香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
8 z0 P7 A" [7 i2 K$ a甘多人死，唔见你死。
6 y& w) c' {8 ~+ ~, f, N3 y8 K; c7 y6 M2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
) E; Q4 C/ f. z5 }, Q$ m5 q: r5 L你教我以后点出嚟行? " o9 Q7 q# H! ~5 U( w; X, Z
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. - `, x, Y( W. p. {+ w! T6 T2 Z+ z
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 + U- {5 b# R- C0 K
4 "I saw a pork chop" 5 m% m! w* e  D- Q. n
我见到件猪扒啊。 0 X0 }' k/ r. J, D1 N# S
5 Are you road?
8 i7 h, I6 s/ h: q3 y4 x你系咪路啊？
- {$ |5 ]% D7 @0 I( m6 What the water are you? * s& {( V% L# H5 q- {7 c! {
你系乜水啊？
+ t, m- b+ q9 {4 g7 Do you big me?   A# n- W( B3 |7 B2 S( D5 Y
你大我啊？
' i$ i- L6 i" f! j% R7 L8 Zebra chops people.
1 x6 Q9 b, L# e班马劈友。 % B8 h  t! t- @/ ]& O" c
9 The king of the cutting girl. 7 \, k, A1 y; F: C
界女王。
2 N( i! @% L/ C10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ) z8 |) {% q; |, A
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 6 G: y( }; d9 E8 @
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
* t. G+ T# L  I- w3 X" J你当我无到？
! a: @" M" c( r" n/ e% {! |' I1 Y12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
6 F+ B2 o6 N3 Y2 h* g/ V# B你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ " e2 i( g4 I. N5 R; X& X
13 Today I was very black son.
  a8 q. m! C0 Y今日我好黑仔。
  h& Z' }! Z* N2 V( i: L. k  B14 I am wearing grass. 0 V0 J6 U) r& S& h- P1 ]
我着紧草。
& n- [  L' J: V! X& F) E15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
% t: `1 m) B# C2 [9 x! v9 e你未够班同我讲数！
# j- e4 p# ~! a8 h16 Two beat six.
6 x4 o% m/ j! Y: @- [! L二打六 9 \, V. j0 r3 l- m7 z# \( t
17 Two five son.
# a) O% M: u0 P+ A6 }% u) Q7 u二五仔 " q$ [  F5 b/ y) J3 U
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　   k( ?5 m- Z' V" B0 N# V4 ~
琴琴青
9 K7 `+ I6 }( t% T2 w& {$ {19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 + }' g0 c  ^; o( x- r$ B9 q/ n8 M
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
) [" O0 [( B3 {# o20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
0 Q  n6 g5 _+ c5 {* R蠢蠢欲動 。 ( K& U' z) j- u" N& n6 n
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
! Y, F3 k( W! P: t8 m人山人海 。
* l' R7 a' I8 Q9 I( h/ A) |* n  ]22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
2 f) }4 C( r( B  E: p你算老幾? " Z! X7 \" {& z1 c
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
0 [& \$ h+ ^" n! }" r你講乜鬼?
. c# P- O# ]! v% y24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
, L- n7 |8 ?# ^0 O) {* Q4 @6 O我驚你有牙！ : C/ q" f1 O1 K" A4 v
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
  F6 O+ C+ X3 ]5 u心花怒放。   $ l4 l& R( K/ R. E
Fish skin
3 R- k, a/ N8 i# j5 {  |鱼皮 。 ( P6 s! q! A/ V  K  W/ ~5 ?) d
Monster of blowing water.
( m. ]" e' t3 ?( F吹水怪。 ! f- D) E  R3 e
Face green green
2 ~" A9 r2 i( [; Q- X7 f面青青。
) ]( P( D& ?2 X, E7 `. v) a; {' wYou see road carefully
1 o  Y8 j$ d4 C% @4 R# v你小心睇路 : s$ b: L( U2 ]3 h- Y6 r
You go to street carefully 5 Z* _) |6 o) P" x0 |. |
你出街小心D。
$ s% {# P! S8 Z/ c. \  B/ ODo the world - n; h+ B7 L, H$ E9 X  t; H
做世界 。 9 E2 V/ }' P) F+ t0 P
Big tea rice
1 B' q" T8 {, @大茶饭 。 # c7 E& r- P: U! \0 p7 I  ^
American chinese not enough.
6 v/ M( ?; L/ M$ z美中不足。 ' C2 g/ V% t6 C" I/ K, Z; e
King eight egg.
( K0 `/ N& @5 r2 m王八蛋 3 X( k8 {" x  b# }1 F9 i
High hand.
6 j% S7 U, _& Y+ b5 H! n9 S( H高手 , h7 U7 ^$ N' Q/ M
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Old dot.   Q7 X- |* n! g% t+ t8 R1 v$ X
老点
1 a% ^- j% z" gOne old water
0 Z" s1 `! W; b; {一旧水
8 I' e# t" b2 w, _; O; b' z3 xI know your mouse.
( Q# ~7 w6 j+ Y7 s" A: E0 t  L7 v6 ?我识你老鼠！ ( D2 R% I& g3 r0 u& s
Measure water/Pound water.
3 g, s* O+ t5 T% e! A磅水
* b, |4 o0 m; r  lA dragon service.
# Y2 I9 ]0 T+ b+ `8 G一条龙服务
0 m1 c7 a$ |8 g$ |: L. ]- V/ EPump water. 6 c+ D/ h. M1 N3 f& D# _, V9 `
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( C4 v& |( Y! V- [+ h( [I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 l* b! x: b8 V4 N7 ]3 D
我吹鸡打你班友。 ! ^- v0 ?5 y4 s" E1 F/ X4 `6 E
You jump building.
& b% u6 \1 ]+ M! H你跳楼啦。 1 v9 P5 ^7 w6 a, _9 t- f1 }
You come back home and eat banana
* p" Y4 j6 F/ V( F  K9 j你返屋企食蕉啦 ' q' V# l1 A$ X4 W5 O! Q
I give you a hair. 4 |+ Y; a9 x+ h
我俾条毛你ar! ) x+ w; d" b1 t+ X

0 H' c" v. L( @Collect skin
3 k! q7 F' m2 S' O$ c收皮 $ y& b# q, c5 |" e- ], {" q# `
Collect father ' g0 y+ d' x+ K" [; d, O% J
收爹 4 Y! }/ y) w' z" e( q3 R* N% _
You give me collect father. ' V' E" s' p+ Y: P- m: {1 z
你同我收爹！
* O& F4 v: Q7 L" B6 K4 I2 ?& R, JLaugh die me.
* s% z. A9 q- u+ l& @2 K笑死我。
# i4 \5 I; c" R) B8 ]3 z4 T1 G8 EYou give me stop. 9 L5 D- A1 J4 R6 i
你同我企系度。 + e& l. E& }  N6 @4 Q
Eight woman
; u# Z7 T/ P$ |! n  @$ \八婆
. V8 [3 a" Y6 y" @$ F7 e5 \Eight woman,you are good!
5 R5 Q+ u" r; x八婆，你好o野!
9 w# ~* W) L4 K$ dWhat the spring do you do?
" B, T4 B! K0 @你搞乜春啊?
# K' e# ^: O, g/ tA dog of eating dung
; e: s4 |5 o- q食屎狗
( y; l7 a  e  u  [# P  a, hA ghost of ass : k3 n" ~$ ?* W" B5 [$ S/ n
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....9 y6 J: V. I6 n! |! T
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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. v8 M6 I, I  V$ Qtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......& ?- d7 n2 }9 j3 F& b: k, T0 E, l
this is not hong kong style english.....+ U( U* z5 l. V* \0 U/ z8 H& D, T! A
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
& N+ |4 e5 b$ _8 S6 j: Ki've already ban this shit...9 G4 w  E$ N& x# q* ^& a- _( q
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.