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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:15 PM 標題: 問大家一個問題~

我而家係幼稚園到教d多如智能果d班~大家都知d bb仔實好活躍啦~
大家有咩大話建議,可以嚇到d小朋友令佢地乖d(我連報警呢招都出埋=.=)

作者: kakeidevil 時間: 2005-11-23 07:29 PM

除褲打屁股...

作者: derek23 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

講x你老母

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

為人師表不是易事,這不是職業,而是為社會服務.你還是轉行吧

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:33 PM

Originally posted by derek23 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:6 h: C* b" S0 N2 K5 m0 P5 b0 P
講x你老母

實制d唔該

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:35 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:2 r% \" [, |' J; X8 U, u
為人師表不是易事,這不是職業,而是為社會服務.你還是轉行吧

唔好睇到我咁高尚,我視為職業的~
其實佢地有時幾得意,不過活潑過龍~$ g- Y! H5 J( W l* @
所以想睇下大家細過時比過咩大話嚇到過

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:36 PM

Originally posted by kakeidevil at 2005-11-23 07:29 PM:
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我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:43 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:36 PM:
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我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

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體罪俾佢家長知你就大碌

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:46 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:43 PM:1 n, u$ T! m& L5 w8 o

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所以齋可以嚇(嚇下ok啩~)

作者: austin666 時間: 2005-11-23 07:54 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:46 PM:8 S" a' N) |) u
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所以齋可以嚇(嚇下ok啩~)

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投訴左先算

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:57 PM

Originally posted by austin666 at 2005-11-23 07:54 PM:
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而家 d阿媽小小野都投訴(雖然我未比人投過)~; v9 H5 C; W, k
有個細路仔,如果佢係我生的就星左佢2巴啦~不過一驚投訴,二費事幫人教仔咋

作者: dennis3814 時間: 2005-11-23 08:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:33 PM:6 b% V1 o% z# z; R$ n1 M6 S5 R6 Y
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實制d唔該

我覺得呢個好喎！

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

Originally posted by dennis3814 at 2005-11-23 08:39 PM:
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比人炒都似

(我都唔係好啦~我都會講~但係幼稚園就要忍)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

同d細路講唔聽話以後無得食"麥當奴"~

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(小朋友為食嘛......

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:45 PM: g! B" [/ x# q
同d細路講唔聽話以後無得食"麥當奴"~! b% E1 }$ M) }$ Z
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(小朋友為食嘛...... )

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我又諗到,話佢唔學豺狼會捉佢走^^) ]/ E! |1 a# u
(d小朋友真係~)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:53 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:49:
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我又諗到,話佢唔學豺狼會捉佢走^^5 f- i7 ~8 P9 n! V g: J
(d小朋友真係~)

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佢哋點會驚豺狼？？？香港都無........

(獎勵計劃啦，至乖嗰3個有得食"開心樂園餐".........

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:59 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:53 PM:
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(獎勵計劃啦，至乖嗰3個有得食"開心樂園餐"......... )

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我唔可以帶佢地出去架~
同埋錯比野佢地食,驚佢地唔舒服(始終人地個仔,我肯幫人生,都冇人幫我手啦)( q( }6 s8 G$ {4 B; }0 z: f% U

豺狼我細過幼稚園時唔午睡會咁嚇我,我真係驚架)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:59:
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5 F$ L/ R. P1 K+ m# f$ W我唔可以帶佢地出去架~& D1 d& j# J' q
同埋錯比野...

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買mcdonald coupon，比佢嘅家長叫帶佢去食咪得咯~

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豺狼我就唔驚，我驚我呀媽多d..........佢惡過豺狼~~~>.<"
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[ Last edited by BOYDWAN on 2005-11-23 at 09:04 PM ]

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:03 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:02 PM:5 @1 l% @8 V( S7 J) p

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我地見唔到家長架~有時會有賓賓~
但我人工得$100@小時咋

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:09 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:03:& B" m1 N( m- G1 d" e( x# D
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我地見唔到家長架~有時會有賓賓~
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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~

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每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:14 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:
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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~
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咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:16 PM

警告,黑面,唔出聲

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:19 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:14:2 P( S0 O, j( J. k
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咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

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利誘嘛.........

好過威迫~~~) N E# H9 X6 |* L/ R) w
教曉佢哋循規蹈矩有好回報~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:23 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:16 PM:9 [& Q# b' x; ` U# Y, q% o
警告,黑面,唔出聲

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呢招...嚇到佢地,佢地以為我好嬲,採納!! f7 g# I1 f7 ?) s
煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:24 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:19 PM:- J; ?1 Y; ?7 l& @+ [) i

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利誘嘛......... 好過威迫~~~" [* |, C# ]- i# j1 o8 i: N5 f
教曉佢哋循規蹈矩有好回報~

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同埋印花係唔可以亂唔要的

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:27 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:24:; v2 }1 F8 c! V' }
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同埋印花係唔可以亂唔要的

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都得咖~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:34 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:27 PM:, q' n1 h8 F& v+ Q8 O$ F7 Z d1 c
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做埋生活課,應該收2倍錢

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:36 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 09:23 PM:
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呢招...嚇到佢地,佢地以為我好嬲,採納!) X; B/ i) q4 p/ A8 E) T
煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/kommzumir/snapshot20051119002900.jpg

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:41 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:34:
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做埋生活課,應該收2倍錢

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咁要睇你"功力"喇~~~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:36 PM:; M0 F, G5 w. J' [, [# m3 R
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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/kommzumir/snapshot20051119002900.jpg

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哈哈~偷圖

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:41 PM:
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咁要睇你"功力"喇~~~

我教運動~% G5 ^- S9 G& b
攻力唔錯^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:46 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:42:
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我教運動~3 w. w% [0 Z8 H8 o/ z
攻力唔錯^^

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就算你"攻力"唔錯，都要睇吓你老細"防守"如何.......

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:56 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:46 PM:& r6 r; b8 a7 }" ?! _" e4 m

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就算你"攻力"唔錯，都要睇吓你老細"防守"如何.......

車路士式~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:56:
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如果你老細係"皇馬"式防守就好............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:07 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:02 PM:3 @% M7 Q7 K$ s B
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豆腐防線^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:12 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:07:
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豆腐防線^^

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要睇埋卡斯拿斯 (校監) 嘅表現............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:17 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:12 PM:
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校長呀~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:28 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:17:" V8 c7 z$ ~: M
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校長呀~

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唔係校監科水咩？

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:35 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:28 PM:6 p8 Z' g: e2 v+ j5 T

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校長話佢開支票喎
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總結:校董一定啱

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:35:
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校長話佢開支票喎
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哈哈哈哈~

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咁你要努力去攻破校董防線喇~~~

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 10:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:( w! N- r: u. V# B/ L: [9 M0 |

; F/ D g- b+ x2 v2 u/ B釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~
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贊成BOYDWAN兄貼星星ge做法！+ ^9 Y8 Q+ Y% o5 W' q6 n: ]" _
我N年前都湊過下一班小朋友！6 P+ v* k0 U% f8 A
呢個方法絕對係work o既，% u- {1 M6 W' g2 ?2 h
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張圖表一定貼係個壁報板俾其他小朋友睇到5 K! _& \. K) M2 A6 @: T" h6 x
唔需要寫明原因！亦千祈唔好吝惜D星星貼紙！
以我當時GE做法！表現好就會貼佢一粒橙星星！
貼滿十粒橙星星就變一粒銀星星！三粒銀最就變金星星！
如果有小朋友拿到金星貼紙！
你可以係咁依買d小禮物送俾佢！" G( D0 Z! X" B: T1 C) i7 z5 [- f
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不過一定要做得好公平！獎罰一定要分明！) C* [. N6 i" N; c# \
因為呢個世界難免有d小朋友係特別可愛特別逗得你開心！
但係有d就越叫佢唔好佢就越要做！討厭至極* n+ O0 c. c* t7 W
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有d耐性就得

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:51 PM

Originally posted by wind69 at 2005-11-23 10:49 PM:
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我...

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我冇咁大能力~6 e2 ]. |- y1 V3 K+ `9 e0 d
因為我只係一個多如智能的導師,唔係幼稚園老師(我男來的)

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 11:00 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 10:51 PM:3 {+ j. }; M( y! P" K7 C

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因為我只係一個多如智能的導師,唔係幼稚園老師(我男來的)

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唔駛好大能力卦

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總知你係一個導師，帶ge係小朋友，就可以用呢個方法...

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 11:16 PM

Originally posted by wind69 at 2005-11-23 11:00 PM:
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