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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 6 e" u3 D# s4 d" Z5 K; i+ _: i- s

7 B0 \2 B, T! N9 `習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7 u/ @. R( L* n, v# ?, P

( H+ t0 l0 b# S4 R) Z7 V* e1 o: h性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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; t* E; N& l8 e# ^. o+ D6 H8 u教之道:The way of learning it
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$ \7 D* e$ o% ?( V$ Z0 r  O( h貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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2 T. W  K4 S+ v) z擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 k. t7 F# e) Z- {子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 l9 V! r; x" s  x

" t9 X. ]( D( Q斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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1 g& N$ }/ P& ^8 @竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous - [3 x" W' X$ g$ ]2 g. u. w! Q
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 N9 M* O0 U- y, k# h

" K% c" Z* m. m% w* o2 h; T教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, / w6 S  Z1 G1 o
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ! D* C" G1 n+ y! z1 r) Y6 J( R6 ?- H

9 `2 }6 {- m" X3 B7 g  s教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, . m2 a/ ?' g9 q5 n) I
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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) d' P! L# V2 I. @子不學 :You may refuse to study this 5 F) f. i3 T( T1 D; l! Y

6 B  Z9 f1 f- I' z) g6 j非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 s3 h8 v% L% s% d, g
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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2 j! ]/ a2 p% x$ e( {玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / |3 m$ {( k2 D* V

& ]6 s7 |# G4 s; r6 S" e不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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3 e0 q) @9 A9 E* D人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . @& X* _) F2 h" r. h
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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