香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
+ u, Q/ ^# a1 n( ^8 ~甘多人死，唔见你死。
& o) k2 A: M  S) e' ^& W! g2 R2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? % k1 m  {5 H7 @/ t$ J, ^7 v9 q
你教我以后点出嚟行?
, `! V+ u) F! L+ d3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ( Z- c: {2 V. W8 {- _4 S
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 9 e4 C3 r' B/ E, @1 x  y# f' N
4 "I saw a pork chop"
1 C+ X8 [, A% R我见到件猪扒啊。 % x# i2 H+ m  j$ n. c
5 Are you road? 8 v. C% I; T0 X# H( i$ l5 h* Y
你系咪路啊？ 5 Z" M. q' O# u6 P7 b% d
6 What the water are you? - L' I$ P( D9 K9 j
你系乜水啊？ $ ~4 I7 l9 j! U: ~& P, k
7 Do you big me?
" b$ t* P$ T& ^9 G6 M+ d- o/ u你大我啊？
; G4 H# o: c- V' O$ b6 o! T$ I% T3 l- u8 Zebra chops people.
; F. M, k4 N& x9 }( U$ @8 |班马劈友。 8 H* T$ z/ w* G3 J' u# K
9 The king of the cutting girl.
: {0 p; S! f3 K  W: W+ R& u! t1 I6 _界女王。 0 z2 V; v+ L( O+ L! I- ^- W
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ' w% Z; [5 Y" N7 c  g2 x3 f
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 " a/ N, {' M5 _
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
$ M' A  A+ [" i% ?" `! x+ Q  t你当我无到？ 3 i( \( U# h8 J. @# E& F/ ?- q7 i
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. + D- P' o" q: I  C1 D6 l6 t
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
2 Q9 S$ s3 _4 c7 _13 Today I was very black son. + T9 X4 q0 @3 l
今日我好黑仔。
) A3 k& s' [3 S" F, X14 I am wearing grass. ! N6 d- P/ z( u- [1 Y
我着紧草。 " a  Z& G: M2 o9 d1 D
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
( z: c& ?+ ]; S7 v" U' C1 ~你未够班同我讲数！
: L. V5 a! W1 P16 Two beat six.
( W' m; O: P8 ?" x) w二打六 0 O8 M5 j; k( l8 s- c
17 Two five son.
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% ~( e" ^' d+ x  ~1 ~: c+ B18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
! D% p, N: s; s. ]# E& I琴琴青 : |; O0 h/ ]& ^3 \3 L' E) W8 c
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 # Q/ M' c% h/ a$ Z0 P1 G8 e; `8 y. X
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 5 U% b- I1 r4 ?  _0 l
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
( X7 B; W6 l  }1 g蠢蠢欲動 。
2 Z$ P3 Z5 R! \21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
0 R* j5 T0 |* \" M5 g* B人山人海 。
5 z" h  L$ Y+ {! Q22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ' O; V1 P9 l2 ]' p9 X5 N
你算老幾?
" s4 H! K7 C6 [. z% G5 I0 U3 ^23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 + U( A. Y. r- X7 W
你講乜鬼?
& S& K& ?7 n! Z, x: _1 I1 V: ]24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
1 V" o) ^  z7 q* ]我驚你有牙！
% ^5 c5 }% X$ z0 v7 n25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 3 x4 b9 S. H& b4 t, M
心花怒放。   # v$ }" z7 G( l
Fish skin ! C! p. J1 |& p* v  u. E5 A
鱼皮 。 6 H/ a; [* H- V& W' Y5 r: Y
Monster of blowing water. . q# H  \( Z: G
吹水怪。 : F( j2 p5 q8 D6 \( V
Face green green
8 i" V9 J- U6 Q# {9 m5 m面青青。 & @* @: P/ W" o& X
You see road carefully
% Q% m- B  ]4 G/ g+ x. F  d& S7 h% G/ c你小心睇路 " h  E$ }. a4 S( k5 P
You go to street carefully 8 O. P+ H# A: y- {
你出街小心D。
6 a- q" S4 A! fDo the world - l# @" _: M0 \# U
做世界 。 ) ?( m. l2 p# g  {' e* _# u
Big tea rice $ [+ A# k4 I/ ]4 \, g  T
大茶饭 。
% X2 o+ K0 k3 x1 [8 S* R  y, Q1 LAmerican chinese not enough.
, ]7 n6 U5 X9 s/ f+ \美中不足。 4 o7 B2 Y( A8 c" }
King eight egg.
+ O/ J" T, t; X$ n, p0 {$ [王八蛋 6 G) g8 c$ A2 ^; e' |' o$ n
High hand.
# t6 h# h& e! m7 n高手 " {( t" A' o/ J/ O. {+ S

# N, K! F1 Q1 bOld dot. . I$ n$ k' I8 j% p4 t
老点
# B7 C7 V2 {1 G* y1 u. o3 fOne old water 5 r/ q, n6 K( [
一旧水 7 w8 b5 z6 g+ F6 \9 u
I know your mouse.
7 M& l' E/ E9 i& G我识你老鼠！ , X1 O  u' _* p/ [+ F# I) _5 o
Measure water/Pound water. . Y9 r7 F0 F( ^, |
磅水 9 T4 o7 X, n% N% v# a9 d3 d
A dragon service. 3 {, A6 H9 |5 [. I' N' t% ]# a  Q! E
一条龙服务
: D- k2 ^' b5 j& v0 m  a" s, a/ {2 oPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & ^! F) ^1 `; d6 {; B/ J2 p
我吹鸡打你班友。
' M& f9 A" h2 {7 \' R5 z/ ~You jump building. 7 i/ ?- ]* P3 E$ l. r/ P
你跳楼啦。 4 m( D" ~4 q1 S5 T) T
You come back home and eat banana * ^: Q3 [: b8 X, [6 Q
你返屋企食蕉啦
) P: V  G/ Y' b+ j  h4 N) MI give you a hair. 8 _1 ]5 \+ W: Y- p2 `" R# s9 [, J
我俾条毛你ar!   D0 [! g6 f, I$ k, v, F
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Collect skin 8 T9 H- N, ?7 n2 f, O: k- h! H
收皮   J$ w+ o. `& F4 T
Collect father ; G' M! k) T4 m3 Y9 f9 ]
收爹 0 S$ |) m/ k6 j! A! W- N$ t8 M* a. H
You give me collect father. - Q: M0 o9 k8 J8 U4 u% C8 v6 w
你同我收爹！ , V* |* ^- X) K- D3 e5 m! A, X( [
Laugh die me. : d* Q5 v7 r! P) R7 V
笑死我。 % a5 T- \/ i1 N" V  D
You give me stop.
2 t4 B/ ]/ A/ G6 l( L你同我企系度。 $ H% n+ F5 d/ J: g+ z
Eight woman
7 O6 g- h0 c& {7 a3 b. S- ~0 _八婆
7 @2 W7 ~& x& y- C- aEight woman,you are good!
4 @( l6 ]' ?( m9 [八婆，你好o野! 3 ~  Z+ y' Z2 T
What the spring do you do?
+ B9 s' L) i" z0 |6 x你搞乜春啊?
' v2 h6 d# S9 F4 A% b: vA dog of eating dung ; h* L9 `* F& @$ O
食屎狗
9 h% Y6 ?; O; V& a) ?$ KA ghost of ass
9 a* T; I& \! l+ u7 ~5 k屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
9 p6 d& J- z# ^$ Z9 u都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......$ t: A, x, Y! H0 g( ]3 J
this is not hong kong style english.....8 b2 t! C/ f8 a/ a: z
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....4 s7 b& F" a/ W1 t- m% F& {. ?
i've already ban this shit...
, M# d* S; n) o! K7 ?* H+ }" `don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.