[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 h% N# F+ K5 a: @2 _9 E99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* Y& k+ j; W' C1 g
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ L. j6 `) q7 H9 ]
a.They give like hell. 7 t2 F4 H4 [: D, X, [% u
b.They do not yell.8 w8 q) _, \" _2 j3 G& Q. `
c.They do not tell.
; R& n0 m+ s" j; rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 h3 M* Q% S7 r" f* z, U( @1 h: e
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 |) @4 s1 X! A0 O
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& p' f" {" V/ f+ |. }
- a SPADE to bury him!; [0 d% W( f! t8 B0 ]: v9 l4 p

7 Y9 O" R4 z8 f/ C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ `1 J7 C( A5 E# h! |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 C, a+ j9 R/ q% a* N

& O  _: {$ f5 u0 X: x+ W5) What is the strongest muscle?
) Y% E1 {& g: a# _4 E3 w+ B& j, PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% f) t" P9 E7 J. k7 G( y
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 k5 S/ y/ J3 j1 @$ M" z; @1 m7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# ^# K6 D0 w' q! B  M7 X# NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 d) K$ N7 A  I3 v
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* E% k% I; d! B+ g5 t& o4 O
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ p. x# B6 H) x: o
keep it up~~
: b" [. d& @0 P* I) @, }; e6 K/ r" ]+ ]cheers

maksim2046

that is great