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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語

Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ & @  s. }0 y. u+ o% W9 J

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ " g6 T& T1 o6 h% Q! j% n5 [

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ / @: ]+ G7 V! x' }  ]8 M7 ]

Fish skin~魚皮。 - r- D6 k, N6 C6 C) S' h/ q  Z

Fall on a street@@ 。

fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 & @& E0 I+ C, L! `9 W" K
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.   I, C8 f4 i& l) T" x
我吹雞打你班友。 . `1 B) Y6 H) j; \" ]7 ]" n+ }
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。

Face green green臉青青。

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" # J( ]0 P" F% s  X' ]( _9 H& H" d1 Y
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 9 S" }2 L$ C8 n; D5 G. J

You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ! _8 j" G3 ^: O1 g- }
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。

Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。

How senior are you?你算老幾? & M' \% e$ t  |, D) j) r

What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? . e; u. ?/ \  ?5 d" I, g6 w
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ; u+ d" A! c8 o6 M4 U$ y5 C
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 ; x/ B! E- g: E8 u! M$ H

Do the world做世界。 0 g( h9 u. d2 M: Z
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Big tea rice大茶飯。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女

The king of cutting girl.界女王。 4 ^0 h6 S- `1 p1 H- Q

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ( h. P+ u  s$ a) d; `
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ! ^! A+ `1 i+ f* p( Y
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 3 N, \4 }6 N- u  L% H  F
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 0 K5 y, v' c/ w9 G
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * n" R" _: h  ^! m

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 4 q6 R, R  _$ T6 i( D8 e0 b
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！

Eight woman八婆 , x/ {* \. t7 S8 ^

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 : }# w* U1 h) G0 L. \2 l

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ $ {4 k7 b+ o3 Q  a& n2 ?( _
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High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成

Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ " L* G) i; z" F! x% O0 p. |/ z& B4 t

Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 ( ^- E7 z: G2 Q) C4 S

What the spring do you do?你做乜春? : ~# B/ |' \7 P9 p8 B8 n/ n3 A

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 # V. _/ [$ [* d$ U: Q0 c

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 % s" u. \1 i- ?% |; J
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 9 d2 T3 }# ~2 Z# Z9 V6 e, s3 |$ p

Pump water.抽水

Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..1 B8 ?( T: \( m+ ]$ X
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好無聊下% x' F- B3 W, U0 @
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! / P8 [5 r: a3 d1 f3 y
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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