香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
: D+ a! }- d8 q$ Z) l6 |甘多人死，唔见你死。
1 T$ X5 y5 f) W8 d2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
. L7 P# b% u& S9 ^+ |- E/ M你教我以后点出嚟行?   C! f& I! ]- l- A  i( @% Z
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
" l) c: u+ K, \如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
0 L# G: _! B8 D7 t' o4 "I saw a pork chop"
1 m1 U$ |# ]0 Z  `: T% A5 F: ^6 T( |我见到件猪扒啊。 1 n( P3 ^  u# q$ p) ~
5 Are you road? 5 z$ a, J4 H4 Z
你系咪路啊？ / e$ W# s! K0 _2 G3 T9 Q) r
6 What the water are you? 7 t# U+ ^9 f. {) M+ v8 E0 |+ `
你系乜水啊？ : j3 R/ B& J1 V) N8 l; r! M' H
7 Do you big me? ( F- x6 j, }' Q  Y- o7 m, U
你大我啊？
/ d6 i$ `: A7 z9 x% o$ N8 Zebra chops people. / d* h8 {# Q% W: m
班马劈友。
  [6 J+ E( I& o# z/ H, X. B0 T% t: X4 o9 The king of the cutting girl. ! H' E6 w$ k1 i; X8 S
界女王。 $ k! J: R6 ~: Q9 ]4 C
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
9 ]& k( f  T  F- Q8 l; m; \批我个头俾你当凳坐。
& @0 P5 b0 A; k  J2 o( Y11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 7 x9 B3 f) n2 H( T, ~. I6 B
你当我无到？ 2 `2 |2 [- |& q; Q) c$ Q* U
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. % d8 Y  Y' G0 s$ b3 s0 z1 b3 P7 N6 a" Q
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ , {0 h$ m5 Y6 ]6 d) I( ~
13 Today I was very black son.
) Z/ J6 L8 B6 y/ \% M8 c今日我好黑仔。
, e$ O/ h& g* m7 m" O( F/ r14 I am wearing grass.
1 q& c8 ^1 }7 L5 u- J. {我着紧草。 4 c. K; a( t2 s0 B& s
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
# k" v1 ]# L4 g5 d你未够班同我讲数！ - B) l+ m, i: {( t
16 Two beat six. : G, A8 t' R- b7 I9 T
二打六
$ n' Y- s  J# \: S/ _6 g0 `  T, J5 g17 Two five son. % X$ K; z( r- ~
二五仔 ) k! O7 Y1 e( P( Z# z4 |
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
/ o) G" w$ [# S! F; F5 N$ R  k琴琴青
# z' f+ x! m9 H7 }. E& X19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
! S* w$ n) O% Q( f我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ) i: c0 J0 @; p  c+ F. `/ [
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ' }/ ^! ^, F/ J0 b
蠢蠢欲動 。 . N0 y8 y- D; M, `2 d+ i
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 * U" i; r# l6 K( d4 ?  L
人山人海 。 ' Y0 i  f9 b% p) @" \# \8 W
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
8 ~' ]+ p  C  E; J5 {! Z& n你算老幾?
8 Y+ g/ t' D' l# y3 Q( n$ ]23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ' V0 I/ H. ~: L7 O
你講乜鬼?
1 e" a$ e! i# @0 r4 K2 D24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 * ^4 I! }/ Z& C* q( ]9 a9 z0 l
我驚你有牙！
5 f( }, x4 j# _. q( ]25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
. w) p' n2 o& v* R$ |" k  u心花怒放。   " H# Q7 W7 n4 t9 P% i; x4 H
Fish skin
1 A+ \, l4 H7 @; c; O鱼皮 。
, l- R1 o6 V+ _( e. AMonster of blowing water. - d. K  n+ y% Q$ W* f2 ]& `- Q9 L
吹水怪。 6 Z) D. H/ Y" P
Face green green , r& N6 `& z! Q; i5 Q$ ?7 ?
面青青。 , t9 C& @+ b" h4 P; }3 u. P1 Y9 P+ u: O
You see road carefully   c4 j/ q! ]7 M  B' p& I
你小心睇路 # z; s0 H' a9 o) N' N: _" p5 T
You go to street carefully 7 v8 i. J; B" X
你出街小心D。
% H6 S7 B. s2 s! N2 w/ RDo the world
2 d$ L- R0 m, s- L" ~7 [做世界 。 " z! M, b! _& Q$ i. E4 |; @4 J
Big tea rice
+ K$ }2 F3 Q  D( u大茶饭 。
  V: m$ c; U# z- B8 kAmerican chinese not enough.
$ X9 q  b1 B3 J! W0 k美中不足。 / F4 O3 ]! \- W) J  \
King eight egg. : R! e0 I8 w2 h' G7 d+ l3 r
王八蛋
! [% V, Q/ E9 P# \3 h+ G7 JHigh hand. 8 R$ J0 s# Q, {5 h( K, q. z
高手 & V5 D; h7 y& G: A( ]! m/ G2 j

1 Y. h1 k  \' `  ]0 N6 _) V  t( X9 UOld dot.
; f& D; C+ L: U* L5 J0 l老点
# V6 k* w( l+ [+ f) H# A0 A0 cOne old water
  I8 h9 Q5 i% O, }5 K( F一旧水
8 E8 L1 e6 r: A# Z" O! Z- ?I know your mouse.
/ j! T8 c% o# j6 K, D. r我识你老鼠！
* W  ^. O' S2 Q, S2 TMeasure water/Pound water. . \+ Z$ \! G! E  J/ x
磅水 ! `( b9 d+ T" U6 W
A dragon service.
9 D1 {8 e- y: Z$ a一条龙服务
2 _! e& K5 }2 I+ X  ~' Q+ G1 aPump water. ( p7 [$ i, `+ p! v
****
, z# r& j* Q/ z- DI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
* c; }& p5 i; s1 o' n5 d我吹鸡打你班友。 8 \2 D3 H% E: V$ l) |0 p
You jump building. 4 R, S5 A- o1 i7 d; g0 n( b
你跳楼啦。
. b: O3 B, K  e8 G4 r! ?, DYou come back home and eat banana
$ m: y8 ~0 W& M" \$ ]' R8 x你返屋企食蕉啦
: Q5 [! i% E+ |) R+ A9 y: AI give you a hair. 3 M* d* V* B: v9 s' o
我俾条毛你ar!
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9 a* k1 y* E; u% ^7 YCollect skin
# V9 l) y; s3 r6 E, f% S  h) i6 w收皮
, U/ b  h1 U) M; \; ^Collect father
# Z4 ]- c! R& H; A5 u" m收爹
6 V' U3 t$ {- p$ h- hYou give me collect father. 2 N  l+ X* V& }. h, f6 Q
你同我收爹！
7 F7 \, Q% c2 I6 U' Y% o  M' ?1 `Laugh die me.
. o) c8 ]6 H0 w/ v- I笑死我。 * W0 U+ N0 z5 X
You give me stop. / j0 e  Z. J  I* t1 n9 k+ ]
你同我企系度。
  D$ N4 s- L" f  R% w. t+ U' QEight woman $ a4 P7 M' C6 ?7 e
八婆 8 i6 q* K* l# Y2 ]. |9 G
Eight woman,you are good!
( x6 d: D6 n# w- y八婆，你好o野! ! t  l! r- L/ a+ ]) e* P
What the spring do you do?
* E; @1 x! I: r* ?. U# o" ~你搞乜春啊?
' j9 F- Z5 D2 G' |/ i) N: nA dog of eating dung 1 ~+ X4 N, P8 U% P* o* [7 K
食屎狗 7 f) Z  o! C; V* e" t/ \
A ghost of ass ) g6 Z2 B' Q+ }# W
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
  A$ f/ C: o- B' v9 u7 r都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......$ v' k+ A; T) e: t/ ?9 K
this is not hong kong style english.....
; }$ |( ^% C# X  V/ n; Dthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....% v4 j& O& O7 f) a
i've already ban this shit...
8 W( f- o2 P# c7 `) Vdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.