香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 3 V1 Y5 }1 N# d6 e0 V% G% b
甘多人死，唔见你死。 7 Q0 {3 ]# _, D) O- W8 T
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 7 ?' ?! O" d5 B3 W$ M4 M. ]
你教我以后点出嚟行?   e( t7 {& S- R( C: d
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
+ @& f( X3 C2 F6 J$ j- S3 b3 ?如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 & D. p. X. G3 V- Q, `- [7 X
4 "I saw a pork chop"
! _* R6 E5 ~3 J7 R# B. i4 j我见到件猪扒啊。 7 r6 g! B. P  ^& w
5 Are you road?
& A& [2 P9 V3 P你系咪路啊？
: @2 v6 x1 G+ S* S; y0 F6 What the water are you? ; M/ t/ C% c% a/ [% o& P
你系乜水啊？
6 j' }) P! D/ z' T+ D9 C; q7 Do you big me?
+ R/ Z" T. W# d# u9 E你大我啊？
& i* {4 \+ i7 c6 S) N% ~8 {8 Zebra chops people.
' f7 z5 a, i! F& C- y班马劈友。 4 L# J  }( [: K, \* }3 \4 |; V
9 The king of the cutting girl. 4 `4 Q9 @3 s  v. u* W! e
界女王。 . a. ^  y; \# v3 M7 p9 u: O$ r
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 4 u: r+ H7 z1 I2 ?1 R
批我个头俾你当凳坐。   G5 h  @* C4 v  q
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
% g3 d" [& [- c8 p: _; U+ S你当我无到？
+ L6 I) _; D; q6 U! P12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
* [3 a$ R3 Z/ a你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 3 g$ x# f0 V0 P; _. O8 n
13 Today I was very black son. 8 a4 ~2 z  m4 z. C- p
今日我好黑仔。
4 T- Q" ?! G$ |: c; m8 I14 I am wearing grass.
" Z) u8 y# |3 N$ z' f: h* M4 H我着紧草。
" m4 C7 T2 e# C1 V+ `15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
, H. Z/ M# r# o- }你未够班同我讲数！
; ^" a( c" H3 f2 ^8 E$ W' T16 Two beat six.
9 `1 z  Z. p; h二打六
- z# j! d. ]( y5 v% Y17 Two five son.
1 ^: G) p" V7 G3 k" p0 E; {二五仔
, K3 v% G2 a8 s' n1 F& Q' F/ G, y18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 9 n( K2 X9 @2 Y* Z, a
琴琴青
2 K. @; C  H: h9 U# B7 Z1 N/ |1 p& i" j19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ( h! \8 k0 G1 e' A; q
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
! K( z) ]8 z0 N/ b20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 0 L+ F( O- N. ^% W) ^
蠢蠢欲動 。 : E$ x6 D0 Z7 m! _
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 8 ~: G% K, N& Y" }. U% Y% ~
人山人海 。 ! }1 E# b+ f: g8 G) X9 f& _; @
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
* b) H6 g  x' Y' d$ q+ L5 h你算老幾?
% y6 Q/ ]! B3 A; q) Y23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
4 x0 q. v$ p! n+ Y' o2 v你講乜鬼? 8 K# a4 q' [4 N5 y* ?9 C0 P
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 : a! X7 `4 i- z( V6 [& C
我驚你有牙！ 9 y' \  r8 r, D
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
1 L; P9 J' P) I+ o# z心花怒放。   
; P8 F3 N( Y" h, H; V. C! E) @! M- TFish skin
. e; ]& _- v1 p4 C& Z' a$ Y鱼皮 。 % R# J2 a# f+ r: G9 @
Monster of blowing water.
4 q. r: J" R9 z# U吹水怪。 ) |9 g9 a3 Y( K/ }2 e6 r* z
Face green green
4 `# a" a( {3 i面青青。
. P5 j8 W3 j; ]+ y! L3 fYou see road carefully
( q: O+ G) u* z你小心睇路
# m  h1 H' Y8 }! k) mYou go to street carefully
7 J  u3 k, _- G你出街小心D。 - l/ y: R7 s' N2 R8 X0 S
Do the world
: X* s! z# ~# A! E& l做世界 。 " ^; F% Z) I, v: B
Big tea rice
  P& v1 s% X: l0 K. s- a, j" w6 ]" T. C大茶饭 。
8 e9 v! e7 e" xAmerican chinese not enough.
# ~' y; |. H& x7 A0 c1 U+ r美中不足。
/ |, @" ?$ }& o* F) v- m! o4 LKing eight egg. * T* k, S1 b+ h; R+ m* D$ W' a5 ~
王八蛋 $ P; ^) X* ?6 H1 K9 T
High hand. * S; f0 \# P+ a0 T8 F1 ^% C
高手 / Y) \+ _! `$ D1 m) a4 P

& i- T- c5 j. l3 E% dOld dot. 8 P9 f% ?! y3 n  V$ s2 Y
老点 , Z+ T% m+ t- W. ~( |7 B
One old water
% _7 ?/ K  b! R一旧水 7 `! h- e% T% m( e; d
I know your mouse. ; L" J8 D6 u) s: A) b
我识你老鼠！
3 k( X8 ~* S2 v# w8 vMeasure water/Pound water. ; [3 `  q- }+ Y$ `1 [! U/ \( n
磅水 ; @+ x5 d  r3 |" m
A dragon service. ( g) T; z7 E4 K& j" z
一条龙服务 6 s- _# J6 S$ M0 `! C
Pump water. ; X1 n1 p0 }6 X) H# Y
**** 7 R; J8 I! B, ?% L1 s) K3 C
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 n  w$ t5 P9 E( {* C
我吹鸡打你班友。
, y2 F+ ]! X" J2 gYou jump building. ; C8 v8 |% N! F% y
你跳楼啦。 ; W# _  H5 {$ m1 S
You come back home and eat banana ! y4 e* Y9 s0 V6 G
你返屋企食蕉啦 % M" ?- O+ A, v$ B. y. U9 M
I give you a hair.
% y* b: \2 ]- e; r7 X, q! S1 t我俾条毛你ar!   k+ |$ Q! q1 W& ]

( H2 g, i0 b; @9 g/ k3 D0 QCollect skin / \' f# _( I* F5 Q
收皮
, b* ]& F7 s7 h! g+ ICollect father ) q# l3 L& \8 f) j) ~# X" o
收爹
1 T% Q. B6 {* Z* IYou give me collect father.
* P. `9 J; x2 o5 Y你同我收爹！
% |% e9 w: O1 t3 B; PLaugh die me.
/ k$ u& H! i& _6 R/ @笑死我。
( C' g4 v% e1 k' @9 h& CYou give me stop.
0 [2 o* Z$ Y- V( d0 z  E你同我企系度。
0 G& ^" C! b! k" y6 J* H/ u5 f4 ?Eight woman " E& M# b+ q6 ~: n' ^9 J2 S1 A
八婆
1 z. x$ p% Q( N9 J- n& J9 FEight woman,you are good! ) G* Q. }1 G% z3 _; e5 H9 T1 ^
八婆，你好o野! 3 k1 S& q9 G) t* ~- L- K# p7 E3 ?
What the spring do you do?
2 B& _/ M- Z" c; k8 r( Y, K! S* j你搞乜春啊?
( m2 p- D+ w  w# C: v8 }6 R  G1 fA dog of eating dung
2 x, C+ P' E8 p6 }! r, Z, w! W食屎狗
- t2 M) N( E$ a+ o6 cA ghost of ass
+ \6 V$ U! [1 n屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....2 e% u( [/ C  m) O
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

" B. T! g- J% @$ {, a$ B
9 P" a& c. ?' B7 J, f8 ^" R6 Vtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......( r' B+ i5 P/ q2 d: o* ]
this is not hong kong style english.....: Y8 |2 J: Y- g0 W, W  }% v
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
$ P3 K8 i2 y* ^/ v* ^i've already ban this shit...  U- x. ?& K9 M9 X$ F
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.