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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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* L( C. W; q9 {% }/ g* ~性本善:Sex is good. " m* D0 ]+ N/ k9 A% ?, H1 e) c

, n2 G6 U" m1 A9 w/ ]5 s; A性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. $ g. I  {$ y7 N6 ^3 W9 z: O

2 @9 S- n1 J2 h. ^& x5 J: L習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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: l' A: K, f& Z* q: R. I2 w8 d苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 {# ~2 Q* ]& o

! V& y# n5 D: [, R性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 8 [. r- f/ E, `6 C+ Q
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. " F' ^( o5 [+ T7 A

/ H1 k; b+ ?% Z3 W昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. + L# ]8 _! L% i2 |6 Q" \3 a

# p1 w8 R4 w7 C' h子不學:If you don't study hard,
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  b% n6 k% {4 S$ ]* r; I1 P斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 [  y- |( U$ c" L' D7 u! A# X

0 ?2 E* ~# Z# Q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous " _& M! k. z1 ^* h. N
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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' e, C, v/ w( k. h# y  ~/ L名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. $ {4 [) B) ?1 |) o

! c( {9 z" V/ S. v2 m9 l* s/ d+ U$ t養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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3 |+ D. X/ p! ~0 W1 u父之過 :It is all your fault. ( P* `- T) w1 S& m: C* X
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % g9 Q- L* b  a$ k4 A- s

6 p$ R: ]/ C4 A6 V師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 `; V1 l4 ]3 i4 q' d: B4 X

- a9 Y, g8 B6 K  P2 Q& R子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( `! E; h( T7 i' w

+ s  p+ t# B4 Q幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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; j3 S3 o' O' _% ^玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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4 V+ \* \) E# y( ~% _' U& L不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 8 y& C: r; o6 E+ V

- x6 F" |' p# S. V$ |6 B. D不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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