香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
7 W$ f9 J  \8 }8 Y* R9 n* Z: I9 h甘多人死，唔见你死。
; N1 ?; _& _, n% p# |. E3 o$ C2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
+ O1 Y- V5 c  @. C* i  X+ }你教我以后点出嚟行? ) T0 @; W  L( d! ^" k
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
5 h$ ~1 ^8 A" `0 v$ G% q+ q  D3 o- @如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 7 @8 S( ]6 o- K6 B/ p3 S4 @
4 "I saw a pork chop"
+ _  B( r$ a5 D( W我见到件猪扒啊。
8 u$ F) m& w% F: a5 Are you road? . C  s/ h* ?' V2 X* K
你系咪路啊？
0 T0 a* X& o' B* ]6 What the water are you? 8 f, P+ K4 n( ?# i/ u3 C$ l
你系乜水啊？
9 y5 q2 `# |8 C- n% g7 Do you big me?
8 X: ^$ m- i  b* c你大我啊？ ( l$ j5 X8 a' P7 U+ f
8 Zebra chops people. 3 t8 c, }2 E  m# b( j
班马劈友。
7 k. B6 X$ e' X, h( p- H$ U% }" a2 H9 The king of the cutting girl.   V& P4 r" `; h4 j
界女王。 $ r2 B$ G9 j) _8 |# n
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
5 D: O$ |3 m7 ^" }& _批我个头俾你当凳坐。 3 E$ f, ?; y3 Q' s! b1 s
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? & c( s6 M, X% _8 H% e6 y3 J
你当我无到？
! k! f' E7 P, Q# w. ?2 {( L12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
0 q' ?' F0 m+ G! [+ V' Z2 h你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 0 `+ d9 }" b) G: K. m$ o
13 Today I was very black son. 9 e$ i7 D( W- ]# p, M
今日我好黑仔。   s! V! z  @- b! r  y: T; F1 y
14 I am wearing grass. 6 S# E1 X. |* d7 N7 M7 H
我着紧草。
) `6 T' ~9 M* B4 q7 B; K15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! & \! F5 J* r! S
你未够班同我讲数！ 4 X; t6 t7 ?. e6 X' h
16 Two beat six. 8 i; V3 o1 [+ V
二打六 0 r2 @/ o( P+ q5 k+ p" X2 Y
17 Two five son. 1 q# M' t4 J' \, O4 u$ b' ~! u
二五仔
8 `% W$ `* W/ B18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
' R  L5 E! M' s( D- `% z琴琴青
3 e# Y2 G! H  G# d( M19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
; i  j" f# g5 T# o, |1 L: H# h我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ) M% R  q6 B4 F, S& G3 H2 @
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 + i) v6 I+ e$ e( d4 p0 ~% L! Q0 n
蠢蠢欲動 。
! ~+ b0 b4 }7 v) b5 p$ M21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
. Y9 k0 E+ }* J& H! C4 @人山人海 。
; n+ y( z5 |# Z- C7 `4 R, e. \22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
* Y. N  }" X2 c% x6 m你算老幾?
5 E. b% W5 ~4 c& A23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
4 t' S0 I: M9 L7 X/ Q3 }0 q' t% f你講乜鬼?
; I% k3 F5 M0 ^: {! _24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　   S, T* W( l* T  e1 P) J
我驚你有牙！
: y5 r( X, E& a* Y25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 : `# r% t. z! R% q
心花怒放。   & w$ F; l: P& a, [1 V! w6 O" B
Fish skin & A: u( n! x2 Z
鱼皮 。 1 F  _" T& R9 w
Monster of blowing water.
1 X6 a, t( g! r吹水怪。
9 l# j) F% t/ T; J. eFace green green 4 K) ]. N( r. `' H) N0 i
面青青。 % c6 r" e; [7 |% `& T
You see road carefully ) Z! @$ Q+ x; W$ f1 {
你小心睇路
1 k' {  q0 O+ _You go to street carefully $ |( l1 V  G. w! e# R
你出街小心D。 4 A( j( R/ Q. Z
Do the world
1 m9 z# \" R9 u( H做世界 。
! f0 y# A! ?5 G% eBig tea rice
# ?+ I7 j* t7 i大茶饭 。 3 N* i+ }: o6 k1 \" f  g- N% m
American chinese not enough. 3 j3 R. T4 q+ `9 C( s1 |
美中不足。
( a8 J& Y: j$ l, KKing eight egg.
% w; S4 X; S0 i1 r# I. V王八蛋 9 y/ b* z2 [7 Y9 l3 d
High hand.
( o0 f/ l* m8 B' j9 r5 `高手
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Old dot.
, P$ |1 |6 t7 e. j7 i& g9 u; {, _老点
- X% B4 M( e+ s1 I. \7 u! {One old water
5 v6 n$ u( w) K$ d' P7 p一旧水
: `& ~8 @) S$ W1 F8 K& {2 }I know your mouse.
% e9 _8 P( z0 G0 l$ [我识你老鼠！ * O8 W2 C& A# Y- ?
Measure water/Pound water. " D7 r, H9 n# ^  N3 d
磅水
  @: a# S8 w% R0 ]# ]: E0 kA dragon service.
7 b+ r! _! p4 U5 K  U* ~一条龙服务
3 H, o) V; g! c* ]Pump water.
8 d5 Z- W; L1 {4 |  n+ {; L****
5 k4 F! f( z! g9 e3 C( |I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 h& b; l! G. M3 m+ y! y: r& [
我吹鸡打你班友。
. e# @1 v% S& Q, l( xYou jump building. ! T' P4 Y* W' E7 i( B+ M' i
你跳楼啦。
+ e- N& |$ p' H, l7 V3 XYou come back home and eat banana # {/ e3 |( Y& D8 e9 A  L! D9 S7 e
你返屋企食蕉啦 ) B9 D1 `3 @, E
I give you a hair.
$ r& k: A3 c% U" P" P+ U0 L4 l我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
7 y! v9 D! V9 r* H3 i5 e* Z收皮 6 o5 Q. ?/ Y5 T( A; y
Collect father ; r4 a0 k2 q: y4 T. X( _1 J  `! [
收爹 , }1 C; F2 k. ^, y
You give me collect father.
" T" o6 O$ K: y! M  {你同我收爹！ " Y- a) l, m2 A5 c* F9 r, b
Laugh die me. & \, ]  |. y6 K1 d
笑死我。
+ Z+ q' C: P/ R  X# z6 VYou give me stop. + g- n- Y4 d; F: q
你同我企系度。
% \/ H* |! f, S8 zEight woman 2 G7 t6 c! [+ c% T. ]4 @: g
八婆 6 e: S" L5 e# k2 p1 P9 c
Eight woman,you are good!
# t7 V2 r8 Z5 ^! }5 M, y2 l4 h1 ?八婆，你好o野! : ]+ C* P9 h0 c; b# w" d
What the spring do you do? . y- G; t8 q% M) z9 [5 H
你搞乜春啊? 3 o! v2 W1 A; T, ?. S* Y+ F8 z' y
A dog of eating dung
5 }& K$ p1 t7 D2 o% i5 N4 P% Y食屎狗
5 b  D/ R$ I- k: MA ghost of ass
1 c6 ?1 @' u  g屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
6 N  L" _9 }! \3 F- I% r8 n都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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5 B0 s1 M+ o5 G% |totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......; k1 T. w# V5 g/ W; H* a& `# h
this is not hong kong style english.....
; W+ x. O1 {' d0 r# ^6 i; Sthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
( e( ?9 j$ Q5 G" H& Z8 \' L- b- ei've already ban this shit...
0 y) F5 l; ?! a% H% O5 ^/ g5 F  Kdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.