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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:15 PM 標題: 問大家一個問題~

我而家係幼稚園到教d多如智能果d班~大家都知d bb仔實好活躍啦~
大家有咩大話建議,可以嚇到d小朋友令佢地乖d(我連報警呢招都出埋=.=)

作者: kakeidevil 時間: 2005-11-23 07:29 PM

除褲打屁股...

作者: derek23 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

講x你老母

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

為人師表不是易事,這不是職業,而是為社會服務.你還是轉行吧

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:33 PM

Originally posted by derek23 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:' e, V/ Y \3 V* k9 o
講x你老母

實制d唔該

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:35 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:
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唔好睇到我咁高尚,我視為職業的~
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所以想睇下大家細過時比過咩大話嚇到過

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:36 PM

Originally posted by kakeidevil at 2005-11-23 07:29 PM:
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我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:43 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:36 PM:- C0 M! [- f6 P, C7 Z

: L4 J' d6 j2 g5 `* N$ m% T哈哈~有用喎~
( u$ k9 Z' I" N% j我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

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體罪俾佢家長知你就大碌

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:46 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:43 PM:
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所以齋可以嚇(嚇下ok啩~)

作者: austin666 時間: 2005-11-23 07:54 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:46 PM:0 e' }& s& h6 F" i3 y6 H8 `7 q
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所以齋可以嚇(嚇下ok啩~)

返屋企同佢亞爸亞媽講你就大鑊0 {' K! j! \; e9 |1 j

d家長不會理係咪真打
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投訴左先算

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:57 PM

Originally posted by austin666 at 2005-11-23 07:54 PM:
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3 \9 G8 B4 z. U9 q/ |d家長不會理係咪真打
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投訴左先算

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咁又係喎~
而家 d阿媽小小野都投訴(雖然我未比人投過)~
有個細路仔,如果佢係我生的就星左佢2巴啦~不過一驚投訴,二費事幫人教仔咋

作者: dennis3814 時間: 2005-11-23 08:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:33 PM:1 O5 q& J5 P" a( q: L
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實制d唔該

我覺得呢個好喎！

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

Originally posted by dennis3814 at 2005-11-23 08:39 PM:
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幼稚園~
比人炒都似

(我都唔係好啦~我都會講~但係幼稚園就要忍)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

同d細路講唔聽話以後無得食"麥當奴"~

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(小朋友為食嘛......

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:45 PM:4 ?6 s* j/ \ U& u f
同d細路講唔聽話以後無得食"麥當奴"~
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我又諗到,話佢唔學豺狼會捉佢走^^
(d小朋友真係~)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:53 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:49:
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(d小朋友真係~)

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佢哋點會驚豺狼？？？香港都無........

(獎勵計劃啦，至乖嗰3個有得食"開心樂園餐".........

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:59 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:53 PM:
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我唔可以帶佢地出去架~
同埋錯比野佢地食,驚佢地唔舒服(始終人地個仔,我肯幫人生,都冇人幫我手啦)

豺狼我細過幼稚園時唔午睡會咁嚇我,我真係驚架)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:59:
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我唔可以帶佢地出去架~! i z0 h3 C% Q( p& _
同埋錯比野...

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買mcdonald coupon，比佢嘅家長叫帶佢去食咪得咯~

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豺狼我就唔驚，我驚我呀媽多d..........佢惡過豺狼~~~>.<"

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:03 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:02 PM:" d1 v. U7 I" p( Z

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買mcdonald coupon，比佢嘅家長叫帶佢去食咪得咯~

我地見唔到家長架~有時會有賓賓~. p4 e2 F3 F+ c U- o
但我人工得$100@小時咋

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:09 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:03:- i1 N+ x, v4 `1 d) x

: w8 K8 S; g- m3 E: e/ M" A我地見唔到家長架~有時會有賓賓~
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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~

每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:14 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:
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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~
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咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:16 PM

警告,黑面,唔出聲

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:19 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:14:
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咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

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利誘嘛.........

好過威迫~~~) Q5 S/ I; }) L' ~! \# k
教曉佢哋循規蹈矩有好回報~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:23 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:16 PM:. K* U* J R/ ~
警告,黑面,唔出聲

呢招...嚇到佢地,佢地以為我好嬲,採納!
煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:24 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:19 PM:
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. G6 D: d5 g a利誘嘛......... 好過威迫~~~
5 x+ O1 F# c2 B' e6 _" A教曉佢哋循規蹈矩有好回報~

同埋印花係唔可以亂唔要的

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:27 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:24:4 g* X' [" ^4 d

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都得咖~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:34 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:27 PM:1 V' j; E$ S! z* l' f+ f7 n

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做埋生活課,應該收2倍錢

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:36 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 09:23 PM:
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呢招...嚇到佢地,佢地以為我好嬲,採納!# e/ s, ?5 J- D9 v4 y4 s
煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/kommzumir/snapshot20051119002900.jpg

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:41 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:34:
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咁要睇你"功力"喇~~~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:36 PM:$ o& `0 q! K9 Z7 B' D

( i; B2 m0 }4 ` z2 [http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/kommzumir/snapshot20051119002900.jpg

哈哈~偷圖

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:41 PM:
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我教運動~4 ?, H1 P' ~+ X# s8 v
攻力唔錯^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:46 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:42:/ m2 [& e2 u9 p: x, e
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我教運動~
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就算你"攻力"唔錯，都要睇吓你老細"防守"如何.......

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:56 PM

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車路士式~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:56:
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如果你老細係"皇馬"式防守就好............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:07 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:02 PM:
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豆腐防線^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:12 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:07:% A$ N v5 \* B. K
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豆腐防線^^

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要睇埋卡斯拿斯 (校監) 嘅表現............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:17 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:12 PM:
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要睇埋卡斯拿斯 (校監) 嘅表現............

校長呀~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:28 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:17:9 L) |# X, l4 s9 Z( I1 H2 H; P

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唔係校監科水咩？

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:35 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:28 PM:, O8 V) n) k/ L' o- J# E+ c

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唔係校監科水咩？

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校長話佢開支票喎
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總結:校董一定啱

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:35:( Y8 D$ w2 O/ p' i M& Q7 c
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校長話佢開支票喎
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總結:校董一定啱

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哈哈哈哈~

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咁你要努力去攻破校董防線喇~~~

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 10:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:* L8 M3 K; j* A

7 v' o# K0 M& v ?' W釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~# p0 x- H: S( E+ J! {" A$ a
每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

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贊成BOYDWAN兄貼星星ge做法！
我N年前都湊過下一班小朋友！
呢個方法絕對係work o既，4 P* X7 a& | p" _) v9 Y
但係做法有d唔同，
張圖表一定貼係個壁報板俾其他小朋友睇到3 `4 f. [' q, T1 H, [- U
唔需要寫明原因！亦千祈唔好吝惜D星星貼紙！
以我當時GE做法！表現好就會貼佢一粒橙星星！
貼滿十粒橙星星就變一粒銀星星！三粒銀最就變金星星！
如果有小朋友拿到金星貼紙！1 H* C- [" Q! D7 m5 X+ \3 Y5 Z% P
你可以係咁依買d小禮物送俾佢！& z/ `% Y* [$ P0 F
遇著頑皮小童表現好ge時候！9 L- M. I' c+ L# l c# X3 i
一定要大大力讚佢! L3 |& V, B' F) K
不過一定要做得好公平！獎罰一定要分明！
因為呢個世界難免有d小朋友係特別可愛特別逗得你開心！
但係有d就越叫佢唔好佢就越要做！討厭至極/ R2 m( s1 p, u* x! \, n; M
不過都係小朋友黎！所有小朋友都想人係讚ge
有d耐性就得

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:51 PM

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我...

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我冇咁大能力~
因為我只係一個多如智能的導師,唔係幼稚園老師(我男來的)

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 11:00 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 10:51 PM:
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唔駛好大能力卦

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總知你係一個導師，帶ge係小朋友，就可以用呢個方法...

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 11:16 PM

Originally posted by wind69 at 2005-11-23 11:00 PM:4 O0 T, t: A3 s- d3 c% D% z

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總知你係一個導師，帶ge係小朋友，就可以用呢個方法...

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都諗下,改良下~
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