香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. . K6 T( H: T! ]5 R
甘多人死，唔见你死。
3 q' i0 x5 [* ~+ r2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 6 o4 U/ x  k1 F4 Z  c1 b5 D
你教我以后点出嚟行?
' {) m7 @3 k0 m3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
  l2 W8 Y4 q- V- B; R如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
0 P7 a- @7 _  C2 M4 "I saw a pork chop"
, x1 c- J& P2 D! I3 f1 i" O+ y我见到件猪扒啊。
+ z' P7 K7 `2 b1 h. v9 y/ d5 Are you road? 8 _+ M7 d; d) S  _: x. w( V9 J
你系咪路啊？ % `' e% g- L' n/ r% @, ?
6 What the water are you?
1 S4 Y, m- n3 T( {  p你系乜水啊？ 2 ?* O1 w* r* @' U+ N$ V4 C" A; H- R
7 Do you big me?
) _2 u; N7 m0 R# C你大我啊？
/ y- d) @1 k  X4 V8 Zebra chops people.
3 U9 B; R" V9 j, s9 S. k8 |2 N0 M班马劈友。 7 P) s( h( K( C7 L8 v0 \
9 The king of the cutting girl. 8 o  }$ n1 _/ I* t5 K1 q
界女王。
6 S" t. m! L) j" L10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
5 V8 Q  |9 `/ w) e  X9 Q批我个头俾你当凳坐。
; U2 o+ R4 y9 q5 d11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
* `0 e6 Q' e2 \" N8 c你当我无到？ 1 u6 q% C( T. A* N
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. + s5 ]# \4 ~& q* q3 O  L( r7 @$ e) B
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
8 Q' |" u& G, X$ {13 Today I was very black son.
5 [' x# A% h9 T- u9 g今日我好黑仔。
3 S8 e7 I7 y4 e% N9 \  X14 I am wearing grass.
/ g+ z- Y7 p. H. g! j我着紧草。
* r+ F  q% i5 U  O, a5 o15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!   l, M* u* `2 j' v
你未够班同我讲数！
* ?: b$ w1 j+ T8 ]& f3 [16 Two beat six. 0 x9 [" {/ `9 o( {9 G* l( z
二打六
, Y: z7 L$ ~1 W) N3 |( J3 p+ U17 Two five son.
. c1 W8 O4 V% Z% b二五仔
2 p: Y) q$ b' x2 Z4 q18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ! D' W* N4 ^9 T  e5 c; q
琴琴青 * O- F, A7 J- |8 p3 S4 d- d
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
6 P  d  Q% \) W8 R& S- W2 T我俾D顏色你睇睇！
9 v1 r( Q( m. a6 R20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
- B' i0 P' i) p( r, M' U/ D. W! `& X蠢蠢欲動 。 ! n; [# \* X" K7 F# H! B, B: V' l$ G
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ( o8 K; x/ m& y4 m/ i- g
人山人海 。 6 O6 }9 z; @1 Y/ i1 t6 `
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
, M$ |+ v: m4 l( s+ k$ }1 w1 r你算老幾? 7 ?0 k% x0 }# s8 b& C
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ) C, Q2 V. j! ~4 l+ E( g8 J( C
你講乜鬼? ) T# S% B- J9 z! H+ t- l0 C: }
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 6 J$ X9 A% c- ~! z
我驚你有牙！
! C5 H6 n! b1 ~  s/ C) u25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
4 K, h% n7 F/ k心花怒放。   0 H# C- h# {6 X
Fish skin # F! E# M& o2 C3 N1 L  m
鱼皮 。
& Y( i; y& v, _' J$ O4 O& {4 mMonster of blowing water.
+ A  L2 R0 _, u. A9 O吹水怪。 . {! b, n8 c+ D: }$ A
Face green green 8 a5 J( P! j+ m# L8 K8 C3 o# ^# M
面青青。 & w8 z' u5 ^! B" E. [
You see road carefully
2 c+ s+ [- e. J+ A你小心睇路 1 I) Y5 ?! k" b
You go to street carefully
9 Y; D( t6 ?6 a+ V* r" ]你出街小心D。
0 F2 V, e% _; [0 dDo the world " t( t- z4 O: i8 z. J
做世界 。 ; Q7 L" ?3 z9 Y3 d* t) n' G
Big tea rice
& Q5 h) D% c' A2 P4 T大茶饭 。
, C/ S6 _" ~, B, s4 mAmerican chinese not enough. ' [+ z3 W, E- {* V9 D
美中不足。
& w4 I% N" x/ W1 K2 f. |( pKing eight egg. 2 o- r7 U/ U/ ?
王八蛋 : O  @+ z% H  ]' U* Q! C
High hand.
$ C# [. P5 [% V2 u3 t高手 ( F' f. e3 x" F& J6 j" [! Z

* f* B4 Y) X, I1 [: h0 bOld dot. * {0 I0 F( t0 x& F9 n
老点 * m. S. ~# p- w0 ^- L
One old water
; Z/ `/ R$ b! h  ?5 Z, o+ p一旧水 ; h/ A5 ^# `; P/ v9 U0 S2 _7 L
I know your mouse. 7 Q; N( M- H! l) k
我识你老鼠！ - K1 J# a5 e) w8 [6 ~# Y! b
Measure water/Pound water. 0 L) B% ^8 F3 A. S& B9 S3 V
磅水   @3 G0 Z* u3 `6 i( K
A dragon service.   ?/ Y; Y( O1 c/ [, e
一条龙服务
0 ^8 T" D. `* SPump water. / t* F, a9 A2 {( ^! Y3 R& l& J0 o* l
****
2 m& _4 V+ t6 i- {I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" p* w" O: A# t9 k我吹鸡打你班友。 6 v7 E% I0 O+ p9 d+ I) x, a0 M2 D
You jump building.
$ m; x8 N+ B' X3 @% S你跳楼啦。
  k2 _2 o5 l" V% \' }0 o# l) FYou come back home and eat banana
+ W. A+ Q0 }7 Q你返屋企食蕉啦
7 C0 c; @: q, _* ]* q) k2 bI give you a hair. 0 I3 T5 m6 K' X7 w
我俾条毛你ar! ' A- k! A% B- p; V1 n' B
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Collect skin - a' \' u5 U! I. d5 `
收皮 1 k3 L9 D4 {8 X1 A
Collect father 0 ?; U, c- f1 `' F* k3 M$ q' p6 z$ v
收爹 # y" w5 c5 b9 O8 ]1 x  b
You give me collect father. ' x( m0 a# x& K6 n4 c
你同我收爹！
' W( Z0 \9 c. P7 vLaugh die me.
7 t: q5 y' B. J/ M  l笑死我。
$ Y- h+ B4 J: WYou give me stop.
( N$ G: w5 b" S) R2 ?你同我企系度。
7 ~! F9 P: Q5 `Eight woman , [; m6 c4 z8 p! ], M
八婆   X# V% I% {* Z8 G
Eight woman,you are good! 2 I  s2 \6 I, z& _. ^
八婆，你好o野!
1 Q# [: Z$ q6 V* ~0 `What the spring do you do? 6 j% z: N4 ~+ b% h2 P
你搞乜春啊? ) s" A1 }8 E- u/ ^' i4 E
A dog of eating dung
7 s2 m" A4 {2 b; T2 Q% q' O2 N食屎狗
0 N4 |5 G7 Y. N+ }  yA ghost of ass
% d. g6 F8 `* x2 s屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
# B1 c* R5 A/ R2 r! E都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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4 Z) q3 k5 f, ]- u& e( Qtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......) ]. y. ?" s$ ]* y
this is not hong kong style english.....
' Q9 @6 d: }- q3 l8 \- Jthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....! y- s0 ~2 `7 ?
i've already ban this shit.../ r6 N& |2 w! n! ?, p6 T
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.