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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:15 PM 標題: 問大家一個問題~

我而家係幼稚園到教d多如智能果d班~大家都知d bb仔實好活躍啦~
大家有咩大話建議,可以嚇到d小朋友令佢地乖d(我連報警呢招都出埋=.=)

作者: kakeidevil 時間: 2005-11-23 07:29 PM

除褲打屁股...

作者: derek23 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

講x你老母

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

為人師表不是易事,這不是職業,而是為社會服務.你還是轉行吧

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:33 PM

Originally posted by derek23 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:
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實制d唔該

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:35 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:( {% t# K# v) G" U& D P. w
為人師表不是易事,這不是職業,而是為社會服務.你還是轉行吧

唔好睇到我咁高尚,我視為職業的~: ?5 T) g8 h, A. |' F
其實佢地有時幾得意,不過活潑過龍~, P' d0 K2 t' V& e
所以想睇下大家細過時比過咩大話嚇到過

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:36 PM

Originally posted by kakeidevil at 2005-11-23 07:29 PM:- W+ o' ]9 V% ~) A R
除褲打屁股...

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哈哈~有用喎~5 a( R! n% Y% m2 l, Y/ N
我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:43 PM

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哈哈~有用喎~
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體罪俾佢家長知你就大碌

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:46 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:43 PM:6 w! f. B {! m0 R% U5 C$ g
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體罪俾佢家長知你就大碌

所以齋可以嚇(嚇下ok啩~)

作者: austin666 時間: 2005-11-23 07:54 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:46 PM:
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返屋企同佢亞爸亞媽講你就大鑊
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投訴左先算

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:57 PM

Originally posted by austin666 at 2005-11-23 07:54 PM:
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咁又係喎~
而家 d阿媽小小野都投訴(雖然我未比人投過)~. j# s1 y, M1 ]9 n5 K
有個細路仔,如果佢係我生的就星左佢2巴啦~不過一驚投訴,二費事幫人教仔咋

作者: dennis3814 時間: 2005-11-23 08:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:33 PM:
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我覺得呢個好喎！

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

Originally posted by dennis3814 at 2005-11-23 08:39 PM:
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比人炒都似

(我都唔係好啦~我都會講~但係幼稚園就要忍)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

同d細路講唔聽話以後無得食"麥當奴"~

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(小朋友為食嘛......

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:45 PM:0 q1 y! F( F I* g1 b
同d細路講唔聽話以後無得食"麥當奴"~
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我又諗到,話佢唔學豺狼會捉佢走^^
(d小朋友真係~)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:53 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:49:! g1 @: F# D, [& D6 H
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我又諗到,話佢唔學豺狼會捉佢走^^* y* \) `! h+ s- i
(d小朋友真係~)

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佢哋點會驚豺狼？？？香港都無........

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(獎勵計劃啦，至乖嗰3個有得食"開心樂園餐".........

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:59 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:53 PM:
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我唔可以帶佢地出去架~3 G! {: A" F$ W* k6 P
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豺狼我細過幼稚園時唔午睡會咁嚇我,我真係驚架)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:59:
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買mcdonald coupon，比佢嘅家長叫帶佢去食咪得咯~

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豺狼我就唔驚，我驚我呀媽多d..........佢惡過豺狼~~~>.<"

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:03 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:02 PM:
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! U8 r! O1 a n$ r買mcdonald coupon，比佢嘅家長叫帶佢去食咪得咯~

我地見唔到家長架~有時會有賓賓~
但我人工得$100@小時咋

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:09 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:03:
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我地見唔到家長架~有時會有賓賓~5 @- Q; u. b" e$ @
但我人工得$100@小時咋

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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~

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每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:14 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:
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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~2 W+ H+ [  t& o& B9 C' k
每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

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咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:16 PM

警告,黑面,唔出聲

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:19 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:14:5 b3 @4 ~; ?4 _4 V% }/ t

- ^ h7 Y! b3 t' C5 }咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

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利誘嘛.........

好過威迫~~~
教曉佢哋循規蹈矩有好回報~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:23 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:16 PM:4 d, c J- [" K" n8 \9 t
警告,黑面,唔出聲

呢招...嚇到佢地,佢地以為我好嬲,採納!& Q' q; O8 u1 Z" R9 R% D6 @
煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:24 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:19 PM:
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同埋印花係唔可以亂唔要的

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:27 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:24:- w) ?& G# X# v# K n! z; k* x/ W& L
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同埋印花係唔可以亂唔要的

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都得咖~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:34 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:27 PM:
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都得咖~

做埋生活課,應該收2倍錢

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:36 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 09:23 PM:
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呢招...嚇到佢地,佢地以為我好嬲,採納!' m4 L" k6 b6 y1 [
煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/kommzumir/snapshot20051119002900.jpg

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:41 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:34:
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做埋生活課,應該收2倍錢

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咁要睇你"功力"喇~~~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:36 PM:# c4 }; g5 [& ^' u- x# C, N' ?

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哈哈~偷圖

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:41 PM:
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我教運動~
攻力唔錯^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:46 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:42:, W2 X' s7 T- j! z7 ]6 J

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就算你"攻力"唔錯，都要睇吓你老細"防守"如何.......

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:56 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:46 PM:
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車路士式~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:56:$ `- E. o) `/ _. @5 ~' x/ T* H

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如果你老細係"皇馬"式防守就好............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:07 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:02 PM:
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如果你老細係"皇馬"式防守就好............

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豆腐防線^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:12 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:07:* l$ b5 R# o, [
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豆腐防線^^

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要睇埋卡斯拿斯 (校監) 嘅表現............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:17 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:12 PM:
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校長呀~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:28 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:17:9 v5 C4 v0 t7 A( d5 Q7 d
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校長呀~

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唔係校監科水咩？

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:35 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:28 PM:
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校長話佢開支票喎
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總結:校董一定啱

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:35:3 {; V: w3 M% c+ b
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校長話佢開支票喎
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總結:校董一定啱

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哈哈哈哈~

咁你要努力去攻破校董防線喇~~~

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 10:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:* T% B. F" v& `1 ]
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每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

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贊成BOYDWAN兄貼星星ge做法！0 B, G. T! w& Y5 X2 o6 t
我N年前都湊過下一班小朋友！
呢個方法絕對係work o既，
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張圖表一定貼係個壁報板俾其他小朋友睇到
唔需要寫明原因！亦千祈唔好吝惜D星星貼紙！
以我當時GE做法！表現好就會貼佢一粒橙星星！; ~3 ?0 D/ P0 G
貼滿十粒橙星星就變一粒銀星星！三粒銀最就變金星星！
如果有小朋友拿到金星貼紙！
你可以係咁依買d小禮物送俾佢！( o# h) c" t% ~5 E! [
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一定要大大力讚佢4 t. \( f) [! I G7 A
不過一定要做得好公平！獎罰一定要分明！
因為呢個世界難免有d小朋友係特別可愛特別逗得你開心！/ _: G$ ^& n) _0 W. f( v
但係有d就越叫佢唔好佢就越要做！討厭至極
不過都係小朋友黎！所有小朋友都想人係讚ge
有d耐性就得

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:51 PM

Originally posted by wind69 at 2005-11-23 10:49 PM:+ r8 }% F8 `9 Q' H M D+ ?

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我冇咁大能力~7 r: ? w7 N. v
因為我只係一個多如智能的導師,唔係幼稚園老師(我男來的)

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 11:00 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 10:51 PM:8 a5 T' b& T t L0 Z

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因為我只係一個多如智能的導師,唔係幼稚園老師(我男來的)

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唔駛好大能力卦

總知你係一個導師，帶ge係小朋友，就可以用呢個方法...

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 11:16 PM

Originally posted by wind69 at 2005-11-23 11:00 PM:1 L! a; r0 p5 ]) y7 |' b5 F

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唔駛好大能力卦
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