' i+ ?. A; p1 {/ P - v; ^& S' z9 r& i$ i" l/ f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 S. t: v$ c8 [ 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence : V! j. N! m. m, @, R0 { ) K+ g! @8 W; J0 K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? 8 P Z* B3 V1 u9 B* Z7 Qa.They give like hell. 9 o% P- r4 S( ^, zb.They do not yell.% N& K5 z/ h" U7 @, k c.They do not tell. ' Q( t d4 G# E9 r+ D. hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." l- G) s$ T- F# m4 K" O+ T
# n G! U% F+ ~, N+ K0 ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 d( u4 V$ p$ Y - a HEART to love him, 1 D, S2 X+ W$ H+ h- x- a DIAMOND to marry him, - D; e% ^( e: N2 P- a CLUB to smash his head in, and 3 U }; G$ I k- a SPADE to bury him!0 E6 y& r1 S0 m9 G4 k
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? 6 D, F; ]7 L) P% d% @- SBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later , f' J2 `0 S0 Z, H O- I; z 7 y @) i5 s& R6 [2 O8 l* d7 ^0 D# l! r
5) What is the strongest muscle? 2 Q) L" y* D& v, q( DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! ( y- v/ J. M" U . P& \7 B$ |4 d
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? . M: ~: L U& m+ Y$ X. \3 `The arse hole is always in front of you. & |$ d- r2 U3 c5 _0 O3 u4 l 1 P. u" T3 N$ z1 ~
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? : G5 z1 q# A, U- j: I. |8 yWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! % @9 [8 ?/ @. o' O. F3 r; F3 v# P$ [ 6 L! w7 { L0 J& |1 Y7 y
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ _% |- p* X1 }$ h' X- `" | | The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~. O9 I/ `3 b C0 E0 Z4 P" _
keep it up~~ 8 j- G# }, m) e3 I, ycheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
