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人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 `( Q) U8 Q0 t: J, p$ h* ?) o
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性本善:Sex is good.   ~+ S! X. m% `+ Y' I3 l
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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; m! E& ?: N4 \+ ?苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7 `. [# I' b5 _; e- f( ?

  \2 m% u4 {. x6 s, S6 R' ?性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 8 G9 k8 |6 p8 Y% U/ h! l: F- @

3 j) \5 l0 @' {. A: {教之道:The way of learning it
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+ N6 ^: r+ [! b貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $ J$ J1 C" h5 }' N: Y: O9 P  b

* O9 W+ K; V8 v* o3 ]昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 4 E6 g9 Q% m. U  p

2 M, L0 h8 T3 ]5 l子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 J' M8 o$ t  q' \. e

5 j6 O* l7 _& e6 ]7 G斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # u# s( C0 O& c1 Z+ D" ]
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 }5 ]7 {' ?$ Y" T, C) q' \, A4 V

% o; }4 g8 E- |/ A教五子 :All his five son took it ) z. a  X  J) L0 k

9 m- _. B) @6 Y1 O$ @4 a+ Y, X名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 N4 i/ a: w* [: J1 k1 a2 I3 g

+ U+ I4 S$ R; Z" K: [/ e1 e父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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* B; C5 L, l( D0 c) e# p+ J師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 _: `3 t/ e( N, _5 m  I子不學 :You may refuse to study this # m7 k. j; v  _* P. [! U8 @; m
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 6 i( k1 r1 W) Y7 C

0 c- j1 b5 d; Y$ ~4 f7 B幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 v% E+ F$ f$ K8 ]

/ R2 w0 o  J  X2 ~! z9 D) y4 A老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,   k2 V8 x5 u" T4 ~0 r/ a- P
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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