香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. % a4 ^0 L# X! ~! K8 S
甘多人死，唔见你死。 . M. R0 b% h- i* o1 x* U) X
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? . `+ N( B6 x  \' y! @4 I' G
你教我以后点出嚟行?
: C2 n0 s. q+ x: y  c1 a3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
; Z/ z% T0 e3 V; {) D. q! s5 k如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
2 n* q# l$ u# B4 e5 k4 "I saw a pork chop" . y6 C$ f0 l& J2 z  H9 P
我见到件猪扒啊。 2 j& f9 ]& W# v5 L4 j/ |/ Y
5 Are you road?
: h) X# h$ D6 a2 C2 L9 v你系咪路啊？ . F) u' e! u1 V# p' n0 N
6 What the water are you?
# y0 h, P/ p  L3 T9 P. n$ A, L你系乜水啊？
1 g5 z1 t3 W" w! j1 p3 T7 Do you big me? % y. O: s+ n/ S2 j
你大我啊？
3 o3 W3 r! }4 C# |! X$ @8 Zebra chops people. : S& e* O/ }0 p  L* ]" o6 V
班马劈友。 , j" R5 y% s& n5 j, ~; U1 l0 v( V; |
9 The king of the cutting girl. # y( |* o0 O! g1 J. D1 _
界女王。
" O, z4 Q+ Q& H7 w; a10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. % m( p/ p# w8 B4 E3 c: P
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
  P& S- l* h. {1 p4 @) f11 Do you think me didn't arrive? / Y3 h( v& z% h( W
你当我无到？
4 B9 h3 w+ [9 y( G6 `. V9 U12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
1 I; s2 M0 k5 L0 I2 U8 I你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ # M' J& K5 ~: s$ n
13 Today I was very black son.
* S) {  f' s" e8 A今日我好黑仔。 # F% ^  u( A/ |" q3 X' O: F
14 I am wearing grass.
" U- _2 w! X. m6 _我着紧草。
, k: ]) e  M: Q* E15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
$ z9 ~/ b/ u' X7 A你未够班同我讲数！ 2 W( C9 R2 A2 Z1 }' g; I
16 Two beat six.
9 r7 O6 Q4 t6 r二打六
) |0 `7 M  \' X; \0 I17 Two five son.
/ l( ?- ?& _3 o" A' t& o二五仔 ' X: ]6 ?( @" L! `9 Z. j4 a  F( I5 k
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
2 t7 G8 N5 L# c3 O& p  h! C0 |: G5 Y9 G; h琴琴青 + X5 _$ B: U8 s" n
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
3 a% @0 M0 `3 |我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ( m& `( ~9 a6 F* {+ u; A
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
: i; r3 s! C' h$ D1 \蠢蠢欲動 。 - {, N2 k( n$ b' g/ K; S
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
; }1 t/ ]. V, r# S1 }. `0 [人山人海 。
- E! v6 O2 T2 Q1 k22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 9 @# h# S  r4 ?* ?7 j: l
你算老幾? 5 U% ^- E7 s5 o* I, j# n
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 6 T$ P4 n: Q) u- A+ W: V6 Z9 M# J
你講乜鬼?
+ K5 N2 l+ t$ i- J' E+ c24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
! s8 a6 {% d! ~& f我驚你有牙！
$ F% @0 M: X  l8 ?6 D25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ( D9 I( X. [9 A: @4 p4 A  \
心花怒放。   ( ]' W$ K7 E: n0 b) y( ^& x
Fish skin " ^' f! N: R3 l( ^  Z$ P0 Y& [
鱼皮 。
# ^# g1 @' O0 W. T% P: D# D6 mMonster of blowing water. + N+ d/ m% r( [  w( h
吹水怪。
3 W" l" m: a6 N9 M4 UFace green green
) {: M1 G, \& P9 D: Q' \0 \8 B6 {7 ^. b面青青。 / B& L# c. G. [1 V( P
You see road carefully
& o% f: g# Q/ m3 N# Z1 C你小心睇路 ! l% ?# x/ {- j7 f5 q
You go to street carefully ( B, S( l& b( h1 A
你出街小心D。   u0 W& P. `$ c0 v
Do the world
7 G, v8 O5 Z- ]6 P$ n! e做世界 。
: u* N5 l- M1 N% lBig tea rice
. \/ W& p/ c0 S$ Q) ~6 W9 M大茶饭 。 * I) o, y8 c' d% k
American chinese not enough.
! [; a. ^  ^1 M, c: {* `! @% w; l- l美中不足。 ; u0 E. p0 C6 B, l8 e* ^& J
King eight egg. , `% p2 t4 w. w* F3 t6 B
王八蛋
9 G, V& G0 c6 l% p9 _High hand.
6 a2 J( }/ x, U6 a高手
7 T7 v& B- H% v' I6 v( l7 [% x+ ?1 t$ u, P" ~( z) y- f, G
Old dot. ' \1 E5 Y: N4 w6 R( C) `0 z
老点
8 U+ w6 ~1 n) n( BOne old water % `: ^& h( G/ R) T- c. d- R+ T
一旧水 & n! L; y* b1 z( W* B$ D# B
I know your mouse. , f2 a3 d6 B$ o+ d' J9 k5 {' I4 q
我识你老鼠！ " I" t  g$ n1 |% u  z7 I0 j0 O
Measure water/Pound water. " Y" p6 R( I3 e) A9 O0 m, t+ r
磅水 : T4 i" J$ a" e) l; g/ R% j
A dragon service.
- Z& `: u9 m& k% u9 t/ U# ~一条龙服务
5 L4 W0 D/ A9 l: H; k3 yPump water. 2 M2 N, g7 {7 Q: H- O
**** ( X9 X, U0 i8 B, Z) b% Y
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 6 U' f# d7 o& P# A
我吹鸡打你班友。
; \, O' ~, M! r( F* i0 F. P* XYou jump building. ) v  S* e, J9 z, `% d
你跳楼啦。
( E. ?! c5 u+ _4 _8 b0 ^- @You come back home and eat banana
2 j' `5 D- r& }% q你返屋企食蕉啦 4 l0 Q% J5 L, u
I give you a hair.
* ^, {) p. }+ B/ @. `9 s4 h我俾条毛你ar!
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5 `: z+ j. v  ?9 y6 MCollect skin 1 l- k, U4 f; R% s. f2 }6 J
收皮
5 |+ D% _8 Y. uCollect father
1 z6 m9 ?: V0 f; j! }收爹 - y! r1 G5 I, X# R* C2 M: t
You give me collect father.
! Y# U) ~( b% `, \& N你同我收爹！
& x4 o% w% `9 ]5 y; gLaugh die me.
; J6 h: [2 T) z% V4 [% m笑死我。 ! t* j. d) Z8 J; |
You give me stop.
- G/ ^$ C/ k- E5 p3 k; J# {你同我企系度。 , k0 h# b% B3 X9 N1 o7 r- k, p
Eight woman * b' q8 W$ }8 X  {, w% @% a' m9 N4 S: L
八婆
* X5 {2 {+ e6 S( EEight woman,you are good! ) |4 j' I2 ^+ q/ I
八婆，你好o野! . E0 o7 M+ z8 A' P5 ^( o
What the spring do you do? 7 }8 y* ~/ x+ y3 E5 H
你搞乜春啊? 9 m7 z, t! J$ V
A dog of eating dung & Q& j  n7 ~* N' D" J
食屎狗
. l6 [4 c7 n) ?, m- @0 BA ghost of ass
: i7 l! {9 j) O/ S- v, m: {! g屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
- a6 b9 Y( s2 ~, Q: ?& n' T都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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1 I6 K) [6 J- Z$ O1 \* btotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
+ ?1 |, y9 R! S+ v7 ythis is not hong kong style english...../ a. v! q/ j- h  ^
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
3 d  G2 `- h* I$ S, B1 `i've already ban this shit...
1 f, Z6 N- ^6 V6 Hdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.