[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( x0 G; ^5 M* V! d8 O9 E9 ^99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& a& v! d! \$ A/ Z

+ l$ b* n: b9 \6 i5 p0 P- O  b2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 t2 Y  t3 g5 M* s# R9 Z! e) e
a.They give like hell. ( S9 Z& l& e  a4 a2 B9 p
b.They do not yell.6 }3 z; u; s3 {+ R
c.They do not tell.
. I. O4 p4 q# Zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 u: ~2 V+ k/ Q5 t; x& d
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% O1 S' P9 s% O9 Q! d  a5 T- a HEART to love him,
2 E4 |/ d( `) G4 S  _, n4 y  ^7 z- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! b* C. a  V) k: s- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' Q6 z3 X5 o5 l* S5 S8 D. Q8 @- a SPADE to bury him!2 O4 _: _1 A2 V7 u

3 K, B0 y& J6 I% b3 K6 g4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 K8 O6 M$ h% |* NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later  z& ]+ P6 q: H* l

8 u' \- K) [& c3 h* u+ }, k5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 Y" r5 m. B' n/ yThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 v1 y+ p" O) P! ]& L) H7 k
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; |) V3 L6 y3 A: A
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 s5 l& ^6 y; X0 p" Q

! M% A% K( L1 r$ }3 ?) g) P& @7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ {: y1 l/ z! g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ w" N; C/ m0 K8 s: q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 {3 j. l, o7 ?, c
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ s- L; h# f$ Z  v( A+ {
keep it up~~- o- G: H9 x$ u" \% {5 U% X
cheers

maksim2046

that is great