[English]: Jokes..

小强

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0 O& k: w, N( C! k- @# o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 I5 Y7 @$ O( i
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' h3 B) c. E% {$ [- h

! R8 m! F' J5 _. x5 S0 q" Y+ k2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 p6 O/ \! [+ D% ra.They give like hell. ! @) ?5 d5 v* `' }1 P( F
b.They do not yell.
9 F; E0 e8 H8 F$ ?  Dc.They do not tell.1 Z  R' k! V' j1 R# W( {) N+ `" }' O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 p- E& R( ?6 }6 O; E4 U& @- O2 F3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ ^/ G2 m3 y. d! W% G6 @2 l' A) f
- a HEART to love him,3 r, R$ b& ?" j
- a DIAMOND to marry him,. @! X$ I6 [9 W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, k$ z8 F6 @% ^9 F5 D
- a SPADE to bury him!! l- Y: ~- R) |6 B1 T

" k( ~( U9 \3 S4 T: Z. \& O4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: C' U' ~& d" M  k
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 Y! P3 C1 ~2 w5 s0 PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 g5 {4 X- H4 D% B1 o( U8 RThe arse hole is always in front of you.4 \3 u( ]% m6 k, J5 K

; n8 n% I2 o1 }! j  E7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! L- \9 H! i" t) @0 K
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 u; B* o0 @/ F6 P% C. G
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. a& B9 M) }% y; H8 C
keep it up~~1 ^! W7 Q3 I0 G( X& I5 w+ |+ [
cheers

maksim2046

that is great