[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! C. n* p4 L! E0 N' k. J- S5 l( I. n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% r% o6 s) m  t" |8 _  M
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& f  ~/ m/ Y. h, z- Z. j! i- h. Y
a.They give like hell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 y4 k* p5 T# E' q' h3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,; i' e2 `3 l- K) b- U0 k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 I+ W, C& i8 W% n# F* J! O- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 k/ L' F% y4 Y" d2 @; t9 g+ }' \$ h4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 E1 [6 c3 V5 XBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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* `6 N5 `; u9 E$ {( O8 A5) What is the strongest muscle?
% U& P3 X% l' J8 S1 I* EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) V& E: J8 Y! ~8 `
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 M& S5 @1 x  Z8 k
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 p0 u. u. _, U* |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' [: K% e4 Q% I6 C/ T
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 O6 v) B- m( \; H( e% c4 vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great