香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. * t' o& ^. H: k8 q/ o6 d* ?4 q
甘多人死，唔见你死。 $ s5 s* x# f6 D4 c
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? : N6 |% b6 |4 ^! \9 V
你教我以后点出嚟行? , q. x6 k5 d  j3 W5 b
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
+ M4 b6 N7 S8 ~) s# Y0 Y/ b如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 , V0 g+ F1 U+ M% f
4 "I saw a pork chop"
8 J( _. J8 u6 O; a( Z4 q5 g: W! Q: h我见到件猪扒啊。 1 `/ L' s* M' i% y) F& b3 i
5 Are you road?   p6 O& c7 h- O+ O. B
你系咪路啊？ & ?) z) u/ w; y, Z* Z- Z
6 What the water are you?
  U. B1 S0 \4 u) E你系乜水啊？
  l# z8 U: u' H: T% \4 G/ F3 q; ~7 Do you big me? $ E3 h- x% |. x: U: ]+ |! J) K& D( z
你大我啊？
& `. @" B3 m6 d! K' T8 Zebra chops people.
7 @( d# F( u) F& x; ]; H5 B# H* j班马劈友。 2 y0 h  D( l: D6 k  s$ L
9 The king of the cutting girl. : N: L1 g. T* V) R
界女王。
6 C! g, r. v. I; X0 n, H1 b$ K10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
1 m+ K2 \* }8 f  }批我个头俾你当凳坐。 , f! I- b. i1 w3 K, L) C" \" o+ Z
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
2 @8 T4 w7 E- T0 F8 m" z* {你当我无到？ 0 K, e2 @8 V7 }2 b; ^9 T5 \
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ' i$ r4 ?+ M4 J- ~4 M
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
* M" i5 V% Y/ s( ]13 Today I was very black son. ( Q' W* Y: v8 M
今日我好黑仔。 5 u- _* Y, v. K* M3 R  M$ I2 z% Q$ H
14 I am wearing grass. " h2 G; X' H8 _* f% }6 G6 }8 y2 r
我着紧草。
/ b9 x% N0 U, Y  }0 a8 n% K" v15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
* l% J: }# A% g, L你未够班同我讲数！
! U$ i8 S1 n% _! }5 E! e16 Two beat six. ; P" A; U& n6 P
二打六
+ |* g6 A* \" Z0 ~1 S( C17 Two five son.
$ d4 i" u5 L, ^; P/ O二五仔 ; d9 g/ M3 v+ A7 q8 i' w2 a
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ; r- P6 p3 m) u1 U5 b* |
琴琴青 4 V7 Y* {0 o' C9 R* {' ^! X4 Q! c
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ) j/ g3 ~% m4 S) R3 L
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 0 u' q5 `& x7 ~6 c' A
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
1 h% a. z8 N1 Q3 s5 e) s8 B蠢蠢欲動 。
+ R1 W. g' E+ F9 U5 }21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 / f, L+ P3 @; _$ y7 C
人山人海 。 & U, I, `, r$ J: a! Q0 A
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
- h  H" n2 ]. {你算老幾? 7 P  s; h- T- V8 i% c. I
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 " K, n+ I+ }! I2 ?7 ~9 G
你講乜鬼? + I8 U; B% @$ \# K$ K. m
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 " Y5 m5 k. A0 |' r
我驚你有牙！
! {" C4 |+ A7 g/ z; _25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 5 T8 T1 ?2 {8 R  r" i/ t9 |- g
心花怒放。   / S& E' f% E  B# [% Z( e
Fish skin
, D( Y8 m: t8 p; `7 f4 w鱼皮 。
$ R8 p0 Y# x1 S& p0 b1 v4 fMonster of blowing water. " `1 C$ \: p, o* d# Z7 n, I
吹水怪。
8 b3 D3 i3 l7 D6 J) r) AFace green green
: M0 Z) J0 F6 e面青青。 + h) I$ h4 j( T* b( V- k
You see road carefully
! L1 E4 ], g; _& X! M你小心睇路
5 y. H; e- q9 P: U2 nYou go to street carefully : D& j* E0 O* i5 H# K# \$ u
你出街小心D。 ( R( F# s5 ]0 A* G! H
Do the world
: z% H6 Q* r& a& f% J' y4 E做世界 。
9 M3 N" h, s! e. E8 y9 G7 \' oBig tea rice
, l, e$ c8 h! A6 a& u+ b大茶饭 。 % s/ R! N2 S$ f2 X. ?/ x
American chinese not enough. 0 g" [' x& D) _1 t7 l
美中不足。
. B" y2 W1 u- U. s& k% I8 B$ `King eight egg. 4 i% H% ~, @% Z
王八蛋 6 o0 {3 T" h. `
High hand.
; F, @8 O+ P6 ]2 X$ [( ?高手 - i4 U7 t) u# Q9 Y0 J2 Y

: G" V% x8 `- T: P9 ]- l/ zOld dot.
  F9 O' _1 \" X4 a# z老点 $ j3 A4 T' Y* o
One old water
4 U' @/ c3 V( j# V一旧水 4 N% x! u1 P: {. @! y6 _! Z/ v
I know your mouse.
& |0 F: c  E, j* q& u我识你老鼠！ + N4 i7 `6 D6 J1 p  v: P  `
Measure water/Pound water. # H" y# V  \1 _6 r- X, @- P$ A
磅水
- t; w. m3 S+ i, D4 [& p- ?! LA dragon service.
* z/ `. b) V, h: [一条龙服务
- G0 |. A$ y6 s+ K& J/ XPump water.
. g3 `5 R0 b8 M5 T# y****
- d" R; n. O2 W! A$ eI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
+ g7 ]4 e. o, y+ [* O" Z我吹鸡打你班友。 & p9 l$ y4 g/ F8 P$ [7 ^
You jump building.
* Z) P& z! {4 ?你跳楼啦。 4 q! Y3 |. Y  d5 Z6 l* |3 {
You come back home and eat banana
; U6 B& F' N( R  H* m- x你返屋企食蕉啦
7 K. p' c( h& M1 |- ~6 P. Q) z9 a3 l) EI give you a hair. * g: X9 j) ]2 s( L; [% o' B1 {
我俾条毛你ar! 0 O, Z- h+ Y8 }1 B% H1 E/ F8 I

" {4 l: n! F3 O6 C0 C8 c+ ^Collect skin
4 y5 R6 M( D3 r& O+ L收皮
. y2 h; Z# [& n# n+ ^: M) {Collect father
$ d5 G& R" c  d$ \" ]( I: k收爹
( R( [" @/ k* u7 aYou give me collect father.
9 ~6 ~. U) G: v/ w你同我收爹！ 8 {& h$ e% C0 {, h
Laugh die me. 2 A0 A( w, k* v0 S) ?  Q
笑死我。
* Q: z- A8 g) u0 V; H- xYou give me stop.
0 Z9 p: l+ G8 {" j你同我企系度。 $ f  W, u4 W/ q( [2 N
Eight woman
" v8 r* l+ I4 ^八婆 6 r+ V9 N( l- Q0 H) Q
Eight woman,you are good! & {6 [# w1 @: \1 B; m+ p
八婆，你好o野!
; m( h' W9 Y4 g6 @, \9 mWhat the spring do you do?
) N- n8 f2 ?' y+ {  G你搞乜春啊?
! s+ l2 B, j+ o- |A dog of eating dung ) V% D  x8 s  f3 u
食屎狗 5 M. K/ a0 S. D. U' J$ y' D# d
A ghost of ass
) M; p; M  _7 K& t" s屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意....., q5 Y6 M) z8 ]+ I9 I, n
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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3 w$ m9 W" p0 Stotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......& ^# U. V! p6 W: K1 }! U! t3 Z
this is not hong kong style english.....* `$ A( t+ n1 y" W
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....; o: |' t/ M3 T. Z# A
i've already ban this shit...) T: ]( I2 v2 e/ E4 m& ]
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.