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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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4 s0 U- D* Z& o4 \' aPiano piano green 琴琴青 ; }; I5 w) w9 Z! n7 K! n: N9 A
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 Z; L9 J+ e* T' B- A
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! : o4 M- |9 I% t6 {# L/ I
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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, h4 _; S3 q+ W" ZI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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0 ?; E* {* w$ Z# o' o# U4 J GFish skin~魚皮 。 ) r) r7 ^! e8 [. g5 K
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" - P6 P. i0 [7 x
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Blow water吹水% C$ C- o9 c! j
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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$ ^3 n- g- F1 K7 q+ uI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 [9 f. ^) ~ y8 K* O我吹雞打你班友 。 ) ]1 P, y; B; D+ Q4 c! ^' S4 ]
* w6 V* X3 \& T: y t3 N6 l# x" ?Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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% k6 q" E7 b! K9 s) g"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 5 _5 H( Z2 e! g5 C& x: v8 M/ q4 x
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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/ w: X* A9 r F- o kYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ( j. K1 E5 w% _
" n4 c) D# s/ x6 zYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ( C c* R! W: b* V2 k
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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6 U/ |8 s, J/ k# YEat banana食蕉 / r4 i" e. O" `1 {3 ]
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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( u, [. e& z; N' x1 {What the water are you?你係乜水?
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- _3 ?! Q( o2 V" { IWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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" B& L3 i& { z" e: kDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 4 m1 G& d) n8 S$ C0 n& U
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Do the world做世界 。 $ Y: U* b% x q$ y
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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) ^; G" g; p4 f5 rWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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7 m. s" O9 Q; ^) p; R5 kCut girl 界女 0 w3 Q0 k: b N) ~+ O7 f) t* \/ ^
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 D. O' H0 E" R+ B+ }0 R
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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1 A e' `& |/ ?' U/ cI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! & o3 j6 a: L# {
8 X5 ~% N# m% d- }Collect father收爹 - `$ ?, j+ g8 `: q! c
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 3 C9 [! @/ Z2 q2 t, W- U* m- [
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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% U5 l8 Y# O( w% }7 U1 F) bHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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: X: `% U0 _" e+ A( _6 `You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ' b c' m9 K `0 [7 s+ T
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! % y P: y, @/ q/ \2 Z" f' X% L
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Eight woman八婆
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. [& e( R5 v6 x6 ^3 r) REight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ( b$ R' C- C2 D
- {. ^: v+ c4 U4 g/ J2 o5 kBlack son黑仔
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0 x' w) r8 L9 O% E; X% } qToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! / N( L& l- q' [- q% w4 O
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Wear grass著草 i1 |9 Z) [- a; e2 |& h- t
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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" r7 T O+ s$ P4 U& _I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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# ^2 x/ G3 F6 l! q& ]# W; {# bA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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! s. y- O2 Y' Q! i$ ~/ R* \& J, iTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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9 V" M; C- o I! g7 H) ]0 dGood mother.好娘 3 C8 n9 ]" n! P
' G5 X9 v1 }* C; U7 w8 DYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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' m/ ]0 B, f, u2 [One old water 一舊水 7 A X9 P' u' Q5 f
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 j6 X9 _0 x9 ]9 Y1 w( _& @
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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" x7 U! d0 s# Y7 z; a5 bA dragon service.一條龍服務 ) M6 F$ j) }) [
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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