香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ( Q% c: R. q" h( U' G0 b
甘多人死，唔见你死。 . g. k5 I. n: k+ E( m* D  A/ S
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
$ d- S, C  [$ \) O- ^, E你教我以后点出嚟行?
2 c5 C  @) N* l3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. , R5 q$ h& K6 c: @+ t6 O% c
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
* P" q$ U- n6 @# y0 }0 `: g+ J4 "I saw a pork chop"
$ a/ r- N  B. T  L我见到件猪扒啊。 3 i. R' F6 j1 C& Z) [) t% R
5 Are you road?
- ?! B& x6 R5 u8 {# |你系咪路啊？
9 `; h" ?  h0 L+ Y" j6 What the water are you?
8 C2 m7 c+ e4 _' |/ R) k你系乜水啊？
0 |) D: s2 w% g1 `/ y- t7 Do you big me?
; U# g; g7 |$ I( i$ O3 Y1 }) {" k4 J: i/ h你大我啊？ , U) l4 @* B* m4 E9 W) H4 c  `
8 Zebra chops people.
/ B# V5 }- ^: t+ b8 b" h班马劈友。 ! F8 [* j5 x! I5 @; z$ ~
9 The king of the cutting girl. 2 X' a6 S7 C+ P+ @* B& T7 @
界女王。
: n* ]9 Z. P- ?% `& S10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. % ]( v/ B8 ^8 s& V% l
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
, {- H, |; T6 |  c! g& C  k11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
( K' S3 A2 O3 r你当我无到？ : F# h7 l; n& d5 y4 `" B/ P) u
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
! {$ i3 H3 w" a6 o你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ & B% e# g3 Q+ M9 a" p+ X: N/ p
13 Today I was very black son. ( P- B5 J4 |" ^! G( y
今日我好黑仔。
2 n( }# [' `( V6 G, B8 n14 I am wearing grass.
8 O: U) `  U9 C$ s6 W5 p% l3 t; i我着紧草。 : B/ p6 ]/ W- L
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
$ E) d1 g! |8 m! l* ^( }0 q你未够班同我讲数！ 1 f! x6 _8 x6 ?& O$ U+ |( m! M" p
16 Two beat six.
" G$ Z5 l- {/ J0 e# M, b6 x/ P二打六
. d% ~) K; A3 ~; u0 W5 }8 j17 Two five son. - F) T3 ~1 s& R
二五仔 1 S. a/ w4 Q! H$ d  V% }1 H
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 " @1 n7 w* A  Y0 [/ v0 P% z6 A
琴琴青
9 x* w" \% o2 I2 J! S# y7 A19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 2 I3 K. ^! a: J" i( v6 a
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 2 F7 Z7 m1 S4 a0 Y5 i; M
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
% R" r! E- A9 r. s. I蠢蠢欲動 。 6 k9 ]/ v8 ?  O7 T/ ^
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
4 x, P! l* _- e- M4 @2 J人山人海 。
% B1 c. t/ s: ]$ Y( C22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
" M$ q/ X. M. x% ^2 f) K你算老幾?
* R3 i3 F( `! v23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
. N2 z% _2 @) }* F9 x' C0 X, K你講乜鬼? ; Q, F. X' B: O! v7 }
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
0 s. @1 v( q; _, Z/ ^6 b我驚你有牙！ 3 O- d% \) {4 B7 D% ~
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
8 A) n4 Q5 p# `2 j3 J7 ]1 t心花怒放。   
( G( k; t6 W2 O0 H" @, m8 o1 |Fish skin
0 V! J$ p& U6 ~! _) ]: i鱼皮 。
* p: Y+ Q9 T  E1 g- x1 N) G2 o; B: tMonster of blowing water. ( Q) L7 n$ ]& T7 {# X
吹水怪。
, ~2 E4 K3 D! \: g' U* E8 c) _Face green green
* K  I4 ?/ G- C面青青。
' u7 n* M1 R7 g2 N5 S' p/ ^+ aYou see road carefully & P" u/ \. E4 s1 n
你小心睇路 + p' @4 O5 x: C* B2 a
You go to street carefully
/ j8 p( t# k: e' K  G1 y, S7 l& i/ u4 ?你出街小心D。 2 w9 H* n- z" j
Do the world 9 f0 Z  p: f* z4 |
做世界 。
* L" ^* S( r+ yBig tea rice + O, z2 ~$ v' ^' I
大茶饭 。
) m8 l( u8 ?) DAmerican chinese not enough. 6 K* r* {. X: W3 o
美中不足。
) v$ L2 V: F  a. Q+ S! s( ZKing eight egg.
- {5 {- T  u2 ]+ ~: h王八蛋
7 C  q( ^3 _. W2 R5 H; R( i9 BHigh hand.
' f, f: ]$ s8 P+ M- L高手 # W& @  `( [* i% [

. T$ [  {2 R: g5 g4 I& nOld dot. ) @# f: g+ y% f0 J
老点 - r0 }1 h6 P0 J6 v5 a' ^
One old water
- I& l, o( `1 H7 U; y6 w, N3 s一旧水 / t) A" i4 C7 G7 f  `
I know your mouse. . |7 l3 C; U$ r; v
我识你老鼠！
& \' ]" ]! C( h" h# ZMeasure water/Pound water.
9 H5 D/ m' S. f: Z# N磅水
# t: ]9 X0 J, O  v. z. N- KA dragon service. 7 c6 t5 J2 r0 M$ K! _/ u
一条龙服务 . @  w/ n. {( G" K3 W
Pump water. - |/ u  T7 \6 Q
****
, W2 W7 R9 l, zI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
! l9 A% o/ T# T我吹鸡打你班友。
! T  ?. Z; F: u  eYou jump building.
9 @/ f) ?) V4 N3 Z' @你跳楼啦。 + D$ b) J& d7 ], h# f+ _
You come back home and eat banana
9 f1 T2 b; e% B你返屋企食蕉啦
* Z% l0 A' v  iI give you a hair. ) t4 z. a: y+ ]4 z: L" i/ d
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin 7 w! c1 G6 S$ p2 W* O# y( G5 c
收皮 7 O( O, H- \+ T# H% B- `& S4 c, O- W
Collect father ' o1 o+ @. i' q4 m
收爹
1 }; m8 Y/ h' w% I, JYou give me collect father. , S! s1 U% q/ c: B
你同我收爹！ + S9 c# l% o% w- k
Laugh die me.
7 y7 M$ M1 t) ]* v; w9 d# b笑死我。 / p( k2 c5 O% Y2 [9 }
You give me stop.
$ ?1 B* n0 j3 \  t- ~2 V' X- v$ C你同我企系度。
/ |; y; y" j, x  V2 D7 _8 CEight woman " I. I" ~' M2 @5 `
八婆
8 a& S2 Q7 b! U9 X) c# ^Eight woman,you are good! / r+ |# u' V( o4 r
八婆，你好o野!
. J/ ~5 P9 M' a, |1 ]What the spring do you do?
! A4 D* R- X% @$ ?& P, i! H你搞乜春啊? . z# `* g, H+ w* T
A dog of eating dung
* [- L# J7 V) Q- a% t, `& @& v食屎狗 3 z  E* [' n* A9 K
A ghost of ass + ]; Y0 A1 ~$ F% h# [% D2 M$ R- ~
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....0 g+ L. e! f# s4 G& w5 ^& h
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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4 \- F1 g7 X7 d  ~totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......: b+ x5 O0 a. b) D( @* O& y) K
this is not hong kong style english.....
( W% x' [" L( Y- xthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
8 [3 q3 c& D0 R! O4 qi've already ban this shit...
: D4 B9 y: a5 u3 b* kdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.