香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
/ |6 i' }% o: p甘多人死，唔见你死。
" y" i" D- P5 \* P8 ]2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ) E& C4 E) C1 i; s! z! h/ G* W
你教我以后点出嚟行?
7 y5 j+ g# I+ {3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 9 X& R( y7 b) H, {
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 + Z$ ^9 I8 b8 s' a7 c+ D( D8 j+ Y
4 "I saw a pork chop" 1 i- F+ @- ]; S
我见到件猪扒啊。
8 \! H/ L, ~3 e/ u' h8 [. H5 Are you road? * S( q# j  t" W
你系咪路啊？ 9 P0 h' }4 ~  S
6 What the water are you?
3 C7 |' N' G, G( I6 e2 d( m你系乜水啊？
( Q4 C# t0 Y5 N" h; H7 Do you big me? ; d# E" G& T3 _
你大我啊？
8 P: r& V9 W3 o, R6 A: O4 M8 Zebra chops people. : f5 T& T8 l, l8 V$ b, T
班马劈友。
' C: o) W6 ]8 O9 The king of the cutting girl.
# {+ ~9 W8 C4 S3 `$ P界女王。
/ x% u  ]$ X% D$ f" w$ B10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
0 X. \  z( n( h5 {% Q( a批我个头俾你当凳坐。
+ s' F0 u' h' G. {6 X11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
1 D0 T, }! l1 P& m6 e你当我无到？
) x  ~: S( W6 E* n# H7 O+ I- Q0 ^12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. / ~5 j' v# Q9 Z
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
& I% g  R3 z; n/ R3 N* o13 Today I was very black son. 0 \" s& D7 W5 ^" D& ]
今日我好黑仔。
) o+ D6 o; W  `, L14 I am wearing grass.
! s( [* ^+ I( Q我着紧草。
4 h. s9 s) R8 i& c6 T15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
1 K6 J  {3 J7 J8 X8 Q; H你未够班同我讲数！
. K+ c9 v4 A( n5 l- \16 Two beat six. 5 L6 S3 {& b- k' T
二打六 : G0 N1 e* ]) h8 U7 M9 t
17 Two five son.
6 O( W$ ~5 |. ?# Q( W( r二五仔
8 J/ r4 T: [, g, I. R+ D18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ; j( s: H9 O1 {8 Q; l2 N
琴琴青
4 C% s- s3 O% T! u9 I6 j5 E; X19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
) b/ K2 ^: l# s* O, V5 ~我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ; w4 A$ h% L# Y# E; y! y, n
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
. t4 P% e2 M& c) e& `, t蠢蠢欲動 。   l: F0 l% D/ }2 s  v
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 $ M- l* x! M2 E
人山人海 。
( n7 J4 E8 }& [/ ^$ q( ~* J22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 0 p9 P9 l" Y7 f" b% N
你算老幾?
& Z% b* c+ u. P; [23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ; c5 `' k/ {/ Y1 C5 ?
你講乜鬼? 3 T$ ^9 c# z8 e( }: h9 ?& d) F
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 $ X% R, [+ ]" P# Y3 {+ w  ^
我驚你有牙！ ! }  {1 H( K: C' g! P
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
9 x# @. {/ ?/ n2 ]; V心花怒放。   / |) Y+ c3 h% \
Fish skin
2 t' f# |5 u. V1 A* K; Q6 g鱼皮 。
" {+ m: A5 W7 k, W  }' @; a2 qMonster of blowing water.
5 P3 {( M: E! J+ M& ?吹水怪。
( C3 i& C3 k$ LFace green green - u6 g- U. D' l6 a. |0 k. F
面青青。
# p( o8 k# i9 b* F$ I2 LYou see road carefully
$ f2 w: z) F0 m你小心睇路
0 A# w& D+ w" y8 J  E) LYou go to street carefully * m4 d" x7 w# h/ A
你出街小心D。 ; ~$ l2 V* ]" A. `, x+ M
Do the world % {  _( A0 v& c' o
做世界 。
) \+ [5 W5 u& `0 i. e1 ~6 f" UBig tea rice 6 A0 B2 K; B7 ?1 E
大茶饭 。
" \# D* V1 k, t) C1 R6 a* gAmerican chinese not enough.
* w, A/ _( p% ^7 `美中不足。 1 s" l. J; J% K" V
King eight egg.
: `/ I5 t8 x- }$ M2 g% ]王八蛋 * J# D5 D4 `4 \" c3 r
High hand. * T  c/ d& H  J/ V. K
高手 : A& H0 J4 f9 t" R9 E0 P5 M
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Old dot.
' v- ]7 j8 m/ S老点
+ N' v+ F+ u5 L+ r! m, V$ f3 @& G1 ?% s8 QOne old water
2 o2 Z/ i  @- h% f* N2 n一旧水
  H0 w/ R, M+ S- _, F8 _& G7 u: rI know your mouse. " V4 t% i: j, x
我识你老鼠！ $ b( N( x0 k' Z
Measure water/Pound water. 4 L% X% f7 n$ l' S: I1 ?, c
磅水
& d4 k8 _' ]) a1 y+ nA dragon service. ' [/ D7 S) _% f6 p6 s0 }
一条龙服务 2 a- n) `. k' \, l% y  m
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' e1 d% I8 ^- `8 F8 k  h4 ]( r我吹鸡打你班友。 1 l5 @4 g' b: L
You jump building.
6 T% k6 O% Y% h- K6 ?( g$ p: r你跳楼啦。
; [& T+ b& f) m- T( XYou come back home and eat banana
& E9 J% [6 `7 [0 y$ S9 ^你返屋企食蕉啦 - e6 {, D6 I+ I) ~
I give you a hair. 8 T$ V' F0 T' l" B' v- V1 Z
我俾条毛你ar! ) @# s* D* l8 h7 R+ \, c
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Collect skin 4 B' {. l, F( f3 u& x- [
收皮 5 ^8 s0 {" m- A& r) M! v: b
Collect father & u  O& T+ b8 Y" u$ O  }
收爹
1 a- w, G/ _% d) ^You give me collect father. 9 s; V) T" |6 Z% o: f7 v8 F
你同我收爹！ . I- Q6 W" `2 ^6 d
Laugh die me. ' O! E/ }8 V- Y7 f& [, F9 [; x
笑死我。 . m( j9 }% X. k: ?6 h% x
You give me stop.
; P: F/ H9 d, k* ?' ?9 |你同我企系度。
) S1 i8 Z* d% A& o3 ZEight woman 0 O- m' w: b; n0 b
八婆
- R, ~5 O2 B8 h4 m; c  uEight woman,you are good!
5 u3 K2 e9 `3 v& C八婆，你好o野! 2 y7 ~; U! O) f, ^0 E
What the spring do you do? % x5 T4 A- n0 y! y4 `- c
你搞乜春啊? , B2 \& H; f& C" A, z
A dog of eating dung . Y1 E9 h2 o* u/ M" V8 d: r. A+ u
食屎狗
: {4 K3 A* {4 k" r- XA ghost of ass 1 Y6 n3 |( M0 s: m+ B* D
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
$ ~$ x# f( o1 K. N都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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' w/ ^8 I) M8 v/ }/ U; b% ltotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....... ?: X$ X7 k* ]6 v$ q
this is not hong kong style english.....
8 ~: P: G3 |4 c( L4 S6 H: Q( O7 c' ]this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...... w5 k( }" R+ I( V- q& o, h; A' J5 S
i've already ban this shit...! m" O, ?9 s# q- H- o* E/ y
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.