1 So many people die, never see you die. & ~- D% u9 X& ^& b- ^
甘多人死，唔见你死。 3 ^5 L$ v# M- _- V0 N2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? : y. W) o4 u% G. ~
你教我以后点出嚟行? # N0 C+ u* T+ d' |9 k& T
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. * W- S0 a/ W: }( f
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 + ]9 c6 C# `; r4 "I saw a pork chop" 9 o0 C5 q" N" a1 d: B我见到件猪扒啊。 0 S$ F( p9 n9 ~+ c# z2 g2 f" L
5 Are you road? + J7 {6 x5 X' j8 o
你系咪路啊？ ! ?" A* B0 p3 c' o( _
6 What the water are you? 6 y' j U1 t* l2 ~) E; n0 e你系乜水啊？ 9 s+ d" P; D* e7 Do you big me? 2 u5 n2 D" _' n' Y, y; W! K% M$ ^
你大我啊？ % O+ C, g) V7 e, t" L3 t8 Zebra chops people. 5 E' @3 a$ ^6 r. q班马劈友。 5 P* r1 b. ~+ ^$ E9 The king of the cutting girl. 5 U0 x$ y1 t v& @* z" o t
界女王。 - W+ U8 [- V- M0 D10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 6 _5 q2 N$ } E批我个头俾你当凳坐。 8 Q2 n2 @ J6 E' L/ |" g1 ?0 f. R11 Do you think me didn't arrive? # j" E* Y8 t0 ?. S3 I7 K你当我无到？ ! L' F9 c: n- O' N+ ?12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 2 |% N$ S& @4 O
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ / S, i/ x" o4 l5 i2 z" X13 Today I was very black son. : N0 A) R$ C6 J% u: x" F% M
今日我好黑仔。 - {4 C$ v' J4 ~6 H# b0 M I
14 I am wearing grass. 3 h0 \( y$ J! U0 }2 a4 D7 k$ t
我着紧草。 ( E0 \4 w* \6 |4 E15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ( c+ _* n8 Q" Q) ^/ D1 K. V
你未够班同我讲数！ 9 U' E% z. a+ W* Z! Z2 |
16 Two beat six. . i. o" u# [4 n- `" Z r) r/ ^: P二打六 0 M0 Z3 I( u- S" \* _
17 Two five son. 7 p& c% ~8 `+ u, T
二五仔 5 G0 P7 u9 x4 z' Z! a4 @
18 Piano piano green. ( j1 i6 ~( ]) T% }# i4 D- Q5 `
琴琴青 8 e8 r* d! Q. W0 t3 O% w( v+ v
19 I give you some colour to see see. 0 `- o& k) k6 {7 A% c/ Y/ x我俾D顏色你睇睇！ - [) z% C, @" F2 v% _20 Stupid stupid want to move . 1 @/ {# K: h+ g) h, o
蠢蠢欲動 。 ) x* S" e) Y5 k+ D% H0 a
21 People mountain people sea . 8 J# b8 Y& i9 n x人山人海 。 2 E5 O! n( Q* f, N \0 ?
22 How senior are you? 1 K% s- p9 Q% J% M
你算老幾? 8 `/ |$ j& ?1 `, P/ M; s! Q
23 What the ghost are you talk? 7 O7 S" x6 t0 f' t. s/ ?' y: X* J
你講乜鬼? , U0 i% ?) C/ X2 X
24 I fear that you have teeth. & }& U: T5 d( m. b3 z3 e4 ^0 Z; X我驚你有牙！ 2 r2 z% Q, J& r% t% ^: b! x
25 Heart flower angry open. 3 s2 X) m/ M% T& h1 O4 x心花怒放。 % A1 k. y( D2 g' _
Fish skin - o [) ^ Z& {- J* e鱼皮 。 3 j, }3 ` n3 Q* c
Monster of blowing water. " r! w$ b( F' \& q7 P
吹水怪。 / k- Z$ v* T$ ^. K/ ?
Face green green 8 O+ m2 C7 K7 H! e: _8 Z
面青青。 }: J* N+ f1 C& L& u
You see road carefully 0 k- |- _; P5 N3 ]& P7 O你小心睇路 ) I0 T4 J# ]5 @3 XYou go to street carefully $ `) J! G/ H) i& K0 `你出街小心D。 ( S* K/ h; z) c
Do the world * V$ j8 u& G8 B" M- L. _
做世界 。 ; I/ C5 |2 J) D) K
Big tea rice # C& O, q: N- a% S! w大茶饭 。 $ R6 I- X5 a5 N8 s( b6 S
American chinese not enough. 4 D, K6 q$ w+ h2 S2 V# d# Y6 O$ X美中不足。 ( @3 j) y# U8 ?# p% E
King eight egg. 0 f6 _" { ~: R9 x: F
王八蛋 ( S4 b( W- @# Y& }High hand. , `; P# |! D! {, ~$ P高手 ! F2 ~% T! f9 S9 _; c; q7 `1 Z; j2 v$ k! u
Old dot. ( Y4 a& l5 b( V, s, ~老点 / p) G/ S; t: | `1 POne old water , o9 U: J' w. W/ N8 V G
一旧水 ) b5 b$ z I1 W( r4 O
I know your mouse. ( x, f& h2 x1 b: w6 S
我识你老鼠！ + g3 D; m5 I, v
Measure water/Pound water. 1 S" n" G- Y8 h3 J
磅水 - Q: H' O9 |. JA dragon service. $ v! W1 @6 B- B一条龙服务 " m2 }0 ~" Q H+ s q; c4 q) `
Pump water. n+ Q4 `( x: `/ ?* J s0 t
**** ; @% {; e. N8 \I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 x: [6 ~/ M( F: `5 v
我吹鸡打你班友。 - \/ Z( g( H1 b! L& @9 r
You jump building. 8 n5 [6 T9 l6 |& i! U$ G7 d
你跳楼啦。 a* N% z# `; R' {% O" ]( sYou come back home and eat banana $ A$ H& l V3 B' r* V4 `, h你返屋企食蕉啦 $ H# |7 ?% _7 y6 [- [" R
I give you a hair. % b9 U; T3 V; ]: C* r我俾条毛你ar! + a {2 [6 o U! e, P
' N. R L2 M/ ^; U0 |; c0 dCollect skin ( A0 K8 `7 y v0 ]# U. \收皮 $ B( E( E# N& ~Collect father / ]) d3 e6 I" j2 }3 z+ c y6 k收爹 3 E( j; q; Y) E6 tYou give me collect father. # U5 d1 U/ {, B4 ]* C- ^4 B( X# Z
你同我收爹！ 9 c+ S% R! k& u/ L8 m9 i% J5 {% QLaugh die me. : _) y7 L) h: L+ W S笑死我。 . X7 M9 C5 v. [, [4 NYou give me stop. , b: k) V/ ~2 [6 I你同我企系度。 ( f' b1 s" p6 v0 q" [. [9 W) ^
Eight woman 0 | |& M! R6 c八婆 u. R8 a" x3 T6 E
Eight woman,you are good! 0 S# E7 G* O0 o) Q6 {1 }八婆，你好o野! ; L9 D& m* Z; g# K( X+ b! c0 W& J
What the spring do you do? ( U: N) [3 r# X7 \0 a, s9 x你搞乜春啊? " R E9 t7 r) iA dog of eating dung & }' V6 F6 U' G/ W' h
食屎狗 2 O5 |) r' `) p6 ?2 j( e# S% u* {
A ghost of ass ! v+ g2 X3 L% @4 B0 `屎忽鬼作者: vj11 時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 8 l7 `! \6 T: D3 _! @5 D/ V- i: i) b, z( U2 \ totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this...... 4 h6 b2 @+ c' X; M% ^$ D' Kthis is not hong kong style english.....: a3 Y( B2 R8 P+ ]9 h) e' {
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....7 K( P4 o5 q6 O# n i've already ban this shit... * T) O! z3 }; z9 @2 }. Fdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!作者: kuru 時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM
唔信香港人會明呢d英文作者: Hunter88 時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM
Just a joke. Don't believe it.作者: DOG9922 時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM
