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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' c) n" i7 l W2 g) o 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence : b6 t$ M8 _: K! Z1 e 0 L) i% i1 p# ?9 y* `2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? 8 [; f0 h+ `' G9 l9 ma.They give like hell. 8 L% R* J/ ^3 w- k V$ k' fb.They do not yell./ ~. j, m" G- H, l4 c" | M c.They do not tell. 0 d& ~$ r+ V6 ^2 ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. $ A7 ?+ }3 U% r) F$ O 9 H1 P0 Y9 K* V8 K# D! j, Q9 q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 0 O. K+ P" m# m" o/ E- a HEART to love him, " q4 l' \1 D& s- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ h9 Y0 G" k. Z1 e9 H" v - a CLUB to smash his head in, and + m$ l I6 e4 D6 ~9 F7 t- a SPADE to bury him!9 P! s8 t5 h. f
. m% L2 i( _2 m+ o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; u o* N" Y6 E$ S3 D/ z: d Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 T6 @) x3 d, Z
5 b0 T5 d* X/ \0 d/ h+ E. N1 ?) X5) What is the strongest muscle? 9 e6 u& q4 m) k2 z& [# FThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! " j# ^, k* ?1 B) W7 H 1 a! O5 X# T5 _
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? 1 l g' q" G. K! `( N1 P0 q( B* [1 GThe arse hole is always in front of you. ) ?- C% o8 N. `; t" ~8 G/ {1 k ; ~. \' }: e1 q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% H3 P+ T; V. s& e6 N4 G When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" l+ Z6 n4 C( G" `6 _
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) C* u' n. G% V. f/ ?! `& K3 ~ The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ . m; t- V: }6 E- S* _% z3 x5 lkeep it up~~- m/ i8 B0 c$ \. y
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
