1 So many people die, never see you die. , N1 s, a, t& X! _
甘多人死，唔见你死。 * K' {% A( h. [3 h, K
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? $ q4 N- l1 D g6 M' ^4 [; g
你教我以后点出嚟行? 5 l4 d! W" d' N
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 7 ?9 _" w% A; q' j" L4 A* v
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 2 X. Y. _7 ^5 D
4 "I saw a pork chop" 3 l* V! Q" K) P/ J我见到件猪扒啊。 8 J( N- L6 U+ R
5 Are you road? * S! l+ k/ D) B: D2 r' ?你系咪路啊？ ! X3 c6 D( D$ W. H
6 What the water are you? / u- Z" G" _* G: O你系乜水啊？ 7 B% F. `1 g! G, c) S7 Do you big me? 4 i$ [/ j; C: k: Z9 y
你大我啊？ / u |( V% } V- z0 S8 Zebra chops people. 1 V1 a/ G h- [8 [8 Z: X7 ]6 z班马劈友。 0 B8 y) l! \9 f2 K) ?0 G* t: e
9 The king of the cutting girl. , g) N3 X4 V0 ]9 r1 Z
界女王。 , v- S- T& A+ Z: T) ^+ i4 j
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 0 J: ^0 A/ _% ]0 L' _4 A
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 6 L: P0 X# n# m11 Do you think me didn't arrive? j5 R$ e: K2 |4 E p0 F
你当我无到？ + M. T8 Q) O R$ k4 j
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. , f6 h" H/ `0 `% F- x你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 0 p9 J m8 P- O
13 Today I was very black son. $ n; m6 p ?6 x$ k' V5 h今日我好黑仔。 t+ A k f# u& p3 O9 W5 v# e/ x
14 I am wearing grass. % Q1 x& J9 W4 W/ J7 z
我着紧草。 2 Q0 M' c, S0 w! x
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ( y9 J9 K7 v. t6 G* g# S你未够班同我讲数！ + X. _+ a* y7 k7 f& ^0 ?" L
16 Two beat six. , r K- w0 a* D1 S8 s: L$ P( V二打六 9 D/ c6 ?* X. ?) ]+ M( G2 ]17 Two five son. # t' n8 ]6 p) k- e' R: B3 \
二五仔 . j7 w7 y) ~4 t
18 Piano piano green. * ^( a9 ]6 U/ `" K* F. I$ b
琴琴青 6 b2 ]7 X# n7 q) d5 q- P/ R
19 I give you some colour to see see. " |: E" Y" w; M4 n+ H l我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ) o/ c2 _9 ~8 P- e1 J20 Stupid stupid want to move . + W! U. P% j5 m& S* L& Q' ?" u0 c
蠢蠢欲動 。 - L1 e+ E1 u1 y21 People mountain people sea . : \9 J. P k( }8 d: U5 D s
人山人海 。 + h8 d* `& t7 s4 ]: }22 How senior are you? # ` Y+ R, e! X2 l+ i7 e
你算老幾? & X/ `9 Q- l6 V& x# m! g) N23 What the ghost are you talk? 0 C3 ?) R* p+ W3 c4 T8 u5 [+ V
你講乜鬼? $ ?6 d' V- m. `( K$ u9 F
24 I fear that you have teeth. 6 T* U% T0 A9 v# M* S8 h @
我驚你有牙！ 6 j' m$ K9 C. z7 `( g2 Q) g" w. \
25 Heart flower angry open. 8 l# g: X& u" i0 i4 A9 _* E B) S心花怒放。 * n7 b5 l+ b% [) s( b& ^1 q$ R
Fish skin , s: g! A$ I: _/ J6 ]+ {% K鱼皮 。 6 }. a& J9 l" J5 M- k, t T( O
Monster of blowing water. " i+ k. r T9 g+ a7 Y
吹水怪。 N# n1 p* a! M; ?5 `1 V
Face green green , m* f4 U+ W; E* v9 j3 T面青青。 - ]7 X, d+ r+ e& b- E& m9 H
You see road carefully $ a; i6 Y* A9 b# ^你小心睇路 ; T3 @8 _1 W; V$ G7 E
You go to street carefully . L K, ?; h, L. c, ]. j
你出街小心D。 6 @! C/ W4 t z% xDo the world ! M9 X- g; o/ a( U0 C
做世界 。 3 A* |' [( _. h3 t, R3 G
Big tea rice 4 d% s/ t; P7 |: g) t' f9 y5 W大茶饭 。 3 H* c8 m" ^: L0 E% Y
American chinese not enough. 6 b* k* l U6 M2 Q/ v4 T
美中不足。 8 a0 h0 \3 o; X kKing eight egg. U6 R$ W/ d3 V# w1 J& P王八蛋 ' Z7 H" ]# P; {6 AHigh hand. 8 b- C. U% f- H3 B高手 / i0 f9 r( |: R1 o
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Old dot. ]6 e9 Q# v$ c. e. K s3 f N
老点 1 ]- c7 c9 J6 ~# K( P" K2 OOne old water 6 K y" s8 \) p( R" r6 }' B9 S9 p一旧水 1 `/ [: z) s* ~* @# m
I know your mouse. ; }1 I8 V! D6 G: ?
我识你老鼠！ * w5 y5 d) ~$ b; VMeasure water/Pound water. : K6 _/ s$ ^ P
磅水 , g2 [% f* F9 A5 G X' q
A dragon service. 7 |, l2 i* V4 ~3 Y. v1 D一条龙服务 " a; V* J1 Z3 v1 q
Pump water. * q$ Z) k- S6 ^- l0 A0 ?**** ! S% w! B v+ `0 F
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & X. V& {" a1 n/ J* {0 V) V
我吹鸡打你班友。 6 P" ^- s: h% Y% \" aYou jump building. 3 |; W l; J, e$ [你跳楼啦。 . _9 A2 H! x& o
You come back home and eat banana 2 d* z; u \2 a# E$ I7 ^5 ^7 w你返屋企食蕉啦 & M2 y. c. m7 ]4 ~" ~$ }
I give you a hair. 7 c. k* N" n, d6 Y我俾条毛你ar! 5 Z5 n: t, s1 z- D/ z( Q 4 p+ G7 m6 i# f9 |# r. f4 ^" kCollect skin * @" |, Y' F# Q/ [$ S; j5 _1 E) V收皮 & h- s3 C6 F( r8 uCollect father . P0 |. [1 K$ L收爹 4 u8 s6 W- V& M
You give me collect father. 4 [4 J! u: l$ I A( M% S3 w
你同我收爹！ ( z) h4 ~) @( PLaugh die me. . ^- f5 Q: C: L9 K( r
笑死我。 3 m) H* p K: C: b1 LYou give me stop. $ y6 P% S, o& F0 u你同我企系度。 + b% N+ N* m8 h$ _
Eight woman 2 |* [. {5 Y& t0 r5 O2 \( V7 P
八婆 ) s8 [8 s1 D" `+ OEight woman,you are good! ; m3 f; m l" r" p k' H
八婆，你好o野! 5 k. y* U0 O8 n: D8 N X- Y# k
What the spring do you do? 3 n& ~! h! n% N2 ^7 W/ J你搞乜春啊? 7 [* O( y5 S6 ~: H, hA dog of eating dung + u k( w0 |* X食屎狗 ! v6 E; `/ Y# D2 G; ^! d( H/ TA ghost of ass - I+ h1 u. r m屎忽鬼作者: vj11 時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM
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* {5 O+ U2 l, ]6 L: g% x5 {: @ totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this...... ! [/ e9 X1 {+ g& X* K3 |. V2 |this is not hong kong style english..... & R9 E; }) L& ~# c$ Y) u5 Xthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語..... : }& W. h+ S6 U& a8 p: D' I0 Oi've already ban this shit...9 K2 d5 P- A; {$ t4 p don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!作者: kuru 時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM
唔信香港人會明呢d英文作者: Hunter88 時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM
Just a joke. Don't believe it.作者: DOG9922 時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM
