[English]: Jokes..

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" I# c) c9 @0 P, }, _! X. F  ?' |1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  B+ T2 b  |2 e7 T6 |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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6 @: R6 L  K1 ]8 a1 z) W' x( z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) Z. p  y# c$ y+ ?3 j9 Z
a.They give like hell. 1 Q5 q# A' G+ C; {
b.They do not yell.
2 L. \/ P# X6 N* [" _) rc.They do not tell.
  Y& ]* ~3 W0 u4 c/ v6 I! i" kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* B% [+ c* h9 \- a HEART to love him,. e& u0 y, b& O; P
- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 ]  @1 i2 G6 F$ v
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' i& A0 u! [2 A7 n8 N3 ?
- a SPADE to bury him!
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$ u; a, A5 ^6 b$ e- s3 \. L( n$ E/ H5 t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' N  ?$ V& O. H- c* j. }* j
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ z( q7 O+ d  N0 C; W( k' k/ f0 N
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ k5 x" x) J& u1 f! W9 v, U- lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' V: l8 Z% U* s. Z, x* U+ PThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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' W" A" ~! R4 M: l1 P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 }  t, F' V! @. U6 V( N5 C# F. M& hWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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' \+ m$ S7 ^0 t/ T4 Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 _6 {" j9 L& M* U2 g$ x
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 x6 j7 l0 ^! f7 e- s# vkeep it up~~  P7 |/ r4 }' ~
cheers

maksim2046

that is great