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作者: dinx    時間: 2009-10-15 01:10 PM     標題: 香港特色英语!!

1 So many people die, never see you die.
3 [  z% ~8 i3 s) o甘多人死,唔见你死。
4 X5 U$ [/ b! x! T2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
6 z' C8 W! |6 `4 Z4 U你教我以后点出嚟行? 9 D, ~7 ?/ [4 O# Z$ M
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
) r5 h1 F8 ]0 Q$ A' l0 c: e6 s/ i如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
9 j  d. [7 Y1 g4 "I saw a pork chop"
! ^. I  R* @2 Q0 d我见到件猪扒啊。
: A1 i6 @1 j5 a( {# E0 u5 Are you road? * v" m; _  X% t
你系咪路啊? % V; o7 d) e8 A) N" N& Q3 y
6 What the water are you? : J/ Z. Y* ]5 Q7 p# D; x
你系乜水啊?
% t: u% L, {* M8 N7 Do you big me?
/ Y' \! P) @3 L+ r7 v你大我啊?
+ i  x, ~+ X) e0 r" m8 Zebra chops people. $ Q/ ?  d% X9 q" T
班马劈友。
6 i4 \9 c0 o4 v/ A) G- t5 l9 The king of the cutting girl. 9 P4 X, ~3 g4 s1 P" e4 n4 e( F+ o
界女王。
) u$ E8 N0 b- w. B" c8 @- m10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. $ q- N- h6 N( z/ f$ r
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 0 K8 p- G8 K- A) t8 E+ S- Q% S$ y8 R
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
& t5 z% I$ t# Y  t( l) V$ J你当我无到?
) E+ i+ G2 }5 d/ V0 u- o12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   j7 i% g: Y3 d- }# Q, u
你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上! ; p4 F1 J" N: T. Z9 W) c
13 Today I was very black son. $ l8 V' G. X5 j
今日我好黑仔。 8 k" M1 Z0 v2 c) d% \  u% W
14 I am wearing grass. ) }; c" \. G+ Z
我着紧草。 ; J- W3 o1 d9 D1 j& v# E1 V$ u
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
1 g9 c6 o% E4 _' n1 p. Z' B你未够班同我讲数!
, h/ I6 Q9 R) d: p7 Y8 J/ \  X16 Two beat six.
- }4 ?5 X- b9 _# R/ {二打六
! I9 B/ g- g: d- z17 Two five son. 8 T" c9 s" d8 p
二五仔 8 l1 }/ e% o9 }: H; A
18 Piano piano green.           ; p! `' r% g6 w# I% C8 l
琴琴青
5 S% j; o5 Q8 Y& m( _( v( [0 ^19 I give you some colour to see see.     
' F8 L( |2 S' `) `, T我俾D顏色你睇睇! 0 G0 |+ y" }" u8 m" C$ ^! Z
20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
6 V0 T. Q* |" t5 v蠢蠢欲動 。
# Z2 E5 w/ l# v- o$ x4 U21 People mountain people sea .    
; I5 @  j/ T7 d$ f. i. b人山人海 。 . x- {7 I9 v* _
22 How senior are you?          0 f$ t3 H6 h0 }
你算老幾? 3 f  `8 e  A7 M$ [) f( y
23 What the ghost are you talk?     ! }! y# p- Z7 J" D: W. s5 V) t
你講乜鬼?
5 o# ^( c, i: n8 L24 I fear that you have teeth.          . {% L5 a' H( h/ W. D
我驚你有牙!   l+ w& x7 s+ A' r) V4 Y
25 Heart flower angry open.      
1 U, t+ [; v' D$ J心花怒放。   8 Y, K$ v0 e0 Y9 I
Fish skin 1 ^+ D7 R6 S: M1 A1 R
鱼皮 。
2 z+ |3 X) m% L0 s6 J4 T3 A* `Monster of blowing water. 9 {  A0 C, x) b$ q. S
吹水怪。
8 N; Z/ j1 X# d. _2 E7 V4 MFace green green , f& j7 P5 H( ~' B  l2 E0 L
面青青。 8 b2 \# V& P0 l  l6 d( ?% a1 r( `
You see road carefully 3 c( b. R9 x2 a! h7 _; v( R1 W
你小心睇路
; f& J  A/ l* `3 k; V. e0 X9 MYou go to street carefully
: D- M* K1 |; O4 B7 W! Q5 L7 J2 w你出街小心D。 * n; T' v1 |9 z; \1 R
Do the world + k3 ?  g  E! G' B0 W- \
做世界 。
3 I' V. ~+ Z: ^5 y+ Y. _: ABig tea rice
( N% ]. k( c8 z7 |" j  c- U大茶饭 。
0 L, e3 _6 g# Z( a+ x0 ^8 W# AAmerican chinese not enough. ! i4 p& F+ L3 j3 C/ K& t7 _$ n  E
美中不足。 5 M; N" K1 _% I1 h0 w
King eight egg.
* J2 W6 D  K6 w0 X, k王八蛋
, a& B6 y, l# ?) H' k: UHigh hand. . S2 O6 e# G, v
高手 # d$ K) m& V2 @  c3 I8 ^; b
% e) J" H8 H: h5 J4 R
Old dot.
; o4 b& p# U) W" K$ r- {6 o0 c老点 , N: R& A  m+ R
One old water
; H# t3 d! @7 a* G+ }一旧水 ! q) x9 Q( L2 ^% I- [
I know your mouse. 7 G- o) B6 R" R. O1 k. s
我识你老鼠! 5 r  u: m/ L- G9 W( j3 ?
Measure water/Pound water.
7 E0 I6 H: R! A0 p5 o8 ]磅水 0 I" Y' S: {: U5 N$ \& h
A dragon service. 7 D/ }* [  \, Z& y; {5 u* c
一条龙服务 & C3 x& ~# y8 j) [! g/ K- z3 a6 n
Pump water. $ Y) f8 i4 z+ d1 X: m
****   v5 b7 ]' K7 D+ t0 j; i' Y! I" ~' G
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 d8 D, h$ q& c9 V+ Q2 I' V8 c$ t
我吹鸡打你班友。
, b, T2 S, W7 U/ a0 x9 GYou jump building.
" ?2 \5 k7 @: o' B你跳楼啦。 7 u2 c. P) H9 \
You come back home and eat banana % M# w7 T: q; o. y% y" W2 a
你返屋企食蕉啦
# i! t7 D  ~8 I0 K" cI give you a hair. % Z3 m+ \/ w$ Y
我俾条毛你ar!
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- v  p8 B: j& ]: _! Z  Y& n/ ACollect skin 6 _4 t" i: r3 K2 ^0 c) @5 f
收皮
/ s2 @7 W' @8 o* p1 z% @6 @2 fCollect father
0 A4 l/ q# W5 G* k收爹 5 e  R- d6 i7 G  n8 x4 R
You give me collect father. 9 K8 u4 }4 l9 Z4 I/ o
你同我收爹! & v( e' G2 |) q* L$ b( C3 l1 \
Laugh die me. & A. p7 h3 [% p: n4 k- z
笑死我。 , G" b" G* m5 r6 y5 A
You give me stop. , m7 s0 h3 Q( U6 n# s0 q7 M0 o
你同我企系度。
8 u( N% S5 K- r0 r: [! X: I6 ]5 PEight woman # e/ W: y+ y4 B+ A0 J! |
八婆 - D( x) _& B0 \1 M5 n
Eight woman,you are good!
+ O1 N* c' E  U. H6 b- n八婆,你好o野!
, J+ f# B  y. D" R9 kWhat the spring do you do? 9 Q, t6 z5 }+ F( v
你搞乜春啊?
+ ~) z6 V/ D4 d4 N9 R% @  yA dog of eating dung
# j: J( D' C6 |! z食屎狗 7 X% |) {+ O& A+ _
A ghost of ass 5 [) M$ j$ n0 T" y5 Q- K
屎忽鬼
作者: vj11    時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM

Can't believe..
作者: CK銘    時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM

有d真喺幾有創意.....2 l. }( m& E( x$ C+ \. _* Y9 e& }6 j
都幾有趣呀...哈哈
作者: albert_einstein    時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM

有d就連香港人都唔明白!
作者: 艾官    時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM

無言......
作者: xingsing    時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM

好无言,但有好好笑
作者: 偉華    時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM

真係好特色0既英語咯!
作者: J.T.    時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM

本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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9 E' B% W  B3 J' Q# ~$ m2 _4 ftotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......5 M# z9 X0 S+ h; B0 j
this is not hong kong style english.....
8 w8 P2 M) C+ A$ {! D7 hthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
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i've already ban this shit...2 V: N4 u* L4 s4 u  X4 M0 d
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
作者: kuru    時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM

唔信香港人會明呢d英文
作者: Hunter88    時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
作者: DOG9922    時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM

哈哈!




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