香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
) ~, |$ M% h6 y9 [% d/ r甘多人死，唔见你死。 ; I2 N0 ~3 L8 a
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
5 g* u) y- ~- X# @8 z你教我以后点出嚟行?
9 H: S$ ~0 _  h5 i3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 4 G1 a" r3 y% w7 C+ h3 p/ M
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
( C; j, \9 W" D- C4 "I saw a pork chop" 0 Q! g0 y2 K; d5 p9 e
我见到件猪扒啊。
; b& ^# L8 N1 R, Y' g4 J" r5 Are you road? - Q5 Z/ J# F  b
你系咪路啊？ 5 [+ T0 c$ i% C; [
6 What the water are you?
. U5 w% ?$ T9 Y+ r% \8 [你系乜水啊？ , {* ~% J. u! v% u7 L
7 Do you big me?
! s5 ^1 o4 U- o9 v& R' U! l/ h3 h你大我啊？
9 v7 f4 v% q- @7 T5 ^8 Zebra chops people.
) S6 Q) d% w( k! t3 J( h2 M班马劈友。
8 r" z* t# z5 n1 P1 c7 l( I4 K9 The king of the cutting girl. 8 x: B" O& k* ^% ^
界女王。
. Z1 {8 n! {/ y2 L10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
3 F- u, ^) ]; Y2 v7 d批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ( R% ]* d1 V* Q; A
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ' ^! ?$ n6 c2 @9 Y2 l* n  q
你当我无到？ 2 U- i( V) u( L& T  K
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
; ]- w/ G; F2 u5 ^你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
8 i% D4 n; @: R8 h. D: o13 Today I was very black son.
, ?/ Y' i# C2 T: O8 \9 ]( m% M. P今日我好黑仔。
- O0 @9 N( G' X) r1 e0 E; O14 I am wearing grass.
7 T4 |& b5 x4 t. m& H  i我着紧草。
( }7 @% R# K( d% X15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
, X+ F& s( n+ O你未够班同我讲数！
% `- E+ A8 W4 ~' V6 z% v1 n16 Two beat six.
8 m/ t$ D0 \1 F/ r# _! r2 N二打六
4 v/ M9 a6 x" k  W6 J/ o' ]17 Two five son. 5 f" N* |( D$ N3 S' B. R* x& A9 C
二五仔 % H, ~( y% z! J; a; H, x' ]
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
3 z) l' e5 @$ G4 V琴琴青 . w' k7 W; W5 X# H
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
! l4 n! K$ H3 p" R. k我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 0 `8 \6 I4 l! J3 n  I
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
! B& x# A+ D1 ^  }蠢蠢欲動 。
3 W! C; H9 C7 o6 \# O% w21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
! G3 M" S* s3 R5 W人山人海 。 ; C5 K% }  f2 p$ Q! f
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
/ [# j, z  G7 R( i6 y你算老幾?
4 m5 }6 i0 z0 Q9 X23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
. r! F# Y& x; K: J5 U你講乜鬼? * B( Z5 Z8 x* n, o6 y& T$ d
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
7 _; C) S' ~) E; ~0 C  L* P我驚你有牙！
9 o2 T2 x+ Y$ d0 S* \" ^5 `25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 0 c: U2 G& s+ g" `* l# r! a3 u7 V
心花怒放。   
+ a2 `7 _- ^- T" ]1 G0 uFish skin # L  ^  u+ h" C+ A* A3 ^
鱼皮 。   T& r* E" H2 \0 x$ j- o: _) ]' G
Monster of blowing water. # O; w$ c- ~( h# Q0 j7 n. W4 V
吹水怪。
5 p$ l& N- q( m  w1 gFace green green
4 c) `9 i* {% M  Z" q% k) _4 h8 \面青青。 : s) L- k$ P# @9 L+ u
You see road carefully 9 k: H/ F; K! C; I5 P
你小心睇路 7 l+ E: V( G' h9 ^0 }
You go to street carefully 1 B' Z, {' v3 b: a8 [0 {4 d  a4 F5 j: y
你出街小心D。
* ?, d6 }7 r5 }; y1 |* iDo the world 9 e! k9 J& A/ Z2 S8 [
做世界 。 6 H1 W; v- `7 a' a
Big tea rice
* R" O) N6 x( O大茶饭 。 7 L3 p7 l+ E, A8 O9 y( t( b
American chinese not enough. 9 |6 _( q, D  i/ S/ _
美中不足。
( f5 h" G1 a1 m) t+ c  v' t, rKing eight egg. - o. v, F* q4 s0 W, e3 v0 i
王八蛋 6 N6 L' T7 E' M, H2 s2 G
High hand. * D1 a( x6 s1 b) B
高手
6 C" ?$ X0 v$ B! U, b7 Y$ @: k. e) v4 A- ~, I2 U9 J( J
Old dot. # D' q6 n; b" h4 O5 L6 ^, O
老点 8 V2 x0 R! T; p: T
One old water
4 \' Z; j" D9 A2 i. ?一旧水
4 @2 e$ [6 G/ TI know your mouse.
: W- i; j/ N+ q7 v我识你老鼠！ ) d1 n  K9 c! M
Measure water/Pound water. $ m  j! c9 x6 r  x& i. i& h
磅水 : m; p2 z4 h$ V. w. }2 c
A dragon service.
  E: G; ~, c" g9 A, Y( s一条龙服务
2 M( @/ p- x0 n: DPump water.
' F: ^" X4 q! G****
, D5 {9 D; i; W0 @) Y3 f% P, EI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( y' K2 N. }$ `2 _$ \& u
我吹鸡打你班友。
% y4 B3 i2 r0 _# v, [You jump building. ; S) m; U) g& `
你跳楼啦。 7 Z. y* n8 r: r4 |0 ~2 ^) R
You come back home and eat banana ( D  U# q7 z" K# l
你返屋企食蕉啦   m2 t! N" k. N8 R8 Z
I give you a hair.
1 y; g2 z. n* n4 v4 `4 Q我俾条毛你ar!
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) b/ d( k# y2 bCollect skin
; }/ A2 b" C2 Q5 b$ u收皮 4 h" q! @& `2 ^
Collect father 5 p* d& X- K# N& f) r, a! m
收爹
2 C# Y8 V- ^$ `5 `0 [You give me collect father. , k% @3 o4 p4 X8 r# P, P
你同我收爹！
3 b+ m7 p2 j! e% a9 }. ?. MLaugh die me. * @' R# o$ ]: [& v" V
笑死我。 % M3 ^& u! C7 B* P; A
You give me stop.
6 P& N  w1 |, _你同我企系度。   m# H6 ^) Z' ]& |6 ^) Z* j
Eight woman
# O! @% W% O3 B八婆 6 o- p& }# x" S' j- I4 B5 r* o
Eight woman,you are good!
3 K6 [( m/ s" q8 k八婆，你好o野!
" ~* p# n9 {. E$ r6 @What the spring do you do?
& K4 {0 c2 s' Q7 l1 n你搞乜春啊?
2 V0 B7 S- E! J; z  ~A dog of eating dung
; A% E2 c' }( w. b食屎狗 ) c& ~/ ]! ^# Z5 c! s) l5 F
A ghost of ass 6 D& r" \; _( U; h2 l
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....: X; J# {% j, D1 S1 E
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

# h5 m: A7 _; g4 t& p; S2 z6 U2 X) u7 X9 L: G
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
2 p7 g  R( p; ~1 U/ o  h* |this is not hong kong style english...../ M' L7 }9 r/ t. C
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
0 Q+ t4 Q. }. s3 t# e8 j# T. f) pi've already ban this shit...
& M- P. t* w+ i, X. Vdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.