香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
. V3 G* N4 `, U/ B# |甘多人死，唔见你死。 ( Z& s8 L# V8 E1 E
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 6 l1 X1 b* U4 A
你教我以后点出嚟行?   [; O& d: X4 r  q7 |6 M/ t
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. - ~. N4 ^, l% t
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
3 |. Y' `# [7 V4 "I saw a pork chop" # @! o& L6 P& m
我见到件猪扒啊。 9 t8 l7 t( E2 g9 p# i) a
5 Are you road? 3 D6 @: ^5 O9 E4 i
你系咪路啊？ 2 m6 K2 E8 y) B% H; n
6 What the water are you?
/ U8 v' x4 K1 z你系乜水啊？
: l. m, V6 g8 e; n+ _7 Do you big me? 9 W' c5 L7 E; |3 A" o& r) d' m$ _, J
你大我啊？
9 `4 y/ Y# _8 f) h8 Zebra chops people. 1 a& g3 s1 s9 {  ~9 M  `6 e; j2 n: Y* R
班马劈友。
$ I4 o- y) y9 K, p3 h  ~* t9 The king of the cutting girl.
5 P0 N6 M/ T3 x: ]; ~界女王。
4 {9 }5 R; D- N% W% R2 }10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. * a3 V( }0 F7 `! W/ {" |/ a+ M1 e
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
. x$ y/ ?% @: k/ Z, X11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
: m# W6 q5 I& e4 R4 |! T你当我无到？
& L# G" ]" {# k) V5 }12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ! ~8 O8 L3 C5 u& `1 X
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 3 K& O: B) h) O  B. @7 u; A6 N  d
13 Today I was very black son.
6 a' ?/ p# l& i$ f+ L今日我好黑仔。
. y3 G/ l1 q5 p- F: \9 q/ j9 j( @14 I am wearing grass.
! }) L% a; o- q+ x/ U1 @6 f( C我着紧草。 ; F7 R4 [$ j8 M7 P$ j# |
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
  z7 C2 u3 k* M你未够班同我讲数！
& k) C+ u" ~, m: ^1 L4 ]8 N7 S16 Two beat six. " q3 C8 d# N3 n% s% y* @( h: ~
二打六 + X& ?2 V! _3 J
17 Two five son. # M  _  M7 u5 x
二五仔 " I* S  k! }  ]
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ; O* l& X# v5 l
琴琴青 " c: _! ]5 n1 o/ {  Z+ v
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 & l+ f3 [; K2 m. J* Y/ X
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
, _" l4 c1 k' @, q20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 & t6 N& g* ~: R, d% g% t! }2 M
蠢蠢欲動 。
( l! t, @6 n, {1 E21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
' h8 p$ t4 g$ i) U& d人山人海 。
" ?1 ^: ]: B1 `& n: n! s22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
) Y) a- v& {& ~4 K- L2 H, I) x9 M你算老幾?
" W. T! A( u# ?" c, K: {' `* D( X23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 % X6 Z8 |) ~* p' h" m
你講乜鬼? ; `! M4 V8 U9 X) F
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
6 Z9 A( N( _! g- q' D1 ^8 C我驚你有牙！
" e+ K0 c% a, S; ^0 o* [  Z0 \8 {25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
8 I8 B1 G' t. d; C心花怒放。   - s. h! q4 N& @+ b' a# W
Fish skin
0 O: L6 Y6 L0 A) Z: L: E* \鱼皮 。
" s5 G( |, p6 NMonster of blowing water. 3 ?& w( ?5 @3 H
吹水怪。
9 V5 z$ I9 L& k) V. Q( e! I; W) kFace green green
- U6 D7 |! r3 Y+ Q' @' s面青青。
9 @; X6 I% ]5 ^0 B% aYou see road carefully 3 |2 s: f! D0 u  y' c4 ?0 k( N
你小心睇路 ; S( S  x( |  a8 ?% C
You go to street carefully ! O/ w9 y0 Z2 H1 G% X1 k. d
你出街小心D。
/ ]0 p! y8 n, h- o8 m/ s: m0 w8 K1 w7 NDo the world
& B; Z* B" Z4 |& |2 [做世界 。 3 {, p) Z0 B; N/ ~, B: i' \' R
Big tea rice 6 }' ~( `# I  G* v5 ^7 ?
大茶饭 。 + S6 u7 I6 Z* s; s
American chinese not enough.
4 Q( M. G3 l1 I美中不足。 ; ?* l. T) z  N  P0 @9 a
King eight egg. ' e% \% n: x5 _4 o) p7 s. N
王八蛋
/ n- h5 S, J* e5 j" THigh hand.
" S+ ~; j$ i/ M" S. p6 ?6 D高手 " R. x8 U( B" F1 }4 x2 S$ ^

7 |& L7 C* u+ s& pOld dot. 6 j: ~9 I0 m2 G4 u" C
老点 & M' x* ~# D+ L. {& m9 }6 T% z% m
One old water 6 D6 P, y2 y  I! T' ^
一旧水 2 Z! g4 C0 J6 H4 s) H, T
I know your mouse.
! g3 N. @/ t( O3 Z" J! @7 K我识你老鼠！ * j6 G& ^, H3 ]# k+ p( N+ V
Measure water/Pound water.
0 R  v& M( U- P磅水 ( T4 n* w; C  C6 P5 E7 k9 s
A dragon service. & k1 V: b+ ?$ J1 X- n
一条龙服务 / T0 B0 U! l* H. s4 E( Q
Pump water. 2 D' q) W4 b* U; G
**** + T& d3 a: b! o: E6 X8 M
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / p9 H8 y( r# C" P, r  z
我吹鸡打你班友。
6 x% U/ T5 z8 CYou jump building. 4 J- ~; l. O4 s( X: K
你跳楼啦。 $ C' _9 D8 m, f1 I
You come back home and eat banana
6 ?3 R* t; J7 Z: F( i1 Q0 s你返屋企食蕉啦
: l; `( j: T7 [& Y, uI give you a hair. - L; y0 L$ e- Q4 ^6 g
我俾条毛你ar! , r0 ]7 j3 ~) M! L, P
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Collect skin ! Z  g7 R6 R9 k9 n) Y4 i/ K2 L5 Z8 u$ B
收皮 - s* S" z  U) Q
Collect father 9 Z4 x) B' @. `$ P6 M
收爹
) D" q  ?% j# g& O9 X" zYou give me collect father.
* A0 h  M& l# _+ K5 n7 I, C2 x你同我收爹！ 0 n1 Z9 D& {3 s, N" J
Laugh die me.
1 y' h0 r  W; l: t2 W笑死我。 3 K% N) D& H4 Q, W& m
You give me stop. ) b) m$ {& K4 |' b  Z
你同我企系度。 " y' J+ L2 P  }8 A4 j4 ~
Eight woman " l: C* \  M8 N- g
八婆 7 R* @" [# r" Y% w
Eight woman,you are good!
$ Y# O" n& @6 l' p& S八婆，你好o野!
1 G+ y! P. n! r% L/ eWhat the spring do you do? : f! t* l6 |6 j9 u5 @) b9 j
你搞乜春啊?
* E! m6 W3 s8 E. o$ X% j6 `' k) q( D9 {A dog of eating dung   V. |: m: q5 B! [6 R( B3 k
食屎狗 ( R1 q+ ^8 N+ h- T
A ghost of ass
$ x+ H$ G8 h  G0 v3 ^屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
# j; t. {" R3 H7 `# Y- [都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
( L* O7 h& \, a* N; b- pthis is not hong kong style english.....
- c. z& N$ @* R  l; z/ r& kthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....* ]6 U; p2 J$ a; m- N) v5 D" t! U# q
i've already ban this shit.../ e) V" U2 s3 G4 `0 D% t2 f
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.