香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. , d3 q. O' j( v* |
甘多人死，唔见你死。 1 [* A8 R  p6 J1 S
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ! p% K6 ~- A1 a  K
你教我以后点出嚟行? 6 h" S8 G' n6 E; z% E8 ^, G! C8 {; m
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
0 w+ f- [( c& y" I' X( t9 n$ U( x如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 9 \: \2 L8 {' @7 S
4 "I saw a pork chop" ; {1 h9 z5 p9 b! l3 C
我见到件猪扒啊。
3 `; C( W6 T# H% }+ h+ |/ D5 Are you road?
+ I' t/ R% G  ?( r; n2 w你系咪路啊？ & W! Y  v8 m* L% f
6 What the water are you? ( c9 n# g7 D) d2 f" R
你系乜水啊？ 1 U! B0 K6 N) |; }. ?; |
7 Do you big me? 0 s$ L* Y* O! E. {2 M" E) A; s8 `
你大我啊？ ( s1 d! a3 {1 G2 \' ~
8 Zebra chops people. 0 J$ Q0 i1 S0 o
班马劈友。 ' C8 X2 {( \+ C' h4 o
9 The king of the cutting girl.
0 a; O5 L$ q9 g9 o  b" t界女王。
- }5 h4 Q5 w0 R. a1 Q10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. $ t6 s# j; E, ?. F& {
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
- t0 H1 Q; c" Z. t  O! o- w11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 0 L; k) O: v& v4 s
你当我无到？
9 z4 Q! ?9 R( N$ X/ _. f12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
; v: o  w8 v( P0 A( Z; Z5 s) W( n9 U你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ) W: y0 ^1 v3 w+ b' u# m' y5 {8 {/ L
13 Today I was very black son. 8 b1 H4 C5 h+ {  Z$ i$ `
今日我好黑仔。
# n+ i; x6 n8 J! g" q0 S$ `14 I am wearing grass. 7 E$ X8 a$ z: l0 @$ B3 K
我着紧草。
' r. V2 T9 E" a8 t7 d! E- Y# u15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ! n) c2 W: \# D3 E! E) U9 Q
你未够班同我讲数！
% _) B( O) Y; A16 Two beat six.
4 U( g3 l9 C* A; }二打六 * X* T8 Q! }& j% q. {$ w/ m
17 Two five son.
/ v- a1 Z4 E7 |9 O二五仔 ' \( \$ J' A* g7 y7 ]: T
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
# b4 ?4 i0 h' p琴琴青 ' c0 x; \/ N/ k7 [  n1 _
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
, [: G( b. f+ v! |我俾D顏色你睇睇！
2 {6 T# P8 o# _- }7 \. s3 q+ \20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
8 |. H/ J% C; P. _: Z, Q8 r! t, b9 V蠢蠢欲動 。
2 A1 ^6 h/ d+ X  }2 C1 |21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
6 Q, T& `6 V) g! X' b. |% m人山人海 。 2 x5 y' O  v+ h' N' k( ?, @/ F
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 7 M) I/ x: n8 Q1 k: B# n3 d
你算老幾?
5 k8 |7 f# H9 |) M+ R6 e3 g1 |23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
9 I. ?; ~/ Q# R你講乜鬼?
0 k, O$ `: Q6 P; ^24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 7 D* y3 t2 d4 s* R
我驚你有牙！
( ^/ Y! c( A. W7 P1 c25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
$ k' K# [/ ]! I7 g心花怒放。   
9 c+ t* Q" x- E7 @" s% r9 {Fish skin * f, u  x: ~. o% }8 o) F4 P) s
鱼皮 。 # W3 Y( j+ ]- }
Monster of blowing water.
# U1 g% N0 B& I: x- H吹水怪。
# |6 F( o" f0 p! n2 ~8 m( JFace green green 3 s" `8 Y0 a7 x% P* `7 Z
面青青。
! [; D4 R8 x7 v% o9 ^' o" s, R) rYou see road carefully
  [) g6 Y( m. W7 I; r1 i你小心睇路 , n- ?$ |: w# x  w, L
You go to street carefully
" H; o: ~/ h7 B7 [; c3 P你出街小心D。
5 s" h7 e& Y! N, x. }9 Y0 r- eDo the world
/ H! c5 S2 h- O. V- @- R! `: l做世界 。
. z( S8 e7 e* j) s3 HBig tea rice : s4 M- `- ?$ o6 N9 H' d9 @
大茶饭 。
8 f2 f5 u7 Y) W  c! xAmerican chinese not enough.
5 x2 I% m" G  o* W5 b9 s/ \美中不足。 0 J& J0 Q: U8 T0 J% _
King eight egg.
3 k7 ?( f- A: M6 z& G% @3 \; B1 v王八蛋
5 L" s7 B9 x; C  wHigh hand. 9 X. G2 I" _0 {
高手 2 q5 S3 `7 z- D  n# h& u2 ]9 q
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Old dot.
; @' _$ p2 L- g/ y# S老点
" m% _' E) G4 P' k) hOne old water
8 S, G% r: c7 `4 M" E一旧水
7 F1 A$ d) i' B3 rI know your mouse. " n1 |6 n2 i0 X" y# d. f4 l. q8 c
我识你老鼠！ . }1 O6 l* ^  T) ^6 {
Measure water/Pound water.
% k5 ^  z" O; f磅水 9 `: h- L: i5 r8 }+ a8 Q
A dragon service. 7 a! l3 C: k+ m$ q7 @0 E
一条龙服务 ( ~; }5 x2 H" |1 ^4 Z# ^
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# L. D( a( E- ]8 v% h& F. h我吹鸡打你班友。 4 N9 W! o# U, X& u
You jump building.
, L+ ?( `( L  M! @1 o: ^, h' s1 X你跳楼啦。 # G4 N, y% A! y1 J: X0 V
You come back home and eat banana
4 U% H8 V" P/ x. a7 j9 ^# C0 z你返屋企食蕉啦 & G6 x9 q# _* T8 ?  @9 ?$ ^
I give you a hair.
3 n6 w7 g3 u2 `0 t我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
, J6 Q/ n0 ]7 |8 B6 w" M0 \1 I收皮
$ J% v8 j# _8 MCollect father * S( A' `9 m9 r+ @3 T: C
收爹 2 ]' a' [; S: a  r" l8 o
You give me collect father.
! z. m, u$ x" ?2 t你同我收爹！ 6 t# _& o3 o9 l' w
Laugh die me.
; q2 E( x# L1 I9 I4 Y5 E笑死我。 # U+ a* K2 k* I4 c- L. m
You give me stop. 7 ?! d' Y) J9 h
你同我企系度。 6 x* M- \! a; S% i
Eight woman
; t0 `) F0 }2 {6 ~4 \八婆
) q9 G3 D9 F; [  d# Q$ @- {Eight woman,you are good!
, O" `& F; M7 }5 \' o! M八婆，你好o野! + d  ?: j% y, Z2 g! N* X6 T
What the spring do you do?
. n- X# x6 ~1 s8 t4 n+ |$ }- ~你搞乜春啊? 7 U  ?: U4 M5 K( r
A dog of eating dung . z: D- t2 Z" |) s
食屎狗
$ R* S0 e) }2 w% z! y$ I2 q; x" GA ghost of ass 6 F* ^& J) `4 }  g6 O/ m5 r' k+ d8 A
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....$ a6 k3 ?1 k  M9 y6 n3 {& \
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......  P5 Q: ]: t$ e0 b
this is not hong kong style english.....
/ t3 j' y( ?1 ?1 o/ T% [0 nthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....0 z; s! }$ t1 O1 u4 X: u
i've already ban this shit...
' C& I' z& J. }8 rdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.