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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job x5 r% s" k& a0 K9 n$ w; ]# b: `, s 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 9 J' S) l0 r* m1 \& N P 9 I: ~9 j3 D( L& `/ Z7 a
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ ~4 a% w2 k; y7 Y a.They give like hell. - E* X, G) g! D6 jb.They do not yell.; S! i) ^3 C/ j7 F/ V c.They do not tell.' C8 N: Q3 K0 P. h0 K" q! F, m( I d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. , y7 r ?/ m5 \. q) p% W 2 t# g( k! H5 P7 a5 A6 G) ~$ q$ g* a
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% M1 ?( f3 T& `' r4 c5 x% P - a HEART to love him,1 i, D3 ^7 A) {$ ~ - a DIAMOND to marry him, " }; ?# p1 ^' Q: e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ s+ j: s/ F: B9 `9 u+ N& x7 X - a SPADE to bury him!' j; y0 x- b5 h; k$ f: W& |9 x( I8 Y
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ i& x5 [+ R0 z0 |9 A* \ Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later % Z4 W3 N3 n1 t- c( a ; T/ a9 X8 ]% H- V$ z
5) What is the strongest muscle? & s3 A8 ~1 N: k3 i/ PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! n3 }' Y2 _6 @" Q5 u1 o8 g+ y+ U
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: H2 {# Q. w1 a# K3 @. \' D8 X The arse hole is always in front of you./ }& q, G$ b% r
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? ; J( |$ Q% ?7 |4 X: W$ A! WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" U3 h! t1 Z, i2 D9 G, L# q9 j! n( h
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. A' ^8 e0 O( _! ?$ }9 j The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
