香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. " R$ U8 j+ h0 H, ]* i! I: ?
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ' _2 N: k4 i' v8 a* C( t6 ?
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
6 T7 z$ {- I0 Z3 H你教我以后点出嚟行?
6 W0 L+ T# a7 x: O! U! o4 l3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
* B( C# c" k% J4 G* Q* X如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 " n% `2 Y- N( \& n
4 "I saw a pork chop"
- |1 O- E. ]. q( Q9 H* w9 T我见到件猪扒啊。
' d0 H2 K( A0 b' ^3 n; r; f5 Are you road?
2 Y0 m0 K% W% D你系咪路啊？ # |- }/ U* U/ F9 C2 E
6 What the water are you?
( a- r& f3 S7 V7 ], H5 _你系乜水啊？ $ E4 j& D# ]9 i7 e/ V2 H$ C
7 Do you big me? / j+ w# ?% h4 e5 b% E. D
你大我啊？
/ {' u) F) Q1 b6 }6 ?: x2 W8 Zebra chops people. 8 H) i4 M0 x' y6 P) A) u7 n
班马劈友。 % R5 E0 @; b. c
9 The king of the cutting girl.
3 o7 R3 L3 j, w7 r+ F& e+ o, f1 `界女王。
# j& S* U, \! s; \10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
8 Y' R; K/ p* X批我个头俾你当凳坐。 , w% S0 _8 A3 T$ x$ u: d( w# Y7 J  z% o6 ]
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 3 H. ^$ n! f! J" q
你当我无到？ # s8 Y! \! m1 |+ u
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 8 s1 a" u' L+ j( m9 F
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 3 X6 S, R. }1 h- W# a7 N
13 Today I was very black son. + Q; ]$ u7 d# ?/ R7 _% q& P
今日我好黑仔。
! b1 }9 I9 [; x" g14 I am wearing grass. ; j' H% a6 `  O5 x$ W; r
我着紧草。
% ^; s; S" c2 n( Z15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! " s! a0 U% }, H- f! ^0 H2 v# O
你未够班同我讲数！
* q5 Q, I3 s4 l; Z0 L- P3 m8 M/ `! u16 Two beat six. . N$ g3 A5 r  J9 s8 G
二打六
8 x, Q7 D" l2 ]8 r" y17 Two five son.
5 A. H' `: v- G8 p- Y. y二五仔 ! ^& m, F( u' m3 a0 I
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
- w# z  O$ f: i9 p, J% w琴琴青
# i# q- n! b# B( t; B% D; f19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
- p, \# h# |0 w; d: S, B# V. V我俾D顏色你睇睇！ - `8 R: O' r+ a
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
- Z+ i: o" t+ g$ Q4 k9 _# a9 ]蠢蠢欲動 。
# l" h% ~  A) X( `- @* o21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
8 R! o# h6 P" T2 b9 u: U2 A人山人海 。
# g0 ?+ s' ?) k" f2 j2 B( t/ k+ O22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
- Q4 }2 ~* n6 D" T! j$ E你算老幾?
) v$ @" Q4 }4 T/ @" R23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
* [' p4 l# I' b- M. \+ G你講乜鬼? ; C* {- Q1 Z/ ~" f8 w- L3 q
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
& Q# F- U0 I+ O- B我驚你有牙！
; c' U! J2 C6 x, A% `, e! x0 f25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 + }: t) {# v, B+ ?) l% L) ]. K
心花怒放。   
. c. Q3 @; w' q8 Y- sFish skin
, o1 V% y+ {9 ?& ]( L. R8 b鱼皮 。 ' G4 q) s0 F/ f$ m* g5 @! y
Monster of blowing water. * a' T) ]: G3 H0 o2 }% q- _
吹水怪。
) i7 M# g/ ?( p3 o& ]Face green green
, L- h6 ?  o, `. N$ a" Y面青青。 ' [5 A$ J! T5 y# F# i& }. G
You see road carefully # h0 H: A% G8 a! b% r! C: Q4 R
你小心睇路 , v  B1 Y) k! p) y9 |
You go to street carefully
5 Q; h" l- j$ m2 L3 U# A你出街小心D。 - x: z! W* g2 s; W) M; U
Do the world ! _& V) ^/ v6 D5 x% R  {. X8 v& h
做世界 。
' Q3 _2 x7 _4 e) e- F; ]: P% ~Big tea rice ; j" W6 S* w% l+ w. d0 }
大茶饭 。
* D; ]$ P1 u: {: H( W% |) XAmerican chinese not enough. 4 G8 N3 i, g* A" s" `. E
美中不足。 " a: u$ X+ R4 A( N' Q( r+ ~
King eight egg.
4 J( S$ U  ^5 m' k王八蛋 8 D* `- l7 E% K7 K* D3 Q5 I7 @
High hand. 0 A+ P0 V) a; d3 h& Z
高手
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Old dot. 3 R6 v8 g9 J  a
老点
( f- q% B8 u/ |' x+ P5 U2 x, H7 uOne old water
' s0 D! {' S7 l' }+ `一旧水 , y) D: g0 G, h0 u* h- |' K7 k. z
I know your mouse.
! U. J9 ]3 U1 S" P- E; x* X我识你老鼠！ 5 k- O) Z/ Q9 s0 u) Q' U) S
Measure water/Pound water.
# b  _8 `& m. n. n: z( ^' T磅水
' d: q* s0 C2 G7 @& N8 q7 lA dragon service.
: `9 d' H2 B5 J- V" t一条龙服务 5 R$ E6 `% I& ~  J# ]% J
Pump water. 6 w3 R: m6 ~& |3 x+ k/ o
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6 c, c  {, I, M% k. O" G; Q$ h2 cI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 \) u# j$ u3 ?, z
我吹鸡打你班友。
$ v+ ?4 A; m$ b9 W) AYou jump building. 0 C  V% H5 v. y. X$ }' `
你跳楼啦。 5 }# J/ h8 _; [; O
You come back home and eat banana
  e* z; s! v" G& u你返屋企食蕉啦
) T, t. c9 Y+ P  c. n8 ]9 cI give you a hair. ) [7 ?: c& V$ a3 r7 j
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
9 N: G) g1 d8 ^. F( I收皮 6 \+ K- u1 E3 L/ j# [" p) ^0 ~3 ?
Collect father 8 N2 J1 r) \1 G+ S2 p- x; g
收爹
( M8 K# @+ y0 k. x% g0 EYou give me collect father. 5 f) Y3 H/ K- |0 C( o3 m) N
你同我收爹！   x4 o+ B& G8 C3 K0 C7 A0 A
Laugh die me. ; K) T; C4 A! z2 x
笑死我。 5 I8 k6 U! n/ a' w: Y
You give me stop. . G% C& L$ P& M, u5 [$ S- q
你同我企系度。
$ H) L% H$ ]8 V  w+ q  ]+ tEight woman
2 [0 m; e6 A9 n, b% g  X八婆
+ Z9 e4 }6 ~6 ?* N/ h0 [, Q% w) zEight woman,you are good!
1 P/ Q3 d# N$ _) @八婆，你好o野! 5 O3 A" B3 c) z* x" D$ o
What the spring do you do?
6 u- h1 ?" `. ]+ R你搞乜春啊? & H" s( i) S  H2 @* U
A dog of eating dung
2 `7 `& e5 L# \* g食屎狗
7 l' P" n( H; E  A( {6 s" WA ghost of ass % e$ _( a, s3 R, G2 o: }0 y2 S/ j
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....* V$ H$ o5 C! k" P, O: k9 i: z) o6 d
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
) ~$ h* X* i5 y& y% c9 {this is not hong kong style english.....) g9 Y; u3 h; S) ]7 d5 |
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...../ _. ?( m4 l) \3 g7 A
i've already ban this shit...2 A2 S  K) S% b- e- n: Q. k
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.