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人之初:At the beginning of life. 9 u% \9 W2 a' ?1 r

( m; w: c. ?' r性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 3 }. Z7 r# G; E

: Y" Q2 B2 O) S/ i# J! D習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ) W) I* r4 Y8 x

0 m: O5 i: X! O4 f; @' Y, \/ h. w苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. % F9 }  s% M, Y4 C# l
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it , k1 ~- i3 P2 ^9 e3 H

, E9 z0 w' @! t1 v6 z- A貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # U& [7 k. z' g( U/ G- m; g# {
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 |7 u7 Q6 E) J. n: ?

# }& F* m3 d9 @  s4 @擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 B* _6 X5 U! E3 c$ J

* Z, H% l+ N# p- v子不學:If you don't study hard, , {) n  _* l2 Z1 F  X4 [$ `, V
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 S& k3 I) J  f; [2 H: U

5 m: q9 H0 V* s# S6 c& J" I2 {竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ' y' m# _& N: \* a# U3 w/ k! X

' h, V3 O6 S% `4 S2 T/ s養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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9 F" r% S0 }/ Z4 I/ u. A: @父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , N6 E1 r2 y# ~; I! @

; c; M% _9 v; P7 n& _6 ~師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " \! \7 ?. E) N7 k9 g8 ], s
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake % V9 N6 H+ K% @5 l+ z) f$ D

8 r1 {( L3 u8 G$ i: c/ c- E幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, % g; [+ p% B" i& b' Y' A

: b4 o* @4 i7 a老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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4 c3 r: N* D' I玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 4 A* n/ f4 q% B" D- ~( J$ _5 d3 S
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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