香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
2 {3 ?4 a2 ^" d) S' ?4 l甘多人死，唔见你死。   ?; L5 n0 t: T
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 1 C, O& N: w: R/ K* Q3 H2 |$ [
你教我以后点出嚟行? " n1 e! d* Y3 N  g" t
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. , T7 d2 N: F5 ^/ A
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
7 x: }+ e6 U4 B  |2 D3 u# m; S& l4 "I saw a pork chop"
6 Q' S1 q  e" K% X: R6 L我见到件猪扒啊。
$ @/ \: t' ~) @) R, G8 d8 N  W6 G7 R- R5 Are you road?
3 J: U$ W) y- |& f/ S5 ^! A' j你系咪路啊？ & ]. x  U: w3 K8 Q2 j
6 What the water are you? $ Y" O9 c! o4 T1 e
你系乜水啊？
+ T# R5 Z# n3 M0 Z7 Do you big me? 4 H$ Z1 Y* t0 }4 T
你大我啊？ 9 c! O* W- M4 k3 X2 O5 ]7 a4 b! q
8 Zebra chops people.
. A- q/ Q3 \. v; w, K3 u! e/ E班马劈友。 + {7 k  Y2 k6 A* ~* M/ R9 j- e: `
9 The king of the cutting girl. , |1 f: d* ]+ s4 ~; G7 \
界女王。
7 \9 ?1 q& W0 a6 m/ [10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
6 ^& F% a% _+ }) ~8 a$ @* F# w; E批我个头俾你当凳坐。
) q1 Y- ~0 I7 @, t4 e11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
/ G+ h4 A0 J2 `/ n% ^* K2 w你当我无到？ ( M0 m' K% g: l7 i: i
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. - L2 A0 D) k% X) a$ i. b
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 0 R. N! P  _% E% s! F* T
13 Today I was very black son. . Z5 X5 N0 P/ H% u0 D$ a
今日我好黑仔。
' r' L+ n5 y  W# J! Z% h9 P3 p, j' R14 I am wearing grass. : q. N" _% ~3 p- o  Y8 r$ `
我着紧草。
/ U% ]+ K7 H2 Z3 e( s15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!   J& b& I0 C* c0 Y$ K
你未够班同我讲数！
; u( Y8 D: \5 z+ T. x16 Two beat six.
" D! ]6 g4 b7 ^8 k二打六
( k( E! f  u4 X1 j8 B17 Two five son. ) h4 i9 b- H7 J( n
二五仔 & n+ c* F  z$ H
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
- A) v4 T2 I, H+ g琴琴青
+ X# X% b6 _4 r+ L# y" s19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　   k$ M4 V; r( z5 W
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
7 x4 `6 q: C' P8 f9 O: r" ]20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 9 c4 w9 ~3 w: c, Y
蠢蠢欲動 。
7 m7 t& F# h) \! g21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 4 _) ?7 P8 c/ D0 ?* \0 x: \
人山人海 。 4 w) `) }' M$ z  \
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
9 {2 B0 p6 I' Y你算老幾?
3 ?, m  Q) R  F1 B23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
) Z" g' z- Z6 `你講乜鬼?
' i# A9 k0 f) ?3 n/ W4 J24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 % j8 [2 [( u" k! S) ^7 E
我驚你有牙！ % H$ [+ E' }" f/ U2 [
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
# Q/ s- ~8 j% x心花怒放。   / m" b: f- p) q& S' y
Fish skin
9 L: X# G& b2 }# M; y9 k鱼皮 。 2 a% R5 N8 i/ A7 a3 f
Monster of blowing water. ! ^! ^& ~4 S# A8 a/ P
吹水怪。
3 C$ {* i/ I$ ~* z% EFace green green   i# {* K$ y9 Z* U5 ?
面青青。
, w9 j  r; A% G# A3 TYou see road carefully
) r: C8 N, C7 O7 a5 t- [2 n% G你小心睇路
: F7 {( W& A1 [) ~+ V& aYou go to street carefully
  N% }2 N; i( H- X% ]. c你出街小心D。 - U+ `9 C/ s1 c
Do the world ( |/ M$ W1 }2 E* \8 U) N; ]
做世界 。 # F6 k/ N% K& s
Big tea rice 5 n4 Y# L7 I, S, q
大茶饭 。 , ~- b0 ?9 t( ?5 I4 F2 r8 `
American chinese not enough. 2 k9 g/ f4 y0 N: E
美中不足。 : X0 E$ R% _. y
King eight egg. 8 Y# @0 J" {: c9 ]+ A, h! B
王八蛋 , @3 O6 U6 o4 q
High hand.
% }3 T* Z1 C+ e+ k/ Q- r高手 ! V) \2 M0 `* y) I6 w+ C! L

0 j. [; h  {6 M$ T, ~" j$ T+ {- o: YOld dot.
& p% J: B* Q9 i$ Z1 a) P3 m老点 % @; j1 @3 F1 k
One old water
; R4 z$ d2 O( G# U/ r一旧水 / C) r. |- C. _
I know your mouse.
+ e% S! L0 ]0 t7 \我识你老鼠！ 4 T2 i. ]# B' Q" X; ?
Measure water/Pound water. - c: W  b& O7 M. w
磅水
9 A  v$ T0 Q. B1 h3 m4 h9 |A dragon service.
/ c8 E, v0 m1 G1 n4 h. \一条龙服务 # e4 G: }% h! K! o) ?) J
Pump water. . l8 ^0 P/ F/ h. a3 G  w* f$ ]
**** ; W& s/ Y5 a# e* p; |- ?
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
! k) _  Y8 z0 j& @我吹鸡打你班友。
1 X# K9 q6 Y" I+ B& Z, oYou jump building. 5 }2 ]$ A; s  j( T9 q' U2 O' R7 W7 E
你跳楼啦。
  B7 Z8 T+ y8 G+ ~You come back home and eat banana + H4 z0 _3 R2 \1 Y  t( ~3 B1 u
你返屋企食蕉啦 5 l- F1 X  A! @6 m0 w/ p, M
I give you a hair.
; f! _6 H9 J& \/ j$ e  S: t我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin ! f4 Q8 \7 u) C* j1 ?0 j
收皮 * r9 G" H% x  ?6 |2 Z1 l
Collect father " T3 q& ?  Q# U# T$ i
收爹 % }* j  w# Q) F( D
You give me collect father. 2 V* ?% W% K  w8 {: M
你同我收爹！
- h, Z# T- q/ t7 yLaugh die me. ( Z, k& X  b) R6 |( _6 e, q
笑死我。 ! d8 A! W2 c" k, K6 ?: l
You give me stop.
! W4 I. P9 b% R+ w) [. v你同我企系度。 0 Q8 A! o7 k7 V" j
Eight woman
: B$ Q% I, W! A: {2 b* Q八婆 , s( S& r5 r2 G$ u
Eight woman,you are good! * I  i3 o' E+ E3 C: C# C8 F7 {/ j
八婆，你好o野!
% M  [; I  I2 TWhat the spring do you do?
" p* ^# E; d, [! S, n你搞乜春啊?
6 m! ]% Q$ D$ t8 m6 I4 o0 `8 \8 r2 eA dog of eating dung
& k! Z1 a( n" o食屎狗
& l1 N/ T* f* c( ?1 {3 \# ZA ghost of ass ) t( {! P6 D# I0 f' W
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
( k* ?1 ]1 e' r都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
1 t6 V7 f+ {3 g+ Mthis is not hong kong style english.....
% X, F# y. X+ \4 T* }this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
' Q# w) S+ ?/ q; Q( R( Z% }: [i've already ban this shit...
2 q+ B- h) B) M8 G6 v9 @% [3 Ddon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.