Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ' k5 W/ ^7 B! P% k8 X
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 6 l6 E+ M+ d% r; ?7 b% W, I+ A , j& e- X4 O, R( s& h- S! O6 K+ F 1 G4 N+ B4 U+ y0 r% Q# F# Z- j6 d
Look how many calories you can burn: ; N# X! c! `8 N1 `" F: w/ G, i
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 3 e7 d: a3 _4 Q3 p' l& J: c4 b+ X" s0 W
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 [, g! N2 ?1 z) J# p) O+ BWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 " G. a- }4 I& f
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 8 S; m# B! i6 w9 R1 b
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 3 d! ?# q1 x. Z7 kWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 6 Z. c# T! h0 x8 |! [: ^! ?# MWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 & i; g/ z K a1 p6 H- H9 L + V4 A, D# J% s/ z/ ?1 i ( f! F: e* u, X5 ?; I; A) W% m$ B9 ^6 k. N% h/ b6 x" z
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 + c8 }5 P7 g8 y! e \8 B% {& B; EWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 1 ~5 ?# f0 X/ S( k! e$ SWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 % X; C3 B" @0 \8 W
6 V2 @0 ]4 D) N) ^' _! @. q 4 f; c# @% i" p. Q+ p0 B ' c$ v7 b% ]7 T1 m. t& X' D8 z* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 $ ^) R5 R: G( [0 t0 aTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 6 I( H$ @ @! S* b( C7 ^Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 5 p+ @$ N, ~0 @+ mWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 x) _3 I' n- N( @. M4 A8 f9 t3 m
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; ?% ?: `: Y7 F5 M* B. j* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 + {- q: X! i+ ?# [Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ( e! u/ O- t9 ^0 B3 U" A4 ~Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 # ?7 Z+ \' j$ H: E* L1 v+ K, H% r6 r$ A( E" c- i* [! @- Z9 S
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 9 P" i3 M U9 A5 f+ n$ v69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 2 q$ V- C: ^( O, w69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ; z( G8 H. k" f5 z6 I) p) `7 p( nTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 . \; H: Y5 x# _* @: zItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 5 I$ _; J2 V5 j, E0 O: l( O, J$ C
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 0 T* I' h6 \8 e `5 v% U) GReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 8 m" z3 M$ U! X5 R+ ^* U- m8 [Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 a O) P W: p9 u * h- X* N1 x: D " A6 \ C7 r/ I! A/ o! K& J! g4 s! H4 i& @; A8 a5 Y
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 % H K1 a) D! T2 F/ E
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 8 s3 I' y$ @4 @' E& xJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 8 Q) p, H" |% Z. ?: J2 x2 \
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ! n: K3 H; j# k& F7 w, P' x
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 / J9 d) l( C- p- J* L. R' }Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 " G( Z# W t. h! P8 T. G
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " M# ^* B$ S3 o9 R
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + W7 j/ ~: h# e+ [1 Y
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 6 P1 z7 A# K, U
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ! u* W4 ]; v5 G4 P" _
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 7 a+ ^" ]7 B( \
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 4 W% u: Q$ A9 Q' A" T
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 - R* g: ?* C+ d: H; nWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
