# N- ^6 U& M4 _1 G s( B) I % S* t- N% D( ^6 v2 v7 z( O) W8 |1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 p l, t0 q3 C( T/ [ 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% a; x& y% i9 ?7 N5 x7 `
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? ( A5 T6 R! v0 C$ l: r. j9 e& }a.They give like hell. . P: ]$ U0 T( q* X6 R/ Ab.They do not yell. 9 R6 @& d" N' [$ ^, z0 n% R( Ec.They do not tell.+ x& @% P) U. C! R d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. v/ X7 b& ~; v0 u+ O . E8 A8 Y1 A$ m6 ~5 f; o
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 {' c. H) n4 j& N - a HEART to love him,/ |6 q. P3 U) D5 V - a DIAMOND to marry him, 9 b. N, p$ i/ H0 U4 T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and ; U: \& t$ L8 M" i, L( R# f0 x- a SPADE to bury him! # Y) e4 i1 |: e' q3 ^6 j; ]" n# w 4 Q! ^1 C& t7 m7 C" c6 n9 [5 d' e
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ n1 v/ g* T5 U Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( m' c7 D. v0 W2 J
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5) What is the strongest muscle?, _& N4 x0 V& F7 U: c The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: f: k, e5 u* i' a6 f: C1 @1 m
% B3 F, P% |" l0 q0 s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? * }, e0 u' d k( [5 F2 \The arse hole is always in front of you. , k3 }5 G# a; V, l2 ^* O& q , ]8 j! k$ T7 p, {# R: ~( n3 s7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# ]3 X( Q/ r3 h# @. [& x When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! $ [9 |0 i' a& T5 J) ]- E2 A 7 M! z, z5 m) S5 i8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ x( Q( Y* \, ]* Q' B. H4 d The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
