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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
Z7 ?: Y3 s7 B99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 j( e4 S! @, c+ e8 va.They give like hell. 7 L& [- Y8 c' s
b.They do not yell.4 c0 n; I4 S+ B, b
c.They do not tell.
4 d5 e$ ~! v' |9 u8 n% \1 {* qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 p' E E' `7 u5 b' V h; r2 i
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ u$ V; Q, j9 h- a HEART to love him,2 k3 i8 L8 X0 k, }" u
- a DIAMOND to marry him,; R: W' z! M; X+ M
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- \# L* `& F& \ Z
- a SPADE to bury him!. k' E! i* Q9 T, b* f
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# t0 Q9 m1 |4 i6 g, ^3 c! ?0 vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ o/ I" Q. i/ s6 O1 J) L
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 n) ?# Y! {; G2 M8 j' v( TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 k7 q( B% f- Z; }# T
9 a& g; t; b0 w' S$ V; H( g6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( ]2 W& o9 @, @% e0 u/ eThe arse hole is always in front of you.2 T: m% G8 h6 D2 e
* s5 F! N& u! V1 P6 }7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, p4 @1 | ]* X# o8 R+ LWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 M! h3 b! S6 J8 v
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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