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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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8 x4 d6 L0 y- w7 L/ g4 F1 I* Z性本善:Sex is good. % r! P) w% {, }! ~1 ]3 T
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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, `! A' g- [+ N- S性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 6 C5 l) L2 M& B" n3 L& S

' t1 S2 K+ o2 R貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 m& f4 M1 W: v0 ?

9 K% u) j8 K+ _昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 ]  v& }5 B5 Z# c. b6 F
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, & J5 h6 i) t3 {/ e/ R, }% f

2 G0 b1 |  p8 n/ {- g6 E0 H7 e& T; T+ z斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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3 h; B4 \2 z* |" F5 i( E5 F5 i* h  j竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 6 t% q' M' G- F1 d- h4 p7 f5 Q

" \% k+ q( j" d1 x! W7 e有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine % I. s0 [* t! G  n8 J
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教五子 :All his five son took it ) j' K9 C3 ~2 ]. d. W& _
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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& N3 K2 U4 b  U( W, {父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 V$ [  s" L1 d
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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4 ?: @3 N/ V: n( q- Z師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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1 N# i8 h  v+ A! P子不學 :You may refuse to study this ( P/ I- h: i- H7 v3 ?$ ?2 e2 f% m
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , C" d5 I3 G. E9 b5 X  \2 m
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, + ?( `+ K& _4 p$ }
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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7 W& X  P* F9 X( ~3 @5 g玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, - T, X) p% r% d' D
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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posted before
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