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  Y  g% z! P5 n) ?6 U, I9 l2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?). C5 [- J1 ~: r

8 T2 e7 U( e7 f* w0 U7 z' y5 k( V3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)
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5 b4 P! I+ |6 s0 c, T4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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7 T5 |2 U- R: j  Y7 ~, q5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻" l/ x5 P6 H& K& c3 M3 ~
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6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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1 w2 o8 n& {: K3 C7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)
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8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)  N" E; \1 M4 V- A9 V

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8 [1 w" X; P! B% Z; o9 u我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
. w$ h* C% u& [7 f- |* ?4 [ 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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) _6 s+ t6 i3 Y& N. u' D好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:0 F+ X1 U" {) T- C0 y/ i
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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

$ U8 }3 v0 d- ^& T+ X5 @* l# o& n我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good