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十大阿媽口頭襌
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, ?. ]! ^. v; ~# J1 ^$ f2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)
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2 M! I/ z2 |, A/ F5 u. c4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻+ u) d7 [$ y9 k& u% \
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6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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. \) u2 y/ ~% Q4 j6 _. F7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)* V3 ]' f4 D) f$ Z

1 y  m& {! I1 b" A3 f1 `# @6 o7 I0 `8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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1 W; j) i" M1 Z6 O( ]/ K我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:& D- @' b/ Q! z5 G( v
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

3 b% q5 f9 _3 j1 T% `9 F) v: u5 }( t我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good