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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:% b- q8 T9 O$ V" g- t3 N6 k. Y% D
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You must be loaded with $.
7 h, k% a* E2 j2 SBut the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor! 1 ~+ g! T! T4 F- ~; {
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My method at public toilets:$ o8 a* g' A8 n) A  m

$ {; E$ L5 {' h7 KIf my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on  and head to a place for tissue ASAP.8 t9 s2 h; y4 c. T7 p+ h" K$ n

6 j' M- j; i9 \In the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster.
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/ ?- q. D# I& b. W/ a$ i, |5 FOne word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands....