香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
, }/ Y% O. r* u% e甘多人死，唔见你死。 # {. l  z) r" @& c- q* ^
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ! s: r% m3 E1 h" h
你教我以后点出嚟行? + G9 K: K6 U2 e$ s
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 5 e& j# d3 J+ H
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
8 M$ Y( \  e: _$ ]: l4 "I saw a pork chop"
/ N2 C- g) v/ z5 O  k我见到件猪扒啊。
* K+ M. ^9 C2 {4 d; k8 ^* W5 Are you road? 5 H' P7 B- d7 R# h& z) e: h
你系咪路啊？ . X' s! N% j$ F& B7 ]) Y
6 What the water are you? " \  W% z0 Q" L" S  M
你系乜水啊？
3 z5 \4 G+ y" ?! r5 m) P* F7 Do you big me?
* [% u' `3 b) ]1 R8 x你大我啊？
6 K8 J2 e$ d; P; K8 Zebra chops people. 1 e4 F' J: z( b" N5 g
班马劈友。 1 }0 g# D' V% Q8 o2 f* J
9 The king of the cutting girl. 4 \% D/ D% H, C6 u" C2 M
界女王。
9 z+ {, Y1 t! ~; s10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
/ |9 y6 p5 M/ r0 S3 \# W批我个头俾你当凳坐。
, n: |' ^: X' y; @- I11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
0 S/ z8 k2 q; ^* K; E你当我无到？
/ u9 z3 ?* Q6 j+ ?, ?0 v3 H12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ! w! @7 o; a- W: X
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
/ i% j8 ~/ A. |) z9 j# u* ]13 Today I was very black son.
; _' @& q3 [- l* Y& h今日我好黑仔。 3 R* k* K) ~, V# h; I
14 I am wearing grass.
) }+ Y& L4 k+ i我着紧草。
/ _' l5 {- z/ R+ V6 ^" `9 x15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
. T% ~$ W, h, s( K你未够班同我讲数！
  f5 a7 n! ?% V" K$ Q& Z# i# L16 Two beat six. 3 |4 t. y/ ?! F( p0 t. q
二打六
8 Z- Q3 n- v( n8 ^- Z17 Two five son.
/ A, m( w) P, a0 ~" g' Q: U二五仔
' n. g( Z. i& ]* C18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
' p( M/ s0 m6 E- i# O# n琴琴青
4 `% E5 t" d$ F5 a2 n19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 3 l, q$ U; V6 s% @
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ $ x8 v6 z) n( C' a3 P5 q& _+ R  o
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
: |5 m# P' y  m# f  q( k蠢蠢欲動 。 4 l# }0 y. H# Z4 A. h: E  A+ t
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
& c* U7 r; z+ I人山人海 。
, }2 j& S. F6 ^+ d  b  f4 t  ]22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 7 }% l( I' [. O' G+ Q
你算老幾? ! u" U0 G/ Q# F0 {2 P5 V) Z
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 . \: M7 _! b8 h% _3 y
你講乜鬼? 0 @! ?% a/ k3 I+ V5 }' F
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
; F7 W- C- e8 O9 g我驚你有牙！ 0 X: J7 i5 ^; V& c1 H5 z
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 / |0 D1 A3 b  b' I9 b- X
心花怒放。   
+ G. j" `$ D5 K  N" JFish skin 0 P9 Z7 S4 D; ]( n
鱼皮 。
0 [; Q' _( [& Y) `Monster of blowing water. 6 |" \1 \! |5 o' V0 |
吹水怪。 8 E. V! u2 z0 o, H
Face green green
) Y# K% f  d* y% f$ `/ b3 y3 g面青青。 / m$ g1 _! h8 G% s
You see road carefully
* H. ], ]5 X1 W, C- h2 o- e" Z你小心睇路 4 M! E; N% g- s, L% _, Q4 D2 T
You go to street carefully 2 U: ?* `- d, `, _: h0 j; t# b
你出街小心D。
! f. ~" q. t: q8 D: S, n  |Do the world 7 |7 x! H: R' c  ~, N6 Z& Y5 J
做世界 。 : H0 ?( I5 }0 j" i5 j/ o
Big tea rice / T4 ], ]% c' l/ ~
大茶饭 。 3 b$ u. A7 }! P& y. a. ]
American chinese not enough. ( b. L! E* W- _3 B5 |& A$ r
美中不足。 # _3 t9 b! d+ d2 j
King eight egg. " _# E  h/ e2 x3 N  {) \
王八蛋
, S* g6 c4 _7 d# z. n9 FHigh hand. $ \. Q; S1 ]1 U. ?) t
高手
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' G4 b* v6 ?( y$ W" p) M0 UOld dot. 7 y, h0 N% M- q  ~/ H
老点
' K: K* m9 {" u8 F9 NOne old water ( z9 X& }% k- F1 \0 {8 b. I
一旧水 ! @; X) |; ^- ]1 |: D0 g3 L
I know your mouse.
3 g& ?5 n( O8 m/ k7 N3 K我识你老鼠！
- t  ]# H& n, R7 ~" jMeasure water/Pound water. $ {' R" j( D9 ]% V% B8 e
磅水 ( O' i. N; B1 R7 j
A dragon service.   b, P6 p+ W$ w! r2 n6 T$ }
一条龙服务 ) @7 `' s. K" E1 ?3 H
Pump water. + D- w7 D6 |! |8 F0 V3 C/ j; F( D# G
****
/ D5 X6 I) M- i. U; j  J& PI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
* |6 Q3 {7 X5 Z. k我吹鸡打你班友。
$ O9 L) F: h0 ~( a2 f) r$ LYou jump building. 6 T6 O( q. S5 J5 B/ t0 X) o2 }9 w9 t
你跳楼啦。
6 L+ ?# C& h' |. FYou come back home and eat banana
& F' `( v. v) s8 ~, {. L# z/ g你返屋企食蕉啦 3 q; l' ~( c5 @4 S- p
I give you a hair. , _" b: I2 r+ j3 d2 B* U9 \9 \( Y
我俾条毛你ar! 1 ~$ L; C" W0 U
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Collect skin   V$ X1 {/ Q6 i6 p
收皮 ' C" F. @0 \  a6 V# b
Collect father ) m* ]& F: m4 T- x4 G
收爹 ! p. |% ~4 u2 r& \% {; W8 Q
You give me collect father. + `$ h0 h( t: v
你同我收爹！
2 }! u% `# j) O6 v7 Q( p  k6 G: gLaugh die me.
% f/ q+ K2 K3 [* S2 Y笑死我。
/ n- N' I6 A& g, EYou give me stop. - E# N3 v  X  k8 l8 k% B
你同我企系度。 & |- j2 E3 z- J1 c' C
Eight woman . A. c, r/ v9 e3 M& J
八婆 + u" P9 u3 w1 U5 w% [  c
Eight woman,you are good! 2 Y9 t& I/ M. G5 t
八婆，你好o野!
% l5 C6 q- j8 b& e' p7 |) I- A2 YWhat the spring do you do?
. K# q3 Q6 Y+ T  {- G! Z! H# h你搞乜春啊? 4 c* @) x! c4 V* t4 ~0 D
A dog of eating dung . C3 t/ S" r5 S/ F2 Z
食屎狗
6 @& \/ s& t* i1 j5 |A ghost of ass 6 c1 w- i* i. s% J9 m2 X/ c
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
; n% @5 h1 ]0 J8 L$ t# I/ H8 j都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

$ B/ d8 G- s+ N6 f# z+ {, q1 L5 M* |& e3 ~
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
( Q* R6 D( X3 e- E% I) Sthis is not hong kong style english.....6 t8 j3 Q1 N2 Z# S1 `/ l/ h
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
4 f% ^4 I" n( [" }i've already ban this shit...
7 U% h% z3 j* R3 Y! Pdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.