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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. & [( m$ T: X, E7 p6 T2 s
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性本善:Sex is good. $ A2 e/ R  a  h

6 y. `9 R, R6 e性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 7 @9 ^! ^6 i! E

! r, M6 d8 W; k+ ?! x苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ) P/ S4 k: V0 k% r/ ^, M

  K+ R6 p8 v! ]- j  i: M. I5 b性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' r$ o  B+ Y, U- B9 D* R8 z/ `2 `

# X( T5 i0 l1 P3 g/ F* {7 `教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 m( X" [$ `  D! J( Y1 t) Q
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 `' F1 g( |  A
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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" i- H( Z* Q- T" ]0 V3 ~6 G子不學:If you don't study hard,
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, q: t' m2 B5 Y+ n; f  ^斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 9 G* H! o  k5 F

* I. }& T+ O9 L% X3 G8 C有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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7 x  c' x' F. {5 K& Z教五子 :All his five son took it
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" u4 V7 }4 I% h# ?4 w. F* P名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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  ~0 K& T' R1 D6 @父之過 :It is all your fault. : M+ \# B# O" I  k4 o$ o
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, & }, m: L3 I  k- @4 l+ K

9 ?4 m* x$ p1 i. ]0 o; C師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * r' n$ N; J) n- d) b
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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$ J# H9 c/ H5 A1 |- z非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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5 l* ]/ G: \8 ]$ O" h* X幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; l! J2 z; K' z

: _* y6 d4 h: z' w% V8 d老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " @1 L, B" ]$ |
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ! M+ }  y! T# b- Z8 q

" s" W4 A, P" h* M6 g; M- m* e不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 0 f- P! _' k, C0 j. I- `

- [2 U. h1 X# v( h$ [/ \' c0 ?人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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