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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. ; K! h$ G8 z$ R) A% |4 y5 H
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : u8 r9 e7 B$ o, f! m8 @

: `% w7 B: Q4 k, u8 M, d& @習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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  `4 U& A! _0 h. I. N苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 8 \6 n1 }/ d  A* Y6 l
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. % b9 q, a3 @9 I# q

- @, s% u8 M& ^! g0 l$ h6 ^! Z教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 5 R: y1 h( Q) v' P9 V0 h" j' ~
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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) G- \  D) ^. r' e- [斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 Z) y/ J) P' ~$ |- r/ T
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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: w( l( e) l6 ~教五子 :All his five son took it
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0 Y% d2 l- X% R% Q名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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; P9 O- D8 B4 D. w養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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5 s: n' q2 e  c. x父之過 :It is all your fault. 2 H5 p6 T' I2 x  Y( _

/ o3 W0 q- [: H5 x, Y% m0 a" ]* P教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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  w$ m: g/ ]5 c1 C7 M師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 1 W6 @( |, S& s9 R
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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% N0 c* e* _6 d- e/ M& q1 r5 g幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 3 c4 ~5 [& Q8 o" f3 Y5 t

# y) [" i0 J1 m' c玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 x2 `7 Z- M4 C
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 9 h* j. M- b3 A
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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posted before' r: b3 t9 [; d5 P: k7 Q& @
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