Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!1 ~2 \; _# |. _9 ]: D
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)" I/ B$ \/ U3 z/ F
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)' i D9 ?* r9 W+ L
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭, _5 g4 a1 L1 h+ A! j4 u
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!2 p4 }8 e& B; N" P/ `+ A: y
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領: d# a7 K" U, b# q2 K8 G3 E% V
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:. ?) w) W/ V) t, g$ h' `1 a$ p* s
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好慘的生活呢.................* Z# q. B+ y2 m: s& U& \: D
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
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但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:7 _8 I* L6 z7 e) k
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:
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我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:, N+ f* c+ A7 Z; P: L g+ X
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:
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大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:
我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:
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咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:8 H# [: t/ W) y; s4 t- [8 f) w4 A
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:+ y/ y7 B% c+ ?2 @+ {
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沖涼我頂盡4日.......
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!3 K8 h1 \0 H7 w' m5 {, `) v
滿虫蛀?! Q/ c- D1 M8 |; ]% Y
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半年冇出過街?!
番學呢??
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:* j o5 b8 K. ?. m- }8 K$ p
哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:" r4 c' o. W# F" B
28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:0 G4 W; z3 V6 w* p6 E; J) J5 A4 }
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:4 W, n0 }6 }. K7 B; i
一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:
72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~; Y9 P6 B* ?8 K6 |
72個鐘打左幾多圈?
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:
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72個鐘........." K- F2 a$ ?. ]
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:
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我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:- i8 J; T4 B5 a' y
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你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:
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果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:" F, f. f B- ?
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為咩呢........................................
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:' o. y6 L- E |; g6 v
我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:
咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~3 b4 A1 _( S+ x) k
要小心d自己身體~~~
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:
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都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:/ _" _6 S2 m V) E) Z5 Q" T
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:+ ]1 [& w1 \* Z4 u( M3 M
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:
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嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:: S2 O! ?: X$ J
發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:0 W4 \$ D0 F' k% p
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!7 L9 f& \! z& X" \: s6 x! \/ e
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????' G1 Z7 S: O! Q% y7 O. a
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:# U, d* v, W2 \0 L* U1 I
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....( h+ n: u: R5 ^& e; p
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係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:0 N `! ^. s# L( g- s
哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:& G' O d5 ]" t" ~7 t
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....( ]$ t# D: ^0 f! z
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係咪好有feel?* t7 X. i/ r1 H% v
有無屎眼'選'左?6 e/ A+ i# D5 {$ p" S( p2 _
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!5 O# V# J1 b9 P
冇"選"...好舒服tim....4 B# W' H- q% B0 l2 [
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:6 V8 O8 N: D* M5 Y) P0 n
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!, h8 h' }: _/ i3 ^5 Y
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口.../ ^ c3 f6 i) E" t
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊( B$ {' ?+ z) C0 U. [ k
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:8 d; p' U) j7 L2 B: d; l. K$ V
邊過夠我無聊$ ]! |, J( V* N& M7 d8 b1 w
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:' J' \& x) r7 \0 i3 o( D2 U3 Z
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:3 U4 Z+ Y) s5 _% ~
有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:
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有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:2 B% | S& |" N7 P+ Z* a/ E+ Y& H$ K
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我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~% N4 o; D- i+ ~0 a/ b1 r9 A
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:
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哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:" n7 p# b" ]4 e5 n
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:6 P) m5 T; l& q1 \3 w+ O# @
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係呀..
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......# i7 O' P# b* b* p
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:$ Q1 }/ Y# p$ T9 j* K* B" Y- Q
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所以我想"介"左佢= ="
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:2 G' v5 E" {: u1 a9 N5 N3 [
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等我抄o下crap B 先:2 L% |- n& O! S1 \
ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:8 F- T% X6 _' x8 U
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of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..
好似我呢排咁......唉- J, J% q$ N" l" x
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:) P2 z2 i R0 P4 n1 r7 F
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:
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OH MY GOD!
咁都得7 l& |0 L! `2 D+ J
張單無溶化嗎?!+ y$ ]) @; o5 U
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真係好勁....9 [% I" c+ h/ c# d. m3 y
我自問無咁既能耐......) n ~# W$ w9 G* m7 F( t9 d
俾個叻你![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:" l; M8 Z; W" p! U# Y
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:! `: I1 N j2 ?, S5 E' s9 Y0 @; K9 Y
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好野喎!!, }. B& ^+ S) {: G) _
你咁都睇到?!
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我而...
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:! E3 ?/ r5 i) [' h4 L' J3 A* X
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見到3條柱就知道了...haha..." H. w& c. n" W2 O
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~! L$ S8 R' Q# K) X
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)
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仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)
會唔會係av線既問題......& s4 w: d! p. O4 F1 Q& Z
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:
唔係4條咩=.=" [7 K2 `5 ?: W( w* o, T
你響澳洲邊度?5 x) h2 ^$ B% O1 Q1 I6 A5 P
我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....
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rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1
會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~
Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~4 G! p$ f4 B; i" S+ f- G0 H
住得都好高下~
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