


Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:3 H* c& E' M0 `; ]7 m1 V
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!7 t) D4 I9 f& b$ Y
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)1 z! I0 A Y2 R/ Z
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,

Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:/ X9 X# i e' ~1 X2 p" t$ Y
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,9 t' x) e" s9 [( Y- `: w
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)- s: c# i! O% @( z% g
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!+ U r0 M0 T6 }9 o) L0 J
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領! J& K; k3 s3 @$ I: A& G
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:
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好慘的生活呢.................
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
好佩服!
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但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:, S; w7 r, l. t# i8 E3 A8 _- U+ o$ R
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:8 N1 [; Z" {, R# N0 S. A& q3 t
我先啦....8 @. D* C* c H3 C: R x/ A h) _ V
我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:6 [! O7 r) @& \, Y! y- W/ o
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"


Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:
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講真真係冇mood/ h# s9 p. P. h+ J7 ]9 U. q
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:# u/ I) Q3 I: O$ [4 u
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大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:
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我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:9 u4 t+ |( b8 K/ _! {
咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!6 n( {( q/ ~) j7 K1 s2 }3 K
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:+ O$ `8 N- D6 }* o2 e, h0 ~9 t
沖涼我頂盡4日.......7 x( O6 o9 D2 y
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!
滿虫蛀?!
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半年冇出過街?!9 @) {) K+ j4 l% ]; J {
番學呢??

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:# m' v1 O4 H, M; ~
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:; C1 n3 {' G# w, `7 d0 Y# r
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哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:
28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:6 w2 N7 b2 X0 I
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:
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一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~' H8 v' V, H; K' |& r
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~, S, ^ l" I; F8 _; g
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:* B/ r1 F* K; a: M
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72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~2 ~% S& |% V+ T" Q! A% y( V
72個鐘打左幾多圈?6 F g; n# ?! s
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:
72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM: N I' Y: _. O& q9 ^3 Q& P6 ^0 }
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我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:
你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:
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果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:
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為咩呢........................................

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:
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我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:9 P! D6 S9 {/ S6 Y, y( _
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咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~/ N3 `- d3 V6 d x4 @/ |+ s1 f
要小心d自己身體~~~" `/ [/ G9 B8 E& F9 l
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:; O, c) X; z6 ^% x
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都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:, v- o; J0 ~$ R- s/ h( x8 t
都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:, k- Q0 k/ N" @
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:- u) V2 W# z8 t! H8 l" {
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嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:
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發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:0 @ a N& r8 k/ A. M
邊過夠我勁!!!!% l; l' D3 S& Z% x% i" [
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!; B5 W# P6 W6 k, v
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????7 I ?/ b9 x* U3 N( z# U8 f4 i
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:7 F1 A+ ^) F' r" K. l5 p
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!/ Q7 y7 z4 M! ?5 H/ c5 b/ b% X
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????# I% `$ M+ @ S- _: Z8 H" i
Hahaha...
/ D/ d& i! f# d* `1 ~Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:# U9 b* i( Y% ~8 ]# ~
我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel?& B% `: r- c4 c6 d
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:& |4 Y. \; T3 S% o1 x4 z; L
哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:% g5 E3 V" h& o E' p
我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....3 {9 p6 {* A1 P+ w) @
係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:( i4 W& o! w& m+ ?7 c& {7 Y+ [* ~
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim...., T, ~ f/ |# p" M# p! k! ]; I% C
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....2 K2 ^) Y! q) [
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...# w" T/ M7 B1 z. x; M |
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:8 I% j ^6 K, u5 Z; M
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:6 @9 [' w4 R; i) _. k2 Q! l0 h' T
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:
有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:
有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:; C0 z! x$ P6 T3 t
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:5 g# P1 J5 A# p6 Q1 x* }
我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~( B( I) f1 d8 O0 R. U
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:
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哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:5 T# l: R6 _$ E+ `+ s# G
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係呀..
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:
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所以我想"介"左佢= ="

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:
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等我抄o下crap B 先:
ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:
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of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..
好似我呢排咁......唉1 h% R8 k; B7 C5 z3 X
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:
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OH MY GOD!
咁都得( B+ q+ ?: F# m9 E8 J
張單無溶化嗎?!; w6 w( t7 _5 N5 B5 u4 W, T% U) u
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真係好勁....6 o l- }( L+ v6 U6 l
我自問無咁既能耐......
俾個叻你![]()

OOriginally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:: p! u7 d3 m+ D% i! C/ N0 C& @
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好野喎!!9 H* o- C4 K6 k5 U m/ M
你咁都睇到?!# B) h1 _' u/ H7 i' a' }/ e( ^
我而...


Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:
見到3條柱就知道了...haha...
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~" t1 V6 D9 I3 i0 Q8 b
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...' F% a( Z& o% q
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)
仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)
會唔會係av線既問題......
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:: a. c- T/ z6 m& G
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唔係4條咩=.="
你響澳洲邊度?/ {2 |( x# H1 W* y3 I3 M7 ~- C& T
我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....
rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula10 N* ?, A2 J4 b- b/ ]0 i
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會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?6 B1 p% d# x' F& A+ v
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~- b& ?3 Z0 O* z: I
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~
Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~2 d- @3 l$ o6 V S
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~6 }# K- F2 K- C
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~
住得都好高下~
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