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人之初:At the beginning of life. ; O* H! d% U; b" F
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ( l% U' {  A5 |( l* ^0 m& P9 S

# x8 i3 n1 M: O習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. & J$ `8 ^0 F9 M. C  h) h& n+ `

6 W) j) t' K/ w$ M# s; Q苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6 d. s. N% Y$ q1 p5 \& a
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 6 g) b6 n, L3 Q8 y9 o8 f2 I8 e  g/ @

9 d3 t/ ?( o# \教之道:The way of learning it 7 ]( ~: V0 C" n

! r5 W' \2 c( x0 n6 _% g2 O; g貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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: ~% u7 o& O8 `' j) V7 e; I0 g( X0 a昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ; V0 _/ S4 v* m% z9 ?1 C+ y: n, A

6 K8 `# L" L& X: G, y& q0 r擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 C! _3 k2 [& I; I子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # n% f2 |) c4 a# f: |* ?4 P6 i
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 2 s; r, |& B9 y5 L
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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4 C  U/ g9 u7 X- z; Z; {教五子 :All his five son took it 4 p2 s$ R1 f. e1 y* p$ E

) z7 C* k$ z( J* b' J, i% X名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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1 u$ @( A- A$ Z父之過 :It is all your fault. : @9 i/ v! u/ o7 o7 s* U6 c
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 O# E4 `" H  J* _, V' n( k; ]
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 A# c& N2 q4 N/ s子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 ?: _, b; U1 J$ `/ V$ x; s

7 T. t/ P; d+ @% @  A4 n$ ~非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . g' N. g$ b  a& v0 T" e1 P8 p1 r' K

' w6 b$ n+ \4 X6 t' l; m幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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5 ~( p' W  `* H0 z玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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$ c% \( l. f7 f3 t不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : n0 }( q/ @0 e+ ?( [$ X

. B6 t( [( F9 J* V( t& S人不學 :If you don't learn sex, * B2 {- m* z! C) n& ~0 s& G  p& s% Y

- j- Q: E/ ~: S2 D8 R+ e. z不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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