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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語 4 p; {5 p- j3 z% |/ ]2 H4 z
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 : z, [! `" I5 w2 x, @# }8 a/ a
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 , \7 S; i7 F+ N1 o1 I7 V2 h
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 0 I% Q$ G6 v( G  Y
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

Blow chicken吹雞

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我吹雞打你班友。 ( H+ h; s2 K, }% c
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。

Face green green臉青青。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 & Y) L5 t$ @8 V/ V( ^
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ) v3 E+ V% a* o$ c& Y) ~. t9 u7 Y
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

Eat banana食蕉

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。

How senior are you?你算老幾?

What the water are you?你係乜水? 5 l, {  w; j+ n

Where are you come from?你邊度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀? + j. ^- G0 J# C, o8 H& o, _. a  E9 I
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 ! C" F7 [, s9 P( X( \1 A
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Do the world做世界。 2 Z' O2 O# w0 p5 ^* `

Big tea rice大茶飯。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ' o" \* G  E% V: w, f. g, m
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Cut girl 界女 0 `1 r# ^. I$ Z5 z0 W5 X6 T. F: i8 ?2 U7 [

The king of cutting girl.界女王。 * Y  s8 ?+ V' _

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！   [; o# t3 U6 g

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹

You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 : G5 q( ~. \) W! s: s/ x

You give me stop.你同我企係度。 3 `: F8 v3 \& i6 n

American chinese not enough.美中不足。

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 1 _% {2 G% X2 d* q
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Eight woman八婆 $ x1 S2 w* C/ p9 x* i, M6 `
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔 7 r( R/ Z# h6 k0 m
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ # `( c1 `/ l9 ^
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Wear grass著草

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 # Z% F8 b- J$ i* U

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 5 }: i; Z5 u  B- t

High hand.高手 9 `/ \& K& _4 e' C
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 3 O' X, C! x' Z+ X" A

Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 5 b5 {5 G6 ], w! {! S5 U! K" @  \
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Old dot.老點 7 A& V1 n' y/ M' t7 b

One old water 一舊水 ; C6 f* B5 s3 o. R/ i- d) E! m

What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 5 u  b6 m' t! S0 F3 r1 R9 `
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 1 U* ^5 k4 d; t5 e; K+ G, L
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務

Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 " U* D! c& x8 x! Z' }7 p) ]7 Z

Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:# E7 H# {( P; H$ i* m. e/ H* q5 b
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4 L# ]# S$ _0 g7 C& Vyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..5 x2 |. i: x/ Y9 n/ w

好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger( W+ D6 j* ~0 n: G% D/ @: `5 w

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:# K: \- f, z' W, j% _/ j& p
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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仲有
$ h3 s( }0 A4 F7 s( Kyou have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)* t& N U+ e1 N) f
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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