[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' B' N6 N+ n( B% Y) a, m/ [
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- D& ^- y+ W: @& x
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' k* {2 j+ _  C7 d
a.They give like hell. 8 J. B" Y$ S- }6 Q* F
b.They do not yell.
9 a. I9 s7 ?  r: c; t- E. dc.They do not tell.
4 U0 Q# Z" ~4 f1 b. \7 f! c7 d( }: Ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- c) n  [9 `0 r: T8 M1 H- |
- a HEART to love him,6 m0 X5 X: a, Y$ x8 I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ ~4 _: O  n9 x# f& k* R6 s+ c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ t4 |. ?; T" U' g- R+ K$ D5 b6 Y; t
- a SPADE to bury him!( \6 k6 Q' j+ R& {' H3 q
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 x. e6 u# P1 y- m' RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 |2 e' B1 @6 L; [7 c

4 p, Y. k7 G, N" j7 b; t3 d9 R" b5) What is the strongest muscle?) h0 x' S3 n/ M% E. T1 H! p
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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8 u8 z  Z; X3 O6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 j' Q3 Z& {$ a$ ~% H7 M0 I6 NThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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# t3 y+ D+ ~. N7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 q2 E, G) H( W; Z) t- aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! h  l8 ^+ Q7 `, I
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 U& J2 O3 X. U  b7 a- @, Q4 F" K
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
' _/ T2 C5 w9 @keep it up~~% D  Q+ ]) H1 ^
cheers

maksim2046

that is great