香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
6 n8 v- d$ _8 j  D! L5 e. u6 p* [& v甘多人死，唔见你死。
1 v* u$ o5 l! ^* l: c1 r9 W) g( ?2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ) v0 V& x; c- j2 W3 E: t4 }. w
你教我以后点出嚟行?
% h% l1 B& {1 \7 o+ d; q0 i3 B% T3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ! u  B; O# {  k
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
- y. y1 \" n) [. H4 "I saw a pork chop" ; b$ L1 t0 s' v! `9 D
我见到件猪扒啊。 ( G) H. N# j5 Z
5 Are you road?
  c1 z$ }5 k  S1 e" @( z你系咪路啊？
3 M9 t1 N3 |* w) D+ t' Y6 What the water are you? * z' @/ V" ~; l# a) ^* P( u
你系乜水啊？
. I1 K# d8 \7 k  j  P7 Do you big me?
  Z$ A. C# N$ ~# N* H- b7 i/ x你大我啊？ ; R; }- E, b6 s  c
8 Zebra chops people. - Z' g& J; j* a3 K6 ^3 E1 }/ a: M% e
班马劈友。
" R& Z5 Y  d6 \9 The king of the cutting girl.
  B0 J4 u& ?7 @8 r: @# |! Y界女王。
* b, M8 A7 Y- ?" q10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
3 s% ]1 I# [* q/ I# o批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ' ?# p9 c4 B% }( p% [% U
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
6 G5 q: }: b4 j5 [( ~. ?% v你当我无到？ ; j1 u$ R7 w# ^: D5 ~3 b; c6 ^, V
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
6 M  [, U9 M% R6 o; I你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
7 \2 C; K2 J% M" R13 Today I was very black son. . h) C' G( ?* T8 d+ G
今日我好黑仔。
) J; T1 x9 c8 k! s% ^- u14 I am wearing grass.
5 M( @" a) I; ^& C2 t2 y8 u3 Y2 d我着紧草。 & n) T$ v& J4 X1 [
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! : b& A) p* }5 N  M
你未够班同我讲数！ ; ?1 \2 V( @; r! {( ^
16 Two beat six.
9 t" e" c+ c9 \, u) O8 y二打六
0 J( `. k6 ~8 h" [, H! O17 Two five son. 6 ^4 X! y+ T9 U2 m, P
二五仔
0 e6 ~5 Q5 B4 E. t3 e* q, P18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
; N, u" A) p- P6 \5 `琴琴青 * ]3 R& n' u, m" s
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 4 l5 a  K% K* x4 j# z3 ~
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
+ P3 a0 H4 F* m" b3 @20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ( X2 I+ m! N7 j% ~3 h1 p
蠢蠢欲動 。
8 _3 W0 [2 T: f& h$ l6 ]1 a21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 / o2 d2 g4 x& H, f* s9 H0 a
人山人海 。 " @) U+ Q6 V, d0 T; q, x
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
  z" o6 N/ `1 N1 }你算老幾? - b- u& \" g7 {3 c& c: A
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
7 D$ x2 G- A" ]- f% E0 Q你講乜鬼? 4 @0 D1 c4 L4 W, Y3 v4 ^/ b
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 & r8 C! C, T4 d9 ~3 n
我驚你有牙！
; f( n' @( C/ D% E* n25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ) [0 J: w' x2 m# q
心花怒放。   
, {3 t' G! N" {Fish skin
* I; e$ L: V! t! y鱼皮 。
: P% {  D% R2 P- r8 q  b7 v& JMonster of blowing water.
. G; j! {: d4 n7 k吹水怪。
7 P  S. P1 j# z4 V& @$ fFace green green / n/ C- [% a* p5 i4 E% n; J
面青青。
& Z( O& y& S/ LYou see road carefully 0 A# y0 l. s5 A8 s# P7 j8 C4 A
你小心睇路
3 y5 Y  V, d. k6 e' rYou go to street carefully / q8 b/ k3 n: j& C+ L& k
你出街小心D。
$ \+ h2 h6 l# c5 oDo the world , W, I% E6 J  J5 s4 U
做世界 。
+ V4 `/ }' _) n* ^( O+ ZBig tea rice , ^: z) ?) ^" Q) @& B+ @' F
大茶饭 。 + A' a2 f5 d8 c6 N( y& e
American chinese not enough.
3 h" z& T+ r& a5 _, N7 e8 w美中不足。 6 W2 a) s. D- G2 o1 ~4 P  i/ g$ j
King eight egg. $ i" r) e  E6 s, g4 g9 U
王八蛋
- ~' n. a  d8 K4 k9 QHigh hand.
4 B9 g3 T" U# W, F3 l高手 $ M- p9 }' b8 c
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Old dot.
  u( D, Q1 E. y! \: v$ U0 P老点
7 F2 i! ~% n, ZOne old water 1 j( H- `2 y; R% M6 v8 j
一旧水 % T- D5 T2 S/ U9 ^- F
I know your mouse. / O9 N' {% i0 J# ~' R
我识你老鼠！
* U! B! h2 n8 [Measure water/Pound water.
3 j, y$ O$ _/ z0 \, g& \$ g; O磅水
6 ~/ H- l/ G% }( {) l" vA dragon service. 0 l8 q2 f; t# G3 D8 C9 d
一条龙服务 + h9 {' l" U* c% n/ F! \
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
8 J& r9 I  b5 k" u  p0 O; O我吹鸡打你班友。 - B4 N# x6 J- P; p# Q- e
You jump building. . J2 T; c. N1 l3 A) }
你跳楼啦。 $ s" G7 m2 ]# A3 Z; [7 ?- u
You come back home and eat banana # Y) Y9 D' X* N# c. M
你返屋企食蕉啦 ! B- c$ y8 b- P6 [+ F% Z9 G6 q
I give you a hair.
/ i4 I' m5 {; V/ t8 L/ ^我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
8 F$ H" o7 C5 x  e+ |4 P收皮 " S7 g5 k7 m7 r0 v# E
Collect father , a6 j3 d) A- C4 L- X+ q# `
收爹   I/ L" }" N; q1 {
You give me collect father.
- }. i! K/ f3 x$ F! H$ K0 \6 H你同我收爹！ 6 W+ ~9 w6 N1 T5 g
Laugh die me.
# |% o. X- X- z9 n! e笑死我。 6 r  F0 e; X' U, j* O( q
You give me stop. + r: k7 o* a, M- p+ z
你同我企系度。 2 M; X, `# y) i
Eight woman 9 ]8 ~1 e3 _2 _0 c0 r
八婆 ! a% d+ @- w! T; Z  W5 m/ P
Eight woman,you are good! / K: g# E5 C; `% h! ~
八婆，你好o野! 7 U5 m) V4 E) R( ^- z
What the spring do you do? $ ^% k' _8 K- l& V/ ~2 \. t- H. f
你搞乜春啊?
& }1 {( ^, R! y5 w! GA dog of eating dung ) T# P! c/ h5 h
食屎狗 8 h' W. y) K+ \( }/ s% M
A ghost of ass + ~$ x+ U& T5 l! E& K& t: ~
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
6 C1 ^4 @# f! X! e$ P都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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2 }  H. @9 `; F6 ^) e' I! Vtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
) C! S( h  G5 m" G- @this is not hong kong style english...../ i- g6 d* J) E. V5 E* a
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....5 y2 O" i: N" N$ T6 I. F0 Z9 m
i've already ban this shit...5 |* p: K9 t8 ^7 @) I& i7 Y$ \" v
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.