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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語 4 o: r2 m  G3 U0 \

Piano piano green 琴琴青

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 / M7 v8 m. ?# o+ J; n
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ - ^1 l! O. N0 ~! B6 @1 n

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 1 _( F& M4 z5 c/ E$ Y' u( [
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Fish skin~魚皮。 * u" A5 \" D* V, S# g0 B. e& X
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Fall on a street@@ 。

fall on your street.""你個"K" ( E5 G/ Z0 h& R" I  W
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Blow water吹水4 ~& a8 X, p6 |3 A2 |
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 5 `* f( S/ p0 N* A) h4 }. U5 m1 l
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。 1 q) r3 m2 U  M* K% e  i

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。

Face green green臉青青。

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ' z. E8 \7 u" ]- f. c2 J2 y
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 1 `: m9 W  p- p
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 3 h1 V, v+ ]6 R! R
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Eat banana食蕉

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 8 l) q2 A# \/ D+ N8 B" M

How senior are you?你算老幾?

What the water are you?你係乜水? 4 p6 B# _; N! Q* ~5 Z5 P, [
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ' U: t' q8 u5 B  }; c% R

Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

Do the world做世界。 ( ?$ e0 q1 u6 A+ G
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Big tea rice大茶飯。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 ' D' p, n" c! ^$ m# Y+ y
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 3 o  E- }' q/ s5 K
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Collect father收爹 ( \& T% q4 }1 \! `: y

You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ; P( Q/ }* o6 b) `# K6 O

You give me stop.你同我企係度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ; K; l; b5 m, @: \
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！

Eight woman八婆 7 u+ U2 y# H! p
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!

King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 ; i3 ?& E# B3 T$ A% Z" [& }# R
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ : X- ]$ }; @! b9 W
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Wear grass著草

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 . t: c3 S0 P$ i0 [
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 0 {8 C/ I7 O; d5 P2 G4 r
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 " s+ n9 v4 c8 A" H$ x

Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！

Old dot.老點 5 @, F( G) G; L2 G* f# `, {

One old water 一舊水 $ j* X" m# |+ M$ o" U# V- s
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 7 g$ [- z+ D+ i2 c, N8 q+ F. Z
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 + L9 X5 l7 \9 H- ]5 I
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有. X% O: a( A" w; ?5 N; |5 I
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳* ~ j' c9 ~1 _# g' i' ]) V
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳' O7 g4 p: E- G: B' B L
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦.., M4 h0 S0 V, v& W& D0 d

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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。7 |+ \+ F! f& ~7 t7 b( x, {
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! / K0 F: r9 ?) v. L, O! j j2 k
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:8 y3 m7 _" w7 L
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:1 V! [8 F2 F& {8 ]# O
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you have today-你有今天

係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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