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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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+ |; S* e8 e" H性本善:Sex is good.
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0 z2 R. t9 b' T/ N4 X& q# g& V性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ [; a. T; U2 b& ~8 Z, W

+ P) n  ?# Z2 k: \% q* o5 |- V苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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7 p( n# A6 m+ `& }1 p9 d性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it - E" c7 ], ~! ?" i5 ?
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - a: J5 I, z3 y
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 R, M: w/ k2 l6 P0 ~
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. % z8 u9 Z1 v7 {4 [3 p
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) L, @# o6 r% F4 D; b# l- q, L2 G* b

3 \% ?. [0 |" ?竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous # M8 ?) a( n7 ^$ w, v9 V4 @/ C
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine - S) ^2 C7 j# C) s. ]; G: A
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教五子 :All his five son took it 8 F/ \. }0 |, u9 ]: `( c7 h
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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- }3 _7 H* y  S) u* Y$ l, n: X教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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1 l4 S  F2 U& Z) c0 I師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 B" k# g: A8 L% [9 ?+ `( l3 {

9 @6 {, D4 t- M. n子不學 :You may refuse to study this ' P. _) c4 Y6 `& H
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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# k5 B$ ^$ d2 c) |- A幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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" t! e2 V$ Q9 C, N老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 s7 W% R0 _7 t* d* J5 [! k% ]
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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$ ~0 \/ [2 D' ?2 i# m- z3 k+ n不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, + c# g2 K& l& U  O% a

, v# H+ J- [. T; O+ Q不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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