港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

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（轉）港式英語 , n( @& z2 x, `, \
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 + n) N4 z* S" I1 g0 [: S

: m" `3 g2 s  C: J. s$ wPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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7 i& g! e) ^9 W( r# |- k! B3 p  FI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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- ~; J/ ]! x; W5 [( DYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 . }: V- I8 M# K. W* W9 Q

2 Q: r, s$ x; v, ^2 a8 T2 n: L: WFall on a street@@ 。 & a4 u; `- v. h. `( E
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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+ e7 A% g# {2 r; Y0 A8 [Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 . A/ l" o4 L) A: G, F, q
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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3 N: N$ g  X. a) `6 Y8 n- B0 JStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 & j& O9 |5 R3 x" R* L
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Face green green臉青青 。 1 A2 G! e- R( a. n
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" # B' B/ _' O- A* y% }7 w1 u2 L
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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1 k% c& b. n1 ]# f$ [9 E8 p9 I0 wYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 $ j. C# }0 T' e. s1 c- s: D
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - u( P' Q  X0 S0 |0 H

& @& ~7 `1 h! l, \% V( A* gYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ( S0 o/ P+ J: ?) V  E9 b/ Z# Z# I
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 8 g7 S  A! u, m$ N6 [7 v4 F
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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  `6 l! j4 W+ `: pWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ) k1 @) z3 K" ^' M4 p

; N. ^# [/ K6 u( H$ FDo you big me?你大我呀? 9 ?: z! v1 G/ A; C
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 4 o  k" z9 u8 U5 ~! [* q* f6 P
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Do the world做世界 。 1 f8 X; X- j+ g; u! p& N" J
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 - d2 p4 s: C& L3 [6 t/ a% ]
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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( z' {! |7 W; |) W. Z8 t% rCut girl 界女
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1 m4 \! \6 J& S* Q( {4 w/ d9 V. \The king of cutting girl.界女王。 " T0 K/ A  V. A. E

4 e4 s, I% j. S& F: xCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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* y- E+ g: L+ \$ r% K/ t3 w; CI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ , E% ?0 G( D9 \5 y
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Collect father收爹
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- t2 I  I3 m+ O# v& ?9 nYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ + n: r3 Q; I; B0 k2 A
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ! f* @1 J9 p1 [  P: ~
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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3 N- ~: q# ?, p# R$ z/ X5 ~You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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6 z$ u* q6 p& g) \: SAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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3 ]0 `% U  J0 a" ~3 Q- I/ k$ M* iHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ; r6 K/ m) F8 N9 A; W, W* l( x6 s1 g
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
0 x1 y6 `& w$ e* y7 n6 e" [: k& m- E你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ + m/ q0 i6 F8 V
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Eight woman八婆 ! e" P0 w4 e7 c2 R$ Z

7 F6 D) h2 R2 i5 _Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 0 C; A' I$ f! `9 v3 f: ~2 F/ j. [
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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) e( j$ J/ t1 l( ]' h2 WBlack son黑仔 , f  Q( {3 r% o1 U
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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2 [6 X5 Q! E. y0 eI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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0 }: Z. v3 ?6 g+ a/ j& }I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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6 o+ `/ v* N7 ~; M. i! V1 KHigh hand.高手 - p" h4 z9 \) q+ m) K# m& w% j

% G9 ]. a; P  n8 _' ZA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 3 E2 Z5 w, {4 N" d# S* r9 V
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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2 V' _1 u4 n; M5 Z# g) g3 K  s+ yGood mother.好娘 ' P: a! ?! S! P  Z3 H1 T) F
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 7 Y* L7 m" M) [, L% b% M6 A0 m
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One old water 一舊水 ' {. j1 V: ?( b' b2 o" l/ F
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? - ~- t2 @7 d; h: M: p6 u

4 [  d4 m! z3 CA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 1 f8 j* X* v: W7 b; {( M

- ]2 U* r; g$ Z2 t* \* J0 NA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 ) {& k6 K1 |4 Z- T
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
; l+ n. S  a" bI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
. A. o* l: C1 J3 _+ b3 z: ?還有
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, z. x1 S# S2 Y6 U' C; ~: {. {you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
4 n- f% M* c, s9 `3 JI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

7 H6 f. k; W; E% }. R* |0 [0 B7 Zd人係連inner都唔識...
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tkc314

之前睇過啦.., q; y0 `. u1 E* R# W& N) R

9 l# k1 s; m3 n3 u4 |好無聊下
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Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。) T: f# f; {/ D/ |* m" D0 b8 `% t4 u
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good rope 好索

奇

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
+ J  W3 p) }3 I8 X7 M; W( h; C仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger" D% |/ `6 t4 X5 \& {, e
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks !
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