香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
- L: m8 _) N4 S: y# ~甘多人死，唔见你死。 , C1 ?9 e( J5 Q) x+ a
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? : C6 l  Q1 C# A0 r* z# Z# b
你教我以后点出嚟行? % r/ G/ q1 A0 u0 O4 O5 C( p4 Q; a4 ]
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
" V0 B4 g: ~, ~6 f, l5 X如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
! }8 r2 g; C  T3 J+ J4 "I saw a pork chop"
* r* Z- F6 u; A; Z5 J  @( ^2 V7 e) W2 ]我见到件猪扒啊。 # f+ ]2 z$ P4 S* U/ Y) F
5 Are you road?
" U9 v0 N+ z! m5 e你系咪路啊？ & x+ o, J  x. }2 G3 T2 ^8 w
6 What the water are you?
; Z  M7 y7 O! f) x你系乜水啊？ - [" }: d; l/ k0 }4 h* R/ N; H
7 Do you big me? 2 k8 X* j, Q5 h  B
你大我啊？
; o2 j# k* X4 D8 Zebra chops people.
3 X0 p+ l1 l! h) @: g9 H# o0 W% e班马劈友。 ( D* x/ N$ B; C$ M  ]8 i$ v9 g
9 The king of the cutting girl. # @5 M( m- C1 J/ E2 U
界女王。
5 f. q3 c. \. Y* f" A10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 8 |9 E9 ]) P' Q! q
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
( Q/ p0 ?+ \- p11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 7 d: k5 b6 |4 O6 C6 ~: G! f1 S# ^+ e
你当我无到？
0 i6 H( ?6 R: U: e% g* A12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
0 I: a0 X' c- R! m7 Z/ e. I( _8 s你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
2 ]* w3 p4 X* O; r) m0 u4 g( K8 t13 Today I was very black son. + j: n3 |1 }: U# b5 g/ R, O
今日我好黑仔。   H7 d. e( P, j& P- i
14 I am wearing grass. 1 {/ ?: R; {- E; S5 p4 D
我着紧草。
4 g* r$ y' n3 e/ R15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 6 A0 ~$ T. g7 x2 z7 F* w5 G
你未够班同我讲数！ $ K9 G* j/ [7 e7 V
16 Two beat six.
) T6 ?) s" J, v: I! e0 m二打六 " A; r- i: q: n' x' s- I) y4 j
17 Two five son.
3 _/ Z* m1 |/ Z: I" X二五仔
- y! {( i- @: J& w: @18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 # n/ s$ D# \9 N
琴琴青
: o4 R* |2 G2 b" k& N$ d# o+ P' F: Z19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 $ J5 w: A; ~, X" }& ~! x
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
$ O* A: G" q( p% }6 K20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
0 [% X7 A' ]& G蠢蠢欲動 。 % M( a0 X" g' {& Y/ D; z1 V1 q
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
7 b% I- k6 q! R1 z人山人海 。
4 i2 ?! x! G* p9 T$ I; V+ f22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ) I% q5 B7 J) g) P0 b! t4 `
你算老幾? ) M0 W4 X8 Z. W" p% y) K
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 & K  U# ?/ J6 k  u
你講乜鬼? . _, J5 P2 ?! V8 b5 ]
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
' m7 H7 g" [- h, s3 M: M我驚你有牙！
; X& k6 C& O8 T" U25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
/ e6 ~7 g( H' f9 I; X8 g心花怒放。   4 b' C9 A8 a5 G( V- Q3 ?! U
Fish skin
% k( }5 Y* {2 x. s* Q! i0 `鱼皮 。
4 X1 K0 I' T& z* k) h& s: MMonster of blowing water.
5 \, i/ X, y( V7 [0 W吹水怪。 1 I: r% }% ?" z
Face green green
$ t2 o* c6 H) ~; g& ~- F( }* X面青青。 ! _  Z' v- ?; E) I
You see road carefully % @2 l. M2 A4 Y6 R
你小心睇路 % ?5 o: {$ `) y( e7 _- |
You go to street carefully * R2 P  R. @) v9 u' E
你出街小心D。
$ @4 \2 Q2 ^8 l0 q( o2 n# l8 k2 JDo the world
9 Q4 A$ y& K5 R8 c$ e6 I# _做世界 。
$ m& }- O) u% ABig tea rice
5 r3 H4 I. Q/ H0 Z2 r) k大茶饭 。 ( T( y' b0 U, L- Q
American chinese not enough.
* l* [1 ~' @4 a+ Q! c' R  V9 b: A美中不足。
' }/ i, \& B7 z3 s8 @( x% SKing eight egg. 9 _9 c5 J; s! A6 p
王八蛋
2 M) U2 n( e$ |$ u. Z$ i; THigh hand. 1 t0 n3 V1 n# t, L- G! z
高手
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Old dot.
( q) O0 \, }1 I老点 ! P- N4 N+ s7 Z6 w( e" V
One old water 2 A; ]: s4 o1 k# K- `* n
一旧水 ( ]0 S% h4 A! [/ z8 I4 q8 O
I know your mouse. ; v, S- u8 N* K$ P% y8 ?5 f
我识你老鼠！
0 [7 p& V( j- A- W( y& tMeasure water/Pound water. , S/ ~3 h6 ^( ?' ~
磅水 + \  w) M" e$ ]; N9 f
A dragon service.
8 i: \: m3 B: }$ P% C5 t% \一条龙服务 9 r6 o8 X+ e' U
Pump water.
& r, F8 Z% i; a% f' H****
" i) Z" `& N/ T# O9 }; u! \I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' p% o) P4 |; N' H3 N
我吹鸡打你班友。 * |/ E5 ~! ]' O; j
You jump building.
& e' a& z( o% C$ g" G3 ^- Q你跳楼啦。 6 O9 h2 h! y& p) G- |3 `) [+ |: h
You come back home and eat banana
4 h& D1 z7 R- [' \1 I) a8 n( W你返屋企食蕉啦   A+ q: Y* ]0 u7 ~! }5 V
I give you a hair. * C9 E: L  G: }9 z$ z/ _4 ~. G
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
, ^8 N8 [( a8 w. W% k收皮
* b( B0 p; a& u( j6 R* L! ]6 lCollect father
( M6 A1 N+ D# G收爹
! K3 g$ Y% e# ~5 s6 K' z5 ]' y" qYou give me collect father.
' r9 A- m! o: F' y你同我收爹！ & Q) V+ r; G  ]# V+ M0 `4 w/ `  l
Laugh die me. ) z1 J% @) U! |& |1 M: N) x# f
笑死我。
! w8 i3 T* ~- b4 r7 rYou give me stop.
- f5 n- ~* m, l2 O  r9 H你同我企系度。
% p  X" _( Y; ~  B* y. gEight woman
* X; ~) ^; ^' r7 {9 m" h  M八婆
5 }8 J) p) |& H% UEight woman,you are good! ' K% c8 E. x* X' T  J
八婆，你好o野! ) Z! `. v5 `! B0 m, j; f
What the spring do you do?
5 Z+ z1 S/ X- z2 _5 u( N& j你搞乜春啊? 4 }- j! [; `1 X+ Q8 j* m) W
A dog of eating dung 5 D; z2 M7 h8 u# L! u8 s
食屎狗 4 J/ T2 r8 ?8 B  u( m, ]
A ghost of ass
/ ?: x4 J+ Z! S8 L屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....) Q+ p  r6 K2 |) t3 M- a
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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/ d4 U! p5 g2 y) k( ~( ^% htotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......6 f, ?+ Z9 W2 f" b& G
this is not hong kong style english.....
7 ?8 g7 \" g8 _8 s( z% ]this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
: K+ y# {3 \( L% m& O. bi've already ban this shit...+ x0 p: s3 ^/ q$ G9 H# I( a$ J
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.