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人之初:At the beginning of life. ! L6 q/ b# q. Y, ^8 z

7 f0 G3 ?" O+ R& ]. w性本善:Sex is good.
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2 w' g! _' L! e2 E性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. . L" i9 u" T- q* f" x% [$ J

" H$ f7 I7 q; P& S習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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* k, T9 H4 P, F& i8 l! w9 t苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. $ \( H& q! w2 I/ G( f
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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; K0 k7 E5 V3 O教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng " B4 X( M5 N, _9 d5 L5 n

/ {( @# p& X7 T/ f( J5 R擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 H1 k4 v, @; y* U9 |
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 9 K: {5 D2 `$ D5 k6 z* L8 m+ h
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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# G' `) `9 [0 T' j教五子 :All his five son took it   t) D2 m+ J4 s: M4 V8 j/ z# t
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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) O  v% n, y' ?0 k& T& X8 r養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ; y( L% X) P. ^" g6 G2 t

. o  x, k; l! k7 [5 O父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, - _8 Z& t2 A3 t7 C2 s! e

! p, r$ s+ l! X/ G2 r6 B: n  W( Z1 g師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 _: D" e. q, |  B' j) I1 [: w0 t$ x
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 1 p; g8 s; S. t2 _* y

* n$ w% ~; j# M; H非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 F- k- M; F* H8 B( ~& n- ~7 S
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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& m5 ^  q! F6 F+ {- |9 T) B玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + t' l$ `+ R& k- ], a, C
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 4 E' a7 W1 R0 |5 K' \5 h
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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" z% B& M; h. e$ z/ a! m不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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