Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 l% _" U- `0 `9 W6 |性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 0 P6 U& V( }4 y7 U1 E" t5 _
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Look how many calories you can burn: / N$ T( O4 O7 V0 \) @3 s你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ( V; `! C3 x; |2 ? h1 F
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 5 w2 ]: x. q! ]. _* M UWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 % u, Z: D$ o! I, c3 I+ O% X. N( \, `/ g8 [/ c
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 ?6 X6 M! i W' b" O. CWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 @- I4 `9 ^' D+ [% Y+ K
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; U4 y1 h, z* u; |. I+ D
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 # _1 j/ C j+ P! a
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 , V$ u3 I$ r+ [: }# C' n: TWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , f6 \8 g+ x3 {; zWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 1 |" {: y6 P4 n8 @' h' k. Q, G & ?9 j& R6 n. w6 _+ |) V# N% { 9 \2 P/ Y+ Z- I# A: Z- V( J# V - v# \' `2 z J; V6 r+ g* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 * ^5 }: d( N" }* l4 `
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 y3 x/ A# }2 h F7 Q* aTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 9 \6 R' f. K: \, Q2 dWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 & e8 v0 {9 g2 k7 `9 _& t: u- J
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 7 r+ L" S4 m# N# r+ G5 dJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 A' P1 R- y0 E4 x 7 |# K2 d5 q. }* {9 W& q3 A1 ]3 j $ _, p; H D G8 e
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 , z1 F& p3 L5 d( k/ Y
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 + ]4 |" I4 M+ t0 t$ ]1 X1 q
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 & y- o& l: H, R; `0 Q! Q6 iTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 * E6 _7 w6 c; B0 ]% B; R. QItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ) S, m, C% a+ O2 T- [( p" M0 x: d
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ' w/ j( D$ i3 j$ w& d) @
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * X' `% c0 C, B+ j 1 E' B2 P* d) `/ ]" \, f 5 w" Y! N! k- z5 A; |( k
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( b7 q9 }0 b1 b
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 2 s" D' ] Q- r: yExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 9 a5 u! D! |4 L+ B/ F4 v. b , d& l, _6 H8 ^ B8 k* R r( |" }* S6 ]1 h( O
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 0 q* S7 [' m* a/ efrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 8 T/ g. O: I$ k# W
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + g0 o4 K8 I2 p; i; J Nfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & y8 _0 @' |' n }4 G
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 . e$ A9 E% U4 y5 z7 qover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 6 T$ ]1 m1 y+ I6 G/ r9 i1 R. ^6 F: i: E
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 + q3 q: W, m! ]* Y6 o; H4 h5 F8 o, CQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 k5 a) {7 V( T r* ^Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 2 e3 I8 C2 I9 F5 ?- ?8 gWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
