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1 So many people die, never see you die.
2 f& d( V" K8 q+ H. y- _! N甘多人死,唔见你死。 ! g2 k" j  v- R# s8 H
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
& _% j; W: M5 W0 m( Q  R: R5 U你教我以后点出嚟行?
2 M' [% ^# V: c; a1 g; y' U3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
; }: a: |1 d4 }5 |) s1 D2 z# c如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
% ^9 N* w* U) F. f4 "I saw a pork chop" 9 J* D- \) m; M  R* c
我见到件猪扒啊。
% k/ F# h* H! O) d/ F5 Are you road?   C+ i* ]6 @2 L8 S4 N
你系咪路啊?
& k; c6 q3 d% R' e! }( J: A, }6 What the water are you?
/ m1 e$ b. D' `你系乜水啊? 2 ]# z! H/ [  R. W: U: y# o' C6 m2 X
7 Do you big me? & A; |6 n- X7 z1 N
你大我啊? ! l% K: A" r' p' l* `, A5 v& t
8 Zebra chops people. ( \7 k# z6 M1 ^- U; ^
班马劈友。
3 X9 }" n4 q4 i# E9 l2 d9 The king of the cutting girl.
* @- A, A+ m* T  ^7 k7 ]+ M界女王。 * L; V% }# V9 T/ Y
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
- A* ^1 M* ]! u0 _. j, J- r8 h批我个头俾你当凳坐。 4 M9 Y& }& e1 J5 I- J8 @
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ; F" J3 v/ X+ _
你当我无到?
' W) v9 a) D; }  d  S, P# B12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
' p% i" C( S5 _0 l% f你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
* b2 s9 M' r2 f13 Today I was very black son.
# m- [# `0 \% z6 p6 b$ Q今日我好黑仔。 + w. }9 _- g; a* B* l! P+ p
14 I am wearing grass. 6 P- D: G9 C5 G- m7 H2 g! }2 n* B1 v
我着紧草。
# r" N* M$ w2 Q' W& K  A15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
1 W& k% T! S) q" J9 G6 Y你未够班同我讲数!
( {: M0 x* h# h6 d3 }+ z- g* o. l16 Two beat six.
; R1 H2 r. s5 [" F, }/ J/ W% y9 j二打六 $ R1 G$ p$ {1 a6 p
17 Two five son. , U7 W0 G% f( h) a4 O" G" I
二五仔
0 c5 }% K# @( J8 h  l& G18 Piano piano green.          
( G) N) T2 @; a5 I琴琴青
8 z5 j3 z( d2 y/ ]8 e, H, G19 I give you some colour to see see.      ( p6 v+ [! C- S& U" {" F, [& k# t
我俾D顏色你睇睇!
) _; l% K3 O& V20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
2 Z, z5 s0 s  r1 K! i8 m& c  |蠢蠢欲動 。   o0 o0 e1 ?# x
21 People mountain people sea .    
9 z5 K, H, ~+ _$ W" |& r! O8 e人山人海 。 0 P6 t3 f9 I# g/ L, i" n1 B3 x
22 How senior are you?          $ r% Q( T/ ^9 y' {7 v8 c$ `
你算老幾?
$ M* |2 _6 E* Q5 F6 l" i# ^$ B23 What the ghost are you talk?    
! X5 m) S  M+ S; r( u你講乜鬼?
7 l0 Q; p9 N3 d# Q4 B24 I fear that you have teeth.         
4 X/ N3 u" ?6 x* q" w/ p' ?6 c我驚你有牙!
5 K! {  }7 x- |25 Heart flower angry open.      
" z" u% `9 F9 B1 o: O心花怒放。   
4 [7 ]+ S  X: i9 uFish skin / ]- d' }" v+ _! Q/ U9 k3 g9 ^
鱼皮 。 ; E6 }7 {$ P0 ^( I
Monster of blowing water.
- n$ D0 M+ _! ^1 |# x7 [3 q吹水怪。
) B" g$ z1 j  r1 B9 OFace green green
8 i5 P9 t9 K# q) S, P. o- }3 Y5 o% \- |$ v面青青。
5 C, e% ^' k8 s$ pYou see road carefully
2 ]- R+ k- b3 `; q1 W- G4 G你小心睇路
) M0 M( I3 Q$ P: ^You go to street carefully
8 l2 _7 w0 }' A2 f: V/ f: K+ n你出街小心D。 ) ~$ O/ Y: M9 S' W! K
Do the world
: Y# d# H  \# L" x1 t0 s' X做世界 。
3 E2 h' \' a2 mBig tea rice
8 ]9 e; s  C8 h. x! o% M* @% |7 J大茶饭 。 6 Z  H7 V9 C* ]* j
American chinese not enough.
2 @( X( q. d7 v5 f美中不足。
* J5 {& v) Q& x+ [King eight egg.   a7 i8 g% I9 u! g, l9 w
王八蛋
; q' H9 u2 {& [9 b$ J' VHigh hand.
% p) [3 M% n3 v4 R2 @$ H高手 1 [6 m5 u" W9 v% v, Q

3 y# c, h7 ?* L9 g! bOld dot. 8 |" O( p+ u8 Y
老点 8 z- |5 R& W5 C
One old water
& m% {9 g& j. {2 X+ Y8 X8 b一旧水 3 z( Y3 w4 A8 A! ^
I know your mouse.
; W& \0 ]3 N6 W; M1 ?3 F% X# [- a  @我识你老鼠! / k9 c* N- Z# J! I
Measure water/Pound water. / l! G$ A5 x! E$ {8 m) j8 I0 {
磅水 3 X: g5 d) T! k' i) V
A dragon service. & ^7 ^1 z1 a8 ]& b% {& y/ d# \
一条龙服务 ' I" b0 l* A5 Z" B# @0 V4 M
Pump water.
2 r! P1 q( y& U6 E" ~4 x( ~6 d****
* N" Z! {) P/ oI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
0 Y0 `1 m* n6 d/ x; o我吹鸡打你班友。
% P8 d9 |  V% H# Q* j0 ~You jump building. # Q/ J6 \; ?1 e+ W" n0 P
你跳楼啦。
2 j7 L: F/ B& e- S3 _% X; \+ iYou come back home and eat banana 3 e( `; v0 {  \8 h
你返屋企食蕉啦 ! Q) I' }8 {. Y9 G6 H7 Y9 {
I give you a hair. # a2 X; m# c  j# x
我俾条毛你ar! 0 c- W. V+ D7 l3 w
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Collect skin " L1 }$ Y3 C/ N) s0 a
收皮
% {2 |& b  Y- @7 P3 iCollect father
( U# ~( q* D5 c% k收爹
. L8 \5 z, N  ^. {0 LYou give me collect father. ' p7 H( M* v1 X+ _' S
你同我收爹! 0 |9 q7 G( B3 y( c+ i/ D' J
Laugh die me.
. f9 _8 R) u' X" x" c1 L, b- D笑死我。
  Y4 Z. W7 A5 [You give me stop.
. S- K8 b  J8 i7 s) A, z5 d你同我企系度。
  \5 W2 V) p! b2 `! rEight woman
, E# m) p/ D( F- v) `八婆
0 @) B: E  O. MEight woman,you are good! . Z; ~- C' z1 E  F8 W
八婆,你好o野!
* w3 m' H5 [1 m( q$ S- k1 ^: iWhat the spring do you do? 3 b2 J! H4 u5 K! ]1 R% N
你搞乜春啊?
3 x, \$ r8 X( z0 s- WA dog of eating dung ; [6 n/ s# C7 h0 g" E, I! e
食屎狗 . _% G8 f* \9 R  {7 j: F
A ghost of ass
' U5 T8 A* C/ M; S: `: t2 g屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意...../ d8 J- `$ n$ a. b& ?
都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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/ \5 P5 a5 ~+ B( O8 U9 ]0 K  w& H  Mtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
2 X/ \2 F  x* c2 u" e3 ]8 B% |& C/ ethis is not hong kong style english....., _& I! I* k& y5 |# g! x
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

& j3 T- J$ `- N# ]' `- mi've already ban this shit...
: ~: {! C! U. x5 E3 {' p$ zdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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