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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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1 d( [3 M  \" O性本善:Sex is good.   u1 m8 v. p) L( @$ H( j

0 i  v. Z) W; M2 U性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + ?' F" [/ U/ Y
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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- `+ q( R& \  M- M, M苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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+ m2 }9 O& a5 b9 x$ G' p: J' R1 r& H性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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& A8 F( G& H& S' F! y, A4 M# n# o5 M0 D教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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, i4 C* @( b) X3 Q' P3 ^0 [昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 1 w! G5 \7 s- q: _
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 H/ G! E7 B* p7 ~7 E  O

$ V+ e- X( k0 P" {教五子 :All his five son took it ) S+ X$ e5 X7 f" d" g4 a
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . y& u2 X' S4 d( c$ p. W
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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5 g  Q: c" Y3 d5 I# F9 I父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " G/ o/ |  Q$ @8 F, j

' C7 j+ g0 u7 j1 z師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 5 s5 h. s/ `% b  k$ X" f

0 h$ d$ I, U& H" Z8 e8 q7 L1 A子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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0 Q3 B5 H2 |# J/ a/ C. m非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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6 q% ]5 c( N$ r老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 k1 b4 d7 `% V& _# J
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 5 W2 W. X. {+ h8 T. G. G- C4 I

( L2 O' ]5 q. P9 j不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, % j1 \9 p$ ^. r

$ a0 j2 [% q% |3 U- ]: \1 v不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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