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Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:" Y/ B( ]2 i! l" x4 X( d
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,8 c" ]. l4 Z+ j( c" T8 H
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!8 G8 L# L9 z1 j. t
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,

Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:$ c4 Z* p1 E" N0 ~5 Z
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友, U) T' V) r+ X+ M+ I( \$ B& C9 }. V
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!; \8 z6 I$ p4 x* A% `' g
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)" l$ E3 L% _4 M3 u9 t
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,$ M t# \2 U! y+ R/ U$ k' y0 V8 L
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:
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好慘的生活呢.................2 D6 _! |# a2 M/ Q
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........1 p4 w2 D2 E+ v+ U
好佩服!
但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:+ o; Y+ m1 e! D9 [; c
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!( \9 v+ m3 h+ }. Z1 s
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:* s- a6 N& o6 `5 A7 j& t7 [: a! |
我先啦....
我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:' `) d7 a9 ]) k) I. M
講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:
講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:: k, D3 p. V( C R
大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:
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我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:: x% k5 U0 C9 E/ C2 q0 C9 r, {
咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:0 A' a$ c% v5 P. }3 h5 g
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!. e) }- e+ {: T2 I) u# M- K" W6 b
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:7 k% Z& l% A2 p( n7 m q) a4 Z
邊個夠我怪><" ...
0 f; }+ q; q+ fOriginally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:
沖涼我頂盡4日.......
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!4 I$ B4 d* p% w: K. I
滿虫蛀?!# [$ Q Q9 o5 L8 ?9 r
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半年冇出過街?!
番學呢??

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM: d T) b* g3 o
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:
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哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:1 q5 f7 _6 a. |* a" H% r
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28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:' k: X5 O4 ` @5 W
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:% e* P: B- e) n @
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:
一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~8 |) h4 \4 y- H
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:5 F& a. v A7 Z1 ]2 }
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM: z' _1 F5 ^7 Z8 K8 ]" A" K
72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:# j3 {7 A4 t, a: u' r
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~
72個鐘打左幾多圈?
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:0 T3 z) b2 f5 r0 V3 W, s& z
72個鐘.........- v! N9 O+ Q- G4 Q
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:
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我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:0 J1 t: L) R$ d& m F8 \: e
你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:
果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:" ?6 C0 D* _4 N; T8 t0 e
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為咩呢........................................

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:5 V* x: V# D3 H% Q/ c1 x9 C% a9 |
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我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:
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咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~
要小心d自己身體~~~
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:- t( \. _% O8 b2 {
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都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:( d* ^; O& C: e$ E; U
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:9 w* [1 i) m+ u7 ^/ j! b4 h. l
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:$ O& S" i1 Z6 m5 d2 v5 H
我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:
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嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:" h4 o' S1 k/ j- H
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:) o3 T- Q4 h3 P( k; p* V+ j4 m$ {2 M
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:
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發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!- b+ E+ ]8 r: L7 ^' V/ j* A1 e
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!4 F! F7 V/ P- Y2 Q
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????: w% F+ {, w7 F
Hahaha...
O3 g; v5 Y+ E# A' @Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel? H3 ?) b& f( M0 _% H/ h
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:* h' Y( e% u) k+ X8 {
哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
係咪好有feel?' B; H& x2 x$ K( F, M4 B2 V$ H: k
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!4 [: W8 g6 z+ h
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...9 J6 n8 `3 K7 Y9 l
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:% f1 d- e x# v/ q) k4 r! Q
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!1 I, e3 {: x1 i5 m7 m
冇"選"...好舒服tim....4 X. S; K8 z" ~+ p& u+ O
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...8 [& f9 |! |& H3 W) Q
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:0 k' b* `' S9 B" l
邊過夠我無聊7 o- x1 D. M5 A4 g1 q( H( n+ U" o
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:( F* o4 g$ ?5 d4 J A3 M0 r+ w
邊過夠我無聊2 \/ `. x( N8 x; s
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:. M. l% s1 k, m. u8 R0 \- b9 {& |7 G
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:1 R" x' P/ Q5 K$ f$ f5 F
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有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:$ s7 S" O$ V/ T+ V7 i/ I
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有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:( [6 v- v; ^+ e+ j9 x' x" ~
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我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:
哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:- R$ S4 U1 P! t: f/ `; i% I
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:
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係呀.., h! N$ b( i, C9 K. ` r# d" W
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......6 `1 u. q$ V5 ]: v: A2 T
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:" n) w3 _- T4 [ M F6 K" {
所以我想"介"左佢= ="

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:3 Y1 U) g; G9 b9 S
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等我抄o下crap B 先:& r. m& E' H: k6 \/ c- u: _
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ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:( D. f& q' b# [* y4 S: E
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of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:6 U- E' `) w% l# d
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇.." y& {& r4 U- I0 |- s
好似我呢排咁......唉5 Z# a. q3 z5 ~$ _- A0 e; `
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:$ i, A H) W9 P) s5 `- ~
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:
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OH MY GOD!
咁都得' n/ l2 T5 b# m* m4 u' D
張單無溶化嗎?!
真係好勁....
我自問無咁既能耐....../ e& ^1 F$ Z8 R! ^9 j( W
俾個叻你![]()

OOriginally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:: G, T* s" o4 n% L1 s8 e$ c
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒5 B) _& A" n i) ~7 B, z1 {' i
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:" M5 e" v9 h. Z7 q1 [: ~+ n
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:
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你咁都睇到?!
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我而...


Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:8 S) v, v' m/ o* D. q( q X
見到3條柱就知道了...haha...
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~/ I% [7 b( y& K) A {% M/ D
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....# {; w" {+ o3 u2 w- W- e, e
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...3 L- B) R. x. p7 i1 B, L' c
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)+ k0 p, `' P0 b
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仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)
會唔會係av線既問題......
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:
唔係4條咩=.="; g# P6 L2 C! B, s
你響澳洲邊度?' x; ?# L0 z4 z/ a7 X, e! V; h7 D
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我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....
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rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?, j- K+ {7 O U2 c8 m$ N! Q
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula12 M- T0 f6 y- P' n( ~: ?" [3 A: C
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會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~. R6 o8 n. s( L
Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~: b. A- n$ E! p# X
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~7 P A: r$ `3 G$ C( n9 P
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~
住得都好高下~
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