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人之初:At the beginning of life. 6 T) N3 N; ?( W, U
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性本善:Sex is good. ) A. \! X+ a6 i3 n) H+ z+ B6 v/ r1 r
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 0 T3 `9 ^/ F6 Z6 ~
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it   s# K/ G  d% _0 R9 `3 A

$ S4 u  w; J  K. J( L" Y& ?( A1 X貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 M5 J7 s+ d4 Y$ H$ o
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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3 L& r+ h$ J2 w擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 B! T5 [! A! B- n

" i, g4 ?3 N' ?教五子 :All his five son took it # _$ d: {/ c& c! U7 [9 E! \

) h9 o" Q$ U! t$ v; q5 i8 M名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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6 Y* t' J' l. g, f) X養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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% j3 d& g1 O- H5 V6 r父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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- H, ?+ u3 l% b. C師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - s0 d7 F  I! G5 {8 T/ t
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - I& D+ _0 n- N3 w0 S3 G

+ S" x1 W% D# y) d8 ^幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; a9 {+ C9 |' O6 G- ]
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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& e; Y! ]3 p% N玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 \3 z( G5 Y4 x, x8 H

4 Z# h/ V# m9 A0 h4 _1 S  R7 D人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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. K$ c7 o4 z( h' I, A6 G8 J1 b不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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