香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 8 c- t* X0 t. C/ J; z2 L7 g
甘多人死，唔见你死。
- r9 z: }7 S6 ?9 k1 X2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
% {* q5 a0 {" u- `1 o1 K* I& y你教我以后点出嚟行? 3 U9 K' d+ B; h; y
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
( N. R  t+ ^; j( u7 u  |如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
! a* E1 J2 S9 m! d2 B4 "I saw a pork chop" - U* `: }  u3 H7 a0 V7 I
我见到件猪扒啊。 3 t! T; d8 }) u/ q* W4 b
5 Are you road?
( L, z; N4 p! Y! ?; A你系咪路啊？ 4 o! }. b& C& W% S6 O
6 What the water are you?
+ J# l0 U# [$ \/ l你系乜水啊？
' \) {4 D1 Y' M* F' b# [5 J9 {7 Do you big me?
3 O. F! f. N2 d8 u7 b+ ?你大我啊？ & R8 m9 a$ G! W1 ~! q1 v
8 Zebra chops people.
: Y: [3 B3 c' m' Q2 p/ |班马劈友。
* ?$ x9 |: }6 c, U: S9 The king of the cutting girl. 8 L& {0 N7 R0 \7 l  w9 P) `) V; b) L
界女王。 ; ~1 g5 [! P8 T) G. @/ u
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. $ ^; ?8 l" Q& ~. s, Y( `2 i" E3 f
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ( T* {" H8 k% q: d! P+ p) Q* M
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? : v6 p5 F" I0 S, h& J0 H& S  `
你当我无到？
2 t4 H1 b0 y0 M/ y, W12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 0 g) q8 G$ ?& H( F7 |4 y
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ! k3 y6 ^& ?# L6 n
13 Today I was very black son. $ u( O0 t4 ^1 V) b9 I. B$ p- S4 h
今日我好黑仔。 2 y2 ^. S8 x4 o
14 I am wearing grass.
- g4 s) J7 R$ u% ?* ^8 n我着紧草。 % s& p7 z" @9 V( I1 l4 E+ F
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! % L4 s% R9 l1 B( |5 z
你未够班同我讲数！
0 J( v7 p  o' z9 G+ V5 e16 Two beat six.
/ f* v3 a$ L/ l" z/ u2 R: {二打六 : x% u& _% ^2 j6 O; ~  [
17 Two five son.
7 _& v0 @0 E1 o# W7 [二五仔 + z% s4 d# O2 I" q# }
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 " i% |3 N" O1 A, J! l0 }) U
琴琴青
: H5 E2 l7 |" n/ A* P* i, C19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
5 A0 y- B. T$ U$ O! M6 y' b0 s我俾D顏色你睇睇！
2 [3 O4 K& M" e, @* I20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 9 k1 p# \+ {0 `& ~
蠢蠢欲動 。
' K! j2 @* G! k, z8 k- _. `6 I% }21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
9 [3 ~; M( F. {' L' G! t, I人山人海 。
! G/ @2 Z' B  k( @22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
; u# a9 Y9 C4 j% z) ?) x. p* o你算老幾? ! a/ ?6 y4 e) O2 J
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 5 L) b9 ^5 e; H) g
你講乜鬼?
: H& J& Q+ e  w% `" g  H24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
' I) S7 }5 c* T9 h0 Q5 Z2 N我驚你有牙！ ! d7 ?  M, @: w" d9 [" o2 @
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 7 L  i* {6 F- Q7 O+ E  `
心花怒放。   " N8 G. l+ [5 h; g" q" U
Fish skin
8 z3 p' p/ z; a. e鱼皮 。
6 i! [8 s# w4 A* o  nMonster of blowing water. . }7 G6 H7 c- ?; e9 P% j! G% H
吹水怪。
! ^) e! r! @$ DFace green green
1 ~& n% T1 d, I面青青。
, i( t1 b6 N6 o/ q. J$ o, {% J8 @You see road carefully
. f4 y; V- a9 M/ v# @你小心睇路 4 L/ h: ?. |* o4 \& J* o5 t! N
You go to street carefully % b  l/ V% ?+ b+ I- s6 |- L
你出街小心D。
: y( W6 }* c7 I. S+ a6 @3 K3 JDo the world
; |- \$ w) N3 N, i: x做世界 。
4 _0 y5 f, b3 WBig tea rice 8 D3 ^/ S" T0 V) e( _) i
大茶饭 。
$ h) O8 Z& ^5 m7 z! u+ p; j+ nAmerican chinese not enough. 0 L0 }) i/ j, C# q) M: Z
美中不足。 2 N9 \- Q1 N" H) f/ N' _
King eight egg. 9 l% q; N/ n5 ~
王八蛋 7 W. r% h) r6 q
High hand. 0 u$ @; g) I, g0 ^$ Q
高手
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Old dot.
3 t6 g% k0 o* A6 {; ~' L老点
% D9 l3 v4 O$ j5 r! ^One old water
, M, r1 `# O, d9 e, ^一旧水
# {0 n$ D3 h4 Z- h/ S4 yI know your mouse.
# n. V" i$ X. k$ t2 O+ w我识你老鼠！ + R5 S; ?) @# T
Measure water/Pound water.
8 f/ |" I; Y+ K8 T磅水
5 _' q6 Z) L# T  C$ MA dragon service.
4 q9 d8 X$ {, h) t: K* y一条龙服务 0 ^1 c$ W2 c) n6 s2 V; L
Pump water. 9 s; j6 \3 `. z2 P
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9 Q: B% M) D8 v) lI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 N0 Z2 S6 g6 j7 I9 t
我吹鸡打你班友。 + i& u; E, `8 ~+ c
You jump building. . l5 P- {. s1 c4 H( |
你跳楼啦。 7 ^- x! ^# h: v* l4 i
You come back home and eat banana
- F2 _" D+ i8 ]2 d. r4 b你返屋企食蕉啦
* r; P9 M  P5 F! ?I give you a hair.
* O6 z- l( i5 U9 U7 ~; D我俾条毛你ar! 6 H. H3 ]! |. u: Z
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Collect skin ( s) a! p! q+ A2 s. ]
收皮 ) q) T( p; A% P: q+ [! g
Collect father
0 X, U* T( R9 ]9 b$ N收爹 ) ~. I- E! u: |! x) n
You give me collect father.
' L" V% K0 Z( C你同我收爹！
; K0 P" d6 w3 k) ]. U0 j. oLaugh die me.
" k" ^( w0 U% d笑死我。 9 e/ _9 [: Q" H6 o/ j
You give me stop. & K2 X% Z# z6 q$ x
你同我企系度。
/ F- p0 ]) Z3 u4 e+ p3 zEight woman ( B7 w' F5 f5 l
八婆 3 y; T5 o: J: a
Eight woman,you are good! ( U3 v# a, @' M1 S
八婆，你好o野! 6 \$ N  L* u  X, @+ I
What the spring do you do?
2 B2 J+ W; ]% i+ U! v8 g你搞乜春啊?   u4 N7 L1 _! X( [4 n1 W
A dog of eating dung + m0 ]9 m( N0 d# W
食屎狗
8 C2 b0 N2 }% W$ z; kA ghost of ass 6 K: E3 y( X7 j, V* m7 Z) o
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
- q: ~+ ~* Y3 }都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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  Z" H, j: z+ e% T" ]% Ntotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......6 T& R* _/ m" t7 H
this is not hong kong style english.....
/ I6 K2 P, N8 Q- Tthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
$ Z0 o1 p* V2 E, G6 s1 Q) si've already ban this shit...
+ ^' O" k4 A0 T8 E) B. [1 Kdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.