香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. " @7 K& z! F* d! N
甘多人死，唔见你死。
# |( U5 B6 S8 M2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
1 R6 t1 N$ H" e! c) [! O你教我以后点出嚟行?
- G& Q. G2 T7 u' B' l- B) ]' o8 o3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
) @$ {% c! }- {& ?7 p! E) l如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 % U+ Q% X$ i1 p4 ]& m+ y
4 "I saw a pork chop" + x2 s9 D+ B& x! Y, \
我见到件猪扒啊。 1 Z' b9 G6 q2 V
5 Are you road?
6 _- J) W: Z+ [# o7 E3 \$ B0 o6 M你系咪路啊？ 9 O) i0 r; q! l
6 What the water are you?
9 g/ B/ x, d. q2 h你系乜水啊？ 7 G+ v8 f2 Z4 O; l8 f2 j
7 Do you big me?
, ]6 ?  a6 d. {) }2 n* P你大我啊？
5 a% z8 }- G7 S' q' p2 i) Z6 k" t0 S8 Zebra chops people.
+ {3 P7 x' }" l: G+ Q* i6 {班马劈友。 & V. V% N5 g1 ^
9 The king of the cutting girl.
+ @' U: Q5 U1 Y( `$ }* x界女王。 ; |0 j" ~" n0 `$ l8 W
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
0 p4 S0 o! Y5 y6 e% o5 G批我个头俾你当凳坐。
/ Q* M3 L+ q3 |0 V# u11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
! H, \% N5 E5 O4 v# {! ^你当我无到？ ' m% R0 c* B' ?, l, Y/ [1 p
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
' T* ?! }2 l( d  S1 K4 \你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
# P0 w1 L& g* E" u7 p; l13 Today I was very black son. 3 N" ]7 c8 O- \  M
今日我好黑仔。 . ^7 y) R  t7 N  H6 s& e1 X
14 I am wearing grass. ' ?; M! Q8 w0 g7 d; p; r
我着紧草。   w# g/ G5 K" C, {9 C. x
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
6 V& g* \7 m9 a: T' D: S你未够班同我讲数！ 8 j' Z( `6 P6 m3 y, U
16 Two beat six. 2 N1 R* Z3 ]2 n% G' q
二打六 9 u' ^$ t* n- l6 T/ p' [" \
17 Two five son.
" |" Z, n: O/ k7 x- T: s二五仔 5 y9 U' z  L5 g1 M% }% }/ W
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
. D0 O9 |& x( J/ K琴琴青
- J- H0 \; U' h: x2 g19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
: ^! s" C  Y! x7 C; ?我俾D顏色你睇睇！ / U# Z' D6 |! V- H
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
5 O0 F1 V( }8 c+ K: Q) K, ~蠢蠢欲動 。 * W+ x$ U2 I: ]7 E
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
- }. B8 P1 P5 B' g  }$ {4 h人山人海 。
& t0 ~3 {( f' W# Z. e! R. ?22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 6 t, R3 K7 r9 |6 _
你算老幾? $ _! ^% Q; b- n+ i8 o$ ?( y6 d
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　   m; P6 I  p$ ]/ _" d) J
你講乜鬼? 7 Q/ g* q. [. L+ p+ b4 Q
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
* K' @% U; ~" q2 q. p我驚你有牙！ " j# k0 E' i1 i5 w" [0 M' F% m
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 7 {$ r0 L1 @: r
心花怒放。   ( d" r' c( ?! Q1 v. V
Fish skin
. b, g. k. K7 C8 G5 a2 c鱼皮 。
9 X8 d8 v  l! |$ p4 Z: m) kMonster of blowing water. 4 q: {& X* p0 v. W' I! Q
吹水怪。
' |! x5 |! ]4 h* P1 TFace green green ) _1 V6 k0 |% p. `
面青青。 ' Q, X! I% S' r5 x: p* C7 j& n
You see road carefully : U: ?! N$ T+ `4 C1 B6 o% d* J
你小心睇路
# L  P( ]9 s/ _' R/ l: n6 t( vYou go to street carefully
% ?# G" l6 Y1 E: a0 c你出街小心D。
) }# X3 m: T6 q2 ~Do the world $ i$ |* P7 ?! p
做世界 。
- ?/ {: n/ X( `7 TBig tea rice # _! i% p* X1 I+ ?1 x( n
大茶饭 。
4 _( k5 Z8 a6 O- F2 h3 |! JAmerican chinese not enough.
( X. b- o. @; k/ j( ?* g% r! q% l美中不足。 4 c# o& z7 e& f
King eight egg.
- I8 M$ M" p: [; u8 U王八蛋
' [3 `: @+ o( T  `0 DHigh hand.
0 K! {. `9 d' f! Z9 }高手 $ r) l: _  E6 G* a: F. i# H
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Old dot. 2 I2 R0 \/ C$ i6 t- u, J
老点 . l' q# ~% }- w6 u6 Q
One old water
: X' q! n6 o- c1 k4 I9 Q6 }一旧水
# J7 k( d8 O3 C; v4 x4 s& OI know your mouse.
9 N  b, W, @; z* W0 \我识你老鼠！
6 S$ p" A2 @/ _: C1 ZMeasure water/Pound water. # `* t! O3 P) c8 V' `( U
磅水 3 a$ o; q( o5 Z( S5 }* J, ~6 f
A dragon service. & N4 M2 M& J# H( j: P$ W
一条龙服务
, U: o5 _, a" u1 vPump water.   ]& m8 K3 r# W: p2 k& b7 }
**** & w" T" f& J: s4 ^+ U. [
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. - p3 [, H+ X' N2 v
我吹鸡打你班友。
# C" s& f' i$ b; o9 l9 s6 I4 mYou jump building. 0 X* `  {% k- p% b7 z7 Y: h
你跳楼啦。
: X/ l3 I" g9 ~3 z! CYou come back home and eat banana
, k. G3 u, ]4 A: G9 H' Z你返屋企食蕉啦 % P; v, m, b9 [) M# d
I give you a hair.
( @# P+ e& F2 n1 M9 o我俾条毛你ar! " E% V. x$ }) ~* b0 B4 Z+ h/ X
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Collect skin # A( K8 W* v1 r: X& f: v/ @
收皮 ! k- W% o# |/ A& T/ s1 g
Collect father
# j* P& W$ t" _  U' O4 _  c: Y收爹
- R+ T- N6 W6 fYou give me collect father.
* ~( y- Q1 i) t% P  |你同我收爹！ 1 q4 g) t$ ?  t: L
Laugh die me. ) [3 F9 s: J  Y0 {" A
笑死我。 + u7 v& K, F5 m- U
You give me stop.
& Y9 h! m# y/ y3 {) q9 o8 g8 }9 x你同我企系度。
% f: C5 L$ r7 ^! kEight woman 3 q6 _. d4 v. A* ^" i( e- y+ g1 h8 k
八婆
  E7 T+ D# A( r" XEight woman,you are good!
4 \- I* Z8 E9 F7 U! L八婆，你好o野!
4 n- {. e( H2 B9 b: }3 yWhat the spring do you do?
: b. w5 e$ [2 J/ ?, }8 m2 k( }你搞乜春啊? ! U$ c+ k& j' B" {' r3 E9 E
A dog of eating dung # M% G. K* {: F- E
食屎狗
' S4 I/ g; I: p& ZA ghost of ass
" c! \, \$ ~* j7 `5 N9 u6 s4 N9 N屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
/ R: r7 n! k2 G3 U: ]/ U: m( ~4 S都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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. p7 @' c4 d0 Y* R. L6 |8 f$ Vtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......9 G4 U. u) f4 h  s8 f9 j
this is not hong kong style english.....
8 ]4 b# H* O. q9 p9 \, f. dthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...../ w9 M: i' |4 d
i've already ban this shit.../ e- X0 L6 q: J9 n! ~5 g
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.