[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 C" \; b- h* X% t' {& {" _1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 F6 T- Y1 c8 p( l6 g% @' E99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 |0 v; b: |- o/ D/ Q6 g. o  ~2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ p2 [; e7 B% H# Y
a.They give like hell. * Y3 s; U6 V6 k
b.They do not yell.
3 g" K# G6 {9 r) Kc.They do not tell.
# m# Q, H  E6 g+ R1 B6 fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. h# Z5 h6 J: f, }7 P+ \/ v
- a HEART to love him,
$ V$ ?9 ], O/ D* M5 Z) r7 M& V- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 Q$ m* P4 M# @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ [3 _+ X) l3 A; D
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# I# J/ \+ C1 l- g  N( }& ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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& q! b/ W% x! I5) What is the strongest muscle?
  t7 z4 W$ _+ _5 U7 i+ ?. o, O1 lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, a" D$ ~* {, Z# X. p
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ f/ n( q( j) p7 e& r  j6 m0 Q. iThe arse hole is always in front of you.7 V/ H7 }7 q5 ^* }

, v: E2 G2 T2 A6 ~. K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 K: L  z% a5 M- ~When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ V7 T8 ^5 _% Y% m" Q$ u8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# y# ~, U0 I9 xThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# R; O  m$ ?2 X8 a$ u
keep it up~~' H( m  \. s- A0 Q- V% L
cheers

maksim2046

that is great