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Kei2005

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1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)
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, j+ V2 P8 m  T2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)% G1 |3 S' o& l% [
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4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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0 t! q; {5 \" T7 x* O( c5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)' N  }0 C" m1 P$ v8 H; ~; s
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7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老), }; ]7 a5 o% ]3 C, I$ X

/ Y8 F( y  k* S+ \8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)% S  k+ i# i" V, c- F8 l
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10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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/ R* ?( w( T# ~( s1 }; x我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:3 {, X, i- o/ }6 v* K) f
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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3 c! A" X" F$ {好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:. L8 h8 f! }( A" g
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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good