[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 e' @9 R) M+ ~+ o' m8 A1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) P$ l8 p4 e( y6 j, Y0 V% V0 K3 J6 ?99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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3 P  I0 Z, m% D0 \) G6 J+ e7 f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% t. ^9 \% B, `" r; ~% Aa.They give like hell.
- E" N# T3 R: h# A) _, Qb.They do not yell.* M$ C4 L1 P6 S2 N) Q& v
c.They do not tell.0 }5 j2 }7 D' P* b
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 G3 ?  S5 o1 |  A. \' {: ]! I

* T9 @/ l$ i* ~3 Z2 O6 [% m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 ~% h9 \5 Q' F2 W) U6 Q* A; l- a HEART to love him,
% X0 i( J. D5 Q9 \- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! O7 w+ Z/ b6 O: r2 C% U- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 M3 \, C1 I" R. q7 ^- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' f0 b2 P6 w3 h3 q( FBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% S) ?' ^# q- z1 B
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) z9 F, I: k( U4 u8 Q- X5 F
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 F2 u# I4 |, t1 u6 g1 Y, x4 ^9 W6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 f, D* o8 A, b2 \2 D
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ i) ]2 [" x4 {# n- V
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' F8 A2 e0 W6 K$ [. `  H7 e5 o9 zWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 @, `% i2 A5 H5 N" @/ K5 G) l8 F
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# z# X$ R  Z: D* ^5 VThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
2 g# D$ l: z' K( a0 }* h  z  zkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great