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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

（轉）港式英語 * ^4 h1 \/ h) J
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 3 m+ n4 U4 C- W$ J' {9 `0 `# M& e
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 5 i. N' h5 [+ t! o, z2 @+ f! r
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ) {' l+ O2 S5 [$ ?- C5 `1 G" f

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ % F+ x) N# h# h9 M' @; J6 I. r
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Fish skin~魚皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。 9 n9 M. O' P" n: v
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 7 W9 O, j8 T0 n7 W' u
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Blow water吹水

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 8 t! V$ k2 }+ `9 w
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % l& T0 P4 w) c' U* s
我吹雞打你班友。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。

Face green green臉青青。 ' k( e8 h5 W( r  W

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。 7 {. }8 f6 f' K3 J, V& ~. ~+ i. _& F& a
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ' Q- Y0 ~4 b* J% F9 ^
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? . q4 f) @, z( ~, c* w4 {+ b- v

Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 / d) H: x; R$ t

How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?

Where are you come from?你邊度架? 0 n, b9 y" V* x% M5 V
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Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

Do the world做世界。
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Big tea rice大茶飯。 5 b5 Z! J; ?4 R& H7 a& r

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女 3 I; U' X( r' G: J" T
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！

Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?

Laugh die me.笑死我。 # }3 V6 h& Y7 S6 Y" x/ \

You give me stop.你同我企係度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 4 J3 s: o4 c# x

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 / `; m# E% G& @# e

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ , \  R# R- S5 H, o' n! P$ }
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Eight woman八婆

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! & {6 d' X+ ^: D, B
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 ! L6 m: i6 L1 M0 H/ q1 |

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ $ ?& @4 I0 A/ ?" ?5 s# c

Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 5 G; o$ s0 _% z$ j1 P9 p% @( J2 E
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！

High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 " B; T; w% W) y3 B8 `: }3 j% @

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 / ~; G! q6 y+ q- R9 E8 Y. W
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Good mother.好娘 ( x+ o( ?8 `" H
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！

Old dot.老點 5 X2 D, D' G, G
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One old water 一舊水

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 8 U. }: c5 N* b; X8 O/ N

A dragon service.一條龍服務   K& S6 B: l2 X7 C/ ~' t$ v
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 " ~5 a1 c- P6 N/ H5 A; v
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Pump water.抽水 9 u  D! b; {. a9 A) U& h

Two hit six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳6 T# r8 o; d7 |9 Z
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
5 n: h$ S% W! E5 d$ H, ^還有
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7 y, g- ?% M# n9 e wyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
6 _4 G0 {8 q/ F2 m' {1 N8 p3 VI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...( j/ M4 q6 U( l5 A
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..

好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。9 `8 |9 q+ E% ^/ {9 D5 X0 `8 V, ~) k
例如：( B$ E0 _4 g$ q% T- |1 n7 }: _
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過/ c: s/ \# D2 | Q) ^
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger/ J8 i" @9 K' @: A# T- {% N$ w' U
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
7 {4 r3 P @1 a' n) O( r1 E笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =); t. o5 |9 l) f( q" [
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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