香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
/ w$ _8 f/ ]; U" i" S" ^& I甘多人死，唔见你死。
4 _" ~% X/ j: E% @' y2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
! a/ z2 W2 _* R6 J: a: P你教我以后点出嚟行?
% q+ z5 F0 f. a# Z2 Z5 D. b! _3 [/ ~3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 5 y: z& ^0 S  h) B- x
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ; y2 L. |) d$ w& Z
4 "I saw a pork chop"
7 S  ?# z! z9 d, W4 f我见到件猪扒啊。 $ z1 _2 P. O$ F
5 Are you road? 8 H- y8 S% l( ]6 A6 J3 ~; l
你系咪路啊？ % t. O8 {) L- z! T5 j& X' c
6 What the water are you?
3 Y6 [& k& ~' _- [你系乜水啊？
) {$ ~" W* F) m: a& H7 Do you big me? 8 {6 g& s# O" E5 Y2 O* d' i
你大我啊？
. [6 W: I3 m: I/ @0 [! m8 Zebra chops people. 6 y7 H7 x$ q+ I) q
班马劈友。
3 k' {) ?5 o6 P9 The king of the cutting girl. : \  e% V3 [% r1 i( g
界女王。 9 [, }+ ~. D/ ~/ {$ c+ w
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
$ }7 i0 \  M  H/ C& T批我个头俾你当凳坐。 6 W* Y. x+ @( [! e9 d
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
# e5 H' l$ c- c( {你当我无到？
0 g) f7 ?  c2 T2 A+ d; C; K+ Z12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
9 v0 x/ H5 W8 }- R- i4 G2 H- ?你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 9 l- `9 X, e' L5 v: b5 s
13 Today I was very black son.
6 s: e0 K- s9 s% I$ r' j$ ]9 V2 `7 {今日我好黑仔。 $ p6 [1 D7 E9 E8 c& O& ~8 q
14 I am wearing grass.
3 \) Q( ^! q0 s. l8 I3 c我着紧草。
! `* j) b/ A' _* O: y' t9 v" }15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! , d  |! Z, S( [4 k' `  G
你未够班同我讲数！ ; @% f! H) e. u& i
16 Two beat six.
8 w7 G" U8 |; u9 `; |. x二打六
! e3 n8 |/ h6 S( r: I17 Two five son. 0 U# i' w) T" P  b& O2 T$ F2 g  U; D  F
二五仔
3 i+ S! [+ k" P8 K% h3 o18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 $ ~" M+ s* p$ s; b- I
琴琴青
) j7 ^" }7 Z  z19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 / m  T( }# ?5 E3 j
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
) H  u) J/ W/ ^20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
4 }# p* ~, {9 P3 n蠢蠢欲動 。
: g, b8 x7 O2 |: o3 \7 N# P& d- U21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 5 k7 }+ D! y) O. w4 S
人山人海 。
8 [0 }2 u% g3 ~6 ^22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 " G0 i) U2 l5 r  k3 c: C  W; U
你算老幾? " r0 q- @+ G2 V3 G
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ' I7 l; u' O3 n/ C
你講乜鬼? & I& C% @: `  h7 y4 A8 d9 ]
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 " `6 h* N# ^: P
我驚你有牙！ " a: g9 Q; @& B- d) X* G2 @
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 & k1 {: p% m* f8 h1 Z
心花怒放。   # j$ w4 o( O  @) s: b- E
Fish skin
1 L) A4 W/ ?7 q3 X6 _鱼皮 。 8 N2 G$ |% \9 m, }0 u' R- v5 q) F
Monster of blowing water. 1 v4 q! d9 q1 x9 k% D# c1 m
吹水怪。
2 C& B& ]7 c6 k, m' sFace green green
. G7 T3 S& t6 [# a" D面青青。
' D, L0 I& ?4 [/ s+ y; y8 t* EYou see road carefully
- r* j* ]$ U( L9 Z- @6 z/ X你小心睇路
4 b+ I: P4 R3 p6 l4 a3 _You go to street carefully ) H8 f: m7 c' q& S7 m7 n' n, O
你出街小心D。
" o# k4 W  d* a' X2 A# g. eDo the world 0 ?% \2 n2 f/ c2 f: j1 X' J! \" X
做世界 。
, C- M6 W/ L7 w3 M3 mBig tea rice
- z/ L% x3 x, r$ y1 Q' f9 P大茶饭 。 " m- E9 [9 P, o9 ~5 a& o
American chinese not enough.
4 D7 }7 j& F" {) p* C& v# s& H1 s美中不足。
) |' G4 s- L' O) L/ OKing eight egg.
1 O9 h$ ]' w$ r王八蛋
# {% f5 p) U, _# }. hHigh hand.
8 o+ M5 I8 l( s$ W0 }高手 6 E* ^8 T7 l: [5 X) l5 W" [

- r) L7 D/ I6 G0 }Old dot.
2 X/ N' Y: J+ M老点
, X; m8 a& M- tOne old water
+ J8 O8 H; j) F7 d5 z! {一旧水
- V! K) z: h& X& HI know your mouse. ) x$ S3 l" r' R+ C
我识你老鼠！ % A% S! F8 _' j1 i+ }. \
Measure water/Pound water.
: R& m- f* }1 @  Y! e磅水
8 a1 L/ ^2 f$ @; j  P( @8 xA dragon service. & q9 q# X' n. z1 Y9 a' Q
一条龙服务
  @# q( t% t& J  K* }4 ^Pump water. 6 d* L7 ?+ n1 i) w( {) |" b! S7 `$ z
****
3 p5 r; X) }3 F1 QI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
( @; \4 e; u2 s  J- |6 x5 F我吹鸡打你班友。 * h" P$ v: B, w" z
You jump building. - g0 B' u3 ?7 E8 \" }& e
你跳楼啦。
- Q' b0 u# n1 w0 lYou come back home and eat banana 1 x, N/ v4 V2 V6 R% p+ A& L, C1 V
你返屋企食蕉啦 8 I2 K( E0 u1 r2 ~7 L+ W; ~( q" m
I give you a hair. * F7 o4 u: V7 @5 @, U
我俾条毛你ar! 1 d2 ~) M  D4 i* V2 c% B
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Collect skin
$ P& x$ [) p6 \4 Q" A收皮
% ~3 _1 ?* X$ F' a4 {9 J8 t) k4 RCollect father
; F# u9 m/ W# C' v% Q收爹 & O6 @/ ^+ h5 m) f
You give me collect father.
* g  w/ C7 L4 Q' q你同我收爹！
3 c7 n& B/ _* ~Laugh die me. 3 U9 b3 O$ y+ t5 k1 U& q
笑死我。
$ b- y0 y( O3 v1 H6 c1 G! Q0 mYou give me stop.
' \. D  b1 a; I& Y你同我企系度。 , t0 Z+ M1 ^) o6 {' Y
Eight woman 6 r1 f/ q" T  P9 D! t  X- w
八婆
7 c5 e% b" {! z! t7 \& \/ @Eight woman,you are good!
% b. }" p0 l) w4 O% r5 c/ e八婆，你好o野!
2 [+ X' b# p2 K1 z% {1 ^What the spring do you do? , f+ T) K, L2 w
你搞乜春啊? / Z- X. s( f" _. U3 k6 q/ x# E  z7 @
A dog of eating dung
1 @5 B/ K2 X1 b' K/ `& I' t! C2 {1 K食屎狗
& h8 Y" h2 d9 {A ghost of ass " o* f  |" G) L3 a
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意....., l# @) e3 t; \; b
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

1 Y  E8 ~8 X, q" l: Z4 v* f* Z7 `+ Q
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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
! x0 c. q9 r1 _/ }* b- M9 d' Q6 Gthis is not hong kong style english.....$ H, k8 N3 V% j
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
" {" h+ ?* ^$ ^: w# e6 h' Ci've already ban this shit...
( U" T* {- j( Fdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.