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人之初:At the beginning of life. ! A; e  g; S1 y- P

( z3 t+ ~) B9 q) q# l) K/ J4 f性本善:Sex is good. 4 W! @1 Z4 n. D
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. $ f* p0 q3 s+ y2 V
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 p, {: B! n* R% i$ v
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 3 |; h4 d: N+ Q& Q6 J% m
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教之道:The way of learning it 7 d! g+ P+ D/ O" D4 G# b' Z

  N% Y- l8 b5 s* k8 S貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 Y$ r  B3 _% A6 e' h# W* _( c! d% e昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : Z/ v0 J' [4 W; ^2 c4 n, b" N3 |
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & C% ^- A) X; \# l) n( w
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- f# k4 m5 e5 j1 s( K8 g, S竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 2 x. Y3 _( y+ o+ Z+ n

2 f- K) y: v5 g$ s5 v, }+ x名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. * ^8 H6 ]2 r  }5 a; K
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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* T# r# n- p1 o父之過 :It is all your fault. 2 u& i$ e' |% d3 V5 G0 w

1 A* [: g; A, `' Q/ ]$ M教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.   O5 D/ Z5 c& J0 B4 n
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this * x3 t0 a( E0 O: J  i  r
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 1 s) {& W7 h& \3 ]5 X2 h  Z7 p; N* }
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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9 K: ?' i. ~4 c4 r& z5 |老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged & Q- _+ z! ?! d

) ~  d, O: \$ _6 I; d. n玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ! ~* M# O3 x0 |6 i( U+ v

3 }) U- G! b, `7 x  t  k- Z1 x4 D0 B人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 v/ J9 ^& Y" f  V7 s* I2 C8 R
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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