[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 O' n" c- R9 [' {6 g, w; O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" m4 W/ w7 W& f2 [* E% C& E; l
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. J3 Q4 g8 A0 P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 s) Y+ ~/ e+ E$ ~: ja.They give like hell.
1 m, B5 u9 x$ M# v# eb.They do not yell.
3 D4 n; [. x3 k8 b: i8 gc.They do not tell.
" d( t: J9 y, ]+ T' o0 Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  a. ~& F  w) D7 Q6 J
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. T8 D6 n1 n0 K+ e* \3 q
- a HEART to love him,! s+ }! w- I, J# C
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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" T# ]$ P3 a) B1 q- a SPADE to bury him!# P$ x; l; b. u8 C- V  W# C% K
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# Y0 U3 G4 h( q8 S/ P! l1 \  ]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later  c  v; j# K: M+ F' x6 @2 L

" n0 @! o9 }0 Y1 n1 ~5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 N: ^; x! s# l5 iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 e) B' t2 J! P) ]: _
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 |+ D/ e1 C5 \% o  QThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; }/ O' d) ]$ E; X! p% p  SWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! V3 m$ X+ }, aThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~; \" C: n- n1 q1 q7 w. }- O) B
keep it up~~- C& Q" W9 Y+ J# w# N. u) @& j
cheers

maksim2046

that is great