Gretzky

Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:, f* `# O, t" }$ _
用銀紙!!!

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# u7 W  s, `7 ^6 v, v+ G8 M$ wYou must be loaded with $.
  K4 |6 E3 |$ V/ mBut the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor! 0 Q& k5 N1 t4 A$ ?& f/ U
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My method at public toilets:
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If my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on  and head to a place for tissue ASAP.0 d2 S$ |; U) d" Q, ?2 _: N
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In the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster. 0 T8 x$ b8 Y! z* i  v) W
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One word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands....