香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. / c& b; u8 f2 p- l8 x# R
甘多人死，唔见你死。
( L$ n5 S! z: U; z0 x2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
% W2 R2 E( u  e. S# k: S你教我以后点出嚟行? ! W- N' f' }. p
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
+ g7 R% P8 t) q+ ?* n* a. w3 ^如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
9 {" S" V& e8 P4 "I saw a pork chop" ! f  e! l# P) \. p  u
我见到件猪扒啊。 1 M/ |5 c8 r0 {' o8 i- n9 [
5 Are you road?
& }$ P* f6 C3 b5 G3 w( B# g你系咪路啊？
; w/ ^+ Z; t; h3 q: z$ H6 What the water are you?
4 i5 f' g( h7 `你系乜水啊？
5 T: t; k1 D* W3 c1 Y+ p7 Do you big me? ' {# U! F( v5 j( ?8 D0 A2 }
你大我啊？
* _- ]2 b7 B" P) Y/ F. l' J+ M) Q8 Zebra chops people.
/ _; d+ U; m7 p  p' V# x班马劈友。
( A, j+ u  l+ }; n, t! D: ]9 The king of the cutting girl. * _4 K7 L! _$ u2 f" n- ~1 N9 l
界女王。 1 O$ W4 `6 m* f! E; r# _
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
% x: ~, j4 a( e( B批我个头俾你当凳坐。 6 b+ T8 D3 T; F) E" C+ z
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
3 n7 R& N" @' ^你当我无到？ 9 a' g  w# {( |: o, b
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 4 _4 C( m, O. O/ _- k: d: n; H
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 5 j$ x. [! B4 q2 D9 S
13 Today I was very black son.
" ~7 y: ^. i. d# Y( m+ q今日我好黑仔。 : D) e5 J% H5 `& Q5 C8 a+ Q* S0 F; [, ?
14 I am wearing grass.
2 ]5 N7 w2 |4 t6 a我着紧草。
7 f- d' R7 w' x; N15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
$ W3 A  C& m' C9 i, O你未够班同我讲数！ 9 R  H' ?* r8 b2 D: k
16 Two beat six.
8 c! J  w. B, M4 H! L二打六 , P5 l( o" d, n. ?3 j5 Y% E
17 Two five son.
' g( L3 \+ z! Q4 h7 p  F二五仔 ' S1 U3 [! w0 w6 A+ F
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 6 Z1 j# O0 z: |1 Q6 b$ V5 J
琴琴青
! h0 @( t* u: g0 O* F4 L) O' w19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 7 {- a8 ?0 I4 M* ?7 Z
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ( K3 _6 T. [. O6 S# i
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ( B0 ~6 ~( V! T$ h
蠢蠢欲動 。
2 G" f4 F  X2 F6 B" C/ B! D21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 - N8 H, I+ s% g6 @
人山人海 。
9 |' P8 ?, ]+ h0 C/ y" x22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
$ ?4 V; o+ K; t% M1 n. t( m你算老幾?
9 |+ t" L- B0 `5 y23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
( c& C3 p! ?* l, Y2 x) h你講乜鬼? 7 T3 E# ~8 c1 E) ^# F1 _  @# b' [
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
  W* R5 ~( W6 P1 f# I我驚你有牙！ - A/ w5 p. ^; k$ C3 h, }
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 0 }5 A: ^! a" }" Z
心花怒放。   
# f/ u4 k; s  [2 V2 J3 c9 XFish skin 0 }4 V7 `: J. j: W* w8 G
鱼皮 。
( _) c& O. T" [: MMonster of blowing water.
  W  a2 ~# O+ {7 B5 S吹水怪。
# q( K4 k! v# mFace green green
3 n9 }( p! p2 a面青青。 7 G+ R7 P5 o/ w) p* k
You see road carefully
2 y' `! }: e- Z  w( w你小心睇路
: t# U. O8 O" D- n! d$ p' s: zYou go to street carefully 6 K: s6 m3 d: n9 A) j4 |
你出街小心D。
0 V3 @$ [, E$ S5 J0 g( mDo the world # c1 ?8 o2 b$ v, M! Y& s  t' J
做世界 。
3 P* P( n( m4 m% i- j0 B2 _Big tea rice
, e$ L" n. h) R, F/ O大茶饭 。
# ?/ `4 m" C" u+ x! p1 \( O4 OAmerican chinese not enough.
5 ~$ W' _! H6 b: ]3 b% @2 m1 F美中不足。 ( M+ N/ P$ x/ t3 f
King eight egg.   Y7 X# H/ k" \
王八蛋
2 d; Q+ k. f# m# l" {High hand. + \0 c( O- \( b2 ^$ A
高手 1 x' _7 F; F, ^; _! o/ m" g
2 u* q2 A. H% p4 i* ]
Old dot. & i' h- b6 d1 o
老点
' }8 e' H5 Q  c9 E- A: w0 d" ROne old water   L! s7 m# j) a# [
一旧水
! F9 C) x5 S& G  W4 }I know your mouse.
+ |3 w9 {2 p- i) f我识你老鼠！ 6 U$ p# Y( o  I: W
Measure water/Pound water.
: f* I' U- A5 P" T8 M磅水
; ^2 f5 h; w) u/ VA dragon service. ' {' [  ~& v' k: Q5 t
一条龙服务 & R: h# w2 P( g- c8 j5 p, P; K( v% y; @
Pump water. : A* B9 c% P6 ^3 S  w! h% Y
**** & v, t9 A& V* C+ h, x0 U, U8 L) U
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.   v" o' N" p% A
我吹鸡打你班友。 + z- M+ {2 S7 O  ]! k
You jump building. 7 [, C. v! t) R" x
你跳楼啦。
$ Q3 q% t+ X3 o) }You come back home and eat banana
, f$ v9 `& Q' |/ X) C5 A你返屋企食蕉啦
3 I5 S, i) Z. W) Z7 lI give you a hair.
! A  ]. w% u( C" C/ j我俾条毛你ar! * n6 f4 F- O' C9 O

! c( W2 f3 A* t5 ]% ]5 S' qCollect skin
1 G5 }) t! Z4 N收皮
( V5 Q! H6 R0 p* [Collect father ' u  f. I: m0 a
收爹 ; v( e! \8 Y2 t. ~/ q
You give me collect father.
/ s3 _. W$ i3 q( m: s你同我收爹！
( f0 ?5 d* o. g  k8 eLaugh die me. 5 X9 I: J' J( T/ _! X) g* f+ V
笑死我。
1 G/ p- J" i- O* ]6 P6 }You give me stop. ! o; w9 c1 R4 O
你同我企系度。
# \. q( X6 f7 {5 l, sEight woman / f" v9 y. p4 E( u% \4 d
八婆
( t$ g/ ]+ q; t7 B. dEight woman,you are good!
, \( _$ S, p! _& C$ b4 S八婆，你好o野! ' v1 c) ?# g  B& Y. C# o, {6 W
What the spring do you do?
  O/ b8 `+ A) H8 Y你搞乜春啊? " D5 i; N& M" n
A dog of eating dung : m* t: \0 {* H
食屎狗 $ H9 a$ k* m9 o5 n0 x  W% _) Z
A ghost of ass 9 w6 f% M: t. ?6 }; @
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....6 `" w$ B: ?' V  B
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

7 {' |! V0 V! I0 Q
* @; Z& s5 c9 p$ n! C9 {3 Wtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
& C( i, a! O2 ~* L3 U" Athis is not hong kong style english.....
$ w* F7 E; q! s" X3 [this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....) D/ |4 {) \) Y4 Y. w% z
i've already ban this shit..." C0 S4 @, k  ~
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.