香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
9 q2 P4 ~8 ]* S' ?& v/ A: ^3 T, o甘多人死，唔见你死。
" s' N: d, X' q% I+ y' a( Z2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ' A1 X9 m3 [, F; z) [, f2 H- U
你教我以后点出嚟行? % \" |: D- g% m! M5 }4 D) V
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. + c& `4 E& F' f8 u. ~, X
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
/ j$ e& k; K! Y3 B4 "I saw a pork chop"
( U& R+ g# h0 n! K我见到件猪扒啊。
) l% N* p" p0 }6 Z8 E5 Are you road? % x" D9 }+ D5 c
你系咪路啊？
& w6 p: [2 t- T6 What the water are you? . z! v- L: i& W2 y
你系乜水啊？
7 @' z9 J, I$ J8 t7 Do you big me? ) B$ ?! L! B% K( Y  z
你大我啊？
' I: I8 g2 z- E# j3 m9 f+ g8 Zebra chops people. 9 I3 p* V9 U2 S2 ~' l( B) H
班马劈友。
4 T# E$ P3 E  v% i) F' Y9 The king of the cutting girl. ) Y" a* q  @  w! E7 T2 F0 H
界女王。 6 a0 ~1 z. N0 n- j0 ^. Z
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
2 z" Y! G3 [7 j, ?批我个头俾你当凳坐。 " U; K" v5 z# V* O3 t" I, I
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
% O" R  r7 B( `. u你当我无到？ 1 T/ f' d. ^8 F8 Y
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. # P: a" o0 O& G1 Y9 T$ K
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 8 ]1 c, |1 d$ U5 \) N0 |
13 Today I was very black son.
8 Q- ^* I, a1 V+ D9 y  [8 Q6 Z  W今日我好黑仔。
0 w* K( X3 l9 _' z4 M7 U14 I am wearing grass. ' @/ q- ~% ~( J! g9 M) X
我着紧草。
  s3 x) D. h- p3 W  ]+ w) _. C6 w15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!   s3 F2 m; A9 [( R" G* U8 T, ^
你未够班同我讲数！
& e: I: ]+ Z( e4 G16 Two beat six.
  x( v) }- X+ S- Z( l. B二打六
, a' t/ d3 O$ M6 X& U: b5 e17 Two five son.
! B% w! Y6 x. E1 L二五仔
" I1 R9 {  b/ d18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ! Y- n7 ?2 }4 p- ~0 i
琴琴青 8 l) g2 i1 u/ _) D) L  A
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 9 b8 P" @. c% n
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
3 e6 f3 C6 M  ^20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ; i0 w+ D9 ~: K/ A8 j
蠢蠢欲動 。
/ p. q4 t- F7 f( u& X# ]  W21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
: O; @4 e% k) h$ s4 X" f( p0 A人山人海 。 2 z2 x+ h( P; G$ r( K3 \
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 - ^. x1 a. `0 _% A& i# ^
你算老幾?
# C* J: J6 B* {+ L23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
' @1 f3 |8 S% k你講乜鬼?
" ]+ X# H. I1 M24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 2 o% U* f5 p1 C9 D( k! ?
我驚你有牙！
" ?. c) y' A7 Q# i25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ) [0 a% k5 R4 x1 k6 n6 n" u
心花怒放。   
3 Q% t" X$ U2 N8 A% Y8 HFish skin ! y" b) Y$ g9 x2 Z$ w! _8 j
鱼皮 。 / x; F0 s' g1 |2 s0 ~: M, }
Monster of blowing water.
: n! a: [  x) T' B吹水怪。
" [4 N. \1 l7 r4 M/ mFace green green % ?! ^8 f0 C% s$ a9 H2 b, j
面青青。 # G/ _5 K% u- L/ C, Q9 x$ g
You see road carefully
) v) e9 L$ ~. o你小心睇路
' Q' Z2 x3 e& G" ]/ o# M1 b9 MYou go to street carefully : o; o. `+ d$ y: q
你出街小心D。 8 ^; Y; Z' c" |& ?
Do the world 8 P) Y- J$ ^* f9 f
做世界 。 & E& T( g6 W# s; T+ q9 U! _' A
Big tea rice - [' Q% ]+ {( ^) [& U% A* |
大茶饭 。
) F- V- m/ p% V: f( _, f  EAmerican chinese not enough.
3 C. C, \* q/ O( r' O: ~0 l5 T0 J美中不足。 8 x8 |8 L% J/ U1 @- G$ u7 T* `8 ~
King eight egg.
' h9 M8 X6 p& x& g9 c9 y* L- ?王八蛋
% O3 b& E% f# e# b$ P. C/ iHigh hand.
9 _8 R" D0 L+ {( W8 S高手
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Old dot.
. k3 p2 P' O5 W" Q老点
& d3 V$ R9 M6 ~One old water
& u# \0 j* ^! h1 l一旧水 7 }. j; N# A! h8 U& X+ t
I know your mouse. ' A  M" y$ h+ Q6 R9 r, }/ A* z" z
我识你老鼠！
0 E9 z$ n: ^1 m* _- oMeasure water/Pound water. - a. m: h5 ^$ G" M- c
磅水
' @3 y2 ?* A' c% ~3 b1 SA dragon service. ) l+ H/ e+ t$ y- E, D/ }
一条龙服务 ! i' [0 g: s. P) |+ n8 k
Pump water. ' ^6 W$ U& a: S- }2 I1 X
**** 6 d4 w! i- F/ e$ n
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) D1 h+ J" d2 ?
我吹鸡打你班友。
: t/ Y, p$ s( @8 I2 A+ BYou jump building.
  y* r& t% o/ C8 C. x你跳楼啦。 1 i: b5 b4 Q. }6 A
You come back home and eat banana ) h& z+ _/ M6 N/ h+ @
你返屋企食蕉啦 8 Q% q# E# M: T5 u( W
I give you a hair. 0 `. j7 b+ L* ]* x- j8 p! @$ B
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
- W) ~/ l* W7 ^. H& q* B收皮
  X5 [: F: g+ X* s; D( o* R8 [Collect father
# P) x; w7 w0 A8 l& v' ?收爹
: w) `( _. j. @% f0 ^- b4 A. jYou give me collect father. 6 n6 z. t) @' G$ d5 M3 q4 o
你同我收爹！ / c7 b; [5 n; u* u" |- Z# G/ _
Laugh die me.
9 @# `; U: r$ c' t; a0 M  @笑死我。
; ~7 t- ]6 ]- S6 o$ T" y# qYou give me stop. " L/ U3 Y1 y: p; I( ]; }' ?9 U+ f7 U; I
你同我企系度。 . D' }0 ]1 `2 X
Eight woman
7 a- r9 {' r( j, _八婆 5 H4 f* [/ k4 _: `: h6 H
Eight woman,you are good! . n) l, G8 v' h+ r9 F
八婆，你好o野! 9 R* P) E% x( e( r2 x! U
What the spring do you do? , t7 p$ U( t  L+ P5 r
你搞乜春啊? : _9 L8 h8 r" W3 M5 x- Z* ~( }  e
A dog of eating dung 6 t& u* _6 J" n3 V
食屎狗
/ C! h7 E" \7 c) R" q+ {% DA ghost of ass
# z% T& u' f1 _( n6 E0 f$ R屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
! V7 }# b: o/ a8 H. U: M都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......+ V* p& I( [' \# r; B- }* [
this is not hong kong style english.....' G$ N- _' ^2 i
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....$ ~+ V3 h( i* X
i've already ban this shit...
! W- [* X/ A6 Y% r5 ?- d4 m; ^& wdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.