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人之初:At the beginning of life. & v, W3 ]/ r+ R( D; h

8 q) O, X6 J$ s* D% v; \+ R性本善:Sex is good.
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1 w1 Q6 Y' I$ U. Q3 n  U性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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& A' F$ x6 h# m5 v習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. & f7 ?! @0 n, w- I

0 H6 f  j" ^8 r+ N( A3 z苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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% M, ^: D. _2 b性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # C: V3 G1 B3 k7 s; m& ]' ^+ r

+ D+ n9 J; z" H) h# r教之道:The way of learning it
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$ w; i  o9 A+ f. X" x* r# S貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 k/ v8 z: p' Q/ K  b
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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2 q6 [( |$ v: i1 T8 ~" j2 n擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 R* E3 {3 s, Q子不學:If you don't study hard, ( Z. L+ }5 j" z2 q. x  m+ O& n/ ~

  \% a9 R# u7 H斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! o2 N! E  H/ W* [$ f8 g) e
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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7 r4 A" g8 R& O1 Q2 m有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 C$ n) `1 i: Z; S* t4 U1 z9 G

! P: _0 J% F9 d- u! @/ T1 |教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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  G0 J) O/ w$ h! ?. a% H父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , @* b; B  R6 J- Q* H
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ; x% ?, \+ Q$ O

' ?" J' ^7 W+ b子不學 :You may refuse to study this " z/ ~# s- U& s7 L' k

/ y* m% h: b0 z非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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4 e; H3 C4 u* g9 s" _幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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7 f! c/ G4 \( @老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged % M( ]0 A6 h/ y2 Q( ?$ V; h% T" m

6 q7 X; ?% g. G. j- H" a5 a  X玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. + W; \" k# h% X" A5 E
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 M7 @/ G6 E, B7 Y" q: P
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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