


Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:. z7 @8 o- t% }6 \# b! Z: o6 m0 U
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!0 U- `, k; T q1 U8 u$ ^4 C9 i
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!1 t& w% f7 I( w( F2 s) i
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,

Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:5 S, \* [$ @ C" B) e" ?1 W
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,: |0 l5 P4 |5 y, S" \
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,. ?* K1 _+ l4 c. N+ o
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色," v- i8 @" u9 c8 n! W) Q( U
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09: R( i9 u; f: s6 T' V
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好慘的生活呢.................! N; O a+ L- o; S9 P* g
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
好佩服!
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但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:* A! G0 b2 p1 ]7 r e, t% ~) g
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:. c+ `2 B# a, h: _0 x( u
我先啦....& m/ u; I& P0 ~( ]0 a" ]
我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:1 y7 N6 o0 D/ {4 g$ ?6 u: @) t4 K$ V- o
講真真係冇mood1 y4 J8 \+ k* P3 @, S: h* ]
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"


Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:
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講真真係冇mood, ^" I0 a. E8 _& ^" H% o
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:( W4 X$ A) o% o/ P5 ?4 ?2 U3 I% Y
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大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:
我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:3 H/ L% _- d, h3 m1 a( T( q \
咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:6 v& v8 ~; O& V& Y# e' D
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:6 \; [, L) @" |% z1 Q% l9 c4 i5 N( X
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沖涼我頂盡4日.......; H1 u# K$ [' o5 K& ]# j8 h! e& }
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!" o. @) I W% {$ N3 V" c
滿虫蛀?!, I% ^. t+ ^1 t' `
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半年冇出過街?!
番學呢??

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:
哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:+ N9 N+ T" M' J; q
28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:& r: |, A7 l* z4 j# o
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:
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一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:- Y& f4 K6 |% v. x
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:( o1 _1 `9 m% h% H1 y) C
72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:: o/ B( W8 q L
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~% K7 j) b+ ?' N1 n8 a+ [
72個鐘打左幾多圈?
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:
72個鐘.........( s% [6 ]( G. o. [9 }3 `
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:6 }9 G4 p2 U- K: U* f/ y: z W
我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:2 j6 E9 m2 s+ C3 [! h
你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:
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果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:
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為咩呢........................................

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:0 ]( P; M5 ]4 R/ @! _, Z/ c E
我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:" P* H8 H' S8 d# S/ F5 O$ B, _9 u
咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~- i7 l4 r- f+ z2 z* b6 w
要小心d自己身體~~~
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:7 v! z% n; J. k' ]- x& s$ k+ P
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都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:) }" i& Y9 l* }5 A5 l1 n
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:1 _" _. V S6 G4 @3 Q; D ^# j
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:# m8 @3 `/ U1 o
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:4 H7 t& G! t( H/ N# z4 s
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:2 m& ?" y6 v7 }! G$ L# C- z
嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:) O8 H( `" s7 ?5 W5 x* V
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:
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發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!8 `" a: O, g% \; ^' d' _
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????8 t6 W0 e( ]9 R! ~$ L: f7 i* E" q+ `
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:! A6 P8 U9 x# I8 d
邊過夠我勁!!!!, v$ A, f' n# \0 g6 u
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!) m: I2 G; O+ G) C% W# ]9 z. ^* g
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
; ^3 U5 k4 o' |$ ?Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel?8 z3 Q) L8 C( f9 ?* E9 H% |) e. }
有無屎眼'選'左?6 ^0 a9 D/ W4 B9 y) l" B
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:
哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:& [5 p" O7 [2 Z1 p: u3 K
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel?& K7 a& I* c0 o5 k
有無屎眼'選'左? A5 b u" J& i6 P
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:, o% b2 X0 c1 |& c- O- y% V1 O
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:2 o- c6 v" n) _9 Z& ^
邊過夠我無聊$ E9 x' d8 c8 _4 J% N3 Q3 U- e3 a
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:
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有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:
有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:3 U' i0 J# ?+ m* k
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:
我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~' ?) V3 c, s+ W& g9 M: k
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~+ n/ ]1 m& m- o* a
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:3 D/ h i0 d3 M W( G m3 [. C
哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:+ w+ ~% }$ P1 j/ S1 m$ {
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:
係呀..* |! f) u+ W( a% ?0 ^1 ]3 l
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......' q. b/ Z+ M8 i" ^1 k# @& B
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:
所以我想"介"左佢= ="

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:! o* j4 r& r9 }$ f' Y* n0 w! i
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等我抄o下crap B 先:
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ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:
of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:6 [- |# E3 H( K* H
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..* P6 I* n7 `, N% X
好似我呢排咁......唉, i( d/ V2 H) l* H8 V* ]
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:" s5 `' t! k, N _; j
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OH MY GOD!* B5 T! [( @4 ]- ]' ^
咁都得
張單無溶化嗎?!! c7 P: l" g4 G# D$ k
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真係好勁....
我自問無咁既能耐......% {' J w7 O- j6 H
俾個叻你![]()

OOriginally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:
邊個夠我飲得!!!1 W7 G/ M' x+ ?! {* i1 |
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒9 S! c' Q6 {6 R* C$ |* ]" Y2 g
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:: `5 ^, k1 N, B! m* V* Z& ]
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:- V) q u3 R8 z) N
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?9 f7 g# f* W+ Z$ i: {5 L# \. n8 F# b
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:
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好野喎!!
你咁都睇到?!
我而...

2 M7 T" H; \- { FOriginally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:
見到3條柱就知道了...haha...
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~" V9 O8 C) V6 i; S* [; e- [& ~
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...& R$ t0 {# Y% K6 f5 T2 D/ [
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)' H# u) y, H9 z5 Y. E1 e
仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)
會唔會係av線既問題......
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:
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唔係4條咩=.="
你響澳洲邊度?2 {5 K1 \. a8 U# D$ O
我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....
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我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1
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會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~0 ?6 F. D! n/ y
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~
Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:5 J# U* m! o4 O' P/ @4 C) p" p
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~0 \3 i9 Z N- k5 C+ i+ ]2 T
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~
住得都好高下~
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