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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. 0 C6 i3 Q8 U2 z$ P) w
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性本善:Sex is good.
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3 t$ ~4 o, n- E% z% Q* E) O性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % A! J& o. o, |0 A$ B! L
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. % }6 R1 J' g) x. p/ V

' w/ W3 U4 u% r4 ]$ `! j+ @苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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7 \" H/ E  s. m: o! v! d. t( O性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it * V5 r* Y8 G" ?0 A% Y! H2 M0 {

( o) A: c+ M) a, I, O貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 U; w8 Z/ _- X9 \& c2 e1 d
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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7 a/ ?: ~1 A/ d6 v5 T5 C擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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0 K: h3 B4 \5 u% f$ l4 d子不學:If you don't study hard,
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( [" X! Y3 Y4 c6 W6 ]+ X( ]8 q7 H斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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1 ?  i0 ^2 `! m) D: C3 ^- c( X竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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; V9 J0 n& L1 E, k有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( q9 E3 p$ [4 [8 ]5 P) p
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : D) S+ L: Y& u7 N* }( L
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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- a" T  `. Y% d& B* v" }教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % q) h& l0 L+ ^6 {
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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% h' v  V6 F; y非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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( K2 f5 N3 e( G7 \幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 7 L1 x  w6 ?& |2 r( N9 d0 V
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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/ T; {( M1 @% ]5 y& p  D不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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