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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. ! x, n* G: e  P8 n6 }
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性本善:Sex is good.
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+ h! W7 x0 s9 v: z- a/ {性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ) P2 m- d9 q1 |. `/ ^: T1 ]2 A, W
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # K4 s  S) K4 P+ z( w
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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! n1 s5 z" f" n( @7 U; q性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it   A1 X! t' b4 k/ `9 D# h. j
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 n: R  F  [% a3 g昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : [9 P/ Z/ B& d5 G) A

: ]8 |, G6 Q- B4 o( ?2 A擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 k: _, H) ]+ ~9 [0 g子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 6 J: ?, x! n4 K# z7 X  B
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous % Z: O, @9 T' c" |9 r
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ! N; e2 r$ l* o1 d: j
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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4 {# B  b3 w" J+ w( _4 ]養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 0 T. W: O; J' ^: L' m
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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: c$ N) x+ E6 k: M" O8 R) O師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 9 b" a# w! Q' v& [. X6 W

6 e( y: T  [  q& X' _+ p非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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0 Q% _* C. e$ F  J% {( T; z幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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' _3 F" Q% {/ v8 L! |( Q( ]老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 8 V# ?  T2 S8 J% V: F
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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3 o$ U9 p# ^. Y; q人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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7 x# O1 m9 Q/ W; z. L0 v, A* |6 C5 e不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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- [, y9 W) E! z- @( f4 mposted before
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