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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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6 M' S0 n/ G/ V% {6 D: ^) _' N性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 S3 L. s3 A# w
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 O( }: Y- O$ y2 S, A3 q8 d! z3 ]
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教之道:The way of learning it ! V! x2 q* Q# g$ M. V7 v  T! G5 J5 l# F/ A
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   G* K5 G5 f: ]' S" c* p% \

# g: `  I/ ]5 f+ d2 ^昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 0 h3 _+ q+ `/ d. L( U2 W0 P3 U0 b

! |+ L7 {8 \! ?( M擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. # q7 v6 P  x" j, u

& }* O$ F& X1 j, v$ R) q子不學:If you don't study hard, % e; J, b) H1 l2 [  W

6 G# E+ J2 N  J. ]斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. " M7 l7 d4 T. M  v+ {4 E. [/ {
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous : P5 a! S/ M: b8 {. V
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( B( b' g5 Y3 K) a& q3 \
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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; z, l4 Z$ T- R; M名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 r+ d( {0 }) v5 `1 `

, L  X7 }3 S3 d; s4 Y養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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  Z) p0 J! ^8 c- {父之過 :It is all your fault. ) ~. G" w5 N% k, J+ [: G! ]
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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0 x( b, N: `- {7 p- [, J師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , R( z2 T, X# C' z
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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: f; h$ t# D9 r+ {" v9 w非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! V  S6 Y; w+ [5 K/ Q: n/ Y2 c老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged % \* l7 s, M" @# W/ m+ x" B

- e5 \9 J4 b* i. A% g玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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3 [( e8 \7 q7 D不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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1 z9 ]( H* X3 [- R8 f7 o, h人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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2 g) _- X# s, e5 N* w" A不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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