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作者: trista_cheong    時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM     標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語 . n8 U3 |; P( P' I% r4 M
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 2 h8 K& Q* d2 e2 m' _
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ # F% a" G) L2 O6 U, ?! ], J
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ * m( z" z* N! y1 p7 R
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ , h# O1 f. i) w  T! m/ X+ V# Y( R

/ Q1 A6 c+ v( T; s7 Z9 jFish skin~魚皮 。 : v' M* J  d- n6 a. r/ `: T, ?
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" / g! ]6 C5 }# R8 A1 {0 H

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, P) g5 k9 t9 v& ]! i* b' U, w) vMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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7 G. I- |" ]; E" U5 `. X9 @( H1 f4 eBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 x7 y- ]+ i1 T, I! j1 R1 b( D
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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" d& ]+ y) N" Q. mFace green green臉青青 。
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4 N* @0 B) L7 B9 }/ P8 b"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 7 w0 n) @# o: ~1 e0 U, o4 [
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ' h- S9 @. u2 u( z4 w2 ]6 E
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 5 z! I2 x; h: \/ P0 {4 ^4 L3 M

0 h8 h8 @! n! t( N( g7 g8 w+ REat banana食蕉 - i. y9 q7 [% E  g1 C
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 / _9 l; H* B9 m5 U0 M
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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2 o0 t. w% Z. L; x9 yWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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1 g$ C- `- L/ l4 B7 JWhere are you come from?你邊度架? $ D) H: x. R* {. m4 A, K

# ?( |% C% Y- pDo you big me?你大我呀? . y  ^( i& Q( Y0 \

( c7 T" }. _. d: KZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 % {; P/ g" c( m" T. y5 L

' }4 @# O8 m# g6 f" l5 `: u# OWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 1 x3 w, V1 V9 x

9 \# c) @0 S4 z* ^) _7 ~The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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( `: L- A" ~% g8 I& FI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ! `7 x1 ~5 A. {7 g) q

* n4 ?( h# E+ cCollect father收爹 0 k4 n9 R4 q" Q1 N& ~4 p- `
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ ) r3 V0 J2 p# q) J- Z* ?7 ?

. r) n- ^% i- ~; }Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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% o$ D4 z, {' E5 C  ~6 qLaugh die me.笑死我。
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* {/ A( l# n7 cYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 1 _4 q5 W1 {9 n  `4 z
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 0 [7 r8 {* @. u2 G3 z) Z5 @4 H
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 . \7 w: K7 ^8 A  s7 o
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 1 r! Y9 e# i3 r: ?  |; {, u% I
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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8 n. ^; \. x; z1 P% REight woman八婆 % \3 ]3 F. G, c: f4 `

6 q3 s8 l1 [5 `8 t+ {. S  {: SEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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! g2 [  h) [/ y- A( M; E- r2 fBlack son黑仔 9 B9 [% Y. ?: e: X

% f2 r4 D% k' n" ~3 K0 a3 iToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ # L+ J+ i0 h$ W! K

, O, Z4 l( m& FWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 $ _( J  T8 o( o" h6 N# x. m
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 & x4 X, u4 g4 \- @/ J* r

5 M; |# F. G8 U5 O5 b8 C1 `Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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* e" `' _, c5 jOld dot.老點
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3 ~2 [/ u: Y$ P# N% t6 M- [One old water 一舊水 ' @* `7 w: m  x, O, z

! |! h5 }# q) W+ x% ]3 m, YWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? % }; t* P( s8 w6 C# d( w
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 2 H5 \% O% g1 N* X9 ?& s' Q
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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  D2 @2 q, H' N7 v3 eA dragon service.一條龍服務
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% I8 Z& y. y, H+ M; tHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 2 h7 n, ~7 h, s6 \

, M" a1 X/ ]2 W/ }Two hit six.二打六
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5 x/ s: x8 t! G, J# Y- JTwo five boy.二五仔
作者: hkcchk    時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
作者: architect    時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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6 |, T" T; a) I' i3 M8 `" }' kyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
- q0 u& Q4 \% I5 v! j! C& TI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
作者: pigcat    時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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8 {/ I: ]3 P# @+ O8 E- n) T4 \+ D" l9 \you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
7 C0 Y7 w  S& U' s1 l. aI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
! G+ T) B% m. T8 X' ~2 o" md人係連inner都唔識...
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作者: tkc314    時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..- l7 N3 u+ d; ~) y5 \/ D1 g
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好無聊下7 N- K+ q8 f# E7 T* Z" c2 K2 t
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直釋-0-
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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# H3 O& p8 k0 Y# l: qgood rope 好索
作者: 奇    時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
% P9 K4 ^& ~+ X最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。7 I$ n2 Z; a& {  o
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
作者: super123    時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that
作者: tonyw    時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger5 D; E4 b5 `/ A9 e7 W

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作者: hklady    時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 8 g+ U( \2 k: J3 D- \, o- k$ Y
i very need it !!!
作者: downbe    時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.
作者: wer    時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:9 s) V  s0 ~1 @2 V: h8 H3 F
笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到...
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仲有
* Z2 F7 t5 |; ~) byou have today-你有今天
作者: Stan@Cysss    時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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仲有
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)! |7 P+ d' t$ n8 e$ y0 m' `: [
HAHAA
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭



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