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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語 + D' J  _7 i+ `3 k" E/ _- k. Y
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 1 r& Z9 r& n  N3 _( D. [  T

7 m: \  A" J! b2 ZI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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: O: p) d2 Z9 h  c1 eYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? * k1 c* r5 ^6 M# J/ Y; y2 F7 Q9 |

# n) ]" l* Z0 e. C* YI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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% x' X# k8 @, a* M( eIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 1 K4 i0 W! @1 Z
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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+ C( Y% F! V) z) G% v+ SFall on a street@@ 。 " B3 B9 Z$ w; ^; ]6 N0 n( e/ W

# y6 [9 L" r0 ?* O2 b5 ]fall on your street.""你個"K" 7 Z6 L: ^* P& ?7 E6 ?4 @
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Blow water吹水2 a) |7 n3 _) h% w

. [6 D1 Z! t2 Q$ Z7 l% L9 X9 MMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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# g3 w( L: |7 N" i/ U. E, c7 wBlow chicken吹雞 8 m( K) x- D! {3 P
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 V( z- C4 P+ n我吹雞打你班友 。 7 C7 X4 y  T- |# j9 P% C% z% P! @
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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5 Q, @! Q+ h8 J1 H& i/ TFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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( ]5 M+ q% m4 Q7 X# F/ M0 {( QYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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. f+ F+ f% d. SYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ( i0 L/ _- ~* W" O  |

7 c/ A1 V1 a$ T) |: j" u3 sYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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/ C; L5 @$ y4 U8 `& rPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 ; k& f5 M; O6 ^: q; t+ x

( w( v) M4 F* z+ F: F2 mAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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6 v) e9 u  r4 y; ]. ?+ V1 b; rEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 & F& P2 k7 b  x5 L  _4 `

5 X% K8 R! s% c7 `How senior are you?你算老幾?
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: V3 x+ Z( y- C* }; TWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 3 a3 E- n" z8 h* q/ q' h1 @5 i: n9 X

4 q0 q1 E. S0 |' S+ yDo the world做世界 。
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) X1 v% n; r* B! p# ZBig tea rice大茶飯 。 6 a: G" `) L' D8 S! e

+ t' I& _/ t; t) h$ r! B! nWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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0 M8 ]9 t' M! K  @3 T3 V8 Z0 K' `/ tCut girl 界女
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; X. ]! `. o+ ]6 s+ PThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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0 v: Q9 D$ r$ h# V: ICut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! & e7 j( H. O" m) b- K6 L

/ @( d5 D0 a' S  ]0 A! ^I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! * @; V3 ?; u& N4 B  z5 s) v

" b- i; ?( x: ECollect father收爹 0 {. n9 O( z7 g/ o7 W: D

7 _9 j* R- }9 Z3 b% [You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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8 y; `+ A0 N' Z! [9 O% o# Q9 f; m/ P: cLaugh die me.笑死我。 % |: D+ ~& {, A5 c% o

5 k6 s# f7 K0 U# v! K: rYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ! U) i8 x1 v4 f4 H$ d

- J7 p, g1 [( U; u. t, W9 w/ \American chinese not enough.美中不足。 : z8 j3 `6 _5 U% @. Q+ d8 f  D* q
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. " A& s4 K* T; b& D0 [
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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; P' Y: [2 Z2 N0 w. P3 U/ A0 S1 zEight woman八婆 # T& Y1 Y1 b$ q  c# {2 a. r1 Z

% O; S2 X; s( F% m: G4 OEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 " j9 @5 |) |. m( R9 g
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 & j$ o* [' l! k/ U& R; U# Z
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 0 C; q" d! ~5 c/ b  ]3 P+ b# e+ U- ]

' o7 m! Y5 |6 W$ W- d/ o% [: B! LHigh hand.高手 . E8 B# G* w4 {3 P1 Z
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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- u1 L; x  }& ^To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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3 T6 |% t! x3 E" g! I+ [Good mother.好娘 8 t0 I: m$ J& k
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 0 t; I/ U' o8 o. x$ y1 V
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Old dot.老點
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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* k" X* x+ S# k7 D# q# l, R* hA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ( B4 s4 i$ F% J4 o

  ~/ [+ J& \" aA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 $ t7 C# w( Q9 f8 I/ m; I$ t2 P

+ @% E8 _$ D5 BMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 * Z" M8 s( S/ Q; S/ F; H3 `/ q7 g
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 / g8 }. F$ H, |' d# k

* u( P1 v4 f( J2 O# U& k( \Hold hold water.楂楂水 . H2 O, S- @* n  T; e4 h5 y* R5 e, ]
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Pump water.抽水
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1 {/ S, l) D( h$ Q: Y- @Two hit six.二打六
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4 n1 e( e* M' p$ U2 A( t5 |Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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4 {9 E3 g* V- {- u) G; Z" Yyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
9 B3 q: Y; g1 x  i) QI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:% U* K9 ~) z1 |9 v. w# Q1 y
還有
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/ O+ T6 X7 w+ C& R% nyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
/ W& f) R. U- U3 D7 ?5 V4 PI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
$ |1 k6 O5 [9 T9 Y( o8 f1 Dd人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
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  g! F' \8 a. u- [# z/ {& M直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。" M, L' I  [) M
例如:
4 Z9 U5 D$ o+ M! u( j4 @8 e( `" l/ Ugood rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。9 n5 ~4 x# s9 Q* u  y: L8 [
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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