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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ( O2 W5 j& ?1 M" E. ?! P
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 : k2 d6 K) E& X$ V

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ 9 d7 N0 g. p7 [1 E5 |7 J% L

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？   J2 a3 c- |3 E1 s, D

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ' v* F$ B4 K/ R+ u) z
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ + |4 v, \* ~- I+ L" _+ ^3 Q

Fish skin~魚皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。 * D5 k+ B- a) T. \. p! a9 T; c
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水# W! d) ^$ h# G  R, j1 P0 L4 O

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 / M; T; G/ W; Z2 Y" }7 S

Blow chicken吹雞 2 _8 I# f& \  s/ s' g& c- R

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 1 b# w+ Y( L: g& u
我吹雞打你班友。 ( z" b( W, Q0 O) E2 H2 C/ n7 M
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 8 T$ V- Q& ^- i, }
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 3 G6 |) ?. `- q- G* M" s- w+ Q0 ~
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 & T, c: `1 C. B

Are you road?你係唔係路呀? + c$ h" Z: n2 j4 N( o; [  k

Eat banana食蕉

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 * _, R' {4 `6 J  J7 I
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 6 K4 \: t% n. o& u6 @4 K
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 0 Q5 Y! v0 G, C
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

Do the world做世界。
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Big tea rice大茶飯。

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? + s7 h( O( a, e

Cut girl 界女 3 }6 G% m9 y$ f5 Z- g2 e  L$ M- C' ~

The king of cutting girl.界女王。 2 N. z( w; \2 C! p# }, `
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ * ~, j6 P6 u; Y1 b

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！

Collect father收爹 % {  P8 {: U6 X* ?; R
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?

Laugh die me.笑死我。 % H/ v0 C5 B: R+ x" }* k" J! V# P

You give me stop.你同我企係度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 9 D  r. V) _5 k4 w6 g) I

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 & h0 p1 f5 D+ U# U4 L

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ' P6 t8 Q! p& S. w9 Y9 c3 X- g1 z
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ; r/ W, w) i5 L6 I5 a$ o9 O' R

Eight woman八婆 " u2 \) E! y4 W! e, ~3 {# `

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!

King eight egg.王八蛋 0 G! T5 V" j8 _( |. {$ @* K) `1 f. L

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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ) q3 [9 ^4 C% E
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 9 l3 P8 T7 {0 A. b
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！

High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 : t( }# z( J! j4 I& D5 S1 B" V

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ! P5 q# g9 R$ n& y

Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 3 W, a2 K$ o+ u8 d
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 2 }5 k9 h. E. G* W% T8 \

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水

A dragon service.一條龍服務 1 z8 a" Y& G$ A9 ^" {* K7 `( {' @/ ?

Hold hold water.楂楂水 ) k( K6 Y+ Q: z8 g" K* A1 q/ P% X

Pump water.抽水 ) Z1 V8 h5 p% u: }2 s, b3 q8 F* \
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Two hit six.二打六 , O' ^$ S1 G7 ~) z

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳( B) b( r+ i) A q, R, I1 J
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:: B! O& m8 `6 n. J' P) x. c
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..

好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger3 B& B( X. m* N$ `5 c, ^( Q- n

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:9 P9 i% o' M1 i$ e$ L8 h
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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