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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. & K1 \' O! L+ V8 i- j* }: s

/ D) y5 F, S( W0 I習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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  V& D9 @- @% f7 c" b苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. : q2 \3 y2 \1 l. ]$ N+ I% b
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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- E4 R% D& _& _! U$ a7 J# x擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, + A  |+ B, E, Q( U$ k: Z
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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' W! W( P$ B& V- Y) w竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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0 R( j2 q. _- Q" H3 _有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ! b1 b! e( [- W
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. % t, k( y1 [4 g4 |' C( `( C( B, @0 U, e

  B, z+ y2 V, |- e教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ! B' i  S' \4 v- Z* k2 a
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " Y. A5 O3 i" S5 @- W3 U- H
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : w8 w+ ?& Z$ E" n
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, : ], i- d; d* @; b
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ( z$ O# S# M! ?) c& O+ X

3 m9 K, {9 f3 y# F& \玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 0 t9 i. H- }2 z/ T% S1 o0 @

+ @+ p2 |; O! h- t/ n+ Q" a; s不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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