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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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8 l  ?2 D  n! M0 S, G+ D9 k1 w6 _性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! ^2 e* i3 x" l5 f' [. ~* j9 @

& F; v$ x  Q& U! Z苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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7 Y3 x5 g: u% s性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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' _4 T8 e. ^0 ?6 x* }擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 4 `% \) L* w+ z: q

; u* I. m+ d2 X! D9 H" U子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 L& a5 s! i1 a5 `- s# {# g3 i! B0 N' o
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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: S6 }5 [$ e) U% i3 m# v" v有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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# w: ?' N/ }3 O3 q教五子 :All his five son took it + e6 m( i# i2 i1 i6 e  Y# ?1 P3 B
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 9 `4 z, j0 X& Y: N0 q

' A! H6 {! ]* a" J養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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6 [/ v! s, I, u8 ]教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 o, w5 {& W) \: j+ s

& a4 h2 I: h9 [" o  P" A  m+ ~& u師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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, I: \8 f  U3 g5 q非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 v" E/ W* ^' b  c+ v& B0 p
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, $ _* p4 D- C" I9 I3 U; L! H
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ S9 Q: S7 r3 @4 z6 y

, ]! D/ g. m! S) U0 g玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; K( M* o  q; V' {0 k

0 F! T% g, g& A+ C+ K+ j/ G不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. # }8 W! R" H+ j

' o" o' d6 [4 k  ^" N# A+ k人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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