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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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+ p- s& @6 E) I性本善:Sex is good. * e0 Z% m) F" d6 o2 c. Q9 x
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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% i, C- q/ |' D# z# @9 E) I1 U習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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& N3 d2 l' z8 v4 P/ Y. x性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it " e, |- f4 B1 _
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( O  J! o, l: v  |  x
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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! ?3 F' \- a9 m& h8 f斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( y4 t$ t  b% m, X
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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- r$ U: |1 K  m* ?4 y% j& _6 V教五子 :All his five son took it : k2 l! @( |2 v( ~- D" U, ^3 f
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 9 {0 S# b8 N) U: X! N
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 3 A% e; X- E' ^

3 l7 \# e/ n2 G, H- k! F父之過 :It is all your fault. 8 K9 }2 g% U2 \; c. Y

# g7 w: l5 `# E: q; k( T( d9 N教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( a# L& y) o& a+ G  v
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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8 f8 T5 P; H. F+ T! O8 B子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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  ~' M: u- E+ P# ]9 m非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 9 o6 `0 a4 V) f. D2 u

& j% ?6 M+ \( R+ H- i幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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- D9 P# S% v3 n$ {9 `. H1 V8 q老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged & U' }% g5 T: }' E- s
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 I, J) |3 N( X$ i8 {3 Z, ^

4 ^$ t. P2 S8 [1 i7 z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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& c1 t8 _& ^0 M- O- m. U2 }人不學 :If you don't learn sex, , R! Q2 c4 ?4 S; D1 M
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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