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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 n( Z$ Z2 W# d% L4 A
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 t8 y0 j4 U4 p) `+ O) y
) T% L" V! ~- N* c2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- [$ e( m2 t! Ma.They give like hell.
# e+ `# w% B# J( n8 u, I5 P7 ab.They do not yell.# L) A! k) ~. V6 s: w" _' f
c.They do not tell.3 D. G$ x, L' d4 |" g' E+ [
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 |* c" j" m# n0 P) T: C7 g- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ K5 \4 i g( j1 G4 L9 o7 n4 `" u- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 x8 A! b1 K1 v; X& B' J% z" D) nBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( o: f9 B f l" `2 j# X9 I
, T J& Q* G |; k u+ g5) What is the strongest muscle?0 _4 w% L4 [2 ^) b
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 p& `4 I6 f# S6 u$ VThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 M% d: m& n/ `* m+ `; E
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 Z7 H, F! D! J. Q( GWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, h0 h1 j% o9 `: _
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* i2 S m) i0 L5 ~6 O& I C
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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