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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, {) R. A) o; C 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence : L% t: P7 ~9 ~! J# G+ e 7 P9 }$ y' a. J- O+ A& {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? 9 `4 D$ s$ b% ea.They give like hell. 1 D$ p- \* X, T7 `' Sb.They do not yell.8 C# b$ ]6 Q4 f' V1 G c.They do not tell. 0 ~, ~4 Y3 a9 X$ Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% I: r. r, e( u
+ Z. @. l- x" {% V5 I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- R+ P1 r- Z O - a HEART to love him,* t9 X" q, p9 q! b: S8 q% I - a DIAMOND to marry him, 8 k* k0 p* J) A% l- a CLUB to smash his head in, and - f2 u( G g) W* u, I- a SPADE to bury him! * z" g0 k/ Z& B/ g 3 q, Q. X. n9 U& o4 X) _$ A X
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 J$ G/ L5 U& V2 {7 `1 z Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later 9 x/ i$ C: Y& j, q' r + l& w4 r9 u5 C$ ?! V6 H& p5) What is the strongest muscle? 3 X& }5 U+ G$ p- _+ j; M5 uThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! ! [* G; t3 d u& V' m; R ( n. O7 q$ ]1 i, a+ X* r7 M
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ I3 Y! l1 h8 w The arse hole is always in front of you. `% i4 e% n4 i7 P
2 v' u a! |5 U7 F. E$ W- g; |7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 Y7 m& p/ h1 I5 p+ g, E When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" v1 ?4 e: N X$ K: T
5 g5 k- j% ^" C8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? 1 J* |5 X! ^+ HThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
