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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 Y7 \# |' Y8 f+ D7 {: I

# a4 c6 Q/ @1 j  M# m4 I, a習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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) a' m8 d- n+ D- g, K' V苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ! v* g) d: D! ^& ^1 D* E

$ ^" r6 f  a$ d0 s; K* S3 _性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ! N% v& v% h7 z+ V2 A3 }  }

" V5 M/ m3 G* @: P5 Q# t, v教之道:The way of learning it 4 Q. |+ N# P! z- h" i
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 R  P: V) g8 d/ @8 D
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, - L; ]3 \0 m$ Z( m  _. [
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine " j3 J9 R# c1 R

8 L9 K( F0 a& b9 n4 S教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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' u& ]# s& K, U/ F養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 o* j; a! M% \! Q' j: b
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 j( L/ z( _5 ]子不學 :You may refuse to study this , Y7 _1 ^6 D& m" \
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake % C5 [2 g' j  l# S" e+ P' I

8 L% o+ Z6 B- |9 I4 i幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - C3 k: H$ q  o& _7 X0 X! i
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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! D/ Z# i: w$ a4 m7 m玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + G$ P, [- ^/ ~) r1 w* h1 T% i

8 I6 E! v8 w3 y( _9 O# L* c不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2 h8 ]$ h% _( @! i) i  U
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, # C/ p$ w+ n* P( ~) l
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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posted before
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