香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 5 u) l$ X* ^8 K5 x& Q: i. ]
甘多人死，唔见你死。 - s7 ]8 T+ h/ [
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? $ L6 m0 _' h2 R2 k5 Y
你教我以后点出嚟行?
  ~" m5 D% o& k4 D$ z' D4 t! B. O3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. * ]0 M/ T3 R! W
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
4 c) S! |/ T( T  X/ L4 "I saw a pork chop" $ K* L9 u3 s3 a1 Q
我见到件猪扒啊。
2 E6 m- q) ]8 Q2 r+ g5 Are you road?
) a+ E# Q- T8 S! s$ e你系咪路啊？
. R# ]3 h+ U6 Y" y7 ~6 What the water are you? # d# b$ X, i( F! _
你系乜水啊？
- P; N7 f+ Q$ B$ r( w7 Do you big me? . x* B& d' L- g% \. o6 u' t
你大我啊？
& x$ B; G: K% N! V# [: ]7 t& ?4 f" ~8 Zebra chops people. 3 E7 e  N7 g3 i, O( g5 M
班马劈友。
( \& P$ d" F& [  W5 Q3 Y9 The king of the cutting girl. % H# {1 |0 L# H; J' K
界女王。
2 J+ B4 I. L: l# D/ j$ x7 @10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. " J8 U$ _0 O& j8 `
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ; |; ^; o  s5 }& Z( D
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 9 v7 s9 `6 W' h/ g2 z
你当我无到？
8 i  [' r" \* D9 B- j7 N/ E3 Q. l12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. * Q% r6 r; y0 @; }8 V
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
% |% L5 H4 ^0 ^8 N$ R% Z2 B$ ~13 Today I was very black son. 1 y3 k1 o1 r5 O5 F3 m
今日我好黑仔。 ; x7 r7 W6 {/ A: j* C+ A5 g6 N
14 I am wearing grass. 9 q) E" S: A/ U% r& c, `
我着紧草。
! M% {7 c8 u2 p# o( Q9 g15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
. a+ o3 L/ s+ k0 E你未够班同我讲数！ 2 r6 h+ G/ B) t& `* J
16 Two beat six. : C& U0 Y7 R1 A3 b) V) N
二打六 8 \; {# S6 B8 D1 U! A% y) D. Y
17 Two five son.
/ A% \0 |/ O8 j二五仔 5 l# j" ]" a+ E/ n' Q
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
+ X5 `! L4 q* b! ]' ^* q3 e1 Q琴琴青 3 _8 J/ ^3 }9 Z' l7 P3 H2 o, `
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 4 n! Y+ t& t& h
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ " e$ T, K3 b& ?4 r; J6 {. b
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 7 Z) ~* N$ j, X) p. k  |7 n
蠢蠢欲動 。
, ~5 Y3 L  \$ w$ x* X9 `21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 , [6 r. a% \: j1 B* n
人山人海 。   L) W3 c, t1 ~; C+ L) a. j
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 4 F8 N3 `9 w, M6 u+ @7 j
你算老幾?
- H7 p) j1 e9 `! v+ H23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ( B" p4 h0 [7 K) p
你講乜鬼? : [- ^. T5 V( B
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
# E+ M, g& r: Q: N; o9 M! I! ~' v我驚你有牙！
  X* p8 x" ^3 L25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 - V- f7 ?# ^$ C1 C
心花怒放。   & A' r. w0 q  P* [4 [. ]
Fish skin ( r. F* n8 v  C0 i% R9 _" }4 V
鱼皮 。 % k; w2 e' f7 i0 @' Z4 t
Monster of blowing water. 9 U" _3 Y: I% a& ^# G* C$ J. H! n
吹水怪。 - @1 Q- u3 ]! \! v7 U9 v
Face green green
! Z; m5 z  r1 _3 w6 o+ G$ j面青青。 . B7 d# j8 z$ S4 j  j2 V5 O5 z8 X% l
You see road carefully
1 D) `' z$ l6 t8 u你小心睇路
2 H$ F9 ~1 Y- |" TYou go to street carefully 8 t, ]; z- w$ e! Y. p- H
你出街小心D。 4 W& X/ I3 d1 u. Y, L" D& l5 c
Do the world
# }. t$ b) W; C4 U/ n( F做世界 。 * S6 B& q$ \7 @( S
Big tea rice
7 C3 ~! _' D$ }+ A大茶饭 。 $ D& ]7 x/ L; o) k. y/ h
American chinese not enough.
$ ?. x) K* \5 a; t0 P# d美中不足。 ' s: @- V- _. e( }
King eight egg.
1 V2 \7 T4 B* M' l- ]8 p& I) p王八蛋 " Q- j) a) J; I( C1 C/ H
High hand.
& V. e/ ^7 v1 N) _* h* R高手   ~! G, v3 ]$ K1 i* [  E+ x0 o8 `

& e4 z5 }, A9 X+ @- vOld dot.
) h! p! I- O) Y8 Y3 o" n6 Y老点 + c% t  E) H* ?& a; K0 J6 K
One old water
. E% {. U: N: r% N* _一旧水 2 k, J  {, {2 }
I know your mouse.
  \' ]4 ?, g4 e) n0 a- n我识你老鼠！ . Z2 f/ I! V2 i. s
Measure water/Pound water. " s3 E: Z4 I/ S. E& \, t# g/ Z9 H8 j
磅水
$ {8 y1 G7 G- s0 H# yA dragon service. ; t; f" N2 v- e! d( a
一条龙服务 . Z' y- ~: q# a2 O8 h: }% o) v
Pump water. ; K7 q! I0 v1 }1 V0 v; L
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 g# k" g0 F' v
我吹鸡打你班友。
8 q' Q4 ?7 b& dYou jump building. 7 l' |% t  R: x0 Q% L: ^* v
你跳楼啦。 4 I" y+ k+ y, L, K
You come back home and eat banana & ?+ s3 Z0 `( y, s
你返屋企食蕉啦
4 e' q; e  g% F$ @6 h+ w, |% f8 n' sI give you a hair. & [  f8 O2 f/ k: \
我俾条毛你ar!
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5 l8 J+ M2 K( d! e) TCollect skin
9 k5 ^# k& `9 x1 |! \. |* v收皮
' B; Y( R0 J# O$ A8 ZCollect father
5 O2 ]2 U; k) |( e/ T0 E收爹 7 K/ W) \. b- Q" f' b' S
You give me collect father. . E( G( j) `6 R8 `( C& P2 Z. Q: n7 d+ d
你同我收爹！
% O: m7 D2 X' Q5 \Laugh die me.
) |8 W: n  w: `' x; m; J  e% s, K& Y% J笑死我。 % t$ H/ c. t7 m2 |( }
You give me stop. 0 O+ p& M  _0 x( q4 P7 v
你同我企系度。
4 t, p; N1 U/ ~2 gEight woman
% ~1 O3 G' T2 q( t$ G1 U6 E八婆 " Z# I1 I3 \9 Z: f* T+ o) z8 W: i$ Z
Eight woman,you are good!
& ]0 i$ P9 j5 e八婆，你好o野!
! K  m, f" u5 h7 `! }& c+ A/ N9 IWhat the spring do you do? " _! T, x4 }( ?% h, s6 U
你搞乜春啊? ) j/ c  F/ K% n
A dog of eating dung
$ l% v( C# n9 o# K% p) n  C# y2 Q食屎狗 $ I! t/ W$ x- n; K" ?6 c
A ghost of ass
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vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
* V8 U7 J& ~: U! M7 x* e9 G& S都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
7 e8 l4 e: L% ^this is not hong kong style english.....
, K+ x9 ?$ k' Gthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....9 W# m  Q' q1 Q" f4 R
i've already ban this shit...
- }1 X3 F. ?, D7 O5 ^, Sdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.