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Kei2005

十大阿媽口頭襌
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1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)1 j6 y4 w: F; }( p% \

; C' G: {- H( W2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)
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- B, x% B  w% s3 i- X6 s4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎2 @6 w/ r. P; \9 x% E/ b
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5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)( g1 Q* F  l0 D" p4 u2 C# W" W

5 ~; E% G* D! |& V7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)* x0 m3 i; _$ ]( \
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8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)$ j9 @) n- y/ n* A6 B8 Y
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9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)# F! S- R* j4 K7 r
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10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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# ]1 C4 o8 h. A8 g我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
9 `/ x. p% T! z; w 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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, p. w/ n! b- T3 ^好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:& w1 F; K3 R* @: V7 i! }+ X

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. J/ O# s* |0 c3 ~好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good