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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& e, [8 b# V3 U# A% Y; | J# t& o; |
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 m/ ^7 ~! L7 r6 r
a.They give like hell.
' M9 O- f! _" Z1 qb.They do not yell.# G8 ^8 L% [' T
c.They do not tell.
& _* b# z; l; n4 dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ ^6 h: R+ ^) T/ T$ u* W3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: V5 N9 j: N2 n/ [3 k: E
- a HEART to love him,
/ ^* i7 H3 o. L9 J+ G! K1 N3 ?- a DIAMOND to marry him,
) `; ~; F* V0 D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% L* j- ~9 E2 A; z# w9 P7 f5 Q
- a SPADE to bury him!& e; f% Z6 o$ j4 @( n
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 I) ? I% |3 rBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 ]; K4 z0 j2 y) {9 X3 qThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 n" v3 S! w4 h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% Y8 B. l g. M. fThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 ~& l8 U8 }) l2 N0 U( U, l7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! h5 t! h6 |8 I& y# H0 @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8 A! q0 D5 Y: u4 C- r" K4 T7 p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 w) u! c* r4 E8 ]/ z$ QThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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