香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 8 T; `9 Q0 r# J; f' K0 W
甘多人死，唔见你死。 6 Q. k& e* J  w, k& o; @
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
) h! \- q) g- u* F! G+ S5 E, f你教我以后点出嚟行?
% ?3 l+ n8 ?7 M2 P6 Q9 e: U) S3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
1 Y, D0 `& a, f/ P& N如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
2 ]; F! d# [# ^! d" B+ q" A# ?4 "I saw a pork chop" # c6 ~7 F3 A' @/ X, R  @
我见到件猪扒啊。 : _" R$ D3 i5 O: k
5 Are you road? $ x$ A0 q2 O* Y, z
你系咪路啊？
  m: k3 Y9 [( V& t1 B6 What the water are you?
( T, h3 ]. i" Y你系乜水啊？
8 C8 g& ?7 {" m% w3 C2 x7 Do you big me? ; _8 E# C* `1 P- ]
你大我啊？
' w0 k4 V! ~% c- g8 Zebra chops people. / @+ R8 K8 |, H
班马劈友。 - n( j5 l4 f3 ]0 l) z
9 The king of the cutting girl.
4 F4 |+ ~0 G  u% i界女王。 - F, W. X- e* y/ k) R8 w$ H& i
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.   Y4 v/ x( J5 O2 R# _
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 , j  l6 a. ?& _
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
8 c# ~5 E( v3 _! Y+ u你当我无到？
  P2 r! f* E, q- r6 a12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   ?. |- |7 `6 j) Q; W9 A. s: y" {
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ & _9 ?2 C, ?' K
13 Today I was very black son.
& O. r) ~( S: K3 G1 M# d# r今日我好黑仔。 : S( h0 F0 M1 _0 i! R  @7 |
14 I am wearing grass.
' B0 r+ U; Y" g我着紧草。 % \2 z' A' K% Y; Y* }, m
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
; N  X1 Z* @& Z1 L. Z( m你未够班同我讲数！
: L% N1 m1 m3 y5 ]16 Two beat six.
  J# t; P% h- ~7 F二打六 5 ~, v4 \: e5 z5 @
17 Two five son.
6 E  q! H/ `6 M6 r# |2 V4 `" W% ~8 O二五仔 8 J2 V% K6 I$ |0 G7 v
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
' C# S% b, ?* x4 d琴琴青
+ B3 S2 G" q7 M5 Q7 U19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 + b8 ~" X9 w: Y9 A' S  D- v* X4 ^/ r
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
3 e1 Y' p1 \5 o& Y" c20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 4 O% b/ C3 g5 l1 e& n+ b4 P
蠢蠢欲動 。 9 ^7 u- w3 n/ P. J; n8 T
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 . v0 V8 d% |' t1 z! ]0 U
人山人海 。
( ]/ o; w8 L! n22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
3 E. A9 C, n* ^, R$ K你算老幾?
9 ~2 F9 _# t2 i6 r* n9 S% u" O23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 $ _' j" x5 g" t; @" X8 W6 Z
你講乜鬼?
: t7 X/ w( l9 R5 T3 q  S- D" w24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ( r4 Y. b( o7 ~6 K3 D$ e* \
我驚你有牙！
$ k( O9 r' c' `8 O, k25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 " O0 e, j1 y# m+ ~
心花怒放。   5 C3 v* S" b) t6 g0 v3 z6 Z" \3 V
Fish skin
3 c; C5 z' b* x0 h, I鱼皮 。 / P+ P+ Q" j7 [6 ]2 X  n) q
Monster of blowing water.
3 A+ ^, L* }+ o" e7 q7 g  g吹水怪。 # X7 ]/ H) P8 i, q; ^2 s3 d
Face green green
, x; g8 k/ @1 l# Z5 Z面青青。 . r: |$ s/ J; f* Q. e' ?  q
You see road carefully " d# q) u* X# ?+ @4 K% I& \
你小心睇路 / {4 s& H7 P4 A, ]: z' Z
You go to street carefully
2 J8 o. d5 E9 ?% z6 z# L/ L4 b你出街小心D。 ' n) Y7 B9 Z; A; B+ N  G7 ]: j
Do the world
) [2 U$ r! v: M' M做世界 。
" d! v' q4 l; L- W7 dBig tea rice : }) i- c$ t, j9 V+ c
大茶饭 。
/ ]2 u& h% j5 I3 n3 i7 gAmerican chinese not enough. 3 F- F8 X2 x2 F! r4 r9 X3 ~
美中不足。 : S3 q% D  n) |' b$ D" r% U
King eight egg. $ C" o# x1 Q9 W
王八蛋
1 F( m+ J9 `4 OHigh hand. 3 Q3 l& N3 T9 Z0 i# U7 ~
高手 , `& n4 v  O9 }% K( i) F1 J

% J& p# Y0 W) P) z% S2 o, j) jOld dot. , w% C9 h4 u& h5 o
老点
5 N0 \; h2 n, |8 x# y$ nOne old water
5 J8 \7 W. \2 o一旧水
  H5 `/ x8 G0 T& q# W" F! }I know your mouse. 0 \' P1 j! m& h+ c3 G
我识你老鼠！
( n$ J5 d5 |+ m/ b8 q2 I% r: EMeasure water/Pound water. 3 G) f5 n( i- Y; e
磅水 5 n: [. @. F+ X% g
A dragon service.
8 t% T. M* X" _2 z: Q一条龙服务 ) s. x9 ^2 z5 }, I2 o
Pump water. 9 F" V6 R; i9 b- m8 L
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% [* i& B; [! h& r0 iI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % s' W0 n% T! H+ E
我吹鸡打你班友。
% [6 B2 a7 L; R( O4 mYou jump building. # V; }4 S# E! o5 @! R6 t4 G
你跳楼啦。 8 s; R. p$ w5 `1 S% F  a1 w6 X
You come back home and eat banana ; y  w* R4 {- W, E7 J( q
你返屋企食蕉啦 % S0 w% z/ H$ v
I give you a hair.
# @2 \/ z$ F1 d1 t! r" t. B; C6 S我俾条毛你ar! - n, d" D" ?3 O

3 _6 \% H( Q+ cCollect skin
6 w# q, H& r" e" K- |0 U: M收皮
4 T. W9 l# B: t% w2 ^0 |  ?" D- dCollect father
" k- z* |5 ]0 ]& z3 l收爹 - o6 F5 l' ~2 L
You give me collect father.
+ `) Z1 O4 K$ \9 r3 N你同我收爹！
& J7 K" q; L/ [/ zLaugh die me.
, n5 V' {" _1 u! A$ H笑死我。
+ C, `4 u$ E9 y4 A! `4 K: K" TYou give me stop. : @$ C" Z1 d; Q0 G! A! F' T# ?
你同我企系度。 $ P( ^; g7 F  Q, X: c, ^1 V; P! y  t
Eight woman 8 M" M; u4 G/ _" w
八婆   }# w# l, v# B0 w6 E, c' P
Eight woman,you are good!
2 o6 B  W. z" q3 Z4 E5 z3 j( G八婆，你好o野!
/ r! x/ |$ @% `; |! _+ BWhat the spring do you do?
& X5 |' T+ g/ [2 d, C3 E, R8 y你搞乜春啊? / B& ^7 F" j" \
A dog of eating dung ' Z: G& j$ Y: V$ z
食屎狗 7 K2 ~6 b- k' W1 O, R0 x4 [
A ghost of ass ' y0 G$ s* W. B) r( t  ?
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....5 V5 @4 ^3 d5 f& s8 l4 E
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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9 I2 D6 N, r9 D9 s5 |- }. xtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......5 v5 C% h- V3 G4 ~: Q5 |* m! p7 @0 L
this is not hong kong style english.....
: A9 f6 ^. B' i7 zthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....8 P$ c6 r9 [) e
i've already ban this shit...
$ s7 R* J! u6 L" X3 Udon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.