[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! t" T- b, |2 @% `* B9 @$ U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& x( j, r* C. e5 u6 L
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& ]; i- S: j) S0 B8 b5 d* Z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% J$ x) t0 Y/ A. T3 s  V. za.They give like hell.
, _! p# E0 }) O* X& e4 F/ H2 Yb.They do not yell.7 o2 t0 w8 a+ x
c.They do not tell.
" B9 _" [  O( R0 j7 ?d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ a3 b# @* F- }. x3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% ]9 _! o7 s7 ^* L- a HEART to love him,- q: x5 `% p( j. G+ K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& f6 K. ^1 ?8 v- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  B2 u. D7 @( n2 u2 o# T' d
- a SPADE to bury him!. \1 p& i2 L0 ^- U- [

# y- T/ i0 ?3 y5 O5 L4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& R  ]9 s& t' {  z; O, YBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# m& l% _2 W4 m2 _
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, w2 f( {& ^5 T" B" T" G- ]1 YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!  V1 l2 e1 r! e4 t: l" e3 A
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  r$ ?& B$ H% z5 Y' c# L) L
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 B, W& t" [1 t! G2 f

! l6 b! j* T$ W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 D) J8 B1 t+ o1 C6 g% e$ B- PWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, _; @. v9 M6 `5 g

9 w# {% K  L& a8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) T$ O+ v5 @( o  j( g* Q) Q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
, o' v" Z$ N7 W' M& B7 H5 y4 Zkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great