[English]: Jokes..

小强

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8 V, [* H. A+ j' V# [4 E) i  p1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" U) R& w* R  C2 b' j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% G9 z' S" r5 T5 G
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' k8 w  H8 P( _a.They give like hell.
) o. Z0 U4 a; jb.They do not yell./ ?% R7 N8 f( x. ^# X- B- L3 R3 h6 Q2 g
c.They do not tell.
( c- c% ^0 ?! x- k$ m% m- A1 c7 _' Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ b4 l! T7 ~5 W( H3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ Q2 c- v& F0 g3 |, Y
- a HEART to love him,1 R. l8 O6 v! x9 o4 J* j  J1 S! }
- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ c6 V* J# Z9 u5 `- B1 \
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" u8 m$ k+ O" J  [: ^7 j# z4 Y# s: W
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 c- T; ]+ ?7 }" w; F( eBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 h* y$ W" y6 n) z
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 w! c  T9 H" n; x
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% h- j9 v; s3 @# ?+ c2 b4 X! W' J* T
The arse hole is always in front of you." `7 W# o( J2 Y; b0 J4 W9 z0 M
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( |" I, N; S, V, x) h2 l- y1 x8 |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: C8 d6 `, m3 [: U

! j: |( b7 Q1 T: M$ r; ^' c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 b/ k; T; o4 p& N; y  pThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~0 |/ P( {1 Y9 \! P! f
keep it up~~; v5 i7 {) S! G' A% i9 S! }! J
cheers

maksim2046

that is great