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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. * G' H7 e: ]) E; L+ c% w/ K2 E

7 |) R) m; ]' ~: Y; S) |性本善:Sex is good.
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, D& N3 u6 b4 Z  F9 I6 `* i性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 9 t$ p# J2 y; ]' F

% d& ~1 }3 W: K- Y5 P7 A習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. $ K0 m/ {/ W6 |  m: u( C
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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5 x" B  `5 u% K* c教之道:The way of learning it / ?. h1 u* @3 p

- ]) K" k7 K6 j: d貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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" A7 h, B% [$ I4 g# _' F  I昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : c+ W1 }8 |6 {9 Z: p/ ?2 j9 ?
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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1 }! i" u* ~+ t1 m4 O3 c$ ]斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' k& g+ ?" j( ~+ ^  ]
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 3 I1 ?7 f$ r. T# E% S7 z0 o* w4 n

( s8 X8 S4 P8 s/ a; g8 m3 }3 a" A有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : O# z6 L0 o4 _9 k4 G2 u

; a& R- r' O2 Y4 X/ _# Y8 \教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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* r% }7 `4 w; L5 N父之過 :It is all your fault.
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  I! Z$ U# ?/ o' u教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, . _8 r0 N) c. t+ U
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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* m& E: [' k6 e! }非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ) p6 }! r* b& p! k" l- H
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 5 {. p8 y  e) V* C3 o

! ]9 D; R5 N- B3 ]) X不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 t! Z; z4 o; e- w) J7 H. j
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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7 i0 q! R; x2 {8 }3 p- a& [5 A不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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