Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 8 A2 i& y; N/ a x7 _; n
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 7 D+ O1 R# ]( U9 d) w: e
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Look how many calories you can burn: % c4 N5 t/ E; ?8 E! h, w, t你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ! g% |( p$ u! c6 g8 H" a. E2 T- W# l$ y( K' e1 s; O
1 X$ A2 O' w! S; \0 Q- x3 |2 C . @; y X4 z* ~# l4 M( P* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 4 }7 a0 z0 t- e" Q( \ m6 EWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 y3 ^/ k- I5 y5 z; G, i
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ! w* w4 ~2 W1 q# U0 l2 ^& h" D" B8 R! t
* S. V3 S% S# N7 l. Y5 z' J& x 9 ~ j$ w. J$ d t* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 0 q+ l# q m8 e6 F) GWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 / j7 e9 i2 _" s! ]With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 7 {" _$ j' }$ y1 L
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , F3 q* d* a" V: `* F5 P) ~With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 " e6 W0 x$ R; \( H 0 L2 H, I4 M( o 5 D' C6 k o' e; v
# B9 z$ n1 q; d' D* f7 l) w0 j* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 9 o8 Q4 _% Q L5 I9 p' J
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 % `& |3 `& _' Q4 \
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / d, v0 H$ N9 `4 U4 L
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 # m4 G9 U+ P- F4 O8 V* Q! gTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 1 N6 ?' s$ F: q: }$ KTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ) `' G0 e! _; G$ I$ `Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 , D6 A# ~& L, Y# C& X 2 _! i8 K0 g0 k: y# W 6 n" b, ~/ _* B' l! O9 P7 h$ A' y, s7 H/ D" {4 G( r
* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 1 }& S& H* f& P& z0 fHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 : Y8 ]& J6 b( S: i. M4 bJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 * _$ K1 N4 f" @7 h& B
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 ! f" L: C7 C: o, |, F7 l( h1 Sdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 + A4 j g7 m4 y5 U$ G ~. a( F: O69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 5 V6 m# t5 j' D) p4 z0 F
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 }( G$ {4 ?" z! |2 r4 ETrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 6 Z) a, P2 Z. }
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 7 _: ~1 R' {3 g# a, [3 c
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! n F+ n U) ?0 a" A " X! R. \5 g$ |4 S* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ) U7 ^0 N" ~+ ~% Z) q
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 , Q- t6 ~) W* ?4 k9 E# B3 P. U, T
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 " Q8 G; b* {1 O 2 M% M4 Y& ^( w" n; S7 H - L6 {) q: q) z* }
1 u+ O, o6 @ M3 V" c+ \4 t# n- d* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 $ r% B4 X- t. F3 x4 p9 yStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 7 H4 g( B' V7 h) lJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 : M7 J5 e$ ?1 o) \' @5 a7 F, @
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 6 Q7 O- z- V, v0 T$ V# T5 ~8 `7 D' k
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 " M' h' [0 e) g' x- m ZBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 q9 A6 y" G4 k6 s" \$ H
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 . L! I! {8 X2 f5 ]from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 T, m, z" O' X- j5 Z$ u" K9 kfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 5 G5 S2 ]2 {3 o E: v% q$ Sfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 } b- t3 F1 Z4 b$ f; i; \, pover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ) _7 }9 { g4 v& b' S6 k& {8 V3 d4 k9 D
( v' G# {# B; m b . `& o7 V- Y( b& ~, q, F6 g) y* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 6 n% W( U/ m# ~. G1 r/ lQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 F' }% Z4 c l$ bBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 - j3 e Z) U/ q4 O8 [, ?5 D/ g6 B
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
