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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  " g0 V) K7 ]2 g5 S/ t# P
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: o# j( ~. U- W4 F0 q( T(轉)港式英語 3 ^& T2 ]* H8 X$ e8 ^3 r4 c) r: C
, @! k6 y4 ?/ T7 V; }. E0 CPiano piano green 琴琴青 . U% ~: L) m6 {1 j8 ` { h6 }
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 P: Q" Z8 |4 V2 D+ t4 T
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! , {. Q* m' W" p: z
1 o, T5 l" G9 o/ SYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 2 x! B: r; c" M7 }4 }# H
3 Q* w2 r" N" p% e6 xI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 7 o1 M3 Z' J8 X$ C
, ?' `6 Q1 p9 N& q6 m$ e! PIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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! }" E# ~! w$ S3 k0 M$ Z4 BFish skin~魚皮 。
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4 J. U" U6 K* {; r5 y, r5 e. GFall on a street@@ 。 9 {+ S% y9 C4 ~ ^
* G& V, k4 V. B- [+ }fall on your street.""你個"K" & ^8 y. {: n3 z6 ^% w H3 [
. _( |: B6 Q( }; R5 s g/ vBlow water吹水
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: h7 f S5 k% rMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 / h0 I4 U# B0 U: ~$ Q
; M# m2 t# o2 K* N; I5 dBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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6 g0 e9 f( F; oStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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, ]4 H! [. C) p+ ~7 qFace green green臉青青 。 E1 E7 z1 L& P6 ^0 n+ [! b+ p
6 q+ V. P: m( k1 {"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
@- i* z* u8 i" x點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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) f X: v1 \) V7 N0 m' k0 i* t$ gYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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t4 x2 B6 |1 U3 \4 f0 tPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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/ i% G5 b6 x2 A' U# e3 V5 K( ~Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 6 I% p1 ]$ i* T+ u& l8 K* G
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Eat banana食蕉 . ^3 b; a& \1 P: i5 M y' P& E
1 F/ e( A7 [3 z9 j$ CYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ]5 h/ k$ f% ^! }
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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& ]( r0 o) H+ }) ^4 d+ O3 tWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 9 b4 ]9 w. F, A7 R* |
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Do the world做世界 。
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5 P" y, c$ i: [8 EBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ( h4 `) ^4 ^! u' u! s! q5 n
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ( z6 `. ^# J3 I4 _
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 + Z! T: m8 L5 N. a1 i8 y* j
o4 n( H' u/ a6 w' ]3 `Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 1 I. e4 b0 `$ `1 f" w- ?8 u4 S4 L/ z
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Collect father收爹 ! r1 }& F+ M) {: J4 c( z& r4 l
' }/ J# S- `7 ?6 mYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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1 z/ f1 w/ X: V# _( n! mDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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7 L( Y+ b7 h! [3 D6 H! KLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ; @2 u- }4 }+ x. I
3 `. R1 S# g4 y$ UAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 , Q# q) {$ Q) e% J
+ C h+ u$ B3 g/ f5 V/ GHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 9 k4 N' e3 @. W5 }9 C
+ c l- Y! W8 u9 j1 @You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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& m/ o: V$ u8 c. m: uEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 2 m' |. `# A' y4 g! t$ q
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ( d6 u* K7 T- |& ^/ C
# O% G# g; H# Z3 q3 fBlack son黑仔 2 ?2 l( N% O+ ^7 n1 Z0 \3 n& ?9 w
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 ! ?9 y$ h/ M- n( G( D1 Z' a5 u
& n! a; N$ ^5 wI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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5 N" K+ B' B- {: w* I8 _High hand.高手 4 z/ X( A9 y2 y: [: ~$ V8 u2 X8 R
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ( d V# R) M6 K( j" }% i
( G. ]& ~8 m+ j* B+ WGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! , d8 b0 H$ P' a, N; |
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Old dot.老點
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0 b. {/ k- K0 F* xOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 1 ~5 ~7 |$ Y* d5 _, Z. j
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ; T# |. c; o6 e3 |
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 5 h3 b6 H9 Z6 v- Y& U6 A0 C
|" m/ H3 T5 R, h: V5 d% gA dragon service.一條龍服務 . x( }& V/ [) v! U; e0 z2 S
{8 }& h [: C, yHold hold water.楂楂水 P$ V g% l4 W1 j7 x6 c7 Z2 L
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Pump water.抽水 ( [$ w, { d( m X/ Y3 j
, _, m2 E( P: b8 q2 b4 }4 rTwo hit six.二打六
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8 v7 A: `& ]; K1 I/ {Two five boy.二五仔 |
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