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發表於 2005-5-13 11:49 PM
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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:
- T; k$ k d" o4 o& _用銀紙!!!
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You must be loaded with $.
* W! n6 c; r3 oBut the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor!  $ w& ~% i9 B |! M
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My method at public toilets:
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If my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on and head to a place for tissue ASAP.
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1 W% ?2 e& ]7 EIn the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster. : ?% q2 e8 V' N, l6 i1 x
! c8 ^( @# q) k3 j$ E9 u% W9 sOne word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands.... |
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