 @
/ B2 v# j& W3 s3 P7 ~3 yTwo hit six.二打六 * ]; q I' X1 N% h4 B
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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