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人之初:At the beginning of life. - X- Y" F  A; ?& `8 B) ^5 ?

; W) z% |% `: o( b性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % P( ~! T4 R# |" C0 C& U9 i4 f

4 v8 J* d% X% D+ V8 p1 N習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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9 d4 \, M' M( w6 u2 }5 G苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 B# q. \6 s! Y; D

7 U9 s: d$ |( y1 n) X) {5 n教之道:The way of learning it & E7 Z" w* a+ C; }

6 C6 P& L! y( t貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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  o% z  k1 u! @+ X擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- l, q! X5 n& B+ I竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous & [, F9 t  u' @0 a
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it , ~: |; S& I' |: C! X9 w
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 2 j: e& c$ K# T! J6 x) ]
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ; C! g  e4 Q: d. W
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,   a% F  K3 B) E' l

$ e6 ]" @: B3 C+ n" a) e0 f師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ k. ^: C+ n1 M8 f子不學 :You may refuse to study this # f+ \3 p3 I+ n7 f

- M& A8 ^% r9 f8 L5 v- x/ ~非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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- L$ N7 V6 l# a$ m* J幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ' C* n0 `' H. `% \& c
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ( x2 x: j* h7 a; s4 y2 p
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 5 d: }) K6 a% {% \& j- F" b
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . v" G  Y# I+ {3 E. D; K7 Z9 ~

, `0 V  Q0 U: K! n+ @- K不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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