香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. " h: G- r7 h2 a4 a
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ! X) B# R0 C& b. ?* L! c
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
' v2 W) H% p! N7 C你教我以后点出嚟行? 3 `, ?2 m8 X  {% v" y
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. : E, o6 i4 ~( D, q' m. L9 O: q
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
0 x9 s1 x8 C+ K  ^5 Z# x! g% d' ?4 "I saw a pork chop"
9 d1 N0 w, {% g0 F我见到件猪扒啊。 7 i' f5 {: \" s9 n1 S) c
5 Are you road?
: A& l  W" z0 S6 y. V6 s) ~你系咪路啊？
4 \$ _1 I/ Y8 h6 What the water are you?
# K/ s/ P, s- R9 p, e/ y你系乜水啊？
1 \, x) _/ D4 ~  w/ d2 V# |7 Do you big me? : I/ ]: P% o: ]9 o# G, P2 _
你大我啊？ 8 C4 A5 F; e. K5 j& N- O" u
8 Zebra chops people. 0 J; P1 \0 v- n, r$ x( `
班马劈友。 ' P' a  E. _7 [( x- W, O/ s
9 The king of the cutting girl.
6 {5 _  o7 A+ H7 `0 [, }界女王。 , w9 F: F1 P2 ^  ]
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. , J7 c' q- [# W  v8 a- F
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 2 e  t1 ~' p# d) J6 n
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
2 G' d- w' t0 M9 X你当我无到？ + L5 w1 t) M4 Z3 F  k$ n" Y
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
# S; b1 S! g2 d4 D5 R/ E% z8 v你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 9 j, m# Z4 E; \2 N. @2 l! q
13 Today I was very black son.
$ y( H& B; ~' u今日我好黑仔。 0 o& L+ x6 {4 S
14 I am wearing grass.
/ `4 H2 P+ g& O) v- a我着紧草。
8 z8 E8 {/ _7 i  d4 S8 C( O- f3 D15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! . Q# h" X" l. V1 }9 t6 g) B
你未够班同我讲数！
! O5 T/ [0 r5 n9 x5 G16 Two beat six. 2 F6 ^8 t8 e3 v
二打六 8 Q: K) G! J# Y) m- l
17 Two five son. & X# z+ s3 U! F# u1 `& }, H
二五仔
6 O0 O6 D. Q$ M, u18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
2 B2 [; X# [2 S% ~2 _/ Z琴琴青
4 k" C) i0 e3 x( A9 b19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 8 ?3 S. h; D1 ]9 Q, V7 e6 r
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 6 `4 k2 X( a7 _7 I
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ' ~  s$ O4 j: u! K
蠢蠢欲動 。 . b% R6 |. P" ^5 r+ p$ n# B
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
) y6 C" P; [7 D6 y" a8 K9 n人山人海 。
$ ]8 M) s6 T+ k1 o- t* ?# \22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
6 h! [- z8 V  z+ J$ x+ u6 {你算老幾? % V  Q7 _  ^. O
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ( q3 @- \: K( e3 \8 r# `; a: i7 p
你講乜鬼? & k$ X5 p9 g; C
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 $ l; m/ B  I7 U
我驚你有牙！
% c0 z1 B' C* o! T/ q0 a! ~0 _5 Z" I25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 9 A2 k, u' h6 o5 M5 ]
心花怒放。   
) |" s# c( F. D) x# }# ZFish skin
& E) j' ^# b) a/ R鱼皮 。
. k0 N' T. s/ ^9 uMonster of blowing water. * b  o8 f2 s( N+ _# }1 e1 l/ ]4 v
吹水怪。
% K3 O" d; O) s% F& j+ `Face green green
& @/ z+ k' s+ s. T9 C面青青。
: V9 l! q# c( ?, Q. r1 k; ~You see road carefully
, |3 v% Z5 }- x) c  V你小心睇路
( G3 Z1 O3 k" k3 G/ OYou go to street carefully   Y  D) F4 a+ p" h& t6 z/ ^
你出街小心D。 ( E+ a6 h' ?/ H
Do the world
) B4 {+ o, p, I- f- _& \9 L( c- I% H做世界 。 + W& A9 M+ g" J4 h7 I
Big tea rice 5 T7 B: `+ \5 r* l4 n8 L1 m! U2 T: s
大茶饭 。
, }$ D4 Z3 \& {, rAmerican chinese not enough. / e3 F- p: f8 v. Y; B( V5 @& t& O. ]
美中不足。
& ?$ E& i+ o: zKing eight egg. : w" U; L8 \9 [7 x
王八蛋
& K& v! W/ T% {* }High hand.
. W, Z+ M3 R% [+ s, {6 z高手
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Old dot. & A3 Q, K& j: v* {3 N' T
老点 ( o- X) d7 i9 l4 z& k  P, |  A
One old water   t7 C- ^6 n3 Y- \& F. N
一旧水
  U- y& D0 x5 \) X) e2 [8 |6 uI know your mouse. ( b' G2 {4 ~1 d% M
我识你老鼠！
3 w9 j9 _* [; H) f, Z; W" Q* A6 ~' ?Measure water/Pound water.
2 _. [1 N8 I  F2 F6 K- ^磅水 - e: e( A* F2 C! |2 T( p  N3 P: M5 |
A dragon service.
& e1 O2 K' o+ X  U6 Q; h/ S- o一条龙服务
: F2 Y4 {2 a0 _8 O5 m8 KPump water.
: j5 L9 d  P6 H1 R****
  v: g9 y' ]" z) y, j( |" _" L6 s' C9 mI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 f# H3 @; g9 M& F1 k2 U我吹鸡打你班友。 2 s) |+ ^; I% C4 B" `
You jump building.
% u4 B" C; h3 F你跳楼啦。
0 i% p5 k  z( |: \) lYou come back home and eat banana 4 e2 ?2 i0 L( `
你返屋企食蕉啦
) ~0 E- \* j8 LI give you a hair.
9 F% P& B" I  P0 C% ~2 `我俾条毛你ar!
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$ W9 j% ^' R7 \. G' OCollect skin
: ]+ J0 b6 |" |/ A- E  D! }收皮 * K2 n: J2 W( t8 v7 ^
Collect father
0 `/ f& K' B/ f收爹
, _& Y1 H# _( y! R- DYou give me collect father. % y4 W3 i4 g" H+ L; x# d
你同我收爹！ , X; z0 w2 E7 l. E
Laugh die me. 0 F1 c5 |3 c7 x) {- ^% {0 b) s
笑死我。
2 z. Z/ f# D  Z/ f8 @You give me stop. 4 l# w* I5 n1 R  E/ m6 F
你同我企系度。
3 M7 E8 E8 r& F* o8 \9 @3 OEight woman , O' S' f+ p# x
八婆
- S* J, j& |- b$ W$ Z# pEight woman,you are good!
0 y4 }# F$ B2 \八婆，你好o野!
9 s. X) [. |, q& T: X- D' _What the spring do you do? , {- s+ ?" D% Q/ Y
你搞乜春啊?
  N! P0 h6 u( s8 O) d5 h$ EA dog of eating dung ! H' T* t' F1 S3 O2 o' a
食屎狗
4 n3 A3 `9 ^! s+ q5 \3 sA ghost of ass
% v/ I+ B. l5 Q, s' S  d屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....# @$ r- v) Z+ x- y. C; v
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
: J; `5 M; z, M$ U6 K; R; i" cthis is not hong kong style english.....' z/ \/ d4 y; g$ x# y
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....- G3 @  q) u+ Y/ N1 A* ]
i've already ban this shit...
  v* }  v+ ]0 ^8 u! L& A: e9 pdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.