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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語 / V+ L  ]! ?8 D  r" |/ a
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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% t5 d! z( T: Z" w4 a7 hPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? & h. R' I$ W0 f2 ^4 v! ^4 w8 V
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 8 @2 R  s& B3 w, H9 r

! g6 n- j2 v. W- R! C, _If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 / f/ n/ P8 ^, M( M2 Z7 d! W3 q# J# o5 o

, g4 a( W4 a8 }Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" * ~$ b) B6 }# @/ V  _  M/ Y! G
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Blow water吹水
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! S; y9 ]7 S2 [( `5 P5 o$ hMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 $ L6 m8 }( ^5 S7 T

2 _3 P7 s# u3 z1 P0 k/ O: y: bBlow chicken吹雞
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1 E2 ^& @# @. N3 _I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.   D" S* K7 v% w9 K/ e4 R
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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8 v7 a  e4 E) m! I! R  [7 KFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
. Q: {" H4 |5 T$ k/ B點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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5 `4 G/ T. x! k+ |. gYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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$ I5 S! J* e4 \1 b! C; f9 ]You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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' N1 u- [  ^' \* p/ _You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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$ O) `7 |: g6 L. m) |+ w. IPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 7 T/ E  O8 s, ^! L3 |. l
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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8 R; V2 g: P% u8 E2 iWhat the water are you?你係乜水? % Q1 P/ E. L9 U' h8 s) v* Z
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 4 E% U  Z; }7 ~0 u+ K9 j  h9 D& a- k
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 4 B" R3 B1 Y  U7 c4 T6 [* q! g
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 9 y( w) i+ O* }  p  u1 I
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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: N3 e+ C6 V( p( P4 H8 |Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! + y1 V9 N! j$ M( _9 K+ t' a

: O; Z# e- i# D- G: [: }+ @' \I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! # S8 V3 J# c6 ~0 p

% p# Z& `/ V2 _3 ?Collect father收爹
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  z8 i. P' T+ l4 KYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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6 T5 M0 u6 O7 l1 ADo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 # t, `$ p' Z$ B, S4 y* Z6 H( V; r

2 d5 h7 a( u- u3 VYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 1 p3 @+ P5 B* B0 \/ v7 {1 d
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 % d% ]* S: ^; |+ }

6 O: @* C; ?" f# Q& nHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ) d: v5 g2 L' B" ]

( G: M& M+ e$ q( w" _7 ?4 FYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ! s" }$ p' x: p7 Z+ R8 F
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 : b) |: t% V/ P8 \* g3 G  \7 k% m( c
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ; c/ I) K% E2 H% t( I1 b

1 N9 m9 q4 L6 n4 Q1 c5 G3 @" SKing eight egg.王八蛋
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4 d$ N/ j" k2 o3 x: s+ _Black son黑仔
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5 N+ H( L/ k6 F- g! t! rToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ( m0 [/ z, _8 s* Y
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Wear grass著草 ' z$ _7 m3 q! w" P8 t0 i# h9 T8 @
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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! m+ F5 s; L$ L( gI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! / C3 ]5 `' }9 J
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High hand.高手 8 W0 h! f+ P- d% l

3 U9 k( w& c7 l; I4 P2 f$ y& g- t' EA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ; K2 G4 K$ W0 `; \5 v

, H4 V# [! g& H! ~+ `# wGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ) w- M+ ~9 k9 Y! _) z% p
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 6 V2 v' }. }* O- h
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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  L- Y, ?+ u( nA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ' C" p9 S5 V3 x3 ^2 b; [
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 4 m3 w- H. e6 y
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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/ |" R1 S0 q6 _  f+ T+ {Hold hold water.楂楂水 9 E- Z, U* f, ?

+ M. n! f: y$ ^; A; T! l9 m. O+ TPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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2 N* q% q- O! e+ ~1 ?3 e$ DTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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+ h( h! Y$ [  O# l7 E6 o# ?* Eyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳5 T# E2 X. P- S2 |5 E; ]% E* ]5 r
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:. j; o; ]4 H; ]' C8 M6 c+ Y
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1 r* W, i7 h8 e' wyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳% D" w% o5 v7 H( @2 |
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...: @. V  ]# e1 T' t0 \# _
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..! I1 r7 f3 Z. J! C' d( ?

0 [  C0 a6 d& z9 d3 Z$ P好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

^^"
呢d野﹐可以自創。
* a6 k- M- j4 n; a. t例如:
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有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger* |% O4 d, |+ o5 T5 B9 Q. P0 ^
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! ! j1 i7 R+ r; H* Z# \
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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