[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( m" h& a' z/ M3 x' l, F: g$ E
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, v* {# U& X4 @! z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) t  b; B' O7 `2 o5 L$ @% s$ t. ]
a.They give like hell. : A$ t; k  r# D2 ?5 m
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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/ d: z& `9 ]$ @; D7 R3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) G: I$ [' r6 [! }/ x' h6 h" z- r
- a HEART to love him," p: ?* l2 q8 V! E
- a DIAMOND to marry him,, i5 W& w2 V7 `+ j& F5 y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" {/ [' `+ V: ?# C# S2 F
- a SPADE to bury him!( L1 Y9 S2 M6 \
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 R$ e% D& k1 |5 \+ O. n$ m; h# m+ ^. b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?6 Y2 ^/ L' h9 X1 R) w6 v: w# [. P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" x# O/ _! n+ C# h! S1 U! u- A
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 E  |1 N0 P  b! G; K( e, TThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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3 ?7 ?1 ]8 n; }$ m- t7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% O( T% T. ]: p% c4 `/ d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% N5 e% i' j4 M5 c3 X, w

, Z: d$ ]& b5 T/ S6 h0 x2 w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 o) m8 @3 Z) Y, M4 F1 A- `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great