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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  9 m1 ^ r k9 Y3 M
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4 w! F1 Z2 k. s/ [9 C) E& S(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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! A/ S# p; |: II know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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+ X! g) j3 Z1 |+ p5 h& [: |I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! & X8 k/ F& C1 G9 e
$ O7 S8 j" W5 U: R, E" O8 ?) J6 }5 P5 \/ zIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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5 R# h' h( G K& D5 }Fall on a street@@ 。
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+ Z2 W" U, V f. s& wfall on your street.""你個"K" ) }5 s, S0 N5 g5 f
* m) M- f/ A6 F9 g; CBlow water吹水
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$ D0 Q0 I6 c/ u2 V0 iMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 8 v G4 @) t; g4 z: q
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Blow chicken吹雞 7 k. s/ L1 z% c2 h
& o5 r, j$ K+ s" B i( N* _I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
% @7 m% {4 Y; O0 o7 S1 O我吹雞打你班友 。 0 e: f7 j" M: y8 e* `
e+ w; U& u% B" `. p% Y$ RStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 ^+ m0 P+ S( F: Q* ~, P2 [
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
" C4 I3 Q& A7 M) ]5 C8 h點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 . g' f/ [5 w; A7 U: b
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 5 d+ J; t4 s) d& ^0 N
/ C: t5 \. b0 }; PYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( R- p+ o7 K4 N1 N+ G5 A
' T3 @+ C. n% V' IPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 u* J# f( \0 N0 @0 x
! E2 Y+ g$ O5 @' m5 |Are you road?你係唔係路呀? * V8 J: e9 f' u4 t
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Eat banana食蕉
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" A4 T8 H2 O' p0 Q6 P) F9 E {You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? q+ s1 L# x/ k" s
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ( |0 @8 X& A, c$ a& U2 ?$ Z1 `
. ^/ O' `7 `8 u9 J! K5 k& I* KWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ' { u, o% m- _( ~& b
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Do you big me?你大我呀? L ^& e7 t/ n' ~0 D. E# G
) S9 A7 J6 F9 _3 CZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 & a' }) v8 `) Y* ]
) U5 s; }( W. E o5 CDo the world做世界 。 4 W1 l9 _4 a( w/ W+ k9 t9 F
% P6 n8 |7 R: Q3 Z ]Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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, |0 a. W6 G: t0 @3 oWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ) R/ k9 {9 c1 {( S, C; U* ]6 m. ?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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! X, Q m/ u$ A) J) H7 bCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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+ S2 v# K6 Y- k" w4 J0 tI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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~" y, \/ P) _6 c) C. N; ]+ r! q3 M, ?Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 6 B' u" M% M3 v) L: m9 u
% F5 J: C3 b+ t7 H- YDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 2 h! A4 W, y; n1 J3 A. A) k
1 T3 _9 x! t9 t# u3 rYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 $ B6 a W) T8 Z
5 I1 V4 `* r' n0 t4 F) ^; \2 B, VAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 8 p4 x& f9 {% N
0 L/ b) [1 ^ e$ E0 C2 n9 eHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ) M" K6 M- k8 k$ _
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. + Z( P9 H" Q! V; O1 U1 Z: C
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 4 D6 U' {: U0 W* s0 B
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Eight woman八婆 ' _8 R. L. D- I+ O: W& I! \9 _& g
) M. b g. V4 L, M( Y- {$ IEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! , B6 Y! W: k/ }9 K. ?$ z6 ^: g
* ]1 g2 H* _+ IKing eight egg.王八蛋
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9 r1 o% A" y$ D' {4 p1 `Black son黑仔 # G$ R( a8 f+ {- n3 p
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ; k3 ]2 ~$ g$ o1 p
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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1 a$ u- [; r4 x) ~0 K+ ?- ^I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ( F9 w% `$ x7 W6 k+ B& T4 [
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 4 X7 B2 _% a; T8 z- X5 D
; r, g0 P. L6 Z. j5 a7 P, t( sGood mother.好娘 / {4 Y# G" G3 `/ f* |% }
& R6 y [3 n* |4 fYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! . L4 j0 }0 B7 S) I
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Old dot.老點 8 I; V. s9 k) z0 W
, H& E! Z v& ^* |% [' f4 o) M6 \/ @One old water 一舊水 6 P7 P: Y( l% k; `8 |! c
4 Q" u! n* C' |2 JWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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5 g8 \. a2 w( e! FA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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* _* j9 s8 T" o1 y0 M A$ sA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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1 @" c5 {" }3 RMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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, l( e+ K0 q5 l0 j2 Z" ~6 bHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 , o6 b9 S3 k( J6 _2 {) t* {+ e
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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