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人之初:At the beginning of life. 0 \. X. p9 i. n, H" L0 _7 r
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性本善:Sex is good. 9 A. J3 A! b! ~1 x6 L

( B8 Q: `1 T) V  _! s性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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! \& _/ Z- r4 x7 s+ O4 B習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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# h% Q3 o/ M, ]' K" P8 O9 x苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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! W+ u% x/ |1 g' R; s5 f性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. . V0 v! F  y3 d7 P5 _+ ~" h
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教之道:The way of learning it
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) i* @( C4 o% f5 ^貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - h/ [0 u6 B8 _
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * @2 l" Y/ j. w. n
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. $ f5 w5 g# K3 Y2 O* j
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ) c! D4 F% }- p

1 N8 G3 R8 @7 A. O有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 h5 n- X6 a6 l% V) Q& O
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ( U) M' b, v9 m+ j
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 y& w9 Z& Q  J5 i% T
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.   R0 f5 }8 ?( q# ?* I; C6 a

" J3 t/ `6 [/ m$ t" s子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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; h9 R3 }- x% |; ]! `" g幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, / p7 W& s1 X; C; \7 j* P

1 [% Y! b. ^0 |& l' a老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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; q$ Z& w% z! z/ Z( S玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 9 _, c+ ?" r3 k/ o
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. # P* p; d* z( U) m  `: T
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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