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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ - I- P" f6 J1 \5 K0 I7 m5 z
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（轉）港式英語
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l+ m6 k5 O' f1 t' g( N% t6 sPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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* k1 P2 S9 P; B$ G9 cYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 7 y! d+ ] c# J- k
+ o \! f4 P1 P' p* j0 OI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ , f; [9 D8 ?; G, T
+ D, X2 s |/ C( i) j; }. BIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 0 y8 g5 @- H7 Z/ O8 C8 t
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 1 H5 v3 z7 [% \% R: ?$ }. J5 n: m7 Q/ i
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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% h; I$ r5 w2 Y" \fall on your street.""你個"K" & ^9 Z6 }; Z2 ?
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Blow water吹水) d7 O5 Y) K( E J- ]5 g
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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0 S( v9 E1 U9 D0 x- W% o7 ~1 cBlow chicken吹雞 4 U. Y# q! P; ^9 L
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
% y% o0 V$ P+ C. {1 \我吹雞打你班友 。 ; V6 |9 S& Q2 J" e$ m+ z! z" ?
+ N, K. l& l9 G6 t( hStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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7 K& O, K/ A$ Z4 J$ ~. R2 EFace green green臉青青 。 5 R g$ C( }( I. j6 b# U- t* g6 a
$ A* t3 \% ?$ |"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " Q9 P v/ t6 Y* S1 T- `5 h
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 , S r" t9 Q! h: E6 E
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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4 a Y2 X+ U4 X! u: m. xYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 n! d7 s: d2 F6 o* q$ G" h( {/ c
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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! I' H G8 F4 Z0 D7 dAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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. w( K! r' A0 w- Q, SYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 5 Q2 W' A! s9 ]0 K/ t6 j
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 8 [; v; `4 D/ H) f$ b/ J( H& Y
( [& ~0 j! F! u4 W2 t$ \5 G! aDo you big me?你大我呀? ~: l% l: n3 T+ e
9 ~7 m" I4 p3 EZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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9 u2 i1 u1 I! p3 M' N, U+ uWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? # Z6 [$ ~ F& D* ]
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Cut girl 界女
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% q n+ }- J" t5 h: hThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ " P, E( X2 N$ f9 p. t; j# c) S
+ C/ s& ] C8 {- P3 o# SCollect father收爹
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( h( c9 {3 N+ S. }* ?4 R2 S) dYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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. N- D6 w" D! {! l' ~0 j7 S% p6 bDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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3 R- ~1 m2 ~& T7 {" L( G2 ]You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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2 x# Y1 u* D% z2 d4 cAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 / @+ B% B1 }+ H0 C; K3 L1 z& [( ^
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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$ x8 n9 }2 m. [3 P) fEight woman八婆
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- r& c. k- T$ t4 S& E' aEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 % L4 j0 S3 }9 [& ~3 l8 Q
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ : {$ H5 p8 I. } b
5 R/ @% |1 H1 T" y" e" V6 _( zWear grass著草
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5 {& A3 o/ \1 v! qI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ! u0 E3 F; j0 q# f
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 ( C" @3 w/ F4 d e6 x& o
% G6 |5 C) K: e! A/ d! `* T; b# uA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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& M, u4 T$ n0 ZTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 0 V; u6 T2 m5 z# ?% U
6 S* r% n6 g1 z( i' a( ^7 vYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 6 J. k) ]1 f& H6 c
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Old dot.老點
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5 ~6 ~7 ]0 ]" Z: G, b/ ^9 C8 uOne old water 一舊水 * o& w0 Y" a# b' [2 n# R& @
O5 L; H8 V8 P3 P4 M% ~What the spring do you do?你做乜春? . W/ S+ O" B. j/ q! v5 H" W
4 r/ l/ @' l- z+ u6 z6 aA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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( h* Z A0 i5 n& i, jA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 5 x# j' @8 J: v. [, N+ Q. y$ s7 I
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 - l$ N' N# k# w5 F4 \
" K9 [: e- H0 h9 p1 K; XA dragon service.一條龍服務 2 @1 Y8 J/ S/ m8 M& e
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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" F/ @: }$ n! n% P, M K; oPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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