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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ + p, u# F0 ^+ l* T
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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; H. C! }7 ~, {Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 " R) N- D* Z, j, R5 X) j) w
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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3 ^: _. Z: ?1 c; q* S9 k5 O WI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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+ P/ G2 c# I" e& [Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水9 u# P# u; u$ P# [
5 P( D( ]5 m9 g' }; n/ J# X6 \# |Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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! C F0 |+ ?. p8 SI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
8 b1 x+ D Y& `/ [' }我吹雞打你班友 。
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" }2 b) {+ i4 d3 a0 T- pStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 9 D) U- L* q: v+ q- T& a
2 ]! S1 n1 j" E9 b# c4 e* SFace green green臉青青 。 * G) H2 B+ a. u9 I& a' Y
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" + s( ^$ k/ R! K% e, P) [
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 : H" S3 k) K. r# j4 N) ]
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 3 l% ]% P) m2 T; x" c; C
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 , q/ D2 H' }) G2 r
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 4 S2 [/ a' M6 P
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 0 p6 \* q# J B. ~7 ?% k
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? + K! V& Z, h. K, ^* N: k* L
" t0 d6 y) Q m5 ?( CEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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- Z+ Z1 i$ I0 K. x# EHow senior are you?你算老幾? ( r$ m* F6 R* K! V- k+ g
: l0 u! g$ t, c9 }: VWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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. ?5 g, m4 P# v. V* H1 K/ \3 MWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 1 C! O$ W! j/ z9 z
8 ?% J) M3 K7 J: v6 jDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 & z7 y( L% T/ n; f
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Do the world做世界 。 1 l; Y2 y9 D" [: S3 c- W6 X' [- M
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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, q& A9 n/ b5 S, }" t2 r zCut girl 界女 4 A& R5 ^: H0 Z$ D) }
% g3 d1 c; R5 q* ^; r7 TThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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8 }! N% L: e! T! X3 w# v7 h" i. \' kI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 ) E* a X v* c7 X+ q
, G+ ]% l2 C: sYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ; ^+ L& |& u/ H/ c9 T: G" w
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 $ ~( r" W3 ^" ]3 y7 g, ~' v
, V5 y/ e( O0 B9 n% K9 ZYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 2 r5 M* F. `- V6 w% ]- [% R9 T6 k
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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! W6 Y( r0 T& RHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 0 |' c k' N) C" P
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 8 s: ^( I: i2 K( Y0 J& ]8 M3 ~. E
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 - n2 U9 D! A6 _7 v0 \, X
! q1 P; {, h; h1 W8 b# u) hEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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, X$ J4 H- t6 k1 c9 m1 rKing eight egg.王八蛋
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5 a+ d3 U u- H2 e" jBlack son黑仔
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( J' n9 l8 _! l+ g: wToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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" X6 p% F: \% q/ v' {I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 2 B7 d Q! B1 F" O
6 _- k' s' {$ ?5 E# l& Z0 TI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ - f& v0 d- q1 H6 _! { d+ w7 Y
: ~' `* [; E- a' e0 cHigh hand.高手
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* [# a" b4 M: I/ pA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 0 Y: [0 ^! l) A3 h& `
+ ]( u" h: N/ Z8 f/ IGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ( D9 Z, W' _0 m, k
Z" A. x$ w: @* g7 @Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 ' |3 f: X5 L0 A& ?4 Y
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 $ H2 c K9 |+ f, w! d O
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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+ ~5 r9 `* K. Q x5 v; eMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 " b0 ]& x! c! V" m
* D/ I% K: g" P4 x/ P2 KHold hold water.楂楂水 2 P& G- `+ m" J! x4 s
) k4 H0 O+ z% \* j. \ V. i1 [3 ~$ I# kPump water.抽水 # f1 \; b) S: x, F
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Two hit six.二打六 1 Y$ U$ x/ W% Q! y9 s, n$ Z. x+ c& ~
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