香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. + |; [# |2 g, A" w7 C+ G- O
甘多人死，唔见你死。 6 m& @7 P) W- P
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 0 x: W+ T) `9 Z4 K# i
你教我以后点出嚟行? 6 w1 A0 d1 a; M& |; Z% |8 K
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. $ E6 O' k% K. z( N3 C
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
1 S6 Z$ N4 F' Q- Z4 "I saw a pork chop"
1 n  T2 b) B1 S我见到件猪扒啊。
( a$ @. d6 \5 ^' ]1 f5 Are you road? : d7 h" b3 J  F0 L& t
你系咪路啊？ ! Z5 U# g' P# A5 {* ?5 G! T
6 What the water are you? 4 i3 G3 w; ~! f
你系乜水啊？
3 n- T* C/ R2 S8 @" S7 Do you big me?
* J3 ?4 s4 p: w: a/ M7 s+ c你大我啊？ + T; w- [5 H7 g9 {
8 Zebra chops people.
2 r& r5 i+ F% k# X+ ~- w& i( h  K1 Q# c班马劈友。
9 \  s. ]2 h3 \7 ^% a. O9 The king of the cutting girl. ( l" f& w  F& }4 |' r) |7 s- U
界女王。
9 G/ [7 E* H0 w% k10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. % n% J( X: t: U
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
( l. e! S! @7 C  p5 }+ e11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
" q, t+ O" [" j( {你当我无到？ 8 O/ v) i) T$ |$ o
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. / A& h5 B4 L$ O7 X: E7 `1 o* V: A
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 8 I& a/ j4 _9 N, m5 d
13 Today I was very black son. 0 S( H  X# ~5 N$ O0 }" g
今日我好黑仔。 5 |; q$ `& T8 |" E
14 I am wearing grass. ; ?9 G% ~' I/ y) n$ }1 j
我着紧草。
( [7 y+ q6 ~! X/ \$ d9 ^9 p% \15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! - p8 D/ j& v9 f9 @- N
你未够班同我讲数！
+ |1 o) O% `( t- f) X$ V16 Two beat six. % d( W0 {5 y3 Z! r* I! e3 D
二打六
8 O, A5 [& `5 i9 V3 m% x7 z7 Z17 Two five son.
, J4 Q1 m! J& H) {: e二五仔
) h2 d* e& E4 p% |+ t+ e18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
- g8 R* W" x- P6 _琴琴青
, ?' O8 {; A1 a9 M19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 3 q$ _0 h8 ]% Y4 P# D( j
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
- {3 Z+ o3 B- o" f20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 $ ~3 \& d- `' C+ I+ I6 e
蠢蠢欲動 。 & }3 `* J2 y- E1 d" d. E, L8 f8 z
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 + k- x- f7 ^. I$ ?+ ~: ?# v
人山人海 。 " v0 [8 i. G. Y0 g* P. g3 ^5 a) Y: ~
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ) U3 k5 l( L+ v) e0 t/ z
你算老幾? " N) @& L' D; k) Q9 K9 d# y' h1 q
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ' x  r- [0 ~/ }0 U* p
你講乜鬼? + k0 J; I; p/ o6 M
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 $ R1 X. W9 r( K" D
我驚你有牙！
& I  x4 s) x! l25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
. N' t4 a9 k5 C4 x5 U心花怒放。   
1 X+ n& a6 _/ Y# {  P3 y7 TFish skin
5 }+ Y1 Z0 z/ z4 t8 A- l鱼皮 。 1 i* Z; u, y8 h/ c. C& D
Monster of blowing water. 9 X3 K1 C# J; x, w  h( K
吹水怪。 9 O% G/ W- C- ?8 n7 B3 j- x
Face green green 0 I. i7 h3 W% j( Y" K
面青青。 / C/ a4 Y( [4 f: r% R  K
You see road carefully
% o# H# A2 y- t) V% r你小心睇路 5 \! U/ t( m' A4 K& A4 |
You go to street carefully - {, l8 A' G: }& g7 z- u2 `8 @1 j
你出街小心D。
3 Q9 f4 U" L* x( `Do the world
0 t$ o0 d% [4 g7 {4 J* N; Q: p做世界 。 4 y  `% j! f. l; k8 p4 m& l
Big tea rice
' M* m- t9 {+ J, U, p$ g4 U2 C大茶饭 。 % v' S! X# Q; d" i+ d6 I9 T. H! S
American chinese not enough. 1 e+ S; A+ @$ E% A+ o
美中不足。 6 U' u5 m- n1 j1 `4 s" D3 ^
King eight egg. 0 D7 J7 E. n3 i  r5 O7 w, X
王八蛋 , |- p4 ]" }3 ~" v* z0 t* |
High hand.
) F( `& F  X+ ]+ U- }高手 5 a  V4 `& R' i2 C5 V7 l+ q

7 W1 T0 A* U) R- t% c. C, m: sOld dot.
9 |! i8 o" X/ \3 G老点
. v: n8 o# g* j3 V% ]% h5 FOne old water
& ~6 r) Q  b  Z3 J4 `5 i' G一旧水 6 q9 n; b* o, c  u" I) O) N# y/ T
I know your mouse.
) }& U7 Y5 J- G$ g0 f& S我识你老鼠！ 6 B6 h9 K3 e+ k" ]2 s# e
Measure water/Pound water.
* l  R2 t5 i" N+ ^9 [% g8 [5 a3 G磅水 3 v, U* Q( d& `4 y' j+ P
A dragon service. ' v$ C  X3 I# G
一条龙服务 . k8 p. u6 C1 P$ `; _/ r
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
  N' i# k  i; j4 H* a: b( G7 b我吹鸡打你班友。
) h/ s# |& C5 `You jump building.
0 q& G# R; Y5 ~' A/ j+ ~你跳楼啦。
& B1 {9 x( L9 O" fYou come back home and eat banana
" N  s& L8 _1 e5 [' N你返屋企食蕉啦 # X, c5 d8 `6 e, E8 |
I give you a hair.
( P7 m; Q; B! G我俾条毛你ar!
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- T* G" D7 H4 a2 ?0 NCollect skin 6 m$ O8 D+ Y" o
收皮
7 b4 c2 p3 u$ R; RCollect father ! ]9 F% t8 `, {1 i' w! R( _3 b" T
收爹 8 I. j0 j' a+ X, ^& R8 l
You give me collect father. + j" ^4 f4 R% J6 S
你同我收爹！ 8 l+ D* o! a5 j+ \& S
Laugh die me.
; l, I3 b8 z2 X1 x1 U笑死我。   Z2 b2 G- w0 B1 a1 t
You give me stop. + k% \8 L& U/ g1 ~5 E4 Q2 i
你同我企系度。
+ I  J9 t0 A( Z' B' b; xEight woman
' m# J  L$ s2 D, `八婆
' m4 n6 ]: s2 _Eight woman,you are good!   t+ L4 b6 u1 A) X- ~
八婆，你好o野!   s' q; F) R/ G/ o! Q: \
What the spring do you do? & i5 c: q2 X- a: P2 x. j' s
你搞乜春啊?
" x$ |, Q/ K. G( p9 yA dog of eating dung 4 q0 o. q7 b3 W6 c2 W# ]7 a
食屎狗 , t* j, D# U" f6 d7 s% Y
A ghost of ass ; i" J$ j; z/ E2 c  g$ |4 F
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
2 o5 g1 n' p6 g0 i) G% O  H都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....... Q. ~/ H& J3 C6 K8 _
this is not hong kong style english.....) q( z. K6 y( k2 M2 S, z, F
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....6 `# i& _5 t6 U+ `, H/ F$ H" ?( e6 b
i've already ban this shit...  U$ p. i% h) c) \) ~6 w
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.