大家幾耐俾警察'逗'一次?[樂+月+]

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你地滿唔滿意佢地既態度?8 n9 V2 a* l6 x& H4 U
有無問佢點解逗你? /你估佢點解逗你?
, n! P4 A7 e% {2 H7 _最唔滿意係咩?" _2 k- J2 ~% j" p! d: }2 z$ x
有無同佢玩野?& N. @8 w0 {9 F6 |5 V: v* p
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送完女朋友番屋企..(黃昏)8 K( A* q1 ^7 V8 V" C
等巴士, 無啦啦兩隻龜走埋黎, 問我攞身分證5 y, b' s% ^* e, I* Y- R
咁我俾佢, 兩條友mimi momo,又要打電台...2 H1 ^+ o. |  K0 F7 b; ^9 ]# V8 y' z
好喇..車黎....- R2 c/ |3 s; T1 z
我話阿sir, 車喎.....快d得唔得? (望一望我, 唔應)9 q$ w5 f. D# \$ @. I, p/ s
咁架車當然係走左啦...9 e1 q$ a; q) z2 g; J2 A
佢地終於搞掂... Y2 {% N! D9 I8 F: [% \4 E9 u
我忍唔住問, 點解搵我呢? 係咪關個頭事..( M6 [) a& S" [4 v# M5 o0 c  d5 }
佢答, 係咪對頭先既情序唔滿意...
3 j4 ?7 A, ?; M我話唔關事, 佢又講.. 你唔滿意可以去投訢: u# f7 G% i. {) A% U! w
我問佢.. 即係你無原因咁查我?- C7 E8 Z* Z4 y
佢話.. 而家咁既時間(6點..最多7..), 你咁樣企響呢度(巴士站), 可能你係missing person呢(d英文好到爆..)8 q8 e- `& \! F1 a5 X- V0 s9 M7 a

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# f& f0 D$ Q- k0 _. n我想知...
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$ K3 c% x! r0 [, R; I2 k  v同埋俾唔俾阻住人等車?
/ t( U0 |+ q+ S4 R) {香港既PC有無腦?

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我女朋友個細佬仲大獲....
- i& p: I$ e' Q' D一個禮拜俾人逗3次.... z( {. A& y( ]. z6 g; c) @. ^
原因係.....'你一個後生仔, 咁早響中環行黎行去' # w7 C" Y" `$ g) y3 A$ ~4 \7 m

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Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-10 05:35 AM:+ u7 e6 T: F! b+ O0 i

* y. Z3 i# k! \0 _9 A呢次你响邊區?因為我响油尖區都久唔久 ...

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) ?' L# U! W0 R. X你又講得好有道理,
  Q1 t9 D, X5 y. N; A其實我唔係想投訢d咩,; m( X, a- k* {) p7 q9 I% r- I, R
我都覺得有殺錯無放過好d,
8 s  q) {+ X6 U0 K但都唔好搞等車既人...好玩野feel...
# n  E. [" N2 c7 c2 n! Q佢又唔係話態度唔好, 只係九唔答八.... 蠢蠢地咁....
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8 _. v! s5 r2 B* ~我地都係響中環中招..... W# e  r. }) Z6 Z8 ^( p! C
可能要錫住d有錢佬啦........

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係喎...
2 p/ ]: J& b/ UTORO仔做咩唔去上面報到?

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Originally posted by pakho at 2005-4-10 05:42 AM:
- A" D5 S; a' ^& g: ?3 c( F我有次試過同班friend去打golf........緊住咪過黎查我 身份証,哥爾夫球棍囉.......# q6 o# K$ A% ^, f
個時係好夜........去練習場玩........., E6 f$ Y7 a# l3 d
點解逗??( m% i9 }9 D) Y
我諗佢要交差掛~~~~

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佢可能好遠見到你'咩'住咁大袋野, 以為食大茶飯...6 Q2 o1 ~; s6 M# K/ c

8 d2 M& x; j4 `- R0 K( |" e: Vbtw, Pakho 你咁夜仲響度?5 d: q) h* ~. Z4 G( P0 W4 Z  k
今晚阿仙奴好早踢完喇喎

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Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-10 06:04 AM:! q; x/ }4 _- ^( N/ x

4 G. c: l* C! ]' R5 Q" j2 R# E2 O今日唔想打字，不過你個題幾特別，咪覆囉

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多謝你俾面呀!!
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wahahhaaa/ T' Y$ U3 z- s! w& _- s
保重

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Originally posted by pakho at 2005-4-10 06:18 AM:* [2 N/ F) E2 T' }8 T' }" Y

- x; |9 d# C% \% A6 t: v9 {3 Y, y1 M唉~~~阿記~~~吹多陣水訓.........- z4 e+ ~1 Y7 l, y( p/ R3 S0 c, U
祖記和,A米和,車仔又和,曼聯,利記,馬賽,索察輸~~~今晚都唔知咩事...........
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6 h! [+ p% y# ~2 ]3 E$ k咪係..大把人又唔見幾舊

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Originally posted by HansChan at 2005-4-10 11:59 AM:
) j7 k# u! v. r! A$ Y: z# i早六七年我經常俾差佬查, 大多都係態度 ...

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你講得好啱!!!. [. t3 J3 i9 C4 x0 T
你要人警民合作, 首先要自己擺出個想同人合作既態度....; v  K# z+ r9 f) @
唔通同人傾生意要拍枱拍'鄧'?!
% E$ A+ ]/ I) A  t$ ]好差人唔少, 但行'必'呢班真係好多都好垃圾......

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Originally posted by ken9ging at 2005-4-10 01:23 PM:) F9 {5 s. [1 t& `
低b!!   有一次我等緊電梯落街。。 ...

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Originally posted by inico at 2005-4-10 01:35 PM:
# o  y0 j! }. o- r) T* I/ c記得上年,o係條街到講電話,咁講完之後 ...

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Originally posted by d228216 at 2005-4-10 01:45 PM:
6 L; r. y  j: V) W+ v冇, 有一次中環置地有人打刧, 成村人排隊 手身......我想要破處了.....突然有個老雜走過來叫我: 打刧呀,,,快D走.....

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. l7 ~- X: ?6 c! G6 Y. L三位大佬..
7 C) U2 x- _4 T- L6 [0 _你地既case完全顯示出個制度幾有問題.........好似真係如pakho兄講..只係為交差...- X! ^7 y* I* R; i1 n
雖然好無稽,但係...............真係好鬼好笑