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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 G* ]6 q! I0 I* c: G+ g
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& W' R. N, k* _/ ^$ Q6 d6 k
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( W; h9 L! p: V( i; B9 e' }1 v
a.They give like hell. 0 S4 L( U9 ]1 ^5 Z; L$ c; q
b.They do not yell.
: k* @. c# V) |) @0 U, q; I& P- ?* }c.They do not tell.
6 Y( i' l5 b. B) Ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) A- @# v! p$ p c
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 h$ J5 r3 f" O, E- a HEART to love him,5 B$ f) J8 G& Q) z8 B2 y9 r+ ^
- a DIAMOND to marry him,* w5 G9 N# p( N* D' _6 }
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 ?% ]6 r" P2 F- v. j( o4 j3 s- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( G$ I# J/ b9 P1 v% Q0 |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, d0 k1 ?# Q3 s- b0 r
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: a# X) I! i7 G5 tThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' U9 c+ }2 {& e$ P$ L# @2 q: q4 u8 \6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) c9 V1 {% ], o+ F
The arse hole is always in front of you.! `! Y `+ w) q/ V
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 M" [% [! a& V' x
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( V4 b; H u6 F$ X4 M
$ d9 c9 g; Z. y, U1 C) W# _- Y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( p( f7 g. B: T! L
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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