香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
% \9 v5 H6 ?5 n- D+ f- ^/ F0 ]甘多人死，唔见你死。 , w+ J9 t4 @8 `5 l9 f( ^; J
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? - X# v, O) S1 F. @# s: c" J
你教我以后点出嚟行? % u& U" J; W" X
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
' [- T2 F5 o3 K' A8 @  E# h) a如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 9 q7 _, D3 `: `5 H! V2 E0 s
4 "I saw a pork chop"
# m5 N8 h. R& `9 O( G我见到件猪扒啊。
" S# L' Y" N6 V/ B8 c' ?6 c* D5 Are you road?
; x3 ]$ e1 q; O8 c% n; w3 u0 j你系咪路啊？
, u: G8 G& L: b4 f: z7 K6 What the water are you?
2 @4 P3 T2 C* l9 v/ W$ w, C你系乜水啊？
% z* w8 v* k5 @3 \* ]; q# d7 Do you big me?
% m9 q3 w- `1 N0 N. \) S你大我啊？
2 @4 }! u2 o- L" E* l8 Zebra chops people.
9 Q3 W3 W- U, o" @$ f, Y$ J, O班马劈友。 8 |. s; c; [1 \" y# ^; F0 W& `. J
9 The king of the cutting girl. 4 s% Q( G" O2 g! c& `
界女王。 / t: T& ^6 J- P# L
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
6 x+ H  ^0 ?+ Q/ Y: K8 T批我个头俾你当凳坐。
( w$ @/ ]2 X  G7 I0 l0 c4 F11 Do you think me didn't arrive? + A- o4 Q8 Y" {$ z; M
你当我无到？ 2 O5 I. ]$ _1 X, F
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 6 {* J# Z6 U0 B& j3 C  O$ }! ~
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
8 O' O% E; z( d13 Today I was very black son.
, K6 L6 ~0 `2 a! N: X今日我好黑仔。 & b6 e  c2 S: r+ t& M3 l
14 I am wearing grass.
* N0 B# V1 G5 f3 B我着紧草。
; ?0 F' s$ ?9 o/ e$ [" h/ M; ?4 P+ F15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
$ K: U& O6 E* H你未够班同我讲数！ 6 t. J% X/ }2 s/ I8 H$ Y9 }
16 Two beat six.
; w$ z/ _6 A/ Y" e+ Y二打六
9 M" c8 P9 u, F) G$ C5 y17 Two five son. & i6 K3 O4 M: L
二五仔
. [; A* c6 u1 ~$ ?% V& G8 c0 |18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
  |' _$ A; G% K& M# Y琴琴青
* B! j) n+ Y0 P0 ~5 W# @9 R+ U19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 7 w7 c9 Z' J& s4 K4 x% R. m
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ' d# X2 C0 g7 I$ x; _5 Q# ]& X
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 8 T! m( S/ e. S* }; L
蠢蠢欲動 。 3 R' n$ V' W0 z$ p* `; l, ^
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 , T+ g/ v. E2 V: r
人山人海 。 % P% }  A. |6 w3 j) y1 P- f# r& \, s6 q
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
5 }( f3 J8 W6 I% S  }你算老幾?
1 e7 h0 z  Y7 w$ b3 w; f23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 3 n6 f+ |0 \1 n! V) |
你講乜鬼? 9 Y3 y1 x" m. R) x  i! ?9 d
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
0 e! s1 ~9 L8 _. v. t我驚你有牙！ + j, M( J2 F8 m9 f/ B
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 9 `* S7 n- I5 V. l! _
心花怒放。   
- O3 X" P- D  A& c; h# U0 fFish skin % Q4 P- C; L. R/ i, E+ J2 }. h% r& R7 _
鱼皮 。
& s* k1 }, G/ k7 CMonster of blowing water.
: j! o: N5 _8 W9 o! D% D吹水怪。 3 }- G7 K- B" N1 Z! t% _9 ^* |0 U
Face green green 0 f, P; K2 S1 `5 c+ B; P3 [# \+ y
面青青。 ' X2 M, r" c9 r. W# G# a; K
You see road carefully * i' w0 n& ]% U& q; U& t! L/ i9 b
你小心睇路 $ |: V6 w5 ]0 b
You go to street carefully
2 g# t9 ~5 i. k) m5 Q* T; p& S7 V你出街小心D。
6 e- D8 W+ L9 J2 g: o; TDo the world
! g5 H" H2 V0 p; v8 e+ ~# K1 c做世界 。 3 ?  V+ H% n* K5 ^
Big tea rice
3 N# L2 ^& G1 ]( R( b5 b大茶饭 。 / A! a* N! |% K- O( P& q3 U/ ~$ H  m$ r7 k
American chinese not enough.
' @3 i8 Y9 o" A& u2 u' D& q美中不足。 8 C$ `' T$ {8 z) U5 S: |$ u3 L2 A
King eight egg.
3 N: k; `" N  m" A' K王八蛋
# B/ ]. I( k0 d! `) E8 e/ R: v! a/ hHigh hand.
& U# i, T4 }: \6 N/ v0 ^高手 2 T1 e' k# K/ ^) n5 X+ r" u/ a, T

3 m0 X- \- E* O5 f4 h  {6 |: p  lOld dot.
  F# n2 K5 }  Q6 u" u老点 ( L- }# l% Z# q
One old water - [0 Y2 _. ?# |4 g) Y- x
一旧水
7 `- i) Q1 j* yI know your mouse.
# Q# B& Q0 O8 {. K: `我识你老鼠！
* d2 h1 _0 C& |: `7 J7 VMeasure water/Pound water. 8 l1 [1 c1 K# x) }+ [# J3 D; M% [
磅水 ) R" P- `. u$ v! Z
A dragon service. 2 D5 \$ B: w- N/ O. u
一条龙服务
9 m% V5 M) Y/ g# A% N! ?, F/ rPump water. 1 ^! p+ G" ?/ ]/ h
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 }% W5 r2 y: Z  l: `$ j我吹鸡打你班友。
; `8 a$ h) z: \& VYou jump building.
1 D$ g2 r+ R) i0 F5 V! f你跳楼啦。
. F' j7 u% |0 q1 k- U' BYou come back home and eat banana 8 s5 Z7 O6 ^* K0 ~$ [9 y* n0 |
你返屋企食蕉啦
! ^* B& P1 p  F  _- N% m# E3 @I give you a hair.
. F, G* K2 x) K我俾条毛你ar! - z) m6 Q7 G: s1 N
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Collect skin 1 x7 s# Y/ [* O. i$ K$ l$ o
收皮 ' ?. T3 o2 n' x! W( s" N
Collect father + Q0 W, V- H5 d% v- R5 r
收爹
( ]  g, m3 U; h' F8 HYou give me collect father.
: a, p8 @# t1 e( Q: ]你同我收爹！ 7 v5 r0 @, z5 d3 z
Laugh die me. & E: i) F. g! g2 W. r( M) K* |& d7 f
笑死我。 # [5 t5 U$ O3 H9 T
You give me stop. % h$ n: _1 j3 \4 I
你同我企系度。
+ N; g  d) o: r% IEight woman , b8 c& {1 }* {
八婆
* S$ [% |0 w1 j9 g/ M# vEight woman,you are good!
( L$ B$ {+ y1 T( o八婆，你好o野! " u  R5 D4 O9 D0 M+ Q
What the spring do you do?
( [4 X' t1 }3 L* G你搞乜春啊?
- X4 D* w  z2 @% `2 eA dog of eating dung & Y5 y. R8 t: x7 u/ s. |, X
食屎狗
+ n0 S7 A" X5 HA ghost of ass * g8 y  |+ r" u. M) p" g, n
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....- t# x, J! b/ v; d# N1 B
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
7 O1 T' o6 b6 G' z5 s: I2 Jthis is not hong kong style english.....% f9 D' p( T0 R6 U( d
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
. T& L: a; [/ L. Zi've already ban this shit...
8 n3 J4 c  l/ T0 Udon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.