[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 x$ o+ h* ^1 x- ~9 g5 E0 |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 n! v" X7 {) aa.They give like hell. + O, q9 s- g/ C  ^. s' [
b.They do not yell.
  I5 s! O  B6 b5 c! Ac.They do not tell.$ f6 O5 L$ t) z6 k4 z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ |8 h- {2 B4 J' _7 D; R3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 \- @3 e7 k2 E5 _! P7 y
- a HEART to love him,0 Y' e  S# {: R6 w* Q, ^$ G  f2 b: D
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
) p" @2 R, D1 v5 E- R, f0 L- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' D2 Y4 M( g  p( y. x) h1 T9 K
- a SPADE to bury him!9 ]9 V5 U/ o3 }! W
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! ^  _" z( y! ^0 v( d' eBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ s0 v" V- R9 s4 D" S7 |) K5 K
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ U. w' k0 _0 ^' @+ X
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 ^! R; O) k6 g, j

5 t$ u, ^* c' ~! @6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ @' q1 |# N3 J9 C
The arse hole is always in front of you.# ^( @9 }& }# K) F# n- q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% w5 `9 G9 X- R
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 |/ ^* f1 g0 X3 |The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! I- d# i2 K" j; \  k- q
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great