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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" z: L0 v. F* q D; } 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- S) s' ~9 B) b3 R' C% i
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' t3 j9 E+ R3 y# K( s* C a.They give like hell. " s$ M# x2 Y" [9 R9 {b.They do not yell./ C) S, V- O' J& N! y6 t c.They do not tell. # N s9 o o8 ~+ Td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) Q- a# ~2 r6 r7 r
8 C2 R3 R+ }4 U1 q- v% ?3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! ^# g8 p, W) t7 @ - a HEART to love him,, e& v6 f" ~- z3 Y - a DIAMOND to marry him, 2 v% ^: G, e( j k- W. u- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 R9 d' |. |5 [$ h) J) b" Z/ | - a SPADE to bury him! ; }" J' I+ n0 k $ Q L* g, ^# Q; m: ^5 ?( n2 \4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? |) F T$ r/ O: e Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- _' S3 y e& x! J4 F
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5) What is the strongest muscle?% h& L) A4 a# H' V2 } The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 P+ u( ?6 F5 Y9 H8 r
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? . R9 [% O1 @+ }) i: oThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 T% s0 V! ^3 T) a9 [
/ ]0 u, J* |" }: }4 a; _- ]& v& N7 o9 e6 O7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 G$ a* D h6 q9 \ When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- Y5 N+ Y! W7 Q8 j$ Y$ x
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- v" w+ E: b1 c+ O1 D, K( ~ The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ ; K* X0 G1 t- @' l9 B, p4 Skeep it up~~" n. Z% t' V4 h; ^0 l. d b$ f
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
