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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語 - K$ g$ W+ p  Z8 u

Piano piano green 琴琴青 6 W; U5 o( N0 v) S4 L( T. Q& l" n* w

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ; d6 p* i/ ?& A) C3 o; Y
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ , ~( h- Y/ J' Y2 [
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 5 f7 J7 q9 \5 s  E: |

Fish skin~魚皮。 : x1 k! H8 g/ p; b

Fall on a street@@ 。

fall on your street.""你個"K"

Blow water吹水: O( j, w/ h, X0 X4 ^8 C! E
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 : k" f# e4 ]- M) ^+ g- f

Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. * k! e- U. I& P0 X3 U: W7 k% u
我吹雞打你班友。 - j0 o  x, n1 G( {) G- \/ B

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青。 ! f  t& ]" W5 T" h2 _
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 % D7 D; U6 ^0 a) `
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 3 O' ^: d- i3 N1 G* \
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。 + L; D1 x0 F; v" a. [7 N" O

People mountain people sea人山人海。 4 w+ a+ y( F6 K+ T2 ]& d) z. u: |

Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。

How senior are you?你算老幾? . A0 _% a! J+ k& k6 }. h" p7 O1 _9 V

What the water are you?你係乜水?

Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? , B0 ~  v! i+ N" N! `( r+ T! H5 h

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 ' B* G& _6 _( ?1 a+ ~2 H0 R5 M

Do the world做世界。 ( y6 y( T+ d9 [8 b
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Big tea rice大茶飯。

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ # |1 t: z+ q3 v5 h8 a: M
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Collect father收爹 ' @5 b8 {' k1 u  m9 x: r+ f- M5 e
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ # [; @& t  r; S2 E

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? * N+ P6 j6 ^, }: {4 {
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 - p3 X- Q9 L: u  l8 e8 k8 u

You give me stop.你同我企係度。 5 j8 e- p/ R, m: H, k- ^
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 . k; k! j7 l* ^
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 7 J8 `, _4 j1 I8 f% }7 N. \0 m7 |
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 : g# _  O$ O; q5 u
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! + `3 n8 _' V* d8 b
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 9 ^" G" n$ ]' W0 r, B' ]; K
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 & d& `& C0 g% Q2 e1 _; ]
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 9 O. m3 C4 V% V3 v$ h- \0 Q
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 : v5 w7 g. m3 {3 R& G! s/ W/ y" m8 V9 Z

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 6 v' c6 C, D* a7 j3 \% u0 L
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ) w" j* ^, b) p$ ~% V' f
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Old dot.老點

One old water 一舊水

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 4 |" f5 D- a6 O5 s) i; x
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 7 D9 b( a% j1 l- A. S9 G
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ; r  E0 ?5 t- x0 p. z% N# i
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ; t8 `# E  ?  F. r1 E/ F6 n* L

Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 ! `+ k9 @& u/ E

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳' ?; Z0 F6 x' o) E2 p. G
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:- U0 b0 j5 P5 r
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$ p. _9 Y: U) e$ ?+ lyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳6 F! B3 w! e# a: @$ s
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。& K" g3 d6 h2 H$ Y: {! V1 J
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 5 P* Y$ ~ s" O9 M* d p; d
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
" I$ N0 G0 G/ \/ O笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:! o M! s- f8 U f$ G; L

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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)- n. e! I/ J. l4 e: {9 Z6 Q
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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