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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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4 n2 r5 F; ?8 ?& C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( }4 ^) ~+ q2 q8 }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: `) Z1 b) H% b6 l _- q; P. V0 j( d
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* l3 a5 q& e# X0 m/ R; |! R
a.They give like hell.
# N) ^3 S' G8 e# ~. ^$ Z% x& |4 Zb.They do not yell.
9 ?* f2 O' o! Y% v& K/ f* vc.They do not tell.
% ]' L1 X R# o; w+ yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& ~3 r. C9 ?) W9 K/ ]
% |6 M7 k% Y& z, S3 n3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 r* u# p. X3 }7 D
- a HEART to love him,
9 F9 h( L h. h8 e& u' O& f. e2 Q- a DIAMOND to marry him,% u. a N! f2 H* L9 C% y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 M8 D9 a9 O6 J& `% w
- a SPADE to bury him! M" n3 |, {7 e$ P, d$ K4 j
; k# S* D, Q: @8 t2 b! F4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ j1 Y! ]: E6 q) G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 F5 S8 B r: Y
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
l. n2 _. G1 U: g; @) p" w# |The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ ~# P! J7 |7 Z. c( M6 _
3 A, [8 z2 ]6 s- Q0 Y! n9 E4 f' \% d6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? s) w4 p9 k/ c
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 j/ x4 q4 j) G @& LWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 A) j, w( ^+ C8 D
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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