香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. $ R  _0 r" d# {5 T9 a
甘多人死，唔见你死。
! F8 b/ f. W3 \; k9 l5 S3 D* n' l2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ) _1 n' ?6 w4 {; L  [$ t& K: ~
你教我以后点出嚟行? ) p8 g; H/ J* ]( D1 w2 @
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
7 Q1 ~! N* `0 ~0 B3 ?# i% B如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
5 k7 ^' ^) ]" ]4 ~, B! ]* r# O4 "I saw a pork chop"
  }3 Q9 n6 v1 |- ?5 Q  ^我见到件猪扒啊。
7 w+ \! e2 {, `7 k; W4 C5 Are you road?
6 m; [' w  w+ I5 C0 x/ F3 l- |* d你系咪路啊？
) [6 p  c3 |: G/ a3 O+ C! S1 n4 K6 What the water are you?
9 w8 n/ t3 {- a8 ~你系乜水啊？
& z0 d* {  y5 a. p7 Do you big me?
- h, v3 g# _( u你大我啊？
9 Y+ x2 z" l- f' H  w# _8 Zebra chops people.
5 u9 d$ l% _) z% U# N' [8 T* s班马劈友。 ! J% w& ?1 b$ j
9 The king of the cutting girl.
' O8 F8 W) N, \, M$ t6 X' V. Q界女王。 $ Q8 f# c8 h2 t) M, [, _
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 9 t! ]! S& k5 e
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
! `/ Q0 b2 G% R! [8 ]3 M. \11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 3 x2 i9 ~% ^1 }$ ]
你当我无到？
; L2 l4 V% f2 l: l12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. $ D& a  v, B+ L0 R7 T
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
+ ]; c4 d$ I0 }  U13 Today I was very black son.
" x" X/ k; V) t今日我好黑仔。 % m4 O3 K4 _+ o0 x5 G
14 I am wearing grass. ) I2 X" V  o6 T6 Q
我着紧草。
) }2 x7 b% V& @15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! . {0 _4 a1 L$ G$ g
你未够班同我讲数！
+ X; i' f) K- u( L" w  O16 Two beat six. 3 j5 p* o' b9 I: d: Y' }$ A
二打六 " H/ n1 L' ]- o7 \9 g7 S
17 Two five son.   h- z: F0 }* p9 S: t
二五仔 . X2 `/ W9 l" G; u7 h
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
$ F% p9 O/ U" g0 c, ]琴琴青
* l! d+ a6 X2 D2 q& U19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
# Q2 F! m- c7 q9 [" h$ p- ?我俾D顏色你睇睇！
- n+ h1 P  Z1 q1 d. k& z) E) T20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
, r$ s# o; V. D4 d& g, f蠢蠢欲動 。
/ n6 ?6 Q" U# X1 S21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 0 T# Z  G8 }3 k6 v
人山人海 。 2 @! h; L0 V- r
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 8 V$ x7 k. e2 J* m  R
你算老幾?
& r" s. Q% N( R0 ?23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
5 X6 J1 {: V5 G4 \% x, ?你講乜鬼? 9 C6 N3 `( B' y. w
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
. M! i/ R" h' X, j5 y0 U我驚你有牙！ 4 C( G! D" |) x7 [: @
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 2 _; @; G7 l$ W) W3 a! e5 a2 I4 c9 P
心花怒放。   + V0 I0 ^6 X9 K+ b" Z8 d6 n  {
Fish skin . I; Z7 L3 D# L1 Z' M% ~: b/ p
鱼皮 。
! p3 q' U( V  @Monster of blowing water. : F% n- e4 |3 n: m) B4 ~. k
吹水怪。 & }2 S3 Z8 f$ h
Face green green
) R5 L2 P0 d1 V, A8 _( I2 M" N面青青。
; x% D9 c3 H4 ]' u; p) UYou see road carefully
" x+ ~( u9 [% n0 {$ A你小心睇路 6 X& L  v2 ^  V8 g9 \6 l2 l% h5 Y
You go to street carefully . P0 l. P- Z$ J7 M
你出街小心D。 ) Q$ {% M! T% z$ f: c* [
Do the world - S% a0 Y& g  {" d0 t, y3 i1 K, w
做世界 。
# U# ^& v- ^  ^! ~7 V8 O  }+ `5 RBig tea rice
& f( y9 |8 M. H6 Y+ g. R5 F大茶饭 。
& R! b. N% K& [American chinese not enough.
2 t4 M* S4 K  L% a( t" M6 ^; w美中不足。 ( F! Z9 B* x# b* @
King eight egg.
: X' J0 z6 U% U. r$ {0 p王八蛋
7 Y& w* X7 Q& Q! J& f0 jHigh hand.
: x" k3 P2 u, Y% Q4 F高手 ) O  t7 u9 |2 q+ B

# Y4 ^* a- {/ v. D4 M( |4 wOld dot.
* t2 l  P. b- Q; Z/ L% Z老点
) u) |+ x5 }6 G  q3 y8 O4 sOne old water
2 ?, d) i0 D% ?1 w" q. `# Q# [一旧水
6 Q/ ~# U6 c' F' j/ OI know your mouse.
6 Y0 Q3 z. N" v我识你老鼠！ : w: y6 V2 S# A1 R% a
Measure water/Pound water.
/ b6 @7 n0 x4 }+ N磅水
1 O* F9 W2 E- {0 b2 F, f4 |A dragon service.
2 n" g6 l, i+ f1 @& }一条龙服务
' L( [3 q- x8 v" OPump water.
/ k3 N  g& @- E; r; O$ E****
) D: M! S8 t1 [% X/ \$ q5 S" VI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
2 S3 G0 `, f+ U( R7 A我吹鸡打你班友。 : s( A* p1 t$ x$ t8 ~3 f' t
You jump building.
* j1 ]% U( z% i& L5 A# s5 c你跳楼啦。
) u+ m8 l) h5 _  {; A; vYou come back home and eat banana
/ Y6 b0 M% p) o8 k- c" @6 S4 \你返屋企食蕉啦 ' L+ k9 A8 _# }  ]* ]6 @2 i  S
I give you a hair. 8 K9 S  n, R0 I1 f7 O9 e8 u+ g
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin # T- P0 D, y5 `1 k7 H
收皮   q! G, ~4 m; r( n
Collect father 9 w" k1 o+ F, K: u; L
收爹 9 e1 B% g" l7 U/ J! P
You give me collect father. " |5 Z# D# {; q6 b+ W2 x0 _
你同我收爹！ + f& D' h" M4 w- S5 I- `
Laugh die me.
. W" b; L" V* h; m5 c4 G笑死我。 5 v( A/ I: c$ u; Q7 ~1 l. D
You give me stop. 0 z( `% o0 d1 ~$ k" B! w; I6 X
你同我企系度。 - g1 Z% X# O7 ?" b9 p$ v) u
Eight woman ; s+ b- v0 n( J0 D9 M
八婆 4 i5 x( ?; B9 K7 K+ G; Y( `6 C
Eight woman,you are good! 1 ]) n% ~* A7 `+ c
八婆，你好o野!
$ [9 q9 `% J! lWhat the spring do you do? " Y; [3 B0 a2 v& Q5 V
你搞乜春啊? $ K( }( D1 M+ \5 q# m
A dog of eating dung
; Y: H& I% B7 A6 s食屎狗 9 B* J) n+ b$ j% `5 a
A ghost of ass $ _  ]' B: _/ n
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....7 n- i" r) i& }1 w
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......2 z0 ]. S: _( R4 L2 k. N# v
this is not hong kong style english.....
6 e# o8 u6 B! {# P' r. i1 Ethis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...... i2 L$ w4 H7 M; P
i've already ban this shit...
) n+ ^/ ]) p% h3 ~don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.