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作者: trista_cheong    時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM     標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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; O1 P+ z- N, T1 n3 Y6 h8 d- g: e4 N（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青   Q# @+ ]; K3 n' S, t7 [: N

% d1 |; Y2 y  `  }: SPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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# B% e. K/ o8 f( J) zYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 1 a" p! K. J  ]8 P7 e0 }

, s5 y( O1 d) d, lI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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2 l, h" ]+ l$ M; L4 `Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 0 D: |5 a' p* n+ ]8 C! J

7 u/ _6 D3 R# b& v, iBlow water吹水+ C; n- e7 P* S& L6 m

: ^: f, ~2 a" u. c1 @Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ' [$ `- S$ Q' R+ D# J* _% [4 x2 a

, e' O3 |1 |$ W6 UBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
- b$ s) U. p! r* q我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 : G+ X+ E/ G9 j  l! {. }8 R
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Face green green臉青青 。 9 j0 g' \* o1 U$ d2 W/ o
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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3 \1 H! u5 A+ d. [: W& C) xYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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" y6 |5 Z  Z& |6 V& w- dPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 7 Q2 z! F  F7 u9 G" G- K) L8 Y2 o

1 E* }7 G! Y! |$ D: qAre you road?你係唔係路呀? / |3 a5 f) _4 h, c! X

2 B; V- f. Z: o7 m0 L6 xEat banana食蕉 * a, v3 n/ B, m

. N( d0 Q1 [0 U: p) B! l7 gYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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' Y( D+ @, E) `1 ]" E# Y8 GWhat the water are you?你係乜水? . h3 `+ b1 v  ]/ z6 Y+ O
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 4 `7 x: x- P; q; A& D* w

" e1 c. e9 x+ f/ P% k) dDo you big me?你大我呀? 7 S* E8 y) h% G1 p! ~6 b9 z# g

% s0 P) m1 f' }" W2 ^Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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, t+ _! j: R6 Q# P& x+ `' U, j$ d& f$ zWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? . d) h# _# |! @0 z# A" z) i

7 _8 F/ W8 n! S6 JCut girl 界女 ! [& i. ?1 {$ e( {: Y. \5 T

! n4 E$ `7 L" ]) KThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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/ `7 U! R7 f, S% B, dI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 8 D0 O% F0 p, j1 w: E

! k" ]# g$ A3 \Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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$ w% t) S8 M" N: p8 ]  sDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 8 ]) ]7 i8 {5 j' I) m. \- k( Y
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 9 O. E6 o) I2 u4 T: O: k
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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3 n# _1 W8 x9 F( {American chinese not enough.美中不足。 - q8 K. M6 i" w5 R- }3 s+ v
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
$ i" o3 s. s4 d, n你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ * q6 w4 w* L; w! Q

. Y7 h, A* O) qEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 9 j( b3 l1 U# E* q

, y" W: r1 ^. j2 X% Y: o+ MKing eight egg.王八蛋
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+ ]/ y+ ]+ Y+ b& h9 B( EBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ! E2 v5 {4 e' d7 x

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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 3 V1 O" G4 s- l/ E! g8 l' l

& y1 o9 v( s& S0 pI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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9 W" |. b: f5 x! G, d( tHigh hand.高手 1 T, i, V8 u; _5 |9 V2 J
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 * F6 S: b/ f  b; t* J# w. S

2 i# Y* a0 L0 T0 m7 k4 O, |! |To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ' S# @9 Q1 w  `# Z8 P- Q( ]' d% i# M
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Old dot.老點
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, U* B! P2 G) d0 A/ nOne old water 一舊水 & ~% ?" _, K. V; U

2 |! A) m5 N# d6 K$ `; Q  v3 FWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 : \& {6 i, E4 R5 f: k7 E1 V

. H' ~4 I! @1 X+ `0 D9 D/ NMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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9 A0 \! C$ B6 b1 NA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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' s2 c, F# R* c7 v+ D, X3 FTwo hit six.二打六 * S  U- z8 K# h7 J, f

: ?2 Q. F+ l7 e9 a4 h! BTwo five boy.二五仔
作者: hkcchk    時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
作者: architect    時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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1 F2 ~3 j- z5 qyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# _: m% @/ [2 D! n* d% R
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
作者: pigcat    時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
' f, J" I8 S! J* U還有
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4 p8 Q. E8 z% x& e' W8 B7 @you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
; B- G  S. b" HI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
4 K7 N+ ]2 H5 T6 e用inside..
作者: tkc314    時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..  U  T/ u8 h9 O* P. v

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作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。/ ^" R+ v/ D% L$ w
例如：
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作者: 奇    時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過5 a6 f9 @9 \2 N! W
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。6 {. G( n' n, I" n% X) j( I
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
作者: super123    時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that
作者: tonyw    時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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作者: hklady    時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! ! n) |* m3 k. Y* q
i very need it !!!
作者: downbe    時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.
作者: wer    時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:$ O2 r' B' C5 m; m* A
笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到...
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you have today-你有今天
作者: Stan@Cysss    時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:9 \7 I/ n) F  {" o+ d4 O! s, T
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仲有; F; O: X' u3 x( [
you have today-你有今天
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =); T9 v4 N! t$ [2 g' ]3 p- G) r
HAHAA
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭



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