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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" c; ]6 j8 e. E# B! R2 s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ H* D3 j) [9 s. R% F! C% C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 v4 n3 B' J( C/ p2 W4 }" M4 p
a.They give like hell.
1 X9 p, U% ]( b8 Lb.They do not yell.6 f& J+ z4 y; E
c.They do not tell.
1 D! N4 E$ H& h9 j2 \d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 Z5 E7 H6 l; ?% d0 ]) c: G( _' C
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; Q: [- W" k' |0 i+ m- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- g8 L, V# O- ~8 u* X5 _) u* m- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
x# w7 b5 v# k7 tBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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& ?% v" {, g! w% X3 f5) What is the strongest muscle?, y1 V* i2 x2 E; M6 }" j
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" F: B7 _! q! D0 i
The arse hole is always in front of you.; ]) G- ^% y9 B
2 Q/ C) X/ F0 l! x7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 [( o( d) _( c0 P' @* i$ LWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 H9 ]. J" D4 y! m, Z# W% D
" ~2 N& X) o' Y0 H8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 H- T8 d/ }$ w. D# l
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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