[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 R5 X9 H5 o8 Z+ x# I# F99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, a1 b' s0 y, w5 _0 \
a.They give like hell. / t3 `( g$ Z0 E' ]
b.They do not yell.
& ~% u6 X- h7 U1 |! @6 H( ]; [, _/ Vc.They do not tell.
% b* ~  X9 T' Pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! X  u. P2 M+ H& x
- a SPADE to bury him!
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: n* U1 i) \2 G+ a9 V4 F4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ u/ w7 ?" W% e
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later  `$ t& K5 i. @

! l3 u1 |' Q6 y3 L$ x5) What is the strongest muscle?; i2 _( }/ V6 l3 h3 q: B2 v2 T6 e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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* J8 }, \' T3 y, H7 n% y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% _- n4 Z. D7 [* y$ R4 ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, A% h0 J9 \; S4 W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. x+ J1 R5 z$ }, \When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( U* ?, \' W  z) }, x$ ^- _

9 Z9 z: R% R- A1 X* W' [/ F3 X: Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ e! O  i( v' s$ s4 x6 \1 Z9 d+ ?
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great