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人之初:At the beginning of life. ; Z  z& a2 K6 {% j) z9 M

% M: j  a4 m3 M/ E; k5 x7 H性本善:Sex is good. / @- C1 S3 g' Y- }* c- f9 z9 X
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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6 R' e" z& S3 j& c+ L0 x- y習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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4 m2 o7 _1 E# z" M苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ! F7 q1 e4 J6 e9 H2 l7 v

5 I$ g7 U5 s; p7 d' `性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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: [7 N0 f( I4 R& m% C+ Z教之道:The way of learning it ! F3 M1 @# Z/ t9 R
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' h6 N$ A, S- g4 O  A$ ]! N4 f昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 `, U$ v4 m2 F) L3 l8 Q, Y

9 I5 M% Q: A' G, V# x! }擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. - C. \( K, k5 K& t+ i

; L- Q" P: t7 c- ]# C7 J! J子不學:If you don't study hard,
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! x8 J6 G; T. o斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. $ n. ?- _( G6 D6 c. F+ @3 v$ ]

0 v8 G. c* h! F! G; W' n9 I. k* G竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous & W3 G7 }+ p3 C0 L
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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* o0 @7 N# X/ J# b" ~. ^- P教五子 :All his five son took it / k6 P" ~1 u$ s, q* a% i8 \
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 0 U: X3 l" V. k9 Y
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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' I1 ~- K3 e8 Y  B父之過 :It is all your fault. ' I4 J9 ]4 }/ k. S8 w. G
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, & g: F; [7 L2 K! u. A: \

9 O# J; F% o. V1 X師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 u( ?7 g1 w  |* l, d$ h5 G& u
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this $ V1 C4 @5 t, i& ]
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 0 `' \7 I0 s% s: E+ O" O
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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% \+ L. p$ z* o1 Q- A老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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  A4 n; N8 k1 C, |不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, & l' _4 k3 E, @$ T* Z9 E  z* ?
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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