香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
0 c& U( _  K& j. U. j: U甘多人死，唔见你死。
% f+ m* {* g0 r* d2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
1 f& f5 ]& O; a  U' X9 N你教我以后点出嚟行? * ]4 O; M+ l; E( _
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
( W0 {: m' L% z如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 / _4 Z0 w" I0 h# \) [. W8 F0 j5 x) m
4 "I saw a pork chop" 4 z; ~0 e% S% I6 ?8 S1 |
我见到件猪扒啊。 2 x9 E8 i5 d5 q% }0 l/ ^9 O/ ]+ P
5 Are you road?
; |! d, g( K& K' I( G" {5 a$ ~你系咪路啊？
& q, S4 b+ w( y! t% D6 What the water are you?
3 z( c  Z# A2 H& Y! |  q你系乜水啊？ 4 E* E/ a2 m) P; ]/ A
7 Do you big me? $ ^7 m/ ?! Y4 c5 r
你大我啊？
$ ]. ~) l2 G$ }9 \3 h- m6 z8 Zebra chops people.
2 i4 t6 s' I: K班马劈友。 7 B% L% L  \6 q% p" r8 c- S: @- B
9 The king of the cutting girl. & q0 f6 D  F1 R# W6 f7 v  E. F& ?" @
界女王。   j# }" K9 j, j1 F% |# r
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
  S" S) v5 n9 s- j' b: z批我个头俾你当凳坐。
& h/ {% a0 u* R1 I( H: E) ?, B6 R11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
3 J2 h, F, C# {. X6 ?你当我无到？
, {* s" X- C6 }; j: i  e/ W$ I- A12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
5 ]; N/ j, w/ N你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 8 t/ C' R* f  F. V4 s$ E% B
13 Today I was very black son.
- H# g7 m* z8 T/ b+ ^; A今日我好黑仔。
: L+ t( }4 G; |5 f) S14 I am wearing grass. * j5 }" g5 z% _7 C- z( r' t& @
我着紧草。
. H- e1 g! [5 S( v5 Y# j& j3 B15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
1 ]8 b* x9 \6 \& l6 S. _+ m你未够班同我讲数！
' ?& t  w1 c" N/ O16 Two beat six. ! }$ C! G9 y' F, M, B/ d$ s$ y$ C! i
二打六
" G2 f( U" H) F5 z9 L" E17 Two five son.
9 N+ Z; C5 P% k- ^0 v4 M/ G, K二五仔 3 n1 M# P6 \# d& Z! P" r  t
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 4 W4 `' E' F6 e) d5 O
琴琴青
" Y/ D* r+ J& L: |1 r. j9 H1 o19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 4 Z- g. C0 G7 L, y1 F3 ~8 h
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
3 k6 W$ \8 `. L3 q" @20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 8 {* j0 J8 F2 d' p: r7 V. a( v
蠢蠢欲動 。
( _5 @& i" l) T* j7 Z* @% [0 r21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
! J6 z! }% L6 D4 z人山人海 。
7 R+ [1 d- L8 w: L- u7 [% P22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ) a6 ?* S5 ]5 G  a( T1 g
你算老幾?
* F: G+ n& u/ C' X, k+ v  q23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
. k& f9 c! F' u+ e你講乜鬼? 3 J: P* B7 B" E/ h' C
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
& E  o; I6 e# h  o我驚你有牙！ . ]6 l: H2 g6 D# I! W/ o# }( C
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 & U; N6 ^9 c/ c
心花怒放。   
7 W5 r9 x* E$ B* i; y" q4 QFish skin $ k$ p6 k/ b4 u& }! o1 \5 D
鱼皮 。
5 g4 ~9 Z; F( @+ {# g* E' e  aMonster of blowing water.
: C# l. R2 S# l5 X) b吹水怪。
4 Q- j9 B- _, v6 ~2 A( sFace green green
* ]/ Z4 u9 ~' B7 R面青青。
# v6 E: |# f% \( ]You see road carefully
8 q" j$ [7 F3 y7 U/ B  m+ j1 d7 x你小心睇路
& N* E  h" P" fYou go to street carefully " b/ z' _2 I2 A* `8 e
你出街小心D。
5 Z: D! D. e  W% I5 NDo the world 1 ~0 N. [8 k2 v2 I
做世界 。
# t5 f8 f! e. `4 eBig tea rice
1 f: K6 X) s4 {. ~+ T* @大茶饭 。 - n+ O  d4 G: _* A
American chinese not enough. $ h6 V7 M1 W9 U2 C  t1 G
美中不足。
3 c5 T2 s! }" Q7 }! Y  H3 _! IKing eight egg.
  R7 y2 Q% F) G9 E+ Y" Z8 k" _  {王八蛋
3 ?" [2 i2 c4 h, {, Y: GHigh hand.
* d) I" T; F  A1 \1 L高手
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Old dot.
1 {$ y8 _6 W) n# c( E老点
; [  h1 o6 o: i3 v& n. AOne old water . B) z% P# m" K1 o+ u& U
一旧水
6 [8 u' F) O* jI know your mouse.
% p' s" F+ q# p4 ]我识你老鼠！ * a0 c7 @; A4 l, k* N# ~2 a
Measure water/Pound water. 8 r, h$ F$ `, Y; W: N# E9 L
磅水 . a9 |. W; v% @1 u
A dragon service. 9 i* R- y) w5 |4 e. o* M- q
一条龙服务
( R/ m- \! @6 G5 P: BPump water. # L7 F% F( `  Y3 t4 D
**** 8 D( o7 Q7 ^2 L  a; M5 h' Z
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 2 w- L: W2 q) J* H5 V/ x, Q
我吹鸡打你班友。
5 R3 P: }9 c4 D7 ZYou jump building. % ^% Q: X, w% t
你跳楼啦。
0 T4 P3 w" b7 Z/ Y  nYou come back home and eat banana
$ u; N! t% d6 {# T! W4 K你返屋企食蕉啦 4 S/ ?# j! i* ]: p$ v0 a8 h
I give you a hair. 3 x5 g2 _( E- c7 p0 H" F! Q
我俾条毛你ar! " y1 ~* U" M/ O* |. b9 \1 W0 c

- Q: @! H! E; O# WCollect skin
2 R, w5 ]3 p6 [5 M% t; _收皮
' U! T  c' g' T1 [' XCollect father / r( O3 J7 l5 z3 y) p8 K- {
收爹 2 ?' y/ U6 n3 Z$ l' E  f
You give me collect father. + T/ h+ ^% R2 l( l3 V0 n. A
你同我收爹！
' h% [6 e# b( j7 H' wLaugh die me. * B  o# }2 W6 g0 `( P( d
笑死我。 2 E' x' T- P& k) d( h0 X
You give me stop. - |7 C  r8 u! u8 ^9 B! s
你同我企系度。
! v& d) i! m/ J' f2 t. \Eight woman , L( z/ w$ J0 h% b* E5 c
八婆 ) h6 I+ Z- X8 r- z3 D6 i8 G: w
Eight woman,you are good! % X9 b+ N% l& V
八婆，你好o野! 4 u4 i2 |# t8 d& I6 N' }0 U2 G
What the spring do you do? . n( ^7 m3 d& J1 N( ?# u/ ?( J
你搞乜春啊?
" v& z; s' y! T3 I! c6 J2 G1 U0 y8 pA dog of eating dung
) ]4 J9 w# G! r2 o食屎狗
4 g) E. g4 W4 U; vA ghost of ass 7 a& w3 {( b. N+ S& C
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
2 \3 }/ g7 y0 N都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

, t1 u8 [. J4 C: W; z1 B

; b' O3 B$ B& O* p9 z$ ]totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......* ^5 }. e! B. P! X, R
this is not hong kong style english.....
  c6 s+ g* z) s2 O1 Q' _$ dthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
  a+ R; Z" p+ n& Z9 @/ Ri've already ban this shit...
! p% l5 y$ s8 k& V& k; Q% ~don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.