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人之初:At the beginning of life. ! Q4 }! ~3 e' a* J
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性本善:Sex is good. $ b! r) P; A0 T- @
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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1 W' W$ N  j* E( b4 W苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. - T3 w) B: Y5 F3 J/ \1 e' W& Q6 l/ _
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教之道:The way of learning it 9 p' a% v/ @. _
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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1 z! X/ P0 U. d擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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1 b' ]/ T& P) X9 m子不學:If you don't study hard,
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! h7 i- e( B! h+ b* ^斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. & V4 F8 M% _1 s- w
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * B1 A3 }* T, I% w* i' w3 G) W

4 p. A: ?8 Z; _8 c, M教五子 :All his five son took it
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7 R+ n3 a" U, ^8 K# H# D名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.   D9 b; Z( }1 E- K$ ^: R1 I
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 6 i8 D5 l) |, g/ w' q3 ^

# P+ N& g5 e0 `4 v% L% c; \3 z/ [9 A父之過 :It is all your fault. 6 Q7 Z6 Z! A, c# k( k
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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: L$ E% D' }) b2 x" ~3 T非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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4 J6 W! Y4 k- b, _% b老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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( i; q' s& ?6 e# @* s/ ~# _3 H玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   }) d8 C" ]. q* k0 ]% a3 m
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 F7 k" c. k/ T* I) Q# I" K
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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