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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語 - A* A7 v' J9 w0 s  V1 O/ L: {- u
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ( j0 x6 O* g$ I: P

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ) G& _$ }/ t, v7 v& A

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ; J1 X7 g1 a) G% C4 w3 s" |
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Fish skin~魚皮。 ' ]" K/ V6 s4 k/ [
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 0 ~6 c: g+ I& Y  H- ?
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Blow water吹水

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。

Face green green臉青青。 % ~6 s' h( a5 U5 ]" [2 ]* o
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 0 _- `6 V7 c2 M
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ' o  E8 J6 j: e$ j) H% x; Z0 I" V! o( X+ d
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 7 ]7 q+ B  q% s1 E

What the water are you?你係乜水? 5 C, [4 @" v: a- u. |+ h
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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Big tea rice大茶飯。

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女

The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！   Q7 x" I6 ]) P

Collect father收爹

You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 6 T7 [) Q/ V3 q4 l0 I) R
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? . O, B- v" I3 g3 A
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ) o3 k! z) g' y6 Z) R1 e
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 # r. R+ Z, @3 s" U+ p
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ; \  [+ }9 ^/ c: Y/ j( e3 e7 {

Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 * t. J7 j/ j! r4 B1 j

Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 9 \) @6 d! X  Y, I* y
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Wear grass著草 / l5 r' d: r; ]) G

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 1 a: h0 R; i4 \2 P4 z6 {
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 4 }4 ]+ F1 u+ F+ J* V0 Y; b  s4 h! o
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Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 9 j4 d, h  g! x. M, I
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One old water 一舊水

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 % T7 c9 o8 `5 ]! ?! h+ N! {
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Hold hold water.楂楂水

Pump water.抽水 1 c0 `' J4 p4 n8 E% j

Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有

you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳$ d3 ?8 f# u7 ?1 @
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:+ W# x: Z# B3 h1 y. v$ P [3 b
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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d人係連inner都唔識...$ X; z% {# ]- K2 s1 M2 ~
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..9 ?& P+ T9 R" Q' b6 p! {4 H

好無聊下

直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger4 v K5 k1 y: q5 x, y! [" v

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
A0 b0 f0 w0 X& y: u( `9 X笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:* l6 I0 [3 i+ b& C8 f: }

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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)# A8 p4 E' b7 O& ?3 {
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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