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人之初:At the beginning of life.   r& u: R6 W$ y& k. [8 c

7 P  k" t- N; ~- K+ w性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 3 k9 E, k. [- C2 P4 b' {0 V5 Z5 z- _

; [/ z+ v6 |# C$ Q6 ?" s習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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% W: k0 F% f- |( u4 }苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 G6 ^5 |( q- `  @* K) K' O1 j8 `
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 }0 [: N* k* \, Y' O- T3 S: L
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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# a: z' o; I2 P* U0 x子不學:If you don't study hard,
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+ f  K( G" n$ ?) m# y& K7 Z! f: E8 W斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 1 F( c2 J, l" K4 ]  Q& {
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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& {' K$ n3 V: a/ U) a" @教五子 :All his five son took it ' p  u( K# j, G2 i$ d6 ^
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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# r) w7 m: H' F8 O; a0 ^養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 3 \# y, U' K, b) ~9 j
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ! S8 q1 q: ]7 d# p( c! y
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 1 m) y7 [1 V% m4 r/ ?" ^

8 v* f8 }* @- w2 w師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ ?7 S9 f2 g% B5 S6 W

5 q1 V& b! z  F) c+ [. y6 q子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 S  V1 F- ^& s$ x, c- O
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 n& h0 @$ ]: r. `  p
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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: Q  `8 f# a6 J/ U- y0 k玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, % Z5 v0 C" h3 W0 y; o( O

3 ]$ m6 K6 t1 {6 ^. X不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . e, S1 u! x4 D- L; h

" w& p# {. ~! i+ G( `% c& X$ C人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 ^: ]7 Q' e% q5 O0 q

( B- n2 _6 F$ k不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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