[English]: Jokes..

小强

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: ~! t7 ]( X4 A% n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 L0 Y# N& i: I7 V; S5 y9 G; R99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' x$ m2 [9 _! y# C( Z& h  ~' U
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ G5 j" U$ e% Q
a.They give like hell.
8 M2 ^! w  N9 {* I6 ]/ Nb.They do not yell.
0 `/ I# S6 u2 t" @! k) ec.They do not tell.2 m$ F8 N- @; @1 h3 D( d2 \: K
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 o: _- O( c/ [/ y1 R0 }0 B
- a HEART to love him,& q  ^. V/ p6 o1 h
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 o" O& d' y+ |% ]# a- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- {9 u2 l& N( ~- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ Y% f; T# o3 H7 L* {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- e" g, ]2 c" J

1 d$ e+ C: F& L5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 o, E% Z; ^% e" I7 z  `  pThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ {6 h: g* g6 f$ I5 }

  p2 x% X# J) N" V2 U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 y. s6 X# n9 i, b) }7 Q; Y
The arse hole is always in front of you.) I9 z( v0 A! K3 `6 g
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 r* m  T0 i3 |) B3 N/ p3 k: \
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( e! x& }& @. f# L& EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~; d. ?* H! X2 m+ H( L! x
keep it up~~7 a# e8 u9 s6 g
cheers

maksim2046

that is great