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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:' }6 V! }0 T- a. F4 Z1 c7 v2 T' r
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3 m. s, Y% f: |, z9 yYou must be loaded with $.
* e: v: w3 N9 _2 Y- D4 b& aBut the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor!   W9 V- g. F; m( e3 |0 d8 O+ y

3 @( y  @; E* `* nMy method at public toilets:
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  G4 q! m& u' ^7 G$ tIf my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on  and head to a place for tissue ASAP.3 r& G; @: W$ d  u9 C9 k2 e
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In the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster. ! o! d1 {. A+ {! W% |4 L( p) f

# R9 `! N* }0 h) V0 p8 i+ h$ FOne word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands....