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1 So many people die, never see you die. . T" u  q8 f8 O6 Z
甘多人死,唔见你死。 9 K6 k7 B$ ~4 ~7 |+ A& v
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
& w; j( [% V% p1 z! r; f& [你教我以后点出嚟行? 4 o3 v6 E4 P, O4 p) P
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 4 w; G, D$ \/ J! J; m
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
# l8 R2 s$ z4 ^" p! U) R3 d4 "I saw a pork chop"
7 w3 [) B4 g' |- n我见到件猪扒啊。
( b& a! Z  k/ P$ `$ n+ m5 Are you road? ) x3 A- d+ y& p
你系咪路啊? : i: [9 t1 ]. _: W
6 What the water are you?
3 M- U- a; J' D5 A* a  f你系乜水啊?
+ g! H+ J- x$ D) C1 ^, E7 Do you big me? 8 k. V7 z% ^) ?5 T3 D
你大我啊? . Z+ o* s' X' c- v6 G- L2 R0 E
8 Zebra chops people. 9 P: l, b9 g: |2 A; M
班马劈友。   i' o2 D" l% V1 H
9 The king of the cutting girl. % A/ U' d, u& |( ]: R- m
界女王。
. ?9 C) P0 a* s, o$ n5 r- j10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. . Y) n1 `) Q; v8 E: b
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
" a" R/ m$ X9 U4 S. s; _9 J11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 9 v  X0 }8 u0 p1 V5 i2 u0 B. R
你当我无到?
0 {, M1 j6 {* x0 B- T* a8 _9 ^12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. " k- z- {/ a( C5 N# A2 P
你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上! + S6 P0 o9 a, o3 a- ?
13 Today I was very black son.
2 f+ P9 z$ H6 X今日我好黑仔。
. d: v; x1 a  o/ x8 g6 l1 S- y14 I am wearing grass.
4 {$ Z5 j0 C+ L( E- Q  a, D我着紧草。 % F( O' a3 ^5 F3 N+ R. W- [
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
/ F. T) Z( t# G$ e& c7 t8 G" L你未够班同我讲数!
) ], I: \& X7 q6 M16 Two beat six.
7 k0 E. F3 L9 c  l. X* M二打六
5 ^+ j1 g% `9 z7 \4 W17 Two five son.
3 J! C/ q7 r# E二五仔 0 B5 `2 ~4 M9 ]* E* S1 \) z# i
18 Piano piano green.           / d' h* w' i3 r% V% W% q
琴琴青 1 g. [- s) R; ], S6 W- F( [
19 I give you some colour to see see.      * P1 T, y6 z- o2 u" d  a/ L6 g
我俾D顏色你睇睇! . \' u+ S/ Q, k9 C- C2 T- ~0 i
20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
, g5 t7 y+ @3 S/ @( H3 A, H* X蠢蠢欲動 。
6 j& o' r8 ]* ^21 People mountain people sea .    
5 \* m/ A% |% d% b5 D  \2 T1 c人山人海 。 1 v/ K& K" g. G. ~1 b2 y7 A
22 How senior are you?          6 z4 Y+ O$ m: E
你算老幾?
0 ]; W2 j: o# O+ V' g  w0 V23 What the ghost are you talk?     8 \- Y9 {- ~0 P3 N
你講乜鬼?
' I" ]% y; M+ v24 I fear that you have teeth.         
+ w, x' Y7 v8 O4 M2 c0 S' C我驚你有牙! 9 W/ |# M$ G" c7 M4 h5 _& Q
25 Heart flower angry open.       8 m! w0 q/ W) U9 g& X7 h
心花怒放。   ( S0 n! N* ~. \8 Q: w" a% y8 f) ~
Fish skin
+ K5 V5 v3 f3 P, v* |9 Y2 G( H鱼皮 。 - q/ `7 P9 r/ u/ y* i. b! h7 q  @$ u
Monster of blowing water. + d7 Q& p: p, [
吹水怪。 ! R, A6 x- |' K- t
Face green green ; W* }4 ~7 C4 @: a  e
面青青。
, Q' n" L0 F4 _8 L4 N) zYou see road carefully
2 i# n; |$ b! M: T  U你小心睇路 - Q" {. n3 `' [- v9 L
You go to street carefully 6 n, @2 F8 X# U' M. A3 U
你出街小心D。
; [' V. i) ^* Z; m: N. pDo the world
6 v; g, |( P# ], X7 e1 f做世界 。
8 Q! F; E& o- M+ Q  I* |Big tea rice
5 |% q. B/ t3 W大茶饭 。
" y+ X$ Q- k3 l9 PAmerican chinese not enough.
, j( H  w# q$ `, y0 f美中不足。
$ q! D2 l( z6 ?- k" [King eight egg.
4 |9 Q$ j& ~7 ]& A+ A王八蛋 8 t( c  C  V+ b: y4 F% ]
High hand.
, x# {& Q' }5 i5 Y. i; M# m$ R高手
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' G: U; @- Q1 qOld dot. ! l: u& \3 b* a, C6 S0 h1 r
老点
' Z3 r" @: h6 D+ mOne old water
9 T) O4 H, ?6 Q5 l& H一旧水 ( ?- z: F. J9 [. y
I know your mouse.
" T3 w- W+ ~! L  m/ I7 d我识你老鼠!
3 t6 c/ I9 A. bMeasure water/Pound water. - N: _' z( _8 K. b8 _: E
磅水
  U% s( T- M" v* u9 d2 IA dragon service. & }0 \; `; P/ {. P: z: C4 z( k4 \
一条龙服务
1 X2 I( t7 ?5 O& vPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
  E8 ]0 u. z- }我吹鸡打你班友。
' c0 U: _$ Q; P( t2 IYou jump building.
+ q+ [2 P4 o3 }& ]& T你跳楼啦。
, J8 g$ N+ ~) P: Y  N) OYou come back home and eat banana
, K) R( i/ z9 D5 A/ `你返屋企食蕉啦 * |, ^9 w( J' T9 C
I give you a hair. ) O- _5 d1 w) Z5 a2 B
我俾条毛你ar!
4 t- ]$ Z& a6 x. B5 w8 L+ x! d3 z" Z4 ?1 C+ M
Collect skin   |4 h" \- m# [
收皮
: n4 M# W4 W8 W2 ?  @( p/ z! ICollect father % o( _# _! |$ q4 D
收爹 5 T& l! W! |: Y% L% Z+ S" Q
You give me collect father.
! l1 d2 h) C  @3 Z1 b你同我收爹! : D6 Q. c( O+ A4 c3 }7 p
Laugh die me.
2 n! O9 ~! Z/ @. n5 j笑死我。
: J1 S4 B" r4 A% MYou give me stop.
- F$ q$ N* w. A  p' h' E- Q5 ^你同我企系度。
  i8 L$ k' Z8 hEight woman
$ D. E: F0 Q! ~4 f# r4 t/ ]7 B八婆
' t* g/ v  t7 x/ `Eight woman,you are good!
  i9 S3 F" a! a八婆,你好o野!
9 Z: [1 @6 o4 \' }: Z: @" C% jWhat the spring do you do?
5 r* x# t7 v7 `# @6 u你搞乜春啊?
4 t6 F9 m6 b# A2 D3 z6 H8 SA dog of eating dung
+ }1 C+ E1 Z7 Y6 K* X食屎狗 & L6 p  x5 Z4 Q7 n6 _1 z' L
A ghost of ass ! |1 F+ W% o$ x, M  P
屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....
$ E* ]; I" p3 T& {, H都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 : O8 V8 h  z- g. @

6 I( g4 p3 G& C# R; ktotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
+ U; H2 v, a, ~& b- U* W. athis is not hong kong style english.....
" {) V/ I% [; N) [! nthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

  k" O% ]7 {2 ?' Pi've already ban this shit...
" \/ i- z% ~- [; Z' d5 Qdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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