標題: 香港特色英语！！ [打印本頁]

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作者: dinx    時間: 2009-10-15 01:10 PM     標題: 香港特色英语！！

1 So many people die, never see you die.
: S; O+ m( J+ i2 g7 H, i# n甘多人死，唔见你死。 " h+ w- D0 t, x5 h5 a, ]
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 8 n4 f6 W9 S4 T& F! d) v
你教我以后点出嚟行? 3 K6 o! Q. `5 i& Q
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
9 M, f$ @; S- Y" k如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
  x% R; @& u* N* L7 t4 "I saw a pork chop"
5 d4 L) U0 D' q7 K, N3 I我见到件猪扒啊。 ! ?( U1 s! U* p" h' U! y$ s
5 Are you road? : r! a/ \( m% U* s) d: N
你系咪路啊？
" v" C9 \( F2 ?8 G+ o0 r6 What the water are you?
; P7 o7 m5 ~0 T3 A你系乜水啊？
% G3 [; O% x; r, o7 Do you big me?
/ z( }8 h7 \; ^  s% N8 V6 N  R你大我啊？
4 V2 F& Q1 `4 c& K9 ?2 ^2 I8 Zebra chops people.
2 {/ f  [/ i/ n% Q% v  c/ w; _, q班马劈友。
! b- d+ Z+ h. w" G9 The king of the cutting girl. 9 c; a: Q. w6 R6 U* l
界女王。
: M8 Y/ ]# C, B, E5 ]+ U10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
6 e- F: |' E! `8 ?* D& i批我个头俾你当凳坐。
* q7 V* k5 T# d& E1 G6 }11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ; T0 a8 k4 [$ b2 {3 S
你当我无到？
0 Q( [9 _' ]( x) ?/ U# Y  i12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
4 k- @" f. z  M$ m# l你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
3 o9 x  B7 b$ H0 G1 v- v* o  y13 Today I was very black son.
6 v& O5 E5 s" S" S! M1 P今日我好黑仔。 ' C  [3 r/ ~; ^9 ?( r4 z: h; h
14 I am wearing grass.
" S/ q. T5 W8 m我着紧草。
; o6 [5 ?( ~# M7 x15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
) |, m; w) @% g' B0 F" s你未够班同我讲数！
6 _6 o; l/ u0 B; P16 Two beat six. : E* h; m" Y7 T" ~- S, D' g4 ~" x
二打六
+ C/ D) ]- ]8 ~8 t4 c9 Y; C( V% n1 u17 Two five son.
6 s4 h  L" {0 E& b+ N二五仔
- q2 ]2 v- e  I' m5 u$ u4 ?' r18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　   R2 r2 C; T  w
琴琴青 ( z8 V/ z+ D' X6 c1 N
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
: z0 g/ \5 w$ V4 ?  E! M% }' a我俾D顏色你睇睇！ $ l! K% E7 |. E. @9 m
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 # [( R. j6 _6 V9 A; k! Q
蠢蠢欲動 。
7 q, c8 W3 r+ Z) S21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
; x1 Q! R4 \5 K+ _( R. ?人山人海 。 6 ], N4 `2 ^1 N- ]
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
$ p& y( }" _  s& L/ E3 `7 `$ ]你算老幾?
+ b1 f7 z' h" E# }' |23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 / j* X, M  r- Y
你講乜鬼?
+ Q& _7 p9 V( k& h. S& l# L* Z24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 4 M0 q2 Q9 f' d# F" Z
我驚你有牙！
6 ~# r. E& O+ w, b25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
# w# D# f* R8 T" ~  |心花怒放。   
2 i  |- A) }  x* O0 zFish skin
0 h8 [9 Y& R: \: P鱼皮 。 $ B# H, H+ S- {
Monster of blowing water.
3 I, N) n& o1 J$ _5 e吹水怪。
/ b$ Z4 D/ T- `  {, N' i# oFace green green 1 m' V$ L; q! b( h: q1 q
面青青。 $ x5 ~3 S) c$ l2 E6 e
You see road carefully
# l9 O+ s2 M" P- z0 G你小心睇路
" g! N5 e& |% h- M5 |You go to street carefully
  ^# d; C) F1 k  Y; g你出街小心D。 7 _9 `" f4 t0 h* k3 `0 S
Do the world ; }) y' {# m0 X" d6 K9 l8 M4 ?! ~/ B
做世界 。
8 p  p6 G4 g0 `2 yBig tea rice
! C! @( y, U( F* q  n/ f大茶饭 。
% M2 i; y% @2 f- ^American chinese not enough. 4 ^6 i$ b# ?& h, q
美中不足。
0 c2 b6 s# f( E: D( d. C9 aKing eight egg. / @# T9 L* q* F9 N5 d
王八蛋
% B) z7 R+ e9 L/ _& EHigh hand.
2 O/ X0 r( p3 a; ?高手
3 w3 h8 P. Y5 L3 W2 ^  f0 ]
5 }+ k% @$ |7 D* ^; X1 v! kOld dot.
& t" Q5 \4 Z1 r# l1 O3 ~( \老点   L9 U: z2 W3 ?$ x" p& G. ]- W# g
One old water
# k, J% h0 Z$ m1 y2 v( y  K. n一旧水
9 M- p- X. ]7 [4 sI know your mouse. 6 ?  F7 y5 w. h7 g
我识你老鼠！
2 `: p; U1 l4 Q2 t# s$ e( B5 nMeasure water/Pound water. 8 i" |: i8 `4 w/ [7 U
磅水
5 X+ w, \) h8 u; hA dragon service. % ~. S5 |/ S2 Y0 a; V8 d+ K1 w
一条龙服务
7 S: |& w9 g& n% S6 F5 sPump water.
( }) N% a5 O8 D0 o* Y/ U2 F: m5 c****
) X+ x7 ~" Z3 B+ A6 CI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 1 p8 b, |* G: a" p- h0 `; V' t$ Q" o
我吹鸡打你班友。 : k7 k& }: ~- u: t$ r$ b- }& f- F
You jump building. % {3 i" d+ e' n5 N- R! J
你跳楼啦。
; l9 V5 a! E5 n& N8 \! |7 }# hYou come back home and eat banana 2 ^6 n% D5 h3 d! E. i" @/ g3 h
你返屋企食蕉啦 - E# \8 H9 W7 q0 T8 w
I give you a hair. - {: a/ e% S8 ]: \
我俾条毛你ar! 8 v1 p! P4 c0 Y, ~
! }2 z( f! b3 ?. h( Q
Collect skin
; O2 T9 b6 w, s" f收皮 5 N5 t) d9 ~( Z. a+ i
Collect father
8 Q, r, W2 H: g# k3 n5 F, z5 }4 @收爹 9 f+ D4 S+ N+ K# ^, Z5 M- V: K
You give me collect father. # M. z8 Q0 {1 V, ]
你同我收爹！
# n! k7 n7 d- A* V$ [7 gLaugh die me. 9 l4 [. l8 x% E, e
笑死我。 * q1 x! V$ I, y8 R
You give me stop.
. P" q9 @. h$ J5 x你同我企系度。
) G& {3 l, y, S: r. ]5 m' qEight woman
+ f6 Z% ]# R2 l! B& C0 ]1 K& o6 O八婆 6 T2 _6 ^* R5 D( s0 P, U0 @7 P/ s7 l
Eight woman,you are good! ' d% a; n  y. E1 [: p
八婆，你好o野! 0 h8 m6 Q( L# N/ J
What the spring do you do? 0 C1 m$ B0 l& Z. e8 ?" X7 Z/ T
你搞乜春啊?
( [% B! s1 [  A. ^8 r% d2 h$ UA dog of eating dung
+ }& {+ ?% n; N. X食屎狗 + Y# ^8 V+ r, ?/ l# {; [
A ghost of ass
7 A8 c4 p. O( h/ I. m! M屎忽鬼

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作者: vj11    時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM

Can't believe..

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作者: CK銘    時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM

有d真喺幾有創意.....% v& v8 N1 T; v2 G
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

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作者: albert_einstein    時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

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作者: 艾官    時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM

無言......

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作者: xingsing    時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM

好无言，但有好好笑

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作者: 偉華    時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM

真係好特色0既英語咯！

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作者: J.T.    時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM

本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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0 L' W. W" n& ktotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......( n( ?# X& u  F% ^# p( t2 ~9 X2 l
this is not hong kong style english.....
8 Q* H7 h9 {( v: y" C, Xthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
2 D! W/ \# ]  d+ @8 Z; V6 Ti've already ban this shit...
5 m- D  E/ F, `5 Sdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

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作者: kuru    時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

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作者: Hunter88    時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.

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作者: DOG9922    時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM

哈哈！

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