香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 1 ]0 S* |) Y% Y/ r
甘多人死，唔见你死。 6 U! d9 z4 U3 J# r7 e
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?   e1 k. t* c) p! P& H. O0 L; |
你教我以后点出嚟行? # c  }6 Z, F. L
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
+ J! U" o4 g; L4 h如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
# d' F% R5 i) v* Z1 X* W' Q2 G4 "I saw a pork chop" ! w0 w+ K" Z; C! {: ~/ q
我见到件猪扒啊。 # O9 R2 X; U3 n3 f6 i3 |& |- D* i
5 Are you road? ! l# r/ F+ o& A! u: b; W! N
你系咪路啊？
# K9 ~( x$ i2 s4 A6 What the water are you?
7 S6 P1 l: l8 u' s! ?  `你系乜水啊？ 3 Y8 c4 v6 z' G$ M( t5 \, Q0 L: \
7 Do you big me?
# m3 x  x8 [8 i4 E你大我啊？ - h) k- S( s" o* m
8 Zebra chops people. : E+ U/ o: `" F# I8 |" U
班马劈友。
! |' n& H, t& j8 M+ Z9 The king of the cutting girl.
3 p. M4 u0 \' r4 H' Z界女王。 - M1 p7 g7 a0 n: Y7 ^; ?5 o: x3 S
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. + k8 w7 h$ e* b( K- B
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
# L0 T- Z3 D* H: G11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ( r1 {, b2 [! G
你当我无到？ $ A8 j3 R' R4 L' `% Z9 S; D
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
6 U7 F. p$ H7 W你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
$ y/ r  z0 Y( O/ Z13 Today I was very black son. 6 W2 ^; n1 [, x( L6 G9 W0 u
今日我好黑仔。
" F8 Z+ s' O( S5 o* S14 I am wearing grass.
) C0 g" ?7 a/ w6 v我着紧草。
* i8 c) S6 u# M8 p! b15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ! u  W  e) B# J; k# q: V
你未够班同我讲数！ : i8 o3 n7 r& p8 |1 M8 k! H2 `& D
16 Two beat six. / Q3 ^& q3 M4 j2 X, r8 p
二打六
( W" g5 f4 I% O. n) j) D17 Two five son.
9 j3 S! ^, t; V7 D- F" X5 @二五仔
4 U, L  _  G, P: c2 \. v) [% E18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 / E7 v0 s: w9 V8 ~
琴琴青 , l6 Y3 V+ _1 r) N
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 : h2 R3 |! g0 y% q+ K
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ; v  H/ X) |" V5 g2 J! c) l7 f
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
% y' f3 e7 L: u; @9 J$ r2 G蠢蠢欲動 。
; ^/ k; v2 x4 e  c, P0 q, v21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 4 a/ T& J9 b8 @" u4 E/ ]; H
人山人海 。 8 {: x% s" O; @) r
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 5 M1 |. F0 m, }0 Y4 i
你算老幾? 9 i, F! P' S& D4 J' o$ e
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 6 G) ?" v- n3 M3 b0 h* M
你講乜鬼?
; [* h) Q  Z1 J  ?- ]/ R6 A! ~( e! L24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 # |& s- f: W. R: _. F, R4 `# M
我驚你有牙！ 3 m  Q1 l& d5 v1 b" H) `
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
7 `/ s7 ~, o3 K: K5 z心花怒放。   
! Q5 _1 n6 @3 w# QFish skin / q0 q$ Q! V/ u( \0 a+ ^
鱼皮 。 5 I4 a& }6 Z) |0 w& ?3 E
Monster of blowing water.
+ J+ g. C6 b/ z( f% {, P- m. _吹水怪。
& u# d& e: B1 A+ DFace green green $ ~% i  D! h! d" d
面青青。
* i* E% D. `4 m2 ^You see road carefully
3 P" r/ @9 e: I3 o' W- N! Y! L: U) F你小心睇路
3 Y; f' d( W& a! V7 x/ yYou go to street carefully
/ }- ^3 t' M! b6 o' {/ N你出街小心D。 - e8 P' S! T7 [( X! @
Do the world
, q4 F- I$ i3 L% o+ Y7 T做世界 。
. I- u! p8 u7 ?: T1 w1 s- H% w' bBig tea rice + O  o; z& R6 y. E# w4 @
大茶饭 。
, d, e2 I: G6 p$ q- sAmerican chinese not enough. 9 P, ?& A# g8 v  M' c$ F
美中不足。
4 r% [  `4 w- c* P! F8 o! n$ cKing eight egg. 1 j( t9 R& w3 Z' w  Z7 w% x
王八蛋 $ z7 |& N: E3 d. o. g4 n
High hand. ! Z, x4 I$ B7 ^; N9 d
高手
# n3 k9 F/ Q2 N& _& A; e
/ k& v( |1 L1 ~& `' V( l3 H' J6 ~Old dot. 3 j1 v) `( `. S  k) X, Q! F  j
老点
, e4 W2 [  t- [. G0 HOne old water
; y9 H) u. @+ V, Q一旧水
% m& }5 h+ ]+ L! L3 V+ V& qI know your mouse.
8 e1 i) W- J0 R6 W  E* Q$ O) V我识你老鼠！
/ {% m( E8 V7 gMeasure water/Pound water.
3 Q& x2 Z% y! P: b- {磅水
1 t& {6 n) M, u  k# `A dragon service. ' S* f3 z, ^0 v
一条龙服务
, U0 I! B. E# F6 T- FPump water.
# c, _4 L3 C+ j# [****
; Y/ `5 d$ e7 o" xI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.   Z0 r# J" s% h+ h$ J
我吹鸡打你班友。
( a+ W0 U! t2 c7 LYou jump building. 6 J$ k& U0 p" l. B. t  F  F8 ]0 D
你跳楼啦。
' E1 ~# f: N9 ~4 s7 hYou come back home and eat banana
! G2 H9 D& y$ n1 a6 a0 y你返屋企食蕉啦
# N) |* Y; P0 WI give you a hair.
; A2 k, O. a* v6 a我俾条毛你ar! - M+ d  X% y0 p8 z- p: J; D5 o/ F

  U* M- n  K' wCollect skin
5 e/ ?& Y; O- o% u/ j收皮
- ?5 s6 M( e# R0 TCollect father
8 x! p! I/ [: x! C2 {9 L; @# ~  c  j收爹
4 K0 Y4 \+ l; N0 UYou give me collect father.
1 l9 }) L* ~- ~/ z, G! }你同我收爹！
2 H$ t  s5 w6 x6 L- c" t6 Z; x& MLaugh die me.
+ h/ {: H8 a6 k" E2 O/ p笑死我。 0 u" a* c/ `: K9 G- n% d  D
You give me stop.
4 l# }% H! t3 v" ]6 i2 `; i你同我企系度。 . |% b5 E3 e: H0 f$ f1 z
Eight woman 6 ~1 V. L1 s) t0 s  L4 ?
八婆 : }7 ^: u' b+ D4 _, \
Eight woman,you are good!
# N& m/ [3 m6 u( f八婆，你好o野! : b* e+ x+ t+ Z. a% H8 X; i
What the spring do you do? 3 x$ Y0 a& ^. W: z8 I) y
你搞乜春啊?
, ~  t9 N! k8 d! |5 C6 |9 GA dog of eating dung 9 `2 R5 k  l' ?  D2 F, ?- a3 ^+ k
食屎狗 3 ~8 m. z) m3 s7 J% _
A ghost of ass
, S+ ~% u( u0 r) I: C, x1 l屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
: I0 J4 N5 m; c/ g! Y都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......, M% s8 t( S& L3 y- Y3 I
this is not hong kong style english.....
# }% g( Z# E2 X% O7 U5 }7 ^% s* ~; Ithis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語....., p, y; S8 E1 [$ U
i've already ban this shit...! m% ]5 c* o4 U% ?) s
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.