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Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!- A+ T! k5 {& G1 B/ t
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,

Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭," a* {7 O- }0 N* S+ |/ ?8 l
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,1 m4 Y) u- `- ^1 q1 ^! |! x. m7 y
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:0 U0 c; ^, x9 T7 G; t4 C
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:+ L% C. g5 m# M
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好慘的生活呢................., M3 Q) c9 R* s
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........3 b# ^* f7 U" d( N- ^+ l9 K
好佩服!- Y# ^* T) C+ |8 G
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但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:( E- Y5 S* ~! L! f/ N9 ~' c1 R" p
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:( N/ K2 _# Z+ x N9 n
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我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:4 L! k. `+ f5 [6 N
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"


Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:& J7 B, l& X: ]1 w% x, I
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:
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大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:/ h! {' b) v7 n ` o' L
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我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:1 O& D9 t# p% x( Q- t+ R% B3 X
咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:. u2 w, n4 N E0 \- @( g- i
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:* i% j) G8 C7 a+ ^
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:. d! r# O* j7 P+ N
沖涼我頂盡4日.......
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!+ I$ B, r+ Z4 z$ e' A; V2 f7 H
滿虫蛀?!
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半年冇出過街?!. F. v) C4 A( V/ q. o5 U6 m9 t
番學呢??

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:! W% x B! P3 @; H
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:
哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:
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28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:
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一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:
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72個鐘.........) S; n& E ]9 O6 P g
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~3 l: `* q3 i3 I0 V4 n t+ ~
72個鐘打左幾多圈?0 _! r. G; {6 K! u" F' f
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:6 S0 n6 @) t7 s& `
72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:
我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13: x# s) o& T. j/ E
你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:
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果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:& j3 {$ N& R, p8 Z& e3 v& G$ ~
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為咩呢........................................

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:' f }9 ?4 {0 J+ @( @" _$ v1 O- l8 Q
我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:
咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~5 x8 K+ m" U2 O' @: r- c
要小心d自己身體~~~, o! P+ f. |% v
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:
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都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:( L, [6 K: p# {; E1 V" C" P' z R
都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:7 d0 u. t* \: }0 q* `3 g( u3 ?& N
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:2 W2 M" U6 y6 \2 g- m* r7 T* t
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:. d9 D! ~) x" w) G! o6 Y
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:& o# B& b# q9 R* i' I& q
嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:2 [% q4 J2 J3 u
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:
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發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!! G" H; c: c$ [$ D6 B6 i+ I
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM: T9 ~2 v6 j! v( u# p+ [- E! F7 J
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:: W( Y& J. m% M% V
哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:5 e7 ` u. X, x7 a
我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:. Q7 k, M: ^ k& J/ f% M. q0 m
Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!4 u7 {7 u3 Z, |# n- n$ w
冇"選"...好舒服tim....& m$ _2 s# ]5 m0 O1 H( }
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....+ C& _7 }$ z9 s0 z9 M7 f* }3 r
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:" e" r, V5 B+ K* h; @8 H! O
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:) [& T" @9 ^- r( f
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:
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有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:$ m4 B1 f5 `2 m6 z0 U6 Q( I7 W
有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:
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我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:) o. Y$ I3 O# c+ Q, l6 m
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哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:
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係呀../ \: n# _( R" H
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......7 a+ @' b& _6 c+ Q' d
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:/ @% T5 l7 {$ e
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所以我想"介"左佢= ="

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:1 X' L) x f9 W: n
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等我抄o下crap B 先:8 n v5 P* F, e4 S) Y( F
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ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:
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of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..8 k% }. v% {; F% ~( G u1 e
好似我呢排咁......唉6 u. x, X! W5 S: m7 d8 N" l
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:) I9 t1 x) g, T
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:; b, j3 d% [& V/ V* B, C0 |
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OH MY GOD!
咁都得
張單無溶化嗎?!4 I6 ]7 Z6 h8 I# k/ S$ V
真係好勁....% Z- H9 Q) ?% ]; |2 R" U+ O) J
我自問無咁既能耐......
俾個叻你![]()

OOriginally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:, X! s5 V5 y% H" n) y1 l
邊個夠我飲得!!!) Z6 H5 D3 z7 ?% U
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:, _8 y8 u$ c8 \ P9 n/ W
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:6 J9 j8 V+ r7 q: W
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:
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好野喎!!
你咁都睇到?!
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我而...

5 g7 `( t8 c( qOriginally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:
見到3條柱就知道了...haha...
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)
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仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)
會唔會係av線既問題......
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:
唔係4條咩=.=" l* F+ S, ~; d6 ?! `" A
你響澳洲邊度?# q1 ]8 H0 ]! `- V( E( q6 W
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我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....
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rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?/ ^5 F1 E6 W5 J5 L# m7 s
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1, [- f c9 \4 \' M) e
會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?1 ]/ ?4 r v7 }& X
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~8 z" a! d+ U+ y V ~* ?
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~* q8 c; I e9 D3 V* b) n- Y1 W7 e
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Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~1 N3 d' G7 Y* E/ T9 ~
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~
住得都好高下~
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