It is all written about kids on the subject of love and marriage

broomstubbs

ITS ALL WRITTEN BY KIDS !!



HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like

sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the

chips and dip coming.

- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to

marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who

you're stuck with.

- Kristen, age 10



WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1)  Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got  to be a fool to get married.

- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)



HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1)  You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling

at the same kids.

- Derrick, age 8



WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids.

- Lori, age  8



WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having  fun, and people should use them to get to know

each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually

gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-  Martin, age 10 (Who said boys don't have brains)



WHAT WOULD YOU DO  ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the

newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

-Craig, age 9



WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.

- Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it  better myself)

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't  want to mess

with that.

- Curt, age 7 (Good Point)

(3 ) The rule  goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should

marry them and have kids  with them. It's the right thing to do.

- Howard, age 8 (Who made that  rule?)



IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm

never going to have s@x with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed

out.

- Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)

(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need

someone to clean up after them.

- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)



HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET  MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't  there?

- Kelvin, age 8



And the #1 Favourite is........



HOW  WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a

truck.

- Ricky, age 10 (The boy already understands)

tly

hahah nice post bro

lywv5

i don't think boys of such age could speak such words of wisdom!

trista_cheong

No age is good to get married at. You got  to be a fool to get married.

- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)



isn't it great to be a fool ?