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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 5 u5 V$ A& p0 [2 i7 z  m
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 4 U# g  ~1 b" c! u9 ~3 K, ?. p

/ O, N- H& m" }習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 ?( J5 ]7 `  T
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. & [; ^2 ]7 ]' }" \3 e1 P" Q
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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7 D; P3 h, M- t, w1 m教之道:The way of learning it $ B1 e: ^& p1 K! F( Y9 ]' X  w8 k

1 n7 x! Z  w* [7 E% {: i貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 D) B" U, q" k1 K

0 _9 m! i. s3 A5 l9 H4 M4 ^子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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  X2 f$ s  @; w# s- U有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ' S" y4 f5 p5 v9 O
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教五子 :All his five son took it : T5 a3 \6 o3 _7 x6 [

/ k% c  q# y. B% F: K0 ~2 l名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 P4 i( E! c9 ]( |& z
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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$ c1 k; d! G& h  X父之過 :It is all your fault.
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2 |: Z" ~, p0 ~. w教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, . \+ C7 e: `" @. k( p+ f
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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7 I( C' V4 x3 K* {/ D2 Q! q子不學 :You may refuse to study this $ c. S% H$ m$ h! H- d

" k! M  k( H0 ~0 u% O非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 e7 f! }8 ?* |, n
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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3 g$ I) H- _8 j玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : N; O, t' `8 v2 K7 K: C
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . y/ @( z+ V5 E  o$ x2 S
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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