香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
  i" e( j3 i. x$ g/ K7 n! l; v甘多人死，唔见你死。 4 f+ J( h5 x. W3 i, k
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 7 w! }4 n. X3 M' n% u- G2 Z$ n
你教我以后点出嚟行? 5 i0 F1 b( ]" B6 U
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 2 h2 G5 |$ S( p3 }; P' E
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 * X2 x: G8 U& ^% V
4 "I saw a pork chop" 7 _1 S( y! b% z9 \
我见到件猪扒啊。
. h; _5 I; F3 v; ]- C) ]/ s+ y5 Are you road?
$ X) g  j6 `( ]( f( i你系咪路啊？
; h, d& i  D" O1 u9 u+ X6 What the water are you?
$ Y0 u4 t' ]6 d% [% d6 A你系乜水啊？ 0 \; a: ?4 ]1 T4 h0 ~( z
7 Do you big me?
" |' U3 _6 L& E" g你大我啊？ 1 n2 E/ b' o: H- j! ?8 L8 E# X) x7 |# ^
8 Zebra chops people. 6 F& ?6 a6 B9 D1 p. L+ i2 o
班马劈友。 - Z6 ^% j; h+ w. Y9 ?
9 The king of the cutting girl.
( L6 `0 C5 a( \9 j: U% j界女王。
) E. ]; |, Q! ?! H5 B) n10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
# o$ c* ?' V4 h* s批我个头俾你当凳坐。
- j/ c2 m5 I# \% x9 V11 Do you think me didn't arrive? - {! ~) z1 t- ?3 ]8 O' d" Y4 v
你当我无到？
* }( n" U$ S  \" h12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
  S9 x* F9 G+ e, b- }你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ! f7 p/ M3 q; `/ E, U" O6 J" ^  x
13 Today I was very black son. + n" n5 A3 \$ `) g  k( b
今日我好黑仔。
- J8 e4 n3 {/ e3 B/ F8 N/ Q" B14 I am wearing grass. , b! g5 ]! _/ A# ~+ B7 S
我着紧草。
8 e: A, L$ s6 f6 S15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ! M9 P( m2 m! S
你未够班同我讲数！ 1 _8 R: _6 G6 `8 P, G1 ?
16 Two beat six.
5 W% M3 _7 ?6 t* E$ N2 n4 M二打六 # A  P& m# v& y$ u8 O4 v( ?
17 Two five son.
3 ?  B$ O- f5 U5 ]8 o1 {, h二五仔 4 @% r7 ~# g! [& P  `$ h
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 % Y3 S+ w% L* {' A, ~( Y; [
琴琴青
( |, w/ N# {1 v19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 0 }3 c' B1 Z4 H" q- l7 c4 Z" p
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
1 L) G) m+ i, o. u( X! B* p2 a20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 4 I7 X. `0 \6 ~
蠢蠢欲動 。
( R$ W! u6 [8 d4 L0 P21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
& h' k. z* O+ \( B人山人海 。 . P+ a9 U5 a2 G$ P: D1 S, j; S: w
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
' B$ `4 D8 L1 X* z. g  a你算老幾?
. K+ B6 ~5 J* y23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
. [$ L. g& ]. x7 L你講乜鬼?
! e" I" n2 A& K2 O" m/ j7 X24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ( v2 d' B* w. M# a6 \) a( U8 \" m
我驚你有牙！ 3 h: s7 \' a/ z/ l$ H
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
& B; Q+ B, F' |% ]& Z心花怒放。   % ~, e1 }0 w5 _4 _
Fish skin
$ t/ V! y; U0 ^+ `9 i3 Z: a鱼皮 。 3 M7 A7 ]$ d# G3 N  k8 `
Monster of blowing water. , ]5 `( S! k' q1 z( Y
吹水怪。 / G4 R; J9 Q+ R0 M3 r  S
Face green green ' \/ l/ u; }, s, j  G3 i
面青青。 8 c+ `8 j9 Z. }0 \; Y) b6 f1 n0 P
You see road carefully
* t  z4 x5 M$ y( ~, B你小心睇路 ) E0 `) ]* j/ G7 N9 w+ b
You go to street carefully # b% ^4 R5 C7 M( d9 s$ Y9 X
你出街小心D。 8 H: l6 N2 W# e: u6 D6 z
Do the world . \+ k6 Q3 f% v6 A6 @! \
做世界 。
  Q; v8 ]- Z  V% s) Q( T6 aBig tea rice
0 n/ p$ \, H- b9 x* ~大茶饭 。 4 P- g- v. s8 {& L5 U
American chinese not enough. ; F; B1 H2 x1 L5 `5 a1 z
美中不足。
0 h. b( H& G' O2 r0 _8 xKing eight egg. 3 l, r* i- W$ R0 A: e# s2 ?
王八蛋 . n8 H2 R+ M. r6 x
High hand. , r7 h" @) b! k7 v) G" _
高手 $ t1 i2 ^" y1 x! j, n  e' {

5 Y+ h) {. q7 j- A1 GOld dot.
' {# h8 r$ o; ~" P! U& q1 f# o" }老点
# M- N, R6 z3 k4 VOne old water 7 l% ^: y1 t) a4 X
一旧水 - r. L7 O) v0 \! C; b
I know your mouse.
9 r5 ?* u& I% g我识你老鼠！
# o; [5 i2 p3 H2 @% g! m# aMeasure water/Pound water. , Z1 K/ |4 g7 C8 r
磅水   ?7 ~; v5 K8 x$ f8 ^
A dragon service. - V& U- Z# u* `' ~/ e1 u
一条龙服务
  d1 j, J# @5 ?Pump water. ( F% O$ r0 o: r$ ~- G& I
**** $ O6 V3 y0 u& I, u9 t) C+ j/ w: g6 c
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
, \' v! m- l# |! C/ K- |我吹鸡打你班友。 ; |- @( E( N: d: l, _9 F# M
You jump building.
; i! S8 c$ g5 U3 ]9 c你跳楼啦。 5 q$ ~8 M2 b8 g: N! U" D5 R
You come back home and eat banana
7 m. q7 a. }8 u6 i你返屋企食蕉啦
! C" b+ _3 |% t3 U9 {/ _9 [I give you a hair. 5 t0 B; M# \% m9 F+ a
我俾条毛你ar!   f- y3 s7 {* r: _) Z

3 |: z. N, n' z  S+ _Collect skin
% I3 `" h) N# C: `5 y收皮 . }) h! C# k+ P9 G- q
Collect father
1 _) B; Q: [" [# |1 V8 G收爹
) b! j$ Q* N" K3 N0 e  \You give me collect father. 0 _  @8 N$ _6 ~( y6 ~
你同我收爹！ ' R# E- v. L6 M
Laugh die me.
* O" `! @9 q3 D) d( n1 q笑死我。
  A# V( I/ {; H" ~) c; TYou give me stop.
% H5 o% B# c+ \' v/ U8 {你同我企系度。 $ P! z5 f  k3 ~
Eight woman
, j0 G7 [- a& s八婆
3 |9 @* R( z' f3 b4 r: oEight woman,you are good! 9 D$ Q  B! K' o- C: j5 Q
八婆，你好o野! 2 X4 n" a9 P, B* K8 l3 t% P
What the spring do you do? ( M' j: P4 s. w0 j
你搞乜春啊? 9 Q) O( ~# c5 a; b1 _) n0 \  v' V2 c
A dog of eating dung
5 E$ b! ]- y! g5 x: c食屎狗 8 \% v  K8 T  {
A ghost of ass
/ t. }4 z! g7 c/ a" J3 d屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....1 t3 L2 g3 Y3 M. O1 ^( R8 l% l9 d
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

3 X" z% |* o+ e! e

+ z) A2 `4 ~4 }+ M$ p( T' s2 V* dtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
% ]9 ^- \. `7 j4 H+ Pthis is not hong kong style english.....
, W# o# w. F' x( [% z) Mthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
9 v8 h' N( B5 ?0 a9 Ni've already ban this shit...- Q4 A5 f+ C7 C$ c" T. z% j
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.