/ R! ?3 x5 t- S, M1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job ! P4 O) a/ }! C99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence : V: D Y$ n- P7 n+ q% ]1 A' r( m 4 f# L) N- X3 ]# F
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? q. N' m2 k4 j* s. U a.They give like hell. # T0 v3 [" G+ F7 rb.They do not yell. 1 w5 a: x5 G8 h! I0 ]9 Oc.They do not tell. * \9 l- Y9 s/ dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." t6 @/ V9 ^; t0 i
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 4 b$ J4 y3 o& K( J4 s9 L! O- a HEART to love him,7 {3 T' {/ o$ `% R: _2 | - a DIAMOND to marry him,+ F1 R8 o+ S( E7 k - a CLUB to smash his head in, and; b# p* \' Y5 ]7 S - a SPADE to bury him!5 E+ Q2 Y; T( }; U) j; ?; z
6 @' A/ P- ]3 e1 _7 q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? 2 J. B4 |3 u6 m: zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& r( F( b k: b) ]: c# L+ H8 g4 N
: d- ~5 P( F8 L9 ~5) What is the strongest muscle? * O- n& ^( B* f |* S3 wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, s: D) `8 T. Z9 A |. ?4 l
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% k6 n& j0 S: ~0 \) @1 b7 J The arse hole is always in front of you. , I, c$ Y& j7 O " E' C1 a8 S0 ^, W
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 ?7 `3 H1 a2 }, k5 T1 a5 M* V+ v( o When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! 7 O" e+ [* W$ p; y' `/ C( Y 3 [8 s! m( J$ Y2 l/ c& }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 j% R7 W* G# j% F$ | The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
