[English]: Jokes..

小强

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8 w/ h) v! u2 F4 p1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, n7 L3 K6 B! g" Y, ], N! a# `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 K* F) O# f: _7 @
a.They give like hell.   c3 ~# H$ I1 b; `$ {
b.They do not yell.
7 B) Z% K- j7 G. o# b1 ?c.They do not tell.
8 E1 J7 X8 Y+ |) b- ?" ?) V+ m, Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- C5 k7 h* @9 e/ K1 P8 I

& a2 n/ A- ^* X/ f0 `3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 S. C9 V$ y5 I& {1 H/ h. j- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 J8 Y2 u, h9 o1 d
- a SPADE to bury him!
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$ S3 {6 y7 r6 p3 s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 h9 o1 R, M/ o$ y6 C4 f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?. h# C4 W; c. y% a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# }' R& e. |0 o

: k9 l; D  p  a" T6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" K1 X3 k2 Y- b
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 l6 w+ j; j- g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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* L5 ?$ R  @- Z6 Q  K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 u2 ~  U. n- T3 l* C* @9 r" W* _
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~- s$ \) z0 S1 M$ P
keep it up~~0 S- u9 k& s/ S: \; w. N
cheers

maksim2046

that is great