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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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; V) _& V+ ]1 g4 a2 o2 z7 w性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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5 |# Z; o% W1 D4 F( R. k5 G+ t習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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. h* X9 R: v5 u9 n1 g/ Z苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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- r2 f$ t5 ?+ c' f教之道:The way of learning it 4 ?+ n9 z) g! z
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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3 z( T. a- r% s擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. / s6 R: S/ Z' ?6 }6 i

. }) p2 i' n2 N/ a+ P5 ]5 D子不學:If you don't study hard, + N& b' g. g. l. N8 F

  |9 P/ z+ j4 t$ L! \! D4 b3 c5 ]+ t斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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( U# g2 J" z6 Q  ^竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * e/ G% g. n9 S  K
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it , D3 `6 P8 H1 y* r! H+ s

' q8 Q9 r# ~- H9 E' P1 @名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. & I, E0 C% p3 l# w0 `9 Y
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this # w9 D# z- {+ {1 g3 F: o- a% W$ O
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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) M& T7 x/ s. \9 \( D2 |幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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: ~4 Q, z2 T2 q$ _  r8 [玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ) Z  m: Q! E. J4 U* w

+ E( |4 `, w9 Y2 Z( T( [# i2 A不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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' W7 W9 A- U: H& t3 R人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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% `! f8 q' g7 u1 B; S, z2 H& N6 u; b不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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