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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. , h* N7 K4 s9 J
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性本善:Sex is good.
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& N6 I. _! [: y/ E性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 6 g6 a4 n/ T0 u2 L/ r

8 r& u. R& N7 _習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ( U8 z: O0 t+ \6 J

) p' k  |+ _  B, I/ U% L, b, T苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ) W% i' W% A7 I; [# U% q, g
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. / k$ L" M7 Q' N

% A3 W; k$ Q0 w; W教之道:The way of learning it 0 z/ Q3 Z( K4 y4 B

- _" L1 u& u* ~7 t) A7 W0 z貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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8 `' o9 ?7 @+ F* v! B昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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% h7 r* G' b- {0 W" a- n擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * k9 T1 G. r/ F/ w
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子不學:If you don't study hard, , @' f  z: s+ f# W
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous / h0 f8 ]( L' w$ F% Z1 M
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 u1 w- V: W, x# k: R

% h4 m; q6 a9 F- y  f% ]# K" q教五子 :All his five son took it $ i1 D& f9 f+ D" M7 Z

$ I) W; M3 [$ P5 e& z; }名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. & M. S# S6 t( @/ c! m# i- K. @

4 s4 J) F. w" f; V: ?養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,   R2 R" @0 @" K( t% `) o
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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3 M/ ^# A% [; P& p" W' ?, d教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, $ r* {% K* `1 D, M; }1 j
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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, y1 r  U  b' D& a- W4 T子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( b+ Q5 B- g0 [* [
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ) k1 C; h0 ^; a: L% H- b

5 G  P2 V4 B. J% L) K玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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; O' b# E/ c* C+ p不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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" W0 K! U* T6 q8 _* v* `人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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posted before
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