香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 A1 \+ Z0 P0 K% a+ p* U' }$ `
甘多人死，唔见你死。
2 y: ~, O) ?4 {" f# L2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
# }) f) i( m! |1 K! r7 B  g& n9 D你教我以后点出嚟行? 8 i3 ^8 t' [) k& R
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
3 _7 C) b2 K- V3 d5 t7 F$ c; k( h如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 8 d" O( G) ^+ U" u
4 "I saw a pork chop"
7 A" J7 ^* }+ j1 v我见到件猪扒啊。
" B0 r3 u/ O7 f5 O' s( V5 ^/ d% g$ y5 Are you road? ( M( r$ |0 ~- `& x/ r6 r6 A
你系咪路啊？ 9 u* j9 y- e5 i* E+ T$ r7 P+ T
6 What the water are you?
5 [/ @# S  v7 O1 O; N你系乜水啊？ - f, I5 Y  z# _
7 Do you big me?
, ?' e5 w3 y3 `: }你大我啊？
8 e8 Q# E7 ]8 k8 Zebra chops people. , G! B) r' D: I1 M4 Q
班马劈友。
0 j# U( P1 O7 e4 j9 The king of the cutting girl. ; S/ [1 b8 a8 e: s/ p1 W# b
界女王。
; Q7 q% m' U; Q8 N1 h* y9 J* b10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
; a( s( F, Y/ w# Y% {, _批我个头俾你当凳坐。 - J' _+ _! p! X& N$ C! U7 x
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
, A- E: y7 B" F( U' i2 y6 {$ h* d, I: E你当我无到？
9 o7 R' a. b( A: P1 d# V1 x8 x* O: q/ Q12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ( d5 k* g2 D" b9 k! Q, P
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
- h" m% N/ g7 ?) d9 i13 Today I was very black son.
8 E" H$ A+ u3 Q/ n今日我好黑仔。
/ _+ [& [0 O4 e/ u! [) ~+ ]14 I am wearing grass. ' @4 [3 O. `) O0 D7 V3 G
我着紧草。 , x0 l1 h" d3 I, a% |
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! / F% M  j8 e# F  L2 V# f& w8 h
你未够班同我讲数！ & M4 {& l" b: f5 Y2 @
16 Two beat six.
5 H5 H* C% c8 g3 \/ t) N: k6 I+ ?8 a; t二打六 + o+ K( ^: i. V& k
17 Two five son. , r: x+ t! t& @' g* A
二五仔 - ]. j0 g3 R& ?0 p. v* E/ X5 T# {/ T
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
( r; J) y8 ?! Y3 P0 o: A琴琴青
0 K4 X7 v9 N+ J. m$ a) n+ J6 Y19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
# ?0 f2 E5 |5 |! R  ~我俾D顏色你睇睇！
( u, S6 @5 N8 V9 w/ F! e5 b6 T20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 7 V# N# T7 v/ I) m2 i  _0 W# T
蠢蠢欲動 。
1 p9 q( v) }+ }  r, \3 |21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ' Q9 d$ z  v, u
人山人海 。 % N" D8 h  d$ B5 s. G2 }
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
! \$ v0 z7 E0 r你算老幾?
( Z9 D* G2 c9 X, p23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
6 y& g8 g% S0 v2 Q0 V1 `你講乜鬼? ! M1 h" L) o# f" Y3 t2 P9 B
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 + I1 r/ N: R! e. R0 t' A
我驚你有牙！ 4 j# l- H" c+ D, F3 g5 {& }
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 5 C: h# T: b0 Q: z' A* J
心花怒放。   . b1 o  B) V' {8 q  M  l
Fish skin
( O+ p- y6 w5 N* D' A鱼皮 。 ' u7 C1 Z1 \) Z* r) o' A
Monster of blowing water.
- v5 h$ X+ T: ?- q" ]4 m! v7 q吹水怪。
1 Z* t! A) |, Y! pFace green green
! a' }& [7 o6 d7 a: M面青青。 ' l+ e5 \, K" K4 [3 b9 J
You see road carefully
1 w$ V# j) e4 U! @0 b  R你小心睇路
; U! {  Q5 g+ Z) s3 `You go to street carefully
7 R$ _, n, D" Y你出街小心D。 5 f2 g) T- @  H/ T+ q& y* t8 r5 k
Do the world + w$ k/ l0 B; ^4 I
做世界 。 0 j/ A) i, I6 r+ Y8 q8 F( ~
Big tea rice " @; K( V, [2 c$ t9 r$ a& \
大茶饭 。
$ X  T3 {; p6 A. e( @# J+ K4 j' C+ TAmerican chinese not enough.
! Q: y; w* j$ S: t5 f( \) d" J美中不足。 4 _6 h' N& d) L" u
King eight egg. 1 G9 @1 C4 f) M# M& w0 I
王八蛋
- W4 G) S1 N9 s: A! S4 CHigh hand. # s6 P8 K* f* _- g( c9 u
高手
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" g+ R2 s+ h; Z  T& SOld dot. / Y- r' x; E# h  n1 j! ^
老点
  I* D+ P$ {8 m% N9 B9 e% lOne old water
5 J5 k0 A+ }, f; w2 O) {一旧水
0 O) d0 ^8 j5 i- D1 z% S6 \8 N' B" YI know your mouse.
! Y: f! G2 Y  F( {) I我识你老鼠！
) W# R" U" U: c6 a3 r! W/ f  lMeasure water/Pound water.
4 z/ ?, _9 M+ ^* M+ s) T, g磅水 , m3 |+ `; @! U  _% L
A dragon service. % _2 N0 U8 G  l" Z
一条龙服务 / U1 Z' w: Z, G: a* l
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , a; ^9 P$ {( Z, h/ Q8 F
我吹鸡打你班友。 & R+ m/ O/ d/ x: Z) e) v; o
You jump building. ) w# y! N+ \4 b; |5 B
你跳楼啦。 9 y$ F$ z0 ~: |
You come back home and eat banana . C/ j& P3 |" P" \* ~3 G
你返屋企食蕉啦
* ^+ l2 W$ b# A* T8 eI give you a hair.
6 L  \4 K8 O8 e6 f6 d  W我俾条毛你ar! / r# E3 j0 G. n% y0 P
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Collect skin
+ f: n  q9 a/ U$ K收皮
, z/ p: M  h. L3 ~1 P8 z# y# XCollect father
& Q$ E4 Y6 k5 H6 ]3 L  ~0 d收爹 ! i# o( [! t" ?- U. y" x+ i4 D# J
You give me collect father.
! \# B) Y" S7 R! N5 b" r你同我收爹！ . n6 A, S: r5 a& U7 `$ j
Laugh die me. 3 U! |' a; o7 F' j9 F7 Q: l, |
笑死我。
5 x! G+ f+ @/ T! A8 Z2 n! `' gYou give me stop.
# ^; D" n3 ^& }& f( K; o/ Z! z你同我企系度。
  R8 }' C6 P7 G' m& |3 ZEight woman " g( ~( G* D- c
八婆 . K1 |# |, C2 Y
Eight woman,you are good!
/ O9 q' A# C2 [4 V) g八婆，你好o野! # \- B. ^1 V- h+ k
What the spring do you do? + c! [) K2 ^. @/ r* }# D) {
你搞乜春啊? 8 h. R" w9 @& P
A dog of eating dung 1 [( d% Z& ^* W
食屎狗 . U# A3 |8 F: s: Z2 }
A ghost of ass + ~! ^( Q! K2 L# T3 g2 C
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....9 l, ^9 Y! }2 L2 j3 N
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
7 w5 @2 Z* s7 H. N# }3 Fthis is not hong kong style english.....
  J# L5 c+ s. z5 S; [; j! Tthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....2 M/ ^1 O4 n1 _/ _3 F) c, u9 o
i've already ban this shit..." j# c; n8 p7 O* n& m# ?
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.