香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 1 N4 o3 d$ G6 r2 c3 I2 v
甘多人死，唔见你死。
+ R6 s- e( r% |6 U. T  s2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 7 s" b3 m# m+ @4 \6 E
你教我以后点出嚟行? 6 p7 m) u; \9 n5 }4 y8 ~; o1 `
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
2 k' X* N3 {# P- [如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
! f- @; m& C: P4 W! u4 T4 "I saw a pork chop"
0 O& I( i) `; c- n我见到件猪扒啊。 # f) y  }. @+ O6 t$ `/ y
5 Are you road?
% @1 f( j. [/ d+ e2 }* Q% m你系咪路啊？
7 ~' @1 [2 }8 v6 [6 What the water are you?
; P( ]5 X3 B, A2 V/ q0 E3 ^你系乜水啊？
* z4 C+ j7 I1 ?4 \7 Do you big me? $ X" g; M# B9 W) E9 a
你大我啊？ - ?% L. H8 d2 B: I2 ?' V
8 Zebra chops people. * q0 I3 p+ d% N: d8 i3 l" x
班马劈友。
' m( f; e* A+ K4 c+ E# y- N' @' I9 The king of the cutting girl. 1 U+ |3 H' C+ ]& P7 n9 F
界女王。
, S  R: e( f: ]9 k10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. + G7 x8 T+ r0 x& o! B; x# B$ \8 y
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 9 N3 e$ |3 L: h6 R& Y* C0 P
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? * h1 `' M  e0 a9 k7 z8 C& Y
你当我无到？ ! g* R' ^% ?! D& m7 Q4 w
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
6 {9 ~% t9 e- q- i( @  Y. ^你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ! H5 J. ^7 a- q/ i$ p
13 Today I was very black son. . C0 u7 Z1 m. {; _7 N
今日我好黑仔。
' f7 u) r$ y0 k  ^2 t; C+ Y; \14 I am wearing grass. 6 f8 k  m" _3 ]% X' x
我着紧草。 5 [3 ~- u/ H7 N% z
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 7 M1 U+ f9 ^% v( n- V8 B
你未够班同我讲数！
. }, H! f: [, a2 A1 ?% Y16 Two beat six.
" n# e# [* x' d3 w) j' a# X5 y二打六
, _. n; y. X& Y3 G17 Two five son.
1 j, Y6 {# F- ^( u; p二五仔 ! y, K  `& X# t( P: j% t9 X7 k" e1 k: d9 q
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 , m2 b8 z; S& x' j2 _  D9 _4 z8 J3 u  y
琴琴青 8 n) d. [0 D. R# M  P
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
% |, ^: e1 f' I  E' u* _# [我俾D顏色你睇睇！ + n3 ^" P4 f$ q# d+ r
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
3 C7 }; m4 ^, }* c6 p9 x3 t蠢蠢欲動 。
2 @( q! J1 {. D- e21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 $ R! G7 v* i! p# a: H3 i; F1 A
人山人海 。
' F. |' M' ^) M7 p& A* O  I22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
9 u0 O6 Q9 m% W/ a1 Y  z你算老幾? 3 e/ M* j# @% f0 d/ P: K
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 & X' r% \+ ~) Y7 R$ v
你講乜鬼?
7 ~1 u- c2 |. y8 [0 [% I24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
' P1 ^8 x  v; z3 P, t我驚你有牙！ 7 p: v& E4 x: p+ d5 ?
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
4 w5 h! t6 Q, c6 w* I% d, M心花怒放。   ! ?+ ^2 ?- G* [! q
Fish skin 4 e! v6 J3 L" k- w3 ~
鱼皮 。 5 C3 U+ \, W. s( c* E7 S
Monster of blowing water.
: g# e4 P; @, A9 o! N吹水怪。 ! W& e; r4 v% s8 j5 I- w" G8 g' M
Face green green 5 B. j  ~5 F( }! \6 a
面青青。 " J6 {  e' ~- f5 B
You see road carefully ) `: W) J" ]0 A$ o- p
你小心睇路
; O6 ], @3 f) S& }6 nYou go to street carefully % d. Y: ^9 t: {5 j9 R% O
你出街小心D。
6 x% I) H+ V$ J: zDo the world
5 B8 o/ \" a. a; ?5 J. \+ e5 \做世界 。 % j! Z' P& w" ]3 G" z
Big tea rice 2 O) p& n% m. m, x. P0 R' \1 H- Y! `
大茶饭 。 7 b0 I4 z  K8 m
American chinese not enough. 8 W2 g6 E1 i5 w! p0 U2 u! n8 W; e
美中不足。
8 ]4 x( f8 i' L  A$ I6 yKing eight egg.
6 Z+ [1 f: g! L0 y! c  d* |王八蛋
2 q$ v- s% p4 i; W2 n. O/ dHigh hand. ' j$ w, M6 B0 `" l  }
高手 0 W7 N5 A4 w$ o2 ]/ J

# Y/ s: h+ }# a; x2 hOld dot.
# e4 r/ n- ~1 l" X1 ?老点 - J/ r+ y6 t* [* g. N
One old water
1 [7 f' h# V$ c8 G, S一旧水
! n6 U, q" B3 CI know your mouse.
, H6 e* ?8 ~) i, t+ T, g我识你老鼠！
/ U% g0 [6 u$ C1 b( tMeasure water/Pound water.
3 P8 B3 e3 N+ r! A6 `磅水 * Q3 t5 c5 d9 I/ \
A dragon service. 4 D( w  h6 P4 l2 I
一条龙服务
( S* w4 V2 x" r. S; qPump water. % ]7 @7 J2 }+ ?+ e: ^! `
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
$ `+ X% W. S5 X" d$ c& N我吹鸡打你班友。 8 u; c0 l5 O) T7 b
You jump building. " ]' Q' t4 A, L- E
你跳楼啦。
* X/ v" o0 @& EYou come back home and eat banana $ q% B! {) E( \# T" O0 P6 z
你返屋企食蕉啦
3 L! B* v, U; f) O3 _I give you a hair.
( u* d" R1 z$ B& \我俾条毛你ar! . x, G3 H2 r, Z3 C5 X+ S% S
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Collect skin
  c4 R1 ?! z% P: |) h4 B收皮
8 Q0 \, v  T5 qCollect father $ `9 U8 p, H' O7 V% a  k; I1 e
收爹
: F) j" g! d3 v  V* iYou give me collect father.
3 |* j, E8 V/ \' X; X5 W你同我收爹！
$ @# Y# p! }# g! |/ h' |2 wLaugh die me.
# k$ O2 Y& }7 C5 l笑死我。 ) s) Z2 R- U3 w- v
You give me stop.
: l+ W' ^! o& m你同我企系度。
# W) B/ z7 ~. M4 R  SEight woman % \: k( ^% @4 E* e+ `! q( A
八婆
  h8 l" v# I, B1 F! ^% [Eight woman,you are good!
+ {( X3 w" k) F- v/ J* T: a& J" [八婆，你好o野! 5 @6 e  k0 i( g$ K; M% J
What the spring do you do? ! z* K4 e" h( f3 a) {
你搞乜春啊? 2 d# L& h9 W% X: A  S8 U8 J
A dog of eating dung
" y7 [2 d4 l3 F( ]' c, u, f食屎狗 8 r! q' C9 L1 e, o/ q1 l$ T- _# H
A ghost of ass
+ f7 v+ ~% D/ ]  i屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....! H) p$ S2 o( d# Z; B2 `
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......& J" c+ f& }* t8 y9 }; s  x7 `% {
this is not hong kong style english.....( v. j& k) u8 Y9 X+ p
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....8 C' U4 S5 b( ^0 n7 o
i've already ban this shit...! B0 n+ P! ~: A. x6 q5 X4 H
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.